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The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
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>>25804491also I hope to end act II of SpergLight sometime within the next month. gonna accelerate things soon
SciTwi is so broken her pic is used twice. All hail SciTwi.
That bullylight update was really good. Thanks Dot!
lel the scilight and fingerbang threads have the same OP pic
>>25804491
Thanks for making the pic same as fingerbang OP now im confused which thread is which
>>25804618
A Y Y
This is going to be a confusing week.
has r9klight made an update yet
>>25804639
It's not too bad. Their thread usually sits near the bottom anyway.
>>25804662
Shots fired
Who makes all these threads and claim it to their own anyways? Random people or all the same guy?
>>25804654
r9klight is kill, friend.
>>25804674
what is tripcode?
scitwi a cuteand fuck this article I am reading
>we will never have a wizardlight who can cast spells as a human
>>25805212
>dykeshitI'll admit that it's cute, though.
>>25805294
>dykeshit
Traplight is best dykeshit
Last exams today, then I'll have a whole month ofmostlyfree time to write retarded shit here.
Wish me luck senpai.
>>25807036
I believe in you!
>>25807036
Good luck fa.m
"Good morning Anon"
pone scitwi a qt
A QT
>>25807498
She wouldn't have wings though, since she never ascended to godhood by fixing a spell.
>>25807608
Still cute with or without wings
>>25807608
>inb4 she has wings when she "ponies up" in the next film
Will try to write sometime within the next hour so I can get this done before I see Star Wars tonight.
I may not be able to write again until Thursday due to my upcoming work schedule. Getting a lot of hours before Christmas. Through we'll see. I could try to write here and there. If not, I could be posting from a plane, for all I know.
>>25789894
>Indigo rolls her eyes.
>"Uh, hanging out with my friend? Is there a problem?"
>"Your friend, huh?"
>Rainbow Dash stares down Indigo.
>"Alright, cut to the chase. What are you want, Dash?"
>Rainbow pays her no mind, however, as she looks at you.
>"Alright, Twilight. I've got a question."
>You begin to play with your fingers as dread takes over your mind.
"Y-Yes?"
>"What are you doing?"
"W-What do you mean?"
>Dash facepalms.
>"Hanging out with her?! The fuck do you think I was gonna ask?!"
>Fluttershy steps closer to her friend.
>"Um, Rainbow-"
>"Not now, Fluttershy."
>"B-But"
>"I said. Not. Now," Dash says, gritting her teeth.
>Fluttershy backs off a bit, cowering slightly.
>"So! Twilight. Whatcha two been up to?"
>What kind of question is that?
"Um...I-I-I..."
>"Come on, Twi. Talk to me, dude!"
>Shit, this isn't going well.
"I-I...Zap invited me to a-a-a party..."
>"A party, huh? Nope! Can't see anything suspicious about that!"
>That's a relief. Indigo wasn't being malicious at all.
>Unless Rainbow was using sarcasm.
>Fuck.
>"Dude, what's your problem?"
>Rainbow gets in Indigo's face and grabs her by the collar.
>"What's my problem? What's my problem?! Are you fucking daft?"
>"Um, Rainbow, I think you should stop..."
>"Shut up, Fluttershy..."
>She appears taken aback.
>Indigo shoves Rainbow off.
>She immediately bolts up, and the two stand across from one another as though they are ready to brawl at a moments' notice.
>"Why don't we take this outside, eh, old friend?"
>Rainbow gives Zap a smirk.
>"With pleasure."
>They walk out of the building.
>All you, Fluttershy, and probably the others in here can do nothing but stare.
>>25808562
>You hear murmurs throughout the establishment.
>You're at a complete loss for words.
>A nice little outing with your friend after a tough week for you, and now...this.
>You begin to whimper slightly, thinking about what could be happening outside that door.
>You wish you had Spike right now.
>Too bad he had an appointment with the vet today.
>Fluttershy takes the seat across from you.
>You nervously shift around in your seat.
"Oh God, oh God. F-Fuck..."
>Fluttershy puts a hand on your shoulder.
>"Hey."
>She smiles at you.
>"Sorry about what happened back there, Twilight. Rainbow can be a bit abrasive sometimes..."
>You whimper a bit more, still tense.
>You feel a bit of pain in your stomach.
"I-I...t-this w-w-wasn't supposed to happen! I was j-j-just hanging out w-w-with my friend. And..."
>You whimper again.
>"Don't you worry, Twilight. I'm sure this'll all blow over."
>The establishment appears to be going back to normal; no one's staring anymore.
>"Wait, did you say Indigo was your friend?"
>You nod.
>"Oh my. No wonder Rainbow reacted the way she did..."
"W-Wait, Fluttershy! I c-can explain everything!"
>You tell her about how you and Indigo became friends, from how she apologized to you for bullying you, to how you forgave her, to you hanging out for the first time, and to how you are close at school.
>"So you and her are on good terms, now?"
>You nod.
>"I think I should check on them. Wait here..."
>She gets up.
>"Um, that is, um, if you want to."
>She walks towards the door.
"Fluttershy, w-wait for me!"
>>25808711
Be back in a bit, getting some lunch
>>25808707
more lewd twolight pictures please
>>25808711
_________
>You are Indigo Zap.
>And your perfectly good get together with your friend was ruined by your ex-friend, Rainbow Dash.
>Man, what a buzzkill.
>Situated on the side of the building, you have no time to think as you dodge a punch from the blue-colored girl.
>"Come on, let's dance!"
>You keep dodging her jabs.
>You could beat the shit out of Rainbow Dash easily if you wanted to.
>You are a black belt in Muay Thai, and Dash is the type to talk a good game, but unable to back it up.
>And while you would like to fight back, the fact that she's Twilight's friends gives you a sense that you should not engage.
>The girl already goes through enough shit in her life (much of it from you, regretfully).
>You dodge a weak placed kick.
>Rainbow then pins you down on the wall.
>"What are you planning to do with Twilight? Tell me!"
"Nothing! I just invited her to a party! Dude, we're cool now!"
>"Bullshit! I know you, Indigo! I bet you and your ratchet ass friends are gonna do something bad to her!"
>You shove her off.
"Dude, I already told you! We're cool!"
>"Quit bullshitting me, Zap!"
"No bullshit! I apologized and everything! We hang out now!"
>"What, so you could make yourself look better?"
"No! I felt like shit for what I did to Twilight!"
>"Well, you've done a lot!"
>Another jab missed, another shove.
>"I wish I could have gotten to you in time in the woods! I would have skullfucked you for the stunt you and that pigtailed psychopath pulled!"
>Another shove.
"Yeah, well I would have deserved it."
>Another jab.
"And you wanna know something?"
>"What?! And make it quick!"
>You take a breath.
"I stopped her."
>>25809146
>Dash stares at you.
>"You stopped her?"
>You breath loudly.
"Yeah, man. I tackled her and fought her just before she actually did it."
>"...what?"
"I thought we were gonna take Twilight to the cabin and beat her up. That's all. But then Sugarcoat started doing that...thing. And I couldn't stand for that."
>You receive a slap to the face.
>"You still put her in that situation, though! You were gonna hurt Twilight, no matter what, you cunt!"
>You shove her back.
"I know. And I'm not trying to justify my actions, here."
>Another missed jab.
>"Then what the fuck are you trying to do, Indigo? You're still nothing but a monster to me!"
>This time, Rainbow doesn't try to punch.
"I'm not trying to do anything. I fucking felt awful after that night, man. I actually considered killing myself that night, because I couldn't live with what I did."
>You sigh.
"But then, I thought that I couldn't do that. I needed to make things right. So I told her parents what happened a few days later."
>"What"
"Yeah. Well, I only told them that she beat her up. Then she got put in therapy and shit. I didn't tell the cops, because I thought it would backfire..."
>This time, Dash's punch connects, hitting you in the jaw.
>You step back.
>"You...you could have stopped this! You coulda had her behind bars! What the fuck, man!"
>Another jab, this time in the stomach,
>You deserve this.
>You don't deserve the right to fight back.
>You fall to the ground.
>"You fucking coward. You could have did the right thing."
>She kicks you in the side, hard.
>You grunt.
>"No wonder your mother hates you. She raised a coward."
>That's enough to ignite a flame inside you.
>You get right back up and punch Rainbow in the jaw, screaming.
>>25809343
So just because she's not Saint Indigo she's a coward? Real smooth Dash.
https://derpibooru.org/1047162
>>25809373
>>25809373
Weirdly enough it's her blush that takes it from "hot" to "my dick is DIAMONDS"
>>25809373
>Necktie
>Skirt still on
>Dat smile
How can one gif be so perfect?
>>25809373
>>25809445
>gif
I like the bigass webm better
zippy.gfycatcom/FlippantWhiteImperatorangel.webm
>>25809373
This does things to my penis. Nice things.
>>25809343
>She falls back, and you hit her again.
>She tries to hit back, but you dodge and trip her.
"Don't you dare, don't you DARE, talk to me that way!"
>You kick her.
>Dash laughs.
>"You're a coward, man! You always were! Even when we were kids, you were scared of everything! Heh. No wonder your mother doesn't respect you."
>You kneel down and grab Rainbow, plopping her back up as you slam her to the brick wall.
"Maybe I am a coward, Rainbow. But you know what? I went to Twilight. I said I saw sorry. And she forgave me."
>"That's messed up."
>You ignore the statement.
>"I forgave her, and I was willing to give Twilight a chance. And she gave me a chance. So we hung out. And you know what? We bonded."
>Dash squirms a bit.
"We hung out. And we had a great time. And we became friends. And you know what? I think it takes guts, forgiving the girl who's an outcast. And befriending her. Trying to change."
>Dash gives you a nasty glare.
>What a bitch.
"You wanna know what's funny? Twilight's been a better friend to me then you've ever been. All those times where I needed you most, and you never showed. And then you broke things off when I told you I got accepted to Crystal Prep."
>"I..."
>You release her and try to hit her again, but she squirms out of the way.
"You're a terrible friend. I wouldn't be surprised if you abandon Twilight too for whatever stupid reason. So fuck. You."
>Rainbow lays a punch to your gut.
>"FUCK YOU! YOU STAY AWAY FROM TWILIGHT!"
>You two go at it, exchanging jabs and kicks.
>"Alright, ENOUGH!"
>Out of nowhere, the yellow girl in the tank top that Rainbow was with gets in between you two, shoving you two out of the way.
>You try to go at it again, but the yellow girl grabs you both by the collar.
>You notice Twilight, standing behind her, legs crossed and cowering.
>She's biting her nails.
>>25809541
also need to stop here. Gotta clean my room and get ready to head out. More after the I get home from Star Wars.
Would highly appreciate feedback. Don't feel like this was my strongest work, but maybe you guys think otherwise. Paste will be updated later, when the update is complete.
Selfcest is muh fetish
>>25809552
lucky: I don't get to see it till tomorrow
Can I get some equestria girl on pony action?
>>25809343
>You get right back up and punch Rainbow in the jaw, screaming.
>Not going for the head-butt
Weak sauce...
I want midnight sparkle to love me
Part 1: http://pastebin.com/qU90T9fG
Part 2: http://pastebin.com/U41EtFwC
>"Do you think I'd feel this way about you if you were really so bad?"
"I mean, no, but..."
>"So why worry? You trust me, don't you?"
"Of course..."
>"Then trust that I see the good in you, Twilight. Even if you can't trust yourself, you can still trust me, right? You can believe I see something worth loving in you?"
"I... I can try."
>Starlight places a tiny, tender kiss on your nose
>"And that's all I can ask. Now, do you want to watch anything?"
"'Anything' sounds nice..."
>She chuckles at that, laying you down on the couch and getting up to root through her DVD's
>"Also, would you like anything to wear? I've got some extra pajamas lying around, I think..."
"No, I'm fine like this."
>Starlight smiles
>"That's my girl."
>The two of you curl up together, naked but for the giant blanket covering both of you, and finally get around to watching End of Evangelion
>"Okay... okay, I'll try my best not to talk through the whole thing. Just pay close attention to the music at the end, and--"
>She covers her mouth
>"Sorry."
>You giggle, elbowing her under the blankets
>The movie itself is... well, you don't know how to describe it, really
>It's a complete mindfuck, really, even more so than the show's original ending
>Starlight is absolutely mesmerized, and keeps biting her lip to avoid explaining the entire thing to you
>>25810991
>When it ends, you only have on question
"What the FUCK did I just watch?"
>Starlight throws her head back, laughing so hard she nearly topples off the couch
>"Oh Twilight... Twilight, Twilight, Twilight... I don't even know where to begin."
