> Anon, I've heard you want to cum inside me..
Wat do
its a trap , RUUUUUUUN
Wart do? Nothing.
I may enjoy Equestria Girls, but that doesn't mean I think they are all fuckable.
C'mere sweetheart
>>25640075
>Cum inside the human rainbow dash.
>Get human Dash preggers.
>Star on Teen Mom as a dysfunction family.
>Have Dash constantly forcing the kid into a sports outfit over the 18 years of his life.
>Son wants to be something else.
>Dash blames you for all this.
>You shoot yourself as soon as Son Anon leaves, and blame Dash for the reason your child didn't turn out the way you are and leave the words 'Technicolor Cunted Cock Sock' on the envelope.
>Die happy.
>>25640075
N-NO I DON'T
I-I LIKE DICKS!
YEAH, NO WAY I'D FUCK A GIRL LIKE YOU, CRUSTY CUNT!
>cum inside
What else? What are you, thick?
>>25640075
I'd fuck her
>>25640075
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!
>>25640075
>That image
She's missing her asshole and the anatomy is shit.
>>25640133
>>25640075
That's not the hole I want to cum inside, Dash.
>you will never feel Rainbow's tight, athletic ass clenching around your spurting manhood while she screams into a pillow
>>25640245
You're an assholes and you're anatomy is shit
>>25640137
Does human Dash get fat, too? This is sort of my fetish...
>>25640075
Sorry, no pone glutes, on deal.
>>25640612
no deal*
>>25640075
>no hooves
>tits on her chest
fuck this shit
>>25640202
You're doing it wrong
it goes
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDSSS
Damn it dash, I can't resist you
Hnnnnggg
>>25640075
>>25640728
Fuck off Zahnrad.
>>25640756
da fuck
>>25640075
>No hooves
>No dick
Go away
>>25640075
Nice mosquito bites, dork.
>think dash is unironically the top cunt
>would still wreck her like no tomorrow
>you will never hatefuck dash until you're both a sweaty mess
>>25640075
Dogs of hell dimension
Appease your lust for a moment
A nasty feeling that torments
Sins without motivation,
Assess your thoughts my dear
I have hope for your soul
Can't you see t'is not your role
A hunger for meat of rears,
Of two forces this world was made
Man rose only as their tool
Agonizing bodies of fools
Ignorants of the forces' game,
To choose between the pair
It's a second to none priority
It's the same as when dogs chase cars.
What's a dog going to do once he catches it?
>>25640595
you are
>>25640958
Sniff it for a bit and then pee on itI smell a greentext here
>>25640075
Y-yes
>>25640075
>Slowly and gently position myself above her
>Look deep into her eyes as passionately as possible
>Lean down and kiss her, wordlessly letting her know how much I love her
>Stay silent as she moans into my mouth
>Press my erection into her slowly and sensually, allowing her to feel as much pleasure as myself
>Hump her in missionary, whilst continuing eye contact/ making out
>Hilt up to my balls as the emotion and euphoria pushes me over the edge
>Release absurd volumes of warm seed into her womb while she hugs me close to her
>Cuddle
>>25641657
perfect
>>25640137
>Technicolor Cunted Cock Sock
Lost it.
10/10
>>25640075
I don't even like RD but this is an incredibly attractive picture.
Well done.
Also, to answer your question, they would have to pry me out of her vagina with the jaws of life.
>>25640075
Well, if you insist...
C-can I worship your foot while I ram that vag?
C-can you please plant your sweaty socked feet on my face?
>>25640075
>Have decent-hot missionary sex
>Decide on next course of action AFTER sex
The standard procedure.
>>25640140
>IT'S SYMBOOOOO-LIC!
>(Because he's straight.)
>(Do you get it?)
>>25640075
Not anymore.
>>25640137
>>25640245
Can I get a source?I just want to look
>>25642533
Retard. Use google searchderpiboo.ru/1035603?scope=scpe9347f2d5c5fb0690e44d65ec6b01350f6ec0b36d
>>25642551
I did, you cunt. I didn't get any results.Thanks
>>25640075
>No hooves
Engage in consensual sex in the missionary position. For the sole purpose of procreation. With the lights off.
>>25642824
nice meme!
>>25640075
this is offensive and oppressive to my race, Religion, and Gender Identity, please remove this and stop using females as just sex symbols
>>25643204
Not sure if joking or youre very lost.tumblr is that way, friend
>>25643148
>meme
Dash... a slut?
