Nightly Scilight Thread #74
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"But First, Let Me Take a Selfie" Edition
Last thread: >>25642849
Archive of /nst/ greentext stories:
http://pastebin.com/6DRjCgDQ
Wiki:
http://nst.wikia.com
Tips for potential writefags:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
All Human Twilight Sparkle content, such as greentext stories, art and discussion go here.
The original (and recommended but not required) prompt:
>"Uhhh, mmm... Anon? W-what are you doing after school?"
Writefagging, drawfagging, discussion, and other SciTwi-related content are highly encouraged during "down time" (or when the thread begins to slow down due to lack of content). New green, drawings, etc. are highly encouraged during these times.finally a pic with ponk
>>25692383
Also good news! I will be restarting Princess Scilight next week! I will be finally out of class, so I'll be getting out of this hiatus. So uhh, Princess Scilight and maybe some Sperg next week.
Second for twitwiwhere are you dot
>>25692393
I love how you chose the most cancerous part of social media to represent the thread.
goodonya OP
Fourth for bullylight
Dot pls come back
early letter for JEFF WRITE MORE SPACE LESBIANS YOU TRAPLOVING SHIT
>>25692449
Y-You too, bae
>>25692459
Still enjoy half of your stories though
>>25692393
Im excite
>>25692383
Oy NST.
Any self-cest green done yet?
lewd and not lewd.
>>25692607
Th-Thanks
>>25692634
Jeff once did a selfcest story involving Stalker Twilight and Sperg Twilight, but he never finished it.
>you will never cure sperg twi of her aspergers
why live
>>25692683
She would be a completly different person
I love her just the way she is
>>25692830
Nooooo this pic does things to myheart
>>25692920
>jeffmango.jpg
>>25692634
I wish there was more
>>25692452
People were actually reading that?
Huh. Okay.
More soon, I guess.
>>25693127
>inb4 he was the only guy reading it
>>25693072
>mfw I go that pic uncensored.
Where Born2die posts his stuff now?
>>25693182
A lot of his shit is loli, so you could go to pbooru or gelbooru. Loli isn't allowed on Derpibooru
>>25693127
Dont forget about your other stories
>>25693127
>>25693237
Is the new stalker ending over?
>>25694037
there will never be a villan as cool as midnight sparkle
She is sexy, smart, can control magic and science
Why aren't you serving Twilight yet?
She could probably give you powers like sunset did in EqG1
For shits and giggles I want to make a /nst/ themed cards against humanity deck
Anyone have any ideas?
Some examples that I will put in are
Dykeshit
Umm ______ what are you doing after school?
The story _______ is literally reddit the story, its only about ________ and ________
>>25694815
_______ is the only good green.
I want EQGWF to ________ with me.
Straightshit
Holding hands
Nightly _______ Thread
Can you stop posting? I am about to ________
>>25694815
Gotta have buzzwords like M.U.P.P.E.T. Shimmergrants, and Boipussy. Also the names of Writefags like Chronos, EQG, ect.
>>25694815
All the names of characters (namely Twilight, Sunset, Trixie, Moondancer and Starlight)
Buzzwords like dykeshit, autism, boipussy
Writefags like EQG, >>25693127 this nigga over here, OP, >>25694894 this nigga over there, etc
>>25693237
>>25693383
The Stalker ending is nowhere near done, I just got distracted with Trapshit happenings.
I really need to learn to focus on one thing at a time, but new, retarded ideas just keep popping into my head, and I have very limited self control.
>>25695080
Take your time. Don't pressure yourself. Just write what you feel like writing.
>>25695080
I know what you mean. I get an idea for a great ending and build my story off of that, but everything gets fucked along the way and I lose focus until just putting it down all together.
>>25694894
>>25695077
can you give me some more examples of buzzwords I seem to have hit a block
>>25695448
Spergs
lesbians
muh emerald savior
straightshit
I BELIEVE IN YOU EQG
PAPER
First for Twi Twi/ I need (insert any Dot story)
Twi seemed to be lonely as fuck at Crystal Prep. Too bad she couldn't have Moondancer be a fellow student to hang out and shoot the shit with. She coulda used a friend.
here is the deck so far
http://cahcreator.com/5mG1LPDEDb
if anyone has any other ideas just say so
>>25695771
Personally, I'd rather it be a mix of actual Cards Against cards and /nst/ cards. Especially the white cards.
>>25695771
misspelled Shimmigrants there m8
>>25695813
I agree, it's usually funnier to mix custom cards with the vanilla set.
>>25695826
THE BIGGEST, BLACKEST DICK
>>25695813
You can play this with the original deck
You just need to check the base deck when setting up a game
>>25695826
Probably my fault, I misspelled it too.
>>25695771
I'm only here for ____________.
Twilight Land.
Build the ______.
Make _______ great again.
______ is the purest waifu.
GSS Illusion.
I want to cum inside ________.
The Rainboom.
Union for Special Starlight Rights
Interdimensional Society of Illegal ________.
The ______ Society of Twilights.
A major coincidence happened today:
What thread did we get to today?
74
What happened 74 years ago Today?
Pearl Harbor got attacked
Sp00ky
>>25696372
Where did nst start
on 4chan
What was 4chan created for
Chinese cartoons
Where did chinese cartoons come from
Japan
Who attacked pearl harbor
Japan
>>25692383
>only here for r9k light
there will be an update any day now
>>25696436
Can we go deeper?!
>>25696441
Good fucking luck, nigga. He ain't coming back. You're just wasting your time.
>>25696452
Calling it right now, r9Klight will return 2 days after Half Life 3 is released
>>25695983
here is the newest deck http://cahcreator.com/#creator-U01UFj5dh4
>>25692383
WHERE IS EQG?!?!
>>25696441
>>25696452
>>25696479
What happened where did R9k go? Have'nt been here for awhile came back to see how this place was holding up
>>25696581
>>25696596
EqG still plans on coming back and finishing r9klight
I asked EqG a few days ago
>>25696619
dont lie to me anon
>>25696640
I am not lying
>>25696654
well if you put it that way i guess you could be right
>>25696666
sure ,satan.
>>25696666
super Satan confirms
r9klight maybe will return
>>25696546
can't wait to try this out when school's over
>>25696878
Lesbians are great
>>25695771
>tfw I was the emerald savior guy
It's a great feel
>you will never serve under twilight
>>25697011
Too bad you can't date and/or fuck them
>>25697773
Those hips
U-unf
I want to travel the universe with my captain
>>25698732
This makes me happy.
>>25697704
That's what bi girls are for, m8
>tfw no qt bisexual scitwi gf
Ponka Holmes and Dr. Twilightson green when?
>>25698945
There was a actual episode like that
It was the one with the cake that someone ate on the train
>>25699005
I am aware, but I'd like to see it habben in the context of anEquestria Grills Green.
>"Oh god! Anon! Can you knock the door before opening it?"
>"W-what are you looking at!"
>"S-stop staring!"
>>25700376
>REAL Moondancer hours are in the morning
makes sense desu
moonie probably goes up early to study
Bullylight please come back
>>25700663
Its 3 am anon!
>>25700850I live in the eurolands tho
>>25700779
This
>>25700376
And all throughout the multiverse, the rumors say, Anons dick grew THREE SIZES that day!
>>25700376
>Real Moondancer Hours
MASH DAT MF LIKE BUTTON
poverty bump
>>25700376Smash dat muthafuckingMoon
I'VE BEEN AWAKE FOR THIRTY HOURS WORKING ON PHYSICS
I THINK I'M STARTING TO HALLUCINATE
LET'S RIDE THIS TRAIN INTO MEME HELL
>You are Twilight Sparkle
>And, right now, some random, incredibly well-dressed goons are bullying your best friend Trixie!
>The first bully, clad in a sailor's uniform with muscles bulging from beneath cutoff sleeves, pulls the book out of Trixie's hands, holding it up over her head
>"Ha! What're you gonna do now, you stupid autist?"
>Trixie scrambles to grab her book
>"H-hey! I honestly do not understand the meaning of this, good sirs! This is quite an unfavorable situation for the Great and Powerful Trixie to be in!"
>The second bully, wearing a full admiral uniform with TUFF GUY written across the chest pushes Trixie from behind ,sending her sprawling into the dirt
>"Hahaha! Eat dirt, retard!"
>"Retard? Why, I never! How dare you speak to Trixie in such a manner!"
>She stands up, but they shove her down again, kicking dirt all over her hoodie
>"S-stop at once! That's Trixie's favorite garment! No! If only someone were here to help!"
>The sound of Trixie's cries reach across the school yard to where you sit, reading a book beneath the shade of your favorite cherry-blossom tree
>You spring up, holding a hand to your ear as you scan the area
>Trixie screams again, and you take off running, just in time to find the goons tossing handfuls of dirt into her hair
"OMAE!"
>The goons turn, sneering at you
>"Who the hell are you, punk?"
>"Yeah, you want in next? We've got plenty of room, if you want to join in!"
>You close your eyes, chuckling to yourself
"You know... I think I will."
>You step forward, holding your arms out to either side
>Unbeknownst to the goons, a crackle of yellow energy begins to build along the surface of your skin, threading itself through the fibers of you uniform
>>25704763
aww yiss
>>25704763
>Cackling, the first goon charges, trying to grab you to throw you to the ground
>The minute his hands touch your school uniform (which you always wear, because you're a student, of course), he begins to howl in pain, smoke pouring from his skin
>He friend blanches, taking a step back
>"N-nani!?"
>Grinning, you flick the goon grabbing you away, the crackling hamon at your fingertips turning the tip of your finger into a cannonshot, blasting him back against the wall
>The other bully is slowly backing away now
>"H-how the hell did you do that, you fucking bitch?"
>You don't even bother answering his question, kneeling down next to Trixie and helping her to her feet
>"Th-thank you, my friend. The behavior of these individuals is simply gastly! Trixie cannot believe they'd stoop to such barbaric behavior!"
>"Sh-shut the hell up, you piece of shit sperg!"
>The goon begins to advance again, grabbing a large chunk of rock from the ground
>"You think you can threaten me!? I'll cave your fucking skull in! AeeeeeeiiiiiiI!"
>He launches himself toward you, but you simply hold your finger out in the path of the rock
>The minute the stone touches you, it freezes, and the goon freezes with it
>"H-how... how..."
>With a wave of your hand, you send him crashing into the wall next to his buddy, both of them dazed
>Trixie applauds
>"Bravo! Incredible show, old chum! I've never seen anything like it! How *did* you do that, Twilight?"
>Trixie dusts herself off, picking her book on Quantum Electrodynamic Theory back off the ground and wiping grime from its cover
"I dunno, I've always just been able to do that whenever I get RIGHTEOUSLY PISSED OFF!"
>You just your hips out to the side, holding a hand in front of your face is random Japanese characters appear in the air around you
>"Splendid! Well, you certainly saved Trixie's sorry ass. She can only wonder why those two had it in for her."
"They just can't handle some people being different, I guess."
>>25704763
>implying you weren't in meme hell in the first place
>>25704867
>"Well, Trixie's high-functioning autism *does* prevent her from socializing properly. She feels it must be her curse in life, sometimes..."
>Trixie shakes her head, looking
"What? Nah, you've still got plenty of good friends! Like me and Maud!"
>"That's quite true, Twilight. And I hope you know I'm grateful."
>Trixie wraps you in a hug, smearing a little dirt on your uniform
"Oh! I'm so sorry!"
>She tries to wipe it off, but you stop her
"Don't worry about it. Its time I did my dry cleaning anyway
>Trixie gasps, her eyes turning to stars
>"Does this imply that you'll... be getting an even better uniform?"
"It does, Trixie! Soon, I will accomplish my goal of becoming「t h e m o s t p o p u l a r g i r l i n s c h o o l」!"
>"Wow! That's simply splendid!"
>Trixie applauds again, her star eyes growing wider and brighter as she follows you back into school
>Meanwhile, the naval-dressed goons slink away into the shadows of the schoolyard, nursing various injuries
>A shadowy figure lurks in the darkness, drumming her fingers angrily against the bark of an ominous cherry-blossom tree
>"What are the two of you doing back already? Didn't I tell you to get 「t h e b o o k」from that retarded girl?"
>"We tried, Ms. Shimmer! But that purple girl, she... she kicked our asses!"
>The shadowy figure frowns, stroking her chin
>"Is that so? Well, it seems we may need to put our plan into motion sooner than I thought. Find Moondancer, and tell her she is to deploy at once! I want that purple girl GONE!"
>>25704970
PROCEED
>>25704970
>"Yes ma'am! Right away ma'am!"
>The two goon scurry back into the main building, leaving the shadowy figure by herself
>She takes a deep breath as the blossoms scatter down around, "ominous" kanji floating underneath her chin
>"All according to plan..."
>Back inside the school, you and Trixie seek out Maud to relay the information to her
>And she's absolutely furious
>"I'm absolutely furious."
>The kanji for "absolutely furious" float past her chest
>"I can't believe that would attack you like that, Trixie. Those bastards."
>She thumps her fist on the table in anger, caving it in half
>"Oops."
>"It is rather barbaric, isn't it? Trixie did absolutely nothing to them, and yet they attacked! It's discrimination, pure and simple."
"Well, they won't be getting away with it again. Next time anyone so much as looks at you funny, Trixie, I'll destroy them."
>Trixie nods, blushing
>"Trixie hopes you understand how much this means to her, Twilight..."
>Fiddling with her hair, Trixie takes another bite of her sandwich
>"I say we go on the offensive."
>Maud, as always, is letting her anger run away with her
>She's practically out of control!
>"I think we should really teach those bullies a lesson. Otherwise how will they learn?"
>She smacks her fists gently against each other
>A small sonic boom echoes through the cafeteria, ruffling your hair
>"Well, Trixie is afraid she must disagree with Maud. Trixie wants no more violence. She wishes only to return to her studies."
>Trixie lifts her lunch tray, revealing a book on thermodynamics underneath it
>She cracks it open and begins to read
>>25704970
>mfw I am a jojofag
>mfw my battery is at 4%
>mfw I still have 3 hours until I get off work
>>25705145
It'll still be here, friend. Do not dispair.
>>25705120
>"Twilight Sparkle!"
>The cafeteria doors are kicked inwards...
>Then swings back, hard, right into the face of the girl who kicked them
>Moondancer is knocked on her ass, squeaking in pain
>She jumps back to her feet, rubbing a knot on her head, and gently pushes the doors open
>"Twilight Sparkle!"
>Kana spring into the air around her, and she strikes a pose
>...but still manages to keep a hand on her bumped noggin
"Moondancer? What the hell are you doing here? I thought--"
>"You thought I transferred out, didn't you? Well, you were wrong! You abandoned me to make friends with a violent psychopath and an autistic kid!"
>"Hey. I'm not violent."
>"Trixie may be autistic, but she is eighteen years old! Trixie is an autistic adult!"
>"Shut up! I'm here for my revenge! Twilight, you'll pay for abandoning me when we were children!"
"Hmph. Oh yeah? What are you going to do, cry--"
>Suddenly, the light in the room shifts, and you feel yourself picked up and tossed into the wall
>The stone crumbles underneath your weight, and starts swim in your vision as you pick yourself back up
>How did she...
>Before you can react, you're lifted high into the air and slammed into the ground
>"Ha! You'll have to move a little faster than that if you want to beat me!"
"Oh?"
>You take a deep breath, letting your mind go blank as the energy of hamon courses through your veins
>Coiling the energy in your leg like springs, you launch yourself at Moondancer, ready to punch the top-knot right out of her hair
>And then, suddenly, you're not moving
>Someone -- someTHING -- has caught you in midair!
Going to post the musical references, just in case by some chance you don't get them
>>25705221
>"You like it? Pretty impressive, huh? Beats the hell out of your little light show!"
>Now that you look closer, the light in the room has formed a sort of shimmering figure, which holds you fast with four disproportionately long arms
>"This is my stand, 「MOON CHILD」! It's a being of pure hard light, capable of incredible speed and power! Nothing can outpace it, not even you!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7F4izvq0YU
>Her stand hurls you into the ceiling, where you smash against the lights before dropping back down like a rock
>"Twilight, no."
>Maud jumps in front of you, deflecting the stand's next blow with a powerful arm block
>The resulting shockwaves knocks a light from the ceiling, and it shatters to pieces on the ground
>She retaliates with a flurry of impossibly fast blows, her face perfectly stoic as her fists pummel the stand like a maelstrom of haymakers
>The creature, however, isn't hurt in the slightest
>It grab Maud and slams her into the ground, leaving a sizable crater
>"Ouch."
>Trixie throws a book at it, but the stand takes not notice as it advances toward you
>In a desperate attempt to weaken the stand, you grab a handful of rubble from the ground, charging them with hamon and then firing them off like bullets into the gym lights
>The room goes dark as each one of them is blasted apart
>Moondancer pauses for a minute... then laughs even harder
>"You... you think that's enough? Ha! There's plenty of light for my 「MOON CHILD」outside!"