"Can we start with what the fuck happened at the end? Like... why was Rei's head in the ocean? Why did Shinji try to choke Asuka? Why... why anything?"
>"Well... I've got my own interpretation, as I'm sure you can imagine."
"You have your own interpretation for EVERYTHING, it seems."
>Starlight smiles, and you think you can see her blushing in the darkness
>"What can I see? I can't resist overthinking. To me, at least, this movie shows that... well, it shows that I'm wrong, really."
"Wrong?"
>"Well, not completely wrong. But maybe a little too idealistic. No matter how much I dream about equality, about collapsing the barriers between people... it's never so easy. People are afraid to have their true selves bared. And they'll fight to keep up their secrets. Sometimes, I feel like I'm doing more harm than good, and this film... this film always makes me feel like I might be right."
"Jesus, Star..."
>"Yes. I'm sorry, Twilight, you don't come here to listen to me pontificate about anime."
"Uh... what else would I come here for?"
>Starlight's chest undulates under you as she giggles
>"Heh, I guess you don't get much else, do you?"
"Oh, I wouldn't say that..."
>You bring your lips to Starlight's, and the two of you share another long kiss
>Her arms wrap around you, drawing your body along hers, adjusting herself to that you're acting as the little spoon, both of you wrapped in a cocoon of blankets
>And, before long, you find yourself drifting off to sleep, wrapped in her embrace
>Friday morning, you awake from possibly the most refreshing sleep you've ever experienced
>It'd be a perfect morning, if it weren't for the fact that Starlight is now gone, leaving the couch feeling cold and empty
>>25811073
>She's left you a note on the kitchen counter, explaining that she was called into work early, and she didn't want to wake you
>Apparently, she even left you some breakfast in the fridge
>You open it to find a stack of pre-cooked pancakes, which you heat in the microwave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQdYCjRuWy8
>After breakfast, you dress yourself and head back home, only to find that your mother is also away at work
>The drive home is a long one, not due to traffic, but mostly due to your refusal to take a direct route
>You're in love with Starlight
>That much is plain, but... what now?
>How's your mom going to react?
>Does this... does this make you gay?
>Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, but you never thought of yourself as liking girls that way
>Or does this make you...
>Fuck it, there's no point worrying about this, right?
>You feel what you feel, you are who you are
>And no matter who disagrees, Starlight will be there for you
>You focus on her image, letting her soothe your nerves like a tonic
>And that's when the thought pops into your head, bringing with it a current of excitement
>You want to go official with her
>No more "hanging out and occasionally fucking," she deserves more than that
>As cheesy as it is, you stop at the mall on the way home, elbowing your way through the Christmas rush to the discount jeweler
>You order a small low-grade-silver necklace, with a pendant in a vague heart shape
>When they ask what you'd like engraved, you ask for both of your initials on one side...
>And an equals sign on the other
>>25811233
Wait what is Star's job?
>inb4 parents are thrilled about biological grandkids
>>25811233
>When you get home, you mom practically tackles you with the force of her hug
>"What's up, kiddo? It's been a while!"
"Yeah, sorry..."
>The necklace is tucked under your arm, wrapped in golden paper
>"What's that? Christmas present?"
"Eh, sort of..."
>"Aww, who for?"
"My friend Starlight."
>Your mom chuckles, walking you into the kitchen with her arm around your shoulders
>"Should've known. What'd you get her?"
"Just a necklace."
>"Just a necklace? Can I see?"
"Eh... um, I, uh..."
>"What? Don't wanna unwrap it?"
"No, I just, um..."
>"Twilight? Honey, are you okay?"
"I'm fine, r-really."
>"You sure? You're sweating. Did I say something wrong?"
"No, no, it's just..."
>Fuck, this was going to have to come up eventually, right?
>Better immediately than never, you suppose
"Can I tell you something?"
>Your mom breaks away, holding her hand still on your shoulder
>"Of course, dear. What is it?"
"I..."
>You suck in your breath, trying to avoid the temptation to chew at your lip
"I'm dating a girl. Sort of."
>>25811358
>Your mom blinks twice
>And then her face cracks open in a wide smile
>"Oh, honey... is that what you were so worried about?"
"I mean... kinda, yeah..."
>"Aww..."
>She pulls you against her, squeezing you
>"There's nothing to be worried about, dear. Is it that Starlight girl?"
>You nod
>"And does she make you happy?"
"Yeah..."
>"And she's treating you right?"
"You have no idea..."
>"Then I'm glad, Twi. I'm so happy."
>Impossibly, she hugs you even tighter, stroking your hair
>The two of you go out for lunch that afternoon, catching up on your performance in school, her work, and just the odds and ends you've missed the chance to talk about
>For the tenth time, you try to explain anime to her, as she asks what you and Starlight have in common, and for the tenth time she still doesn't get it
>Still, it's a cozy, buoyant experience, and you return home feeling lighter than you have in...
>Well, you don't even remember now
>Starlight's note mentioned she'd be back tonight, so you begin lazily making preparations for how to take the necklace to her
>You don't want to make a big deal out of it, of course
>Just show up, act like it's no big deal, casually drop that you want to go official with her, and give her the jewelry
>Then again, you don't want to play it too casual...
>You pull out your laptop and start googling for "how to ask a girl out"
>Most of the advice seems aimed at shy, nerdy boys, so you refine it to "how to ask a girl out as a girl"
>Again, it's mostly aimed at closeted lesbians
>>25811264
She works at a shitty, trendy coffee joint.
>>25811427
>You refine it to "how to ask your best friend out," but it's only aimed at boys trying not to be friendzoned
>So you refine it to "how to ask your best friend out as a girl casually," and don't get much of anything
>Fuck
>You suppose you could just wing this, but Starlight is worth more than winging it
>There has to be something...
>You remember that there are some bottles of wine in the basement, hidden and leftover from your mom's drinking days
>They're pretty fancy, you recall
>You could bring one over, share a few drinks, casually slip that you want to start for-real dating...
>Hey, that doesn't sound too bad
>But how should you say it?
>You grab a notebook out from under your bed, scribbling down a few ways you could break the news
>Cool and direct looks good on paper, but you can't make it sound right in your head
>Just going "hey, you wanna go out?" sounds like something from a shitty teen movie
>But when you try to explain it in a roundabout way, you just end up running out of room on your paper
>Frustrated, you slip the notebook back under your bed, noticing it's already getting dark outside
>Goddamn, you've been doing this for a while, haven't you?
my boner is confused
This is a question that has been bothering me for a while
How often does twilight masterbate?
are there any twilights that masterbate more or less?
if traplight masterbates does she finger herself of use her penis?
Just came back from Star Wars. Holy fuck, it was worth the hype.
Gonna get some dinner and finish this update later on tonight.
>>25804654
Implying he can do anything but be a faggot.
>>25811948
so how did you react whenHan was killed by his son
>>25804491penis
>>25812032unfortunately I accidentally stumbled upon that spoiler last night, so I knew it was coming. Kylo Ren is a little bitch. Rey a cute. BB-8, too. Finn was surprisingly good.
According to all known human laws of avaiation, there is no way that a horse should be able to fly. It doesn't have wings, and therefore could not get it's pudgy body off the ground. The Alicorn known as Twilight sparkle doesn't care of course and flies anyway, this is because in this universe humans aren't real. And if they aren't real than neither can their laws. Pink, purple, pink, purple. Ohhh PINK AND PURPLE. Let's give that rump a little shake. "Twilight! Break fast". "Coming spike!".
Hang on a second. Hello? Twilight? Rainbow dash?
"Ohh you can't believe this is happening? "
"I can't I'll pick you up."
Looking sharp
Use the stairs, Princess celestia!!
"Sorry, I'm excited " Twilight exclaimed
"Here's the princess, I'm proud of you Twilight, very proud"
A perfect corination, no big bad bully bugs ruining this one like her brothers wedding.
"Wave to me, I'll be in row 118,bye"
"Twilight hold up, I told you, stop flying in the house."
"Hey Twilight."
"Hey Rainbowdash"
"Is that a little mane gel?"
"Just enough, it's a special day and all."
"Never thought i'd actually become a princess."
"7 years of Celestias school of the gifted, 1 year here in ponyville? Those were pretty Awkward. I'm just glad I'm able to spend this time with my friends."
"You sure have changed from that socially awkward outcast."
"Hi Applejack"
"Twilight, growing wings? Looks good"
"You hear about fluttershy?"
"Yeah"
"You going to the funeral?"
"What? No!"
"Everyone knows. You get stung by a bug bear, you die. You don't take a chance like that unless you're a hot head."
"I guess she could have just, gotten out of the way"
"I love incorporating an amusement park into our day."
"That's why we don't need vacations,Twilight."
"Quite a nit of pomp...under the circumstances."
"Well Twilight, today we are horses, we are."
"Horse horses"
"Amen"
"Hallelujah"
"All ponies gathered here today, please welcome princess Celestia"
"Welcome all to the corination of princess Twilight sparkle."
>>25812272
"Tht concludes our ceremonies"
"Now go Twilight, And begin you journey as a princess of Equestria."
"So I'm an official princess now?"
"Didn't you just hear me? do you need an orientation?"
"Heads up, here we go!"
"Please keep hooves, horns and wings inside the tram at all times."
"I wonder what it'll be like"
"A little scary twilight"
"Welcome to princESS, Fuffiling all of your princess needs. and part of the royalty group.
"This is it!"
"Wow"
"WOW"
"We know that YOU, as a princess, have worked on magic and friendship your whole life, to get to the point where you can use magic and have friendships your whole life."
"Princess hood begins with our valient of magic"
"Our top secret formula."
"Unicorns extract this magic from lesser horses and concentrate it into this soothing sweet syrup with it's distinctive golden glow, "princess juice." "
"That guy was hot!"
"That's my brother twilight."
"That was bigmac?"
"Yeah, we're brothers, or cousins, or both or something."
"To improve every aspect of princess ponies, "These unicorns are running magical stress tests on royal garments" "
"How much do you think that mare makes?"
"Not enough."
"Here we have our latest advancement, The magitrax,"
"What does that do?"
"It halts excess magic from leaking out of the princesses body, saving your energy."
"Can anyone work with the magitrax? "
"no! Smelly earth ponies like yourselves can't use magic, sorry."
"That's okay Apple jack, Every small job if done well means alot."
"Thanks twi, that means a lot to me"
"Now be careful, because you're going to remain a princess the rest of your life?"
"The rest of my life? that's like forever"
"Well you are an immortal alicorn so, what' the difference?"
"You'll be happy to know that the princess of equestria hasn't had one day off in almost 2 thousand years"
"So you just have us work non stop?"
"We sure try."
"Wow that blew my mind"
"what's the difference? How can you say that?
"Being a princess, forever?"
>>25812272
wat
>>25812272
>>25812516
I think you may be in the wrong thread
this is the thread for human twilight
I want to try and retry the weekly suggested prompts
if anyone has any suggestions I will put it into a strawpoll
>>25811830
If you truly need to know, I can tell you Sugarlight-Twi does it more than once a day.
>>25811699
>that uniform
>>25812516
"I'm relieved you never have try and find out what kind of life you're gonna lead twi"
'But Applejack, how could Celestia have never told me that?"
"Well she's the princess"
"You ever think that that might not be a good enough excuse?"
"Don't you think that things could be better, without her?"
"Like what? give me one example"
"I don't know, but you know what I'm talking about."
"Please clear the gate, princess juice on the approach."
"Wait a second, check it out"
"hey those are juice unicorns"
"wow"
"I've never seem them up close before twilight."
"They know what it's like you know. To go out of equestria and take the magic"
"Yeah, but some don't come back"
"Hi juicy juicers
"Hi juicy juicers"
"You guys did great"
"You're monsters, you're magic freaks, I love it, I love it"
"I wonder where they were"
"I don't know. their day isn't planned"
"Outside the country, seeing now knows what."
"You can't just be a juicy juicer, you have to be bred for that. And you're a princess."
"Right."
"Look that's more magic than I'll muster in a life time."
"It's just a status symbol, ponies make too much of it."
"Perhapes, unless you're wearing it, and then the stallions see you wearing it"
"Those stallions?"
"Aren't they your brother or cousin or whatever to?"
"So?"
"Look at those two, a could of saddle sallies, we should have fun with them."
"It must be dangerous being a juicy juicer."
"Yeah a bear once pinned me against a giant mushroom"
"he had a paw on my throat and with the other was slapping me."
"Oh my."
"I never thought i'd knock him out."
"What were you doing during this?"
"Trying to alert the royal guard."
"I can autograph that."
"A little gusty out here today, isn't every pony."
"We're hitting a mana patch 600 miles from here tomorrow."
