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>>25617599
>Lesbians
They're just heterosexual life partners :^)
>>25617631
Of course : ^)
Also,new thread smell
bumo
>>25617667
smells like a pony's ponut.
>>25617631
>tfw Korra, Adventure Time, and eventually ponies will lez it up for money
anyone got some feelsy or sad Apple greens?
Human Twilight a cute
Was someone writing?
>>25619261
good
yuri is love
yuri is life
bumpo
aaaaaaaaaaaahdicks
>>25626597
nice low quality bump
>>25619976
Human Moondancer is fine too.
>>25628749
>Scilight tries out a new look, but doesn't have the attitude to back it up.
>>25619976
I want to study anatomy with Scilight.
>>25617599
dyke shit
Up damnit
>>25617667
LIKE A SHIT
What do you think of Sunset Shimmer ? Because it's definitely my waifu.
>>25633466
I have Sour Sweet, so I don't care.
Come on, guys. Let's talk about something.
Yes Sour Sweet is cute too.
Would you step through the mirror, anon?
>>25634331
Nope.
>>25634331
Step through... Only not intentially. I would not go on my choice, I would rather allow the fate decide to how much fuck my life up.
>>25634379
>how much fuck my life up
Did you also not actually balls?
>>25634393
Oh, fuck. I tried and failed, nothing new, desu. Should I put 'up' after 'fuck'?
I am embarassed like a filly or afillyright now.
>>25634560
Can you convince everyone else that your favorite girl is best girl?
Let's make this interesting.
>>25634151
Really?
I mean, I think I can sort of understand her appeal, but imagine daily life.
The back and forth of nice to harsh and cruel comments would wear you down after a time, no?
>>25617631
>>25617667
>>25619261
>>25621827
No wonder these threads are dying.
>>25635459
including
>>25635837
Bumps!
Page 10 revival.
I love how this thread is going back on track. Keep going, guys!
> almost 50 replies
> nothing but bumps
Just let it go, seriously.
>>25636937
CONCEAL DON'T FEEL
DON'T LET THEM KNOW
>>25636924
Seriously?
>>25455609
>>25458647
>>25460259
>>25465158
>>25469836
>>25472424
>>25483753
>>25494697
>>25501467
>>25511260
>>25636990
sadly the old thread is archived
>>25636976
The chill pill never bobbled me anyhow!
>>25637393
>conceal your meal
I lost my sides way harder than I should have
>>25636924
Unfortunately, the 'tracks' are hidden somewhere in this image.
>>25638026
They're right there.
In the middle, faggot.
>>25638168
And the only thing that'll ever come down those tracks will be the trash that you can already see piling up left and right.
>>25617631
>>25623400
>>25638286
old writer here. been busy. much trash.
please listen, and hear my sageworthy funpost.
Dearest City of Littleton,
Please cancel and do not build the "The Grove". That top of your town is actually still open field.
In the name of house of the most high, please continue to see Littleton the uncontested best place in the world to live.
The Grove is an old, overgrown, undeveloped area. It is not another folks home of an apartment place not yet begun
on the hill of Bemis street at Main Street Littleton.
Look near and far online at a "modern" architecture, and please understand utmost objecting disapproval
I alongside a numbered residence of Littleton, in fact all grove found far now petition against.
Part of an interlocking area at parks, the open field of Little's Creek at Bemis street
is not to go beneath such place of the presumably "modern" architecture.
>>25638648
As an architect, I only warn of more wall at way.
And a less clear view as in a state, in an area, path and direction.
Save someone we love from going full Agenda over the building of another telling architecture.
From intricacies of a trickle down, I can assure the open field at the top of this town is as ancient immemorial
a good view as the ways and people in Littleton, the spirit in this air, and good ideas.
What is evident at this time to be constructive and economically viable is giving dreams of the assuredly durable kind to
Littleton over the just such thing.
Buildings carry idea as idea. Life apart at rent is not ok life.
Littleton is an invaluable place where the youth are incredibly red pilled.
>>25638687
Lobotomized, heartwashed youth here in Littleton caring in steadfast journeys to acceptable living obviously,
will get way to that most obvious a best change in deed.
On houses and on names is where their non-discreditable dollar will fall.
This on a never forgettant We and the where We come from.
As that a little town, they are friends.
With economy, the painfully obvious as self evident youth are attention paying payed to attend
the schools as preparatory as the internet. Not drug shove messmade of at illuminant high.
>>25638710
"The little town's elder's complex's Amphitheater”, bands, brands and all, are all sounds of 'The Grove'.
As entities continue to make cars more and more uninteresting,
McDonald's redecorates their location to look like the cardboard box it contains.
The Christian Community Church at DeKoevend and Goodson has been torn down to let up Another place of senior living.
The 90's architecture at a neighboring Southglenn’s Mall was made into streets surrounded by walls.
Not a wall. And those walls at our city, were that digital an up in the air- all thought process and focus.
>>25638748
Social engineering is real. Defending against it has been as real a battle as quite is
bigger picture all throughout your children.
As even all throughout children's blood that orange gas light a low pressure lit streets and evolved eyes evolved for 50 years.
This lit society prevails. In fore, in front, in family, their ideas are too good for lesser statuary.
As the disaster based schooling of the public continues into November, a society at light prevails at a diet of youth in the
little town. (In place of the wildly successful United Nations.)
Professional awareness, ap value beast at systems, pitfalls, and publicschool (public school) are reviewed taut for what flies.
>>25638771
In that a little town, persons at greatness are seen detailing the instinctively bright, hit society.
Witnessing the unmatched heritage at survival has been a great so class, it wields at word an unbelievable city.
As a resident of 20 years, this is how good places to live go bad of a lasting impression.
We do not appreciate the Jurassic, undermining, assuming operations of deception in question, in the whatever direction time and kind understood.
>>25638817
The building of these things we save, show, aeronautically improve, save again,
and wield at courtesy for the competition like it is ok.
We could not be less interested in these choices of the given bad. The park at groves, Littleton Colorado, is free space.
I shall be out with into the next months.
Cooler to none, ------------------------ and Petition
Colorado Independant - Residents fight developer building in historic Littleton
ABC News 7 - Neighbors fight city to stop building luxury homes in their 'historic' neighborhood
Zocalo Community Development
info @ zocalodevelopment com
www littleton gov org...
Ok this just pretty sad do yourselves a favor and kill this thread already
yo what the fuck just happened
I'll be doing a remake for one of my old stories. Things didn't go the way I wanted so I'm doing it again, this time following the new canon, enjoy.
- HIGH SCHOOL REUNION -
>It's a beautiful Friday's morning in Seacrest County.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_442fAl92s
>Your name? Anonymous; 28-years-old. Former student of Canterlot High, and current electrical engineer graduated from Canterlot University with a 3.7 GPA.
>The job you have pays very well and it allowed you to buy an awesome car and house that is located just a couple miles away from work.
>Your dog wakes you up by jumping on your comfortable bed.
"Stop it Rover!" You say between laughs, "I'm already awake!"
>You pet your dog before getting out of bed and letting out a yawn.
>It's time for your daily routine, the triple S, (Shit. Shower and Shave)
>When you rinse your body you exit your bathroom and you put on your favorite shirt and jeans.
>After you're done you go downstairs to have scrambled eggs for breakfast with orange juice.
>When you finish your breakfast, you wash the dishes and brush your teeth.
>You glance at the clock.
"Huh...Better get going. Watch the house while I'm gone alright Rover?"
>Your dog happily barks back.
>You love that little fucker.
>You get out of your house and lock the door, taking a deep breath of Seacrest's clean air.
>You unlock the car, get inside, rev up its engine just a bit and go on your way to work.
>Little music won't hurt right?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBrPbffXFhM
>["This is WKPD 926.5 Seacrest County Radio Station LIVE! Good morning to y'all and TGIF! We get reports that today's gonna be hot! It's 90° right now, for those driving to work right now keep your heads cool and of course, drive safely...here's The Cardigan's famous hit My Favorite Game! Enjoy people..."]
>You put on your sunglasses and step on the accelerator.
>There's nothing wrong with driving with style on your way to work.
>As long as you don't run into any cop you'll be okay.
>>25640092
>Minutes later.
>You arrive to the company you work for.
>HudsenTech.
>"Cutting edge aftermarket automotive technology," is its motto.
>You are in charge of the teams that develop EMPs and Jammers.
>There are plenty of people that buy the stuff your company makes.
>Mostly politicians, entrepreneurs, and even the military.
>You arrive punctual as usual and make your way to your office.
>"Anon! How's it goin'?" One of your coworkers greet you.
"Doing fine man!"
>"Cool, we have loads of work to do today, I'll see ya in production in no time okay?"
"A'ight. Let me gather my stuff first."
>As you enter your office you are greeted by your secretary, Grace Manewitz.
>"Good morning Anon!"
"Mornin' Grace! How's your husband doing?"
>"He's getting better, he'll leave the hospital next week, thanks for asking."
>You put on your lab coat.
"Anything new?"
>"Yeah, we got a couple of orders...Mr. Locket ordered a batch of a hundred EMPs for his company and he wants them the next week. The military asked for jamming devices."
"Great...more work to do."
>She giggles.
>"Awww don't be so lazy Anon. You've gained plenty of respect in the company, and you've been working here for what...a year?"
"11 months to be exact."
>"See? You are doing fine for a kid your age, wait...How old are you again?"
"28."
>"Oooohh yeah, I forgot."
>You roll your eyes and smile.
"Oh Grace...Anything else?"
>"Oh! I almost forgot, here" she hands you a letter, "it's some sort of invitation that came in the mail, it's addresed to you!"
"A letter? That's weird...it's from Canterlot!"
>You open the envelope and read its content.
>"Dear Nonny.
>I hope you are doing fine. The reason I'm writing this is because I'm organizing a high school reunion and you were the last on my list. Boy were you hard to find! Everybody we met is coming! Aren't you excited?! I haven't seen you in like, 10 years...please come over, it won't be the same without you! - Pinkie Pie."
"Huh...neat!"
>"What is it Anon?"
>>25640275
"It's an invitation to a reunion of my high school.
>You let out a content sigh.
>"You look happy there eh Anon?"
"Yeah...it's been so long."
>You look at the invitation.
"The party's tomorrow?! What the hell?! Why would the invitation arrive this late?"
>Grace lets out nervous chuckle.
"It did arrive today right Grace?"
>"Sorry boss...it arrived a week ago, but I forgot to give it to you!"
"Grace...ugh, nevermind. I guess I have plenty of time to get to Canterlot."
>"Oh, so you're going then!"
"Yeah, I mean...even if I wasn't popular at all I had good friends that I've lost touch with. I wonder what happened to them...there was also a girl I liked, her name is-"
A.Twilight Sparkle
B. Rainbow Dash
C. Pinkie Pie
D. Fluttershy
E. Applejack
F. Rarity
G.Sunset Shimmer
>>25640439
Sunset waifu
>>25640439DORararaRARARARARARARARARARARARA
>>25640439
Fffffffffffff
>>25640439
I post race sensualhand holdingwith RD is a good thing
B
>>25640439A, as long as Twilight doesn't have a baby
>>25640439
Pick the D
>>25640439
Since it's NaOH it' only logical to ignore the best waifu - as we always do - and go for RD. Maybe it's not too late for that Winter Formal yet.Hah!No fucking way, let's try Sunset Shimmer, this time for real.
>>25640439
If things are like they were last time:
Twilight had a disastrous marriage with Flash, leaving her with emotional baggage and a child;
Rainbow Dash travels around the world, but she's being pressured into a marriage she doesn't want;
Pinkie is happily married;
Fluttershy is still single, but still isn't very outgoing;
Applejack is trying to keep the farm afloat, to the detriment of her love life;
Rarity works at an international fashion house, but feels unfulfilled, her dating life consisting of one-night stands;
And Sunset was portrayed as a temptress who broke up Twilight's marriage.
However, that was the old world, and since people can't usually choose who the like (and one of the options would be eliminated, like Rainbow was in the first HSR), I'll saySunset.Also, Sunset being the girl Anon liked in High School works into my theory that Winter Formal Dash is HSR Anon's escapist fantasy about how his life would have turned out if he was stronger, braver and more bad ass. It would certainly explain the more fantastical elements of WFD, like the voices and the Second Chance. Or perhaps HSR is WFD Anon's fantasy about his future, where he is successful, rich and desirable enough to get his dream girl.
>>25640439
Voting for the Sunset
>>25640439
Shimmy all the way.
>>25640439
sunset
What's with all these sunsetfags? She's boring as hell tbqh family
>>25640439
anything but rainbow dash or applejack.
>>25640439
Could use some RD green if you don't mind
>>25642507
Read Winter Formal Dash then
>>25642537
B-But Anon, it was never finished...
>>25640439
APPLEJACK YOU FAKIN FAGGOT!!
>General has literally 0 content for a record-breaking entire week.
>New thread is up for two whole days without any sign or trace of content.
>Liquid Plasma posts three posts, remaking an old story of his that already exists.
>Literally every IP still present in the thread replies to him.
>This has officially become the Liquid Plasma/NaOH thread.
I can already see anyone else who tries to write, besides Plasma/NaOH, being completely ignored. This general is almost physically painful to watch. I'm so upset I'm literally tearing up in despair right now.
Fuck this gay earth.
>>25643949I secretly wish for the other EQG threads with just one writefag to die so they have to come here.sadly they would just make a new thread
>>25643949
I fucking told you long ago. I've never browsed this shitty general up till I was informed that NaOH didn't just stopped writing his Winter Formal but he simply moved here after a little hiatus. There is literally no reason for this general to exist and NaOH should consider a different website to post his content on irreguler basis.
>>25640439
i'd say Applejack or Rainbow Dash
>>25643992
EXCUSE ME BITCH
>>25638648
>>25638687
>>25638710
>>25638748
>>25638771
>>25638817
>>25638928
the fuck does this have to do with qt technicolor waifus
>>25645500
easy,is a "pony related" thread
>>25645500
Ignore him, he's just shitposting.
So Sunset Shimmer it is! http://i.imgur.com/mWJIT6k.jpg
I'll have something at night.
>>25646762
w h y
>>25646762
>http://i.imgur.com/mWJIT6k.jpg
bruh
>>25646762
Jesus Fuck
I didn't wanted to fell anything today.
>>25646762
wanna upload something that I can actually fucking read?
>>25640439
"-Sunset Shimmer, she was so nice and cute...we got along together real fine, but eh- I never worked up enough courage to ask her out and I hate myself over that."
>"Come on now Anon, aren't you exaggerating a bit?"
"I guess I am, but I'm not sure what would've happened if I asked her out. And I don't want to think about it, it would've been embarrassing."
>"And what about your other classmates?"
