>"Hey Anon, I heard you were pretty good with biology. I just had a question to ask you."
"What is it, Shining?"
>"As you see, my wife is pregnant. However, we have done nothing but anal sex for our whole relationship. Is it possible for my semen to soak through the rectum and into her vagina?"
How do you break it to him?
Time to bust out the Gas
>>25556938
Bitch I don't know how you ponies work. Just today Pinkie Pie split up into a dozen pieces and then reconstituted herself. And don't get me started on the average pegasus' impossible weight to lift ratio.
>>25556938
Why don't we try an experiment. Let me fuck your ass for a year and then we'll see if my sperm soaks into your balls and you start cumming my cum.
>>25556938
I fucked Cadence.
She's a slut.
>>25556938
How come you only do Anal with your wife, you vanilla shit?
When you are going to let her peg you?
Hmmm, I like this prompt. I'ma writefag for this thread in about an hour.
fuck i missed it
>>25555555
>its another 'shining is a cück' thread
>people still think the c.u.c.k meme is hilarious
>>25556938
Let's give it a shot.
> You jolt upwards in your seat and nearly choke on your drink.
> With a couple of heavy coughs you wipe the golden liquid from your lips.
> Ho-ho-holy shit.
> Was he serious?
> Shining Armor gave you a strange look as you slam your mug down and gaze up at him.
> You found a smile gracing your lips.
> You were a dick yeah...
> But this was your buddy.
"Dude..."
> He raised an eyebrow.
"She's cheating on you."
> His face shifted into a look of annoyance.
> "Quit joking man. I may not know much about our anatomy-"
"More like nothing at all."
> You down what little of your drink was left.
> You place the mug back down and lean back in your chair.
> The sounds of the tavern became background noise as you quirk a eyebrow.
> There was no way he was this naive.
> You had seen him take on whole squads of enraged Minotaurs, A pissed Hydra, and much more.
> The two of you were die hard battle buddies.
> You had his back and he had yours.
> Which is why this was such a fucking hilarious situation holy shit.
> But still… this guys tactics had gotten the two of you through the toughest of situations.
> You scratch your bald head and sigh.
“I'm not joking. As far as I know, the two aren't… connected.”
> That was the delicate way of putting it.
> Shining frowned again.
> “But surely-”
“I'ma stop you here and save some face Shining. It does NOT work the way you think man.”
> “But semen is a liquid Anon! Of course it surely-”
> Was he really this sheltered?
> You had heard stories of his sister; you wondered how bad she had it.
“Look. She's cheating on you. I don't know why all of a sudden, she seemed cool at first but she's taking someone else Shining and really, only anal!?”
> A heavy blush fell over his cheeks.
> You could feel some stares lingering on you.
> You didn't care, this wasn't the first time you were considered strange by the public.
> His gaze slowly met your own.
> "Y-You're pulling my leg right?"
"No."
> You weren't going to sit here and bullshit someone so naive.
> Shining let his face fall into his hooves silently.
> "Stop it."
"No, she could be taking some other dudes long, slimy phallus right now."
> Was that a little far?
> 'I think not.'
> You must go deeper.
> He shook his head back and forth.
> "Stop!"
"Right now she's panting as some stallion she picked off the street rams his big, meaty cock deep inside of her."
> Get mad Shining.
> Get mad.
> "Stop it!"
"Dude's name is probably Chad. He was a simple frat pony that managed to get lucky enough to score with the hottest piece of flank in all of the Crystal Kingdom!"
> You scoot your chair out and slam one leg onto the table; taking a stance akin to a Captain leading his ship.
> You lean against the highest propped knee.
"Oh boy! He's thinking. I'm sooo going to tell all my bro's about how I banged her man."
> You reach over and slap the back of his head.
"What's wrong witchu!"
> You sit back down and gesture for another drink.
"Shining, I don't care how much it hurts man. But this isn't something you can de-"
> Something heavy tackled you to the ground.
> "Quit talking about Cadance like that!"
> Oh there's the pair.
> You shove the rabid unicorn off and get to your feet.
"Calm dow- OMPH"
> The world seemed to fly outwards as the kick of a spell slammed into your chest.
> Crash!
> A table housing two mares snapped under your weight.
> Shining panted heavily as the blue light on his horn slowly faded away.
> He sneered and spat onto your prone form.
> "Don't bother seeing me again." He growled.
> You heard the spilling of a couple bits on the taverns counter before the door opened and slammed shut.
> Uhg...
> You pick yourself up and dust off your suit.
> You had a thing for them recently.
> "Are you okay Anon?" One of the mares asked.
"Dandy."
> "Good because you spilled our drinks."
> Oy vey...
>>25558442
You're a good author, anon.Please don't draw this out too far.
>>25558442
Plot twist she hasn't cheated on him
Instead shes been molesting him in his sleep
>>25558500
Shee cant get off without a dick in her pussy
>>25558532
Twily cast "Who is the father spell"
It says its shining
>>25558460
I'll try not too.
> You shuffle through the dimly lit street.
> Your chest...
> You clutch it tightly as each step bought a different pulse of pain.
> Douche had more kick in that spell than you had thought.
> You ignore the crystal buildings, their glamour having long worn off.
> You wince as you reach into your left pocket.
> You fumble to get the keys out.
> The mixture of alcohol and pain made it a lot harder than it should've been.
> You make a sharp right and trudge your way up a couple of steps.
"Well deserved title of Captain my ass..."
> You stick the keys into the slot and twist.
> They somehow magically slipped from your grip and fell to the ground.
> You roll your eyes.
> After three tries you finally push past the door.
"Honey I'm home!"
> A dogs high whimper was all that greeted you.
> Poor girl.
> Her treatments kept your pockets empty.
> But you would gladly do it again.
> You flick on the light to reveal a pigsty of a house.
> Candy wrappers, Alcohol bottles, Hayburger wrappers.
> You picked the hay off of them and instead ate the edible veggies.
> It sucked...
> You toss the keys off somewhere and plop onto a stained couch.
> Some roaches and some other unidentifiable insects hopped from the cushions and ran off somewhere.
> You grunt and rub your chest.
> Nothing broken most likely but still.
> It hurt to all hell.
> Eh...
> You would get over it.
> Shining and his little hissy fit?
> That would take awhile.
> "Bro seriously?"
> Oh boy.
> Here you go again.
> You shift on the couch and peer over.
> Another version of you leaned against the wall; right next to a window.
> He wore a pair of saggy sweatpants and a snapback hat labled 'obey'.
> He branded a tattoo of your name on his chest.
> He smiled brightly showing off his golden grill.
> Ever since that one mission…
> The one that involved a ton of magic.
> You conscience took the form of a literal douchebag.
>>25558442
Shiny needs to lead the beta uprising
>>25558560
So, wait..
This story has shifted from shining getting keked, to anon being poor?
>>25556938
>le faggot shining armor thread
>>>/trash/
No, seriously. You can even post porn there!
>>25558600
Not entirely. It's just a little bit Anon. This story is still going to be about Shining getting keked m8.
> You groan and roll back over.
"Go away."
> "Nah breh. I've got a question for you."
> Here it comes.
> "Why aren't you helping out your bro, bro?"
"Shut up."
> "Bro!"
"I said shut it!"
> "Think of all he's done for you bro."
> You grab a random magazine from the worn-out coffee table next to you.
> You flip it open and begin to hum in an attempt to ward this asshole away.
> "Brooo! I'm speaking to you!"
"And I'm not listening."
> Hm...
> That mare had a nice personality.
> "You're seriously going to let your bro get keked like that?"
"Yes."
> "Naahhh... you care."
"After that little fiasco?"