>The stand punches a hole in the wall, letting in a stream of sunlight
>It begins to glow brighter than before, streaking towards you
>"This is the end, Twilight Sparkle! I'll see you in friendship hell!"
>>25705378
"Heh... well, you might have to wait a bit... because this was all part of my plan!"
>"N-nani!?!?!?"
>You dive towards an overturned table, grabbing up a lunch tray and sending a hearty dose of hamon through it
>The stand continues to charge toward you, unafraid
>"You think you can protect yourself with a tray? A tray!? You're insane! Now DIE!"
>The stand throws all four of its fists at you, ready to smash you into oblivion
>You hold the tay up in front of your face...
>And suddenly, the stand isn't there
>A million shards of light go flying past you, scattering against the wall, flying erratically as they try to reform the stand
>"Y-you... h-h-how?"
>You hold up the tray, showing Moondancer the fine pattern of thin lines your hamon cut into it
"Diffraction grating! When a beam of light hits a gradient of narrow slights, it's diffracted into a series of smaller beams! Just like your stand!"
>"No! Th-this can't be happening!"
>Moondancer starts to back up, trying to summon the broken pieces of her stand to her
>"G-g-get away from me!"
"What was that you were saying about friendship hell?"
>"I... it was all just a joke! Ha ha! We're still friends, of course we are! Oh God no please--!"
>You charge at Moondancer, slamming your palm into her and filling her body with hamon
>She's blasted through the hole she made in the wall, landing in a dazed heap in the grass, her eyes crossed
>"I g-g-guess this is friendship hell... it's n-not so bad..."
>And then she faints
>You go check on Maud who, apart from a few minor injuries, is fine
>Trixie is hiding in the kitchen, cowering
>"Well! Trixie supposes that didn't go as badly as it could have!
>>25705492
"Yeah, we're lucky we're alive. But... why did Moondancer attack us? I haven't seen her in years. I think... I think it's related to those goons who attacked you earlier!"
>Trixie gasps, and Maud raises an eyebrow, as "surprised" kana pop into space around both girls
>"Twilight that's crazy. You're just jumping to conclusions, as usual."
>She taps her fingers together, and the floor rumbles slightly
>"But we should still probably beat them up. Just to be safe."
>"Trixie doesn't support and course of violence! But she does believe an investigation wouldn't be unwarranted."
"I guess it's settled then. We'll start with this one here."
>You grab Moondancer's unconscious form and sling her over your shoulders, carrying her towards your lab
"Let's get to work."
>The three of you freeze-frame as you walk towards you lab, all sorts of Japanese syllables filling the screen
PAUSING HERE UNTIL I DIE X-DDDD
>>25705877
Nice dubs
>>25705492
>because this was all part of my plan!"
pic related
Where is jeff with his trapshit and or dykeshit
>>25705569
I think this is the best picture of twilight for this story
>>25705569
i am in tears
laughing
Discussion time
What is your dream date with Twilight?
What would you do?
>>25708027
This isn't your thread, gay priest!
Also some real sci-twi.
>>25708088
Moondancer is crushin' hard on Spike. She's got the "awww he's so cute" look down to the tee.
Good luck to anyone who has finals because I am about to pass out from studying
>>25708563
I had them last Friday, I assume you run on semesters?
>>25708563
You too
>>25708908I need
I think I have a problem
I am completly in love with SciTwi
My heart beats faster when I think of her or see a picture of her
She is just so cute and nice
She is too cute
Fuck it niggas, tomorrow (or technically later), you should expect some good amount of green.
thread's getting desolated.
>"A-ANON!"
>"N-N-NOT SO ROUGH!"
Sorry for the small bump lapse. Im on my limit
>>25711347
TEASE ME MOONIE
>>25711269
Yes
>>25710339
Yes
BBSA hasnt been posted in a while where is he?
>>25712576
I am wondering this too
Reposting everything before the new shit comes in.
>Fuck this.
>You tried so hard, so damn hard.
>Litteral hours spent on studying.
>You even stopped going out as much as you did before just to get better grades.
>But whatever the reason may be, you're still barely passing with Cs and Ds.
>And to think that you made your parents pay quite the amount to make you go here, all of that money basically thrown in the trash with the grades you have.
>Why do you have to be such a dissapointment?
>Out of anger, you grip the paper so damn hard you almost ripped the portion you had in hand.
>But instead, you relieve your frustration by slamming your head on the desk.
>You let out a shaky sigh, holding back the tears.
>Last thing you want to be is to be called a pussy at this point.
>Then after a while, a voice calls out your name.
>"U-Um, Anon?"
>Fuck, it's Twilight.
>Now really wasn't the time, but then again you can't tell her to fuck off. She doesn't deserve it.
>"Are you okay?"
>That was probably the dumbest question to ask, of course you're not feeling well.
"Not really, no." you reply bluntly.
>"W-what's wrong?"
>Should you show it to her?
>You could take the risk of being laughed at, but she isn't like that.
>Right?
>You hand her the report card, not bothering to look up at her reaction.
>Because it'll probably be a burst of laughter.
>>25713674
>Twilight takes it and briefly checks your grades
>Silence filled the conversation between the two of you, so you decide to look up.
>And she wasn't laughing, just seemed a bit sad for you.
>"Oh...well, you'll get it next time, right?"
>At least she's trying to get your confidence back up.
"I probably would say yes if it wasn't the second time I got grades like these."
>Your response is once again, delievered in a cold tone.
>At this point it probably would be better if she left, it's making you mad.
>You know you fucked up, you don't need encouragement.
>Especially from a straight A student who always has it easy.
>"Have you tried asking for help...?"
>As much as you wanted to say yes to that, you never did.
>You always believed that you could do it by yourself, a lone wolf or whatever it is.
>Probably a little too much emphasis on being independent.
>You reply with nothing but silence, shiting in your chair.
>"Maybe you should! Outside help never hurts, right?"
>Is she trying to say...
>Once again, you don't reply with anything but a shrug.
>After a moment a silence, you think that she went away, but she opens her mouth again.
>"S-Say...are you busy after school?"
>Thanks for making it easier, Twilight.
"No, why?"
>You decide to play dumb, you may not want to talk to her, but not destroy her dreams.
>"H-How about I help you? If you want, of course!"
>>25712576
Where is the champ?
>>25713948
Who's champ?
>>25714042
BBSA!
https://youtu.be/F9WMZyGVY4w
>>25713786
>As much as you want to do it yourself, you do consider that it's not bad to get a helping hand.
>Besides, your grades aren't really showing any good results with the way you're doing it.
"Fine...when?"
>"H-How about 4 P.M? at the library."
>You finally decide to look at her, noticing some pale blush around her cheeks.
>At least that's what you think it is.
"Alright. Sounds good."
>She smiles, nodding her head before going to her desk on the other side of the class.
>Wait...why did she pay so much attention to you?
>How come you're thinking about this just now?
>But before you could go on with your train of thought, someone pats you on the back.
>"Well well well, Look at the guy who's getting some! Got girls hitting on you now?"
>Of course it had to be Flash.
"Man...I'm not in the mood right now."
>"Aww, c'mon! what's gotten into you, man?"
>He has a spice of amusement in his voice that you're despising right now.
>And then he looks at your grades that Twilight left next to your arm.
>And he bursts out laughing.
>"Oh wow! you're seriously this pissed over that?"
>Your eyebrows frown lightly, looking at him from the corner of your eye.
> ‘‘Dude, you do know that it only counts for like only 20% of your entire grade, right?’’
>Maybe that’s the case, but it still doesn’t change the fact that you’re gonna get lectured for a good while by your parents.
>You don’t reply and keep looking at him with the same expression.
>Apparently your frustration amuses him to no end, as he keeps his smile on his face.
>"And just look at the bright side of things, you could get some from a girl, dude!"
"It's not what you th-"
>You get interrupted by the screeching noise of the final bell of the day.
>And Flash simply leaves, not saying a word to you.
>Dick.
(Sorry for being slow guys, not consistent most of the time.
>>25712576
>>25712825
>>25713948
>>25714042
>>25714106
THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED RIGHT NOW IN A SHOOTS AND LADDERS LUMBERJACK CAGE MATCHSorry if it seems like I disappeared guys. I just finished writing a green for another thread and now I'm hoping to focus on Shining and friends and all the other stories I write for this thread again for a while. I've still been around lurking and reading and all, and hopefully I'll have some updates on my stories soon for ya'll.
>>25714179
Keep it up. It's getting better.
>>25714194
Good to hear m8
Tonight I'm posting Trainerlight god damn it! It's not a very good update either but fuck it!
>>25714479
>It's not a very good update either but fuck it!
Updates here are like pizza
When they are good they are good
When they are bad they are still good
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>>25705569
I made this picture I don't know how many threads ago, finally get a jojo green and it just ends. fuck my life.
>>25714232
Will write a little later, kinda busy right now.
>go on derpibooru to look at scitwi shit
>see pic related
>instantly reminded of sperglight
damn
>>25714745
If you're referring to the last line, don't worry, this isn't done. I was really really sleep deprived while writing, and extremely out of it.
Pastebin for Trapshit updated. Going to have a long update out later, once I get back from my run.
Part one: http://pastebin.com/qU90T9fG
Part two: http://pastebin.com/U41EtFwC
>>25715129
Coolio, Jeff's back.
Why is she so cute?
>>25715224
We should start from the beginning, what about her do you find attractive?
>>25715280
Well
>she's physically adorable. the glasses, the uniform, the cute face
>she's very kind, not bitchy like her pony counterpart can be on occasion (inb4 she becomes snarky in the next movie)
>she's a huge nerd and smart. would date and discuss science, philosophy and shit, play vidya, read books, watch crappy movies and laugh at them
>she's shy and socially awkward, a little bit spergy, but in a good way in which it's cute and not annoying and cringeworthy
>however she'd probably open up and be more comfortable once she knows you a bit more and likes you
>I'm not super into going out, I'm fine with staying in. human twi seems like the perfect girl to chill with cuz she's an introvert like me. and even then we could on occasion do fun stuff
>she's got chill friends. would party with ponk, be a cunt with rainbow, fashion with dress girl, appul with appul, watch animals with flutters, and hand with sunny bunny
10/10 gf for me
>>25715350
oh and one more thing: she has a talking dog. how cool is that?
and we could study friendship magic as a couple
and I'd learn stuff being around her
she could help me with my studies
she'd be my equal, and she'd be both my lover and my best friendtoo bad this isn't realistic
>>25715388
I actually think she is just objectively the perfect female.
It's impossible to be better than that.
it probably means my standards are too high.
How do you lower your standards?
>>25715499
Hell it wouldn't be realistic if she were real. Some of us aren't attractive enough
There are posters who may be the stereotypical "nice guy"
I wonder if all the worship of her here would creep her out. We're kinda putting pussy on a pedestal, here.
>>25714930
Sweet.
>>25715574
>I wonder if all the worship of her here would creep her out.
Definitively. Just look at poor EQG. Also, don't forget the dykeshit going on here, all the people who want to see her only with Sunset, those who would date her only if she's a sperg, and let's not get into the stories themselves.
>>25715574
The only reason why I do that is because she isn't real.
If hypothetically she were real and I had an output for these emotions other than you guys I would seem pretty normal.
But I have to ask, why wouldn't Twilight like nice guys?
Here's just a general question; why is being worshiped, 'creepy'? Wouldn't someone like being put in such a high position?
>>25715748
Because girls don't like it when you treat them as though they're perfect goddesses and if you're always agreeable with them. Basically, you should treat girls like you would guy friends. Also you can't be meek. Assertiveness is attractive. Making decisions, having goals and aiming to reach them and shit. Women love that.
>>25715680
>Just look at poor EQG.
Yep.
>Also, don't forget the dykeshit going on here, all the people who want to see her only with Sunset
I'd be dying to know what she and Sunset would think about that. Especially if they're straight and completely platonic. I keked a bit.
>those who would date her only if she's a sperg
She doesn't have to be a sperg. In fact, I don't think I'd personally like to date someone on the autism spectrum anyway, to be honest
>and let's not get into the stories themselves.
Wonder what she'd think about the zany shit that happened in R9K and EQG's stories. Or the abusive mother and lesbian stuff of Stalker. Or how she has a penis in his other story. Or how she she is a lonely and depressed aspie who cuts herself and was nearly raped by Sugarcoat in Sperg. Or all the other insane shit in this crazy general.maybe she's kinda weird and she'd be flattered by it?
>>25715868
Females that are autistic and males that are autistic are different in a lot of ways I want you to know.
>>25716005
How?
>>25716057
Girls can actually hide their power levels a lot better than guys typically can.
>>25716108
So autistic girls in their own are as cringeworthy as autistic guys in general? I dunno. I'd rather date someone who is pretty cool being themself rather than some girl have to try super hard to not be repulsive
>>25715690
>But I have to ask, why wouldn't Twilight like nice guys?
'Nice guy' usually refers to a type of person who is friends with a girl only to get into a romantic relationship, but who deliberately unassertive and submissive and generally 'nice' with her to reach that end. Almost no girl likes that. See>>25715799
But if you mean nice guy in a normal sense, then there's no reason she wouldn't.
>>25715748
>Wouldn't someone like being put in such a high position?
It depends. If it is in the context of, say, being a political leader, then it's not a problem for the person being worshiped. But when we talk about having maybe a hundred people who would like to fuck your brains out, then it's creepy (unless you're into that for whatever reason).
>>25716158
>Nice guy' usually refers to a type of person who is friends with a girl only to get into a romantic relationship, but who deliberately unassertive and submissive and generally 'nice' with her to reach that end. Almost no girl likes that.
Is it different if, say, you develop romantic feelings for a female friend you didn't initially have feelings for when you became friends? Like spending time with her over a few months to a year or so caused me to develop feelings, rather than befriending a girl because you have a crush on her only for the hopes of dating her?
>>25716158
Well then that's perfect, I am actually a nice guy who really only cares about female's personalities.
As I've explained before, I don't care about sex so my intentions are pure.
>>25716108
>I am a sperg and from a relatively early age I learned how to hide my powerlevel
>I eventually learned how to spot other spergs who were hiding as well
>I became friends with a lot of them
>I did find one or two girls who were also spergs and we became friends
>we really just hung out and talked about whatever movies, tv shows, etc
>girls are better at hiding their power level but they are still spergsalso for anyone who wonders what they were like they just didnt care about high school gossip or any of that crap we only really liked having fun and we were all a bit awkward but since everyone was nobody judged
And scitwi does remind me of a lone sperg
>>25716196
Yeah. In fact, I'd say that's what happens most of the time.
>>25716242
>And scitwi does remind me of a lone sperg
>inb4 she becomes a normie after being taught by Sunset and the girls how to make friends and be social
>inb4 she basically becomes human world Princess Twi
>>25716242
Where do I find other spergs in hiding? Because spergs with knowledge of social skills are best spergs. Better than socially unaware, annoying spergs like Chris Chan
>>25716281
>"C'mon Twi, the party will be in a few minutes."
>"Why don't you want to go? Everyone loves parties!"
>"I'm sure you're just saying that. You'll see once you're there you're gonna change your mind."
>"Let's go! Don't be such a loner!"
>>25716401
And this is why I hate Sunset, she is corrupting Twilight.
She better not be a normie in the 4th movie or the series.
>>25716327
>Where do I find other spergs in hiding?
Unless you are still in high school thats going to be tough
I looked for those who didn't want to follow the trends and the ones who were as quiet as myself
And not just if they are quiet in the first week but within the first 3 months not wanting to draw attention to themselves
They will always be atleast a little bad with social skills
One small thing I noticed is they try to connect the current subject with another one
I havent really been looking for them since I started college but most of them do not like to go partying or drinking every night
>Better than socially unaware, annoying spergs like Chris Chan
He isn't sperg he is a full on autist
The difference between sperg and autist is like horsefucker and brony
>>25716454
I didnt even see>>25716401
>>25716454
Which is worse?
>>25716536
>Which is worse?
Are you asking about sperg vs autist?
If so then autist
>>25716401
>"I think that Flash Sentry guy over there really likes you. I can hook you two up."
>"Wait, what? You like that nerd over there?"
>"The one in the overalls, glasses and atom button?"
>"Please, Twilight. He's such a dweeb." >"Why wouldn't you wanna get with Flash? He's hot!
>"What do you mean you don't find him attractive? How do you not find a guy with a six pack and can play guitar attractive?"
>"And I fucked him for, like, a few years!"
>"Man, you have bad taste in guys..."
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>>25716420
>"Oh no no no no, darling. You can't expect to attract any boys like... that."
>"Not that it's bad, just... look, let your hair loose for a bit. See? You look sooo much better already."
>"Now, the glasses gotta go, too. If you want to see well in public then get contacts, but you can't wear these. They make you look old."
>"Oh! And of course, you need a proper attire. Just put on this little thing I made."
>"What do you mean by 'too revealing'? A woman should embrace the beauty of their body, even if you get a little cold."
>"No. Trust me, it's impossible for it to fall off."
