Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Star Swirl the Bearded seems to have left a number of spells in unfinished or rudimentary states. At least, the ones left to greater Equestria, for who could say what knowledge he took with him but the pony himself? Was he working towards any specific purposes, or just for the sake of general magic research? Twilight Sparkle might have wondered at various points in time, but so far in her travels, she's seemed not to have had an opportunity to learn more in depth. The thought of exploring a preeminent unicorn's life doesn't really come up when chaotic vines are strangling Equestria or when she's trying to keep her own timeline in check - priorities.
Perhaps Zecora still has some of that elixir for exploring the past in visions. Where does that zebra find some of her odds and ends, anyhow? Especially things that require alicorn magic?
>>25702760
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
ONE YEAR
>>25706247
STOP REMINDING ME JERKLIGHT SPARJERK
Filly just found out that you can MIX CHOCOLATE AND MILK
>>25706267
filly is kind of slow isn't she?
I'M YOUR SEXY HORSE GOD OF LOVE
COME DOWN FROM FAR UP ABOVE
>Father, am I to understand you've been given the fiefdom of Equestria, the pony planet?
REMINDER TO DRAW SOMETHING FOR THE PROMPT
>>25706267
The only chocolate milk she is going to get around here is by heating up a little bit of milk in the microwave, mixing in a packet of hot cocoa, then pouring more milk in.
>>25706278
I feel like that's the only song you know, Scoots
>>25706293
>heating milk anywhere but on a stove
You catch a group of ponies in the middle of an escape attempt.
WHERE IS THE STRAM
>>25706314
Filly can't even reach the knobs on the stove.
i maked this
pony should
>>25706362
That's probably for the best. Always remember to filly proof your home before they visit.
>>25706024
There was no loss. RD knows exactly what hibernation is, and knows that he'll be back in no time. To pretend that she was doing him any favors is a selfish lie, especially when hibernation is beneficial to him
test
>>25706403
YOU FAILED
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/pM8E4oY.gif&v=FTLffg_ELWQ&s=199
>>25706435
>Remark retconned causality
>>25706395
>waiting for the new thread just so you can bring it here
I don't know if that's more or less pathetic than your inability to understand a simple moral from a kids' show.
>>25706498
I was eating dinner
>>25706452
I microwave milk for about 3 minutes.
>pony
Transformation into a pretty marewith a pretty dressand pretty frilly pony panties
>>25706520
>"microwaving" Applejacks "milk" for 3 minutes.
Come on anon get some staying power geez.
Transformation intoYourself
>>25706355
What stram?
>>25706528
>Twilight furiously stroking her invisible futa cock
>>25706546
Yes
Make all he Anons into prettily-dressed mares
>>25706554
YOU KNOW "THE STRAM"
>>25706498
>>25706512
Also, It would've been better if she had written down the moral at the end, so we could hear the part where she justifies betraying her friends
>>25706241
cutie remark part 1 and 2 really sucks
>>25706602
pushing hay is really hard
Any good Wind Rider fics?
beb
>>25706658
Why does Sweetie Belle want to see the lewd parts?
>>25706739
>>25706749
Shortstack dorkstacks.
>>25706805
That pony's gonna get bred
ITT:Ponies
>>25706767
>>25706826
This is like quadruple ultra lewd
>>25706826
why don't marble's hooves just slip out of those ropes
>>25706826
Mare should be impregnated
Marble is so lucky, getting to be Mac's cocksleeve. So lucky.
lolisubDiamondTiara
Wind Rider wasn’t wrong when he said you have to play dirty. A lot of the best athletes ever bent the rules.
>>25706907submissivelolianyone
>>25706898
>>25706900
Mare has been successfully impregnated
>>25706945
GLORIOUS DAY
>>25706907
>>25706940
>lolisub
>not lolidom
You're loliing...lollying...you're little girling wrong
>>25707012
>lolidom
Quite possibly one of the most retarded fetishes.
>>25707012
LOLIDOM ON LOLISUBRECORDING IT ESPECIALLY FOR YOUBECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU
>you will never impregnate the filly
>>25705945
>>25705966
Still interested?