> You let out a sarcastic laugh.
"No."
> "But think of everything that bro has done for you. The free rides, the free food, saving your ass in most of those missions."
> He stopped in front of you and gestured to the mess you called a living space.
> "If he knew about all this he woulda' helped in a heartbeat bro."
"Stop saying bro!"
> "Bro."
> You pinch the bridge of your nose.
"Okay... just... go away please. I've had a shitty night-"
> "No can do breh. I'm your conscience. No matter how close I get to leaving I'm still there."
"So what do you want then?"
> "Help him."
"No."
> You turn to the next page of the magazine.
> Oh, lovely pair of eyes on that mare.
> "All the times he's helped you out and you're not even going to try?"
> Hmmm...
"Yeah."
> “Think about it though bro.”
> ….
> “You can't just let things end like this bro. Do you think Shining would give up if you acted like a whining faggot?”
“….No.”
> “Exactly, and you're going to give up on him that easily.”
“I'm not-”
> “Magazine in one hand, laying your lazy ass on this couch breh. That looks like giving up on a good friend.”
> You glare at your conscience.
> Damn this thing.
>>25558648
The conscience is a faggot but it's a faggot with a point.
>>25558648
Kek stories always make me sad, do you think this one could atleast have a happy ending?
> You drop the magazine and run a hand down your face.
"And do what? He doesn't even want to see me again."
> "You were a soldier for awhile. Do what you do best bro."
"And that would be?"
> "Hmm I don't know, gathering of intel? Stealth? How about using that vast array of skills to do something other than just give up on a friend."
> You groan and plop your head against the couch.
"Fine... fine! I'll give it a try."
> "Sweet breh. I've got some lovely depressed feelings to hit on bro, I'll hit you up later."
> With that he was gone in the blink of an eye.
> You pick yourself off of the couch and stagger towards your bathroom.
> Okay Shining...
> Time to take a different approach to this...
> The cool night air tickled your face.
> You grunt and sling the sickle-like device over your head.
> It stabbed into the castles side surprisingly silently.
> You sigh and peer downwards.
> The ground had to atleast be a hundred feet under you.
> Or so it looked like that.
> You dig your boots into the side and chase after the sickle-like device.
> You stab what was essentially a giant bowie knife just above the sickle.
> Only way it was possible to scale this thing.
> As far as you knew, Shining was at the top of this big-ass castle chilling either alone or with his wife.
> You needed to talk to him but you needed the upper-hand this time.
> Er... hoof.
> And coming in through the front had been completely disregarded thanks to his orders.
> 'Don't let Anonymous into this castle' he says.
> Bah...
> You grunt again as you sling the sickle upwards.
> Each time you moved your chest would briefly flare with pain.
> A reminder of why you needed to talk to this guy on your terms.
> You had left your suit at home; donning a black turtle-neck and cargo pants instead.
> Almost there...
> The balcony was just in sight...
> The light was still on so somebody was up there.
> You follow up with the knife again.
> Hopefully he wouldn't hear your clumsy stabs and heavy breathing.
>>25558699
Not all stories have happy endings Anon...
> If it hadn't been for the military this feat would have been next to impossible for you.
> Working against gravity...
> You muscles practically screaming in pain..
> Crappy used gear for a dangerous and slightly crazy idea?
> Yup just like the old days.
> You grunt as you pull yourself upwards once more.
> Just in reach of the balcony.
> You had been here many times before.
> Whether it was just to catch up or talk.
> He was busy running an army now.
> You were busy...
> Lazing around...
> That was a different story though.
> You stop briefly and squint at the balcony's railing.
> Almost...
> With a sudden burst of strength you lunge upwards.
> You shed the tools and grip onto the edge of the balcony.
> The crystal surface was slippery but you managed to hold.
> You let out a huff of air as silently as you can.
> You strain to pull yourself upwards.
> All of this for a friend..
> You peek over the edge of the balcony's floor and in between the crystal railings.
> Shining trotted back and forth muttering to himself.
> He looked torn between something.
> You already knew what.
> He stopped and stared into a mirror.
> "There's no way it's possible..."
> He stomped his hoof onto the ground before him.
> "Anon is just jealous! He's trying to get in your head Shining!"
> Good lord, he almost made you want to turn back.
> You watch silently from the edge.
> "It's not possible..."
> You were beginning to lean away from his naivete and were leaning more towards denial.
> He perked up suddenly; hearing something you didn't.
> "Coming!"
> With that he galloped through the doors.
> With a grunt you pull yourself onto the balcony.
> Slipping past the rails had been annoying but you managed.
> Those were some huge gaps...
> You sneak into the room and glance around.
> This room was the complete opposite of your house.
> Well kept, organized...
> You sniff the air.
> Ah yes.
> No lingering smell of sour milk.
> You hated it.
> Okay now to find a hiding spo-
> Click.
> Shining walked through the door muttering to himself.
> He stopped suddenly and turned up to you.
> Suddenly his face twisted into a sneer.
> "I told you not to come back!"
"I-uh-I-"
> Say something you idiot.
"Friends?"
> Shining gave you a look that could only be compared to 'dude really?'
> That sounded much better in your head.
> Zap!
> You leap back from the blue beam.
"Look!"
> Zap!
> You roll out of the way of the next beam.
> Shining growled and galloped towards you.
> You got up just in time to receive his full body weight crashing into your frame.
> The two of you slammed into the ground.
> Shining let out a slur of insults as he reeled back.
> You twist your hips; the two of you rolling to the side.
> Now you were on top.
"Calm down!"
> He glared at you before an invisible force pushed you back.
> You found yourself on your back once more.
> Shining's form suddenly slammed onto your stomach.
> "You're a liar!"
> You bring your arms up to defend against his inevitable attacks.
> But nothing came.
> Instead a warm tear plopped onto your cheek.
> You lower your arms.
> He tried his best to hide the tears rolling down his cheeks.
> "Y-You're right Anon..."
> He backed off and stepped away.
> "I tried to deny it at first... she was so perfect..."
> You frown as you pick yourself up.
> "But you're right. I couldn't believe it before but the more I think about it, the more I realize you're right..."
> You weren't happy to hear him say it.
> And you had thought you would've been.
> "I-I just can't break up with her though. The kid, our status, all I can do is sit here and take it."
> You step forward and wrap him in a hug.
> You lean in close and whisper.
"No homo man..."
> He chuckled at that but the tears kept on coming.
> Three heavy knocks sounded at his door.
> "What's going on in there sir!?" A deep voice commanded.
> "Nothing! It's fine..."
> He turned away from the door and sighed.
>>25558648
Anon's conscious isn't a douchbag... A douchbag wouldn't be arguing to help a bro out. Anon's conscious is a true bro!
Also loving this so far!
>>25556938
It's certainly possible for.. dripage to leak from the anus and into the vaginal opening. Chance of pregnancy would be low but maybe your boys do work.
>>25558962
moar pls
> You let him pull away from the hug.
> He trotted over to the ridiculously huge bed propped against the wall.
> With another sigh he plopped onto it.
> You sigh and join him shortly after.
> Looks like you wouldn't need the upper-hand here.
> Err...hoof.
"And how do you know I'm right?"
> It didn't hurt to at least try and disprove anything.
> "She's been acting so distant since the pregnancy, before we didn't even... do it... that much."
"You literally said you did anal in front of a whole bar-"
> "Tavern Anon."
"Whatever, why are you acting bashful now?"
> "Seems weird when we're in castle walls to let loose."
"Bullshit, look at me. I'm letting loose right now, I think Superman is the biggest faggot in cartoon history."
> Shining glared at you.
> "You call me Superman!"
"Exactly."
> His glare slowly turned to a smile.
