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>>25648612
Snowmare
writefag coming soon to a NTT near you
Cutest mare!
going to writefag just trying to come up with an idea
Now, the snow will mask the sound of her hoofsteps while she prowls the streets for vulnerable young fillies.
>>25717696
Yes.
Don't boop.
>after long day, late at night
>thinking about waifulight Sparkle and how much you hate being alive
"I just... I can't do this anymore" Anon sighs, "I don't want to live anymore"
>hear a noise outside
>go outside
>its snowing heavily, nobody is around
>suddenly there is a bright light and a loud noise
>you black out
>when you wake up you're still in the snow, but you're someplace new
>everything is so blurry at first
>you think you're high, but you can see a faint purple glow and a shadowy figure coming in your directionI'm a shit writer, sorry /mlp/
>>25717954
it sucked but i laughed, thanks for that
>>25717954
You going to keep going anon? Or do you want someone to carry the torch?
>>25717954
>human hair
>>25718042
I'll do another one or two then either improve or probably give up, yes
She put a special ingredient in the mix this time.
>>25718159
It was her legs.
>>25718076
Don't give up bro. The first bunch are going to be bad, but you'll get better eventually. Just revise and revise and revise. Look for good tips and take them, take criticism and use it. Steal other peoples words and add them to your vocabulary.
>the shadowy figure trots up to you
>wtf its twilight
>she grins adorkably before pulling out a collar and leash
>"Ive been meaning to study these 'humans' for a long time, they seem like they'd make such good pets for a pony like me!"
>wellfuck.mp3
>she starts to pull you off to her castle
>you dont want to resist too much to offend her but you still dont like the idea of being a pet
"I- uh..? wtf?" you ask
>she stares at you inquisitively before pulling out a notebook and jotting some things down
>"It appears that humans can communicate in a language similiar to equestrian"
>She pauses for a moment, before turning back and asking you for your name
>"huh, anon. Well, sorry about the leash but humans are a restricted animal in equestria. After the last bunch came through and had a rapefest, Celestia decreed that they must remain on a leash outside of the house at all times."
>you try to explain that you would behave but she cuts you off
>"Celestia told me a lot about humans, but I want to study them firsthoof."
>she continues to drag you all the way home
>>25718228
<3
>>25718159
She jacked off into the bowl and mixed a 1/3 cup of her semen into the mix.
>>25718291
Extra protein.
>>25718291
>>25718360
>>25718159
delicious
>feels
>cuddles with best pony
>feels
>love
>sex
>cuddles
>kinky shit
>cuddles
>feels
>sleeping together with cuddles
>the end
there Im done, best writefag ever?
Remember to kiss your pony when you're under the mistletoe.
>>25717657
I guess I'll have to remake that some time. I hate everything about it but someone keeps posting it.
>>25717954
>Anon wakes up shackled in the fuckbox
>>25718868
Go on, I like this
>>25718868
Fuck off with that shit
>>25719170
>flinching
I have news for you: she doesn't really love you.
>>25719177
Your comment is literally "how can you say you love her if you can't eat her poop"-tier.
>>25719447
not
>she's using anon as her seat.jpg
>>25719457
That's not a good way to fit herlove muscle in your mouth
I want twilight to dress me up like this and walk me on a leash through ponyville
This thread feels different...
>>25719553
It's less dead than usual?
Im new-ish
>>25719466
>love muscle
The heart?
I want to have a foal with her, damnit.
>>25719573
No.
>>25719670
As do we.
I want Twilight for Christmas.
>>25718178
What the hell happened to her face?
>sees Twilight thread
Only thing I have. Lost most recently.
>>25721190
?
Comeon, don't die now.
>>25722283
Who's Comeon and why is he dying?
>>25719670
You're biologically incompatible and will NEVER be able to impregnate her.
>>25717939
Why not? Human boops can't get her pregnant. They're perfectly safe.
>>25722424
I think her not being real is a bigger problem.
Images of this horse sustain me
I need more best waifu
>"It ain't gonna suck itself, Anon!"
>>25723142
>"It ain't gonna suck itself, Anon!"
>you get down on your knees and begin to lick her belly
>"ohhh, yes, good Anon."
>you suck her belly button
>She cums maple syrup from her horn.I dont know what any of us expected
>>25723216
Remember to deworm your pony at least once every six months.