>>25716401
>"I dunno, Sunset. I'm not exactly the party type..."
>"Do we really have to? It's gonna be loud and really crowded, and I don't really feel comfortable in situations like that."
>"I dunno. I'm not really much of a drinker."
>"Sunset, I may be a virgin, but I'm not really into the idea of losing it in a one night stand with some guy I don't know."
>"Besides, as far as I know, no boy's ever really been attracted to me."
>"Can't we just go to a museum or watch a movie or something?"
>"Please understand..."
>>25716681
>"Egghead, come on! This party is, like, gonna be totally awesome!"
>"You can't miss out, dude! You can't!"
>"What do you mean you don't wanna go? Didn't you say you've never been to a party?"
>"Can't really knock it till ya try it. Know what I'm sayin?"
>"You think you're gonna get made fun of?"
>"Ah, come on, man! Everyone does stupid shit at parties! Come on, don't be a pussy!"
>"Even Fluttershy's going. Even she parties! Are you a bigger pussy than her?"
>"Man, we're gonna get turnt!"
>"I don't know why you don't wanna go, man. You could, like, get laid at this thing. It's not like you're ugly or anything.
>"Ugh, whatever, man. See you around."
>"Pussy."
>>25716592
>but you can't wear these. They make you look old."
It's funny because Twilight's glasses are those thick, black rimmed glasses that are really popular with girls nowadaysand they make her look so much cuter
>>25716840
Wow, I really should gooutmore.
>>25714179
>Someone is writing that Tutorlight green
Feels good, man
>>25716554
Horsefucker and bronies
>>25717052
You will still be cared about by us, weird or not.
>>25717734
bronies
>>25715129
>Fixing another plate of the veggie burritos, you curl up on the couch with food and your mug of cocoa, waiting for Starlight
>The cocoa itself fills the air with steam, its warmth welcome in Starlight's freezing apartment
>When you glance at the thermostat, you find that the heat isn't even switched on
>"Oh, sorry about that. I tend not to waste heat on air conditioning. It's not really something I need. You can turn it on though, if you want."
"No... that's fine."
>You curl back up, holding your mug against your chest
>Starlight places the first Blu-Ray in her player, sitting next to you as the episode begins
>You start at the beginning of the series, from the very first iconic moment on that lonely street, crickets humming in the distance
>Starlight hums along to the opening, bobbing her head happily
>"I'm surprised, Twilight. I got the impression you didn't like this show."
"I've... had a bit of a change of heart, I guess."
>"Well, I'm glad. This is my absolute favorite cartoon, if not favorite show. It's..."
>She takes a deep breath, staring lovingly at the screen
>"It's just perfect. I'll try not to talk your ear off after it's over."
"Hey, that's fine if you do. You're one of the very few people who can make anime talk interesting."
>Starlight blushes, the compliment making far more of an impression on her than you expected
>"Thank you, Twilight..."
>After the first two episodes, Starlight is already ready with a barrage of questions
>"So, you notice the relationship between Shinji and his father, right?"
"What about it?"
>"It's exactly what I've been telling you about! Gendo's too afraid of letting anyone close to him after losing his wife, and Shinji can't allow himself to overcome his father's past betrayal! This entire series focuses in part on the dynamic between them, as both try to reconcile, but the walls they've built are entrenched too deep, and they fail! This show... there's just so much to it!"
>>25717958
YES MORE TRAPLIGHT
>>25717958
This is going to be a bitch to read tomorrow since I'm not going to be able to read all this tonight.
>>25717958
"I... I see what you mean."
>"You do?"
>Starlight looks a child told she could open her Christmas presents early
"I do. I, actually... I watched an episode the other night. Just a rando--"
>"Which one?"
"The one with the white-haired kid."
>"Kaworu? You... dammit, Twilight, you're not supposed to spoil it!"
>She fake-bonks you on the head
"I know, I know. But I watched it, and... I see what you mean, yeah. How Shinji was forced to destroy the only person who even made him feel like himself. How their innate differences tore them apart. It's... it's pretty brutal."
>Starlight nods, hanging on your every word
>"It is... oh my God, I never thought about it that way. Kaworu was the only one who made Shinji feel special! And he... oh, wow..."
>Starlight shakes her head
>"I'm sorry I'm geeking out on you so much, it's just... I've never met anyone with a mind like yours, Twilight!"
"Oh, well... you know..."
>It's your turn to blush now, fiddling awkwardly with a strand of your hair
>"Anyway... should we watch more?"
>Starlight nods so hard that her ponytail comes loose, and she awkwardly fixes it as she looks for the remote
>It isn't until halfway through the third episode that you start to shiver
>Once your cocoa and hot dinner are gone, you're left without much of a source of warmth
>And so, in a brief effort to heat itself, your body trembles slightly
>It's hardly even enough for you to notice, but Starlight turns to you the minute it happens
>"Twilight? Are you cold?"
"I'm fine."
>In spite of yourself, your teeth chatter slightly
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>>25716251
>tfw no friends at all
>tfw no friends since middle school
>tfw i've never had a girlfriend
>tfw i've never even had a female friend
fuck
So just for fun, I thought I'd do a little contest. Those of you who have a modern Pokemon game (XY, ORAS) put your in game name and FC in the name category up there and try to guess my favorite pokemon.
Winner gets a custom pokemon bred by me of their choice (Within reason.)
In related news, posting Trainerlight within the hour, get hype kinda!
>>25718063
>"Here! Lemme get the heater started."
>She flicks the switch on and turns the heat up to 80 but, as far as you can tell, nothing changes
>Frowning, Starlight holds her hand up to the vent
>"Huh... it should be working..."
>She checks again, still frowning
"Maybe it just needs time to heat up?"
>"Maybe..."
"Anyway, I'm seriously f-fine."
>Again your teeth chatter, a little more noticeably this time
>Starlight shakes her head
>"No, no, don't worry. Do you want one of my blankets?"
"Starlight, seriously, I'm not gonna freeze."
>"I won't let a friend suffer due to my own peculiar preferences. Just wait right there."
>She runs to her room, returning with a giant gray quilt, in the middle of which is stitched an equals sign
>Sitting down on the couch next to you, she throws the quilt over you, tucking you in
>"Better?"
"It is, but..."
>"Something wrong?"
"No. Sorry. Thanks, Star."
>At that moment, you're briefly aware of a small tremor inside you, which has nothing to do with the cold
>Starlight smiles, relieved
>"Excellent! Now, back to the show."
>Outside, the wind picks up to a fiendish howl, rattling the windows of her apartment
>The heat never starts working, and you can feel the temperature in the place dropping as episode after episode passes
>>25714179
>You reach your locker, putting your stuff in it and all that shit
>And you have the odd feeling of being watched, or something was approaching you.
>In fact, it's probably closer than you think it is.
>After getting everything you needed, you lock your door and behind it revealed to be Twilight
>"H-hey Anon."
>That shit startled you, that's for sure.
>In fact it probably made you jump with how hard she's trying to not laugh in your face.
>S-Sorry! I didn't mean to scare you like that!"
>And she couldn't resist to giggle afterwards.
"It's fine...Never knew you had ninja skills with how silent you were."
>That brought out a laugh out of her, that's good.
>"Yeah...but I wanted to ask you something."
>You quirk your eyebrow up, intruiged.
>"How about we go to my place instead? We won't have to be so quiet and my parents aren't home..."
>Well, that isn't that bad of an idea, you can understand why she would choose a place like her home.
>But why did she has to specify that her parents weren't home?
"Sure, how far away is it?"
>"Just a couple of minutes!"
>With no objections, you follow Twilight as she leads you to her place.
.>While walking, Twilight keeps her conversation subjects simple.
>Like asking how your day was at school.
>And to be honest, it wasn't all bad, outside of the report card.
>Mostly boring, though.
>And before you knew it, you were in front of her house.
>"Annd here we are!"
>She opens the door for you, letting get in first.
"OOoh, what a gentlelady."
>Again, she chuckles.
>You take off your shoes as she does herself.
>She walks up to the kitchen table and you follow her, unzipping your bag along the way to get the things you need.
>She sits down and looks at you with twinkle in her eyes.
>"So! What shall we study about?"
>>25718141
I would but my 3DS's connection is awful and It just seems like a lot of work for slim chance of actually working.
>>25692383
Why does realtwi look horrified?
>>25718141
Pupitar
I dont know why but I have a feeling
>>25718402
She looks more pissed/annoyed.
>"H-Hey?!"
>>25718404
Nope!
>>25718198
>>25718270
Didn't see that we already had two active posters. I'll either post after ones finished or post in the morning depending. I kind of want to see where they're both going.
>>25718443
Lucario
>>25718443
Dialgaif this one is wrong I have 719 more guesses
>>25718504
>>25718540
Nope.
Anyway I've been told by Bonk and Trap to post so I'm going for it.
http://pastebin.com/xatdzNKp
>You wait for the air to settle before checking the damage. On the opposite side of the field Dash and Gilda are flat on their asses with a ton of minor cuts all over them. Luckily it seems that's the worst of it. In between them sits a little Rotom, unconscious from the blast.
>M:"You guys okay?"
>Rainbow refuses to look up,calling back Wonderbolt silently. Gilda brushes off the glass and dust, yanking something from Dashs pocket and throwing her over her shoulder.
>G:"We don't have TIME for this Dash, you can throw your tantrum on the train to Goldenrod!"
>She carelessly crunches glass under her thick boots as she crosses towards you.
>G:"Congratulations, here are your badges. Come see our show sometime if you want, they'll let you in for free."
>She hands you each two badges, a thunder badge and a zephyr badge.
>R:"That's not what we agreed on! You can't these guys step all over us Gilda, we're the BEST!"
>Gilda slaps Dashes butt, making her squeak, and continues out the door.
>G:"See you dweebs later!"
>The door slides shut, leaving the three of you alone once the ref heads out back.
"Well, that was... interesting?"
>M:"Tell me about it! What a sore loser, right?"
>Lulamoon giggles, or what you assume is a giggle anyway. Pokemon speech can be complicated.
"You did great Lula! I knew you'd be my ace in the hole!"
>She smiles, drawing your face gently into her bosom just left of her chest spike. She embraces you tenderly before sending herself back into her ball.
>Moondancer pins her new badges inside her case, setting the zephyr badge on its own separate row. You mimic the placement, although you doubt it really matters.
>The two of you take on the arduous task, once again, of carrying the hundred and twenty pound manlett that is Spike to the pokecenter.
>>25718198
>Starlight's blanket provides you with plenty of warmth, though
>Despite not being terribly thick, it's quite dense, and keeps you toasty warm
>Starlight herself, however, isn't dealing so well
>By the time the sun has fallen, the first flakes of snow have begun to fall, and the thermostat indicates that the apartment's temperature is nearing 40 degrees
>Starlight begins to shiver, slowly at first, but it builds as the two of you finish the seventh episode
"Star? You want some of the blanket?"
>"I'm f-f-fine, Twilight. Th-thank you for offering, th-th-though..."
"That wasn't an offer. You're freezing."
>You scoot up next to Starlight, wrapping her in half the blanket
>It's not a terribly large blanket, probably only meant to cover a queen-size, so you have to curl up against Starlight to fit both of you under it
>She's like ice, but lets out a small gasp as your warmth envelopes her
"Better?"
>"Yes..."
>She's about to lean her head on your shoulder, then stops
>"Sorry."
"You're fine."
>...
>"Fine as in 'it's okay?' or fine as in 'don't, but I'm not mad?'"
>You shrug, Starlight's proximity slowly accelerating your heartrate
"I mean... if you want to, I won't stop you..."
>"Okay. Just, if you're not comfortable--"
>You shoulder Starlight before she can finish her sentence
>Slowly, somewhat awkwardly, she lowers her head onto your shoulder, leaning her body against yours
>>25718599
>When you finally arrive, you're both sweating half way through your clothes. Trixie doesn't appear to be in the lobby, so you and Moony freshen up while your pokemon are healed and clothes cleaned.
>Luckily they have private showers, so you avoid another awkward incident.
>Moondancer in a towel though... dang! You sincerely wish you could scoop some of her more feminine attributes and put them on yourself. Heck, you'd settle for just her hips.~
>She, of course, catches you staring. She dawns a coy smile as she wraps her hair tightly in a towel.
>M:"You look nice with your hair down."
"Oh, uh, you too!"
>She laughs into her palm, waving you off.
>M:"I look like a mop with my hair down, YOU look like a Kalos princess!"
"Well, yeah, but you're the cutest mop I'VE ever seen!"
>Surprisingly, THAT of all things brings her to blush.
>M:"Y-you've never seen a tangla then, they're pretty cute!"
"You know, I've noticed something."
>The two of you step into neighboring stalls to change into your fresh clothes.
>M:"What's that?"
"Whenever something is uncomfortable for you, the topic suddenly becomes pokemon!"
>M:"S-so? I'm a trainer, that's kind of a big part of our lives! It's like, I don't know, hows the weather?"
"Okay, true. BUT I think you do it more often than normal young lady!"
>She raises her hand over the stall to flip you off properly.
>M:"I like to stick to my own terms, that's all. Pokemon are easier than people... both to talk TO and ABOUT. Can we drop this now?"
"That depends, is that why you demanded to carry Steven? Are you uncomfortable with Trixie?"
>Moondancer is silent for a few seconds, before sliding excitedly out from her stall.
>M:"I forgot all about that! I'm going to see if she's here yet! Meet you in the lobby!"
>She rushes out, leaving you awkwardly half dressed and alone.
>>25718720
>"Star? You want some of the blanket?"
>"That wasn't an offer."
Okay.
mfw three stories at once
>>25718801
>You finish throwing on your clothes and join her, Trixie MUST be here by now!
>Lo and behold, she is! You spot her exiting the doctors office in a new outfit, assumably bought with her prefomance money. You'd be lying if you said it wasn't cute but...
>She isn't looking too good. She's a little paler than she was earlier, maybe all that meet and greet stuff took more out of her than she was expecting?
>T:"Hey guys, are you two ready for the honor of traveling with the great and powerful Trixie?"
"Uh, well I think WE'RE ready. You however look more ghastly than, well, a Gastly! Shouldn't you rest?"
>She turns her nose up to you, waving you off.
>T:"Trixie is fine! It's just a cold I assure you. Just grab your pokemon and lets go!"
>Trixie cracks open Stevens ball, sending him straight over to Moondancer as agreed.
>Maybe you're just thinking too much? It IS pretty chilly on the water front after all, and cruises are basically germ paradise...
>As soon as Spike returns with your balls, you head out together back towards Cerulean so you can start the journey to Route 10.
>You've heard Rock tunnel is what separates the casual trainers from the pros, you're excited to put that to the test!
>As expected Moony spends every step fussing over Steven, which luckily he seems rather fond of. You find yourself grinning like a dork watching her pamper the little guy.
>T:"*AHEM* So Twilight, I presume your gym battle went well?"
"Oh, yeah... It was pretty close actually, the gym leader was a bit TOO competitive you know?"
>Trixie lets the silence linger for a moment.
>T:"Was Trixie too competitive?"
"No! I mean like, cheating level of too competitive! You're fine Trixie."
>She relaxes a little, puffing her chest out with a little bounce.
>T:"Good! Trixies friends should be able to appreciate her passion on the battlefield!"
>There's your Trixie!
>>25718270
"Um, I guess Math and Science? that's what my homework consists of."
>And to no surprise, Twilight's smile is only getting bigger.
>Maybe, just maybe, they were her favorite subjects.
>"Awesome! Well, let's get to it!"
>She brings out her books and puts them on the table, opening it to the homework page.
>"Along the walk I've been thinking on how to help you, and I came up with a perfect solution!"
"Oh yeah?"
>She nods excitedly, finally finding the page
>"Now what I want you to do is to go as far as you can, but don't forget to ask if you have a problem, okay?"
>Hm, it's better than you thought it would be.
>You thought it would be that she literally goes through everything with you.
"Sounds good."
>She smiles brightly at you then focuses on the homework
>And it she had the most intensive look that you've ever seen someone do for an assigment.
>It's like Twilight was trapped in her own little bubble of mathematics, it's crazy.
>Does she do this with every single problem, no matter how easy it is?
>It's not offputting, just fascinating.
>You shake your head out of your thoughts, looking at the homework you had to do.
>After briefly looking at it, it didn't seem all that difficult.
>Right after you say that, you're stuck in algebra equations.
>Shit.
>You really tried to figure it out on your own, not wanting to be dependent on Twilight the entire time.
>But no matter what, you were just stuck.
>You scratch your head in bewilderment and Twilight notices the look on your face.
>"Something wrong?"
(I think that might be the last for tonight, I don't know. Hope it's good for you guys.)
>>25718947
(Bonus Puffy Art)
>The walk takes a little less time on the way back up, probably because you're not awkwardly flirting with Moondancer this time.
>Arriving at Cerulean, Moony reluctantly relinquishes Steven back to Trixie. You all grab a quick sandwich for the road at the pokecenter and head off east towards Route 10!
>At least you do until you see the sign.