> That led to a light chuckle despite the circumstance.
> "Ah man..." He frowned again. "I'm sorry for earlier..." He muttered.
> You shrug.
> It took everything you had not to wince from the chest pain.
"It happens... you did just find out your magical princess wife was cheating on you."
> His frown deepened.
> You let your stare linger on him silently.
> You turn away with a sigh, opting to stare at the wall across from the two of you.
"Where is she right now?"
> "Working on some papers in the study. She won't get sleep for another hour."
"And what about you? Are you going to confront her about this?"
> Another sigh.
> "I can't. Our love is what bought the Crystal Empire back, for us to get in a falling out could possibly lead to-"
> You groan loudly to interrupt him.
"Shuuut it!"
> He snapped his mouth shut.
"The way I see it, is if she's cheating on you than she doesn't even deserve you dude."
> "I don't know man..."
"I mean anal does seem like a pretty bland way to satisfy someone."
> He glared at you once more.
> You throw your hands up.
"You're the one not pounding her pony pussy. But still, she has no right to do anything like this."
>>25556938
>How do you break it to him?
He'll figure it out when Cadance gives birth to a satyr.
Or maybe not. Maybe he will make excuses like the ćuck Mr. Cake.
>>25559157
Which would be worse for the kingdom? A hollow, empty imitation of love, or the absence of it?
Either way, if its that important, the place is screwed no matter what happens.
> His glare intensified.
> You wave a hand dismissively.
"Hey man, you know how I get."
> He reluctantly dropped the glare.
> "I know."
> You shoot him a wry smile.
"Remember when we were lost in that super big plane after we escorted those Buffalo?"
> "Mhm..."
"And those Zebra's caught us?"
> "Yeah..."
"Hey man, once you tell a tribe leader to pleasure himself with a cactus you're not scared to say much else."
> That earned a cheap laugh out of him.
> It died down as quickly as it started.
> The two of you sat in silence for awhile.
> Of course, you two were basically just making assumptions.
> But no-one just randomly gets pregnant.
> And you doubt he pulled out and gave Cadance a reverse shocker, he seemed too timid to do something like that.
> You lean against your fist as the two of you sat in silence for what felt like forever.
"So what are you going to do?"
> "Nothing most likely."
> You perk up.
"What?"
> "Anon pleas don't star-
"No, no, no! You're going to do something man."
> "I can't-"
"You're going to just do it!"
> "Anon-"
> You put a hand over his mouth.
> You harden your gaze and lower towards him.
"Shining, me and you are going to go to the library and spend all night coming up with a plan, and when we do this and get away, we're going to go out and drink for a bit."
> He reached up and roughly pulled your hand away.
> "They're going to be on her side no matter what Anon! And to be honest I'm starting to doubt myself, this could just be one big misunderstanding! I get frustrated very easily, a lot of it-"
"TMI!"
> Not really, you were rather desensitized to this kind of stuff.
> You furrow your brows and meet his gaze on last time.
"We're going to do something about this now…"
> You briefly glance up.
> The door was cracked open slightly.
> When had that happened?
> Just from the corner of your eye you caught a flash of pink.
> ….
“We have a problem.”
> "D-Dude! This is unacceptable!"
"Ok, first of all don't say dude, and second of all, don't say unacceptable. Neither of those things seem fitting to you."
> "Is this some kind of joke to you!?"
> You sigh and toss the ball to the ceiling once more.
> After you had told poor Shining what you had seen he collectively lost his shit.
> Which was utterly annoying.
> "She knows I know... and the fact that she didn't come in and say anything about it means that it's true!"
> He threw his hooves to his mane and let out sound that seemed like a cross between a growl and a grunt.
> It was rather odd.
"That's good though."
> "How!?"
"We can confront her easily about it instead of coming up with some complicated plan or something."
> "Anon you don't get it do you!?"
> You catch the ball and quirk your brow.
"No... not really no."
> "Cadance and I are a symbol for all of the Crystal ponies! If they saw that our relationship was dysfunctional than what do they have to look up too hmm?"
> You shrug casually.
"Themselves?"
> A series of hectic knocks rang from the door.
> "Anonymous and Shining Armor of the Crystal Empire's Guard, you two are to come out immediately!"
> What?
> "What!?" Shining shouted.
> The door opened with a click, revealing one of the crystal ponies with a thick mustache and a silver helmet.
> "By the princesses orders, you are to see her immediately. If you do not come with us right now you two are considered fugitives to the Empire."
"Oh she didn't."
> "What!"
> You roll off of the bed and step forward.
"We'll come! No problem."
> The stallion gave you a reluctant look before gesturing with his head.
> A squadron of Crystal soldiers lowered their lances and stepped back.
> "Anon what are you doing?" He hissed in a whisper.
"Taking us right to this man. It's obvious you're not going to do it on your own."
> Besides how bad could things possibly go?
> They would yell a bit then be over with it.
> Easy as that.
> Tick...tock...tick...tock.
> You and Shining glance around the room silently.
> Waiting...
> Shining had been in this room many times before but you had the feeling that it was just as alien to him as it was to you now.
> Tick....tock....tick....tock.
"She calls us up and doesn't even bother to show up."
> "Anon." He growled.
"What?"
> "How can you be so nonchalant about this? This is my wife cheating on me we're speaking about!"
"I've always considered her a girlfriend."
> "Anon!"
"Shining, dude, as far as I'm concerned she doesn't even deserve the title of your wife."
> "W-we don't know for su-"
"Oh shut it with that."
> You grimace and plop down in one of the seat facing the large polished desk.
> Multiple papers lay scattered about, leading to some golden globe decoration.
> A red carpet lined the studies floor, giving it a lavish appearance.
> It was a castle after all.
> Shining paced back and forth worriedly.
> "This is it... It's going to come to an end... not even on my terms."
> "I'm afraid that's far from the case."
> You whirl around in your seat.
> Cadance stood by the entrance.
> She was looking rather...bloated.
"Oh hey!"
> You shoot her a warm smile.
"It's the hooker!"
> She glared at you before sighing.
> "Sit down Shiny..."
> It was his turn to glare.
> "I'd rather stand."
"Hmmm, would you like a seat Cadance? I'm afraid we don't have any suitable cocks around here though..."
> Ohhhhhh.avi
> "You be quiet! This is a personal-"
"Why? The sex doesn't seem so personal between you two, why should this?"
> Shining practically spit out his drink.
> Which he didn't even have.
> “Be quiet!” Cadance shouted with a stomp of her hoof.
> Getting under her skin…
> Nice…
> “Why should he!?” Shining shouted.
> Coming to your defense.
> Nice…
> “He's been more loyal than you ever have!”
> Cadance rolled her eyes.
> “Oh my goodness Shining, it's not like that!”
“What's it like then?”
> A silent glare was all you got in response.
> She turned back to Shining with a softer look.
> "Listen!" She pleaded.
> "It's just... you've never satisfied me in the right way Shining, I still love you but I just couldn't help myself-"
"Liar!"
> You turn around and snatch up the golden globe.
> Time to see how many cheap pop-culture references you could find!
> "Anonymous..."
> "Cadance..." Shining started.
> She let out a heavy sigh.
> "Trust me honey. I'm still all for you-"
"Still lying!"
> Oh hey, Gryphondor, that's one.
> "Ignore him Shining! Don't leave me because of a silly moment of weakness, I can be stronger-"
"WOW, Timmy what does that lie-dometer read!?"
> You let out a gasp to get your point across.
"That's off the charts!"
> "Anon please..." Shining muttered.
> You snap your mouth shut.
> Fillydelphia, that's two.
> "Cadance, I can't look at you the same anymore, even if I did try to give it a try I don't think I could."