>>25640075give dashie a baby bump
>>25643241
baznga
>>25643216
>>25640674
Step aside junior, let me show you how it goes
Ahem
M̻̦̱͎̳͙͚̌̊ͩͧ͊͂̇̀́M̙͍̟̮͖̟͚ͪ̉͛̀̀M̱̭ͪ̋̉̎M̧̂͆ͣ҉͎̹M͆̓̔̓̎ͮ͏̛̦̪̹̫̟̟Mͦ̍͊͢͝҉͇̥̣̦̟̹̦M̷̤̬̞̭̠͎̰̓ͭͅM͗̄̌̀҉̥͕͕͉̙̜͡M͙̝̩̞̹̒͑ͬ́͜O̢͇ͨ̃̾̌͛̂ͅO̩̩̠̯͕͛̋̽̆̄ͬ̉̓̿Oͪ̊̂̿ͨ͐ͯ͘͏͉̲̹͜O̸̫̭̲̗͉͍͚̦ͬͩ͐ͨͩͨƠ͕̮͋̍̚͡Ő̵̱̖̜̩̥͓͇̀ͩ͛͆̔ͤ̂O̴̙̗̥̊͑ͯO̫̞̫̞̮ͤ̅̊̋O̮̜̹̖͈ͨ͆ͦ̈̄́́O̭͇̲͑͘ͅO̞̺̝͇̤̥͉̐ͦ̏ͯ̊͐̂͢Ȍ̧̼̥̪̪͍̝͈͙̽ͥ̕O̸̰̜̬̽̉͐͞O̢̲͕ͣ͆ͨ͗̎Ỏ͓̝̈́̆̈̎̏̀͌O̶̶̺͖ͩ̾ͪ̌̏̍͝Ọ̶̢̨̜͙̯͋͗͆͗O̤͇ͪ͂̂̾͘͟O̗͎̫ͫͧ̄ͧ͊ͤ̈̑̕O̮̱̘̔̎ͫȰ͖̞̺̖̞͂̂̽̍̅̓͡ͅO̷̊͐̎̍͑͒͐҉͖̫O̢̼͉͍͈̞͋̽ͣ͐̏̍͝O̰̼̯̟ͧ̑͘͜͠Ȯ̭̜̪̯̘̝̒O͓̣͗̃ͨ͒̎͌ͯ̇ͤO̡ͣ͗͒ͥ҉̲͙͇̮O̜̱̱͈̞̖͔ͭ̽̽ͭͧ̀̄͑O̒̍ͨ̒̒̀͏̖͠O̸͈̠̘̳̰͎͉ͣ͂̀͊͐̊O͔̮ͨͭ̈͌Ő̜̪̥̼̲̐̅̓̿͗͞O̙̻̯͕̭ͩ͊ͥͮͅO̤̱͂ͬ͌̋̇̊͌̚͘͟͡O̅̇̂̂̚͢͏̭͖Ō̢̗̻͕̱̬͔̪̙̌ͮ͐̚̚͘Ọ̸̶͙͇̩̝̙̬̪͋̑ͤ̾ͮ́O̷̒ͥ̈̏̀̓̆҉̘͈͎͟Ȏ̢̳͎̐̊ͅÒ̡̥̲̯̰ͤ͐͆̋̈ͬ͢͝O̶͙̦̯͍̙̪͎̫̿̆ͣͦ̈̄̿͋̀D̸̴̳̝̹̱ͪ̎̌ͅD̠ͦ̕D̨̙̗͈̣͍̯ͫ̋͟D̷̲̣͖̩̯̘͓̅̅ͭͦ̔͢D̳̦̜͍̜̹̭̦̾͊ͮ̈̍ͪ̿͐̏͜D̖͈̮̭̏ͩ̒̀͋Ď̡͕̥͍͔̻̪̏ͯ͒͛̽̓̅̕D̮̥̰̩̲̱̝͑̃ͥ͡D̢͖̝̐̃̂ͬ͊͘D̨͍̪͍̻̔̌̓ͯ͐͂̔D̨̝͗̃ͣ̇͂̏ͭ̃ͯ͟D̯̝͕̯̯̘̦̈̓ͮ͋͠D̴̢̩̻̜͎̳̄̎̽̌̑͞S̵̤̰̺͈̦͈͕̳̾̅ͯ̌̈́̑̅͒͡͠ͅS̉ͤ͏̟̮͉͙̮͘Ş̧̟̠̼̝͔̗ͯ͊̇͆͑̎͋̍͆̀S̴̶̪̠̻̺͔̳̀̑S̵̙̼̱̝̙̤̦̔ͨͭͫ͒̎̕Ş̻͎̖̦̆̋͜Ś̷̬̯͈̠̖̖̩͑̾̌̔̓́̚Ṡ̨̩̼̹͇̫̀́͑̽̚S̡̫̗̠̳̾́̇ͬ̿ͩ̚S̵̰͙̰̃ͪ͛̐̄͜S̨̘̟̹̠̈́ͥ̀́S̷ͥ̈́̿͝҉͍͖͎͇̩ͅS̹̭͙̞̹ͨ͂͐ͧ̅ͩͩ͋Sͣ̊ͩ͏̴͖͡S̷͔̩͚̀̇̒͘ͅS͔̪̱͇̹̒ͤ́̀ͯ͝
I would pound her tight teen pussy, and make her cum in ecstasy repeatedly, before filling her womb with potent seed. She would be.pregnant immediately.