>M:"Due to hazardous levels of electric pokemon, Routes 9-10 are currently closed. Trespassers will be persecuted and fined."
"That's crazy! What are we supposed to do?!"
>T:"We could just ignore the sign?"
>Moondancer shakes her head, taking out her map.
>M:"We have two LEGAL options, we could try our luck back in Vermilion again... just hope the docks aren't clogged by a snorlax. OR we could cut through Saffron in half the time."
"Isn't Saffron a Gym City? Why didn't we just go there in the first place?"
>Moondancer rolls her eyes, pulling her sweater collar just enough to retrieve her pokedex from her cleavage. She displays it for you sarcastically.
"Oh... Fair point! Well it can't be helped I guess, lets cut down on time and just take our bikes!"
>M:"You have a bike too? Why have we been walking everywhere?"
"I like walking, it gives us time to chat!"
>Moony smiles and messes up your bun a bit.
>M:"We can chat plenty in the nice warm pokecenters!"
>Trixie waves a bit, fighting for attention.
>T:"Trixie doesn't have a bike!"
>You fish around in your bag, pulling out your second bike voucher.
"Here, get yourself something pretty!"
>She looks it over, clearly confused for a moment.
>T:"I... Okay then I guess? Trixie will get the GREATEST-*Cough*, the greatest and most agile bike in all of Kanto!"
>>25719123
>pulling her sweater collar just enough to retrieve her pokedex from her cleavage.
Unf
>>25718720
>Outside, the wind whips the snow into a frenzy, piling it against the window and splattering it over the landing
>At dinner time, Starlight gets up to heat some more of the lunch leftovers for dinner, and you take a moment to peek out the window
>The streets are already covered in a solid three inches, with more pouring from the sky
>Not a single car passes, and it looks like the power is out in a few of the houses across the street
>Before you get too cold, you take your place under the blanket again, and Starlight joins you, starting the next episode
>The two of you share dinner off a single plate, Starlight practically sitting in your lap, she's pressed so tightly against you
>It feels... strange, sure, having her so close
>But not bad, definitely not bad
>She's soft, and warm, and fills you with that primal comfort brought on by proximity with another human being
>Around nine o'clock, you get a text message telling you that school is canceled for tomorrow
>Starlight glances out the window
>"It's pretty bad out there, huh?"
"Yeah."
>"You're perfectly welcome to stay here, if you want."
"I think I might have to."
>Starlight nods, keeping her face expressionless, though you think you spot a twinkle of excitement in her eye
>Your phone buzzes again, and you ignore it, figuring it's just a re-confirmation of school's cancellation
>Then it buzzes a second time, and then a third, so you finally check it
>"Hey."
>"Still busy?"
>"You there?"
>It's from Trender, again
>You reply with "Still busy."
>"Do you want to meet up?"
"It's snowing."
>"I can drive."
>Starlight looks over your shoulder, curious at the sudden flurry of messages
>"Who's that?"
"It's nobody. Just someone from school."
>"Oh. Alright."
>>25719201
What can I say, poor girl doesn't have pockets.
>>25719123
>It's a quick walk to the bike shop, but not the quickest getting out. Their top of the line bike didn't come in 'Trixie Blue' as she put it, so she made the poor guy paint and detail it on the spot.
>As if that wasn't bad enough, the manager printed you and Moony custom stickers for your bikes as an apology for making you all wait. You guess it's 'hot with the ace trainers' to have a custom logo you put on things. For Trixie its obviously her stage logo, the star wand. For Moondancer its a Cresent Moon with a few stars that she likes to draw when she's bored.
>You suppose yours can be the star brooch Rarity made you? It is a pretty nice symbol after all!
>By the time you finally get out of the shop, it's two PM and you all have custom bikes. You and Moondancer slip them a hefty tip for the trouble and embark south towards Saffron City!
>The trip takes a fraction of the time, especially since it's down hill. You arrive at Saffrons northern gate having barely even broke a sweat.
>Well... besides Trixie. Spike was practically pushing her bike FOR her, but her breaths were ragged and heavy.
>T:"Trixie... is excited to see... the big city!"
>M:"We're just passing through, our end goal for today is Lavender town."
"Shouldn't we take a vote? Maybe I wanted to look around too!"
>Moondancer shrugs.
>"Okay, if you really want to... I just thought you'd be more excited to meet your personal hero."
>You raise an eyebrow.
"My dad would have told me if he was coming to Kanto."
>M:"Your OTHER hero Twi!"
>It takes you a second, but once it hits you it hits you HARD!
"He lives in Lavender?! Are you positive?"
>M:"Positive as a plusle!"
>You share nerd screech as Trixie and Spike clamp down on their ears for safety.
>T:"Who are we excited to meet? Are they famous?"
"Only the man wo can reverse DEATH ITSELF!"
>M:"Discord!"
>>25719202
someone please cut trender's penis off
>>25719315
>It doesn't take much more to convince Trixie, so you head on through the gate.
>The gate guard tries to tell you something, but you zip by a little too fast to hear what he's saying.
>Officially entering Saffron, the buildings are nothing like you've ever seen in Kanto! It's really only second to Lumiose city back home.
>Still though, you're just passing through today... Even IF this is the closest you've ever been to Silph Co!
>You pass by the Gym, and uh, the other Gym? You're going to have to look into that later.
>Neighborhood children wave to you from their windows, some with pokemon as pets. You and Moony collect a few new entries in your dexes.
>Trixie and Spike wave playfully, showing off little tricks.
>Before long you've reached the eastern gate, and cross over into Route 8. Even if it was only a few minutes, you already miss the shelter from the wind that the buildings gave you.
>Another thing you kind of missed? Casual eye contact. This route is FULL of trainers, and they look pretty good too.
>It takes forever to make your way through, even with the advantage of only having to fight one third of the trainers.
>By time you actually manage to crawl out of the route, your pokemon are all near fainting and you're up a Vulpix and Growlith.
>While you don't have any intent on using them for battle, you do kind of want them as pets for after your journey.
>Lavender town is just as dreary as Moondancer said it would be. The ground itself seems to give off a blackened look, which is paired with an eerie glow coming from the windows in the tower.
>It doesn't help that the sun has begun to set behind the mountain tops either.
>You head into the mercifully close pokecenter and take a load off, sending in your pokemon to be healed.
>To your surprise, Spike carries a mildly squirming Trixie back there with him.
(Done for tonight. Hope you liked it.)
>>25719435
Big plot twist at the end
Trender: "I cut off my penis and had surgery to turn it into a vagina for you!"
>three stories at once
m-muhpizza!
dubs decide
We did it sadbois. We finally killed NST with our dank memes!
>>25720691
It started with dank memes
It shall end with dank memes
>>25720691
Would Moondancer like to help me reclaim the Holy Land?
http://pastebin.com/m6uAQbne
>”AWAKEN SISTER!”
“AAAHH!”
>Bolting up from the ground, you stared into the gleaming smile of Sunset Shimmer as the sun rose from behind her
>”Tis morning. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, and the beginning of your new training regimen!”
>Sunset quickly clapped her hands together as you sat on the ground, bemused by her display
>”I am so excited! Come! Come!”
>Letting out a loud yawn, you took Sunset’s hand as she helped you up from the forest floor, your bones creaking as you stood up
“It’s quite early… is it time for breakfast already?”
>”Not yet!”
>Sunset walked back to her white stallion and took out what appeared to be elaborate silk rugs from her saddle bags
>”We will begin each morning at the crack of dawn by offering a prayer of thanks to the Lord most high! Then we may have a small meal before beginning your weapons training!”
>Tossing one of the silk rugs your way, you caught it in your hands and marveled at the intricacy of its design
>It was decorated with elaborate star patterns resembling the celestial constellations
“Sunset, this is beautiful but what am I to do with it?”
>She grinned at you as she laid her own rug, which contained a stylized image of the Sun with a man’s face on it, over the ground
>”In the east, the Saracen carries rugs with him wherever he goes so that he may engage in prayer at any time. The practice agreed with me, so I took a few rugs for my own. Now come! Let us sit and pray!”
>Awkwardly laying your rug on the ground next to hers, you clasped your hands together before dropping to your knees
>It had been quite some time since you had prayed, and you were unsure of how to go about it now other than by simply reciting what you had heard countless times before
>As you kneeled on the ground, you stole a glance at Sunset
>Her eyes were shut as she prayed, and you could not help but marvel at how pretty her smile was
>>25720929
WE SHALL PREVAIL THOU DYKESHIT AND DANKNESS
>>25720979
I WILL CARRY YOU OVER THE THRESHOLD TO VALHALLA
>>25720976
>”Now then!”
>You quickly averted your eyes, as you realized you had been staring right at her for some time
>Sunset rummaged through her saddlebags and tossed you a roll of bread
>”Eat quickly whilst I prepare your new arms and armor!”
>Nibbling at the hard bread, you watched as Sunset laid out a large roll of cloth which contained numerous different weapons
>She moved with a lively enthusiasm, humming a tune to herself all the while as she prepared everything for you
>”Twilight?”
“y-Yes?”
>”Art thou finished eating?”
>Scarfing down the rest of your bread, you nodded at her whilst forcing yourself to swallow it all
“Mhhhm!"
>”Good! Now come here.”
>Walking over, you looked down at the various weapons she had laid out for you
“Oh my…”
>Sunset rode around with practically an entire armory’s worth of weapons
>Swords, axes, spears…
>”Try that one!”
>Your eyes fell upon a large flanged mace
>”Thou wielded that morning star of yours splendidly when we fought, this should be not too much different.”
>Reaching down, you attempted to pick up the mace
“i-It is quite heavy!”
>You grasped hold of it with both hands and strained your entire body to lift it off the ground
>As you raised it up you suddenly began to lose your balance
“AH!”
>Falling back, your body thankfully collided with Sunset’s prayer mat as the mace began to crush your body against it
“s-Sister, please help!”
>Rushing by your side, Sunset scooped the mace out of your grasp with one hand before helping you up with the other
>”Perhaps we should start with something lighter…”
>>25720991
>”Here, take this instead!”
>Just as you stood up you found yourself grasping a new weapon, a simple wooden handaxe
>This one was far less heavy than the mace, and you found that you could hold it well enough with just one hand
>”Better?”
“Much better!”
>”Excellent, now toss on your armor whilst I procure a shield!”
“Armor? A shield?”
>”Of course! What knight would thoust be without a shield and a suit of armor?”
>After helping you slip into a chain mail shirt and arming you with a shield, Sunset cupped her chin and examined you closely
>”Raise your shield.”
>Straining your arm, you lifted the shield up slightly
>”More, it needs to be able to protect your torso and your head if need be.”
>With a bit more effort, you brought the shield up higher
>”Now raise your axe and swing as if you were attacking someone.”
>Furrowing your brow in mock hatred, you swung your axe and nearly stumbled to the ground
>”We are going to have to work on your footwork… here, let me help.”
>Sunset stood behind you and placed her hands on your hips, causing you to blush furiously as she saddled her body up against yours
>”When you swing you need to put your back into your blows, and you need to position at least one foot forward slightly to keep on balance.”
“o-Oh… l-like this?”
>”Yes, just like that.”
>You twisted your head and smiled at her, your body shaking slightly as you felt her warm breath upon your face
>She was so close…
>”Now try taking another swing.”
>Taking a deep breath, you swung your axe forward and found that you were able to stay on your feet
>”Great! Strike with your axe like that ten more times, then we can do a little sparring!”
>>25721000
>You nursed your shield arm as the two of you rode together through the countryside on her steed
>Your sparring match mostly consisted of you holding up your shield and having Sunset slash and stab at you over and over again
>Although you were grateful for her instruction, you didn’t necessarily feel as if you were improving very fast
“Dear sister, I’m still not sure if I have what it takes to survive in direct combat. What if—“
>”Do not despair! For now it is simply important that these maneuvers be drilled into your head. Proper training and discipline is the key to winning any fight! That and God’s blessing of course!”
>While you still had your doubts, you decided to keep them to yourself
>Sunset truly believed in you, and it puzzled you to no end
“God’s Blessing…"
>You found it very unlikely that He would favor you, after what you had done and threatened to do
>It was still a mystery to you how Sunset could so easily forgive you after you had nearly killed her
>Surely no one could have faulted her if she had slain you earlier, yet she spared your life and chose to break you out of your dungeon rather than let you burn at the stake for witchcraft
>It was all really too much for you to take
>Your eyes began to water as you nestled your head against Sunset’s back
>”Sister? Are you alright?”
“y-Yes… i-I am—“
>Suddenly your tears ceased, as you saw something lurking within the woods in your peripheral vision
“I don’t think we’re alone!”
>Sunset snarled as she brandished her sword and quickly turned her horse about
>”HARK! WHO GOES THERE!”
>>25721020
>The two of you stared out down the road and through the forest that surrounded you, yet you heard and saw nothing
>”What did thou see?”
“i-I’m not sure. i-I thought it was a p-person but whatever it w-was moved very fast.”
>Reigning her horse back, Sunset took out her shield as well
>”Hold tightly.”
“What art thou—AH!”
>Sunset kicked her horse into a gallop and took off down the road
>Gliding over the dirt path, you quickly distanced yourself from whatever it was you had seen
>After several minutes of riding, Sunset slowed her horse down and breathed a sigh as she sheathed her sword and put away her shield
>”Stay vigilant, we don’t know what else could be hiding in these woods.”
“What do you think it was back there?”
>She shrugged her shoulders before grabbing hold of her reigns with both hands
>”I am unsure, although I have a bad feeling about these parts. At best it was merely a huntsman or bandit of some sort.”
>Grasping hold over your axe, you nervously looked about you
>”If I am not mistaken, there should be a village another hours ride from here. We shall find lodgings and continue on the road tomorrow at dawn.”
>Nodding your head, you continued to glance all around you
>Like Sunset, you knew all too well what evils could be skulking out in the shadows
>After another few minutes of walking, you began to calm down considerably, in no small part due to the soothing tune that Sunset was humming to herself
>No matter what dangers existed on the road to Jerusalem, you felt you would be safe as long as you were with her
“Sister, what is that song you keep singing to thyself?”
>”What art thou— Ah! Over yonder, the village!”
>>25721029
>The two of you strode into the foggy village, having arrived a bit earlier than expected
>Consisting of roughly a few dozen thatched roof cottages, the place wasn’t too much to look at
>A number of peasants walked about at this time, several of them eying the two of you strangely as you rode on
“s-Sister… these people do not appear to be overly welcoming.”
>”Don’t make eye contact with them. YOU THERE! Where may we find an inn?"
>The filthy unwashed peasant craned his neck at the two of you
>”We don’t get too many visitors in these parts…”
>You felt extremely uncomfortable under his withering gaze as he looked the two of you over
>He pointed down the road and uttered
>”The inn is on the edge of town.”
>Sunset nodded her head and tapped her horse forward as she bid him farewell
>”Our thanks. God’s blessing be upon you.”
>You caught sight of the peasant shuddering as if in disgust as Sunset and you rode to the inn
>After tying your horse up the two of you stepped inside the drafty wooden building, its bottom floor comprising of a dark tavern
>Walking up to the bar, Sunset banged her mailed fist onto the counter
>”Good sir! We require food, drink, and lodgings for the night.”
>The bartender scowled as he spat in the mug he was cleaning
>”Go pick yerselves a table. I’ll get everything nice and cozy for you pretty little ladies… heh heh heh heh heh.”
>”Excellent! Let us grab a booth!”
>Sunset grabbed your hand and led you away as you stared in horror at the innkeeper
”s-s-Sister? p-p-p-Perhaps we should c-c-continue on to the n-next v-village?”
>”For what purpose?”
>Before you could stammer out a response, the innkeeper returned and dropped a plate of food as well as two filled mugs onto your table
>>25721043
“i-I get the d-d-distinct i-impression we are not w-welcome here…”
>”Hmmm so you’ve noticed as well.”
>Sunset raised her mug up to her mouth only for her eyes to widen as she spat it out in a misty cough
“By the Heavens! What’s wrong!?!"
>”My beer is COLD! Disgusting! Also I am fairly certain that is spit I see…”
>Your sister’s countenance grew darker as she sneered at her drink before taking a a long gulp of it
>Gloomily staring at your own mug, you nibbled on a piece of cheese as you waited for Sunset to finish
>Slamming her empty mug onto the table, Sunset looked determinedly at you
>”We will sleep in shifts tonight, and then we will leave first thing in the morning.”
“y-Yes Sister…”
>After the two of you scarfed down your food, you followed closely behind Sunset up the stairs and into a small barren room
>It was quite empty save for a wooden table, a chair, a large bale of hay and several blankets
>At first you balked at how dirty it all looked, but then something else immediately preoccupied your mind
“w-w-we… we are…sharing a room together?"
>”Yes, considering money is rather tight and our surroundings rather harrowing I think it best we sleep together.”
“o-OK…”
>Your jaw fell as you watched Sunset slowly take off her suit of armor
>”Sister, could you please assist me?”
“OF COURSE!”