"Ah, well...I had friends and she had her own friends, they were pretty chill and cute too. There was this girl named Rainbow Dash, she was a bit of a tomboy, but a real cute one. Even though she called me an egghead from time to time and played harmless pranks on me, she was a good friend overall."
>Grace giggles.
"Another friend of Sunset Shimmer was Applejack, a sweet country girl that I had the pleasure to tutor when she couldn't understand math or physics problems. Her family was also nice to me, she invited me over to her place so many times to help her and then she and her grandmother would make dinner for me."
>"See? Being a braniac has its perks don't you think?"
"Yeah, I guess...you know, just when I get out of work I'll drive to my place immediately to pack my bags and get to Canterlot as soon as I can."
>"Cool, but firstly, remember that we got work to do okay, Mr. Bergenstein won't like to see you out of the production line."
"Yeah yeah, see ya later Grace. Remember to send HR the reports of yesterday's batch."
>"Ah! Don't forget! The german investors will be here today, you need to be in the conference room so they can discuss the newest EMP design."
"Sure Grace, don't worry about it."
Hey, haven't been checking for a thread or two. Has NaOH posted anything at all?
>>25649242
He just did.
>>25649242
right
above you
literally
RIGHT THERE
>>25649253
Didn't notice Liquid Plasma was NaOH. Thanks for letting me know Anon, I was strictly searching NaOH
>>25645500
Littleton is the real Canterlot.
Talk about red of a lit good.
He threw that party here.
I want Twilight to flash me. ;_;
>>25650021
I want Flash to Twilight me.
I assume we will not get our continuation of Royals by 12
>>25651034
Shame. I really loved that one.
That, and his Sweetie Bell story.They were both starting to get real good, too. ;_;
Bamp
>>25647368
Do you fell pretty?
>>25652672
Oh so pretty.
Daily reminder that new generals are just as dead as this one.
Hey guys, I'll try to liven this place up a bit by posting green. It isn't gonna be too long or that good, so if you feel like it's shit, then you can feel free to hate it.
Title - To hell with your honesty
>It was 2:00 in the afternoon
>You were just chilling on the beach since it's the summer
>You're an only child, and your parents are out of town for vacation
>A good amount of people knew you, and you know a good amount of people
>Also, guess what?
>You're Anon, for whatever reason, people on a weird image board hate your name
>You're pretty smart, and really open minded
>The things is, you're really honest
>Like too fucking honest for your own good
>There's a grill you know who's honest, but not as honest
>Today felt like a nice day to hear the waves
>You brought your zune since your phone broke and you have no other music device to use
>Earphones plugged in, music at the right vole so you could hear the waves but enjoy the symphony
>A figure was in front of you, as you could tell because of the suddenly blocked sunlight through your eyelids
>Cracking open one eye, a familiar face stands above you
>Lifting up your shades, you start
"Hey there, Rarity"
>"Hello there dahling, do you mind if my friends and I set up our things next to you?" She asked
"No, of course not, please, go right ahead" you replied
>Rarity
>You know this girl from school, she's always with her clique
>She was the only one from her group that you know, personally at least
>Her friends seemed...unique, compared to the other students in your school, yet they were cliche as can fucking be
>"Why thank you" she started "Come along now girls, Anon has given s the okay"
>She set up her blanket, then put down her bags
>Rich like a bitch
>You always pondered if she felt bad for you and judged your poor tastes
>Broke like a joke you are
>Rarity proceeded as five more girls came and set up
>Each one gave you a glance then went on with their things
>>25654607
>Closing your eye, you go back to listening to your music
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ydkfdq0Xggo
>Immediately after, you felt a tap
>Again, opening your eyes, Rarity was before you
>"So sorry to bother you again darling, but would you mind scooting your blanket, we do so need the space" she said with a non-apologetic voice
>Really?
>Was she fucking serious?
>There was so much space around her, hell she had the whole beach to use
>Rarity was fucking lucky you were feeling nice
>Reluctantly, you moved your things away from them,
>You moved it a bit further away to ensure she don't have anymore problems to bring to you
>Moments went by
>Everything was serene
>BONK
>What the in the hell?!
>A ball just hit your face
>Waking up from heaven, you raise your body
>Throwing down your shades, you looked in the direction the ball came from
>You saw the source
>All six of the girls were playing volleyball
>It seemed as though the pink haired one with the yellow bikini had done it
>She yelped and hid behind another pink haired girl
>The other pink haired girl was Pinkie Pie
>How you know her, was no mystery
>She was the loudest and friendliest in school, although you never spoke to her
>Pinkie looked at you then smiled
>You glared
>The others looked like they were waiting on something
>The ball that hit you rolled to your foot
>Picking it up, you serve it
>Out of frustration, you slam the ball hard
>It bounced off the sand hard, going upwards
>It hit the face of the purple haired one with glasses
"Oh shit" you said before running to check on her
>You threw down your zune then went past the other girls
>The girl's glasses was broken
>She sat there, covering a red mark on her cheek
>You knelt i front of her
"I'm so sorry, it was an accident" you told her
>She groaned in pain
>"It's fine..Oww, although it didn't look like an accident" she replied back
"Heh, to be honest, I was aiming for that shy looking girl"
*ignores*
The one time Fluttershy fucked with the wrong nigga
>In school
>Class time
>Black history month
>Sit next to Fluttershy for this class
>Teacher rambling on
>You don't really care but oh well
>Only two black people in class
>They get spiritual and shit whenever it's this month
>Might as well watch Roots
>Fluttershy scribbling away on her notebook
>Look over
>Doodling stick figures lol
>Take closer look
>White sticks lynching black sticks
>Well, Fluttershy always was wei-
>What the fuck?
"Uhh...Fluttershy?"
>Fluttershy, unaware of your wandering eyes gives you a lazy response
>"Yes Anon?"
"What the fuck are you drawing?" you whisper
>Fluttershy snapped back to reality
>Sorry Slim but not this time
>"Wha?! Oh this?! Haha, this, this is nothing?! Just zoned out a bit heehee.."
"Riiiight" you say before returning your attention to the teacher
>Fluttershy sheepishly tucked herself behind her head before crumpling up her drawing
>Finally, the teacher finished
>There goes the bell to go to lunch
>You were on your way out until..
>"YO! Who the fuck threw this?!"
>Ohshitnigger.png
>"Aight niggas? Who the fuck threw this paper at me? This nigga drew some racist ass shit right here"
>Apparently someone threw Gilbert a paper
>Fucking shit, it was Fluttershy
>Surely she meant for it to go into the trash can
>>25655493
>Quickly, you pull Fluttershy out of the classroom before Rise of the planet of the apes start live
>Fluttershy looks worried
>You stop nearby your lockers
"Fluttershy, you have to be more careful!"
>"I know..It won't happen again..but.." she paused
>"It was pretty fun teehee!" she whispered to you
"Fluttershy....Are you racist?"
>Fluttershy retreats a bit, but then looks to you
>She raises her right hand to you then pulls up her sweater sleeve
>On her wrist you could see a marking
>Good fucking God
>It's the smallest swastika you ever seen
>It even has those dots in-between the crevices
>Except for dots it's hearts the size of pin pricks
"Okay..cool, that's cool, I'm friends with a damn neo-nazi, during black history month" You start
"Was that crumpled paper even an accident back there?"
>Fluttershy looked scared
>She looked down at her feet
>"When I was little, my father was killed by a black homeless man, he always told me I should never feel scared in my own neighborhood, but I always do"
>You knew she was just a basket case
>>25655632
Always figured racism would be more of Rarara's schtick.
>>25651034
>>25651391
I'm writing it, expect something tonight.
I have a lot of displeasure with this general. It's so ugly and horrifying to watch, but I can't look away.
It's like a massive car crash that lasts over two years.
DICKS
>>25657909
Why would you do that? Just let it die.
>>25646762
>White guy
Good thing I can't self insert.
>>25658501
Yeah, I don't get why people draw Anon like a white guy wearing a mask.
Isn't the point of the guy to be any race, gender identity, etc?
Why his body n hands always white.
>>25658624
This. What if the guy trying to self insert is from the East? Green is the way to go for anonymous.
>>25658983
I'm white but I still think he should be green.
his whole cencept is that he isn't defined, so why make him white?
>>25658983
I need dash and sunset shimmer greens
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>Adjusting your pants a couple times on the way over, you make your way to your room, closing the door.
>As you change out of your clothes, part of you nags you to look for Celestia and talk to her, considering that's what she was planning your day off to be.
>A day with her.
>But another part of you just can't be bothered.
>After all the work you've been doing, you really just want a genuine day off.
>From everyone.
>At least for a while.
>You strip down into just your underwear, keeping the hoodie.
>And wobble off to your bed.
>Might as well get all the sleep you missed yesterday.
>You stir in and out of sleep, waking up to a slightly darker room each time.
>Turning your head, you look out the window, the sun painting the sky an orange before the sun slowly falls behind the hills.
>Hearing your door creak open, you shut your eyes, pretending to be asleep.
>Circling around your room, you hear the click-clacking of maid shoes, probably there to drop of laundry of some such.
>Once they realise that you're 'asleep' , they tread more carefully, talking amongst themselves.
>You hear a few 'Ooh's from them, feeling an intense glare on your uncovered upper body, but can't pull the covers up lest they find out you aren't actually asleep.
>They finish their business and leave, and you once again open your eyes to look out the window.
>The orange sky turns to a light blue-purple, and dims further until a dark blue is all that remains.
>The city below illuminates the night sky in yellow light, blocking out most of the stars up above.
>Nothing angers Luna more.
Oh right I gotta link the pastebin.
Previously, to like, 3 years ago:
http://pastebin.com/VdFabnZs
>>25660567
>As the last trickles of sun leave the sky and darkness takes over, the dark lulls you back into sleep.
>Again, you're roused from your slumber, for what seems to be the hundredth time tonight.
>For some reason, you can't seem to stay asleep for more than 20 minutes at a time.
>You sigh into the empty room, staring at the dark ceiling.
>Somehow, you find yourself breathing shallow and quickly, unsure of when you started to do so.
>You have to calm yourself down and close your eyes before you feel relaxed again, changing your position to lay on your side, looking out your window.
>The anxiety won't go away.
>The moon is bright tonight.
>Clear, pale, almost shining.
>Almost as if perfectly timed, a small sliver of light illuminates your wall, growing in width.
>The slow creaking of your door is heard as the light floods in, brightening your previously black room.
>In the centre of the torrent of light, a shadow stands.
>A shadow that you're all too familiar with.
>However faint, you hear the tip-tapping of feet against the marble floors, progressively louder as they near the edge of your bed.
>Crawling up your headboard, you look in the direction of the light, only to shut your eyes as they adjust.
>You raise your arm in front of your face, blocking the blistering white.
>Slowly, you lower it, blinking the pain away.
>Luna's silhouette is highlighted against the light pouring in from behind her.
>Her hair almost shining a bright blue around her.
>She twiddles her fingers, not looking you directly in the eye, almost as if waiting for your approval.
>That's new for her.
>You reach over to the edge of your bed and flip the covers over, patting it twice lightly.
>Even in the darkness, you see her smile.
>>25660602
>She rushes over, and the door creaks back closed as she reaches the side of your bed.
>Bouncing up onto the pillow-y sheets, Luna moves towards you slowly, even crawling over you before stopping.
>With one leg either side of your own, she turns to face you, resting herself on top of you.
>She touches your neck with her cold, thin fingers, causing you to flinch slightly.
>Continuing up your face, she leans into you and locks lips, no words needing to be exchanged.
>This continues only briefly, as her left hand travels back down your neck and collarbone, past your chest and torso, descending to your hips.
>Forking one of her fingers under the elastic of your undergarments, she slides them off.
>You lift your pelvis off of the bed to aid her.
>Tracing in with her index finger, you feel her nail move across your pelvic line and to your penis.
>She takes it in her hand, the cold causing you to inhale sharply as she runs her hand along it's length.
>Letting go briefly, Luna fumbles with her large shirt.
>Using both hands, she lifts it up from the bottom and over her head, throwing it across the room.
>Nothing underneath.
>Again, she grips your shaft and positions it right below her, slowly pushing down.
>You inhale deeply when you feel the tip touch her entrance, the resistance pressing onto you.
>She looks down and closes her eyes, readying herself.
>Apparently holding her breath, Luna continues to lower herself, pushing past the head and slowly exhaling as she continues.
>Exhaling slowly, she reaches the end of your length and hilts against you, pressing upon your groin completely.
>Once there she stops and whimpers, holding herself back.
>Short, gasping breaths escape her as she lifts her head back up to yours, looking you in the eyes again.
>Her piercing jewels, even in this darkness, seemingly shining.
>>25660696
>You lean in for another kiss, but she moves her head to the side, dodging it.
>Much to your own confusion, you look back and try gauge what could be wrong.
>Biting softly down onto her lip, she turns her head back towards you and speaks under her breath.
>"Hold me."
>You oblige, moving your hands from your sides up her legs, lightly caressing her on the way.
>Both travel up her pelvis and rest above her hips, squeezing tightly on the supple skin.
>She quickly closes the distance between you two, gyrating her hips and kissing you simultaneously.
>Moving in small circles down on you, her breathing rapidly increases in volume and pace, becoming short and loud.
>Yours follow suit.
>Moving herself up, you feel yourself slide out of her before being plunged back into her warmth, each stroke falling easier than the last.
>Luna continues at her slow pace, moving both her hands down to your hips to steady herself and you grip her own.
>The kiss breaks as her tongue becomes unco-operative, losing her better motor skills to the other sensations below.
>Loud breathes become soft whines, which in turn develop into loud ones as time goes on.
>Periodically, Luna slows her pace on you, tensing her stomach and biting down on her lip or tongue, panting.
>You move your own hips up and into hers, helping her with the tiring burden of satisfying the two of you, as she loses herself to the hard, passionate movements.
>Her legs move and shake, her grip tightens, and her nails dig into your skin, all while letting out loud, uncontrolled moans.
>In the sensational waves, she lifts herself up and off of your length, exposing your wet and throbbing erection to the cold outside air.
>>25660884
>Half a minute passes and her moans quiet to gasps, her body shaking less often and not as violently.
>Exhaling loudly, she falls back onto your body, grasping your face and resting her head on your chest.
>She rests herself down on your member, sliding up and down it slowly, but not inserting it.
>Every time she moves across the tip, it almost slips its way in, but never quite making it there.
>"Ever since I left- All day- I couldn't stop thinking about... this. About you."
>She runs a hand down to her crotch, pulling herself open with her fingers.
>"It hurt so much, every time I thought back to last night. It hurt- deep inside."
>With the help from her fingers, you're guided back into her, the wet, muscular walls pressing down onto you.
>"I jut bided my time, all day. I didn't get a single thing done. The maids are going to wonder how my sheets got so soaked, for sure."