> He gestured at her bloated stomach.
> "You're pregnant with another's child... I can't look away from that."
> "I guess that's it then..." A solemn tone hung in her voice.
> If she hadn't played your boy you would've actually felt bad.
> Dolphintena.
> That one was kind of dumb.
> Cadance sighed. "I didn't want this to happen but... I'm afraid the Crystal ponies are under my protection. If they figured out anything happened between us than it's over for them..."
> The roomed seemed to get a little colder.
> "And I can't let that happen..."
> What?
> A slam followed by some crashing greeted you next.
> You whirl around and barely catch her throwing herself to the ground.
> "Guards! Anon has gone crazy! Shining no please!"
> She slammed her head into the ground, a crack accompanying a thud.
> "What in tartartus!"
"You crazy bitch!"
> You hop up.
> The door burst open; revealing a mountain of a stallion.
> You chuck the golden globe at him.
> He let out a muffled grunt as it connected right in-between his eyes.
> You sprint over and push Shining from the room.
"Go, go, go, go!"
>>25559663
Don't fucking stop.
Ever.
> "This way!"
> He suddenly broke away from you and began to gallop to your left.
> You sprint after him.
> You could already hear the commotion of rising shouts and thundering hooves.
> "Haul it Anon!"
"What happens if they catch us!?"
> "They think we hurt Cadance!"
"Yeah?"
> "Execution!"
> Oh...
> Did they really do stuff like that?
> Welp, you really didn't want to find out.
> Shining made a sharp left.
> You skid to a stop; crashing into the wall.
> THUD!
> You went down like a sack of bricks.
> "There he is!"
> Fuck.
> "Anon!" Shining shouted.
> You scramble up.
> A flash of silver steel shot towards your gut.
> You leap out of the way.
> SHINK!
> One of the guards lances stuck from the crystal wall.
> He struggled to pull it out; glaring at you the entire time.
> You glance up and notice a portrait of Cadance in a garden.
> Yeah...
> You wouldn't feel bad about this.
> You take hold of the picture and bring it downwards.
> The picture tore in two as it came down over the stallions head.
> You take the opportunity to shove him away with a well-placed kick.
> You duck under the lance jutting from the wall and sprint after Shining.
> "They're getting away!"
> You and the once Captain of the Guard ran side by side as you made twists and turns throughout the hallways.
> You ran for what felt like forever.
> "Here!"
> Shining skidded to a stop in front of a door.
> He jumped against it; the door barely budging.
"Dude!"
> You dance on your tip-toes as he tried again with no avail.
> You could hear them getting closer.
> He tried once more; the door hardly budging.
"Sometime today!"
> You glance back.
> A crowd of guards were making their way down the hall, at least twenty feet away from the two of you.
"Shining the door is Chad! Ohhhh~ I'm plowing your wife, she's loving my pulsating, throbbing cock deep inside-"
> CRACK!
> The door came off of its hinges almost instantly.
> You shoot him a thumbs up and slip into the room.
> Oh shi-
>>25559663
MOAR
>>25559796
moar
> Shining's magic took hold of you before you could fall.
> You let out a shaky gulp as you teetered over the edge of the staircase.
> Things had almost gone very badly.
> He pulled you back as you let out a relived sigh.
> The two of you stood on the top of a spiraling diamond staircase.
> The guards shouts became louder as they got closer.
"Thanks."
> "Anon, come on!"
> He began to gallop as fast as he could down the spiral.
> You roll your eyes and take off after him.
> It wasn't long until the two of you were running side by side again.
"Just like the old times huh!?"
> "Can we please not do this right now? My wife is sort of crazy!"
"She's always been a psycho!"
> "Dude!"
"Bro!"
> "Anon!"
"Shining!"
> "Don't start this now!"
"Don't start this now!"
> "Anonymous!"
"Anonymous!"
> "They're down this way! I heard them."
> Shining rolled his eyes.
> "See what you get us into!?"
> ....
"See what you get us into!?"
> You let out a laugh that sounded a little too close to the Joker on crack as the two of you made your way further down the stairs.
> A roar of stomping hooves chased after the two of you in response.
> You glance up the spiral.
> The Crystal ponies gleaming bodies danced with the light as they made their way down.
> Ah...
> It would be so relaxing if you weren't currently about to die.
> You leap off of the last of the steps, Shining following shortly.
> He galloped over and nudged the only door open.
> The two of you step through the doorway, finding yourselves in the main hall.
> The exit was just a hop, skip, and a jump away.
> You shoot a beaming smile to Shining who failed to return it.
> He still must be broken up about the whole marriage thing.
> Oh well.
> Your priority was survival right now.
> The two of you give it your all in this last final charge.
> “Magi!” Shining shouted.
> Magi was code for a charging spell.
> Shit!
> The two of you barely reached the door before an explosion flung you forwards.
> The world rocked and shook around you as the two of you crashed through the door.
> Splinters shot outwards as you slammed into the cold hard concrete in front of the castle.
> With a groan you pick yourself up.
> Ignore the chest pain.
> Ignore the fact that your hearing was muffled to all hell.
> Huh?
> Shining was trying to say something to you.
> You snap your attention to him.
> He was shouting and pointing at something.
> What?
> You slowly turn to what his hoof was pointed at.
> One of those tourist maps.
> The very large ones that showed you wherever anything was?
> He was pointing directly at the train station.
> It made sense considering the two of you would definitely be on the chopping block before the end of tomorrow if you stayed.
> You slowly give him a gesture of approval.
> You stumble to your feet and stagger forwards.
> He galloped ahead of you and whirled around.
> "-ome on!"
> Uhg...
> "Come on! We need to get out before they realize!"
> He lead the way once more.
> You stagger after him like a zombie.
> 'Get your shit together mate!'
> Uhg.
> It was true.
> You shake away the feeling of disorientation and follow Shining as best as you can.
> Before you knew it the two of you found yourselves in some backwater alleyway, the fresh smell of death and rotting garbage feeling your nostrils.
> You and Shining stop and take in deep gasps of precious air.
> Then...
> You begin to laugh.
"Ohohoho man! That was fun!"
> You pop up and clap your hands together.
"Just like the old days man!"
> Shining gave you a glare.
> "My whole marriage was just taken apart in a single night... I'm sorry if I don't share your enthusiasm."
> You shrug.
“That's life.”
> “That's not life!”
> He stomped a hoof on the ground; splashing a dirty puddle everywhere.
> “My whole marriage! The one thing that made me the happiest in my life! Was just dismantled like some kind of machine!”
> You silently watch as he paced back and forth.
> He stopped at one of the dumpsters and let out a loud groan.
> Clang!
> Ew...
> You watched with disgust as a stray banana peel plopped onto his head.
"Look dude. I know this sucks, but you've gotta get over it man."
> "I don't think I can..."
"Well..."
> You gesture to the alley around the two of you.
"Look where we are now, if you hadn't acted fast and gotten us out I'd be a kebab right now."
> You stroll up and bop his nose.
"And a guard would be very happy he just killed THE Shining Armor."
> "If that supposed to make me feel better?"
"Not entirely no..."
> "Because it seriously didn't work Anon."
"I'd imagine."
> "If anything I feel slightly worse."
"Okay I get the point."
> He sighed and plopped down on the ground.
> "I don't know what to do..."
"Don't you have family or something we can crash with?"
> "... I might, my sister in Ponyville. She's a princess too and she's pretty close to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna, we would get off scott-free if we go there."
> You clap your hands together.
"Well good! We can live off of food scraps and mugging until we get there."
> "Wait what?"
"I mean we can't stay here surely not. We're going to be wanted fugitives by tomorrow morning."