>You rushed up by her side and began to help her remove her her cloth and the chain mail that lied beneath
>She laughed
>”You have no idea how frustrating it is to take all of this off by myself.”
>As you dropped the coat of chain mail to the floor, your eyes fell upon her ample cleavage
“i-i-It is no problem whatsoever! I am happy to help!”
>”awww.”
>You blushed furiously as she gave you a tight hug, knocking the air out of your lungs as she hugged you
>>25721060
>Several hours later you found yourself struggling to stay awake as you watched over your sleeping sister
>Thoughts of what strange horrors might await you outside your room helped keep you alert for a while, but it was still quite difficult given how early you were up this morning
>As you sat there and fought to stay awake, a low humming noise creeped into the room
“w-What is…?”
>The fear that gripped you fiercely for a moment slowly slipped away as a calming tune began to mesmerize you
>”ahhhh ah ah ahhhhhh ahh”
>”ahhhh ah ah ahhhhhh ahh”
>”ahhhh ah ah ahhhhhh ahh”
>It was captivating, seductive even
>You had to investigate
>Standing up, your grasped hold of your handaxe and your shield and creeped down your stairs into the cool night air
>Marching wistfully out of the forlorn village, you made your way through the dark woods of the countryside
>Normally the threat of beasts and possible bandits as well as the intense darkness of the night would have filled you with fear, yet now you seemed to move forward fearlessly and with distinct purpose
>Suddenly, the song you were listening to so intently disappeared, leaving you alone and confused in the middle of a forest clearing
“w-w-What am I doing here?!”
>”Ah ha ha haaaa!”
>Your heart fell as a mad cackle resounded all around, causing you to twist and turn in the darkness
>Then, at the edge of the clearing in front of you appeared a sickly green flash of light, revealing a snickering trio of women dressed in revealing black clothes
>”Hail Midnight Sparkle! Welcome to our humble coven!”
>>25721085
>Your jaw fell as you beheld these women
>Standing in the middle of the trio stood a fierce looking woman with a brilliant mane of tangled hair
>To her right stood a cruel-looking matron with hair tied in long pigtails, and to her left stood a young maiden with a long ponytail of hair who gave you an almost sincere looking smile
“Do mine eyes deceive me?!”
>With a flourish of her hand and a slight bow, their leader greeted you
>”I am Adagio Dazzle, and these are my two sisters Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk.”
>Aria scoffed at you as she folded her arms over her chest
>”This is the mighty demoness Midnight?”
>Sonata giggled at you
>”She doesn’t look THAT scary.”
>Adagio walked toward you, flanked by her two sisters
>Shakily raising your axe up, you slowly stepped away from them
“Midnight is not my name, I am Twilight Sparkle. A simple court alchemist!”
>Adagio cackled at you as she raised a finger and tapped at your shield
>”A simple alchemist pretending to play knight? I must say, thou looks quite ridiculous in that suit of armor.”
>The other two girls walked around and surrounded you as you glanced nervously at them all
“i-I have taken up the c-cross. m-My sister s-s-Sunset and I are going to l-liberate the h-Holy—“
>”A crusade? For what purpose? Dost thou think that dying in the east will absolve one of her sins?”
“uh, s-Sunset said that—“
>Aria scoffed again as she flicked a finger at your chain mail
>”I doubt you’d even make it that far. Many die on the road to Jerusalem.”
>You shrugged your shoulders as Sonata let loose another giggle
>”Where even is Jerusalem anyway? Going on crusade seems like a huge pain!”
>Sighing, you stared at the ground
“w-Why are you three doing this? What have I done to earn such misery?”
>Adagio cupped a hand over your chin and made you gaze up at her
>”Dearest Midnight, we simply wish to help a fellow follower of the Black Arts! Why not stay with us a while?"
>>25721105
“n-NO! I AM NOT MIDNIGHT! I AM NOT!”
>The three of them laughed at you as you dropped your axe and shield to the ground in horror
>Turning to run away, you slid to a halt as you beheld numerous figures standing amidst the trees
>Strolling toward you through the underbrush came various men and women that you recognized from the village
>Many of them began to surround you as they stared cruelly at you
>”Accept your fate Midnight. Join our coven, the Legions of Hell could use one of your intellect!”
“i-i-I r-refuse…”
>Suddenly several burly men from the crowd grabbed hold of you, staring angrily at you with glowing eyes
“Oh no. This is just like one of my oriental portraitures! GOD HELP ME!”
>The three of them laughed once more as you struggled against the crowd of zombified cultists
>”Come now Midnight, do not make this any harder than it needs to be.“
>The three Siren sisters walked up to you and stared at you with looks of manic glee
“We think you would rather enjoy it in our coven. We could accomplish much as sisters…”
>Gritting your teeth and staring as defiantly as you could, you uttered back
“i-i-i-i…"
>A spray of blood splattered against your face as a crossbow bolt pierced through the skull of the man holding your right arm
>”ARRRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!”
>The other man holding you let go as the crowd of psychotic satanists stared over into the woods
“I uhhh… I already have a sister…”
>”LO WHAT SHIT IS THIS!?!?!”
>>25721119
>Bursting through the underbrush came Sunset Shimmer, charging forward with blood drenched across her white armor
>She immediately decapitated a cultist in one clean swing, a geyser of blood pouring out from him as he crumpled to the ground
“SUNSET!”
>”TWILIGHT!”
>You swooned as Sunset strode forward with her sword held high, a confident smile on her face
“y-You came back for me… wait. Why are you covered in blood?”
>”Haha! I just finished purging the village!”
“p-Purging?…”
>”INDEED! Although it would seem my work is far from finished…”
>Sunset pointed her sword at the three witches and adopted a fierce glare
>”Adagio, Aria, and Sonata! I could hear your shrill voices from miles away, and I smelled your foul stench all over these peasants!”
>Her eyes narrowed as she snarled at the three of them
>”Foul temptresses, contemptuous sorceresses, incestuous fornicators! YOU MAKE ME SICK!”
>Sonata stamped her foot on the ground as she cried out
>”TIS LIES!”
>She then promptly became confused and asked aloud
>”What is an incestuous fornicator?”
>Aria groaned in reply
>”She said we are kin who like to lay with one another, fool.”
>”Oh! Well I guess it’s not all lies.”
>Adagio sneered at the two of them before jabbing a finger at Sunset
>”ENOUGH OF THIS! You Templars have meddled in our affairs for the last time! Your precious Midnight Sparkle belongs with us now. She has been marked by the Dazzling Coven, and ye shall not have her! TO ARMS!”
>The various entranced cultists pulled out daggers and clubs at Adagio’s command
>”Give her head—I MEAN bring us her head!”
>>25721128
>The mob of cultists charged forward, knocking you to the ground in their haste to get at Sunset
>”DEUS VULT! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!”
>Looking up, you saw Sunset cut down one of the cultists immediately, practically slicing him in half with a downward slash, before being surrounded by the rest of them
“SISTER!”
>Scrambling over the ground, you desperately picked up your handaxe and shield and frantically rose up to join her
>”d-d-d-Deus…”
>You took a deep breathe
>”VUUUUUUULLLLT!"
>With as much courage as you could muster, you charged forward at the crowd of cultists
>One of them twisted about just as you were about to reach him and raised up his club to beat you down
>He was too slow, and thus far too late
>Your axe cleaved directly through his skull, splattering blood against your face and into your wide eyes
>The world about you seemed to slow down as you watched his head slide through your axe and his body slump to the ground
“By the Virgin Mother, I just killed someone.”
>”Good show Twilight!”
>Looking up, you watched as Sunset stabbed a man through his chest with her sword before kicking him to the ground
>She then promptly slammed another cultist with her shield as she shouted
>”TO HELL WITH YE!”
>Another spurt of blood splattered against your chest as you watched Sunset slaughter several more men
“i-I think i-I’m going to be i-ill…”
>Just as you felt your stomach turn, a violent blur struck you in the face and you fell to the ground
>>25721139
>The burly barkeeper from before stood over you and laughed before brandishing a two-balled flail
>He pointed a finger at you and bellowed
>”YOU! You will regret what you have done this day. I will make you regret ever being BORN! You’re going to wish you never left your mother’s womb, where it was warm! and safe!… and wet!”
>Shuddering in horror, you attempted to back away from the man as he continued to talk shit
>”I’m going to show you pain you never knew existed! You’re going to see a whole new spectrum of pain! LIKE A RAINBOW!”
>Your horror began to fade as you stared up at the man in confusion
“y-Yeah?"
>”BUT… this isn’t just any ORDINARY RAINBOW… it’s—“
>The man’s speech was cut short as Sunset twisted him around and raised her mailed fist at him
>Sunset’s fist slammed into his face with such velocity that an eyeball of his shot out as he collapsed to the ground
>”AAAAARRRRGGGHH!!!”
>Raising up her sword Sunset stabbed the man through his back as he convulsed in agony, twisting the blade through him and shooting another mist of blood onto you
>Deciding that you had had well enough, you promptly hugged your knees and lied motionless on the ground while Sunset mercilessly slaughtered the rest of them
“i-Is it over?”
>”NO!”
>”GAAAAAAHH!!!”
>”YES!”
>Tilting your head up, you looked about and saw that all of the cultists were dead, leaving only yourself, Sunset, and the three Dazzlings alive
>”UGH! I told you guys these villagers were useless!”
>”NOT NOW ARIA!”
>Adagio shook her fist through the air as she scowled at Sunset
>”You have not seen the last of us! I swear that neither of you will ever make it to the Holy Land. YOUR SOULS ARE OURS!”
>>25721152
>At that, Adagio pulled a small black ball from out of her sleeve and threw it to the ground
>The ball released a small trail of smoke before burning out and being blown away by the wind
>The three of them then quickly ran off into the woods, being terribly slowed down by the various branches in their way
>Sunset stomped her foot on the ground
>”BLAST! They disappeared!”
“What?”
>”Devilish sorcery! FITTING FOR COWARDS SUCH AS YOURSELVES!”
“s-Sister, I can clearly see them right over—“
>Before you could finish, Sunset fell to the ground and wrapped her arms around you
>”Thank God you’re alright Twilight. Did those witches do anything to you?”
>Blushing furiously, your body melted in Sunset’s arms as she held you close
“n-No… I mean, t-they said some things, but I’m ok now… n-now that…”
>Sunset looked into your eyes as you averted your gaze from her
“n-n-now that… you’re here.”
>Giving you a large grin, Sunset tightened her embrace over you before helping you to your feet
>”Sunrise will come within several more hours. Thou should get some rest back at the inn before we resume our journey.”
“y-Yes sister.”
>Sunset grabbed hold over your hand and led you back into the smoldering village
>Getting to Jerusalem didn’t sound like it’d be quite as easy as you once thought
>>25721164
And thus ends another chapter in the tale of CrusaderLight.
What else will await our brave heroines on the road to the Holy Land?
>>25721177
>“Oh no. This is just like one of my oriental portraitures!”
I lost at this.
Pretty nice chunk of update as always
>>25721205
Thanks m8, glad you enjoyed it!
Also,
Would Crusade with/10 Moondancer you got there
Hello, 10.
Good bye, 10.
>>25721177
Beautiful
Who's lurking
>>25722150
Hola.
Sunset is now owned by both twilights
>>25722327
B-by both of them?
>>25722327
>"So are you ready for round 2?"
"But I don't really..."
>"What are you saying? Didn't you say you loved us?"
"Yeah, but I'm tired and..."
>"Are you gonna break poor human Twilight heart? Are you saying that?"
>"It would be pretty awful..."
"No, but I..."
>"Then let's not waste more time. Who do you want to do first?"
"I-I just want to rest... I'd like to go to school a-and see my friends again... I-I'd like to go home..."
>"Don't be silly Sunset. This is our new home."
Captcha: Sunset Rd.
>>25722417
>both of them?
Both of them.
>>25723472
She is too cute
>>25719202
>Your phone buzzes with another text from Trender
>"Come on, come over. What else do you have to do?"
"I'm with a friend?"
>"Who?"
"Not your business."
>"Come on, you know you want to come over. I'll pick you up, it'll be fine."
"No."
>"Come on!"
"I said no."
>"You're wasting your time and you know it. Just tell me where to pick you up."
>Starlight nudges your cheek with hers
>"Twilight? Are you okay?"
"Hmm? Yeah, I'm fine."
>"You sure? You're really shaky..."
>Starlight takes ahold of one of your hands, holding it up to your face
>Your fingers are trembling, and Starlight clamps her hand around yours to try and calm them
"It's nothing."
>"Are you sure? You know you can tell me."
"I know..."
>Starlight sits up, wrapping her arms around you and pulling you against her, letting your head rest on her chest
>It's a bit patronizing of a gesture, but she's too comfortable to resist
"Can I ask you a big question, Star?"
>"You know those are my favorite kind of questions, Twilight."
"Heh, right. So..."
>You adjust yourself atop Starlight, the flowers sent of her perfume filling your nostrils with each breath you take
"If you know something's bad for you, but you still want it anyway... does that make you a bad person?"
>>25724456
>Starlight rubbing cheeks with Twi
HNNG
>muh hipster savior
Seriously, Twi? Why are you craving Trenderdong this badly?
>>25724501
He could be literal Satan and it would be okay as long as he's hot.
>>25724456
>Starlight smiles, her chest swelling in a contented sigh
>"How bad are we talking, Twilight? You're not planning a murder, are you?"
>She chuckles, patting your back
"No. Not that bad. But still bad."
>"Well, have you thought about why you want this thing so badly?"
"I have."
>"And?"
"It's... it's the same thing we always end up talking about."
>"I find that's often the case."
"What is?"
>"No person really fixes their problems, at least in my experience. They just learn to deal with them, or get better at hiding them."
"So..."
>"So of course it doesn't make you a bad person, Twilight. In fact, I think it'd be impossible to be a good person if you weren't inclined to act poorly. Still, you should try to understand where this desire is coming from."
"Right..."
>"People are complicated, Twilight. Some more than others. You, in particular, are an enigma of an individual if I've ever seen one. Please don't mistake your own complication for immortality. You deserve better than that."
>Unable to find the words, you simply nod, nuzzling closer to Starlight
>She wraps the blanket around you, one hand stroking your back
>"And please don't forget: even if you don't always want what's right for you, there are some of us who do. We'll keep you safe, Twilight. I promise."
>At that moment, you phone buzzes again
>Without even bothering to check the message, you reach into your pocket and switch it off
>And then, wrapped in Starlight embrace, you allow the howling winter winds to lull you to sleep
>>25724553
>Please don't mistake your own complication for immortality
Yes twilight please don't think you are immortal.
*immorality, not immortality
>>25724553 (You)
>You wake up the next morning to find her cooking breakfast, wrapped in her favorite robe
>She's fixed up a huge plate of hash browns along with jelly toast, and carries them over when she realizes you're awake
>You mumble your thanks, allowing her to slide under the blanket with you
>"Sleep well?"
>You nod, biting into your breakfast
"Better than I have in weeks. Thank you, Star."
>"What for?"
>You look at her like she's crazy
"For... everything? I mean... you let me stay here, you make me food, you..."
>Slept with you...
"You're the best."
>Starlight shrugs, the color in her face showing she's clearly flattered
>"Well... you know, it's what I do."
>The two of you eat in silence a bit, staring out at the bleached-white landscape outside
>The plows have made a round down the street, but it's still a slushy mess
>"So? Anything you want to do?"
>You shrug
"I'm fine with doing nothing at all, honestly. I've had enough insanity happen this week, just chilling here is fine with me. If it's okay with you too."
>Starlight pats you on the back
>"Of course it is. Here, I'll go fix us some more hot chocolate."
>The two of you spend the morning outside, sitting on plastic lawn chairs on the landing outside Starlight's apartment, admiring the snow-covered beauty around you
>Starlight rolls some snowballs up, and uses them to build a tiny, well-organized army of little snowmen next to her
>>25724638
>equal snowmen army
I like this Starlight.
I hate you for making me waifu Starlight.
>>25724638
>You roll a huge snowball of your own, briefly contemplating using it to smush her little army
>Then you realize that she's etching little snow uniforms into each one -- complete with equals-sign insignias -- and, well, you just can't
>Later, by pure accident, you let slip that you're studying Japanese to Starlight
>"Really!? Why didn't you tell me!? That's awesome!"
"I mean... I'm not that good at it..."
>Plus you haven't even touched the language in like three weeks
>"Still, I'm impressed! You'll teach me, right?"
>She bats her eyelids at you, her face one you simply can't say no to
>And that's how you ended up spending a day teaching hiragana to Starlight Glimmer
>She picks them up fast, almost inhumanly so, her handwriting better than yours after only writing the characters a few times
>It's hard not to be jealous
>And when you have her read a few simple words, her accent is flawless
>By the end of the day, she's already speaking in simple sentences
>At around nine o'clock, you finally turn your phone back on
>Since last night, you've received a full ten messages from Trenderhoof
>And one call from your mom
>You call her back, letting her know you're okay, and that you're staying with Starlight again
>She's pretty understanding, asking you to be home soon, because she'd like the two of you to share dinner
>You agree, and bid goodbye to Starlight
>She wraps you in a tight hug before you leave, practically lifting you into the air with her enthusiasm
>"Thank you, Twilight. This has been the best weekend I've had in... well, a long time."