>Pushing forward, you lay her down on the bed and lay on top of her, beginning to thrust forcefully against her.
>Nails dug into your back, legs wrapped around yours, she clings to you as you slam ever harder, trying to get deeper with each thrust.
>You fight against yourself to keep from moaning out in pleasure, something Luna probably doesn't even try to do, judging by the noise she's making.
>The welling in your groin tells you all you need to know, signalling the coming of your climax.
>Thrusting down into your last, you pull out and slide yourself against her clitoris and up, releasing onto her stomach in ropes of seed.
>Both you and her stay there in an afterglow, breathing heavy as the moonlight basks down, flushing the room in ambient light.
>You get up and get tissues to wipe her clean, throwing them in the toilet.
>Climbing back into bed with her, she clings to you under the covers, cuddling you possessively.
>>25661504
>The night still draws on, the two of you together in calm, just happy that the other is there.
>"Why didn't you do it?"
>You turn and look down at her.
"Do what?"
>"Finish. Inside, I mean."
>You close your eyes and rest back onto your pillow, responding.
"Fear, I guess."
>"I took the pills you gave me. It's fine."
"I know, it was just a last second thought."
>"Don't you think it would feel better?"
>You feel her nails trail up your thigh and to your crotch, playing with you.
>"Letting out that thick, hot cum in me?"
>She faces you, eyes half lidded, toothy sly smirk on her face, speaking in hushed, breathy whispers.
>"Watching it overflow inside me, trickling down and out my thigh, falling down onto the bedsheets?"
>She leans in closer, squeezing your now engorged erection in her hand.
>"You're imagining it right now, aren't you?"
>Using one of her fingers to play with the tip, you exhale sharply before flipping over her, taking charge.
>With your own hand you grip her crotch, two of your fingers pressing down hard on her opening.
"Considering how wet you are down here, your imagination is a lot more vivid than mine is."
>Your two digits are almost sucked in by her folds, lubricated and gyrating incessantly.
"Is that what you want? To feel it throbbing inside you as I gush out inside of you?"
>Your fingers drive deeper inside her, eliciting a moan from above as Luna grips the bedsheets and closes her eyes.
"How about feeling it trickle down out of you and forming into pools, dripping out of you from the sheer amount there is?"
>She increases in volume as you finger her faster, feeling your fingers somehow get even more lubricated than they were before.
"No matter how much you wipe it away, more and more comes out, sticking to the inside of your legs in long droplets?"
>Luna plays with one of her breasts, pinching her nipple tightly to gain even more pleasure.
>>25661858
>Her cries are loud and not at all rhythmic, instead just full of raw sexual feeling and passion.
"Is that what you want?"
>You stop moving your fingers, taking them out of her, much to her displeasure.
>She stops arching her back away from the bed, falling down onto it.
>Opening her eyes, you direct her attention at your erection, right in front of her now opened, wet, hole.
>She looks back up at you, trying to sit up and kiss you before you push her down.
"Is that what you want?"
>Again, she looks down and then back up at you, shifting her gaze haphazardly.
>Ever so slightly, she nods her head, a shameful look on her face.
"Say it."
>She furrows her brow and looks up, angry.
>"N- no!"
>You smirk.
"If you don't, I won't know what you want me to do."
>"But you, you-"
"I what?"
>"I- ..."
>She stays silent, clenching her jaw and closing her eyes, an intense blush crawling up her face.
"You have to ask for what you want, or you're never going to get it."
>"J- Just- I know that!"
"Then?"
>She balls up her fists, still angry, but sounds out the words.
>"I- I want you to c- cum... in me."
>She exhales loudly after saying it, still angry.
>"There, I said it! Happy?"
>You smile wider.
"I see."
>You press against her opening, craving your attention, causing her to gasp.
"I guess I could do that, considering that I could just..."
>Quickly moving your hips, you force your head into her, parting her insides and penetrating her.
>You sigh.
"But, honestly..." You say as you retreat out of her and crawl off of her.
"I have work tomorrow. Best get some sleep."
>>25661873
>You smile wide and true down at her, still processing what you just said.
>Rapidly, you grab the covers and throw them over yourself, balling up and falling face down into a pillow.
>"W- w- w- wait!"
>Through the covers, you feel her punching your back over and over, throwing a tantrum.
>"No fair! You can't do that! I won't allow it! I even- I even said it! I said it, I did!"
>Under your protective cover shield, you can't stop yourself from laughing at her rage.
>"It's not fair, I did everything right! I did what you said! It was so embarrassing! You can't do that! Anooon! Listen to me!"
>Loudly, you snore, angering her more.
>"Stop acting dumb, you idiot! Get up! It's not faaair! Meanie! Meanie, meanie, meanie, meanie, meanie!"
>Her hits become less and less herd as she continues, probably tiring herself out.
>"It's unfair! Unfair, unfair... Un- unfair..."
>Luna stops, and you hear nothing from her, but you're sure she's still on the bed since you didn't feel her weight shift off.
>You listen for her, hearing nothing.
>Even closer, you listen, trying to hone in on anything.
>You soon manage to key into her soft blubbering, making out her words.
>"I even- I even said the words. I- I said it. Even though it w- was really hard, I still-"
>Oh.
>Well...
>Did- Did you upset her?
>"Anoooooooon." She sobs quietly. "You're being m- meeaann."
>>25661873
>Slowly, you come out of your coverings, sitting up and facing Luna.
>She's staring face down, hands up at her eyes, wiping them with balled up fists.
>She sniffs loudly, now using her entire arm to wipe her eyes, finding her hands to be unsatisfactory.
>"M- meanie."
>Using both of your hands, you grab her wrists and pull them away from her face, trying to get a look at her.
>As you pull them away, she looks further down at the bed, her hair covering her face from view.
>Moving her hands down to her sides, you travel back up with yours, moving her hair behind her ear and using the other to lift her chin towards you.
>She pretty much refuses to look in your direction, staring at a nearby wall instead.
>Her eyes are red, swollen too.
"Were- were you actually crying?"
>She furrows her brows again, throwing a balled up fist at you, hitting you on the shoulder.
>"What do you mean!? You forced me down, and- and made me say that, and then you just- play it off as a joke? It... It wasn't funny, Anon."
>Shit.
"I- uh, sorry, Luna. I didn't- I didn't realise you'd take it like that. I just wanted to have a little fun, I didn't mean to say anything that hurt you."
>She sniffs again.
"I'm sorry, really."
>Ever so slightly, she smiles, still wiping her eyes.
>"That was r- really embarrassing, you know?"
>Moving her legs, she shuffles towards you, and you accept her into your arms.
"Was it? You said the much more, just a few minutes before... I didn't think it was that ba-"
>"It's different when you say it... and when someone else... commands you to."
"Commands?"
>"It was- it was so... crushing. I couldn't breathe, it was like there was a weight on my chest."
>You kiss the top of her head, furrowing your own brow.
>Maybe... well, maybe this was something you should have thought about before doing.
>Being a Princess, Luna's probably never gotten commands from any one before.
>Even you have never... /commanded/ her to do anything.
>>25661925
>Perhaps it's something she's never experienced before, that's why she took it so hard.
>Never expected she would take it like that, though.
>You fall down onto the bed, hearing a yelp from below you as you drop her onto the bed.
>Her smile's back.
>You kiss her on the head again, moving your hands down her figure.
"I guess I'll spoil you this time, Princess."
>You go to guide yourself in, before she stops you.
>"Wait. D- don't call me Princess."
>You sigh.
"Luna?"
>She looks away, biting her lip.
>"N- not that one, either."
>Confused, you look at her, wondering what she could be talking about.
>Other?
>Name?
>What?
>You look down, closing your eyes, rummaging the corners of your mind, searching for something- anything.
>Opening your eyes again, you look into her eyes, Luna still looking sheepish and uncomfortable.
>Then it clicks.
"L-"
>She looks at you, waiting.
"Lu-"
>God, this is hard to say.
>The last time you did, you were like six.
>Still, she stares at you, hoping.
"L- Lulu?"
>A large, uninhibited smile glows across her face, and she pulls herself in to kiss you.
>You both share a deep and long kiss as she wraps her arms around you, continuing to round two of the night.
>Work is going to be a bitch tomorrow.
>But you can indulge her, you suppose.
>This once.
>
>
>...
Alright, since I was gone so long I was like 'fuck it they deserve another sex scene.' Now it ain't as long as the first, but eh.
I've probably lost about 85% of the readership already, from first moving from the thread and now being on a decade long hiatus, but oh well, there it is.
>>25661969
just do a Celly scene already!!!!
>>25661969
I've been lurking since the Luna thread, just for more of this. I'm glad to see it wasn't all for nothing.
>>25663476
>>25662889
Very nice low quality bumps
>>25634379
Your are a little bitch
STOP BUMPING THAT PIECE OF SHIT
THIS GERERAL SHOULDN'T EXIST
>>25665597
You seem mad comrade
more stories when
>>25661969
I'm okay with it. Everyone has reasons for their hiatus.
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Previously on: http://pastebin.com/SNy2W3Cm (outdated)
>>25461192
>Rainbow Dash chuckles.
>"Uh, could you keep this a secret dude? If the girls find out they'll think that I'm a total wuss."
"Of course! What makes you think I'd tell them such things Dash? Don't be silly now, your secrets are safe with me."
>"Thanks a lot Anon...I dunno why, but I think I've felt like this before."
>Uh oh.
>"Say, don't you have something you want to tell me?"
"Calm down Dash, now's not the time for secrets, that comes later..."
>"Uh, okay dude."
>You both hear a car honk from behind.
>Rainbow Dash turns around.
>"Oh, that's my dad," she says as she picks up her gym bag with her dirty clothes in it, "he promised me he'd come to pick me up after practice."
"It's cool Dash, I'll see you tomorrow...and think about what I said earlier okay?"
>"...Alright dude. See ya!"
>She jumps the fence and walks to the parking lot.
>You turn around.
>["How was your day princess?"]
>["D-dad! Don't call me like that! Especially when the new kid is around!"] She nags.
>You could hear that, and it brought you a dumb smile to your face.
>["Where is he?"]
"Hey there Mr. Blaze!" You say while standing on the bleachers, "nice to meet you!"
>He notices you, and faces Rainbow Dash.
>"Oh, so that's your new friend Rainbow? The one you talk so much about?"
>She turns around, embarrassed at her dad's words.
>He laughs.
>"So you're that kid from Mareami huh? Get over here son."
>You do as told, and you quickly jump over the small fence just like Dash did.
"Hi!" You say as you confidently shake his hand, "yeah, I'm Anonymous. Nice to meet you!"
>Rainbow's dad nods in approval.
>"Nice to meet you too kid, tell me, are you the coach of my girl's team huh?"
"That's right. She's an amazing player and friend Mr. Blaze," you say while looking at her.
>He chuckles.
>"I know kid, she's my daughter after all!"
>"Uh dad...dude, could you two like, knock it off?!"
>"Dash...I'm talking to your friend here."
>Her dad is chill.
>>25671330
The best time of the day has finally come!
>>25671459
Gone as soon as it came. ;_;
>>25672848
That's how it goes. Sometimes a writefag only updates once before his life interrupts him... or just runs out of inspiration. What matters is the content they produce when they are able to. We should not be sad when they stop writing for the day. We should be glad they're stopping to give themselves a break, only to give us more content when they are truly up to it.
There are other writefags who can provide for us, like 12, and I'd think it would be for the best to indulge in their stories while you wait for you favorite. Who knows, maybe you can be inspired to write your own piece of work. It all depends on what you're willing to make of it.
I'm sure NaOH, otherwise known as Liquid Plasma, will be back in due time to continue what a lot of us cherish in this thread. The most we can do is either let him be, or just simply make him feel happy and confident that his work is surely not going to waste. As I know with experience, the happiness of the writer can stem from the joy his fans can produce. Happiness is one of the best ways to give a writer the determination he needs to provide us with content.
For now, we can wait for his inevitable return. When that will be is up for debate, but at least we can make him feel welcome in the thread, rather than shun him or go full fanboy on all of his work.
I'm not sure why I wrote all this, but it felt good
>>25673926
Beautiful
>>25673926
>I'm a plan B
O- okay guys.
>>25674187
I'm still waiting for you to get back to Saving Pinkie, 12.
>>25674187
>plan B
now I feel bad. I didn't mean for you to feel that way. You're still an amazing writefag. You keep this thread up and running along with NaOH. Without you, this thread would be 90% bumps, instead of 80%.
You ain't plan B, you're the other man driving the caravan that is this thread
never give up
never surrender
AND WE'VE GOT WORK IN THE MORNING
BUT IT'S NEARLY 5 AM
IS THIS REALLY WHAT WE ENVISAGED
WE WON'T BE 21 AGAIN
>>25671330
>Rainbow Dash rolls her eyes.
>"Ignore her Anon, she's not usually like this you know."
"Don't worry about it Mr. Blaze, it's kinda funny when she gets like that."
>"Cool, I'm glad you understand her, many boys in this school don't treat her as good as she says you treat her. Keep up the good work sonny boy."
>Rainbow Blaze opens the car's door for Rainbow Dash before hearing a familiar voice behind him.
>"Good afternoon Mr. Blaze~"
>"Oh...h-hi there Principal Celestia. How are you today?"
>"I'm fine Mr. Blaze, you came to pick up your daughter right?"
>"Yes, she didn't cause any trouble today right?"
>"Of course not Mr. Blaze, she's a good girl. By the way, she and Anon here are doing well in their soccer matches, maybe they can win this term's tournament, right Rainbow Dash?"
>"You bet Principal Celestia!"
>"What do you think Anon?"
"It's the girls who do all the job Principal Celestia, I just try to get their confidence up."
>"And that has given you results, good job Anon! You've done so much for the girl's soccer team, maybe you should try joining another team like the boy's football team, you're well built for that."
>The GYM is working!
>Even Principal Celestia is mirin'.
"I'll think about it Principal Celestia."
>She smiles at you before talking to Rainbow's dad once again.
>"Next Friday we'll have our monthly PTA meeting as usual Mr. Blaze, will I see you there?"
>"Oh, sure Principal Celestia! I'll be there."
>Man, Principal Celestia totally wants the Rainbow D.
>Rainbow Dash looks annoyed.
>Poor guy, who knows how much he has gone without any action.
>It's kind of unfair that Rainbow Dash cockblocks him when she let you ravage her body.
>"Uh, dad?"
>"Oh, right. We'll have to leave for now Principal Celestia, as always it was nice to see you."
>"Likewise Mr. Blaze, don't forget to attend the meeting okay?"
>"I won't Principal Celestia. See you on Friday."
>Rainbow Blaze and Dash enter to the muscle car and they leave.
>Celestia lets out a sigh.
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>>25675247
>"He always parks next to my car, even if there are other spaces available...I wish he-"
>You let out a chuckle.