> You slide on your heel.
"First I just need to-"
> "Get down!" Shining hissed.
> His weight sent you to the ground.
> Your head dunked face first into one of the many dirty puddles around the area.
> The taste of putrid pus and iron filled your mouth instantly.
"Ple-"
> Shining's hoof forced your mouth shut.
> The taste!
> Oh good lord it was horrible!
> You glance up between his force and the urge to vomit.
> Two silhouettes flew by overhead; seemingly searching for something.
> The two of you lay flat to the ground as they pass by over head.
> Shining suddenly released.
> You push up onto all fours and heave into the ground.
> "We need to get moving."
> Another wave of hot vomit.
> "I hope you don't have anything valuable... I sure don't..."
> Another one...
> "Anon?"
> You stand to your full height and wipe the vomit from your mouth.
"Yeah..."
> You gasped and heaved for air.
"I've got one thing I need to take care of..."
> No time for keys.
> You and Shining took the back ways to get back onto your street.
> You just needed to take care of one thing.
> You kick open your own door and storm in.
> You flick the light back on and look around.
> Ah...
> There she was.
> Among the clutter of a mess your dog rested in her bed peacefully.
> The only luxurious thing here.
> You walk over and lean down.
> "Anon.. it's a pig pen in here."
"I know."
> "Are you... poor?"
"Yeah.."
> You began to pet her shaggy fur and coo to her softly.
> The treatments had did little to help her.
> "W-Why didn't you tell me?"
> You glance back at Shining apathetically.
"Because if I always asked you to get me, what makes you my friend? You would just be another sack of money man and I don't do that..."
> ...
> Why was it so silent?
> A warm body suddenly wrapped around your own.
> "You're the best Anon."
"Okay, but can you let go? This kinda gey brah."
> He squeezed even tighter.
> You roll your eyes and reluctantly return the gesture.
> He had gone through a lot tonight after all....
> You sigh and waddle into your kitchen, Shining still wrapped tightly around your waist.
> You pick up a pen and a napkin from the mess.
"Dear...Miss...Rights ..."
> You and Shining step from your house.
> You gingerly close the broken door.
> Looks like your neighbor would be taking care of your dog from now on.
> Which was good, she was a vet after all.
> She had offered a while back but you never took it up.
> Something about handing your girl over didn't sit right, but you had to now.
> No more coming back here.
> Sucks because you had made a-
> "Freeze!"
> Life here...
> You and Shining turn around only to come face to face with what seemed to be an army of Crystal guards.
> Shit, how did they manage to get the jump on the two of you?
First thing that came to mind in this story now that they're on the run since Anon's having so much fun with this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6jGydOWWpw
> You scan the crowd.
> The actual Crystal ponies, unicorns, pegasi, and earth stallions made up the ranks of the mini-army in front of you.
> Seriously how did they sneak up on the two of you?
> You put your arms up and glance at Shining.
> He glared at the army angrily.
> Which made sense considering most of these were the ponies he had trained and served with.
> Kind of messed up that all of this was going against him now.
> A figure stepped past the soldiers and stepped forth into the dim light.
> Cadance gave Shining a pleading look as she came forth.
> All the dim streetlight did was make her look like some kind of villain.
> Which truly described how you felt about her right now.
> From what you remembered, there was an alleyway to your right.
> If you and Shining could get in there, the train station would be another four blocks over.
> Then..
> You don't know.
> If trains even operated at this time of night did you and Shining even have any money?
> You know you didn't.
> "Shining come back please."
> Shining kept tight-lipped, just giving her a solemn glare.
> "I'm sorry I really am! But look, we can talk this out and fix everything-"
> "Can you fix that?" He pointed a hoof at her stomach.
> She glanced down and huffed.
> "No but... just come on and this whole silly event can be over with..."
> His hardened gaze began to soften.
> "I-I just want you to understand-"
> She smiled softly.
> "And I will honey, But first do one thing."
> She suddenly straightened upwards.
> "Step away from Anonymous."
> The army seemed to raise the spears and their resolve at this.
> What!?
> Shining raised both brows.
> "Why!?"
> "He's filling your head with all sorts of nonsense! I mean look at him! He's enjoying this!"
> Shining turned to you.
> Normally you would have a big smile plastered on your face.
> But this bitch was giving you a grimace.
"Cadance you are making me rather un-hard right now."
> "Honey. Just step away from him, he's going to ruin everything."
>>25560213
Wow, narcissistic, ain't she?
Sitting pounding F5
Please turn into Shining X Anon later on
>>25560281
Straight Anon here.Do this.
> Shining's glare could pierce the strongest wills.
> "No."
> Cadance's eyes widened.
> "What- you- You're choosing HIM over me!?"
"I'm at leas-"
> "Anon..."
> You snap your trap shut.
> "He's at least loyal. Something made him come back for me when I shut him out, there's no need for...this anymore, especially if it was fake."
> He turned to you and hoof bumped your leg.
> "Now I've got a best friend-"
"I'ma stop the speech here. It's kind of... cliche? No, just silly Shining."
> "Pfft... yeah sort of..."
> "Shining!" Cadance shouted.
> "Anon! Eyes!" He shouted.
> You caught on instantly.
> He pointed his horn down at the army.
> You bring your arm up and cover your eyes.
> A flash of red followed by a bang took your muffled senses.
> You lower your arm.
> The entire army and Cadance were dazed.
> You could even see the stars circling their head as they danced around.
> Your bro man.
> Good at being awesome and just as awesome with magic.
> You turn to him and nudge his shoulder.
"Come on!"
> You lead the way towards the alleyway.
> "Find them!" Cadance shrieked.
> "The love of the crystal ponies cannot be harmed!"
> She sounded like an autistic ten year old who just discovered shipping.
> Jeez...
> The world bobbed up and down as you and Shining bolted towards the station.
> Left...
> "Faster!"
> Right...
> A low hanging bar cutting straight through an alley filled your vision.
> Low hanging for you that is.
> You drop forward and power slide under the bar.
"Did you see that!?"
> "Anon!"
"Yeah!?"
> "Keep your flank moving fool!"
"Oh yeah!"
> Right.
> Left.
> Straight forwards.
> "FIND THEM NOW!"
> The world practically rumbled from the force of Candance's yell.
> She sounded rather upset.
> You and Shining come to a break from the Alleyways.
> You skid to a stop in the middle of a large paved road.
> You point to your right while already beginning to move forwards.
"This way, this way!"
> You and Shining don't hesitate to keep moving.
>>25560295
This made me have to piss.More
>>25560295
>this story
Call the coastgaurd because I'm about to crack open a scatterpenis
>>25560281
>>25560290
tbqh I dont mind any of that happening at the end of all of this, but I really wanna see how Shining gets all of this fixed.
Maybe if they can get to Twilight, she can use some memory spell on Anon and Shining to verify their case against Cadence.
Writefag pls I just want to finish and sleep
> The two of you round the street.
> There it was.
> Your salvation.
> The train station, right in view.
> You pull forwards as fast as you can.
> Shining easily kept up with your speed.
> The world was a blur as the two of you made your way towards the station.
> Then...
> "Gah!"
> An explosion of blue energy sent Shining careening overhead.
> You skid to a stop and watch as his body tumbled forwards.
"Dude!"
> He slammed into the ground a couple feet away from you.
> He bounced along like a pebble on water until he rolled to a stop.
> You were at his side in under seconds.
"Shining!"
> You shove him lightly.
> Nothing...
"Dude don't play me like this..."
> You shove him again.
> Nothing...
"Get up!"
> Still nothing...
> Crash!
> You whirl around as one of the pegasus guards slammed to the ground.
