>Now, Anonymous, we all know that filly sex is fun, but I'm afraid it is against our laws.
>So if you see any filly (or colt) offering their bodies for bits, please report them to me or another officer.
>Thank you for your co-operation, Sir.
>>25848103
but another officer already told me its fine as long as she gets a cut of the bits
>wink wink
>>25848103
>unzips dick
Com'ere Sweetie Belle, want to see a caterpillar? Put your hoof here and wake it up.
>>25848139
Uncle Paul, no!
>>25848109
>file name
Made me smile
>>25848103
Not to worry ma'am. I'm only interested in GMILFs like Granny Smith. Mmmmm mmm, I'd have a slice of that apple pie any day.
>>25848103
Umm...my dick is kind of inside a filly as we speak, can't you see me holding her up with just my cock that's lodged inside her?
>"O-ohhh god I'm having another orgams~"
Look officer, no hands lol
>"Anon y-you dumb bully...ohhh~ don't stop..."
AM I BEING DETAINED?
>W-what? No, I-
WHAT IS YOUR BADGE NUMBER?
>Sir, I just-
MOLAN LABE!!!
>cunt kick
>unzip fly
>start pissing
>run off while still pissing
>fire your gun off in the air while screaming the lyrics to California Uber Alles
>clench anus muscles to trigger the pressure sensors and pressure-sensitive trigger inside
>red white and blue sparklers emerge from asshole
>summon spirit animal bald eagle and fly away
>mfw
>>25848103
JP 100%
>>25848103
Here:>>25848464
>>25849555
>this shitpost stole my trips
FUCK THIS THREAD AND FUCK THIS META SHIT,DOSH THREAD. WHO /doinupthehouse/ HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-7v4qnHP8