>"Oh...you're still here Anon?" She says, feeling a bit embarrassed.
"Don't worry Principal, I was about to leave. Have a good evening."
>"Um...you too Anon."
>You leave the parking lot and head to your home.
>You can't believe how great your day was.
>So far, Rares and Dashie have become your closer friends.
>You can't wait to make a move on Sunset Shimmer.
>And if she still rejects you, it won't matter.
>You're pretty sure Rarity has a crush on you.
>If she didn't, why would she send you texts like-
>[DING] Your phone buzzes.
>You just got a text from...surprise surprise.
>["Hello darling <3 How was soccer practice?"]
>You smile.
>How cute of her to text you like this.
>Back then, the only girl that texted you was Rainbow Dash, and she only texted you when she was bored out of her mind.
>Rarity texts you lots of times during the day, and sometimes at night.
>You reply to her in a friendly manner.
["It was great Rares, now I'm heading home to do some homework :T, unless you want to hang out for a bit? Maybe watch a movie with me?"]
>Message sent.
>DING.
>["I'd love to darling! Let me finish my homework and I'll let you know when I'm done okay?"]
>You let out a relieved sigh.
["Cool, see ya later Rares!"]
"Wahaha~ Anon asked me out on a date!"
>"He did?" Sweetie belle asks.
>You nod.
"He wants to take me to the movies! Isn't it wonderful?"
>Sweetie Belle takes the phone from Rarity's hand and reads the message.
>"Um, are you sure he asked you out on a date sis?"
"Don't be ridiculous Sweetie, it's obvious he did! Now, what should I wear?"
>"It's just a movie sis, relax..."
>You ruffle your sister's hair.
"Oh Sweetie, don't feel left out, I'm sure that at some time a cute boy will ask you out on a date like this."
>Sweetie Belle scoffs.
>"Oh sister..."
Why haven't I decided to lurk this thread before I love this shit especially NAOH. Anyone else have links to good anon x sunset or anon x celestial?
>>25675644Are you okay with more super long, but unfinished stories?
>>25675772
yes. now post
>>25675949
http://pastebin.com/a4mFFJbB
http://pastebin.com/Ak4v6Chu
>>25671330
>>25675247
>>25675492
i think rd is my waifu
nice green
>>25677534
yup
>>25675492
> "Oh Sweetie, don't feel left out, I'm sure that at some time a cute boy will ask you out on a date like this."
Acceptable subplot I'd say!
>>25675247
I'm still happy you're posting, but I can't get over how weird Dash's face looks in that picture.
>>25665597
Bump :3
QUICK, WE DISCUSS SOMETHING
what video games do you think the main 7 would play, if any at all?
>>25680015
I think the only one that would would be Fluttershy.
And the only reason I say that is because we saw she was a pony equivilent of a weeb in the halloween episode.
Maybe Twilight too, fitting with her whole nerd aestehtic, but she seems like the type of person to look down on video games, admiring her books instead.
>>25680015
>main 7
Is this a bait?
>>25641346
>Winter Formal hasn't been continued
T-thanks for reminding me
>>25680938
Twilight.
Sunset.
Rarity.
Fluttershy.
Pinkie Pie.
Rainbow Dash.
Spike.
That's 7.
>>25681201
>tfw wanna joke about AJ but she already isn't in the list
Lol. Nice one, anon.
>>25681201
There were two ways I thought that would have gone, and you defied both of them. Congratulations Anon, take this, my sole remaining internets. Carry it with pride.
Looks like the bows becoming my fetish.
>>25681201
Not only did you fuck up on this by having Spike in it, you fucked up by having no AJ or Vinyl.
>>25682071
>AJ or Vinyl.
>No Trixie.
Stay pleb.
>>25682097
>I haven't seen the movies
We all know that Trixie forms her own group from the Les Enfants Terribles projects and battles the Rainbooms.
>>25682169
And what have AJ or Vinyl done that is cooler than that?
>>25682198
How is that at all relevant? Trixie becomes the main antagonist for the whole next season. AJ and Vinyl ironically became villains themselves by forming the patriots.
>>25682222
Despite those quads, being a main antagonist is quite a bit cooler than being in the Patriots.:^)
>>25682249
It is indeed cool, until you lose your position to the Patriots in the next season and the protagonist of said earlier game becomes a main villain.I've never played a game past 3, so I'm out of ammo.
My quads already confirmed it, writefags?
>>25682315
Luckily for you, I actually happen to be one of the writefags of this general.
I'll whip something up to show exactly how this kind of scenario would go down.
>>25682381
>Such arrogance
I hope you choke, fellow jokefag.
>>25682465
That I shall, friend.Pic partially related.
>>25682525
Future thanks from/dzg/.
>>25681024
Are you blind?
>>25681365
>Sour Sweet will never try to impress you with her "William Tell" routine.
Byampu~
>>25617599
>25617599
>>25686189
Very niasu low quality bump
CALLLLLLLLLLING TO THE NIIIIIIIIGHT~
What board game would you absolutely wreck your waifu at
>>25688121
No gaems.
>>25688121
I spot something that was posted in the Bath House Thread
>>25688163
>>25688395
It's called expanding your client basedarling
>>25688121
ProbablyPokemon.
>>25688121
And the prequel image
>>25688724
Isn't the whole point to get five in a row?
>>25688724
>both red and black have four in a row
WHO WAS WHAT
>>25688121
>>25688724
are these parodies of something?i like them
Bump ..
Silent threads - best threads.
need more greens
>>25660696
This post gave me a boner.
>>25661504
And this almost pushed me over the edge of the need. Dude. I love it.
>>25661858
>"Don't you think it would feel better?"
>You feel her nails trail up your thigh and to your crotch, playing with you.
>"Letting out that thick, hot cum in me?"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25661873
I fucking love this.
>>25661901
And I'm fucking dead. At first erotic and lewd and now cute and sad?!
I love it.
>>25675492
And I love this stuff, too.
nueve
Lalalalalalaaaaaa
Bumpity boo
Which EG deserves some greens
>>25694207
Trixie.
_______
Hey, everyone! I just wrote a quick little thing for you guys today in a computer lab and wanted to share share share!!!
Pepper your angus, because this one is going to be a wild ride.
The title is:
Voodoo 2: Electric Boogaloo
It's a sequel to my first story, Voodoo. Which I hadn't posted on this thread, but still wrote for my own enjoyment.
>>25694360
>OKAY LISTEN UP.
>Heaven is… such a beautiful place.
>When people die, they go there and get to spend the rest of eternity there. It’s got nice clouds and sunshine (PRAISE THE SUN) and all that amazing things. It the reason why people pray to Gad, other than the fear of being burned forever, lol.
>But however……….. there is something happening there that is disrupting the peace there.
>The Great and Powerful Trixie is suddenly rising up from the Earthworld to heaven.
>How did she die, you ask? Well LET ME TELL YOU!
>…
>Sometime ago.
>Back in Earth, Trixie was getting ready to do her most favorite and prized performances.
>It was the biggest baddest night of her life, everything she had done in the past had led up to this glorious moment in the life.
>All of the tings were set up in terms of electronics and lights and nifty nifty little things.
>Vinyl Scratch was the DJ of the big bad concert, and she had a brand new set to play for all of the drug addicts in the crowd below.
>BUT SHE DOESN’T SPEAK, MIND YOU.
>SHE ONLY PLAYS AND MIXES WITH THE RECORDS IN THE NIGHT AIR, MAKING HER A MVP.
>And then….. . . . .
>Applejack out of nowhere!
>She is the one with the acres of land to have the concert on and let the whole show take place.
>The whole stage is set up over tons and tons of haystacks, but in a way where it’s not a fire hazard at all!
>NOT AT ALL!
>She then places apples in between the tufts of the hay and straw, for both flame resistance and more lumbar support.
>But just to be safe, Applejack stay under the stage and uses her muscles from working in the farm all her life to hold the thing up with Big Whopper helping her.
>So…….. the concert begins with a huge shebango!
>All of the drug addicts in the crowds of drug addicts are whoooooing and yaaaaaying to the epic EDM music.
>Vinyl drops the bass like a clumsy fisherman in a prison shower and the soundwaves vibrate EVERYTHING……. Especially the stage.
>ENTER TRIXIE.
>>25694374
>Now, she waltzes up to the front of the stage and owns it in an awesome manner.
>This is her big night.
>The ambience surrounds her as the song starts. She gazes down at the floor in a sturdy stance, ready to own the stage and become all the rage.
>Lifts her arm up to almost fistbump the night sky itself.
>Her voice sounds into the microphone and catches the attention of the audience. The attention she oh so desires.
>A heave bass drops and she begins to sing in a strong and powerful fashion. Fireworks explode everywhere as the white mist (mist)ifies whoever’s looking up at the stage.
>Trixie starts to swing dance as she sings, rapidly sliding her legs back and forth with amazing accuracy and precision. She’s a darn good dancer, like James Brown or Michael Jackson.
>Pillars of fire erupt on each side of the stage on Trixie’s cue, obeying her command.
>The background dancers stay symmetrical and Trixie delivers her epic performance to the drug addicts in the audience.
>”I’M BLUE, DABBA DEE DABBA DYE, DABBA DEE DABBA DYE DABBA DEE DABBA DYE!!!!!!!!” Trixie harmonically chimes all the while, even sneaking in a few backflips and headspins with her musical performance.
>She gets on a rope that lifts her up into the air and she starts doing acrobats while still singing and somehow swing dancing. SHE’S SWINGING AND SINGING WHILE SWINGING AND SINGING.
>Trixie lands on a trampoline and as she bounces off does like 500 more backflips while twisting around in mid air only to land on her feet. The many pieces of stage equipment around her start lighting up with blue lights.
>All the while, Trixie incorporates a magic act along with her singing, dancing and acrobatics. She disappears from one side of the stage only to miraculously appear on the other side while going “hee heeh Hee!”
>>25694389
>She makes the audiences drug money and jewelry vanish right before their very eyes and end up in her secret safe at an undisclosed location. They’re on drugs, so it’s not THAT hard to trick them.
>THIS IS THE MAIN REASON WHUY TRIXIE DID THIS CONCERT. Not only so she will get paid to preform but to also steal the riches from the audience using magic!
>”I’M BLUE, DABBA DEE DABBA DYE, DABBA DEE DABBA DYE DABBA DEE DABBA DYE WITH PURPLE EYES!!!!!!!!”
>Trixie moonwalks across the stage as the audience wonders why their drug money disappeared, but they’re used to it disappearing often so they don’t question it.
>Trixie always has the trixies up her sleevsies. FOR REALZIES!
>Wubwubs are everywhere as static flies through the air!
>Of course………. The hay underneath caTCHES ON FIRE OMG SOMEONE DO SOMETHING!!!!
>The apples did little help to keep everyone supported, but they tasted good so there’s that.
>The stage wobbles around like it has a thesis statement to publish and it goes crashing DOWN DOWN DOWN TO THE GROUND.
>The haystacks miraculously explode due to the apples actually being flammable due to their explosive juiciness.
>The audience throws their heroin onto the stage to put the fire out, but it does no good and Applejack, Big Whopper, Vinyl Cratch, Kenny McCormick and Trixie all die.
>AND THEY WERE ALL SO YOUNG TOO! The audience weeps in the sorrows as they continue to jam to the music.
>Spike dies too because f*ck Spike.
>RIP IN PROLETARIAT
>…
>PRESENT DAY.
>Trixie and all of the other deads are soaring up to heaven as Jesus watches them with loving and caring eyes.
>God greets them at the pearly gates and they all say “yo wassup”.
>But Trixie didn’t want to die, and she’s not about to have her beautiful blue body taken away from her just yet. NO!!!!!
>Since she’s a soul now, Trixie’s arrogance has become more than just one of her properties. Her soul is riddled with arrogance, and that gives her soul demonic powers.
>>25694374
>>25694389
>>25694402
>HYPERACTIVE is back
oh boy
mr bones wild ride truly never ends
>>25694402
>Her arrogant belief in herself has become real in the spirit world and it is her power now that her spirit is one with her personality.
>”LET THERE BE AN END TO ALL DEATH DABBA DEE DABBA DIE!” She shouts the magic words as the others are let into heaven.
>Lightning strikes the clouds and the gates to heaven permanently close right after Vinyl steps through.
>”No more souls shall pass through here, not even Trixie’s soul!” Trixie happily declares. “Now you have to let us all back into life as everyone who is still alive and not in heaven or hell is now immortal.”
>”OH WAIT THAT’S RIGHT” God remembers as he cooks up a lightning strike and strikes Trixie down to hell.
>God then puts on his red face mask and teleports to hell.
>”MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WELCOME TO HELL! I AM SATAN!” He screams in a gruff voice.
>”No you’re not!” Trixie disagrees. “Trixie saw you put that mask on! She knows you’re still God! HAVE YOU BEEN THE SAME GUY ALL ALONG?”
>”IT’S FUN TO MAKE UP THESE STORIES AND FALSE CHOICES TO GET THE HUMANS TO DO WHAT I WANT!”
>Trixie’s arrogance intensifies from having seen right through God’s lie and spotting him put on the mask. She escaped his ruse and caught him in the lie with the mask!
>”Trixie is smarter than both god and satan!” Trixie arrogantly replies. “Her powers are stronger than yours!”
>And so her powers inflate and she rises up to punch god/satan in the face.
>She then breaths out a fireball and blows a hole in hell’s ceiling. That’s going to cost MILLIONS OF SOULS to repair!
>Trixie goes back up to the pearly gates of heaven, which are still closed. There are already hundreds and hundreds of new souls that can’t get in! Most of them are from Africa and the Middle East.
>”YOU ARE ALL IMMORTAL DABBA DEE DABBA DYE!” Trixie blares over to them as they are sent back to Earth through her arrogant power.
>Trixie herself goes back down to the Earthworld and reclaims her bloodied and beaten up body.
>>25694413
>But she uses her demonic power to heal herself and make her body inhabitable again. The………. Heart………… BEATS!!!!!!!!!11!!
>”TADA! THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE HAS TRANCENDED BEYOND HER MORTAL STATE AND HAS ACHIEVED DEMIGOD DABBA DEE DABBA DYE!” She yells to the crowd of drug addicts, who are still standing there even though it’s the next day. “It was all part of the performance!”
>They cheer.
>Meanwhile in heaven, God has to come up with a plan to stop Trixie from making everyone have to live forever and overpopulate the earth.
>All of the people who can’t die are now suffering even more agony, as the pain now never ends for them. Trixie knows about this, but shE DOESN’T CARE SHE HAS THE MONEY AND IMMORTALITY.
>SHE’S A BAD BAD GIRL.
>”Listen up, souls.” God says to the heaven angels. “We need to find a way to kill Trixie so the paradox is lifted and people can die again.”