> She was soon followed by many others, some perching on the buildings like birds of pray.
> The rest of Cadances snob crew soon turned up; surrounding you and Shining.
> ... His body at least.
> You glare at the forming crowd around you.
> You were about to go Optimus Prime on these fuckers.
> "Oh dear..."
> Cadance touched down a couple feet from you.
> Her eyes flicked down at Shining's body.
> Then back to you.
> "This was never meant to happen..."
"Yeah, well you and your-"
> You turn in a 360.
"Faggots!"
> They reeled back at your language.
"Just killed something way above the lot of you."
> You turn back to the unmoving body.
> You growl to yourself and turn back to Cadance.
> Her face creased into an angry glare.
> "I did this!? YOU did this! You and your-your filling his head full of lies, and telling him to do this and do that. You're not some kind of guru Anon! You've never even had a girl before!"
> You silently stare forward.
> Then you throw your hands up with a smile.
"Okay, okay. I've never had a girl before but you know what-"
> You snap your fingers at her and point forwards.
"That's okay, because at least I would actually stay loyal to my girl."
> They say her glare increased three times that day.
> You smile and back up closer to Shining.
"Yeah, ohhhhh. See I would never be in this situation because I wouldn't go out and throw myself around in a horny passion in the first place."
> "Stop it."
"And who knows. Maybe I would have some falling out with my gal, everybody does. But this!"
> You gesture to his unmoving form.
"Is not what a relationship should end like!"
> "You stop it right now you slobbering fool!"
"I would actually be reliable!"
> "Anon..."
> Huh?
> You turn around.
> Shining smiled at you lazily.
> "Grab me."
"Dude that's-"
> "Do it!"
> You comply and kneel down, taking hold of his fore-leg.
> His horn began to pulsate brightly with an orb of white light.
> Whoa...
> That was new.
> The blinding light caused the others to let out a symphony of surprised shouts.
> "What's he doing!?"
> What was he doing?
> BANG!
“Waaaa!”
> You and Shining slammed down onto a hard surface.
> It bobbed briefly before righting itself.
> You sit up and look around.
> You weren't anywhere near the Crystal empire.
> The two of you were in some large city made up of some gothic architecture.
> Shining coughed and sputtered to life.
> You scramble over to him.
> Huh…
> You were on a boat.
> Cool…
> You stop and kneel over him.
“Dude!”
> “I'm fine!”
> You relax.
“Man, I got worried there.”
> “You should've been worried the entire time.”
“Eh, only about the stuff that matters.”
> He gave you a weary smile.
> You smile back.
“So uhh…”
> You glance around at the strange city.
> You pop up and peer down at the murky water before the two of you.
“What happened?”
> “I think I teleported the both of us halfway across Equestria.”
“Ah...”
> You scratch the back of your head.
“Little anti-climactic.”
> “Not really for me.” He let out a series of hacks and coughs.
> “Not one bit...”
Are they going to have a cat fight?
>>25560447
Pls dont die
>>25560447
Is this where the unhappy ending starts?
"How did we get here?"
> "No idea... I read once that in times of utter distress some ponies could do the impossible."
> You smile brightly.
"Though it seems like it's very possible for you bro."
> He let out a hitched laugh.
"Anyway... where are we?"
> He took a dazed look around.
> "Looks like one of the places I visited a while back. This might be further than Equestria..."
"Wait."
> "Anon... I think we're lost...terribly, terribly lost."
"Wiiith no bits, map, or anything..."
> "Yeah..."
> You chuckle and sit down cross-legged.
"Welp..., You said Twilight first right?"
> "Correct."
"Let's start off with a Doctor, you're looking pretty bad there matey."
> "Are you a pirate now?"
> You tap your chin thoughtfully.
"I've got the boat."
> His laughter echoed throughout the air.
> You smile back and continue paddling.
> Though the two of you had nothing to go back to.
> You at least had an adventure to look forward to.
> Despite the shitty start-off.
"Hey."
> "What?"
"You look like shit."
> "And you smell like it too."
"Bah..."
> Your hand splashed against the water calmly as you rowed the two of you down the river.
That's it tonight I guess.
Little anti-climatic I feel but eh.
What did you guys think of it?
>>25560478
And no, I just said that cause I'm a douche.
>>25560503
Is good m8
I feel like this could lead to some very interesting adventure with this odd fugitive pair and their struggle to survive in...wherever they are. Industria? Manehattan?
They still need to find their way to Twilight, or they'll have to deal with Cadence getting her sob story to her first and sending Twi and friends to retrieve Anon and Shining.
>>25560503
Kind of wanted Shining to be dead so we could wrap things up and Cadance could feel like utter shit. Now it feels like it's gonna go on forever and I'll have to keep track of the damn thread just to see your story conclude.
>>25560503
You're doing well so far, anti-climatic isn't always a bad thing.Unless you stop here. Please don't do that.Cadence was being stupid with the whole "crystal ponies need a ruling couple to survive". If Shining stayed, their hollow love would have been worse than the lack of it, IMO. But if she didn't, there wouldn't be a story, would there?
>>25560523
>Cadence kills Shining
Boy that would look even worse for her, seeing that she wanted him alive to preserve the Crystal Ponies' love.
What if anon protected Shining and got killed/seriously wounded instead?Would his anger and pain from betrayal push him into something dark?
>>25560543
Reminds me of the movie Gone Girl
>>25560521
>>25560523
>>25560538
>>25560543
Well shit, I wanted to keep it a oneshot to be honest and just leave the ending ambiguous, but this is something I can continue as I don't have much else going on this weekend.
>>25560523
If I do continue this, I'll try and keep it from becoming a legitimate fanfic, as most others tend to do that.
>>25560538
Kind of how I felt about the whole thing. But the way I see it, she was just being selfish in the end.
>>25560543
>>25560521
I did think about it briefly. But then I decided against it, I had originally intended for something more ambiguous anyway.
Anyway, I'm glad you guys enjoyed it then.
>>25560564
If you wanted to keep it a one-shot you would have been better off doing something decisive like leaving him dead and showing the immediate consequences of that. Not to tell you how to write your stories, but I think a story with this sort of shit going down deserves a decent payoff, and having Cadance's bullshit get Shining killed would have provided that.
Although maybe you SHOULD just leave it at that. I'm not sure how you'd pick the pace back up from this whole boat thing.
>>25560619
Hm, good point man. I can see how that has worked against me keeping him alive.
If the thread is still alive when I get on tomorrow I'll start what is essentially the second part of this, I'll just basically wrap up the story but I'll refrain from rushing it or pulling Bs or anything like that.
Though, I don't see them getting to Twilight before Cadance does.
>>25560635
Would be funny if Twilight just outright calls her out on her bullshit. She's too logical for Cadance's emotional manipulation.What if the reason she's acting like that is because she's pregnant? Hormone imbalances and all that
>>25556938
Errr...maybe you mixed up the holes?That's never gonna work
>>25560447
I fucking love the characterization of anon in this story.
A lovable, crazy motherfucker.
>>25560503
10/10 would read full length novel of
>>25558536
>"Ha!"
"... Shining Sun."
>"... Wh-What?"
>>25556938
I don't know how to tell you this Shiny, but....you didn't get her pregnant.She did. Cadence is parthogenic.She's carrying a clone of herself.See, this is what happens when you only do anal with an Alicorn.
>>25559545
Oh, fuck, I kek'd.
>>25559663
I love this Anon.
>>25559876
Fucking kek.
>>25560055
I love your dialogs.
>>25560290
Kek.Do it.For bromance.
>>25560503
Dude. More, please. As weird this story is, it is also something... fresh, I guess.
>>25560950
This.