>>25707037
>not lolidom on shotasub
The best
>>25707020
>Sweetie Belle dresses up in leather
>makes you get on your knees and beg for her favor
>she takes off the leather and puts on a sun-hat
>makes you take her and the other CMC out to an amusement park
>forces you to buy them milkshakes
>makes you plead for her sweet mercy as she makes you push her on the swing
>at the end of the night it's just the two of you
>she tells you to get on your knees again
>kisses you on the cheek
>slams the door in your face
Please don't impregnate the ponies or the fillies, or the colts
>>25707059
Very very.
>>25707059
yes
MPREG-NATETHE PONIES
>>25707059
In a little bit sure.
>>25707059
DOO EET
Someone please draw Anon tied to Princess EA's belly.
Princess EA should have two dicks and massive leaking mareteats, and her cutiemark must be a black bar followed by a tilde.
I would also like for the text to say "You're more useful now as my foal factory than you were as a human, anon"
>>25707073
>>25707076
>>25707080
>>25707087
http://strawpoll.me/6216643
Also, would you prefer a morning or evening stream?I can do one tonight, too, if that's what you thought this was about, I'll just need a bit of time.
>>25707090
Mare Anon*.
>>25707099
I would like one tonight!
>>25707099
do eet tonitght
>>25706937
I'm pretty sure all the Wonderbolts wanted to get rid of Dash, and Wind Ryder was just the fallguy in case somepony found out
What if a MLP/GI Joe crossover?
>>25707112
That's pretty stupid.
What if a Devilman/MLP crossover?
>>25707066
I tried drawing this, but I can't draw fillies. It's probably for the best.
What if MLP/MLP crossover?
>>25707122
Rainbow Dash attacked the Cloudsdale weather team, of course they'd have it in for her
Why are people voting for series order?
Mmmm, look at this yummy pizza I have! Uh oh, my window is open. I sure do hope a cute little pegasus doesn't fly in to steal it!
>>25707147
*breathing heavily through mouth*
>>25707147
>>25707147
DID YOU SAY PEETZER ANON
Pinkie Pie gave you a cupcake.
The only problem is, you're diabetic.
>>25707147
>Anon successfully lures in a cute pegasus and puts a collar on her
>>25707167
now that IS a cute pegasus
>>25707147
>>25707181
I'm not diabetic.
Cute ponies.
>>25707189
Shame she got her name stolen. Must have been traumatizing.
>>25707171
It's a sting op. They're trying to catch the notorious mastermind behind the Cloudsdale attacks
>>25707197
Just pretend.
>>25707204
why would anyone want to be diabetic
>>25707171
I forget, wasn't Cadance originally a pegasus?
>>25707144
They might not know how much better it got after Season 1.
>>25707201
Why did someone draw Rarity being a Klingon?
>>25707181
Not a problem, I manage my carb intake and am allowed snacks. I eat half the cupcake and save the other half for later.
>>25707208
It's just a scenario.
>>25707203
Aw shoot.
>>25707211
Yes...
I think...
I should read that book.
>>25707211
Yes
>>25707218
because it is GLORIOUS you filthy petaQ
Filly can't wait for the new Star Wars movie.
>>25707211
No she was originally a unicorn
>>25707208
Shut up, Mickey. Sorry, but just...Hush.
Colt can't wait for the new Star Trek in 2017
>>25707247
Filly is a pleb! PLEB!
>>25707268
Wh-why?My mum bought midnight tickets for us and I hardly knew the movie existed.
Cadance won't stop eating all my peetzer. I'm about to cry.
>>25707268I've been want to see itI've been watching all the other movies in preparation because I hadn't seen them before
>>25707247
Filly can't wait to torrent the new Star Wars movie.
Best human.
>>25707296
>Hadn't seen them before
Fuck off Peach Firri
>>25707305
Honestly, I would gladly date/fuck/marry any of the EQGs. Probably the first one who asks.
>>25707310
I hope you don't kiss your filly with that mouth.
>>25707305
She's a nasty slut who sucks shitty buttholes and licks diapers.
