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Anon please stop leaving your jugs full of piss by your window. Lyra keeps stealing


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>"Anon please stop leaving your jugs full of piss by your window. Lyra keeps stealing them at night and bathing in it at home"
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>>25600499
I guess Lyra has piss poor hygiene
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>>25600499
Lyra pays me good money for those jugs, nice dubs by the way, and remind her that if she returns the empties she can redee...
>>25600517
Getting reaaaal tired of your shit Carlos
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>>25600517
CARLOS YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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>>25600517
Urine for a whole lot of trouble if you keep making puns like that.
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>>25600517
CAAARLOOOOOS
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>>25600620

Let him be, he's just taking the piss.
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Oh wow, I already have a use for this filename already.
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>>25600517
>>25600620
I gotta tell you guys, those puns are absolute gold
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I want to cum inside piss jug
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Why do you piss in jugs, 4chan?
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>>25601801
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>>25600499
And have you given her a counter offer? I'm flattered but she never explained why really has to be mine. I don't see any reason why you can't... double the amount?
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>>25600499
Is that healthy? Doesn't that stuff start turning into ammonia after a day or so?
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>>25602701
Horse piss smells awful.

>>25602754
I will pee on you.
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See file name
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So are you complaining, what?, that she's using up all the hot water?
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BBEMP
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>>25600499
I'm not sure I can fault her. There's an old joke that goes: Why settle for sham poo when you can get the real poo?
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>>25600499
I don't piss in jugs like some fucking disgusting degenerate.
Fuck you bon bon
I bet it's fucking yours
Stop trying to thrust your fucking degeneracy upon others
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>>25608861
Ye. She needs to check her pony privilege.
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>>25608861
Not having to leave the computer is pretty sweet, brah.
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>be me on drugs
>piss in empty gatorade bottle
>forget
>get thirsty
>"Oh nice, gatorade"
>drink it

Don't do drugs.
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>>25600517
CAAAARRRRLOOOOSSSS!
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>>25611948
Eskimos would stretch out their mushroom supply by letting reindeer drink their mushroom-laced urine, and then drinking the reindeer's urine.

Just saying.
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>>25600499

Stealing it? She's paying 20 bits a jug.
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>>25600499
>ikr?
>I told her she could do that if she did the same for me, and she has yet to return the favor.
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Stop being gross bronies
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>>25600517
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>>25612553
but it's fun
and mare piss is so yummy
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>>25612792
penis
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>>25612553
>bronies

where the fuck do you think you are?
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>>25613245
Fucking idiot.
We are bronies by definition.
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>>25613367
Definitions are frangible. We reject the definition of "brony" as any adult male fan of the show. Instead, a brony is someone who self-identifies as one. We do not self-identify as bronies because the term itself is the ultimate in unironic cringe.
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>>25600499
She's been lying to me.
I thought she's going to bring the righteous fire with urea nitrate bombs made with our piss.
I even showed her how to boil it.
Bucketloads at a time too.
Consider her ISIS application terminated
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>>25614357
fuckin keked
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pone
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boop
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Is there anything else I should know, Bonbon? Any deep secrets you want to tell me?
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