Then I'd leave and make her raise the kid as a single mother on EBT.
>>25640075
Turn 360 degrees and walk out of there.
>>25640075
>This picture
Yoink, I'll take that.
>>25640075
>Wat do
Cum onto her.fuck the police
>no hooves
Good one.
>>25640075
Fuck off you disgusting piece of anthro shit.
>>25644237
ANTHROFUR >>>/trash/!!
FUCKING FURRIES!
>>25640075
I am not a ponyfag but I would pound that baby blue pussy sooooo hard
>>25640075
>no hooves
>>25640075
cum inside her and leave
>ech
>no hooves
"Gross"
>from then on, top cunt is convinced Anon is just a faggot
>>25640075
>no tuft of rainbow pubic hair barely visible in image
absolute shit, anon.
>>25642997
You fuck I bet you were wearing socks
>>25645316
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this made me kek more than it should have
>>25640115
>its a trap
even better!
*unzips her dick
>>25641657
Cap worthy
>>25645316
well, my feet get cold
>>25643148
>>25643226
Degenerate Duty
>>25640075
Istepinside
>>25646540CAM, WHOAAAA CAAAAM
>>25640075
>no hooves
>>25645255
>not knowing Dash keeps her beaver bald to reduce chafing from all the athleticwear
>>25646724
smooth for easy access
otherwise, you could end up like this
>>25646724
or like this if she lets it grow out
>>25645347
What does kek mean
>>25640075
>>25646724
careful when she climaxes
>>25640075
>Start cuddling
>Stroke her rainbow mane
>Realize it's a bad OC that just had a rainbow mane just like Rainbow Dash
>It's a guy
>...
>Continue with my actions
>Keks expanded.
>>25640075
>85 replies
>Still no green about Rainbro awkwardly trying to seduce anon because she doesn't know how to express her feelings properly, getting more and more assertive as she gets more desperate.
Shit thread saged desu senpai
>>25647596
instead of bitching like a bitch, why don't YOU write a green?
>>25647623
Typically the answer to this question is "because I can't write"
>>25640075
>EQG
>official EQG models, at that
Take your shitty barbie doll anatomy elsewhere, faggot
>>25647645
*tips fedora*
>>25647596
This anon is right
>>25640856
I'll give you fags one more day to solve this master-crafted enigma.
>>25641657
>>25640075
You heard wrong.
>>25640610
>gets married
of course
>>25640075Take off your shoes. I hate when girls leave them on during.
>>25650491
>not having a shoe fetish
>>25647596
>tfw this is the exact scenario, among the mountans of lewd green, that I want from this image
>tfw can't write otherwise I would dedicate my /mlp/ time to it
>>25650748
>wanting to be this degenerate
>>25651184
It doesn't end there, I would have definitely included somehand-holding
>>25647596
>Rainbow really wants to ask the other girls for help, but can't get herself to do it because she often makes fun of them for being too girly.
>Anon also often talk to Flutters, which makes her anxious that they will end up together.
>She also remembers how the others sometimes made fun of her by saying "RD is like a boy anyways." which hurt for the very first time just now.
>She gets even more desperate.
>She tries even more extreme stuff to get anon's attention.
Someone write this shit already.
>>25651253
Basically you want a Rainbro story from Flutterrape.
>>25652386
Rainbro is the best.
But I don't have links anymore.
I'm no writefag for sure but I do write a lot as a hobby and I'm very familiar with the type of character that some anons here want green of. (Rainbro) So if you guys want I could post something soon and you can tell me to continue or fuck off.