>>25707322
I like to rile up my fillies by swearing right in front of themthen kissing them with the same mouth.
>>25707306
Can I sleep with Shining alone? Cadance will just get in the way
>>25707335
And all the vandalism too
>>25707350
I thought the top bit of Anon's question mark was the bulge made by Shining's horn going through Anon's head at first.
>>25707322
Apologize to Peach Filly for me please, and tell her she has nice hair
>>25707350
No you cannot.
>>25707103
>>25707104
https://derpy.me/MLPG3K
>>25707409
AWWW YEAAAA
>>25707342
You're sick.
>>25707415
You know what else?I kiss them on their "other" lips.
>>25707409
What?
>>25707438People wanted an MST3K episode stream tonight.
>>25707435
WHAT THE FUCK
>>25707447
>What is MST3K?
>>25707453Mystery Science Theater 3000. Comedy series where they make jokes over bad movies.
Don't kiss the fillies. They're really bad kissers.
>>25707453
>>25707435
FINISH THE GAME
Where do each of the ponies rank on the Mohs Hardness Scale?
>>25707315
Get yourself a nice, Crystal Prep girl and you're golden.
>>25707474
.15
>>25707453
Rifftrax: the show
>>25707465
I will teach them.
Fess up which one of you was this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYcJw7q-508
>>25707493
We had a thing at another Bronycon where M.A. Larson was on Skype and people asked him questions. One of them was "Is Discord gay?" Thankfully it didn't get worse than that.
>>25707448
I downloaded crocotile3d, started doing the entrance to sugarcube corner (I need to get better at pixeling environments, so this both practice and research). After I got the first couple of steps done I decided to try superimposing one of my sprites on the scene and see how it'd look.
>I heard you like ponies
>>25707409
WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN
>>25707607
You heard correctly
>>25707493
I'd ask /mlp/
What if Larry Laffer in Equestria?
>>25707626
I wonder if he needs the CMC to tell him how he's interpreting his cutie mark all wrong
why is this pony such a lovable pony
>>25707692
go away nobby
>>25707663
We don't actually know what he does
he could be a farrier that is just terrible with grass seeds
>>25707692
Poofy mane and tail.
>>25707483
BUT WHICH ONE?!
>>25707692
she smells like sunshine and fun, and her laughter sounds like distilled joy and rainbows
>>25707692
Horse drugs
>>25707306
>>25707435
Has a Paper Mario feel.
>>25707781
If you don't talk to your filly about magic flowey dust...who will?
>>25707794Why can't they be real?
>>25707728
why is she even more lovable (and sexier) with a straight mane and tail
>>25707730
If only we had some sort of official Crystal Prep girl power rankings.
>>25707832
GOD TIER
SUGARCOAT
HIGH TIER
SWEET SOUR
MID TIER
LEMON ZEST AND THE GREEN HAIRED CRACKWHORE
LITERALLY WHO TIER
THE OTHER ONE
>>25707717
Stronkfilly cutest filly.
Pony found the anti-life equation.
What ifDisneyrebooted FiM?
>>25707887
>two month hiatus between every episode
>>25707887
Would they put AKR on it?
>>25707888
Someone should help that horse
>>25707832
Best girl tier:
Sour Sweet
The ugly ones tier:
The rest
>>25707887
It would either look like Wander or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05ViXbWpHoY
>>25707888
Is pony drunk again?
>>25707707
Yeah his cute mark always reminds me of Lucky Charms. Troubleshoes already has a luck based horseshoe cutie mark too, so I dunno if they'd have two horses like that
>>25707900So and So
>>25707909
Would you drag a wasted Celestia to her bed and tuck her in?
>>25707914
We had a luck based horse before trouble shoes
Lucky Clover has been around forever
>>25707784responded
1.Indigo Zap
2.Lemon Zest
3.Sour Sweet
4.Sunny Flare
5.Sugarcoat
6.Literally who
>>25707900
would you rather fuck her sour side or her sweet side?or her sweet side as she acts like a submissive virgin and then flips on you to be the raunchiest pervert you've ever seen
>>25707927
Only if she doesn't try to rape me when I get her to bed
>>25707927
Yes.