>She rocks back on her heels, tilting her head and pursing her lips, as if expecting a kiss, but afraid to look to look expectant
>And this time, you give it to her
>>25724754
F O R B I D D E N
L O V E
S T U F F
>>25724853
>friend rice
Rice are friends, not food!
>>25724874
my spelling is a fucking mess today
>>25724754
>As you drive home, you try to ponder what's changed, letting the radio blare cheesy music in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFM3p2ACelY [Embed]
>You don't even know why you kissed her
>It just felt right, somehow
>Like you owed it to her, after everything she'd done for you
>But there was more to it than that, really
>It felt... strange, sure
>But comforting at the same time
>The security you feel with Starlight, the acceptance, you could taste all of it in that kiss
>Your lips still tingle at the memory
>You're sure you're not gay, but...
>If felt right
>Your mom tackle-hugs you the minute you enter the house, ruffling your cropped hair
>"Hey kiddo! How was your snow day?"
>You shrug
"Pretty good. Watched some cartoons with Starlight. Nothing interesting."
>"Sounds good. Come on, I made spaghetti!"
>It's one of the three things your mom can actually cook, the other two being fried rice and meatless chili
>Still, you're not going to say no to a hot meal, and dole out a large helping for yourself
>"So, tell me more about the dance! You barely gave me any of the juicy details."
>A small, hollow spot opens in your chest at the memory
>>25724892
"It was.... it was fine."
>"Just fine? Something happen?"
"No! Just... eh, it was kinda boring."
>The complete opposite of the truth, but your mom nods as if she understood
>"Oh. Did you not get to dance?"
"I did, but... eh. I was thinking it'd be a bit more... I dunno. Dances always look so crazy in movies."
>"True. But you had a good time at least, right? Even if wasn't an amazing night?"
"Oh, yeah. I got to hang out with Anon and some of his friends afterwards."
>"That's no so bad, then. Were they nice?"
"Yeah... yeah, super nice. But yeah, there's really not much to tell. It was kind of just a regular night."
>"That's good, sweetie. So what about that girl Starlight?"
"Uh... she's..."
>Oh Jesus, how do you explain Starlight to your mom?
"She's really smart. And nice. We like a lot of the same cartoons."
>You can feel sweat building on your neck, and hope your mom doesn't notice your nervousness
>She'd probably be perfectly accepting if you told her what *really* went on between you and Starlight, but the sheer embarrassment of it grips your heart like a vice
>"Aww, that sounds like fun. That's a lot of friends you've made, huh?"
"Yeah... yeah, a lot."
>"I'm proud of you, sweetie."
>You mom pats your hand, doling more spaghetti out for the both of you
>Thankfully, the rest of dinner is spent listening to your mom complain about work, and the sheer retardation of her parents
>"And I had to explain to him *three times* that just because his baby was coughing doesn't mean the stupid thing has ebola!"
>You smile along with your mom, glad to be discussing something other than your mess of a social life
>After dinner, you head back up to your room, gathering your books for school tomorrow
Be back later tonight.
>>25725000
Witnessed
>mfw listening to roundabout while reading Twalot's Bizarre Adventure
>>25722476
I want more slaveset
I want Twilight tohave a perfectly normal life
>>25726408
impossible
>>25695485
>First for Twi Twi/ I need (insert any Dot story)
You talking about me m8where is dot
Hey guys, sorry I didn't write at all today, I have no excuses but procrastination.
I'll try to make it up tomorrow for sure.
>>25727210
Looking forward to it
Twalot's Bizarre Adventure when
>scitwi will never go to equestria
>scitwi will never learn how horns control magic
>scitwi will never figure out how to replicate it with her hands
>scitwi will never use her power to her advantage
>>25728227
>scitwi will never use her magic hands on you
>>25728282
>"Twilight why can't I move?"
"I cast a freeze spell on you, now you can't move and I can do whatever I want to you"
Why is she so perfect
>>25727776
Couple minutes.
>>25705569
>Needless to say, Moondancer isn't too happy when she wakes up
>Your gang, as always, is skipping class to focus on more important things
>Like getting to the bottom of these recent attacks
>"Gah! What the hell are you doing to me, Sparkle!? Let me go!"
>Moondancer struggles in vain against the Gorilla Glue™ holding her upside-down against the wall
>It wasn't necessary to hang her like this, sure, but Maud thought it might make her more truthful
"Not until you tell us why you attacked me today! Who are you working for?"
>"No one! I just... I just wanted my revenge, okay? It's not that hard, you idiot!"
"As if I'd buy that! I know you were working for someone, and I'm not letting you free until you tell me who!"
>Moondancer shakes her head so hard her glasses slip off her face
>"A-ah! Hey! My glasses!"
>You stoop down and pick them up
>"G-give those back! I can't see anything without my glasses!"
"I'll give them back when you tell us why you attacked me!"
>"I told you, I wanted revenge!"
"Revenge for what?"
>"For... personal reasons!"
>She bites her lip, struggling against the unbreakable bonds of Gorilla Glue™
"No glasses until I get a confession."
>"Gah!"
>With one final effort to break free, Moondancer goes limp, hanging from the wall by her wrists and ankles, her chest heaving
>"Fine. I'll tell you. Just let me go, okay?"
>Something in Moondancer's voice tells you she's not lying
>You kneel down next to her, using your hamon to melt the glue away from her wrists
>She falls to the floor in an unceremonious heap, bonking her head
>>25728690
>"Ow..."
>She sits up, rubbing her head
>You try to help her up, but she slaps your hand away
>"I was really mad at you, okay?"
"Because I didn't go to your birthday party ten years ago?"
>"Because you didn't go to my-- hey!"
"Are you still on that birthday party thing?"
>"Yes! It really hurt my feelings!"
"I'm sorry, okay? I've apologized like a hundred times. Why are you still mad about it?"
>"Because it was a really good party!"
"You turned ten. How great could it have been?"
>"Really great! We had chocolate cake, and ice cream, and... and... and no one was there but me!"
"Oh."
>"I just wanted one friend to come! I thought I could count on you!"
"Uh... you never told me no one else went..."
>"Because I didn't want to! It's embarrassing!"
"I'm sorry, Moons."
>"Don't call me that!"
"But... was it really worth trying to kill me because I didn't go to your party?"
>"YES..."
>You raise an eyebrow at her
>"I mean... that might have been a bit extreme, but... I was hurting badly!"
"For seven years?"
>"Yes! You tore my soul out!"
"..."
>"Stop staring at me like that!"
"Are you *sure* you're not being a little overdramatic?"
>"Completely positive!"
Some Hamon Twilight fanart by I Am Nude
Isn't he the best?
>>25728741
"..."
>"I mean... okay, maybe I shouldn't have tried to kill you... but you didn't have to abandon me!"
"I didn't abandon you. You left town the week after I didn't go to you party."
>"Yeah, but... but you never called!"
"You didn't give me your number."
>"You never wrote!"
"I didn't have your address!"
>"You... you never tried to be my friend!"
"Because I thought you didn't want to be my friend! You left without a goodbye!"
>"Because I thought *you* didn't want to be *my* friend!"
"Then... then... wait..."
>Both you and Moondancer glance away from each other, trying to figure out what the hell is going on
>"So... yeah! You're horrible!"
"At least I didn't try to kill anyone!"
>"Well... at least... um... at least I didn't skip *your* birthday!"
"Alright, yeah, I didn't go to your party. I'm horrible! Can we finally move past it, please? I skipped your party, you tried to kill me. Congrats, we're both terrible people."
>"As long as you admit it, then I'm happy."
>Moondancer crosses her arms, grinning smugly, as if she's won
>You just shake your head
>"So... what now?"
"Huh?"
>"What next?"
"What are you talking about?"
>"I'm a part of your team now!"
>>25728886
Forgot to attach picture.
>>25728896
This already jumped up to my favorite twilight story.
>>25728896
That's fucking awesome
>>25728896
does twilight have a5 or 6 pointedstar on the back of her neck
>>25728886
"Whoa, whoa, what? Says who!?"
>"Says me! We've forgiven each other, so now we can be friends! I have to be part of your team!"
"Like hell! You just tried to kill me!"
>Moondancer stomps her foot, pouting
>"Yeah but I didn't!"
"That... that doesn't make it okay!"
>Trixie steps between the two of you
>"Actually, Twilight, Trixie has to agree with Moondancer. Our team could most certainly use an additional fighter, especially if more of these mysterious attacks are to come!"
"Wh-what? Why are you siding with her!?"
>"Because Trixie wants what's best for the team, Twilight. It's only logical."
>"Listen to your autistic friend, Twilight. She's right."
"You... I can't believe this!"
>You turn to Maud
"Maud, come on! You have to agree with me, they're crazy, right?"
>Maud shrugs
>"I don't really care. If she tries something stupid, I'll just hit her."
>She whacks her palms together for emphasis, and the room trembles slightly
>Moondancer gulps
>"Y-yeah! You've got nothing to worry about!"
>You narrow your eyes at her
"You're up to something, Moons. I've known you too long to think otherwise."
>"I'm not! We're friends again, right?"
"No! We're not friends! You tried to kill me!"
>"Only because you skipped my party!"
"You... you..."
>You place your head in your hands, defeated
"I give up. Alright, you're a part of our team, fine. But the minute you step out of line..."
>Maud snaps her fingers, sounding like a gunshot
>>25729170
I didn't realize until now that jojo has a lot of redeemed enemies joining the cast
Speedwagon, Kakyoin, Polanariff, OkayasuStarlight when
>>25729214
A lot in 4 actually.I'm so glad we're getting it animated soon.If that one makes it's run then based vento aureo is almost guaranteed
>>25729214
>super strong and purple
>can float and manipulate time
She will obtain 「e q u a l i t y」
>>25729170
"Now... what do you know about these attacks?"
>"A-attacks?"
>Moondancer tries to play innocent, but she's not much of an actor
"Yeah, the attacks. Like, you know, the one where you tried to kill me? And the one where those two clowns tried to beat up Trixie?"
>"I, uh..."
>Moondancer sighs, hanging her head
>"If I tell you... you have to promise you won't tell anyone, alright?"
"Who am I gonna tell?"
>"Just..."
>She wrings her hands behind her back, glancing side-to-side
>"There's this girl. Sunset Shimmer. She's... a senior, I think. And she's got this crazy-powerful stand. A bunch of underclassmen are starting to form a gang under her leadership because... because she's just that powerful. She promises she'll share her popularity with them once she's at the top, or something."
"Popularity? All this just for the admiration of some high schoolers?"
>"I don't know all the details. She just promised me a chance to fight you if I joined her. So... yeah. Sorry if I wasn't much help."
>She hangs her head, but you take no notice
"Sunset Shimmer, huh? She wants to fight just for popularity? Well, then I'll give her a fight!"
>You fling the doors of the school open, marching down the halls
"There's only room for one girl to be the most popular at CHS, and my gut tells me it's going to be me!
>>25729638
This adventure is absolutely bizarre.
And it's fucking great.
>>25729955
I like how he's got hamon mixed in with stand(s)
And Maud is definitely my favorite character in this so far.
>>25715499
The surefire way to lower your standards is to:
>Be around other people and stop watching your shows
This will expose you more to the dregs of society and show you just what you're working with, while also robbing you of the thing you used to compare everyone to.
>Get fit but not too fit
Fat people and /fit/izens have unrealistic expectations of who they can get. Both want 9/10 cocksucking house wives. If you're moderately fit, like lets say cardio, or you're really strong but have some belly fat, then you'll feel like you deserve a good girl, but you'll also feel like because of your body, you don't deserve the BEST girl.
>Buy a sword
The uglier the girl, the more likely it is her vagina, on the seventh day of bleeding, will open a hole to the underworld. Keep a sword or some other weapon on hand to fight off the monster that escape it.
>>25715748
I love being worshiped. It really strokes my ego.
>>25724456
>still wanting trender
>after all this bullshit
Yes, twilight. It does make you a bad person.
>>25726408
Next thing you'll tell me is thatFlash Sentry and Scilight should be a thing
>>25714745
>>25728896
I'll make another picture with the new Twiggle art.
>>25728896
>>25729170
>>25729638
Is Twiggles going to have a stand or is she just going to stick to Hamon? Kind of want to give her the Anon stand I used last picture.
>>25732270
I wonder which subject SciTwi loves the most...I hope it's Boolean algebra
>>25731613
Right now, I'm just planning on having her use hamon. Your stand art is really cool, though, but hamon is more flexible and easier to write.
>>25732359
It's good to keep it a little diverse. I'm getting vibes of parts 1, 3, 4, and 6 from it already.
keeping the thread alive before writing
More fanart by I am Nude
>>25729638
>"Twilight! Where are you going?"
>Trixie chases after you, with Maud dragging Moondancer along behind her
"I'm going to the registrar's office! I'm going to find out who this Sunset Shimmer girl is, and I'm going to kick her ass! Nobody sends their goons to pick on my friends!"
>You storm down to the main hall, students clearing a path as you stomp towards the office
>However, one girl refuses to step away
>She takes up a position directly in your path, her back turned to you
"Hey! Look out!"
>The girl just chuckles, her voice low and raspy
>She's dressed in a thick leather jacket that hangs down past her waste, its collar lined with white fur, and her parents are very, very tight, revealing muscled thighs that look like they could crush diamond between them
>Her hair is white and cropped short, the tips died purple
>The girl still refuses to move
"Hey, uh, excuse me? I gotta get through here!"
>You reach out to touch the girl's shoulder, hoping to get her attention
>And then, suddenly, the world inverts
>You feel yourself blasted back by an invisible force, crashing painfully against a row of trash cans, flattening them
>Trixie gasps in fear
>"She... she just knocked Twilight across the room! Without even touching her!"
>The girl turns, her chuckle increasing in volume
>"I was wondering when I'd run into you, dweeb."
>She snaps her fingers, and you're lifted and tossed sideways, slamming into a row of lockers
>"H-how is she doing that? She's brutalizing Twilight without even touching her!"
>Trixie clamps her hands over her mouth, backing away from the attacker
>>25733538
>The girl just snarls at her, and Trixie jumps behind Maud, shaking
>"You dorks really think you have what it takes to beat up Sunset? Ha! Fat chance. I'll put your heads through that wall before you even get a look at her!"
"Oh? Is that so?"
>Filling your lungs with air, you allow your hamon to course through your body, coiling it in your legs and using the energy to launch yourself forward
>The white-haired girl doesn't even dodge
>Instead, you feel yourself buffeted by that invisible force again, tossing you off course
>Your punch connects with the wall instead of the girl's face, smashing a hole through the concrete
"H-how?"
>"Ha! Are you too dumb to realize, dork? It's my stand, 「Blackmore's Rainbow!」"
>The girl poses, crossing her arms behind her head and jutting her impressive hips out to one side
>A pair of wings unfurls from her back, the feathers glowing with a vibrant spectrum, casting a rainbow pattern across the hall
>"I have complete control over airflow and air pressure! Which means a worthless geek like you can't even touch me!"
>Her wings shimmer, and you feel yourself lifted into the air, and tossed down the hall
>You hit the ground hard, rolling over and over until you slam into the wall
>Blood is pouring down your face from a cut in your forehead, but you manage to stagger to your feet nonetheless
"Omae..."
>The girl launches herself down the hall, her rainbow wings propelling her at an inhuman speed toward you
>You ready your fists, struggling to maintain control of your hamon despite the pain wracking your body
>Suddenly, light fills your vision as 「Moon Child」appears in front of you, its four arms arrayed to block the girl's onslaught
>The two of them collide together with a blast that knocks you off your feet
>「Moon Child」pummels the girl with lightspeed punches, but it can't seem to connect
>"A light-based stand, huh? Not bad! But all too easy for someone like me!"
>"But... how!?"
>>25733621
>Moondancer appears behind the white-haired girl, her face shining with sweat and strain from maintaining her barrage against her enemy
>"Look!"
>Trixie points at the girl, and now that you look closely, you notice the air around her seeming to distort and vibrate each time 「Moon Child」throws a punch, diverting it
>"Yeah, dweeb! I control the air pressure, and its density too! I can refract your light easily! In fact..."
>She strikes a pose, holding one arm outstretched towards 「Moon Child」
>Immediately, the air around it shimmers and distorts, tearing the stand into several fragments of warped light
>"N-no!"
>Moondancer sinks to her knees, blood pouring from her mouth
>The girl clutches at Moondancer, and she rises into the air, struggling
>"I... I can't breathe!"
>Trixie gasps
>"She's... she's pulling the air out of Moondancer's lungs!"