>>25653810
"Anon I heard you want to come inside me."
>It's Friday after school and you are Anon. Your full name Anonymous V Sincara and in front of you is your best friend and crush Rainbow Dash who is almost naked and spreading her legs for you.
>You stare at her clean virgin wonder hole and lose yourself in thought. This whole week she's been acting strange now that you think about it. But why?
>It all started on Monday when you were hanging out with Dash and her friends during lunch.
>You had just entered the cafeteria and had made your way to the table with the others. Dash was the first to notice you, shutting everyone up as you drew near. The result was an awkward silence.
>"Hey everyone." you say nervously.
>The last time they acted like this you got sent to the hospital with a broken arm and alcohol poisoning. Big Mac always made sure to bring up what you did for months! Months! But it's in the past now.
>"So... Who here is excited for that dance with Crystal Prep? Rarity I heard you're going with the captian of Crystal Preps Lacross team. Good for you!"
>Rarity looks at Dash then you.
"Yes it really is great going with someone you like. How about you dear? Anyone in particular you'd like to take?"
>Dash who had for the first time ever been eating quietly looks up wide eyed.
"Pshh. Anon liking someone? The only things Anon cares about is his job and video games!"
>You laugh at Dash's teasing and now that the group seems to be acting more normal you feel much calmer. "To answer your question Rarity I do have someone I want to go with."
>The rest of the group stares at you and Dash who had been drinking her milk just did a spit take.
"Who is it?" Twilight asks.
>"I can't say. It's a secret and besides she'd never go with a guy like me." You shrug accepting your fate.
>Pinkie appears between your legs from under the table. You start getting a little expansion pack in your pants from the face to crotch proximity but manage to keep your cool.
>>25654031
Don't stop brother
>>25654031
Good, but fix your dialogue format. Anon dialogue should be black text, other's dialogue should be green text. Anon thoughts can be either just make it consistent.
>>25654031
"Aww come on Nonny give us a hint! I know a certain cutie who is very personally invested in your love life!" Pinkie slithers out from under the table and sits on it leaving her... "Assets." at eye level.
>You can't say no to anyone with sets as nice as those. "Fine. Let's see. She's athletic, fast, has a beautiful smile and amazing voice. Not to mention she's extremely loyal and has a GREAT ass. Oh and it's not Applejack." Everyone groans at that last part.
"Well I'm stumped." Twilight comments.
"You really threw us a curveball darling." Rarity adds.
"Yeah I don't know anyone else who fits that description." Sunset adds.
"I really thought it was Applejack." Fluttershy whispers.
>What pinkie had said finally registers in your mind. "Wait who's invested in my love life"? You ask increasingly confused. An expected and common occurence with Pinkie.
>She smiles a big toothy smile.
"Sorry Nonny~ That's for you to discover and for me to enjoy!" She says in a half teasing half sing song voice.
>Somewhat annoyed you do the same thing she had done. "Aww! Come on Pinkie give me a hint!"
>Pinkie laughs.
"Okey dokey Loki Nonny! Here's the hint. She's atletic, fast, has a beautiful smile and amazing voice! Plus she has a GREAT ass! Oh and it's not Applejack!"
>Applejack chimes in after Pinkie
"That's not to say I ain't interested in this whole ordeal."
>Suddenly Dash stands up looking furious. She slams her hands on the table, her eyes watery for some reason.
"Well I'm not interested in this stupid lovey dovey crap!" She spits out that last word. Surprisingly enough Dash is actually very tame with her language. This is actually the first time you've heard her swear. Except for that time you broke your arm and got alcohol poisoning... But that's in the past now... "I'm outta here. Gimme a call when you decide to talk about something less lame."
>With that Dash storms off. Sunset, Rarity, Fluttershy and A.J behind.
Pinkie rolls to the other side of the table.
>>25654116
Sorry didn't know that. I'll fix it in the next post.
>>25654298
A nice Anon pointed out that the format needed to be reversed so from now on Anon is in black text and the others in green text. Also please leave me criticism and what not so I can get a good idea on how badly I'm fucking this up. Anyways enough of that let's continue the show.
>"Man oh manare you in for a doozy Nonny!" Pinkie says whistling after.
"What do you mean? Why'd Dash get so mad? Maybe I should go talk to her. See if she's okay and apologize if I did something." You think about Dash angrier than a nigger without an EBT card and while it did turn you on a bit, you were mostly worried.
>You stand up but Twilight grabs your sleeve and stops you. "Bad idea Anon. Though I may be new to this whole 'friendship' thing I'm definetly not new to the womans heart and it is my expert opinion that now is not the time."