"Six hundred miles, huh?"
"Applejack!"
"It's nothing too big for us, but you might not be up to it."
"Maybe I am."
"You're not"
"We're going at 6 sharp through the badlands.
Will try to finish the update now. First post coming shortly.
>>25811830
I have no idea. Maybe a few times a week? She can be pretty stressed. I made one masturbation reference in Sperg onceand have yet to write smut
>>25812573
Oh shit. my bad senpai
>>25812788
Thanks to this helpful Anon here. you're now a human in equestria named twilight sparkle.
"So what do you think, PRINCESS? Are you horse enough?"
Shit you weren't even a horse, you were human.
"I-I might be, it all depends on what 6 means."
"Hey princess!"
"Celestia, you surprised me"
"You ready to be a princess? There's not a lot of choices and you better be ready for a long haul"
"Doing the same thing every day?"
"TWilight, let me tell you about stiring, You grab a stick and then you just move it around, you get yourself into a rythem and it's a beautiful thing."
"You know Princess celestia, the more I think about it. Maybe being a princess isn't right for me. "
"You were thinking of what? being a jugglar??"
"That's a good job for someone with hands."
"Luna, Twilight isn't sure she want's to be a princess."
"Twilight, you are so funny sometimes."
"I'm not trying to be funny."
"You're not funny, you're going to be a princess. Our twilight, the stirrer."
"Princess twilight "Stirrer" Sparkle"
"No ones listening to me."
"I could say anything right now. I'm going to replace my hands with hooves."
"Let's open some princess juice and celebrate."
"Maybe I'll pierce my tounge, shave my head, Shack up with a diamond dog, get a golden unicorn horn and call everybody "skro""
"I'm so proud,"
"You're starting your job today"
"Todays the day."
"come on equestria isn't going to wait all day."
"Yeah right."
"talking with diplomats, dealing with prisoners, giving speeches"
"is it still avalible?"
"Hold on.. ye"
"Congradulations your countries are now at peace."
"Who that was great!"
"Stellar"
"Wow"
"You feel any better about being a princess yet?"
"Yes princess... i'm ready."
"Glad to see you made your choice. "
"So you wanna go first?
" no you"
"So is there any chance I could maybe like go work on the magitrax or something?" it looks like fun
"No twilight, You're a princess."
>>25813021
"Can I atleast go to the bathroom?"
"No, someone died in there, shit's all fucked up."
"OH my goodness that's terrible"
"Ponies die, that's life."
"Oh this is so hard."
"Organizing events, hosting galas dealing with these other royals."
"Twilght!"
Allright, we have the mana patch in quadrent 9.
"what happened to you?"
"Where are you?
"I'm going out"
"Out where?"
"Out there!"
"Oh no"
"I have to go, before i'm stuck a princess the rest of m life. "
'You're going to DIE, You're crazy, HELLO?"
"Another call coming in!"
"If anyones feeling brave there's a magical surge 300 miless off course.
"Hey juicers"
"Look at that!"
"Hey it's the princess we saw yesterday."
"hold it princess. You're royalty, but we can't have you here, it's dangerous"
"It's okay Flo, we're going to take her out."
"Really? Feeling lucky are you?"
"Sign here and just initial that."
"Thank you. okay"
"You got a rain advisory today, As you all know, unicorns can't use magic in the rain. so be careful as always, watch your tails."
Bug bears, chimeras ursa majors, also I got a report of some changelings trying to mimic us.
Sprinkles is at home babbling like a madmare because of them.
"That's awful "
"And a reminder for you"
"Absolutly no talking with the zebras"
"Alright, ready and, begin"
Okay guys i've got to go for a bit, I'll be back soon. to post more.2
>>25809541
>"Fluttershy, what are you doing?"
>The girl known as Fluttershy releases the both of you and gets in Rainbow's face.
>"You need to stop. Right now."
>You notice a certain sternness in the girl's voice.
>You don't know Fluttershy well, but based on what you do know of her, this is rather unusual.
>"Shy, what the hell? What's gotten into you?"
>You look at Twilight.
>She's still biting her nails.
>She has to be horrorstruck right now.
>Poor girl.
>"No. Enough's enough, Rainbow. Please stop harassing Twilight's friend."
>"Twilight's 'friend'? Are you fucking kidding me? Dude, this is the girl that gave Twilight that scar on her face! The girl that helped kidnap her at the fair last month!"
>Shy gives you a a rather horrorstruck expression, but shakes it off.
>"Well, based on what Twilight tells me, it seems as though she's made some changes."
>"That's a lie! She's saying that just so you get on her side!"
>Twilight stops biting her nails.
>"N-No, R-Rainbow! W-We're on g-good terms now. She a-a-apologized. She's super nice t-t-to me! We're friends now!"
>"Don't believe in her lies, Twilight! I know you can take things literally, but I beg of you, please! This is all a trick! She's probably not even your friend!"
"How do you know? You don't go to school with us!"
>"Because I know you, Indigo! You're a terrible person!"
"Well, have you ever thought people could change? I was a bad person, but I'm trying to fix that!"
>"Fuck you, you liar!"
>"D-Dash! Please, stop!"
>"Shut up, Twilight! Don't listen to her!"
>You roll your eyes.
"Are you done, now?"
>"FUCK YOU!"
>She charges at you, bruised and all. You prepare to strike her one last time.
>"ENOUGH!"
>Fluttershy blocks her and wraps her in a tight hug.
>"Let me go, Fluttershy! I wanna get at her!"
>"You need to stop."
>"B-But-"
>"Now."
>>25813320
>Rainbow Dash squirms in Fluttershy's arms.
>"Come on, man! Let me get one on her!"
>"Are you going to stop now?"
>"B-B-But-"
>"Please answer the question."
>Rainbow sighs and stops squirming.
>"Fine..."
>Fluttershy releases her.
>"Fuck this, let's get going..."
>Dash and Fluttershy walk towards Twilight, who at this point is sobbing a bit.
>Poor girl.
>All you wanna do is hug her and tell her everything's alright.
>After all, she is sort of family right?
>Fucking Rainbow Dash, ruining everything.
>"If that bitch even lays a finger on you, you let me know."
>Twilight sniffles.
>"O-Okay..."
>"Good. See you around, Egghead."
>"Y-You too, Rainbow."
>"Yeah. Hey, hit me up sometime. I'd love to hang out one of these days. Maybe before the Games."
>"Okay..."
>They exchange a hug.
>"Sorry about that, Twilight," you hear Shy tell Twilight.
>They also hug, and her and Dash head out, but not before Rainbow shoots you an angry glare.
>You sigh.
"Let's get you home."
>You head towards your car, Twilight following you.
>You both get in, and you start the ignition before backing out and heading out.
>>25813612
______
>You are Twilight.
>What the hell happened there?
>A nice little outing with Indigo and then Rainbow Dash out of nowhere.
>Sure, you understand her concern, but you and Indigo are friends now.
>And Dash seemed to stubborn to accept that...
>At least you feel a bit more calm, now.
>"I'm really sorry about that, man."
>You hear an police car siren.
>You wonder what's going on there.
"D-Does this mean that me and Rainbow Dash can't be friends anymore?"
>Indigo goes after a light turns green after an eternity.
>"What? Nah, man. I don't really care who you hang out with."
"Indigo? Can I ask you something?"
>"Yeah?"
"Why did you and Rainbow stop being friends?"
>Indigo sighs.
>"I dunno, man. It's...it's pretty complicated."
>She sighs again.
>"We met on a soccer camp when we were kids. Had a lot in common, all that cliche bullshit. Things went well. We went to the same elementary schools. We stayed close even after we went to different middle schools."
>She sighs again.
>"But, I dunno. Things just fell apart. We fought a lot. Sugarcoat, when she changed, kinda got me on a bad path. We said nasty stuff towards each other."
>Almost home...
>"I knew it was falling apart. Obviously she didn't know about the shit we did to you, but my behavior and stuff did change. But I tried to fix things. But I failed."
>She pulls in the driveway.
>"I was hurting a lot at the time. I felt bad after what we did to you in the woods. And I wanted out. So I tried to reach out to Rainbow. Tried to patch up our rocky relationship and try to cut out Sugar and them. But she rejected me. And said she didn't want to associate with a Crystal Prep kid."
>She sighs again.
>"I got the vibe that she also wanted to save our friendship, too. But me heading to another school only made her angrier. So we cut each other off. Like I said, it's complicated."
"Do you ever wanna be friends with her again?"
>>25813899
>She awkwardly chuckles.
>"Sometimes. Though that seems like more of a dream than a reality..."
"Would you like me to talk to her?"
>"Uh, no. Don't do that."
"Why?"
>"Just, don't. That's something between me and her."
>You stare out the window.
>You see a couple walking their dog.
"Indigo? You're...you're not planning on hurting me at this party, are you?"
>"Hurting you? Of course not, Twilight! Why would I hurt you?"
"W-Well, Rainbow Dash said-"
>"Don't listen to her. I promise I'm not gonna hurt you. Not at the party, not ever."
"Um, okay..."
>"You don't have to be afraid of me, Twilight. I'm not gonna do any of that shit I did to you in the past anymore. We're family, man! Like you said."
"Okay. Well, see you later, Indigo."
>"You too, Twilight.
>You both get out of the car and exchange a tight, hug.
>It feels genuine.
>Indigo reminds you of Sunset Shimmer, in a way, with her friendly warmness and feeling of safeness.
>"Look, if you don't wanna go to the party, let me know by tomorrow. I understand if you don't wanna go."
"N-No, I'll go."
>"Great."
>You exchange a fistbump."
>"And like I said, I got your back, man. Sugarcoat or any of those fucks won't mess with you. You're gonna gave a great time, man."
"Well, I'd hope so!"
>You two share a chuckle.
>"See you tomorrow!"
"Bye!"
>You wave as she drives off.
>You head inside.
>You have a lot to think about.
>Like your research, and a party.
>>25814064
~The Next Day~
>You are Sunset Shimmer.
>And right now, you have a lot on your mind.
>From homesickness, to insecurity about your place in this world, to Twilight's safety now that she's back at Crystal Prep, to the gargantuan task assigned to you by Vice Principal Luna to keep magic out of the Friendship Games.
"Where the fuck is Rainbow Dash? She's always late..."
>Oh yeah, and that.
>Despite being the lead singer and lead guitarist of the Rainbooms, she never shows up on time.
>Applejack gives you a shrug.
>Pinkie Pie gives you the same reaction.
>Speaking of which, what's Twilight been up to?
>You hope she's okay.
>You should hang out with her, soon.
>You won't see her for another two weeks at the Games.
>You're still waiting from a reply from the Princess.
>The door opens.
"No, Flash. Princess Twilight isn't here."
>He frowns, and leaves.
>Rarity chuckles.
>"My, my. When will he ever get over her?"
"That's something I've been asking myself for a while now."
>The door opens again.
>"SUNSET! HOLY FUCK!"
>She charges up to you.
"Did you have to have that dramatic of an entrance?"
>"Dude, who cares! I need your help!"
"Help? With what?"
>"Well, yesterday, me and Fluttershy went to Sugarcube corner and found out that Twilight and a certain Crystal Prep jock have been hanging out lately. And that she's going to a party at her place. Tomorrow."
"Wait. You're telling me that Twilight and Indigo Zap are hanging out?"
>"Yeah, man! It's so messed up! It's like Stockholm syndrome or something! We gotta save her before something bad happens!"
>"Um, Rainbow? I don't think you should get involved..."
>"Fluttershy, are you serious? Twilight could be in legit danger!"
>Oh, God.
>So that's what she's been up to since you last saw her.
>The bell rings.
"Let's all meet here after school and discuss what we should do. I have a real bad feeling about this..."
>>25814196
Cutting it here. Party antics coming soon. Not sure when, hopefully sometime in the next few days, definitely shooting for sometime next week. As I said, work can make things difficult.
So, what did you think? Feedback I would appreciate. Hope you enjoyed it.
http://pastebin.com/hd0usy3y
>>25813241
"You ready for this hotshot?"
"Yeah yeah bring it on"
wind check
"wings, check"
"mana, pack check"
"Scared out of my skirt? check."
"Okay ladies, lets move out."
"pound those the pools get that mana"
"Wow, I'm out. I can't believe it"
"so blue, I feel so fast and free"
"Giant birds"
"wow"
"horse eating flowers"
"This is juicy leader, we have sensors on a massive surge"
"Mana!"
"30 degrees, bring it around 30 degrees."
"Stand to the side princess, this has a bit of a kick"
"That is one mana collector"
"You ever see mana collection up close?"