>”AH PROMISE IMMA HELP YALL CUZ I BEEN RELIGIOUS ALL MAH LIFE YALL.” Applajack yaps while Vinyl stays silent because she’s mute.
>”No. I have another task for you, my child.” God tells her.
>”WELL WHAT IS IT YALL?”
>”You have been very loyal to Christianity, so I’m assigning you, Big Whopper and Vinyl to go join the defense line that filters who gets to enter the pearly gates.”
>”AW SHUCKS PARTNER YA MEAN IT?”
>”Yes, my child. You must join the Patriots defense line to make sure that the Muslims can’t get into my Christian heaven once the gates are opened back up. A lot of them will be ready to flood in after the hold up is gone, and it will be too many to handle for the current Patriots team. This place is for Christians only! And every other religion is wrong because I, God, said so!”
>”HURR SURE THANG LORD IMMA PREE TEYECT HEBBENS VIRGENS FROM DEM MUSLIMS WHO CALL YOU ALLAH! RIGHT BIG WHOPPER?”
>”EYUP!”
>”Yes, my child. Now go join the team. They will show you how to do defensive strategies. Jesus, go initiate them into your team. Heaven must not end up like Europe.”
>>25694425
>”But dad!” Tom Brady interferes. “That’s extremely racist! Everyone should go to heaven no matter how they worship you! And even if they don’t worship at all, who cares? They’ll believe in you once they see you for the first time! With your infinite power, you can show the way, man! You should love everyone unconditionally no matter who they are! I want to be the quarterback of a team who cares about their fellow angels, not a team that-”
>”DO AS I TELL YOU, OR I’M SENDING YOU DOWN TO EARTH TO BE CRUCIFIED AGAIN!”
>”But daaaaaaaaaad!”
>”JUST DO IT!”
>Shia LeBouf suddenly appears.
>”What he said.” Shia says unto thee.
>Tom “The Jesus” Brady complies, escorting Applejack and her friends to the team and gives them their uniforms.
>…
>ON EARTH.
>Trixie is all the rage, owns the stage. And she builds herself an empire out of the labor of immortal slaves from Africa. LIKE HOW THE PYRAMIDS WERE BUILT!
>They build her a castle made out of cheese and crackers.
>WOOHOO!
>She’s basically enslaving the world as God stalks her since he’s everywhere every time and sees everything.
>Trixie is getting ready to do her millionth show when God emerges out of a dark alley and shanks her.
>”Hooray! We are freed!” The slaves cheer.
>”Do not worry, my children. Once I force Trixie through the pearly gates of Heaven, the paradox will be lifted and your suffering that is life shall end.”
>”Hooray!”
>God raptures Trixie and lifts her up to heaven as she is unconscious from the shanking. Everyone laughs at her as she is lifted naked into the sky.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This will make her insecure about her body image and take her arrogance away!
>God chucks Trixie at the gates, and she clashes against them with a deafening splat. Many bones are broken.
>God then takes a giant log and rams it up against Trixie as she is forced onto the other side of the gates little by little. The gates eventually give way to the power of God’s biceps and Trixie is on the other side.
>>25694438
>The Patriots stand at the ready for Tom “The Jesus” Brady’s command.
>…
>MUSLIMS! MUSLIMS EVERYWHERE! HIDE YOUR VIRGINS!
>”Hut! Hut! HIKE!” Tom “The Jesus” Brady reluctantly yells, as Applejack and Vinyl Scratch get into the defensive positions that they learned in five minutes.
>But Tom “The Jesus” Brady has another master plan in mind because he’s a BIG GUY.
>FOR YOU.
>The game plan is set to turn the players around by surprise, whip out their shanks to shank God.
>They all spin around and all start to build tall brick apartment complexes close to eachother so there will be dark alleys to emerge out of. They begin working in groups on the foundations of the building, then begin to construct the framework. Cement and support beams come next, as well as finishing the structure’s overall shape. Piecing together the interior rooms and setting up drywall for each of the rooms comes after that. The three bedroom apartments are the hardest to build, since they take the most time as they have the highest square footage. Electricity and plumbing shouldn’t be too hard to manage, as there are unlimited resources in heaven. Interior design is the last part, eventually leading to the players setting up furniture in the rooms and painting the walls in the hallways. Finally, the city streets are set up in between the completed apartment complexes, and the players eventually go hide in the slim spaces between the brick buildings.
>”What is this? Heresy!” God yells as the Muslims come flooding in.
>However, only half of the Muslims are available to fight the good and holy fight, because all of the Sunni Muslims are too busy attacking Shia LeBouf because they don’t like him.
>Trixie wakes up and realizes that her plan to get into heaven finally worked.
>She distracts the Muslims attacking Shia by seducing them with her naked body and tells them all to help kill God with the others if they want a piece of her.
>They obey and attack God too.
>>25694446
>The Patriots emerge out of their dark alleys and shank God alongside the Muslims. God dies the Gadhafi way. Godhafi.
>God is dead.
>There is no one to stop Trixie from chilling in heaven now.
>The many souls cheer as their captor Trixie has turned to the good side, but only after AJ and Vinyl did it FIRST.
>TRIXIE IS A BETTER ANTAGONIST AND A COOLER GIRL.
>She fulfills every debt she promises and gains eternal life in heaven. All of the people are now happy and the Patriots go on to win the Super Bowl. Tom “The Jesus” Brady, being based and all, grants everyone eternal life, but with his healing powers so there is no pain. He also make it so there’s unlimited food and other things on Earth so everyone is happy.
>No one ever has to go to church anymore and can visit heaven any time they like, while being able to return to Earth any time they like as well. Hell is vacated with all of its inhabitants cleansed and rehabilitated.
>All is good now. May Tom “The Jesus” Brady bless you with his grace.
> Our Quarterback, who art in heaven, hallowed be Thy name, Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven.
>Give us this day our daily bread; and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
>For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever.
>AMEN.
>>25682315
>>25682381
And that, sir, is why you are wrong and I am right.;^D
>>25694468
I swear your stories get dumber and dumber every time you make a new one
Page ten, not again.
>>25695897
Page ten...again.
Page Bane
>>25691099
How about some Starlight?
![1033346__safe_rainbow+dash_pinkie+pie_rarity_equestria+girls_screencap_spoiler-colon-friendship+games_friendship+games[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/u1uwjKx.png "1033346 safe rainbow+dash pinkie+pie rarity equestria+girls screencap spoiler-colon-friendship+games friendship+games[1]"){kind=small}
>>25675492
>Many hours later.
"Goodbye mother! I'll be back in two hours!"
>"Where are you going Rarity?"
"I'm going to the movie theater with a friend of mine?"
>"This late? Have you done your homework?"
"Yes mother...don't worry about me, I'll be fine!"
>You exit your house and head to the next block.
>Anon said he'd meet you there.
>It's kind of weird how many of your friends live in this same neighborhood, and Anon's family being the newest addition to it makes it feel like school.
>You don't mind anyways.
>There he is; waiting under a lamp post, texting on his phone.
>He looks so gallant in those clothes.
>You fan yourself with your hand and call out for his name.
"Yoohoo~ Anonymous."
>He lifts his face and smiles when he sees you.
>"Rares! Hey!"
>You walk up to him.
>"Wow, you look amazing Rares! I've never seen you wear that outfit"
>You chuckle.
"Oh? These old rags? I have hundreds more dear Anon...now, shall we get going?"
>"Sure; do you mind if we walk? I don't want to run into one of those guys you hate so much."
"Not at all Anonymous, in fact I'd love to walk with this beautiful sunset."
>"A'ight...hope you're ready for the movie tonight, I think you'll like it, besides since it's Monday there won't be many people to disturb us."
"I see nothing wrong with that Anon, I just hate crowded screening rooms on Fridays, my friends and I can't get the best spots because they are all occupied!"
>"Yeah, sucks...so, while we get there, why don't you tell me more about you Rares?"
>How nice of him to ask that.
>>25697798
I can try, but she have a strange mane, may be hard to make her recognisable as a human without coloring.
>>25698183
>Fifteen minutes later, you both arrive to the movie theater.
>"Rares, we're in luck, it's classic movie night. I dunno about you, but I certainly don't want to watch recycled garbage from Hollywood."
"Oh, how interesting; what are they screening?"
>"Some detective films settled in the 30's...I think one's called Shadow Spade, ace detect-"
"Shadow Spade?!" You shriek in excitement, "I didn't know there was a movie of my favorite book series!"
>"Well, let me buy the tickets then."
>After buying the tickets, he buys some candy and popcorn for the two of you.
>Then, you both sit at your favorite spot.
>"Whoa, these are nice seats Rares..."
"Pinkie Pie helped us find them, she says you can see and hear everything perfectly from here."
>After several minutes of commercials, the part you and your friends hate the most, pass by quickly because of Anon's jokes.
>Finally, the movie is about to start.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1GOn7EIbLg
>"Uh oh, brace yourself Rares..."
>Your ears! They hurt.
>Seconds later.
"Well, I'm glad that's over..."
>"What?!"
"I said that I'm glad it's over!"
>"You want me to roll over?"
>Then Anon smirks.
"Oh you..." You jokingly smile at him and slap his hand lightly, "for a moment here I thought you went deaf Anon."
>He lets out a chuckle.
"Shh...it's about to start!"
>https://youtu.be/u8Rr0JO34Lg
>["Dr. Pastel, I'm Shadow Spade..."]
>"Huh...this seems oddly familiar."
>["The victim wasn't alone..."]
>["Did she get to bring friends?"]
"Isn't this wonderful? If you read the books they'd bring you some context on who the characters are..."
>"Oh..."
>["They were trying to bag her corpse, they worked for the mercenary...the masketta man."]
>>25698631
>[...Masketta man?]
>[aye, sir]
>[alright, get everyone to the precinct, I'll call this in when we get there]
>>25698631
>Rarity starts doing what couples do in theatres.
>Finds that Anon is a big guy; at least, for her
>>25617599
>Reluctant Lesbians
Sounds like either pornography or the latest award-winning indie film.
>>25701280
lol
>>25694468
You owe me a pair of sides.
>>25698631
BANE?
I want to write but I'm afraid I'll self insert too much and fuck it up. Any tips on preventing that?
>>25702471
We cant give rightly feedback if we have no greens to judge you by
Just get to writing and then we can review it when you post it
>>25698631
The green rises.
>>25702471
Just make it general, I guess.
I know what you mean though, it's just something that takes time.
General rule, don't make it edgy.
Write something, and I'll comment on it if you'd like.
>>25702471
give your characters flaws. Base the main character around a character from a different work of fiction. I'm not saying copy it, but have a basis formed around a character that is basically not you.
For instance
CIA is a head strong man who always tries to get the job done. Even his standing position shows a man who is confident about himself. He will work for the USA and give his life for his country.
You're most likely not this person, so you can easily have a BASE CHARACTER with this in mind. Of coursh, character growth and overall differences that start from the base character must be taken into account.
To be fair, if you don't want a self-insert character, then some studying may be required. Try learning about many personalities, psychology, or just simply read upon choices a character makes in a good work of fiction.
When making the character, really think about the position he's in and try to insert yourself. Do you feel in charge? Is this something you would do? Would someone with a different personality try something else? These are things we must take into account to prevent a self insert fantasy that tends to be continued within grentexts
You know what, just write. No harm in testing your writing capabilities and learning from mistakes. Don't be afraid. Now is not the time for fear. That comes later
>>25702493
>>25702524
>>25702540
Alright, I'll try and write something a bit later on. Hopefully it wont be too bad.
>>25694438
>God emerges out of a dark alley and shanks her.
Fucking kek
>>25702540
Well said.
>>25697798
Well, I just can't into equality, lol.
>>25704722
I've seen those eyes before. Man that's creepy.
>>25704722
Glorious.
>>25698631
My attention and interest is hard as a diamond
>>25704722
This pic makes me uncomfortable
>>25706949
so?
I've been kicking around an idea for a beach story featuring the human six, but I can't decide how lewd I want it to be, apart from some suggestive stuff. I guess the problem is how realistic I want to keep it versus all the scenarios I want to include.
>>25707580
there's no /requirement/ for smut, even if it is called fingerbang.
You can go the whole story without a sex scene, I don't think people would mind.
>>25707806
The thing is that I want to include smut, but I'm not sure which smut to include. I'm paralysed by indecision at the sheer amount of possibilities, as well as by my damned sense of fair play.
>>25706949
>>25705402
What's wrong?
I hate how this thread is going back on track. Stop posting, guys.
WANDERLUUUUUUUUUUUST
>>25704722
Starlight is an untapped goldmine of greentext stories waiting to happen.
Perhaps she starts a movement within the school to stop rewarding academic excellence and sporting achievement, as well as petitioning for school uniforms to be mandatory, all under the guise of making sure nobody is ostracised for not achieving anything or not wearing the "right" clothes.
>>25711650
No. You have a terrible head.
>>25711650
Enjoy your ban.
>>25711885
Hey its Grey! Hows it going my man?
>>25712428
Oh, you.
Can't wait until EQG4.
>>25713311
yes,while waiting the s6 hiatus
>>25713311
There will be no Sour Sweet, I guess. Do not want.
>>25704722
Don't listen to the hecklers. This is good. A little unsettling, but I like it.
ne
God damn I had a rather dumb idea last night after watching MXC reruns.
"Canterlot High versus Canterlot High Society"The worst part is I don't know how I'd write it.
Stayin' alive.
>>25713311
Any bets on cameos from past antagonists?
>>25718049
Well, I know Sunset Shimmer will be in it.
I'm catching up on NAOH story and just finished the cream pie. DAMN this is a good story.
12, from page 10 I summon thee!
>>25721108
>>25721120bruh its exam season gimme till tuesday pls
Bump for the bump general
>>25721889
>Literally the same situation as me.
>>25715500
Eh fuck it, I'll do it anyways.
>What are all these multicolored children running from? They're not! They're running to the World's toughest competition in town: The Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!
>Tonight Canterlot High takes on Crystal Prep!
>It's the Classic Battle between Rhinestones and Cowboys! So what are you waiting for? Get fired up for MXC!
>And now, here are two guys who are always at the top of the class, Kenny Blankenship and Vic Ramano!
>"Have we got an episode today, Vic!"
"Right you are Ken, tonight two classic school rivals are fighting for supremacy, to bring honor to their schools in the arena of ours."
>"And the best part is that I get all of those chicks' numbers!"
"Kenny! Those girls are underaged! Do you know how much legal trouble we'd be in if you- wait, wait a second. These are the waivers we hand out before every show, how did you get these?"
>"I dunno, I just found 'em sitting around."
"I'll leave you sitting around, let's go to Guy LeDouche."
>>25721889
>>25722477
We love both of you.