>Getting more annoyed and worried you lash out and slap Twilights hand away.
"What the hell are you talking about? Why can't I talk to Rainbow Dash? What are you girls hiding?"
>Twilight shrinks a little as you vent on her. You stop as soon as you feel Pinkies hand o your shoulder. "Nonny please. We can't tell you right now, you have to trust Twilight when she says now isn't the time. We're your friends Anon and we're here to help." You get a grip on yourself and sit back down.
"Sorry Twilight I didn't mean to take it out on you. I'mjust worried. I've known Dash since we were in kindergarden and she's never acted like this before."
>Twilight puts her hand on your shoulder as well.
>Ohsoft.png
>"It's alright Anon we understand."
>Meanwhile at the soccer field.
>You are Rainbow Dash. Star of the soccer team, lead guitar of the best band in the school and girl with a broken heart. That last part of the description is new and it's all Anons fault. Why didyou have to develop feeling for such a jerk!? Why did he have to be so nice, caring and unselfish!?
>You begin sobbing. Why did he like someone else? Were you not good enough?
>rape
>>25640075
>Google Image Search
>Safe Search On
>Visually Similar Images
>MFW
>>25654536
>Elsewhere.
>You are Rarity. Rainbow Dash may think she had given you and the girls the slip but you've read enough mystery novels to know 2 things, Rainbow Dash left alone would come to resent Anonymous for "betraying" her which will lead to her killing him, raping his corpse in a fury of lust and passion! Then she will eat as much as she can of his... Er... Phallus! Yes phallus in order to be one with him. After she will kill herself. Which would undoubtedly be just like that book you finished recently "When love consumes!" It is your hob however to nip this in the bud! As a lady, as a friend and as a fan of mystery literature! And 2nd... You forget the 2nd thing.
> You lead the girls to the first place Rainbow Dash would think of. The soccer field. As you get closer you hear the distinct sound of crying. Bingo.
>Applejack moves ahead shouting out Rainbow Dashes name. "Rainbow Dash! Rainbow Dash?" At the center of the field is Rainbow Dash who is sitting and crying all alone, why the sight almost makes you cry. You quickly run up to Rainbow Dash and hug her disregarding your clothes and any possible grass stains.
>"There, there darling it's all right!" much to your surprise and slight delight, Rainbow Dash embraces you letting everything out. That is until Applejack begins lecturing her. "Why I can't believe mah own 2 ahs. Is the great Rainbow Dash crying over someone?" Rainbow Dash forces herself to stop crying reducing herself to hicks and snivels. "N-no..." She says timidly. Applejack persists. "Don't lah to me." Applejack puts her hand on her hips and gives Rainbow Dash a stern look. "Maybe..." Applejack crouches down and sighs. "And wah is that?" The waterworks resume as Rainbow Dash mutters an answer to the best of her abilities. "Be-because I-I really like him but he like someone else!" Applejack stands up and reaches out to Rainbow Dash who accepts. "So? Just cuz there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score."
>>25654802
>"What do you mean darling?" You ask slightly concerned.
>"Yeah what does a goalie have to do with the situation?" Sunset asks.
>Applejack looks at Rainbow Dash for a second. "O-ooh... I get it!"
>"What did you get Rainbow Dash?" Fluttershy asks confused.
>Rainbow Dash wipes her tears away. "What Applejack is saying is if Anon likes another girl I just gotta show him that I'm better than her!" The girls look at Rainbow Dash and Applejack slightly confused. "Could that work?" Fluttershy breaks the silence surprisingly enough. You add your 2 cents in. "I think that may actually work."
>Back to Anon.
>The bell has rung for class to start and Dash is nowher to be seen. What the hell is up with that girl? Why is everyone acting like some sort of tnt character. For fucks sake.
>Be Dash.
>You have a plan to get Anon to like you. In order to start however you need to make preparations which means skipping the rest of the day.
>3 days later...
>Welp you're out of ideas. You've tried everything! Sending him a love letter with a stalker theme for some added excitement, showing him how fast you can run everytime you see him, "dropping" your pencils in front of him every chance you get even giving him a little wiggle, you even started singing more during band practice to show off your great voice! What more must you do? The dance is on Saturday and the hope was that you'd confess to him then. But at this rate there's no way you can do that! Unless... You'll have to use your last resort. You didn't want it to come to this but you've already made up your mind you're going to do whatever it takes to win Anon's heart even if it means giving him your virginity.