What if she starred in one of those old saturday morning rock cartoons?
>>25722434
Better glove that hand, anon. 70% of unprotected boops lead to unwanted pregnancy.
I want to tease this mare.
I want to slap her flanks when I pass her, to say things 2lewd in her presence, pull her tail, scratch her ears and get her excited for nothing.
>>25724506
She's more likely to be annoyed and/or disgusted than excited.
>>25724560
>and/or
She makes her violations at midnight.
>>25725450
I want her to violate my asshole at midnight
>>25725709
She lubes up with preparation H.
>>25727125
>my body is always ready for Twilight.
Enjoy your platonic relationship for the winter.
>>25727020
That image just further reinforces my idea that Twilight is a housecat.
>>25718360
Right, that tenth of a gram will really make a difference.
>>25729335
A 1/3rd cup's about 3.6 grams. Still small, but it's there.
>>25727839
That sure is a lot of donuts for one little pony to eat.
She should share.
come on guys, post more of this horse
more twilights please i need to improve my folder
>>25731396
Here you go, chief.
>>25731396
Just did these.
Alt version: https://www.dropbox.com/s/q5hbp9hztzjz7lr/120112015Twilight.jpg?dl=0
Twilight will never qualify to be best pony's pet.
>Snow was falling quietly, coating the sleepy town of Ponyville in thick, icy cushions.
>All of the ponies (and one dragon) of the town were asleep...
>...aside from one Unicorn mare, slowly making her way out of the Everfree Forest, the horn atop her head alight with a magenta glow.
>A tea cup and kettle were in her saddle bags, having just finished a meet-up with her friend Zecora.
>Twilight was bundled in winter clothing, from the white hat atop her head (with hole for her horn to jut out of) to the pink coat that extended down from neck to flank.
>She was also wearing yellow boots, allowing for better grip on the occasional icy patch she stepped on.
>Twilight crested a hill overlooking Ponyville, and stopped for a moment.
>The mare smiled as the town was drawn into winter's chilly, silent embrace, knowing that she would have to direct the morning's cleanup efforts.
>But that was later.
>For now, she could enjoy it as it was.
>The mare descended from the hilltop, making the last leg of the path into Ponyville itself.
>Like she had guessed, Ponyville was sleeping.
>Not a sound to be heard.
>Deciding to take the long route, she passed by the park's fountain, water frozen into place.
>The only thing she was going to enjoy more was entering the library to curl up in her blankets with a nice book.
>Maybe by the fireplace for good measure.
>A cheesy grin fought its way to her face.
>Yes, that would be best.
>Zecora had given her another to add to her large collection, and Twilight would be remiss to not give it at least a brief scan.
>While she didn't ordinarily put too much stock into myths, situations as of late...
>Well, the book may help more than it would hurt.
>She pushed the door to the library open, surprised to see Spike asleep.
>A look at the clock showed Twilight that it was far later than she intended, almost three in the morning.
>Perhaps the book could wait.
>Twilight snorted at that idle thought, bringing the book with her to bed.
>>25718544
pls write more, i can never get enough of these feels
>>25732017
Go on
>>25732017
I like the cozy feel.
>>25721159
is there a full version of this image somewhere? it looks cut off.
>>25727910
We can enjoy our non-platonic relationship throughout the year.
>>25732103
She is pancake.
>>25731758
Great work dude.
Making friends, Anon?
>>25732210
Not in the spring or summer.
>>25732589
>>25727910
pffth, purple mare will rut any time of year, anon.
>>25732670
Winter is anestrus. She won't want to rut then.
>>25732589
That is incorrect.
Purplesmut always is a slut for getting rut
>>25732724
I want to tease her but never actually rut her.
>>25732813
>I want to tease her butt
>>25732813
But she's too much even for all of Ponyville's stallions. If you don't help them with her, she'll rut them to death.
>>25732678
>implying purple smarts is unable to decide when she will want to rut
>>25732898
Do you realize what you just did? You just contradicted /mlp/'s collective fanon, namely section 7, paragraph 3, stating that "all female ponies are completely and without exception slaves to their animal urges (which are described in section 2). These urges are amplified by the presence of a human male, particularly..." yadda yadda.
This is unbelievable. Get out.
GET. OUT.
>>25732813
One day she'll just snap, and milk you until you have nothing left to give.