>>25722709Eh screw it, dropping the green text system. I never really liked it anyways.
We cut to a scrawny asian man with a pencil-thin moustache wearing khakis and a pith helmet sitting in a control booth.
"Do you believe in magic, because Guy does. After the events of this year's "friendship games" these two schools have decided on a friendly rematch right here! Oooh, Guy like. First we have the magical Wall Buggers, followed by a nice clean run of Sinkers and Floaters, then Guy's personal favorite; Wall Bangers, and finish up with Log Rollers. Guy would love to be a part of this but because of a restraining order from Miss Cinch and Vice Principal Luna guy is stuck 500 yards away from these children. How about you, Skipper?" He asked before turning to one of the monitors and giggling to himself.
We go to Captain Tenneal on a nice pedestal above a group of Magical Technicolor High Schoolers. The Captain is wearing a japanese military uniform and holding an impressive black cane. "Thank you Guy. Now, who here thinks that magic is an incredible power that should be accepted and studied in order to use it to benefit all mankind? Show of hands now!" The entire crowd cheers, the good Captain laughs. "Well you're wrong! Magic is a dangerous and harmful energy that would kill us all if we dare trifle with it, and as such anyone who uses magic should be locked away for the safety of all involved! What say you, little lady?" He leans over and gives the mike to a girl with pink, fluffy hair and pink skin.
"Well, I think magic is something we should all know and use, that way we can all become better people because of it!"
"Ah, but that's communism, and not the American way!"
"Wait, I don't think that's how that works."
"Of course it works that way, are you doubting the captain? How about you?" He asked, passing the mike to a girl with pigtails and glasses before Pinkie could respond.
"I actually want to try out a magic girl, Captain."
"Kinky, LET'S GO!"
>>25724185
>green
>none of it is green
DUN GOOF'D
>>25724269
It ain't easy being green.
>>25724269
Fine, I'll continue it green, but only because you decided to be a little bitch about it.
>>25725201
sit down and fucking calm yourself down
weeee all the way to the top
10
>>25728264
She even comes with her own theme music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h61QG4s0I3U
>>25730449
Shit that brought back some memories, thanks anon
Just let it go already guys. This isn't funny anymore.
Fingerbangs rang it's full course, and now all we have ahead of us is the death of the general itself.
Maybe you should just start up a Humanized general that doesn't say Fingerbang on it so we can keep living for another year or so. I'd bump that, but not this.
>>25731731
No we will not fall.
>>25728264
Its getting dark
>>25731731
>This general is fine just take out one word for some reason
Nigger what?
>>25733017
I believe he meant a "re-branding" of the general would be good. I assume some people dont come here simply for the reputation it has. If it was rebooted,re branded or something to that affect it would bring more and new people in.
>>25733127
and the same idiots from this thread would transfer over, changing nothing as a whole.
Drama still takes over
People still only bump
NaOH hatred will still be talked about by other writers
and people will never conform to change where nothing actually changes in the first place
its a foolish endeavor that will lead down a parallel path, rather than a different direction
Not from this thread, but just ignore >>25733381
>>25731731 My general has had it's share of storms and doomsayers, but we're still going. Hang it there and ignore the trolls and you'll be fine.
>>25733381
If more people came then the same idiots would get drowned out. I see what your saying that all the same things will transfer over but I think if we got more numbers we could "lower there volume"
>>25733426
>were still going
Thats the thing were not going. Where barley moving. We get a very small bit of content with like 3 active content providers. Just hanging in there isn't enough anymore we need to either let go of the branch or raise it.
>>25733448
Then raise it. Produce something of value yourself. Try sparking discussion. Don't wait for someone else to save the general.
Bump again
http://strawpoll.me/6241367
>>25733448
>>25733508
Hey, guys. How's this for content?
>>25681365
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BzcYgMQOcA
>>25735934
Reminds me of NightVale
>>25736890
nice low quality post
>>25737038
because yours was high quality?
When can we get a kekold story?
fug dis, I'm making a small story.
gotta have some content in this place
>What a lovely day outside
>the birds are singing
>the sun is shining
>on days like these
>teens like you
>are just chilling in the food court, sipping on one amazing drink
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmzGeQlyanM
>its your favorite flavor too
>what a nice, calm day
>always enjoyable to receive relaxing days like this
>even if it is near the holidays
>hell, its not even cold out
>how could this day get any better!
>...
>you wonder what you should get your mother for Hearth's Warming Day
>oh look, two girls just sat down at the large table you're in
>gosh, they're pretty...
>and pink
>"Wowie, Fluttershy! You got Rarity from our Hidden Hearth project this year?!"
>"Shhh! Not so loud, Pinkie..."
>well, they seem like good friends
>"Heh... sorry. Seriously, what do you plan to give her?"
>"I don't know... I was hoping you knew anything she wanted."
>they starting eating the food they bought from somewhere
>"Why don't you just *nom* ashk her what she wantsh?"
>you can see the internal struggle in her eyes
>wait... do they not notice your presence?
>"I couldn't possibly do that! She would know what I'm up to..."
>the pink... pinker one keeps stuffing her face in as she talks
>"Well, I haff ShunShet, sho I wash jusht goin to ashk her-"
>"Pinkie, this is supposed to be a secret. The plan is to surprise our friends with gifts from one of us. Getting caught isn't part of your plan now, is it?"
>"Of coursh!-... *gulp* of course not! I mean, how else would I know what to get her?"
>wow, they really don't know you're here
>...
>you continue to sip from the straw in front of you
>"Pinkie..."
>"What?"
>"We'll just have to figure this out on our own.... oh dear, who knows how many different things Rarity could want for Hearth's Warming Day..."
>'Pinkie' turns in her seat and faces Fluttershy
>"Alright, Fluttershy, its easy. Just do what I do."
>>25739125
>she straightens up her imaginary tie and lets out a little cough
>after taking a deep breath
>"What do you want for Hearth's Warming Day, Fluttershy?"
>"Oh, I'm fine for this year. You don't have to spend money on-... wait, is this what you-"
>"Ahahah! Focus!"
>Fluttershy blinks twice for a second there
>"Um... well... I could use a set of boots for when I go into the forest with my animal friends after a rainy day..."
>"Cool! See ya!"
>and with that, she dashes off into parts unknown
>"Now you try!"
>wait... she's back there
>how did she
>but you were looking...
>how...
>fuck it, this drink is god-like
>"Pinkie, you can't just."
>"Fluttershyyyyy~"
>"*sigh*... Pinkie... is there anything you want for... Hearth's Warming Day?"
>"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL IFTHEREISONETHINGICOULDASKFORIWOULDLOVEANEWBAKINGSHEETTOBAKESOMENEWCUPCAKESIHAVEPLANNEDFORINTHEFUTURE!"
>...what?
>"...what?"
>"A baking sheet! My old one is starting to fall apart, so I've been meaning to get a new one."
>"And... that's what you want for Hearth's Warming Day?"
>"Yup! Plain and Simple."
>"Oh... um..."
>Pinkie puts her arm around Fluttershy
>"See, Fluttershy? Its easy to just ask someone for their gifts. We're all just friends, right?"
>"Um..."
>"Come on, let's go ask Rarity-"
>Fluttershy starts to blush... for some reason
>"N-no, that's fine. I-I'll just see if Rainbow Dash knows anything."
>"*sigh* I guess all that was for nothing."
>with a look of defeat, the two of them finish their meal and leave you alone to process what transpired
>well, that just happened
>two girls unable to find a way to get a gift for their friends
>if only someone would help them
>...
>man, you don't regret buying this drink!
>you continue to sip slowly
>...are those more girls?
continue?
>>25739131
No, please no.
>>25739205
why not?
>>25739205
Because the writing is awful.
>>25735861
I got the voter participation rate up. Dr. Paul would be proud.
>>25733381
He's right you know.
>>25739205
>>25739411
Ignore him writefriend, anything you do is like 10000% better than a boring as fuck bump.
>>25739131
YES continue. WE need more people like you writefriend.
So I'm working on writing for my first time. This is mostly what I have so far, should I continue? Any suggestions?
> 7am
> alarm rings
> fuckmylife.jpg
> just 5 more min
> 5 min pass, alarm rings again
> should you sleep in, or go to school
> its the first day
> screw it, you’re getting up
> you get out of bed and head downstairs
> you open the fridge, and see how little food is left inside
> enough cereal for one day
> you eat it, and finish the rest of your morning routine
> you put on your jacket, boots, and head out the door
“it’ll be great”, you tell yourself
“first day of school will go just fine”
> you head off to the bus stop
> two turns right, one turn left, 5 turns right, just like you practiced
“everything will be ok,” you tell yourself
> after all, you can’t be the only new student this year
> 5 min pass, and you are lost
> shit, where are you?
> you aren’t used to these new streets
> you look around, and see a pink girl across the street wearing a CHS backpack… skipping?
> you should ask her where you are
> you cross the street, thinking of what to say without sounding like the “new kid”
> distracted, a car suddenly turns out of nowhere and is coming towards you
> it stops right before it hits you, and honks loudly before driving away
> pink girl turns around, and sees you
> she rushes towards you
> PP: “oh my god, are you ok?”
“yeah, I’m fine, it didn’t hit me” you say, as you get out of the way, and walk onto the sidewalk
“hey, do you by any chance happen to know where the CHS bus stop is?”
> PP: “ooooh, so you’re the new kid!”
> smooth, anon. almost get hit by a car, and you’re the “new kid”
“sure, I guess”
> PP: “follow me, I’m going there anyways” she says with a huge smile
> you obey
> still disoriented from the car incident, you remain silent.
> PP: “soooo... what’s your name?”
“Anon. I’m from the city, I just moved here this summer”
>>25741228
Its pretty good for your first time. do continue
>Be anon, a "narcissistic and witty high school student."
>You're at lunch, eating a sandwich at a table you've claimed as your own.
>As you look across at the empty seats surrounding yours, you can't help but smirk.
>'I'm a loner.'
>The word creates a sinking feeling in your stomach, but in your head, you know that it's a good thing.
>In the anime that you've watched, the loner always wins in the end; they get the girl and all the friends they could ever want.
>Why should you be any different?
>Out of the corner of your eye, you see a white blur coming towards you.
>You feel the side of your mouth twitch. 'Time to charm.'
>You hear your heart skip a beat as the stranger comes closer. Your hands clench tightly when you look to identify the suspect.
>...and you also ignore the probably imaginary object that feels like it's being crushed in your right hand.
>After a few seconds, you see that the blur is Vinyl Scratch.
>'Perfect.' Vinyl Scratch, while playing the part of your average goody-two-shoes DJ in school, had some... suspicious rumors about her.
>Rumors about drugs, a harsh life back at home, and a mixture of some other drama you've forgotten about.
>The perfect recipe for heroine stew.
>Then, something cold runs down your arm.
>You turn your head to see your half-eaten sandwich crushed between your fingers.
>Jelly and peanut butter runs down your wrist onto the sleeve of your coat, staining it in several places.
>Your throat swells up. You flick the sandwich away, hoping that you can somehow clean the mess up before Vinyl Scratch gets here, but...
>"Uh..." The voice reaches your ears just before you can hide your right sleeve behind your back. You look back up to see Vinyl, face contorted, standing right in front of you.
>She opens her mouth a few times to speak, but every time she just closes it with a thoughtful look on her face.
"H-eheh... H-h-"
>You can't even laugh even more. The fire in your cheeks is burning any sound that reaches your mouth.
>>25741678
>Vinyl looks at you for a second more before shrugging and continuing her walk.
>She moves past your lone and deserted table, going to the one next to it and settling down with the crowd.
>A couple of the people she sits with stare at you with a confused look on their face, but do nothing more.
>You let your messy arm slip to the table as you cover your face with the other.
>Totally blew it.
>You feel your innards twist and turn as you replay the scene in your head.
>'...Wait, why do I care?'
>You lower your left hand from your forehead, turning it into a fist.
>'You're cold, unforgiving, narcissistic, and witty! You're the main character of this!'
>'That's right, I don't need that whore...'
>You're sure with the places she's rumored to visit, she's had more than a few dickings in her time.
>'I'll only go out with PURE heroines!'
>From your time watching anime and reading stories on imageboards, helping a girl overcome her troubles was cliche anyway.
>A new feeling overcomes you. You're not sure exactly what it is, but you have the urge to laugh and cry at the same time.
>'I... I just need to get cleaned up... I'll be great then...'
>You shakily stand up, stepping over the pile of jelly and bread on the floor before speed walking to the bathroom.
>You can feel a few eyes on you, but nothing more.
>'They'll all be mine soon enough... I'll be the best in this school...'
>The pace of your walk speeds up a bit as you feel more eyes being drawn to you. You do your best to hide the jelly covered sleeve from plain sight, but it's still easily visible.
>You hear a few girls giggle from behind you, no doubt enjoying the spectacle you've created for them to see.
>'Don't worry about it, Anon... Just a bump in the road, that's all... heheh...'
>'You'll be popular in no time...'
>>25741228
> PP: “oh, that sounds fun! My name is Pinkie Pie”
“Thanks for helping me out by the way”
> PP: “oh, no problem! If you want, I can show you around the school”
“that sounds great”
> you walk for just a small bit, but you mostly remain quiet and keep to yourself
> PP: “we’re here!”
“awesome”
> you take a look at the street names so you don’t forget where the bus stop is
> then you have a look around the bus stop
> there are a few other students standing there, two girls and one guy
> one of the girls has long, wavy pink hair and is standing a good distance away from the others
> the other girl has some crazy blue hair with highlights
> the one with blue hair has headphones on, and is banging her head to the music
> the music is so loud that you can hear some of it from a distance
> the only other guy at the stop has green hair, is wearing a beanie hat, and looks at least twice your size
> PP: “hey fluttershy!”
> she runs over to the pink-haired girl, and you decide to follow
> PP: “this is the new kid that everyone’s talking about!”
> the big guy hears this and turns his head towards you briefly
> FS: “Uh… hi...” she says as she looks down and brushes her elbow
“hey, I’m anon, I moved here over the summer”
> FS: ”I’m….. fluttershy” she whispers
> you would have asked again for her name, but you heard pinky say it earlier
> you don’t know what to say so all of you stand awkwardly for about 10 seconds
> then the bus comes
> saved.jpg
>>25741678
>>25741797
oh my god what is this
do people like this actually exist
i really hope not
>>25741912
>>25741797
pretty good guys, interested to see what happens
>>25741678
>Be anon
Dropped
>>25741912
> you get on last, right after pinkie pie
> she grabs an empty seat somewhere in the middle of the bus
> she smiles and motions you to sit down next to her
> she seems cool
> crazy, but cool
> you have a seat, and the bus starts to move
> PP: “So why did you move here?”
“My old school shut down, and moving here was the cheapest option”
> PP: “Shut down? Wow, what happened?”