>You struggle to your feet again, wiping blood out of your face
>The white-haired girl is completely ignoring you now, her concentration solely focused on robbing Moondancer of her oxygen
>You take a deep breath, filling your palm with hamon, and launch yourself forward
"No one gets to beat up Moon but me, you fucking *cunt*!"
>You slam your palm into her back, blasting her with energy
>The girl cries out in pain, your energy force blasting her down the hall and into a set of double doors
>She crashes through them, landing in a heap on the soccer fields
>Groggily, she pulls herself to her feet, fury in her eyes
>"You... you bitch! How dare you hit me!?"
>"Good job, Twilight! You saved Moondancer!"
"Yeah, yeah, that's great. We can't celebrate just yet! Everyone, form up on me!"
>Moondancer steps up next to you, her stand reassembling itself
>Maud takes a position in the front, cracking her knuckles
>"I'm going to hit her in the face."
>>25733538
>>25733621
>>25733698
Nice, working on that picture while you write.
>>25733698
"Good plan, Maud."
>"Twi..."
>Moondancer touches your shoulder
>"Thank you. For saving me."
"Don't mention it."
>"No, seriously. After I tried to kill you, you--"
"I said don't mention it! We've got bigger problems right now!"
>As if to highlight your point, a huge gust of air hits you from behind, pulling you, Moondancer, Trixie, and Maud through the doors and towards the white-haired girl
>She slams your team on the ground with a flick of her wrist
>"You dweebs wanna play rough? Alright! Let's fucking play rough!"
>She snaps her fingers, a ball of compressed air arcing through the air towards you
>You try to summon enough hamon to deflect it, but the impact has left you aching and breathless
>Just as you're bracing yourself for the pain of impact, Maud throws herself between you and the missile, her fist connecting with the ball of air
>A concussive boom echoes through the air, hurting your eardrums, and the ball ruptures
>Maud cracks her neck, unfazed
>"That was easier than I thought."
>"Oh yeah, smartass? Try these!"
>She beats her prismatic wings, sending a a rapid-fire burst of the air bubbles toward you
>Maud's fists fly into a frenzy, stirring the air into a mini-whirlwind as she smashes each missile
>But there's only so much the poor girl can take
>Maud, slowly, begins to falter, sweat beading on her forehead as her punches slow
>A missile impacts against her, and she grunts in pain
>A flare of light appears next to her, as 「Moon Child」joins her, its four arms flying as it helps to deflect the missles
>Maud sinks to her knees, her breathing heavy
Realized I forgot to post the musical reference for Gilda's stand.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7GoRnWV8cE
>>25733797
>The white-haired girl is clearly being pushed to her limits as well, but she has one trick left
>She ceases the barrage suddenly, beating her wings as she takes to the skies, soaring towards you
> "「Blackmore's Rainbow」, special ability, CATCH THE RAINBOW!"
>She spreads her wings to their full span, and a rain of the rainbow feathers streaks down toward you
> 「Moon Child」tries to block them, but the feathers pass right through the stand, sinking into your, Trixie's, Maud's, and Moondancer's bodies
>Immediately, you vision erupts like a bad acid trip, everything around you twisting and deforming, with strange blots of color forming in your vision
>You try to focus on the white-haired girl, but you can't see her
>Rather, you can, but it seems like she's currently sinking into the ground, which is crawling with purple frogs
"Oh God..."
>You sink to your knees, dizzy and feeling sick
>"How do you like it? CATCH THE RAINBOW complete disorients any opponent it touches. Even if you weren't completely exhausted, you wouldn't have a chance. Of course, I can't make use of my other powers while it's active... but I don't need them!"
>A heavy fist slams into your mouth, knocking you onto your ass
>At least, you *think* it was a fist, under the influence of her attack it looked more like a smiling shark with a boxing glove on its nose
>You roll over, trying to protect your ribs
>A kick connects with your arm, your cover narrowly keeping it from destroying your chest
>You take a deep breath, trying to summon more of your hamon, but you can't even tell where the other girl is
>>25733538
>her parents are very, very tight
>>25733910
>Kicks and punches seem to rain down around you, battering you down into the ground
>You grab a rock up from the ground, using your hamon to blast it toward where you think the white-haired girl is, but you miss completely
>Another kicks hits you stomach, rolling you over
>You hear her foot raise into the air to stomp on you, and you realize what you have to do
>Her foot comes down hard on your stomach, sending a horrible green pain rocketing through your body
>And then, you wrap your hands around her boot, digging your fingers in around the mouth of it, touching the skin of her leg
>And then you let loose all the hamon remaining in your body, sending a wave of pure power rocketing through her body
>The girl cries out in pain, staggering backwards
>The effect of her CATCH THE RAINBOW attack fades from your vision, and you can finally see the girl again
>Smoke is pooling from her body, and her face is twisted in pain and rage
>"You... you fucking *cunt*! How dare you!?"
>She summons her stand again, spreading her wings
>However, you notice that the color has drained from them, leaving the feathers dull and gray
>You raise your fists, trying to control your breathing enough to get some hamon coursing through your body
>You're hurt pretty bad, and so is the other girl, from the looks of things
>But neither of you is about to give this up
>She takes a step toward you, and you take one towards her, ready to knock her head off for making fun of your friends
>You raise your fist, hamon crackling at your fingertips, ready to smash her stupid face in
>And then, suddenly...
>"Gilda! What the hell are you doing!?"
>Both of you turn, surprised
>A rainbow-haired girl who you half recognize strolls out onto the field
>She's dressed in loose-fitting gym clothes, with a soccer ball clutched under her arm
>"D-Dash! Nothing, I...
>She glances guiltily at your friends, all of whom are lying in a heap
>Specifically Trixie
>"Did you beat up an autistic girl!?"
>>25734158
Ah, shit. I'm sure you realize that was supposed to say "pants."
Still, I need to get better at proofreading this shit.
>>25734195
I do, just pointing out for proofreading purposes if you decide to pastebin this.
In love with this green so far.
>>25719083
"N-No. Don't worry I got this."
>She takes a look at you, shrugging off your response and going back to working.
>You made sure that there was no eye contact, making this a little bit awkward as a whole.
>Your priority is to not look dumb and holy shit was it hard.
>You kept erasing, thinking that your initial idea would work, then the next.
>But it just never added up.
>After your last attempt, you put the pencil down and sigh out of disbelief.
>You really needed that help.
"Hey uh, Twilight?"
>She chuckles, predicting what you were about to say.
>"Sure, just let me see!"
>As you were about to give her your notebook, she stands up and walks over to your side of the table.
>She was right next to you, her lavender scent filling your nose.
>The scent wasn't the thing that bothered you, in fact it's quite enjoyed it.
>What was odd is how close she was, not a feet of distance between the two of you.
>And Twilight seemed to try to make it even shorter, touching shoulders.
>You could've sworn she had a faint hue of red around her pale cheeks, but you were way too concentrated on your notebook and seeing what went wrong in the process.
>Both of you were so close that you're starting to feel like your face is getting red as well.
>Must be the temperature, right?
>She gives out a light chuckle at something you overlooked, correcting you for it.
>"See, right there you should've divided instead of multiplied..."
>Twilight gave you looks occasionally, having the habit of doing it after explaining something to you.
>And her explaining was always in detail, cutting no corners.
>She knew her shit real good.
>And after a while, your homework was done.
>For once your were happy about school related shit.
"Phew! This is gonna be quite something to remember...I wonder how you do it."
>"Practice makes perfect, right?"
"Heh, I guess so."
>You check on your phone and it's 4 PM now, you still got time to spend.
And it's done.
Applejack's stand is apple
So many good pictures of Twilight, why is she so perfect?
>>25735472
i want scitwi to be my girlfriend and sunset to be my palbut then she'd be a third wheel
>>25735354
>sunset_and_twilight_on_drugs_for_the_first_time.png
>>25735544
>Sunset
>third wheel
She's pretty and popular. She wouldn't have much issue finding a date.Is it just me or do I wanna know some more detail about Flash and Sunset's relationship when they were dating?
>>25735638
Sunset, being the hot girl she is, easily got a date with flash
She treated him like shit and he acted like a beta the whole time
Once sunset couldnt get any more popular she dumped flash and told him he should only date weird girls because those will be the only ones who won't think he is a beta faggot
When pony twilight came along flash instantly noticed how weird she was and thats why he has a crush on twilight
>>25735472
Das cute
>>25735638
I'd also like to know more. I would have no problem with him appearing again just for that.
>>25735725
>beta Flash
I like this headcanon.
>>25735725
>be flash
>sunset broke up with you
>she said you were a beta faggot and only retards should date you
>see this new girl walk around like a horse and slam into a door
>this in my chance
>start following her around the school
>take stalker photos
>she is in trouble for making messes around the school
>use stalker photos to save her
>she becomes prom queen
>try and get close to her
>yes I am 5 feet away from her
>she left the school and nobody saw her for the next 6 months
>suddenly these three girls show up
>I might have a shot with one of them
>the horse girl appears
>she joins the battle of the bands
>she wins with sunset
>hug her and congratulate her
>she awkwardly walks away
>again she dissapeared for three months
>this time she is part of the rival school and wears glasses
>she dosen't even reconize me
>>25736419
There's always Derpy, right?
Psychologist Twi from Lesson Zero is almost ponified SciTwi
>>25736535
When it comes to derpy flash is in the friend zone
>>25736608
So close, it was a premonition
>>25737342
>>25737519
I needto post this.
>tfw apparently i have my own buzzphrases now
>tfw i still feel empty inside
Twi Twi incoming. Hopefully I haven't forgotten the whole plot. Hopefully someday I'll take the time to post with images again, because it's kind of fun in some twisted and strange way.
http://pastebin.com/AwyMrptk
>>25737541
>You follow Shining into the (pretty warm once again) store.
>It looks pretty much like the other. In fact, you swear the rings are the same.
>That doesn't stop Shining from checking the tags again, though.
>Why can't he just look at the pretty gems?
>You do it even though the stares are making you uncomfortable, including the ones from the cameras pointing at you right now, maybe recording everything to pass that data to the NIA for perpetual storage in a file referring to everything you do.
>But just look to those colors, at the subtle refractions and little rainbows contained inside every diamond.
>How could anyone not want something like that?
>Even the counter glass looks full of details.
>And your hand looks amazing today, too.
>"Are you really sure Cadance needs one with a gem?"
>Well, does she?
>Do you know her well enough to make a proper judgment on her likings?
>Is a good ring and only a good ring completely and by all means necessary for the integrity of the new lives they will lead?
>Does she deserve a gift that possess such beauty?
"Yes, of course she does."
>Shining scratches his head.
>"You sure?"
"Absolutely."
>Cadance is pretty cool. She deserves it.
>>25737561
>Shining asks a few questions to the people working there, while you read a poster on diamond cuts, clarity, and color.
>Oh, and carat, apparently. There are many C's.
>There's also people working there in plain view with diamonds so small you can't see them.
>Although your eyesight isn't perfect, so maybe it has to do with that.
>It would seem very easy for them to sneak out with one. How do they control them? Do they have a diamond detector on the door? Do diamond detectors exist?
>You could... you know, just ask, but what if they get suspicious?
>"Are you ready?" asks Shining all of the sudden.
"Hm? For what?"
>"For this Sunday night when... just joking. Do you wanna go home or do you wanna walk around a bit?"
"Let's go for walk."
>How long could it take, anyway? Not much you hope.
>You go out with him, walking... somewhere. You hope he knows how to get back later.
"So did you like anything?"
>"Yeah, just one with a small diamond. It's... expensive still. I don't think I'll be able to afford it for a few months, so..."
>Your eyes catch something of a dark blue hair in front of a shop ahead, between the sea of people.
>You get startled for a second. C'mon, it can't be her, could it?
>You keep staring while Shining keeps talking, and you draw closer.
>You're beginning to have doubts. The hair looks just the same from here.
>You extend your neck to the side to get a better view, and notice there's no rose streak.
>So it's just a normal girl with some guy, who is buying ice cream with this cold.
>You don't understand some people.
>"... And then there's the wedding, and... Watcha looking at?"
>Shining leans to your side, supporting himself on your shoulder.
"Nothing."
>"Do you want some ice cream?"
"No."
>"Which flavor?"
"I don't want ice cream."
>"Mint you say?"
"Shining!"
>You hit him lightly with your elbow, and he steps away.
>"Sheesh. You're worse than Cadence when she gets angry."
"Yeah, I see why she'd do that."
>Mint is the worst flavor ever.
>>25737574
>You look again at the pair as you walk past the shop, and Shining does too.
>Though he doesn't say anything at first, he still seems to get some strange idea from it.
>"So seriously now, do you like someone in your class?"
"What? Why are you asking that?"
>"Just curious."
"Well, no, I don't."
>"Not ever?"
"No... Ok, yes, I used to like someone, but he wasn't in my class technically. He was a... teacher."
>Shining raises a brow.
>"Really? Let me guess, it was the physics one."
"Nope. The art one, Mr. Chiciro."
>"Chiciro? Oh yeah, I think remember him... Kind of funny how he walked. What did you saw in him?"
"I don't know, I just did."
>"Well, I once... Hey, look at that."
>Shining points to some guy with a little stand between some trees, which is full of cheap rings.
>Oh dear.
>"Now this looks much better."
"You can't be serious."
>As you stand in front of them you can see the difference between these and the ones at the store.
>They look just like colored glass, lacking the intricate refractions..
>The gold looks too goldy.
>And everything seems to have been touched hundreds of times.
>"Hey Twily, what do you think of this one?" he says taking a ring that has some sort of cyan crystal heart on it.
"I don't think she'd like it. Trust me, I know her."
>"You think so? How much does it cost?" he asks the guy.
>"25 bits."
>"Seems like a good deal in my opinion."
"Shining, you can't give her the first thing you find laying on the street."
>You suddenly remember the person selling these is right here.
>Wow, you're amazing. Can't you be more rude to people?
>"I guess you're right..." he says with some disappointment, and puts the ring back on the stand. "I'll think about it. Let's go."
>He begins to walk once again, and you follow as he turns his head to take a last look at the ring.
>You push him forwards so he stops with those silly ideas.
>And seriously, that heart looked too much like something for a kid. Cadance definitively wouldn't like it.
>>25737541I just really like your stories and I think you are a great writer
>>25737607
>"Here."
"Ooh, nice."
>You take a french fry and dip it in a bit of ketchup before eating it.
>This is so good. You hadn't eaten these in a long time.
>And they're pretty warm to boot.
>Shining sits with you to eat. There's a poorly made snowman sitting across the bench, which you find pretty funny to look at because it has a stupid face. There are also children throwing snowballs around.
>Shining takes a fry and dips it a lot in what appears to be hot sauce.
>He eats it confidently, but as the seconds pass you realize he... didn't thought this well.
"Hey, are you ok?"
>"Y-Yes! I'm fine!" he says, tears streaming down his face. "I'm a grown man now. This is nothing for me."
>Then he begins to cough when he tries to take another fry. Maybe you should get worried.
>But since you're his sister, you laugh at him first and then pat him in the back.
"Are you ok now?"
>"Yes, th-thanks," he practically whispers.
>You take a fry and dip it in a bit of the hot sauce to see what's the fuzz is all about.
>Uhm, wow, this explains everything.
>What else did he even expect would happen?
>You keep eating and leave half of the fries for when he's able to eat again.
>So while you wait you sit back and enjoy the scenery. It's been a long time since you...
>No, wait, you were in a park a few days ago with Twilight. It seems so long ago, too...
>But anyway, it's been a long time since you've relaxed in a park. If only your fingers weren't threatening with freezing and falling off this would be more enjoyable.
>You wonder if Twilight's freezing too right now.
>Hey, maybe she came home a moment ago, and she's waiting outside the apartment or something equally unlikely.
>If she hasn't then you have no idea what to do. It's not like you have a way to follow her, or even the crown considering she took the damn counter.
>You might as well just watch the other kids playing with those ugly floating balloons, as you do since elementary school because you never had anyone...
>Wait.
>>25737637
>You turn around on the bench and scan the park for colorful things.
>There it is, a guy selling balloons!
>With an helium tank!
>And they all float!
"Shining Shining Shining Shining!" you say almost tearing his sleeve off.
>"What's the matter?"
"I need a balloon! No, two balloons! It's of the utmost importance!" you say pointing to the agglomeration of colors behind him. He slowly turns around to look, while eating a fry.
>"Aren't you too old for those?"
"It's for science! I'll never be too old for science!"
>He takes another glance, and then searches around in his pocket for a few coins.
>"As long as you don't set the house on fire."
"Please Shining, as if I ever..."
>No, wait, you almost did that once.
>It was... scary.
"B-But helium is safe. It's more inerter than rocks... I-I mean inert, yeah."
>"If you say so."
>He gives you a few coins and you dart towards the cloud of ballons.
>There, a big bulky guy with a stubble is almost falling asleep waiting for customers.
"Excuse me sir. How much for two balloons?"
>"Huh? Uh, 4 bits, kid."
>4 bits?! That's... a much better deal than last time.
>You buy them and go back, holding them tight while making a checklist of what you have.