"no sir"
"I pick it up and carry it back. just how magic works."
" That's amazing, why do we do that?"
"Mana Princess, makes equestria go round."
" Cool"
"I'm picking up a lot of surge splotches"
"copy that visual"
"Wait. one of these pools seem to be on the move."
"Say again? You're reporting a moving pool?
"Affirmative"
"That was on the line"
"This is the coolest, what is it?"
"I don't know, but i'm loving this color"
"It smells good"
"not like a flower, but i like it."
"Yeah horsey,"
"chemically."
"careful guysm this looks like it could get rough."
"Sweet celestia"
" Hay brain, get out of there"
"Problem"
"Guys!"
"This could be bad."
"Affirmative"
"Very close"
"Gonna hurt"
"mommas little horsey"
"You are way out of position princess"
"Coming in at you like a magic missle"
"Help me"
"I don't think these are mana pools."
"Should we tell him?"
"I think he knows"
"What is this?"
"Match point"
"You can star packing up princess, because you're about to eat it."
"Yowser."
"gross"
"There's a chimera in the area"
"Do something"
"I can't take my hooves off the hose"
"Hi chimera"
"He's back here"
"IT'S GOING TO BITE ME"
"No pony move, if you don't move he won't bite you"
"freeze"
"He blinked"
"Spray him sundown"
"What are you doing?"
"Wow, the tension level out here is unbelievable"
"I gotta go home"
"can't fly in the rain"
"Mayday"
>>25814246
thanks for keeping them warm m8.
any midnight sparkle green yet?
>>25814434
there was the one where she slowly absorbed the mane 6's magic getting sexier every time then she raped anon
other than that not that I can think of but I would like to see more midnight here
>>25814465
maybe people are afraid of making an evil Twi story, that doesn't involve sex?
>>25814491
"This Anon is tried with treason via writing about Midnight Sparkle without smut"
>the crowd boos Anon
"We hereby sentence you to Death"
>"No! You can't do this!"
"You knew the consequences when you decided to write without smut"
>>25814557
There is a reality where Midnight Sparkle conquered her world, and all of Equestria, but one individual stopped her. Anonymous. Midnoght Sparkle then proceeds to recruit other evil Twilights such as Punklight, Bizzarrolight, Negalight, and Emolight. All of these Twilight's find a reality where Anon is a normal guy with no interest in 4chan or ponies or EQG, and try to eliminate him, and claim that universe for their own, only to be foiled by Time travelling Twilight. Twilight Twenty xx, Starlight and Twi-five. From there an epic battle commences. Will Anon be able to save his reality, and the other lights?
>>25814614
I would like a story where midnight takes over equestria, kills princess twilight and uses her castle as her homekind of like the NMM alternate reality but with a sexy evil human twilight
>>25814318
"blitz could you please get the chimera out of here please"
" check out my new pretty princess tiara, I made it into a foldout brochure"
"You see it folds out"
"Oh no, more chimeras, I don't need this"
"What was that?"
"Maybe this time, Maybe this time, maybe this time, maybe this time, maybe this time, maybe this"
"DRAPES"
"That is diabolical"
"It's fantastic and it's got all my special skills, even my top ten favorite films"
"What's number 1? Pony star wars"
"Nah I don't for that............kind of stuff."
"No wonder we shouldn't tale to them, they're out of their minds."
"When I leave,they're fabbergasted, can't believe what I say?"
"There's the sun, maybe that's a way out."
"I predicted global warming."
"I could feel it getting hotter, at first I thought it was just me"
"Wait! Stop! Chimera!"
"Stanf back, these are winter boots"
"Wait!"
"Don't kill him"
"He's Vicious, he'll kill us all"
"Why does his life have less value than yours?"
"Why does his life have life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?"
"I'm just saying all life has value, You don't know what he's capable of feeling."
"My Tiara"
"There you go princess"
"I'm not scared of him, I just don't want to die is all."
"Put that on your tiara"
"Equestria needs me!"
"Make that one of your special skills"
"Knocking someone out is also a special skill."
"Right, bye sugarshine, Thanks."
"Sugarshine, new week, hay night?"
"Sure Twilight, you know, whatever?"
"You could put some salt licks on there, bye"
"Supposed to be less calories, bye."
"I gotta say something"
"She saved my life, I gotta say something"
"Alright. here it goes."
>>25811507
>She works at a shitty, trendy coffee joint.
Is it bad that your Starlight reminds me of a friend irl who's a frighteningly smart history major?She also works at a shitty, trendy coffee joint.called Starbucks
I-I have a legit crush on Starlight now and I am not sure what to do with myself.
>>25816343
>I am not sure what to do with myself
[Spoiler]buy a fleshlight[/spoiler]
Bumping with goddess sparkle
>>25814765
>Not long ago on an alternate land, I, Midnight Sparkle, the magic wielding mistress of darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil. But a foolish pony princess with his stupid little dragon stepped forth to oppose me.
>Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a dimensional rift, and flung them into the human world where my evil is law. Now the fool seeks to return to Equestria and undo the evil that is Midnight Sparkle.
>>25814876
"Nah"
"What would I say?, I could really get int trouble! It's a horse law not to talk with zebras, even if you were human"
"I can't believe I'm doing this, I've got to... Oh I can't do it.. COME ON! NO... YES....nooo... DO IT, I can't"
"How should I even start it? You like vaporwave?, no that's no good."
"Here it comes, speak you fool."
"Hi"
"I'm sorry"
"You're talking?"
"Yes I know"
"You're talking"
"I'm so sorry"
"No it's okay, it's fine. I know i'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed."
"Well I'm sure this is very disconcerting"
"This is a bit of a surprise is all, you're a pony"
"I am, and i'm not supposed to be doing this, but thy were all trying to kill me. and you saved me. I had to thank you. It was just how I was raised by princess celestia."
"That was a little weird, I'm talking with a pony"
"Yeah"
"I'm talking with apony, and the pony is talking to me."
"I just want to say i'm grateful, I'll leave now"
"Wait! How did you learn to do that? The talkign thing?"
"Same way you did I guess. Mama, dada, celestia. You pick it up."
"That's very funny"
"Yeah, Princesses are very funny, if we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what whe have to deal with."
"Anyway..Can I... get you something?"
"Like what?"
"I don't know.. i mean.. i don't know.. some elixer or something? I don't want to put you out. it's no trouble, it takes two minutes."
"It's just elixer"
"I hate to impose."
"Don't be ridiculous"
".... Actually, i'd love a cup"
"Hey you want some cake?"
"I shouldn't."
"Come on, have some."
"No, I can't"
"Come on"
"I'm trying to lose a couple of pounds."
"Where?"
"These wings don't help"
"You look great, I don't know if you know anything about fashion.... Are you alright?"
"No"
"they're making the tie in the buggy as they make their way to canterlot and he says "watermelon, I thought you said guatemalan"
"What's a guatemalan? Is that a princess joke?"
"That's the kind of stuff we do."
"Yeah, different"
"So what do you want to do twilight?"
So now that winter break is here for many of us do you thinkEqGWFwill come back?
>>25818661
I don't want to be rude butI don't know who is talking or what is going on in your story
I feel like I am having a stroke or something
I think your story is about pony twi but you mentioned humans a few times so I am not sure
>>25818767
EQG will come back when they have another paper to do and find no other way to waste time other than writing humanized horse fanfiction.
>>25818661
"I want to do my part for equestria, but I can't do it the way they want."
"I know how you feel"
"You do?"
"Sure, My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer, but I wanted to be a potions maker"
"Really? My only interest is magic"
"Our princess was elected with the same slogan over 2 thousand years ago."
"Anyway, if you look, there is Equestria over there, see it?"
"Wow it's so large"
"That's right, right past that giant lake"
"No way, I've been there. I lost some of my favorite rings there."
"Why do zebras wear so much jewlry?"
"Why not?"
"It's like putting a hat on your flank"
"Maybe i'll try that!"
"You alright?"
"Oh yeah fine, just had two cups of elixer."
"Anyway, this has been great, thanks for the elixer"
"Yeah, it's no trouble."
"Sorry I couldn;t finish it, if I did i'd be leaking magic the rest of my life."
"Are you?"
"Can I take a piece of this with me?"
"Sure here, have a slice."
"Thanks"
"Yeah."
"Alright then, well... I guess I'll see you around...or not."
"Okay Twilight."
"And thank you so much again...for before."
"Oh that? that was nothing, Well not nothing but... anyway."
"This can't possibly work."
"She's all set to go we may as well try it."
"Okay rainbow pull the chute."
"Sounds amazing"
"It was amazing!, it was the scariest happiest moment of my life. "
"Zebras, I can't believe you were with zebras."
"Spooky scary zeebras, what were they like?"
"Crazy, they talk crazy. They drink elixer and fight chimeras."
"Do they try and kill you. like Celestia says?"
"Some of them, but some of them don't"
"How'd you get back?"
"chimera ride"
"Ya''ll did it, and i' glad you saw whatever it was you wanted to see."
"You had your "experience." now you can be a princess like you're supposed to."
"Well..."
"well?"
"Well I met someone"
"You did? was he a prince?"
"A commoner? The princess will kill you"
"No no not a commoner?"
"A griffon?"
"I'm not attracted to griffons"
"I know it's the hottest thing, those feathers just get me rilled up."
2 Twilights > 1 Twilight
>>25818915
"I can't get by that face"
"So who is she?"
"She's a zebra"
"No, that's a pony law. You wouldn't break a pony law."
"Her names zecora"
"Boy howdy..."
"She's nice and she's a potions maker."
"Oh no, you're dating a zebra."
"We're not dating"
"You run out of the country, talking with zebras that attack out home, with Acid and explosives, pounds of tnt"
"She saved my life, and she understands me"
"This is over!"
"Eat this"
"This is not over, what is this?
"They call it a slice"
"That was the mac daddy slama jam"
"And that's not what they eat. That's just what they give away. for free"
"You know what elixer is?"
"no"
"It's concerntrated magic, they head it up"
"Sit down"
"Like really hot."
"Listen to me, WE ARE NOT THEM. WE'RE US! there's us, and there's them
Yes, but who can deny that the heart is yearning?
"There's no yearning, stop yearning, listne to me. You have to start thinking like a princess Twilight, Thinking princess."
"Thinking princess?"
"Thinking princess."
"Thinking princess, thinking princess, thinking princess, thinking princess."
"There she is, she's in the pool."
"You know what your problem is Twilight?"
"I got to start thinking princess?"
"How much longer will this go on? It's been 3 months, why aren't you residing over your kingdom?"
"I've got a lot of big life descisions to think about"
"What life, you have no life. You're a princess who isn't doing her job, you're barely a princess. Would it kill you to make one deligation?"
"Twilight, come out, your princess is talking to you"
"Luna, would you talk to her?"
"Twlight, i'm talking to you."
"You coming? got everything?"
"All set"
"Go ahead, I'll catch up."
"don't be too long, watch this"
"Zecora"
"We're still here, I told you not to yell at her. she doesn't respond to yelling"
"Then why yell at me?"
"Because you don't listen"
"I'm not listening to this."
"Sorry I got to go."
"Where are you going?"
"I'm meeting a friend."
"A girl? Is that why you won't be a princess?"
"bye"
>>25819128
"I just hope she's a princess."
"They have a huge parade of mana every year in the zebra kingdom."
"To be in the brewers ball, that's the dream of every potions maker."
"up on a float, surrounded by mana, crowds cheering.
"A ball? does the mana actually dance?"
"No, alright. I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere?"
"Because it's exhausting, why don't you run everywhere?"
"Yeah, okay, I see, I see. Alright, your turn"
"Wait you can freeze live broadcasts? that's insane."
"You can't do that in equestria?"
"We have Celestias propaganda, but it's a disease, a horrible, horrible, disease."
"oh my"
"Dumb Princesses!"
"You must want to zap all those jerks."
"well not zap. that'd get someone killed"
"So you have to watch your temper"
"Very carefully. You kick a wall, you take a walk. write an angry letter, throw it out. work through it like any emotion. Anger, jealousy... lust."
"Oh, my goodness. Are you okay?"
"Yeah"
"what's wrong with you?"
"It's a pony"
"She's not bothering anybody, get out of here you creep."
"What was that? 75 htz?
"Yeah, how did you know?"
"Felt about right. 10000 htz is usually our limit"
"You've got it down to a science."
"I lost a cousin that way."
"What in the name of mighty heracles is that?"
"How did this get here?"
"Oute hoars, golden mage"
"Sunray blossom, is he that actor? I've never heard of him."
"Why is this here?"
"for zebras, we eat it."
