>"Sweet Celestia Anon would you stop being so edgy? You're scaring the children."
>>25650727
CHILDREN! EMBRACE WINTER'S COLD CHILL! WE WILL PREPARE THE EFFIGY THAT WILL BE DOOMED TO PERISH BY THE BURNING HEAT OF OUR OVERLORD!
>>25650727
´´...´´
We're being edgy?
>>25650727
>Suddenly Anon stops his slow stroll through the town
>Back facing to the white unicorn who dared insult him
>He placed his hand on the sheath of his Katana
>"You know, ever since you came here, you've been nothing but anti-social, scary and downright rude.."
>With a smirk Anon lowered his head
>Anon suddenly teleported behind Rarity and with a swift slice her head fell to the ground
"Nothin personnel..."
>Shaking of the blood Anon resheaths his katana
"..Kid"
>>25650727
The time has come and so have I
I'll laugh last cause you came to die
The damage done~the pain subsides
And I can see the fear clear when I look in your eye.
>>25650727
>Anon wants to be hardcore, but Rarity won't let him
>>25650830
I can be as edgy as I want to be
>After that day
>Anonymous wasnt allowed to use bismuth jewelry
>>25652292
>bismuth jewelry
>>25650727
FUCK YOU WHITEHORSE
Did someone say Ed G?
>>25652382
There isnt enough spoopy pony stuff out there.
>>25652445
I should write some, but I gotta snag a thread to base it in first.
>>25650727
>Implying I can be edgy in this pussy board
>>25650727
Muh parents though...
>>25650727
Rarity, if you don't get the fuck out of my way you little bitch I will tie you up and force you to watch me fist sweetie bell until she bleeds out
>>25652646
Spiderman pls
>>25652646
>>25650727
Who's being edgy? It's not like I've made any threats to
>slay every witness so my surprises can never get ruined because I got upset about being "out of the loop" and I think it would be fun to put everyone in for a good scare
>>25650784
Edward Scissorhands in Equestria sounds like it has some potential for feels or heartwarming moments.
>>25654588
>And with that incantation, everypony burst into tears
>Anon steepled his fingers as he chortled in satisfaction
>Rarity stamped her hooves. "DAMN it, Anon!"
>>25650727
>There is no god
No
>>25652382
damn that's some nice green
>Puts on Fedora
>Walks to the door of the boutique
>Opens it and walks outside
>Looks up into the air
>BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
>Walks back inside and stares at Rarity.
Better? :3
>>25656027
>Not doing the classic 360 turn
>>25650978
"Edgy as I wanna be" to the tune of "Awesome as I wanna be" when?
>>25656094
Working on this now, check back later tonight.
>>25657696
bumparino
>>25650800
>be Anon
>dies and goes to Equestria
>it's total war
>screams all around
>ponies dying left and right
>a mother is crying over her brutally bludgeoned foals
FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS STOP BEING SO EDGY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ENJOY MY STAY HERE WITH ALL OF YOU FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLDS RUINING EVERYTHING?
>>25652359
Dwain Dibbly?
>>25660620
>Anon slaps everyone around and forces them to make peace
>>25650727
Make me, you SJW!
>>25650727
We live in a land of horrors, Rarity. The forest literally 20 yards from Ponyville is filled with monsters straight out of nightmares. The land is threatened weekly and nearly destroyed annually. The only reason Equestria hasn't been wiped off the map yet is a series of lucky strikes by a few mares that have little to no idea what they're doing. I'll be damned if I let everything fall apart because you're too shortsighted to see the trouble down the road. Call me edgy all you want, but I will be prepared, and when you and your friends fail to save Equestria, I'll be the last thing standing to protect all of you. Then you and all those ungrateful little brats will be thanking me.
Is this edgy enough?
>>25660640
hahaha i think the same thing every time i've seen that pic
>>25650727
My name is not important....
>>25650727
Fear is good. Better they feel their terrified pulse hammer in their veins, rather than spilling onto my blade. *turns with a flourish of his cloak* Til next time, m'lady.
>>25657696
Nearing completion bump
>>25650727
Oh I'm sorry the children just wanted to know what music I listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
Okay I made Edgy as I Want to be, where should I upload it?
>>25663074
Pornhub.
Youtube
>>25661009
>>25662098
Wonder how sore those guys are after a game that exclaims it's selling point is that you don't have to kill anyone did so much better than that game did.
>>25663242
Nah.
Brace yourself for shitty mic quality
https://soundcloud.com/user-126778406-382685030/edgy-as-i-want-to-be
Lyrics:
First you see me shitposting on /mlp/
You know I got that Nietzschean philosophy
The blackness of my soul is like an eternal pit
I'm so edgy that you can't handle it
Yeah I'm edgy
Get ready
Watch out for me
I'm edgy as I want to be
X2
I write clopfics where all the characters get raped
Rainbow's such a cunt, she deserves it anyway
Send all the niggers back to Africa where they belong
And gas the kikes too, Hitler did nothing wrong
CHORUS
Some anons try to tell me that they've had enough
When I start acting edgier than bismuth
Do they think that this is reddit? What the hell?
Fucking faggots, why don't you just kill yourselves
CHORUS
>>25663394
That's silly. And Katananon's theme song for sure.
>>25654671
The animation looks so stiff.
MARIA