“I’m not really sure, they didn’t say.”
“It was a very small school, maybe they ran out of money or something”
> PP: “I didn’t hear anything about other new kids, are you the only one who moved?”
“There really weren't a lot of people, and I guess most of them moved to some other schools nearby”
“I also have some relatives nearby, so that was one of the reasons why I moved here instead of somewhere else”
> PP: “Okey doke” she says as if she wasn’t listening, and pull out a cupcake out of her backpack
> PP: “Cupcake?”
“no thanks”
> the bus stops
> that wasn’t very far at all
> you get off the bus right after pinkie
> PP: “W-welcome to canterlot high!” she says with a high level of enthusiasm
> the school looks amazing
> it looks like a caste, really
> and it’s much bigger that your old school, even though that was in the city…
> it must be the only school around here
> there are people everywhere, sitting near the statue at the school, standing by the doors, or just walking to the school itself
“jesus christ”
>>25735934
I like it.
Personally on my headcanons she lives in a modern/future world. Compound bow is an ridiculous and almost "ancient" weapon, but still elegant and effective, like a god damn Jedi's lightsabre. But I still not sure about her role - military or mercenary...
>>25741797
>The rest of the day was uneventful.
>After cleaning your sleeve, you went back to your classes, where you managed to keep up with what the teachers were saying.
>Finally, the last bell rings, and students start to pile out of the room like a crazed mob.
>With a groan, you stand up from your seat and follow the mass herd of teenagers to the exit.
>The outside of Crystal Prep is much like its inside; everything is clean, proper, and made to look perfect.
>Over the neatly trimmed bushes and wonderfully modeled fences, you see students either going about their business or talking to their friends.
>'They'll be MY friends soon enough. I'll be the most popular kid in the school...!'
>Something catches your eye as you glance about the populated school grounds.
>A lone girl, carrying a stack of books that reach just above her head, currently stumbling around in the middle of the yard.
>You don't have to see the face to recognize that pale colored skin or that skinny shaped body; that's Moon Dancer.
>A plan starts to form in your head as you watch her almost loose her balance from the weight of the books.
>From the small amount of time you've spent with her, you've learned that Moon Dancer's no doubt the only kid here that's as friendless as you are. She also looks like she'd be into some really nerdy stuff.
>You nod your head as you start to approach her. 'A match made in heaven. SHE will be my heroine!'
>You mentally prepare yourself for the encounter as you near her. 'She's a quiet girl... so she must be into assertive guys, right? I just need to be loud!'
>You stick your chest out and make yourself straighter as you reach your destination.
>Knowing that you'll have to be assertive, you opt to grab her shoulder from behind to set your plan into motion.
>>25742476
Probably not many, but they're out there.
the bumps begin again?
>>25743169
This green is making me incredibly uncomfortable.I like it.
>>25743169
>Moon Dancer freezes as you grab a hold of her shoulder.
>'Remember, Anon, you have to be loud!' You think to yourself before going forward with the next step.
"HEY, M-MOON DANCER! D-DO YOU NEED HELP WITH T-THOSE BOOKS!?"
>She cringes away from your grasp with a small shriek, dropping the books to the ground and spinning around with a look of horror on her face.
>You grin. 'Right where I want her!'
"I-I'LL PICK THOSE UP FOR Y-YOU, MOON!"
>You begin picking up the books, one by one, making a tower out of them like Moon had done before.
>The process doesn't take long. With the last book collected, you grin as you present the books to Moon Dancer.
"H-HERE YOU GO!"
>...
>...?
>You peek out from behind the tower of books to find empty space.
>'Huh? Did she go somewhere?' You take surveillance of the school yard only to find the stares of about fifty people.
>The realization of what you just did in front of this many people hits you, and your cheeks go aflame.
>Someone snickers behind you.
>You instantly set off into a sprint, going through the school yard gate, and running towards home...
>...for about thirty seconds. Being athletic was never your thing, and these books are pretty heavy.
>You decide to take a moment to rest. Enough distance was covered to get away from the students, so it should be fine.
>After finding a bench nearby, you let yourself plop down into it, books still in-hand.
>'What the hell?' You think to yourself while resting your head on the large pile of books.
>Today was definitely a setback.
>'I-I can fix this. In anime, the main character always goes through a rough patch, but they always rise back up!'
>You chuckle to yourself, low enough so that only you can hear.
>Water starts to glaze your eyes, but you wipe them with your sleeve before they can escape.
>'Ah, damn,' you think. 'Hahah, why do I feel so sad? I'll get what I want in the end, because...'
>'...because I am Anon, and I'm a narcissistic and witty high school student.'
Well, the last edit. Time to go for a new sketches.
>>25744944
holy shit
is this gonna end in a fucking school shooting jesus
>>25698631
Post yfw this picture is post mortem.
>>25742880
> pinkie just smiles
> PP: “Well, time to show you around!”
> you follow pinkie as she begins to walk towards the entrance to the school
> you enter the school
> PP: “A-are you ready?” pinkie says as she takes a deep breath in
“ready for wha-”
> PP: “Welcometothepinkiepietouroftheschoolyay!ifyouhaveanyquestionspleasetellmelater...”
> your mouth drops
> what was that, like 300 words a minute?
> you walk with her for a bit as she gestures and explains where all the classrooms are
> however, she was talking so fast that you didn’t understand most of it
> PP: “andherewehavethecomputerroomooh!thisonerighthereleadstothecafeteria”
> finally she stops talking
> instead, she just looks at you with a giant smile
“uh… where’s the principal’s office?”
> PP: “r-right down there!”
> she points to a door down the hall
> the bell rings
> PP: “Well, I gotta run, catch ya later anon!”
“see ya”
> you begin to make your way to the office
> it isn’t easy, but you try to weave your way through the crowd
> at last, you arrive
> you knock on the door
> “come in,” you hear
> you obey
> a woman with various tones of light-coloured hair and a light brown jacket is sitting at a desk in front of you
> you see a little sign saying “PRINCIPAL CELESTIA”
> PC: “How may I help you?”
“Hey, my name is anon, I’m new to the school”
Page ten once again.
>>25747511
whatever, I'll just work on my writing first and then post it in another thread later
>>25744944
>You rise from your seat as the final bell rings throughout the school.
>Today was exceptionally better than the last. You got a few sideways glances at lunch, but besides that, no one paid any attention to you.
>The scenery was mostly the same as you exited the school building once again; friends talking, students leaving... but amidst it all, there was no sign of Moon Dancer.
>Last night you decided that returning the books to her after apologizing would be the best option, and then she could call you a "bonehead" before falling in love with you.
>The plan's fullproof. There was a scenario just like this in an anime you watched, and the guy and girl ended up making out after the guy apologized.
>Giddiness rises up inside of you. 'I need to find her, though,' you think to yourself as you survey the school yard.
>Earlier during the school day, you tried to find her where you'd usually catch a glimpse of her, but today she was nowhere to be found.
>For about ten minutes you wait, leaning on some railing and waiting for Moon Dancer to pass by. Most of the students leave, some stay around to chat some more, and some work on homework; none of them are Moon Dancer.
>'Where could she be? This is the only-... ah shit.'
>Somehow you forgot that there was another exit through the library, which Moon Dancer would have most likely taken in order not to see him again.
>'Maybe...' You glance down a small opening between the school and the outer wall. It led around the school straight to the library, allowing you to get there in mere seconds. Teachers forbade students from going down there, due to some complications, but there doesn't seem to be any around right now...
>'Fuck it, what do I have to lose? Maybe she's still there.' You start down the small path at sprinting pace, not wanting to waste anymore time.
>"-ing bitch."
>Just as you almost grow winded, an unknown voice stops you in your tracks.
>>25748448
>"Our teacher gave us a ZERO because you didn't do what we told you to."
>Something is hit, you think, and then there's a moan and a sob.
>"You won't forget again, will you?"
>The voices sound as if they're coming from farther down the path, past the corner.
>'This is just gonna' get in the way,' you think. 'Maybe if I act like I don't see anything they'll just let me pass with no trouble. I should still check it out before going on, though, just in case...'
>You edge yourself to the corner, slowly peeking your head out and instantly retracting it once glimpsing the scene ahead.
>Moon Dancer's sobbing with two other girls surrounding her.
>One girl with pink-ish hair is standing straight above her, while the one with the purple-ish hair is kneeling down to Moon's level.
>Your bookbag full of Moon's books grow heavier as another *thud* resounds from the scene accompanied by a sob.
>It takes a moment for you to register what's happening.
>You grit your teeth together as you try to formulate a plan. 'I could just throw the books at them,' you think, but instantly discard. Your aim sucks and you could end up hitting Moon Dancer.
>Your heart rate picks up as you hear yet another hard blow to Moon Dancer. 'I could tell a teacher, but- dammit-! Students aren't supposed to be wondering around this part of the school in the first place! I'd get in trouble!'
>You carefully slide through the straps of your bookbag, setting it down slowly to not create any noise, and edge back closer to the scene. 'I have to do something... wait...'
>'They're girls!'
>You face palm. 'I just have to intimidate them, and they'll run away, and then...'
>Your face heats up as you imagine scene between yourself and Moon Dancer, repaying you for your chivalrous act of saving her from evil.
>'Let's do this!'
>You strut out from the corner, sticking your chest in the air and preparing to make your voice as deep as possible.
"Hey, girls!"
>>25748497
>The two suspects look at you, keeping the menacing look glued on their face.
>'Maybe... they don't get it.' You point at them with one hand and make a fist with another.
"Y-you'll leave that lady alone a-at once!"
>They giggle.
>...They're giggling at you?
>"Well, w-w-why don't you come over here and m-m-make us stop messing with her, huh?" One girls mocks you while the other keeps giggling, catching you off guard.
>They... just challenged you...
>You clench your fists as you take a step towards them. You try to make your outward appearance menacing even though you feel like falling apart on the inside.
"I-If you d-don't leave now, I-I'll-..."
>"Y-you'll...?"
>Rage starts to replace the thoughts of chivalry as the girl mocks you for a second time.
>You're legitimately angry now, even though you still manage to hold yourself back, for now.
>"Oooh, someone looks mad!"
>'That's it.'
>Passion rises up in your chest and, for a moment, you forget everything holding you back. You lunge forward, driving your elbow back and aiming to land your fist into the pink-haired one's face.
>As you get within reach, you drive your elbow forward with as much force as you can muster, right towards the girl's nose.
>She takes a step to the side, dodging your punch completely. Instead, your fist crashes right into the brick wall.
>You immediately want to puke. It feels like every bone from the tip of your fingertips to the tip of your chest shatter like glass upon impact.
>Before you can even draw your fist back, something leather hits the side of your face with the force of a speeding truck.
>You're sprawled out on the ground before you can even tell what happened. One girl rears her handbag up for another strike while the other girl looks like she's about to pounce on you.
>All you can manage is to wonder 'Huh?' before you receive another blow to the face.
>>25748588
Everyone knows that the way to win a street fight is by taking off your pants.
>>25750427
Nice try at a low quality bump
>>25745218
Sour Sweet kind of reminds me of that chick with the axe from the second Hunger Games film.
>>25751712
Mockingjay?
>>25752138
yeah the crazy bitch
Page bane again
>>25750748
>not knowing you can delete your bumps
Fuck off, retard.
>meanwhile mfw we neutralized the Sombra's subjects, but there is a wave of changelings advancing on this position and we need immediate evac.
>>25753128
Page bane you say?
>>25753128
Bane?
>>25754320
/tv/ why
>>25753272
>implying low quality bumps are in any way excusable
>>25756117
Stay salty.
>"Hey man did you hear ?"
>"Did I hear what ?"
>"You know that quiet kid, always does the house swimming ?"
>"Uhhh, Anonymous?, Yeah I know him"
>"He's got a tattoo"
>"What ? No way man, your talking crazy talk"
>"Yeah man, he got a big one too, says he'll do a big unveiling at swim practice today"
>"Shit man I gotta see that"
>The news had spread like wildfire
>In a few short hours the entire school had agreed to show up after-school to see anon's tattoo
>There was a buzz around the school, that hadn't been seen for quite some time
>The friendly, quiet kid, had done something brash and rebellious
>It had shocked people
>After-all that's what you did it for
>It made you feel like a movie star
>They treated you like a movie star
>But you knew it wouldn't last
>After today you would go back to being the same background character you always were
>Or you would
>If you had gotten any other tattoo
>But you had gotten something so shocking, it would mark you down in school yearbooks forever
>As you marched out of the changing rooms and into the swimming hall there was an atmosphere
>The air was electric and people were hungry with excitement
>You had taken care not to show people your pride and it was covered closely by your school jersey
>The crowds watched closely your every action
>Your eyes scanned the crowd as you drunk the atmosphere
>Well...
>This is the big moment the big reveal
>Time to give the people what they want
>>25758432
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>>25758432
>inb4 It's a big fat fucking veiny dick
>>25758432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeTjIdden2Y
>Your hand clasp the edges of your jersey
>You want this to look as theatrical as possible so you'll be pulling it off Hollywood style
>You give the crowd one final glance before giving the final pull
>And like that you are bare
>The new artwork that adorns your chest is revealed to the world in all its glory
>For a moment there is silence
>The eyes that had once seen with hopeful eyes now look at you with quiet bewilderment
>At that moment a boo emanates from them
>Of course it would
>There eyes change from bewilderment to hatred
>You would expect nothing less
>But as you scan the crowd of angry faces and teenage angst a pair of eyes meets yours
>They are not filled with hatred like the other machine men
>They are filled with...
>Understanding ?
>As you stare into those beautiful big blue eyes and they stare back at you, you feel
>A strange feeling, emanating from your heart
>One you haven't felt in an awfully long time
>Is this love ?
>For a random person in a crowd of angry people ?
>I'd fucking hope not
>Your gaze is interrupted as the person is pushed along in the sea of people pushing their way out of the hall
>You continue with training and make your way home as you would any-day
>But your head is filled with thoughts of that girl
>What was it about her ?
>>25758780
Will continue if you fags are interested. I see this generals usually pretty dead, so I thought I'd throw some green in here, but if it's shit I'll stop
>>25758780
he..... he got a swaztika... on his chest?
>>25758780
Of course that's what it was.
guys i have a fic too
anon walk park
el girl
she tell him she is the trixie
anon ask her out but she say no
next day
trixie at anon house
she aculy meant yes
anon take the trixie up stairs
they hold hands on bed for fifteen minutes
it was nice
trixie unzips jacket
shows her boobs
there are two of them
they are blue
blue vein invisible
it was nice
trixie goes home and anon masterbaits for the rest of the night
dedicated to: https://www.derpiboo.ru/1043668
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>>25758805
I'm interested. Its pretty dead in here.