"Don't you have enough magic on your own?"
"Well yes"
"How'd you get it?"
"Ponies make it"
" I know who makes it!, and it's hard to make!"
"There's heating and cooling, concentration and stirring, there's this whole magitrax thing."
"It's organic."
"IT"S OUR-GANIC"
"It's just magic, twilight."
"Just what? Ponies don't know about this. THis is stealing. a lot of stealing. You've taken out homes, schools, hospitals. This is all we have. I'm getting to the bottom of all this."
"Hey pinkie pie,"
"You almost done?"
"Almost"
"She is here, I sense it."
"Well, I guess I'll go home."
>>25819274
What the fuck is this shit?
>>25819274
this is not proper content for /NST/ please find another thread to post in
>>25819274
"I'll just leave this nice magic out with no one around."
"You're busted horse"
"I knew I heard something, so you can talk"
"I can talk, and now you'll start talking. Where are you getting the magic? who's your supplier?"
"I don't understand. I thought we were your friends.The last thing we want is to upset ponies"
"You're too late, it's outs now."
"You sir have crossed the wrong sword."
"You will be lunch, for my kobold, koboldia."
"Where is the magic coming from? TELL ME WHERE"
"Magic farms. It comes from magic farms."
"Crazy zebra"
"What horrible thing has happened here"
"These faces. they never knew what hit them, and now... now they're on the road for nowhere."
"Just keep still"
"What? You're not dead?"
"Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed?"
"to the magic farms i'm onto something huge here."
"I'm going to the yak empire, we're talking mana here, crazy stuff, blows you're head off."
"I'm going to a little ways north west."
"And you?"
"Oh, he really is dead."
"Alright."
"Uh-oh"
"What is that?"
"Oh no!"
"A blade, a triple blade?"
"Jump on, it's your only chance princess?"
"Why does everything have to be so doggon violent?"
"How much do you zebras need to see?"
"open your eyes, Stick your head out the window."
"From zHQ I'm ze twan."
"But don't kill any more ponies"
"Your hear something? Like neighs?"
"Turn off the radio."
"hey gurl, just a row of mana containers as far as the eye can see."
"Wow."
"I assume whereever this caravan is going, is where they're getting it"
"I mean, that magic is ours."
"Ponies hang tight"
"We're all jammed in, it's a close community".
"Not us man, we're on our own. Every dragon on his own."
"No body likes us, they just scream. see a dragon and they run. At least you're out in the world, you must need girls."
"Dragon girls always try to trade up, try to get with a unicorn or a phoenix, "
"Dragon girls don't want no dragon."
"You gotta be kidding me."
"Magic dust is about to leave."
>>25819286
It's my fanfic. Twilight sparkle leaves equestria and goes into the zebra kingdom. There she meets a cute zebra and discovers a magic conspiracy.
>>25819324
Really? How so?
>>25812573
Said that this was a thread about human Twilight, I mean I may have started out as a pony, but I quickly changed that thanks to this friendly poster. as you can see here >>25813021
>>25818840
You're not being rude. His story is awful. He does shit like >>25818915 , where he has an entire POST of pure dialogue, with NO distinguishing remarks as to who's speaking, or what they're doing. Is this a phone conversation? Are they shouting angrily at eachother whilest dueling with lightsabers? Have some respect for your damned audience.
>>25819505
>Really? How so?
Because you are writing only for yourself. You're assuming we know exactly what's going on your head, which makes stuff like
>"But don't kill any more ponies"
>"Your hear something? Like neighs?"
>"Turn off the radio."
>"hey gurl, just a row of mana containers as far as the eye can see."
>"Wow."
>"I assume whereever this caravan is going, is where they're getting it"
>"I mean, that magic is ours."
>"Ponies hang tight"
impossible to follow. You have multiple run-on sentences, and you do NOT distinguish between speakers AT ALL (besides the occasional have-one-character-address-another deal). You're making this an effort for the audience.
Finally, this thread's about science twilight. Not MLP, equine twilight.
>>25819505
it is nearly unreadable and unfollowable when it is only dialogue
it takes place in equestria, and even if it is technically human it features ponies and magical creatures
you could have created your own thread for this instead of posting it somewhere where it dosen't go
there is nothing stopping you
and if you are looking to get popular you are in the wrong place
post it on a website for fanfiction such as fimfiction
>>25819488
"Hey guys"
"Magic dust"
"I knew I'd catch y'all down here. did you bring your silly magic straws?"
We throw the magic in jars, slap a lable on it, and it's pretty much pure profit."
"what is this place"
"A princess's got a brain the size of a pin head,They're pin heads. PIN HEAD"
"Check out the new smoker"
"Oh sweet, that's the one you want."
"The drainomax 3000"
"Smoker?"
"Ninety puffs a minute, semiautomatic, twice the draining power."
"A couple of pumps and the magics all gone."
"They make the magic, we make the honey"
"They make the magic, we make the honey?"
"oh my"
"What's going on? Are you okay?"
"Yeah, it doesn't last too long."
"Do you know you're in a fake equestria with fake borders?"
"Our princess was moved here. we had no choice."
"This is your princess? That's a stallion in royal garments. that's a drag princess."
"What is this?"
"Oh no, there's hundreds of them. Horse magic."
"Our magic is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale, this is worse than anything the changelings have done. I intend to do something."
"Oh twilight, stop."
"Who told you zebras are taking our magic,that's a rumor"
"Do these look like rumors?"
"That's a comspiricy theory, these are obviously doctored photos, how did you get mixed up in this?"
"She's been talking to zebras."
"what? Talking to zebras?"
"She has a human girlfriend and they make out."
"Make out? Twilight!"
"We do not"
"You wish you did."
"Whose side are you on?"
"The princess!"
"I dated a minotaur once in saddle arabia, those crazy hands kept me up all night. they remind me of yours."
"Twilight this is what you want to do with your life?"
"I want to do it for all our lives, nobody works harder than ponies."
"Celestia I remember you coming in from your deligations so tired, You're mouth still going into political discourse, you couldn't stop."
"I remember that."
"What right do they have to our magic"
"We live on a few jars a year, they put it in mane care products for no reason."
>>25819531
>>25819567
>>25819572
Wow. Rude. I try to spread you people a little joy and this is the response. EqG was right you guys are absolutly ungrateful.
Well whatever then I'll take my wares else.
>>25819694
>Wow. Rude. I try to spread you people a little joy and this is the response
>joy
you are only giving /nst/ a bad name with your bad story we have the right to be angry
>EqG was right you guys are absolutly ungrateful.
EqG doesn't hate us or anything they only left because he was screwing up their life
>>25819694
git gud skrub
"No I am going to date Twilight, we have known eachother since we were kids and-"
>moondancer is interrupted by trixie
"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE DEMANDS MOONDANCER TO NOT DATE TWILIGHT"
>Sunset is clearly annoyed but is keeping her cool
"Both of you need to calm down, I am sure we could figure out a reasonable way to determine which one of us is going to date Twilight"
"Sunset is right we need to find a way where we all have a equal chance to date-"
>Starlight is interrupted by the voice of a goddess
"Hey girls mind if I sit with you?"
>Moondancer, Trixie, Sunset, and Starlight all stutter in sync
"S-sure T-Twilight"
>Twilight sits down at the lunch table with a lunch tray
"So what are you talking about?"
"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE WAS JUST SAYING HOW SHE SHOU-"
>Moondancer covers Trixie's mouth with her hand
"Trixie was saying how everyone should come over to my house tonight so we can play some games tonight, isn't that right Trixie?"
"MOONDANCER IS RIGHT, TWILIGHT, TRIXIE IS COMING OVER TO MOONDANCER'S HOUSE"
"Can I come over-"
>Twilight opens a can of soda that sprays all over her
>before Twilight even has a chance to react everyone at the table is holding out napkins for her
"Thanks but I already have my own napkin, sorry can you give me a second I need to clean up a little"
>Twilight walks into the girls bathrooms
>Moondancer starts talking
"Ok I have a idea to help us figure out which one of us is going to date Twilight"
"What is it?"
"We are all going to come over to my house and play some games and we can discuss who is going to date her"
>Starlight says in disappointment
"Sorry but Sunset and I have that group essay and we were planning on doing it tonight"
"Star we can do it at Moon's house, I just need to bring my laptop"
"let me check with my Mom"
>Starlight pulls out her phone and starts texting
"She says it's ok"
>Twilight comes back
"So as I was saying. Can I come over to your house Moon?'
"Y-yeah everyone is coming at 8"
>>25809373
>>25812272
>>25812516
>>25812788
>>25813021
>>25813241
>>25814318
>>25814876
>>25818661
>>25818915
>>25819128
>>25819274
>>25819488
>>25819683
>mfw:^)
>>25820524
While I like the idea of being taller than a pony, I really really like this size for some reason.
>>25820577
thats because she is a big pony
>>25820602
4U
>>25820577
>>25820602
It's like the aliens from War of the Worlds.
The one from the 1898
>>25819694
I've been lurking in this thread for quite a while. I haven't written yet because I'm not a good writer. And we're actually surprisingly encouraging/nice to writers who A) stay on target and B) write stories that are an easy read. Consider R9kLight, who, while dark and depressing, still garnered a LOT of readers because it was written READIBLY.
>>25820812
>r9klight
You just had to remind me that the only story I visited this general for is kill.
sorry for the slight blogposting
I just booted up my pc thats at my parent's house
first thing I decide to play is civ
so the question is what civ would twilight play as
>>25821011
I don't know, why don't you ask her?
>>25820577
Maybe because it's perfect for riding.
>>25821411
Get out of the way Onii-chan, i'm going to be late for school. B-Baka.
>>25822959
>you will never date either of them
>they will never at least be your best friends
>There she is
>The most adorable little thing you had ever seen, sitting right in front of you
>Though right now it was a bit hard to actually ‘see’ her
>It took every last ounce of courage you had just to ask her out, and now it seems as if you lack the courage to simply look upon her
>She sits across from you as the two of you await your food, sitting quietly
>Your date hasn’t spoken a single word for almost five minutes
>You know this because you’ve been keeping track of the time with your phone
>”s-s-so… uhhhh…”
>Somehow mustering the strength to look up, you take a good look at her
>Twilight Sparkle sinks into her chair, unable to look back at you as she desperately attempts to sputter out words
>Now that you’ve finally gotten a clear view of her, you realize that something is off
“Uh… y-you… uh…”
>”mmm…. er…. uhm…”
“I… y-you… d-don’t have y-your g-g-glasses…”
>She shuddered as she looked up at you and made eye contact
>”y-yeah, d-do you like it?…”
“y-yeah, its… nice…”
>”o-oh…”
>You recoiled in panic
“NO! i-I mean, you look great! Like always…”
>Her jaw fell open as she stared at you in shock
“i-it’s just… I didn’t know that… i-I mean, I always see you wearing glasses…”
>”i-I put in a p-pair of contacts… they honestly k-kind of hurt a bit…”
“What?”
>She turned her face away as she absently rubbed her left eye
>Did she put on contacts…
>Just for you?…
“Twilight, you don’t need to wear them if you don’t want to. I think you look great with or without your glasses.”
>”r-Really?…”
>Your courage disappeared as she looked back at you with wide red eyes
“y-Yeah…”
>To your delight, Twilight smiled at you
>”I’ll be right back.”
>Standing up from her chair, Twilight walked off to the bathroom and left you alone
>>25823148
>Sitting awkwardly in your seat with your hands in your lap, she returned several minutes later with her thick rimmed black glasses on her face
>Putting on a small smile, she sat back down in front of you
>”s-So this is ok?”
>You stared at her for a few moments to drink in her appearance
>She looked mostly like how she normally looked
>A slender body with smooth skin, her hair tied up in a tight bun, and a pair of glasses dominating her face
>The blemishes and acne that normally adorned her face were mysteriously absent, possibly from application of subtle makeup
>Her peculiar violet colored eyes darted across the room, occasionally making eye contact with you as she awkwardly smiled at you
“You’re perfect.”
>Twilight’s face transformed into a crimson shade as your jaw dropped
>Internally cursing yourself, your mind raced as you attempted to correct your mistake
>You were always so bad with words, so stupid so—
>”y-you too…”
“What?!”
>”EEP!”
>She sank further into her seat as you gazed at her in astonishment
>As the two of you stared at one another in abject horror, the waitress suddenly returned
>”Medium Cheese Pizza?”
“y-yes…”
>”t-Thanks…”
>The waitress set your pizza down in front of the two of you, neither of you able to make eye contact with her
>”Would you two like anything else?”
”m-maybe some… parmesan?”
>“a-and some t-Tabasco sauce, please?”
