>"Are you sexually active?"
>>25789872
With myself.
>>25789872
I am now
>rapes
no.
>>25789890
>Raping your doctor before they finish the exam
Not a very smart choice there, anon.
>>25789872
Not right now.
>>25789872
>tfw go to doctor and tell them I am not and they just laugh and say good one
>>25789872
With my hand, yes.
>>25789872
What is the required frequency to be deemed as "active"?
>>25789901
>Raping your doctor
Why did that particular line make my dick tingle?
Anon, did you just awaken my hidden fetish?
>>25789882
/thread
>>25789929
More than 1
>>25789872
Would you like me to be?
>>25789872
Within my own species, yes.
No pony partners. Anything I should look out for if I do?
>>25790054
>Withing my own species
Get out, fucking normal cunt.
>>25790101
>manually typing greentext
I feel sorry for you, anon
>>25790114
Joke's on you, because I got used to it since way before it was an option like a good oldfag.
>I feel sorry for you, anon
But I know how to it if I so wish.
>>25789872
Twilight surprises you with nurse cosplay because Rarity told here that males enjoy that kind of thing.
Do you tell her that she's doing something wrong or do you sit by and let it happen?
>>25790163
told *her
fuck
>>25789872
does raping a bag full of plastic bottles count?
>>25789872
I'm not even regular active Doc. ^:)
>>25790184
im fucking serious here guys
yesterday i was going to return some bottles
but damn i pressed 'em realy tight and as my finger slipt between 3 of em... i knew what i had to do
was a great thing got a good fap an 2,50€
how was your day, faggot?
>>25790246
>>25790246
>>25790246
Nobody asked but alright
>>25789872
Twilight, we we're doing it last night why do you even need to ask this?
>Just answer the question Anon
Yes, I am
>How often?
>I'mgoingtostranglethispurpleunicorn.wav
>>25790246
Beautiful
>>25789872
ask your mom
>>25790455
>>25789872
"Does fellating a dildo daily count?"
>"What are you talking about anon?"
>You pull out your handy dandy stallion dildoFlared, of courseand begin to lick it nice and slow, from the base, where balls meet the meat, to the tip, making a couple of tiny circles on the urethral opening
>"w-what are you doing?"
"Mm? Oh maybe you want more of a POV preview. How rude of me."
>You spin on the chair to face her directly.
>Holding the bottom of it with one hand and the other placed gently around the shaft, you lock eyes with the flushed mare and resume your show.
>For scien-
>Yeah, no. You just want to get the little bookworm hot and bothered.
>You begin stroking the cock slowly and suckling on the head a little.
>Small slurping noises were made as drool started trailing down from around your lips.
>Lifting away from the fake phallus, a loud POP made Twilight flinch back a bit and a glow from her horn quickly emitted and dissipated.
"Hope you're enjoying the show sweetheart. Because this dildo's about to finish inside."
>She stands stark still, continuing to stare into your eyes, reluctant to look away
>You press your finger on a little rune on the back, causing it to float in place and giving it temporary life.
>Now you begin your final assault, wrapping your lips on the head and bobbing up and down progressively faster, throwing some head twists into the mix to further stimulate the living horsecock, and moaning as you do so.
>The balls almost recede completely into the base, signaling its near climax
>In a few last thrusts, you take the flared head all the way to the back of your throat, only choking slightly, but still producing a few tears from the sensation, while you gently fondle its sack.
>You shut your eyes as its full balls twitch violently, spurt after spurt violently coating your throat as it spills its load into you.
>Never satisfied with only that, you pull your head back slowly and let it cum into your mouth, then onto your lips, chin, and cheeks.
>You grab hold of your floating fuck-buddy before it falls, then swish its cum in your mouth, before audibly swallowing its wonderfully thick, full load.
>You open your eyes halfway, just to see her slightly sweaty, beet red face and her horn pulsing a semi-bright glow
"Mmmmm. That taste and fun never gets old."
>You take a finger to wipe the jizz form your face and lick it off, taking several tries to get it all.
"Did that answer your question well enough Sparklebutt?"
>As you put your dildo back in its pouch, you get up and move to the door.
>Twilight is still motionless.
"Alright. I gotta get going. Gotta get this little buddy charged back up again and get some errands done. Catch ya later paperpone."
>Just as anon leaves, Twilight's hoof makes its way to her pussy
>"...S-stupid arousing anon." she said as her voice shook and body quivered.
Been a long while since I wrote. Turned out to be a post longer than I thought it would be.
>>25790101
Hey, just because I don't have any mares with benefits doesn't mean I'm not interested.It just means the mares weren't.
>>25789872
I am tonight.
>>25789872
>"Twily,stop using such such technical terms during coitus, its a big turn off"
>>25790246
>>25791246
>tfw
>>25789872
>doctor asked this last month
>straight up told them ive never had sex
>they just laughed and moved on to my vitals
did they think i was joking or were they seriously laughing at me for never having sex im still confused about it to this day
>>25789872
Idk what this means. I can get aroused at any moment, so I'm basically always activated, like almonds. But I've never had nor probably will I ever have intercourse. Chronic masturbation is enough for me.
Now turn around so I can put it in your pooper.
>>25790246
>>25790246
what the fuck
>>25789872
Depends. You offering?
>>25790246
>>25790246
You what
>>25789910
>they think you have potential
is that bad?
>>25790246
>>25789872
Yes, with my hand.
>>25789872
Great scott... It is 2015 and you boys are STILL trying to sexualise this pony? You boys make me fucking ashamed.
Also she is missing her wings, perhaps you would realise this if you weren't such a degenerate who tries to sexualise children's cartoons.
>>25793008
I don't think it is that they think I have potential. It is more like they don't think a 30 year old guy can be a virgin, imo.
Btw, wizardry in less than a month from now.
>We are gonna make it brah
>>25792637
>Condom
We don't even have the same number of chromosomes Twily, how would we procreate?
>>25790246
>>25793991
>Not wanting to protect yourself from animal diseases that, while probably manageable for said animal, could completely wreck your human immune system and ruin your now drastically shortened life
It's as if you have no clue how AIDS started
>>25795157
>Implying condoms don't ruin the sex
YOLO
>>25789956
>dick tingle
Can this be an OC pone now?
Thanks.
>Captcha: Select ALL images with eggs.
>>25793991
I'm sorry about your extra chromosome, anon.
>>25789901
Yeah, you might get an F
>>25791231
I have an erection
>>25790246
Have you ever danced with your dick in the pale moonlight?
>>25789872
Not with other physical beings, no.
>>25795366
I just spilled my coffee all over my keyboard and I ain't even mad, thanks Anon.
>>25793926
I'm imagining you as a pony.
>After taking the potion your body had undergone some changes.
>First of all, you became a nice green pony
>Second of all, your cock retreated and became an innie
>Shock spreads on your face and in your emotional handbag as you realize you've lost your manhood
>Naturally, you can't help but shed a few tears as panic, grief and a firm sense of loss overcomes you
Me though, I'm just thinking about your New pussy and how cute you look when you're sad and afraid
>>25795193
then don't use it and get horse aids, or giver her something, I don't care
But you have to admit girls holding the condom in their mouth is hot, even if it doesn't actually get used.
>>25797231
Not really, no.