>>25732994
I'll just take the milking machine and hide it so well she'll never be able to find it.
>>25731758
Your heads look great now. There's a handful of small proportion problems with her body, but at this point you can do good regularly.
>>25733668
>>25732263
Thanks.
>>25734062Now do more lewds
Shh. She's sleeping.
Bump.
>>25732994She rolls her hips as she thrusts down on you, hooves planted firmly on either side of your chest. Don't try to get up, she'll just push you back down with her magic, and start thrusting even harder. The sucking of her marehood isn't enough for her, and she magically jacks you off inside her just to get out every last drop.
Gawd this thread is vapid.
>>25736175
It feels like a lightning bolt. Hit the tip of my dick
>>25736175
I love her
>>25736320
Occasionally a good writefag comes through, but they probably get chased out by the hurricane of stupid that follows.
I want to give her neck rubs.
>>25736175
>sucking of her marehood
You suck at anatomy.
She's been a good pony. Can she have her pony treats, now?
>>25742501
What's Twilight's favorite type of donut?
>>25742412
what a silly hoers
>>25742655
I was going to make a joke about cum glazing, but cum on food is actually gross.
Will you get into bed already?
>>25743562
I am in bed already.
>>25743562
Well, the thread is dying again. Will it make it through the night?
>>25745339
yes
>>25745339
Will you snuggle your little twily under the covers for christmas?
Does anyone know where I can get a small hat for my plush?I want a QT holiday horse
>>25745537
>Will you snuggle your little twily under the covers for christmas?
Absolutely. And not just that! She'll also get a new dutch oven from me for Christmas. I'm sure she'll love it.
>>25745361
>using the traffic cone player
>>25745625
A new dutch oven under the covers?kek
>>25745537
Build a bear has em just the right size
>>25745672
Just for snapshots, mpc-hc make them look like shit and using ffmpeg is inconvenient for a single image
>>25745726
mpc snapshots look better
>>25745726
Mpc pretty much takes the RGB-converted version of what it sends to the output stream before resizing, so unless you use jpeg compression or something, I don't see why the snapshot would look like shit, but not the picture on the screen.
>>25745537
Yes. I'll keep her warm under the covers.And she'll keep her cock warm in my ass.
>>25745796
>>25745786
The colors look off and i don't feel like tweaking in the color control, what do you suggest:
>>25745361
Is she about to sneeze?
>>25746060
Yeah, that looks messed up. I don't know what's going on. I've tried several things, but it always seems to save the raw, unprocessed frame no matter what filter is used and where, unless it's applied by the video decoder itself. And that would mess up what you see on the screen as well.
This is what I get, regardless of the player up to very marginal, pretty much invisible, differences.
>>25746425
Yes, she's alergic to twifags
Any good winter profile pictures you guys have?
>>25746606
>she loves you but she's allergic to human dander
Life is cruel.
>She sees the snow in your window
>she sees the pain in your brain
>>25745537
Try a pet store. Not sure if they have them, but if they do, they'll have to come in many sizes due to the varying sizes of different pets.
Canines?
Those... Those aren't fangs, right?
Are they, Anon?
I can't ever get Twilight's cutie mark right when I draw it.
>>25750247
>>25753504
That's an interesting image.
>>25753504
so her greatest fear is snakes?
I thought it wasREJECTION
>>25754209
Actually
>>25754209
Actually, her greatest fear ever is failure. DYEWTS?
>>25754285
Being rejected is failure too, and a big one at that
She's a lewd mare.
>>25754225
>bowed up like a cat
Adorable.
>>25754225
>>25754532
I wonder if she's afraid of cucumbers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55mN35T8fnw
link for reference
>>25754413
Don't you want to give her a taste?
>>25754380
I don't think so. Relationships aren't the kind of individual-controllable situation that you can carry out by following the book. Twilight could see them as that, but when you think about it, that would make the experience pretty emotionally and romantically detached for her. There should be some infatuation on her part. A rejection is not a failure per se unless you've been playing a calculated game with the other person,which, incidentally, fits one of my favorite fanon ideas, the one where Twilight is a cold and calculating psychopath (most of the time).
I drew a mare
No I can't do heads very well
>>25754592
>ruining a perfectly good spaghetti
fuck whoever drew that
>>25755386
>it is now on Twilight's body
>"ruining"
Just fucking eat it off her. Do you even love her?