>”Sure thing.”
>You stared in shock at Twilight as the waitress left
“i-I like Tabasco on pizza too…”
>Twilight smiled at you as the waitress left you both alone with your food
>>25823166
>The two of you were able to open up a little bit more as you walked her back home
“a-and it really sucks because withJohn Cenaon vacation, s-Seth was really the only guy keeping RAW interesting lately…”
>Twilight nodded her head as she listened to you intently
>”i-I thought n-no one ever really got hurt in wrestling… you know, c-c-cause it’s…”
“Fake?”
>She turned her gaze aside as you answered her, only to look back once you began to chuckle
“Yeah I know. It’s mostly all crap, but s-sometimes they really mess up. I just can’t believe Seth kept going after messing his knee up so badly…”
>”t-That is pretty cool… he had to have a lot of adrenaline flowing through him to have kept going…”
>You smiled at her only for your grin to slowly fall as you listened to her
“i-I’m sorry.”
>”w-What’s wrong?”
>Sighing as you shake your head, you answer her
“I’ve been talking so much about this crap, and I’m sure you really don’t care at all.”
>”w-What? That’s n-not—“
“I’m sorry. i-I just don’t know much about s-stuff, I guess. i-I mean, fuck.”
>”n-No, that’s alright. I like listening to you talk.”
>Stopping in your tracks, you stared at her curiously as you asked
“Why? i-I never took you for a wrestling fan.”
>”i-I’m not… b-BUT it does sound kind of interesting, at least it does the way you t-talk about it. Like… it sounds like there’s more to it than I thought… it’s kind of like acting in a way. l-Like a play…”
>You chuckled at her as you rubbed the back of your head
“y-Yeah, I guess so… would you like to talk about something else though?”
>”n-No, I’m sure you wouldn’t be interested in anything I’d—“
“No!”
>Stumbling back from you, Twilight stared in shock as you considered your next words carefully
“i-I’d love to hear more about w-what you have to say…”
>>25823201
>Twilight folded her arms over her chest as she spoke up to you
>”w-Well… do you like Star Wars?”
>You smiled and nodded your head
“I love Star Wars.”
>”w-Well, I’ve been trying to get into the new canon a bit with the Expanded Universe having been wiped away. Er, I mean…. all the old novels and video games and stuff were—“
“Yeah I know. Disney got rid of it all right?”
>She perked up, obviously pleased that you knew exactly what she was talking about
>”Yeah! Well, I’ve been trying to get into the newer canon stuff and I got a hold of this new book that just came out about the character from A New Hope. That admiral guy that Vader took orders from.”
“Grand Moff Tarkin?”
>”YES!”
>Twilight’s smile grew quite large as the two of you continued to walk on to her house
”That guy played by Peter Cushing? I totally remember him. There’s a novel about him?”
>”I just finished reading it. The book is pretty good!”
“What happens in it?”
>”Well, without spoiling it too much…”
>The two of you walked along back to her house as the two of you became heavily engrossed in a discussion that revolved around the military strength of the Galactic Empire in the years following the Clone Wars
>This was closely followed by a discussion on how Emperor Palpatine’s reign influenced Sith philosophy, which in turn was quickly proceeded by a discussion of whether it’d be more fun to be able to choke people with the Force or to be able to shoot lightning at people
“No way, Vader make’s choking people out look way more badass! And he did once to guy who was miles away on another star destroyer!”
>”Come on Anon, being able to shoot lighting is way more useful AND way cooler to watch!”
“Heh, whatever…”
>The two of you chuckled as you walked her up to her front porch
>>25823217
“GOOOOOOOD!”
>”UNLIMITED POOOWAAAAAAAA!!!”
>Your body spasmed as Twilight raised her hands up and shoved them at you
“FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUUUUU SAAAAAAAAAND!”
>To your surprise, Twilight actually put her hands against you and nearly shoved you off of her porch into the bushes as the two of you broke out into laughter
>”Fucking Rebel Scum!”
“Vietnam Fucking Shits!”
>Your combined laughter roared on as the two of you spouted dumbass memes at each other
>Eventually the two of you calmed down, leaving you both awkwardly standing in front of her door
“s-So uhhh it was great seeing you…”
>”y-yeah, I had a lot of fun tonight. Like, A LOT of fun…”
>You smiled at the ground as you slowly formed more words in your head
>God talking is hard
“w-We’re totally on for The Force Awakens next Thursday right?”
>As your eyes slowly glanced up at her, she charged you
>Out of nowhere, Twilight pressed her lips up against yours, once again nearly knocking you back into the bushes
>Falling into a state of shock, you were slowly able to return her kiss as the two of you wrapped your arms around one another and embraced each other
>Standing together in this moment of bliss, everything suddenly felt right with the world
>She stepped back from you and opened up her front door
>”s-See you then!”
“s-See ya!”
>She ran inside and shut the door as you walked off with a spring in your step
“Holy Shit.”
>>25823239
>The next several days were like a dream come true
>It didn’t matter how much crap got beaten out of you or how badly you were roasted by your classmates
>Just being able to sit with her at lunch, or sit next to her at class made everything better
>Whether it was the two of you actually holding a discussion or just throwing stupid jokes at each other, simply being able to talk to her became a huge bright spot in your life
>Thursday morning came, as the two of you stood together inside the school’s library
>”So I can wear the red contacts for a little while now and as long as I have something to focus on then they don’t itch too much.”
“You can just take them off if they itch too much though right? I mean, the black cloak is good enough for a Sith costume.”
>”I really want to see just how long I can keep them in though, ya know?”
>You chuckled at her as you leaned against the glass window
“Yeah I get it…”
>She grinned widely at you
>”I’m really happy I have someone to go see the movie with now… at first I thought I was just going to have to pirate it, but I’m happy I can actually see it in theaters.”
“Me too…”
>Suddenly, a bell rung announcing that first period classes would begin in another ten minutes
>”Well, I guess I’ll see you around lunch.”
>Twilight slipped her hands into yours as she smiled warmly at you
“Yeah… you know Twi…”
>She tilted her head as you fumbled with your words
“y-you’re… I mean… I think you’re…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR6RFZ9MkM4
>The two of you shuddered as a loud booming noise nearly broke the two of you apart
“What the fuck was that?”
>>25823254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oLzX0RPquk
>Several more loud banging noises reverberated throughout the hallways towards you both as screams echoed throughout the school
>Twilight clasped onto you as the two of you shook in fear
>”What was that? What’s going on!?”
>You watched enough shitty 80’s movies to know what the click of a pump action shotgun reloading sounded like
>Grappling onto her hand tightly, you took off at a sprint into the hallway
“WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!”
>”ANON!”
>Sprinting down the hallway with her in tow, you sped out of the hallway as fast as you could
>You knew exactly what was going down, Hell you thought about doing it once or twice yourself
>All that mattered now though was getting her to safety, you’d never forgive yourself if—
>There they were
“OH FUCK!”
>You ducked down as a classmate of yours wearing a flipped back ball cap and a shirt with the words ‘NATURAL SELECTION’ on it blasted the lockers with his shotgun
>”AAAAAAHHHH!”
>Rushing down the hall, you pulled a screaming Twilight along as the two Beta Uprisers leveled their guns at you
>A piercing pain shot through your shoulder as you ducked back into the library with Twilight
“FUCK!”
>”Anon!”
> Twilight stared at you in horror as you stumbled to the ground
>”Oh my God!”
>As more gunfire erupted down the halls, Twilight grapsed hold of you and dragged your injured body underneath a library table
“t-Twilight…”
>>25823269
>The two of you hugged each other tightly as fear overwhelmed you both
>”i-I don’t w-want t-t-to—“
>Her words were cut short as she broke out into sobs
>Embracing her as closely as you could, you tried your best to comfort her
“t-The cops will be here real soon! i-It’s gonna be—“
>”FUKCKING NORMIES!”
>You both jerked your heads up toward the entrance as two classmates of yours entered the library
>Twilight and you fell deathly silent as the pair walked towards you
>She whispered to you with bated breath
>”a-Anon...”
>You tightened your grip over her as the barrel of a shotgun fell into view
>A cold cruel voice bellowed down to the two of you and asked
>”Do you believe in God?”
>Closing your eyes, tears streamed down your cheeks as you held her close
>Somehow, she had the courage to mutter back
>”i-I b-belieieve i-in…Hell.”
>A single shotgun blast was all that you heard as the the entire world turned to black
>>25823277
>Aching in immense pain and barely conscious of anything at all, your eyes fluttered open
>A bright white light hung over you, as if you were rising up to Heaven
>You tried to form words, only to realize that something was covering your face
>Twisting your head, you saw that there was a machine of sorts hooked up to you, with a breathing mask attached to your face
>”You’re awake!”
>A pretty woman in a nurse’s uniform walked up over you and smiled
>”Thank God! How do you feel Anonymous?”
>It was all you could do just to raise your head up and stare at her
“Where’s… Twilight?…”
>The nurse’s face fell as you stared at her in horror
>Memories of what had just transpired at school hit you like a truck as it dawned on you
“No…. Noooooo….”
>Your head fell back onto your pillow as you lost consciousness
+++
>You boarded yourself up in your room for days
>Nothing your parents or your so called friends said could fix what had happened
>A few reporters came by as well, hoping to get at least one or two words out of you
>Refusing them all, you desperately searched for solace in solitude
>Your mind remained blank as you sat on your bed and lamented all that you had lost
>She was the first person you felt that had truly understood you
>The first person in so long who had even seemed genuinely interested in you
>In such a short time, she had become your everything
>Now she was gone, and once more you were left with nothing
>You refused to go back to the way things were before
>Luckily for you, it was easy to find where your father had stashed his revolver
“We don’t have to be alone again Twi…”
>Raising the revolver up to your head, you breathed a sigh of relief
“We can be together… forever….”
>Clicking back the hammer, you prepared for death with a smile
“The Force Awakens was probably going to be shit anyway…”>“You don’t know that…”
>>25823288
>Your trigger finger hesitated as her words echoed in your mind
“t-Twilight?”
>”Anoooooooon….”
>Bolting up to your feet, your eyes darted about your room
“Is it really you?! n-No… it can’t be. y-You’re—“
>”Anon, I’m so… cold…”
“o-oh God…”
>You could not find the source of her voice, but you knew it was her
>It had to be her
>”Anon… I NEED you…”
“w-Where are you?!”
>”Follow… the sound… of my voice…”>”and bring a shovel.”
+++
>A flash of thunder and a roar of lightning resounded as you kicked open the cemetery gates and trudged forward
>Your rusty shovel clanged against the ground as you dragged it along
>”Just a little closer…. I missed you so much…”
“n-Not as much as I m-missed you…”
>Another flash of thunder lit up the area, showing you her grave
>'Beloved Daughter and Sister, taken before her time. Rest in Peace Twilight Sparkle’
>Without a moment’s hesitation, you jammed your shovel into the ground and began to unearth the grave
>No thoughts, and no voices, appear through your mind as you desperately dig your way down
>Six feet of dirt later, you stand above her oak casket
>The sight of her coffin causes you to freeze up
>You are completely covered in sweat and dirt, and you are honestly unsure of how you even got here
>”What’s taking so long up there! Hurry… HURRY! HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!”
“AAAAAAHHHH!”
>Tossing your shovel aside, you reach down and tear the coffin open
>There she is
>She lies there, her skin eerily pale as she smiles contentedly up at you with her eyes closed
“What have I done?”
>>25823309
>Collapsing on top of her, you break out into a pitiful sob
>Your tears mix with the drizzling rain as they fall against her
“Twilight! TWILIGHT! o-Oh g-God!…”
>”shhhhh it’s ok Anon…”
>Your eyes wrenched open in terror as you leaned against her
>”I’ll make everything better~”
>Two cold bony hands grasped hold over you as Twilight’s lifeless body sprung at you
>A chill ran down your spine as dry lips sloppily kissed your forehead
“t-Twili—“
>A thick splatter of blood splashed the grave as Twilight chomped through your skull
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”
>The coffin closed shut over you both as Twilight wrestled you under her and violently bit into your skull whilst hungrily straddling your body
>The world grew cold as you slipped out of consciousness yet again
>”Oh Anon… you make me feel so g-g-GOOOOOOOD….”
+++
>The storm pelted down mercilessly as you stood outside the Gravedigger’s shack
>Playfully tapping your shovel against it, you immediately shrugged your shoulders as you kicked the door off of it’s hinges
>”WHAT THE FUCK!?!?”
>Moans echoed over to you from the small TV the Gravedigger had been watching
>He tossed a pillow over his lap with one hand whilst grappling a double barreled shotgun with his other hand and pointing it at you
>”Hahahaha….”