>>25560503
add me wankstain
>>25561903
>>25560704
>>25560950
>>25560959
>>25560538
>>25560521
Mkay, well I did say if the thread was still alive when I got on tomorrow I would start the second half of this. I'm not going to span this over two threads but it may be a bit as I don't like to rush things.
Also, should I namefag for something like this?
>>25562229
yes
Alright, I'm going to start shortly.
>>25562229
Wee!
>>25562251
This.Listen to the german.Or die in a chamber.: 3Hail Hydra~Aryanne
>>25556938
Oh Christ this reminds me of a story a friend of mine in the military once told me
>Be him
>Has a woman in his company
>They're out in Afghanistan
>She walks into the doctor's tent one day with this bag of disgusting green shit
>She refuses to say what it was
>Arguing with officer for half an hour before they agree to let her see the doctor
>Doctor comes out an hour later with the nastiest diagnosis ever
>She was having sex with the local and got STDs
>The STDs burned a hole in the wall dividing her vagina and rectum
>That green stuff was festering shit mixed with period
>>25562558
Geez dude, what the hell? How bad of an STD do you have to have to even do that kind of shit?
>>25562587
A 2-week-old case of hyper giga gonorrhea, I guess.
>>25562541
sieg heil
>>25562647
ENJOY YOUR BAN!!!!!!!
>>25562647
1. I dunno, but I'm guessing it was bacterial. I remember one of the three bacterial STDs was supposed to burn holes in the flesh/skin in the infection site.
2. I doubt it. Probably reprimanded for not being safe, but if she was kicked out for having sex with the locals it would've appeared in the news somewhere.
Alright, I've got work in a couple of hours so I won't be able to write this whole thing out in a half-asleep fury like I did last night.
One day from the previous events...
> Clack!
> "Let me go man!"
> The Griffons warm breath tickled your face as you push him against the wall.
> It was the middle of daytime but eh...
> You didn't care.
"Give me your money first punk."
> "Anon..."
> Shining sighed and rubbed his temple with a hoof.
> "This isn't what I meant when I said to-"
"Hey! I found a way to get money man. You still need a doctor."
> "I-I ain't got much man."
> Do-ho-ho.
"I don't care."
> "Anon..." Shining muttered.
> An invisible grip tugged on your turtleneck.
> You let go of the Griffon out of shock.
> He took off into the sky like a rocket.
“Hey! He's getting away!”
> “IF, we're going to get bits. We're going to do it the honest way.”
> ….
“Mugging?”
> “No!”
> You fold your arms over your chest.
“And what do you propose is the honest way?”
> “Well… we're going to be stuck here for a bit… and we can't stay homeless forever, sleeping under the bridge last night was not fun.”
> Eh…
> He was just used to a life of luxury you suppose.
> You give him a toothy smile.
“But it had been fun! I got to stargaze for a bit.”
> “Since when do you stargaze?”
“Since now.”
> “Anon.”
“Shining.”
> “Look, if we're going to get anywhere we need to start off-”
“At the Doctors office. I mean look at you, you're fucked to hell.”
> Shining shook his head.
> “Just a couple of bruises and cuts. I can work on this.”
“Work?”
> Ew…
> Back at the Crystal empire your job consisted of moving boxes and yelling at some undermen.
> It sucked but it kept you humble.
> You liked to think that anyway.
> “Okay. I don't know what city we're in yet but it looks as if business is abundant here.”
“Boomin~”
> “So we'll start off with the easiest job.”
> You raise an eyebrow.
> "Anon, put on a smile for goodness sake."He whisered.
> You fold your arms over your chest and slump lower in your chair.
> Your sneer could be comparable to the Grinch on his worst day.
> The smell of fried food wafted all around the two of you as costumers rushed back and forth.
"This sucks."
> "Anon!" Shining hissed through grit teeth.
> He wasn't angry with you but rather smiling... at the interviewer right across the table of you.
> The pink unicorn mare raised an eyebrow and flicked her eyes between the two of you.
> Turns out that despite the way you two looked; getting an interview had almost been instant here.
> Which made sense because this was a fucking FAST FOOD PLACE!
> You groan and throw your hands up.
> "Uhhh... ignore him. We've just been through a lot recently." Shining said with a bashful smile.
> The mare raised her eyebrow even higher.
> "He...doesn't look too enthusiastic about this."
> Oh!
> You pull your hands away from your chest and begin to clap loudly.
"There you go! You're smarter than you like Bubble gum!"
> "Anon!" Shining hissed again.
"No!"
> You shoot up from your spot.
"I'm not falling into the shackles of oppression that is a fast food restaurant!"
> "I wouldn't really say this place is oppresive, we make ten bits an hour plus dental and medical coverage."
"Bullshit vixen!"
> "Anon!"
> The customers began to look in your direction.
> Whispers rose among the sizzling food and orders being shouted.
"I will never be forced to provide the time of MY day working in some backwash-"
> Shining suddenly hopped upwards.
> "Okay! Thank you for this interview mam!"
> Was he serious?
> He wasn't going to stop your speech.
> You grip the sides of the table and get inches away from the mares face.
"Do you hear me!?"
> "Dude!" Shining's hooves wrapped around your abdomen.
> He let out a strained gut as he struggled to pull you away.
> You weren't going to budge.
> You would never budge.
> This mare needed to be educated.
>>25557130
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN
> SLAM!
> The condiments and shakers decorating the table toppled over as your fist connected with the tables top.
> The mare jumped.
> Good.
> You had her on the ropes.
"Never! You hear me!"
> Shining managed to pry you away from the table.
> "Let's-ngh... go ANON!"
> You struggle against his grip; jumping at the mare like some kind of snarling animal.
"You talk to me like that again and I'll shove your teeth down you throat!"
> "S-Security!"
"Call your damn oppression police! I ain't afraid of-"
> A stacked Minotaur removed his tie and lumbered forward.
"Ah shit! Shining start running!"
> "What?"
> He popped his head from your back; hooves still wrapped around your abdomen.
> All he saw was the Minotaur getting ready to charge.
> His bloodshot eyes flicked back and forth between the two of you.
> Suddenly he plowed forwards his heavy foot-falls echoing around the restaurant.
> "AHHHH!!!"
"AHHH!!!"
> CRASH!
"Omph!"
> Shining slammed down next to you with a pained grunt.
> "And stay out!" The Minotaur shouted.
> You pick yourself up and shake your head rapidly.
> Uhg...
> Felt like a train ran you over.
> "Are you proud of yourself now?"
"Not really, we didn't get the job."
> "Wha-you-what!?"
"Ten bits an hour plus dental and medical coverage? That ain't bad to be honest."
> "But-"
"But it's just going to distract us. The first thing we need to do is get down to Twilight Shiny and save our asses."
> Shining went silent.
> You stand to your full-height and dust yourself off.
"Now, what we need first is a guide or something. Someone who knows the quickest route to Ponyville."
> You turn to him as you dust off your shoulder.
"This ain't some kinda rom-com or something. We can't live together for the next three days, trying to-"
> "I'm going to stop you here, Seriously..."
> You shrug.
"Eh."
> "Okay... so what do you propose we do next? I can put my word on it that we do not want a royal traveler, they're all going to get wind of what happened at the empire soon."
"Eh, so no royalty."
> "Anon, I believe we're even further than Equestria. We might be over-seas."
"Okay, look I'm willing to believe you had enough potential to transport us halfway across your own land."
> You chuckle and shake your head.
"But to transport us over-seas? Ridiculous."
> You turn and flag down a passing pack-mule.
"Excuse me my good man."
> He stopped and stared up at you silently.
"Where exactly in Equestria are we?"