>>25755403
No. I'm a Dashfag but Twilight is my second favorite.
Well, at least used to be before I joined this thread.
>>25755528
a good pony porn storage board
>>25755403
I don't know. I don't like the feeling of having tiny fibers of fur on my tongue and all over the inside of the mouth.
>>25755535
I'm saying you belong in a garbage can.
>>25755565
nice opinion
>>25755528
Rainbow Trash is best pony, you fag.
>>25755580
cute
>>25755535
How would you guys feel about a /nttt/ (Nightly Twilight Trash Thread), where it's just like the /ntt/ only it's on a red board.
oi this thread is still alive
>>25755758
yes
yes lets do that
>>25755758
Do it, but stay there and don't come back
>>25755758
It's a good idea.
I like the reiterated "t", and on a board that slow it only needs to be bumped every 16 hours
>>25755758
It could be an effective quarantine zone for the rutfag(s), but I'd avoid it like the ebola virus.
>>25755758
Might work.
That way, we can discuss Twilight's character here, while the rutfag, futafag, etc... can all post lewd shit in the trash thread.
>>>/trash/547316
OP could have done it better, but it's worth a try
>>25755938
I'm still going to talk about her alleged marecock here.
>>25754592
Anon spills his spaghetti again.
>>25755049
You are mentally ill. Seek help immediately.
>>25756379
I don't actually believe she's a psychopath. I just like to think she is.
Nightly Twilight dying dead.
>>25757613
Everyone's gone to the trash thread.
See how dead /ntt/ is without lewdfags?
>>25757613
Do pony noses automatically scrunch up upon death?
>>25755758
I'm still convinced that board is rigged.
>>25757797
huh?
>>25757819
Sort of like the /fur/ board. I might be over-reactingand I probably am, but something just feels off about the board.
>>25717701
my fetish...
>>25757854
/fur/ was created by moot, not Hiro, on April 1st, almost 10 years ago, and the bans lasted one month.
I would be really surprised if something happens.
>>25757678
Yes. Ponies make a death scrunch when they're about to die.
>>25758059
Kind of like when a spider scrunches its legs inward when they die?
this is cute
>>25755239
>>25761771
i'm gonna make a webum of that
>>25762023
>>25762405
Her legs are broken.
Hey guys, long time no see. Just wanted to let you know that I'm doing a collab with a friend for a christmas TwilightxSunsetpicture. I'll post it here for you guys.
>>25717656
>scientific horse noises
>>25762938
I'm looking forward to it.
>>25762708
Your family is broken.
>>25763176
Your mom is looking forward to it
>>25763479
My mother is dead.
>>25763483
Your mom is dead.
keep on posting this lovely horse
>>25758594
It would be adorable if ponies did that too: got on their backs, splayed their legs out, then scrunched them in.
>>25762405
Nice
>>25765342
Even in death they'd be adorable.
>>25765342
>scrunch legs and nose upon death
Cute.
>>25733043
anon, she IS the milking machine
>>25765754
You bet.
Just give this mare what she so desires. It's torturing her.
>>25768104
Lewds should go to the designated lewd thread at /trash/.
>>25768117
no, that's for porn (and it's mostly futa and anthro), go shill your shitty thread somewhere else
>>25768145
Gotta take the good with the bad. No one's making rules that cater to your specific fetishes.
>>25768104
Ice Cream?
>>25768157
likewise
>>25768117
What's lewd about that pic? Take your mind out of the gutter, anon
>>25768197
I agree. It's obvious that's its just a very hot summer day.
>>25768104
Even if she somehow doesn't have her magical telekinetic abilities, I bet she can use those human arms of hers to do whatever it takes to relieve herself of whatever is torturing her.
>>25768104
An air conditioner?
>>25768197
This. Her horn's just got a minor leakage of ectoplasm.
>>25767004
I'm not really into oral, and I wouldn't let her perform it on me willingly, so thad'd make her a really inefficient milking machine.
>>25732678
There are ways of tricking a pony's body into thinking it's spring or summer.
Hi. Im a transfer from another waifu thread. Half decent writefag.
Whats ntt like?
>>25768994
It makes /sun/ look neurotypical.
>>25768994
It's your typical 4chan cesspit with an additional bunch of rotten corpses floating in all the shit.