>Twilight leaned against you as she wrapped an arm around your neck
“Hey man, we’re starving!”
>Twilight saddled her body up against yours, cradling your chin with her hand as she smiled mockingly at the old man in the shack
>”w-What do you fucking kids want?!”
>You and Twilight laughed together as the old man recoiled in horror
“Your…”
>”BRAAAAAAAAINSSS!”
>>25823324
>The Gravedigger blasted you twice in rapid succession with his shotgun, the pellets riddling your entire body full of tiny little holes
“LOL.”
>You raised your revolver and blasted the man in the chest
>”ARRRGH!!!
>Twilight lunged through the air and tackled him against the couch
>”JESUS CHRIST!”
>Leaning against the door with a smile on your face, you watched as Twilight greedily sank her teeth into the man’s head
“Fuck yeah.”
>You let the man groan in agony for a few moments as Twilight dug into him
>Something about watching that girl eat was seriously turning you on
>Strolling inside the cabin toward her, your hand practically moved on its own as you squeezed her ass
>Her head bolted up, dripping pieces of brain from her mouth as she moaned in ecstasy before locking eyes with you
>Before you could make another move against her, your eyes fell upon the dead man and what remained of his brains
>Without a second thought, you smashed yourself face-first into his head and ate up all the brain matter that was left
>Twillight laughed at you as you dug in
>”You're ridiculous!”
>Finishing up with the Gravedigger, you raised your head and stared at her
>Her skin was pale, she was splattered with blood and guts, her hair was a mess, and her eyes glimmered with evil intent
“You’re perfect.”
>Somehow, her face was still able to blush as her expression became a crimson red
>You abandoned the dead man and wrapped your arms around Twilight instead
>The two of you pressed your lips together and passionately kissed as you both became lost in each other
>After staying locked together for several blissful minutes, the two of you finally broke apart and stared hungrily into each other’s eyes
“Hey…”
>”Yeah?…”
“Still want to see that movie?”
>She smiled as she slowly nodded her head whilst picking up the shotgun and hefting it over her shoulder
“Let’s get the fuck out of here!”
>>25823335
>Walking out of the cemetery hand in hand, the two of you made your way over to town
“Twilight. I promise you, we’ll be together…”
>”Forever…"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a-dn2KTEtU
>>25823362
Well that's that then
Enjoy m80s
I think this question deserves an answer; Why does Twilight stutter? She never stutters in the movies so I see no reason for her to stutter in the fanfics.
>>25823858
the same reason why chinese cartoon girls stutter
because its cute
>>25823858
You can blame EQG and Sperglight for that.
>>25823875
And Stalker. Don't forget Stalker.
>>25823858
The very original prompt for Scilight general, which came out months before Friendship Games hit, had Scilight stutter. Many people latched onto that because it was cute and because she did not have much of a character developed for her at the time.
>>25823910
AndAndrew Miraclestoo.
>>25823947
Tiny Twi a cute
We now return to "Walking Down the Street in a SARS Mask: the Story"
>>25811507
>You check the clock, and realize that Starlight will be back from work soon
>Well, you suppose you'll have to wing this
>Actually "wing this" doesn't sound right
>You'll... speak from the heart?
>Yeah, that sounds better
>No matter what happens, you're going to be honest with Starlight
>And you like to think she'll be happy to hear what you have to say
>When your mom retires to her room, you sneak downstairs and grab two of the wine bottles, stowing them in your backpack next to the wrapped necklace
>On the way over, you flip through channels on your radio, looking for your favorite cheesy music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsUmFCosuU0
>With some hipster pop playing in the background, you head back toward Starlight's apartment, tires squealing on the grimy road
>The closer you get, the more nervous you become, the acidic taste of anxiety building at the back of your throat
>But mixed in with your own apprehension is an overwhelming, effervescent excitement to see the look on Starlight's face
>You just *know* this'll make her day
>This'll be your first Christmas with a significant other, you realize
>Sure, you always imagined some dreamy boy cuddling you by the fireplace, but Starlight will do just as well
>If not better, really
>Holy shit, you're so excited!
>You pull into the parking lot outside Starlight's apartment complex, taking the stairs two-at-a-time up to her room
>The necklace is clutched under your left arm, and your right hand holds the bottle of wine
>Reaching her apartment door, you can see there's a light on inside, so you know she's home
>Adjusting the necklace under your arm, you reach up to knock on the door
>Only you stop when you hear... sounds... coming from behind it
>>25823947
I need more Zombie Sperg
>>25823991
>It's a female voice, strained and undulating, bleating in what seem to be cries of... pleasure?
>Immediately, a horrible green pressure begins to rise in your stomach
>No...
>She can't be...
>Starlight wouldn't...
>You twist the knob and bash the door open with your shoulder
>The yellow-haired girl, Derpy, is seated on Starlight's couch, her back arched, eyes closed, and her skirt pulled up over her waist and her underwear around her left ankle
>Her legs are spread, and Starlight kneels on the floor, with her head between them
>Greedy, wet, hungry slurps come from her mouth, each one like a blow to your chest
>The wine bottle slips from your fingers, shattering on the floor
>At the sound, Starlight looks up, meeting your eyes
>No hint of guilt lies on her face, nor shame
>Instead, she simply smiles at you, as if you'd simply come to her house to find her making dinner
>"Oh! Welcome, Twilight! What's that you've got, there?"
"You... you..."
>You take a step backwards, transfixed in horror at the scene before you
>Derpy hides her face, whether from guilt or simple embarrassment you can't tell
"How... Star, how..."
>"Oh, this? I'm sorry, Twilight, she just looked like she needed it. I can do you next, if you want."
>>25824068
Why, Jeff? Why?
>>25824068
New thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ7oqmikZDQ
>>25824068
"Do... do me next... DO ME NEXT!?"
>You glance between both girls, as if expecting an explanation, an apology, or any sign of guilt
>Starlight recoils from your outburst, looking surprised
>"Is... is something wrong?"
"Something wrong!? You... and her... how long have you been doing this!?"
>"Um... a few weeks? Twilight, please, this isn't going to cut into your time togeth--"
"You think I care about that!? You're... you're cheating on me!"
>"Cheating? Twilight, dear... what are you talking about?"
"What am I talking about? We were... what we had was special!"
>"Of course it was!"
>Starlight wipes her mouth, and Derpy hastily covers her genitalia
>"You're an incredibly special girl to me, Twilight. But... Derpy is just as important to me as you are."
"Just as important!? Are you... what the fuck are you saying!?"
>You bury your hands in your hair, a few strands snapping and sending small needles of pain jabbing into your skull
>"She's just as much my friend as you are, Twilight. Did you... did you think you were the ONLY one I did this for?"
"Yes! Because... I thought you loved me! Oh God, it was never real... none of it was real..."
>"Twilight... Twilight, please, listen..."
>Starlight jumps to her feet, running towards you with her arms open for an embrace
>You shove her away, sending her sprawling
"Don't fucking touch me! You told me you loved me!"
>"And I meant it!"
"Then why this!? Why!?"
>"Because I love Derpy too! And the love I feel for her is no less than what I feel for you."
"It... but... I thought..."
>You rip and entire fistful of your hair out, tears burning your eyes
>This can't be happening
>>25824068
Are you happy now you fucks? THIS is what your communism brought you! THIS is what happens when waifus belong to everyone.
Capitalism ensures the transfer of waifu from the shit to the qt
>>25824152
Starlight a shit.
A. SHIT.
>>25824152
One man could have stopped this....
One man had the power to prevent this tragedy...
But we hunted him. We drove him away, not knowing that soon we would need him more than ever.
Flash Sentry
>>25824152
FUCK YOU STARLIGHT
>>25824068
>>25824152
Uh Oh
>>25824152
>This has to be some fucked-up dream, or... or something
>She can't be doing this to you
"I thought I was special to you, goddammit!"
>"You are! Twilight, I promise, I never meant to hurt you."
"You think that fucking matters? Y-you... and her... you never gave a shit about me!"
>"I care more about you than you'll ever know, Twilight. But... you can't expect to be the only girl I care about, can you? How can I claim to love any one person more than any other? That's... that's immoral."
"Immoral!? Cheating is immoral! Telling me you love me and then... and then... and then doing THIS to another girl is immoral! I loved you!"
>"Loved...?"
"Yes! It's over, you... you're terrible! I trusted you! I loved you! You made me feel like I was goddamn worth something, and now... and now... agh!"
>Tears are streaming down your face now, and your nose has turned into a runny mess
>"Twilight, please, don't do this..."
>Starlight gets to her feet again, creeping slowly towards you
>"Please, I just wanted you to be happy..."
"Happy!?"
>"Yes, happy. I want you to be happy, I want Derpy to be happy... please, don't turn me away like this..."
>You blink at Starlight, who's now close enough to hug you
>Although you'd rather hug a corpse at this point
"You... you don't get it at all, do you? You... you think this is all it takes... to make someone happy..."
>"Twilight? Please, just tell me what's wrong. I promise, whatever I have to do to fix it..."
"Fix it? *Fix* it?"
>You start to chuckle under your breath, clutching the necklace until your knuckles turn white
"There is no... fucking... FIXING THIS!"
>You slam your fist into Starlight's nose, feeling it crunch under your blow and sending her into her TV
>She rebounds off it with a pitiful cry, collapsing to the ground
>Derpy rushes to her side, but Starlight holds up her hand
>>25824256
>>25824256
>You slam your fist into Starlight's nose
I could only think of https://youtu.be/1aB-LZfxCZs
>>25824203
>>25824256
And back to where she was again, this story gonna have an actual ending anytime soon?
Who is she going to get with next
there are only two characters I can think of
she could get to knowmoondancer
orshe could get back with trender
and knowing jeff its probably the second one
>>25824256
>The yellow-haired girl stops, and Starlight drags herself up to a sitting position
>Blood is pouring down her face, and for a moment, a deadly rage flashes in her eyes
>It's been said before that a wise man fears only three things: moonless nights, the sea in storm, and the anger of a gentle person
>The anger in Starlight's face is enough to penetrate the fog of rage clouding your head, and you strike legitimate fear into your heart
>You take a step back
>But the anger fades just as quickly as it came
>Starlight hangs her head, tears mingling with her blood
>"I'm sorry, Twilight. I truly am."
"Sorry... you're sorry..."
>"Yes. I just wanted to make you happy. I wanted Derpy happy. I wanted everyone to be happy. I never meant for it to end like this. I just wanted you all to be happy. It's... it's all I have..."
"No... it's not all you have..."
>Starlight looks up at you, a brief glimmer of hope in her eyes
"It's all you *had.* Don't ever speak to me again."
>You tear the wrapping off the necklace, and throw it in her face
>Trender was right
>Starlight never loved you, of course she didn't
>It was only pity, just like Anon, just like your mom, just like everyone
>You should have seen it, how could you believe someone would actually *love* something like you?
>Back in the parking lot, you throw the door to your car open, pulling the second wine bottle out
>At this point, you don't care if you crash, you don't care if you pass out, you don't care about anything
>Uncorking the bottle, you take gulp after gulp of the wine, relishing the way it burns your throat
>You deserve this
>For trusting Starlight, for trusting yourself, for being selfish enough to believe you were worth anything more than a few cheap fucks
>This is all you are
>Trender was right
>>25824370
Wow, what a great ending...
>>25820390
>chink food
what is this? i don't recall canterlot high being full of rice picking ching-chong speaking chinks. fuck off with this stupid weeaboo shit and fuck whoever drew that
>>25824120
>>25824370
Oh god. The song is about a car crash. It's happening!
>>25824430
It's just a drawing bro! It's just a drawing!
>>25824370
>You speed down the highway, bottle tilted, pouring gulp after gulp down your throat
>The radio blares the most fetid, darkest music you own, which seems to reverberate and twist inside your chest
>You have no idea where the hell you're going, and you don't care
>It's not like there's anywhere left for you to go now
>Home?
>You can't bear to tell your mom about this
>She shouldn't have to experience this, even as an outsider
>So you drive, in ever-larger circles, draining the bottle down to its dregs
>The world blurs and spins around you, and the road squeals under your car
>You blink once, and suddenly you're off the road, your car wedged between two huge rocks
>Slowly, you drag yourself out of the vehicle, fumbling for your phone
>There's a text from Trender
>"Miss me yet?"
>Included is a pick of him, almost completely naked
>You throw the bottle out into the street, hearing it shatter
"why"
>"Why what?"
"why me"
>"Because you're trash. Figured it out yet?"