>>25759045
>they hold hands on bed for fifteen minutes
dude keep your weird fetishes out of it, please
come on, this is a blue board for fucks sake
>>25759045
Sick fuck
Can someone write an exhibition story, where Anon watches Trixie and Big Mac fucking?
>>25758780
>Once home you open up your laptop
>Loading up your Facebook account you set yourself the task of finding this girl
>She's a girl so she'll be friends with one of the more popular girls at the school
>Women stick to people they know, even if they don't like each other
>Sorting through the various female profiles, you try your best to avoid any statuses about your little stunt today
>You seem to have kicked up quite the shit storm
>There's a petition for your expulsion which is interesting
>But useless
>The school can't kick you out because people want them to
>You haven't broke any rules and your grades are stellar
>You are untouchable, as much as these prissy privileged fuck would like to think otherwise
>You finally find the girl
>Fluttershy, huh
>Sorting through her pics your hearts flutters
>She doesn't have much content up, so either she's well guarded, or just sensible
>You never did understand the point in advertising your life to anyone on the internet
>Nah you were anonymous image board person
>You spot something on her profile
>"Works at Canterlot Animal Shelter"
>You've always wanted a dog
>A few more taps and you are on the website searching through the different animals
>One article catches your eye
>A litter of pure bred German Shepherds
>Literally just up on the site a couple of minutes before you found the page
>If that isn't fate you don't know what is
>A short video is on the site
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyx4nb6FhAM
>Fuck it, you were getting a dog
>You grab your wallet and make your way to the store
>>25759286
All joking aside, I didn't realise we had literal c.ucks in this thread.
>>25759470
There's always been cu.cks on this thread
>>25760047
But there aren't as many compared to all the ones in the marital problems threads.
>>25724185
>mike
It's "mic" you twit
>>25760768
>people write Applejack saying 'mite' as 'might.'
>people forget the archaic suffix of '-est' and just use '-eth' when Luna speaks.
>people write 'defuse' as 'diffuse' when they do in fact mean the former.
>>25698631
>Minutes later.
>Anon was very invested in the movie that he almost forgets you were there.
>You can't blame him though, it's a really good book series and this movie is faithful to the writer's vision.
>The scene changes to the police headquarters at a very late moment of the night.
>Shadow Spade takes off her hat and raincoat in front of her partner, Bronze Badge, a burly and handsome man, and sits on his dusty desk.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_x1UbtOi2vw
>["Got any leads Bronzey?"]
>["Gah, I still can't figure out the location of the mercenary's hideout...all our clues lead to a dead end."]
>["Mmm...it seems you've been working quite hard, and believe me, stress does nothing good to your health."]
>["Oh yeah? And what do you suggest? Take a vacation when there's a lunatic out there crashing planes and murdering our officers?"]
>Shadow Spade smirks.
>["Perhaps I could take your mind off work for just...fifteen minutes?"]
>Your face goes red for a bit.
>The director of the movie decided to include the...erotic parts of the book as well.
>"Whoa...I think I like where this is going," Anonymous jokingly says.
>You bite your lower lip.
"A-Anonymous? How undecent of you!" You say, feigning surprise.
>He lets out a chuckle and keeps eating his popcorn.
>You let out a small giggle as a reply.
>Bronze Badge grabs Shadow Spade and lets her sits on his lap.
>His strong hands feel up her legs, and she lets out a moan.
>Aw yes, this is exactly like the book.
>You love this part.
>Anonymous looks embarrassed, and tries to look away.
>He probably thinks that you'll think of him as some sort of pervert if he tries to enjoy this part.
"It's just a movie sweetie..." you say in a comforting tone.
>Anon shuffles his legs for a bit, trying to hide something away from his...oh my.
>He's getting excited, and to tell the truth, you're just as aroused as he is.
>["How's that feel huh partner?"]
>["Ahh, Bronzey...you make me feel like a woman."]
>"PG-13 my ass," he says.
>>25753128
San Hidróxido, por favor cure el dolor en mis costillas.
>>25762089
>the music
well that totally doesn't remind me of anything
>>25762089
Oh yes, this has me excited for the next part.
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>>25762089
>You're trying hard to control yourself.
>But it's really hard, since you've always seen yourself as Shadow Spade.
>And Anonymous fits Bronze Badge perfectly.
>The actors that play your favorite characters are passionately kissing.
>You're trembling down there.
>Anonymous gulps down some saliva.
>In that moment, a shadow can be seen on the door's crystal of Bronze Badge's office.
>"Spade! Get down!" Bronze Badge says before throwing Spade off his lap to safety.
>http://picosong.com/Q9gT/
"Wahaha!" You yell in surprise.
>Both you and Anon were not expecting that.
>["Gah! I'm hit!"]
>Shadow Spade gets her gun out of her thigh holster and takes cover.
>The armed gunman keeps firing his weapon.
>Shadow Spade takes cover behind a wall and fires back.
>["Gwaah!"]
>The armed gunman, wounded, runs away from the office before Shadow Spade chases after him.
>She stops on her tracks and turns around to check on her partner.
>["GO!"] He orders.
>She goes after the gunman.
>"Damn, I love this movie!"
>You let out a relieved sigh.
>How could you have such unlady-like thoughts about Anon?
>If only he knew what you were about to do...
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZjTGFeBXAY
>"Well that was fun Rares, maybe I should read the books one of these days..."
>You let out a giggle.
"You'd find them cheesy at times darling, but I think you'd enjoy them a lot."
>"You're just saying that because of /that/ particular scene right?"
"Oh, so that's still in your mind huh?"
>"N-no, it's not...in fact, I forgot already about it."
>You both laugh.
>"It's getting late Rares, I better take you home before the city gets ugly."
"Very well dear."
>Moments later, you are both walking down a dark street.
>"Man, what's with the lights in this area? Did Mayor Marey forgot to pay the electricity bill?"
>You look around.
"I'm not sure if I like this part of downtown Anonymous...the Pink Zone can be pretty dangerous."
>"Chill Rares, we'll be out in no time...just stick with me and nothing wi-"
>>25762997
>"Chill Rares, we'll be out in no time...just stick with me and nothing wi-"
>>25762997
WHAT HAPPENS
All I want for Christmas is a cancer-free Fingerbang.
>>25762997
Mfw reading the cliffhanger and NAOH hasn't posted yet.
>>25763103
And I want more writefags
We can't have it all can we
>>25762997
>[TWACK!]
>Anonymous falls on the ground, unresponsive.
"D-darling?"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzuPI7tk9B8
>You feel a dull knife on your back.
>"Alright girl, you know what this is...don't even think of yelling, you don't want to have a bad time do you?"
"Oh my goodness, oh my goodness..."
>The voice you just heard belongs to a teenager, probably the same age as Anon and you.
>He reaches for your purse and snatches it away from your arm, and quickly checks its contents.
>"A'ight, a new smartphone and some cash..."
>He takes out a purple glass bottle out of your purse.
>"What is this crap?"
"That's a perfume imported from France, leave it where you found it!"
>"Shut up!" He says before smashing it on the ground.
"You ruffian!"
>Another teen wearing baggy clothing and a leather jacket arrives and checks Anonymous' pockets.
>He gets his wallet and his phone out of them.
>"Alright, that's every-" he interrupts himself before noticing you.
>"Whoowee, what do we have here?" He says after blowing a wolf whistle.
>"Come on dude, let's go, we don't have time for this..."
>"Why not?" The other one responds, "her boyfriend is out like a light, and the cops don't even patrol this area...why don't we have a little fun?"
>You take a glance at Anonymous.
>He won't wake up.
>You feel so helpless.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjkvsD2wLq8
>["You see Rares, a girl as pretty as you is always exposed to threats like these, no matter where you are..."]
>Anonymous' words come to your mind.
>[ "Anyways Rares. I know you are a lady and all, and that any guy would be glad to come to your aid if you were in trouble. But these lessons I'll teach you will be useful if you're alone or outnumbered."]
>That's right.
>Anonymous didn't waste his time teaching you all he knows so you could feel safe.
>You won't let Anonymous down!
"Leave me alone!"
>You kick the guy in front of you in his 'noble' parts, and hit the one that was helding you up at knife point with your elbow.
>>25763321
NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT
>>25759470
There's a difference between being a kek and just watching to people fuck.
>>25764831
ok sweetie you keep telling yourself that
: ^)
>>25764952
Before we go any further:
1. I'm not a fag from the skype chat, just a random anon.
c.uck - short verb form for c.uckold, to make your spouse a c.uckold.
If it's 2 random people people you're watching, it doesn't make you a c.uck, it only does if it's your partner getting fucked..
It pisses me off when people don't know what they're talking about.
>>25765005
While I completely agree with you there, it's probably better to just post an >Implying gif or something in response to the troll, ignore him and move on. Or better yet, just don't reply, which I probably should have done, lol. It's not like he won't respond with some bullshit answer just to have the final say or keep the conversation going. It's not like he won't refuse to listen to you and then keep pushing his "point" just because he thinks it's funny.
Seriously, let's just ignore the likes of him. Do it for the thread's own good. Do it for Fingerbang's own good.
Let's never reply no matter what they say.
>>25765066
Wow that is a disturbing gif
>>25763321Odds of marshmallow getting sliced up?
>>25765844
That brings back boners
memes
>>25766719
themes and auto training machines
>>25766928
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDLhFBt8VBs
>>25763321
I wonder if she'll handle it the Canterlot way or the Chicago way.
I thought Detrot was supposed to be the bad town, but canterlot is full of thugs
>>25768593
Petty criminals can pop up anywhere. It's organized gangs that are really bad.
Page Bane?
>tfw Holy and Sarge aren't coming back
>>25771093
If you want to read Holy's new stuff then you'll have to check out his fimfiction page, but Sarge still posts stories in other threads.
>>25763321
Time for a generous beating, and for Rarity to kick their asses.
Glad to see you asscheeks haven't died yet
Wait
Glad is the wrong word.
Surprised.
That's the right word.
How confident do you think each of the human six are in their own bodies?
>>25775380
Twilight is the most openly self conscious
Rainbo Desh is outwardly all like "fuck yeah" but inside like "o noe"
Rarity is super aware of her image, but happy enough with it
Fluttershy cares a tad but not too much
AJ and Pinkie prolly don't give a damn
100% canon do not debate
>>25775380
Not very because turquoise dirts up the brown
>>25775451
What does that even mean?
>Giving up without even trying
topkek
>Be Anon.
>Being Anon isn't exactly the funnest thing to do. Especially when you attend Canterlot High.
>For starters, everyone else gets to be cool people, but you're stuck with... being Anon.
>You know... that sort of thing.
>Everyone watches you walking around being Anon, internally laughing at you and shunning at you at the same time. As though it's morally unjust to be Anon.
>It's as though being Anon in and of itself was a crime.
>Being Anon isn't easy. But it's something that you're told that you have to do no matter what.
>Sometimes, you just wish that you didn't have to be Anon anymore.
>In a strange way, you wish you could just write down a name different than Anon on a piece of paper... and that name would automatically be your new name.
>As though you had control of what name you, the main character of your life, would go by... and wouldn't be Anon.
>That girl, Twilight, is always swooning over Flash Sentry.
>You'd talk to her more... if you weren't Anon.
>Something about the fact that you're Anon makes it difficult to muster up self-confidence within you.
>It's as though the perfect way to repel girls is simply to be Anon.
>You wish that being Anon could have some positive outcomes, but it's really made you an outcast of the school so far.
>Why do you have to be Anon?
>In fact, it feels as though it works both ways with Twilight. And the reason why she shows little interest in you is the fact that every day... you be Anon... and not someone cooler than Anon.
>You don't want to speak against your own name, but look at where it's taken you.
>All you did was be Anon, and so many disadvantages just came flooding into your life.
>Twilight ignores you and goes for Flash, even though you're so much nicer to her than Flash is.
>And it's because you're stuck with being Anon.
>Twilight's friends pretend to show interest in you out of pity, but none of it is on any basis genuine.
>And it's because you're stuck with being Anon.
>Just write a different name. Please.
Out of curiosity, what programs do you all use to write with. I used to use Word until it crapped out on me.
>>25777584Text Edit.
>>25777620
>No nose
Is it good?
>>25777646
It's not a good at picking up spelling mistakes. Nor is it good at arranging things into MLA format or anything like that.
I'd say it's a lot like Notepad.And it's a Mac program.I only have a Mac because my PC got perma-rekt.
>>25777702
*as good.
>>25777760
It sure doesn't seem to be.
101010101010101010
>>25776689
It's difficult to infer intent from text alone, but is this a tract against people using the words "Be Anon" at the start of their greentext stories?
>>25780765
Nice low quality bump
>>25781901
Sure, why not?
>>25781901
Yeah, people don't like it when you begin a story with Be Anon.
It's kind of a cop out of writing an actual introduction.
>>25782703
In defence of the practice, greentext is supposed to convey information quickly and concisely, which helps when you're trying to write an entire story within a 2000 character limit. People write stories which are tens-of-thousands of words long using the same format as micro-stories mostly because of the culture that has been built around stories posted on 4chan, so it doesn't really bother me.
>>25777702
I hope that Time After Time Part II is still on the Menu? You had me sold at that dream sequence, and I fucking hate dream sequences.
>>25784492
I suppose you're right.
Maybe people here have inflated expectations of writefags.
Weird if they did though, considering there are like... two.
>>25784593
Couldn't help but laughing at that last line.
I've been gone for a few weeks, and I come back to see this thread on Page 2! Have we reached the promised land?
>>25784896
The only thing keeping us is alive has nothing to do with writing and everything to do with people like us trying to keep the ride going.
>>25784907
well, it is exam time
>>25785044
Don't remind me, I got Aural Skills and Theory coming up.
>>25775436
Does that translate into how confident they are in showing themselves off to other people?
Bumpity
>>25784565
It's literally at the top of the list of things to work on in terms of writing. I have finals to tackle tomorrow and Friday, but I might make a new thread during that timespan anyway because I feel like it's been too long since I went on hiatus. It'll be a fun little challenge anyway, since I already did my fair share of studying.
A lot of what I write next for it is planned out in my head anyway.
bump
finally done with exams
ill post tomorrow
nice job keeping the thread alive, for the most part
>>25788059
underage detected
>created 16 days ago
>>25789102
Just like you.
>>25789217
oh snap
>>25789102
Much like the grandmas of Cookie Clicker, the humanoid fingers are a force beyond comprehension and time.
>>25791787
Prune time! Woohoo!
Posting best horse?
>>25792075
>>25792080
Maaaaybe...
>>25792090
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>>25792082
fucking nice dude. Any more vy pics?
More Ponka!
>>25792146
where are the tits at
>>25792196
Lel, forgot to post an image.
New thread
>>25792225
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>>25792225
We should have kept this thread going for another 2 days to be honest, family.
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