>You've got the tools, some circuits, batteries... and you're sure there's a big can of whipped cream in the refrigerator.
>The only thing you're missing is something for the sound.
>You could... you know, disassemble your scientific calculator and take out the speaker, and anything else you might need.
>You know how to do math anyway, so if you break it it's not much of a loss.
>But what if you need to get a standard deviation? That thing is a pain in the ass to calculate on paper.
>And you can't just demand your dad to buy you another one. Well, you can technically but--
>"So what exactly are you going to do with those?"
"I'll make a thing that detects radiation!"
>"Oh, ok."
>You'll just be extra careful when taking it apart so...
>Wait, did that guy back there called you a kid?
>>25737660
>You're back in the car with both balloons securely tied to your wrist, pressing against the ceiling.
>Helium as just as great as carbon. What's not to love about an element that even at absolute zero refuses to turn into a solid unless under great pressure?
>Or that even as a solid can still behave as a liquid?
>Shining gets inside and turns on the engine, and begins to look for a tape.
>"Prepare to get your face melted by the best bassline ever made."
>Shining switches the tape and... sets it to rewind.
"Wow, so virtuous, such skill."
>"Shut up."
>You play a bit with the balloons as Shining gets the car out of an impossibly tight space and then turn to look out the window, absent in your thoughts.
>To the point you don't even notice when the music finally starts playing. In fact, you only remember you, uh, exist when you see you're close to the apartment.
>It's quite different to step outside of the car this time. You feel... kind of sleepy, of all things.
>Everything looks boringer now.
>More dull, you mean.
>Duller.
>Yeah.
>You're never drinking so much caffeine again.
>Once you're inside your apartment you go to the bathroom, forgetting the balloons are still tied to your hands.
>It was certainly awkward.
>Anyway, once you're done you drag the balloons to your room and gather everything you're gonna need for this, plus some sweets in case you get cravy.
>Wait, does that adjective exist? Cravy? Someone who is cravy?
>"Hey, Twilight," says Shining standing on the doorway, trying to avoid your gaze.
"Yeah?"
>"Some friends are going to come this afternoon. We'll be in my room but... well, I just tell you so you don't walk around naked again."
"O-Oh, ok..."
>You're experiencing absurd amounts of embarrassment right now that you shouldn't even be feeling in the first place.
>You suddenly don't feel so inclined to do this.
>>25734838
>you will never read about the adventures of Twilight Sparkle fighting her estranged adopted sister Sunset Shimmer with the help of Pink IE Pie and Princess Cellestelly
>>25737693
>check the pastebin for a reference
>turns out i forgot to write the very line mentioning pony-Twilight took the geiger counter with her
Wow. Proo-freading at it's finest ,
Anyway, that's all.I've been getting the impression my writing gets more forced and more boring as I go, but I don't know. I think I already said this some time ago, so hopefully I'm wrong. Hopefully.
>>25737778
>spoiler
You are wrong its great
>>25737778
You aren't getting boring the plot is moving forward, even if it is slow, but I really like itI am the guy who always says "I need twitwi"
I don't want to force you to do any of your stories but I love all of them and I hope you can do what you want to
>>25737778
What are you doing tonight?
What would you do if twilight was here with you?I am celebrating now that finals are over and playing a lot of vidya
I would ask twilight to join
>>25738349
I am having a relaxing Friday evening. Went and worked out, might do some writing(Any requests?), probably will play some vidya.I just want to cuddle Twilight, man.I think I'm gonna go lie on the floor and think about my life for a bit now, wish me luck.
>>25738349
Lying in bed
Have to get up early tomorrow to take entrance exam for job but don't want to go to bed yet.
Kind of sick of everything in general and just want to board myself up in my room for a while
Having Twilight here would be very nice
>>25738558
>requests?
>twilight wakes up in a small room
>the dimensions are 10feet by 10 feet with a bathroom connected to it
>there is one twin sized bed
>a computer with internet
>a magic minifridge that refills itself with whatever she wants to eat or drink
>she cannot leave the room and cannot call for help on the internet
>what happens
>>25738996
get drunk and masturbate to ponies?
>>25739026
Exactly
I want to see twilight do that
>>25738558
Anon teaching Twilight how to ice skate
>>25739347
LEWD SUNSET. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE? whore
>>25739151
Alright, expect it tomorrow or Sunday, maybe.
sugarcoat can get fucked
>>25739618
>you will never be raped by sperglight sugarcoat at knifepoint
>you will never be constantly criticized by canon sugarcoat as you have sex with her because she is a bitch and does not give a fuck
why live
>>25739647
thank god for that
>>25739647
isn't the number 1 rule of interacting with people in the meatspace "don't put your dick in crazy"?
>>25739669
>not liking to "fuck around" with crazy bitches
>current year
>>25739802
does Twilight puff-puff the dank-dank?
>>25739802
look man, whatever. But you still have to look out for number 1 y'know?
>>25739823
You bet she doeswink wink snudge snudge
>>25739886
>Thinking anything i say is serious
Also rule 1 is "Dont let her get you drunk first"
>>25739957
I want a quick one shot of that picture
Boop
>>25740062
Hhp can you draw twilight sleeping in a bed
>>25740062
requesting a Trumplight sketch
>tfw not enough vestless Scilight images
>>25740654
Please excuse the shitty edit, I'm not an artist, I have to use a mouse and my dick isn't a perfectionist.
Bump
and pastebin: http://pastebin.com/z9CkFUWC
I'm stuck naming the Anon Stand, it's a three way tie between「Oyster Cult」,「Sugar Man」and「Honey Honey」
>>25741293
Make it Sugar Man plz
I forgot the Nightly Music Thread guys sorry.
>>25741500
It's okay anon, we can do a morning music thread?
>>25741511
Sure, I would definitely listen to this song with Twilight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM7c99vvzJQ
>>25740661
I want sunset to take off scitwis vestthen the rest of scitwis clothes
>>25741511
https://youtu.be/TGOkiyG-xF0?t=4m
>>25742646
The beautiful classic
I want to hang out with twilight and have fun with her
tig ol bitties
I really like Sperglight because I've been where she is. I've had to have numerous aides over the years, I've had to go to physical therapy and learn how to do things like make eye contact, and have been bullied near constantly and no one wanted to associate with me because I was the "weird one." I've always been told that I have a special gift though and that I can think outside of the box though and can notice things no one else does. And yes sometimes I still have trouble taking things to literally even here but I'm getting better at it
>>25744018
>tfw I am also a sperg
it hurts and I love sperglight because it is very accurate when it comes to showing how spergs feel
>>25744552
I want to datea carbon samplewith twilight
>>25743349
>Twilight
>Tig ol bitties
>Not flat as a board.
MUHMULTIVERSAL CONSTANTS
>>25745064
>mfw we are bringing MULTIVERSAL CONSTANTS back
>mfw its useless to resist
>IT'S TIME
>THE TWILIGHTS OF /NST/ UNABLE TO SETTLE THEIR DIFFERENCES, HAVE AGREED TO ENGAGE IN GLORIOUS COMBAT
>FIRST UP, STALKERLIGHT IS TAKING ON SPERGLIGHT IN GLORIOUS GLADIATORIAL COMBAT
>BOTH GIRLS ARE ARMED ONLY WITH THEIR WITS AND THEIR SWORDS, IN A ONE-ON-ONE FIGHT TO THE DEAT
>LET THE BATTLE BEGIN
>Stalker is forcibly ushered into the ring, her knees shaking
>The light blinds her as she swivels her head, taking in the rest of the arena
>A sea of purple is seated around her; millions of twilights from across the multiverse, here to watch her kill her poor autistic counterpart
>She hoists her sword onto her back, her skinny arms barely strong enough to lift it
>More than anything, she wishes Sunset were here
>Stalker squeezes her eyes shut as the memories of her lover come back; will she ever even see her again?
>Across the arena, a girl who looks almost exactly like her is pushed out into the arena
>She's carrying a long spear, her arms trembling
>Immediately, Stalker regrets she'll have to fight this poor girl
>They're not really that different, are they?
>Just two poor Twilights, captured and forced to fight to the death for the amusement of their breathren
>It's barbaric, really
>Stalker begins to advance, trying to keep her knees from collapsing under her
>SpergTwi does the same, staring at the ground
>All around the two of them, the audience screams for bloodshed
>Stalker and SpergTwi lock eyes, a silent apology passing between them
>Stalker gulps, and raises her sword, unable to keep the weapon from shaking in her grasp
>>25745406
>twilights of /nst/
could it be?
Its a small chance but I still hope you are who I hope you are
>>25744018
>>25744117
Thanks! This means a lot to me, and I'm glad you've been enjoying the green so far and Twi as a character. The thing about writing Twilight is that it's both a challenge and fun at the same time, as you're learning a lot, but writing from the point of view of an autistic character, from someone who isn't autistic himself, can be tricky. The thing I try to do is try to make Twilight and her ASD accurate, but also try to make her human rather than a walking stereotype. Where she is a caring and kind person with positive traits and flaws, rather than a stereotypical, in empathetic robo-sperg.
Again, thanks. And hopefully I'll return to writing sometime next week after Princess Scilight.
>>25746642
I cant wait
Traplight when?
>>25746936
When hell freezes over.
Speaking of, where's BBSA been?
>>25692383
Somewhat off topic to this entire thread.
I really like the Pic in the OP.
like....it's so pleasant for some odd reason.
>>25745406
Please continue. Stalker and Sperg together sounds fucking amazing.
>>25745406
more?
>>25745406
Can I have more
>>25745406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AphxyjrH4SE
>>25746952
Please excuse my faggotry, I promise more green's a coming. It's been a while since I've touched Shining and friends and I want to make sure the next update I write does it justice and all.Also I did write that CrusaderLight for shits n giggles a few nights ago
>>25745406
>mfw
>>25745503
I'm EqG's brother Clarence. EqG died in a welding accident, God rest his soul.
>>25745406
>Across from her, Sperg does much the same, holding the point of her spear towards Stalker
>She can't even keep the tip level, and refuses to look Stalker in the eye
>Step by step, Stalker advances toward her, holding the sword in front of her, trying her best not to drop it
>If she can just win this fight...
>The thought of shedding this other poor girl -- a girl who looks almost exactly like her --'s blood is too horrible to comprehend, to the point where she can feel sickness rising in her stomach
>But, if she wins...
>If she wins, they promised she could see Sunset again...
>SpergTwi's hands are sweating badly, the spear almost dropping from her grip
>Just a few more steps
>Just a few more steps, and... and you can...
>Even the word "kill" refuses to enter your head, much less the intention to do so
>She looks just like you, minus the lack of a scar...
>Just like you, and she's never done a thing to hurt her
>How can you bring yourself to hurt someone like her?
>The short answer is, you can't
>The longer answer is that, even though you can't... you still have to
>It's the only way they'll let you see your friends again
>Swallowing the bile rising in your throat, you press onward
>The crowd of the other Twilights -- if they can even be called Twilights -- howls for bloodshed, egging you to perform all sorts of horrid, violent acts on the poor girl across from you
>Her knees are shaking now, and you're surprised she can even stay upright
>>25748512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plgx--ABInA
>>25748512
>A few more steps bring you close enough to strike at the other Twilight
>She stares at you, fear shining in her eyes
"I'm s-s-s-sorry..."
>Stalker makes a half-hearted slash with her sword, but she's not even close to hitting Sperg
>Sperg steps away easily, pretending to thrust with her spear
>But the point stops inches from Stalker's stomach
>You can't do this, Sperg
>You know you can't
>Stalker advances again, holding the sword in front of her face
>It looks like she's crying now, but that could just be sweat
>You find your own eyes moistening too
>Stalker tries to swipe with the sword again, but she can't get the blade anywhere within a foot of the other girl's face
>She just looks so sad...
>Does she have a Sunset Shimmer of her own, back where she's from?
>Is there a Sunset sitting somewhere, staring out the window, crying as she wishes for her Twilight to be returned?
>You can't take take Twilight away from her Shimmer...
>Even if that Shimmer isn't your Shimmer, you can't do that to her...
>You try once more to strike the scarred version of yourself, but the sword drops from your hands, clattering to the dusty arena floor
>Without the weapon, Stalker Twilight begins to retreat
>Sperg follows her, holding the point at Stalker Twilight's chest
>It's so easy
>You just have to thrust, Sperg, and you can go home
>Back to Sunset, to Indigo, to your mom and dad...
>You just want to see them again...
>>25748577
At least you have a good taste
>*Insert some MGR meme here*
>>25748686
REALLY hoping for a good end here. At least bittersweet.
>>25748686
>Stalker Twilight sinks to her knees
>Without the sword, she knows she can't win
>You're not going to see her again, Stalker
>You'll never see Sunset's smile
>She'll never hold you in her lap while the two of you waste the day wathing cartoons
>You'll never share another pizza
>The two of you will never again fall asleep together, your head on her stomach, her fingers stroking your hair
>This is it
>Somewhere, you hope Sunset is happy
>Even though you know she'll miss you, you say a silent prayer that she'll find her happiness eventually, even if you're not there to share it
>Sperg Twilight holds her spear against Stalker's chest, its point shivering
>Just do it, you repeat to yourself
>Do it and you can go home
>It'll be easy, she doesn't even have a weapon to defend herself
>One of you can still go home to your families...
>One of you can still be happy, right?
>You hold the point to her throat, finally meeting the other Twilight's eyes
>Stalker looks up at Sperg, definitely crying now
"Please... d-d-d-d-don't m-make it h-h-h-hurt..."
>Sperg nods, trying to keep her composure
>You're so close now
>Just a small flick of your wrist, and you can go back
>The other Twilight is weeping now, muttering something under her breath
"S-S-Sunny... I'm s-s-so sorry..."
>She squeezes her eyes shut, bracing herself for the end
>>25749056
>Sperg pulls the spear back
>Just a single push, and she can go home
>Just one...
>Just one small motion...
>Her fingers unclench from around the weapon, and the spear clatters to the dirt floor
>The crowd errupts in jeering, demands for bloodshed pounding against your ears
>But you can't
>Because you know they won't let you go home
>And even if they did, you wouldn't be the same person
>You could never live with killing an innocent girl
>Sperg sinks to her knees, wrapping her arms around the Stalker's shoulders
>She's crying how too, her face a mess of tears that spill from her cheeks and stain the other Twilight's dirty clothes
>You'll never see them again
>Your friends' faces flash through your face, memories of sleepovers and video games, and trips to the fair...
>All fragment and spiral into pieces as you clutch the sobbing girl against your chest
>She leans her head on your shoulder, muttering Sunset's name as if it were a charm
>Both of you are trembling, holding tight to each other and praying for a way out that you know won't come
>Furious at being denied their spectacle, the Twilights pour out of their stands, surging towards you in a mass of violence and seething hatred
>>25749194
>depressing green
>desperate situations with no way out
welp, EQGWF is back
>>25749212
EqG is back
>>25749194
>You lean your head atop the other Twilight's, clutching her tighter
"I'm s-s-s-sorry... I sh-should have j-j-just l-let you..."
>"No... no... it's n-not your fault..."
"I d-d-don't want it t-t-to end l-like this..."
>"I know... I k-know... it'll b-be okay, though..."
"Y-you promise?"
>The other Twilight raises her head, staring up at you with hopeful, tear-filled eyes
>"Yeah... w-we'll see them all again, I p-p-promise. Sunset, Velvet, Indigo, Rainbow Dash... th-they're all waiting for us somewhere, I p-promise..."
"O-okay..."
>"W-we just have to b-be brave... and we'll see them all..."
"I'll t-t-t-try... th-thank you..."
>Stalker squeezes herself against Sperg as the crowd bears down around them
>Sperg flings herself over Stalker, the blows exploding across her body
>Stalker is no longer crying, wether because she's accepted her fate, or because she's already dead, you can't tell
>You close your eyes, thinking of your friends, of your mom as one of the monstrous versions of yourself brings a heavy rock down on your skull
>You're going to see them soon...
The end
>>25749212
>>25749233
Until I see a Tomoko pic with a blogpost I'm not believing it.
>>25749333
Trips demand a blogpost and a tomoko picture
>>25749333
>>25749345
Can you please just enjoy the story and not freak out over whether or not I'm your favorite writer?
>>25749404
Sorryyou are a good writer do you have any other stories
>>25749404
It would make the story more enjoyable
>>25749404Sorry man, but that's what happens when you don't give a very straight unambiguous non-joking answer.
>>25749450
>>25749451
Well, I'm not EqG. Sorry to disappoint. I hope you've enjoyed the story anyway.
>>25749460
But isn't that what EqG would want us to believe?
>>25749479
Let it go
If eqg wants to come back then they will
We will be waiting
>>25749498
You're right anon, we just have to wait and hope they want to return to us.
>>25749404
...I liked it
I havent felt this depressed since the last eqgwf update>>25749460 please write more stories here I liked this one a lot
>>25749636
Why do Stalker and Sperg go well?
And why do I want more of them together?
>>25749702
They are very similar in personality while having very different experiences?