"please stop"
>"No. Listen to me for once, you cunt. You keep trying to act like you're worth anything, you're going to keep hating yourself. Why not just give up and admit you're trash?"
"stop"
>"No. You know I'm right."
"maybe"
>"Just maybe?"
>You stare at your phone, barely able to read the letters through your tears
>>25824468
>>25824468
What would admitting she was an awful and trashy person do exactly?
She wouldn't feel better about herself and it wouldn't fix the situation.
>>25824468
i want to destroy trender
>>25824468
"imm cold"
>"Yeah?"
"help ples"
>"Where are you?"
"i don know"
>Your fingers are shaking now, your breath pluming from your lips
>"Tell me, and I'll come get you. But you're going to do something for me, deal?"
"ples help me imm so colddd"
>"Where are you?"
>You stumble out of the road and down the sidewalk, reading the signs along the street
"fifthh west i thinnk"
>"Alright. Coming now."
"plss hurry its so cold..."
>You try to stumble back to your car, wanting to grab your jacket, but you can't find it
>A pair of headlights grows on the horizon, and you wave, nearly falling over in the process
>Trender's car, a massive SUV that seems to loom on the road like some sort of hungry monster, pulls up alongside you
>The boy himself leans out of the window, waving
>"How's it going, Twily?"
"Please... just... take me somewhere..."
>"Oh yeah? Where?"
"Anywhere... not here... please..."
>He steps out of the car, wrapping his arms around you before you can collapse
>"I know just the place."
>>25824520
Twilight's just stubborn, anon.
Stubborn and dumb.
>>25824370
>>"Yes. I just wanted to make you happy. I wanted Derpy happy. I wanted everyone to be happy. I never meant for it to end like this. I just wanted you all to be happy. It's... it's all I have..."
JEFF WHAT ARE YOU DOOOING
>>25824542
>Twilight drunk and sad
>demands trender to take her anywhere
I think twilight is going on theRAPE TRAIN
>>25824542
They're gonna fug, aren't they?
>this is a story about how my life got flipped
>turned upside down and
>i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there
>i'll tell you how i fucked everyone in Canterlot High
>>25824570
ALL ABOARD
>>25824542
>You're in the front seat of Trender's car, your head lolling on your shoulder as it speeds down the highway
>Everything seems to be moving in double-speed, and any time you try to focus on something, your eyes simply drift away from it
"Help."
>"Don't worry, Twily. I got you."
"Help... please..."
>"Don't worry. I will. I will..."
>You're pulling into Trender's apartment, a high-rise in a building so massive and opulent as to make you feel even sicker
>It's dark inside, and empty, as she helps you stagger up the steps to his room
"Where... are we..."
>"Somewhere safe. Remember? I said I was going to help. It's nice and warm in here, isn't it?"
"Yeah..."
>"See? Isn't life so much better when you listen to me?"
"..."
>"I asked you a question. Answer me."
"I dunno..."
>"Wrong answer."
>He gets his door open and carries you back to his bedroom, tossing you on the bed
"Wh-wha... wha's going on..."
>"I said you were going to do something for me, right?"
"Wha..."
>"Now hold still, okay? I'm gonna make you feel all better..."
"Wait... wait... hold on... n-no, I..."
>"This is what you wanted, right?"
"I... I jus'..."
>"Of course it is."
>Trender sits on the bed, pulling you into his lap
>One hand strokes your hair while he coos into your ear
>"You want me, I know you do... and you're going to get me now. Because I'm just feeling so generous tonight..."
>>25824570
>>25824610
>>25824619
CHOO CHOO
>>25824619
DEATH TO TRENDER
>>25824619
Background music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuRwRlicEmw
"W-wait... I d-don't... I don't thinks this's a good idea..."
>You try to pull away from Trender, but he holds you fast
>"It doesn't matter if it's a good idea or not, you tranny slut. I saved you, and you're going to do a little something for me..."
>He tries to kiss, pressing his mouth towards yours
"N-no..."
>You wriggle away from him, but he grabs your arm
>Turning, you slap him, but alchohol turns your blow sloppy
>It's only enough to make him mad
>His face goes scarlet, the blow having knocked his glasses from his face
>"You... you little tranny CUNT!"
>Trender throws you onto the bed, punching the small of your back
>The wind is driven from your chest and you collapse onto the mattress, gasping for air
>His hands grab the front of your shirt, ripping it open
"N-no... p-please..."
>You can't breathe
>Oh God, you really can't breathe!
>His hands travel down to your hips, ripping away your skirt, and tugging your panties down
"N-no... s-s-stop it, please..."
>You try in vain to crawl away, to hid your nakedness from him, but he hits you again, and you collapse, seeing stars
>His fingers dig into your ass, sending spikes of pain ribbling up through you as he parts your cheeks
>You hear him fumbling with the zipper of his jeans, and your brain collapses in panic
>>25824685
Okay It was only a matter of time, sorry Jeff I would have said to anyone but you're the biggest offender.
Can we please stop having Twilight stutter when she's in a perilous situation please?
It's not cute
It's not necessary
It's fucking annoying
Don't take it personally
>>25824685
>"S-sto... n-n.... ah..."
>You can't get enough air into your lungs to speak, let alone breathe
>Something hard presses against your anus, and you only have enough time to gasp in terror before Trender pentrates you
>There is no gentleness in his motions; he doesn't slide himself in like Anon did, he doesn't caress your face, he shows no love whatsoever
>He simply stabs into your ass, fingers gripping you so tightly that you can practically feel them digging inside of you as well
>Trender thrusts into you like an animal, grunting in mixed hatred and pleasure
>"How does it feel, you little cunt? *This* is what you're good for. *This* is all you'll ever be. An easy fuck. And its' all... you... fucking... deserve..."
>He shoves himself in deep, and you bite your lip hard enough to draw blood
>Your brain has passed beyond panic, simply shutting itself down
>He's right
>This is what you deserve, isn't it?
>Why wouldn't he be right?
>You can't even stop him
>Trender slaps your ass, hard, ramming into you harder and harder, a numbing, aching pain traveling up through your body
>With one final grunt, you feel him twitch and spasm as he spills his hatred inside of you
>Immediately, he pulls back out, leaving a trail of dripping blood and shame leaking from your ruined form
>"I'm going to get something to eat. If you're not gone by the time I get back, it'll happen again. And if you tell anyone, I'll kill you. You know I mean it, you sick little freak. It'll be like Trixie times a thousand. Now get the fuck out."
>He spits on you, then dresses himself, slamming the door behind him
>You sit up like a machine, methodically dressing yourself as if this were just another day, heading out of Trender's bedroom
>Every step wracks you with pain, as if reliving the act
>You spy a rack of whiskey bottles in the small kitchenette, and grab one for yourself
>This is it
>>25824742
That's not really a stutter
if it is then batman stutters a lot
>>25824776
>N-no... s-s-stop it, please..."
>>25824068
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>25824742
That's like.... your opinion, man.
>>25824763
>>25824763
The writefags of old require a rape scene
EqG has Fluttershy and Treehugger raping r9klight
OP has sugarcoat raping sperglight
and Jeff has trender raping twilight
and god I want to punch trender
>>25824786
She doesn't need to do it, that's what I'm trying to say. I hate re-reading the some syllable of a word over and over again.
>>25824832
T-thats J-just y-your o-opinion m-man
l-leave u-us a-alone
>>25824763
***
>You are Anonymous
>Lately, you've taken to walking
>Not for any particular reason, really, it just feels comfortable
>Maybe it's just some seasonal depression?
>Or maybe it's missing Trixie
>You're not really sure which, but either way, here you are, strolling through your neighborhood
>You end up heading through the rich districts, usually, mostly because you know there's a high police presence there, and you're less likely to be robbed
>Anyway, here you are, on your usual circuit
>Your thoughts tend to wander, and you welcome it
>Memories, worries, musings...
>It's peaceful out here, really
>Up ahead, you seem someone walking down the street away from you, staggering
>Fucking drunks
>You should call the cops to bust them, you think, but you're too lazy to go through with it
>Besides, they're not hurting anyone
>You've followed them for a block now, trying to make out their features, but they're sticking to the unlit segments of the sidewalk, almost on purpose
>Kinda suspicious, but if they try anything you'll see it
>The figure leads you past the apartment complexes, towards the bridge connecting the wealthy district to downtown
>The river is flowing, surprisingly given the cold, though large chunks of ice drift like buoyed corpses through its current
>The figure pauses on the bridge, staring over the railing
>Immediately, a cold sense of foreboding floods you
"Hey! Hey, you!"
>The figure turns, taking a step away from you
>The step carries them into the light, illuminating their features
>You freeze in your tracks, staring
>Twilight, her hair a mess, tear streaks lining her face, and her clothes badly torn, stares back
>>25824763
I haven't read since Anon and Trixie first banged
what happened to Trix?
Did Anon and Twi fuq?
>>25824152
>>25824256
>>25824370
IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAPPENED IT HAP--
>>25824763
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT JEFF
>>25824863
>buoyed corpses
Such subtlety
>>25824883
Wow, when was that, early November?
Twilight and Anon fugged, Twilight and Starlight fugged, Twilight and Trender fugged, and Trixie is permanently gone.
>>25824863
Cavalier Verde!
>>25824763
Jesus Christ
new Traplight theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bEeU0rQJRw
>>25824909
is she kill?
>>25824930
No just gone, but she'll be back in 2 or 3 years. I just said permanently because there's no way this can go on that long.
We need to start using this thing for /NST/
>>25824883
>Anon and Trixie fug
>Twilight gets jealous
>Twilight gets drunk
>Drunk calls literally everyone
>Trender comes to CHS thinking Twilight gave him the green
>Trender does as Trender is
>Trender gets his nose broken by Trixie
>Trixie gets kicked out of school
>Anon is depressed
>Him and Twilight watch anime a lot
>Anon takes Twilight to the prom
>They get drunk
>Anon sticks it in her pooper
>He remembers Trixie and says he can't go through with it
>Twilight kicks him out
>Twilight spends a few months reconnecting with Starlight
>They're best friends
>Watch anime all the time, teach each other languages and art
>With each other everyday, fugging and talking and cuddling
>Twilight calls it official
>Admits her love for Starlight and buys a necklace
>Turns out Starlight was fugging Derpy the whole time too
>Twilight has a fit and drive off, drunk
>Crashes
>Trender shit
>Time to kill myself
That's about it. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find a strong rope and a rafter.
>>25824863
>"Dead? Drowned in the river? Hah, too bad."
>"At least that tranny slut won't be telling anybody about our rendezvous."
>>25824863
"Oh my God... Twilight?"
>"Get the f-fuck back!"
>She swipes at you with something shining and silver
>Even though you're well beyond her range, you still step back
"Twilight, what's going on? Holy shit, are you alright?"
>"I s-said get away! Fuck you!"
>She swipes again, fury in her eyes
>You take a step closer, and you realize what she's holding
>In one hand, she has a whiskey bottle, still mostly full
>In the other, she has a kitchen knife
"Twilight... I'm gonna call the police, okay?"
>"No! Fuck you!"
>She swings the knife at you, before holding it to her own neck
>"I'll d-do it! I will!"
"Oh Jesus... Twilight, just... oh God... oh God..."
>What the hell do you say?
>"I'm sick of this! I'm s-so sick of it! Look at me! Fucking look at me!"
>She gestures to her ripped clothes, and the skin showing under neat
>"I'm so... so fucking gross! Oh God... I'm trash! He was right, I'm just... I'm just a toy... I'm disgusting..."
>She swings the knife at nothing
>"Why!? Why did I have to be this!? Why, goddammit!?"
>She swings the knife as if to mutilate herself, but somehow misses
>"I just want it to end, Anon... I don't want to feel this anymore..."
"Twilight... I'm going to take that knife away, alright? And we're going to step away from the bridge..."
>"Fuck you!"
>She swings the knife again, this time barely missing you
>You take a step back, holding your hands up
>She holds the bottle to her mouth, keeping her eyes locked on you as she drinks
>"I'm not going to feel this anymore!"
>>25824982
oh god
>>25824955
I'm not sure if we have bingo or not
>>25824982
I want the beige faggot locked away for an eternity for this.
>>25825005
>literary references
didn't starlight have a book collection and mentioned specific communist books
>>25825011
I want trender's dick to get cut off and fucked in the ass by twilight
>>25825005
We don't have bingo yet but damn if we aren't close
>>25825055
Starlight and derpy.
>>25825055
Forgot image
>>25824982
I think she killed Trender
Here's R9Klight. As you can see, both universes are thoroughly fucked.
>>25825075
Fencing is a martial art. And if Trender poisoning her mind isn't corruption I don't know what is.