But first I'd slip a "I <3 ANAL" t-shirt onto her.
>>25707927
Doesn't she have servants for that?
>>25707931
IT'S THE 4CHAN PONY
>>25707943
>or her sweet side as she acts like a submissive virgin and then flips on you to be the raunchiest pervert you've ever seen
This
>>25707943
I fuck both till they go stupid.
>>25707927
how? she's like 800 lbs at least
>>25707915
>>25707978
Nigga please, she's probably in the 200lbs range.
>>25707961
>>25707978
nuh uh
she's light as a feather
>>25707978
800lbs OF PUSSY AND ASS
>>25707993
MY BONER FOR HER WILL POWER MY LIFTING
>>25707998
I miss when Celestia would randomly pop by
>>25707961
>"The new cost to post in one smooch per post."
>"Ya ready?"
>>25708010
Stop setting up a toll to fuel your slut tendencies.
>>25708001
Damn nigga, that's a lot of pussy and ass.
>>25708028
She's a package deal. Take her, take the whole royal family.
>>25708032
>putazo
sudaca pls go
>>25708019
Celestia forcing a loving relationship is kind of my fetishbecause I'd be stuck in panel two forever otherwise
>>25708010
You are the last pony I want to kiss.Where's your sister?
>>25708049
She gets whatever she desires...
>>25708055
she got herself shrunk extra small so she wouldn't break everything when hiatus really started to kick in
>>25708040
oh
oh my
i dont know if i can handle that many princesses
>>25708069
You don't have a choice.
>Y͢O͝U ̷P͟ROM͞ISȨD ͝M͠E W̨E W̕E̷ŔE ҉GO̸IN̵G ̛T͞O̕ D̨I͟S̨ŅE̡Y WORL͟D!͟
>>25708069
I'll throw some bread crumbs at them
>>25708083
w-we are! we still are!
I believe Pank is actually the sluttiest
>>25708007
>yfw celestia will never appear in the show again
>>25708083
Your report card says otherwise. I told you grades were important.
>>25708083
I'm really into this girl. Humanized stuff is good, too.
>>25708078
but anon what would i even do
>>25708123
Set up a schedule.
>>25708113
She is, forparties
brb having too much fun in another board
>>25708162
is it /trash/?
I bet it's /trash/
>>25708162
Stop having fun.
>>25708166
you wish, pal
>>25708162
No! All the fun is supposed to be in here!
>>25708169
No.
>smugtwilight.png
>>25708121
She's really cute. I wonder if they're going to use those characters for anything else besides being background ponies.
You might want to fuck a pony
but pony might not want to fuck a human
>>25708192
Will the CMC do more soon?
Is it canon that Starlight is one of the most powerful unicorns in the series?
>>25708193
>stallion
>>25708201
Who says she has a choice in the matter?
>>25708210
Yes. She's surpasses Twilight in skills and actually knows how to fight.
Sunset wouldn't last a minute against her.
>>25708210
Well, yeah
>>25708213
>Twilight needs to return the combined alicorn powers to Celestia, Luna, and Cadance
>>25708213
i'm gonna play with that ham
>>25708078
Now anon, why one earth would FOUR princesses be after one of us?
How silly.
Stallion has put his essence into you to turn you into his clone.
>>25708192
what would hugging strongfilly be like
would she crush your ribs
>>25708234
It's the idea that there's only one human. I mean, what would all the other ponies think if they just let another princess have such a rare prize? They have a reputation and ego to uphold.
>>25708240
I'll move to Manehattan where I can blend into the city and live the life I've always wanted.
>>25708240
channel is essence into my dick so we can be cockbrothers
and I get a horsecock
>>25708245
And what worth would a human have in the first place? There's already plenty of other species on their world, species which would be better than a singular human.
instructions for building a pony trap
best bait for catching ponies
Filly learned how to unf from you.
>>25708268
I learned how to unf from her sister.
~the circle of life~
>>25708231
Anon that ham is for ALL of us.
Don't get greedy.