>>25654912
I'm exhausted and I noticed it's making my writing shittier than it already is. So I'm gonna catch some sleep and finish this up tomorrow.
Hey there fellas, did anyone ask for a possibly interested writefag?
>>25654927
Doing good man, love some of your humor. Mad as a nigg without EBT....kek
>>25655021
Always room for more brother!
>>25655021
looks like this anon >>25654912 has this thread locked. but if you pick a different thread i'd be willing to give it a chance.
>>25655021
The more the merrier man.
Bump for the green
>>25655021
Oh shit, please no, you're going to crash the thread.
>>25655021
It would be extremelypleasant.
>>25640075
Bump
>>25654912
Nice.
>>25655021
Writefag pls.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
>>2565491
>Hell. This is hell. This whole week has been just horrible. First some crazy person left you a threatening letter, then when you talked to Dash about what had happened on Monday she shrugged it off as "I was on my period." Which might actually have been the reason... No way, everybody knows Dash doesn't have those period mood swings! She has a persistent personality that has stayed the same since kindergarden. Seriously, she hasn't changed since Kindergarden.Your mind is wandering. Damn you short attention span! Anyways... Then there was all the pencil dropping which was the worst. Not only did she get directly in your way blocking you from any other path but she always did so at when you needed to get somewhere quickly or when it would be difficult to hide your Jr from here when she had retrieved her pencil which almost made you reveal your power level to the school and public numerous times! But you wont lie. You did enjoy the show. Then everytime you tried having a normal coversation with Dash she would run away then back then away repeating the process while smiling like a maniac! She did that at least 7 times a day. Oh and for some reason Dash has been forcing the bamd to act like a choir or something during their band practice.
>But no more. Today I'm gonna get to the bottom of this shit. Why was she being weird? What really happened on Monday? Should I carry a knife around to protect myself from the guy that sent me a letter, Robert Daniels? Actually that last one is kinda a no brainer.
>>25640075
>Cum inside Rainbow Dash while high as fuck
>Wake up
>Get text revealing she is pregnant
>Take picture of preggo belly
>fap
>Take another picture of her w/ pregger belly
>fap
>Jump out of window
wow you horny motherfuckers. or should I say "horsefuckers"
>>25657253
Oops fucked up the post. This was supposed to be connected to
>>25654912
My bad.
>>25640075
*Sigh* Knock it off Dash, I don't want to knock you up.
>>25657364
>Back to the present.
>"Come on Anon! I want you to take me! Make me yours!"
>Jr is at attention and ready for contact but somehow your brain has managed to stay in control of the situation and it is telling you that this isn't how two friends work things out... Probably. As much as you want to dive dick first into Dash's snake hole, you know that isn't the right thing to do.
"Dash stop that. You're acting like some mindless whore."
>Dash cringes at the word whore But persists. "I could be that if you want." Dash gets on her knees and starts trying to free your little man but you back away much to her dismay.
"Dash what the fuck's wrong with you? You've been acting like strange this whole week and know this?"
>Dash stops trying to get in your pants and looks at the floor depressed. "It's cause you don't like me." You say nothing unsure of what you would say. "I really like you Anon and I want you to be happy, but I want you to be happy with me! I don't care if that means giving you my virginity, or acting like a slut just as long as you like me back!" Dash begins crying and the absurdity of the situation hits you like a sack of bricks. You begin to giggle which leads to laughter until finally you stop yourself.
"What the hell are you talking about? I've never liked anyone but you! When I was giving my hints I was thinking of you!"
>Dash wipes her tears away. "Really?"
You crouch done face to face with her
"Really."
>Dash hugs you then kisses you. "So we gonna do it or what?" She gives you a seductive smile.
"Did Big Mac break my arm during an arm wrestling mach and challenge me to a drink off which lead to me getting alcohol poisoning?" You unzip your pants and pounce on Dashie before she can answer.
THE END?
>>25658148
I hoped you all enjoyed the story as much as I did writing it and I apologize to anyone who wanted smut, I can't really into smut so maybe someone else canfill that need. Also Iapologize for rushing the whole story, I admit I bit off more than I intended to and took the easy way out and for that I am sorry. I also apologize for all the mistakes I made, I wrote the whole thing on my phone while sleep deprived so mistakes where inevitable.
>>25658208
8/10 pretty nice
Bumpo
>>25654927
Sleep tight anon
>>25658208
6/10 did enjoy.
bump
>>25640075
Post it on trash.