> You lean back and fold your arms with a satisfied smile.
> Just you wait...
> "You're not in Equestria..."
"Ke-"
> You drop your previously righteous stance and nearly fall over.
"What are you talking about!?"
> "You're far from Equestria mate. If you took a ship you would be there in about three-four days."
> No way...
> You turn to Shining who seemed to be shocked himself.
"Well shit."
> You smile maliciously.
> Shining's ears folded back as he glanced back between you and the ground.
> "Don't say it."
"Say what?"
> "What you always say when we end up somewhere unexpected."
"I would never."
> "Seriously-"
"Looks like we're not in Kansas anymore Toto."
> He sighed and pinched the bridge of his muzzle.
> Heh...
> You turn back to the mule.
"Anywho my good man, do you know anybody that could get us there?"
> He shook his head.
> "If I was' you I'd try the local bar on the bad side of town.
> Okay one, why did his accent change so suddenly?
> Two, was he trying to get the two of you killed?
> Despite being a little roughed up if you went to the badside of anywhere you looked neater than the rest of the town.
> And considering those who looked better got their shit kicked in...
"Come on Moonshine, this guy ain't worth our time."
> You make an exaggerated exit by stomping your way down the street away from the mule.
> Wait for it...
> "Okay, hold on wait!"
> Heh.
> Just like people they would always seek approval from strangers.
> "There is a bar about two blocks down, there's a kid that knows her way around the town AND the seas."
"Thank you my good man!"
> The mule said something that just sounded like a mish-mash of noise.
> You didn't care you had already started strutting towards the bar.
> "Thank you." Shining said.
> His hooves clopped against the ground as he came to your side.
> He stopped and kept up with a light trot.
> "This is bad Anon..."
"How so?"
> Well you can tell by the was I use my walk~
> "A three to four day trip, and possibly another two days to reach Twilight. Anon that gives Cadance more than enough time to spread a rumor among my community, she's probably talking to the princess right now about it."
"Eh."
> "Eh!"
> He skidded to a stop and shoved your leg.
> Oh no your strut!
> You stop as well with an annoyed sigh.
"Yes, you lovable and totally not annoying creature?"
> You give him a joking smile that was not returned.
> "If this was a normal mare Anon we would probably have our faces slapped on a couple of 'wanted' posters for a week."
> You scratch your leg.
> "But this is a PRINCESS. Whatever she says happened is going to be believed, we show our faces in Equestria and we're dead meat."
"Soooo....?"
> "I think we should stay here. Find a job and just work our way up, this place doesn't look so bad."
> You look around at the strange architecture.
> Hmm....
"Nah."
> "What!?"
"No, Nadda, Zip, Negatory."
> "Wh-what why?"
> You begin to head towards the bar again.
"Shining, I'm not going to sit here and let your name be tainted all because Cadance was acting like a cat in heat."
> "But that is FINE!"
> You stop.
> By now some of the streets residents were staring at the two of you.
> "Let them think what they want to think! It's better than getting killed over a simple arguement."
"Wow."
> You step forward and pat his head.
"You are acting like the biggest pussy right now."
> His jaw hung open as you step back.
"Think about your sister dude, what about your family? You're going to let them think you're the bad guy all because you don't want to confront this?"
YOU TELL THEM GURL
>>25556938
>anal leakage
> He frowned and lowered his head.
"I ain't gonna let that happen to a friend man."
> 'Damn right bro...'
> Oh dammit it's your conscience again.
> 'Oh baby that's freaky... go fetch my protein powder.'
> Ignore him.
> Shining sighed and shook his head slowly.
> "Okay... fine, we can give it a shot. But if you die on me we're not friends anymore."
"Pfft, that's a lie and you know it."
> You give him a smile as you lead the way down the street.
> Huh...
> It just dawned on you that you never actually asked the Stallion what bar it was...
> Because their were at least five of them on this street alone.
> A diversity of species made their way around the street, going in and out of different decorated buildings.
"Uhhh..."
> Shining trotted past you with a chuckle.
> "He said go to the 'Shack'."
> You pause and pocket your hands in your cargos.
"Shack of...?"
> "That's it...just the 'Shack'."
"That's a rubbish name."
> "Not like I came up with it."
> Hmmm...
> You glance back at the bustling street in front of the two of you.
> A bar shaped like a barrel...
> Cliche.
> A gothic style bar.
> Gross...
> Another bar that looked more like a rave than anything.
> Super gross...
> You stop on a run down shack.
> Like a literal shack.
> It had no place among the other bombs nor the city itself.
> You nudge Shining's withers and point at the shack.
"That looks close enough."
> The two of you make your way towards the ran down shack.
> You follow in after Shining.
> The door practically fell apart upon your entrance.
> The two of you stop and look around.
"Wow..."
> "Hm?"
"This place is an absolute dump."
> The inside was no better off than the outside.
> The fact that this area was falling apart toppled with the fact that it was so small you were practically inches away from the counter you could see why this was ignored over the others bars.
> "I'll be out in a second!"
> The two of you shared a look.
> "She certainly sounds aggressive..."
> Thud!
> Clack!
> Crash!
> You and Shining wait silently as something happened behind the counter.
> Suddenly a shabby hidden door flung open.
> A pissed griffon stepped out and slammed into the counter.
"What do you want Dweebs!?"
> "Uhhh, we would like-"
> You stuff your hand into Shining's face.
> He was your bro yeah...
> But he needed to shut his trap for a second.
> That plumage.
> Her eyes, the purple around them.
> The golden pupils.
> The feathers.
> Unf~
> You step forward and lean against the counter.
> Hardly enough room for you to be smooth but whatever.
> The Griffon gave you an annoyed stare as you waggle your eyebrows.
"Hey there girl..."
> "...Hello."
> Her hard gaze did nothing but increase your resolve.
"My friend and I hear there's someone who can help us out with navigating the seas."
> "Well-"
"But the only help I can possibly see here is you...helping me... in bed."
> You were so reeling her in.
> Shining pushed his way past you with a grunt.
> "My friend and I need help getting back to Equestria."
> The Griffons leaps curled into a grimace, the beak unmoving.
> "Yeah... my grand-father and I know the way. But it's gonna cost you, I don't come cheap."
"But uh... I do."
> You saunter your way back in.
> Time to use your charm and incredible wit to charm your way into her heart.
> And bury yourself in that lion-like flank.
> Unf~
> "Ignore...Anonymous..."
> You stare deeply into her golden orbs.
"I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue."
> You waggle your brows again.
“Wanna...see?”
> Shining let out a long groan.
> “I really don't think I do.”
“Aww poo-”
> CRASH!
“OW!”
> You found your face being held to the cold counter.
> The Griffon leaned closer to your ear.
> “Stop… hitting on me freak.” She growled.
> With that she let you go.
> You pop back up and rub your aching head.
> That was uncalled for.
> “A-Anon are you sporting wood from that?”
“A little.”
> Shining turned away with another sigh.
>>25559169
Or Sombra's rape spawn... I need this.
>>25556938
No but your semen CAN overflow from her ass and then your sperm can swim up that love tunnel and get her pregnant.
So congrats shining. You're a dad.
I'm going to stop there for now. I know it's moving slowly but the pace will pick back up tonight if the thread is still alive when I get back.
>>25564109
> Boring, overused "Shiny is a dumb kuk" thread.
> Turn into a full scale epic adventure with ShinyBro.
Praise the writefag.
>>25556938
No your wife got railed by some other guy
"But anon she would never do such a thing"
Yeah she would and yeah she did biology proves it
>>25562808
>>25562980
>>25563137
>>25563371
>>25563563
>>25563882
>>25564109
This story is not like any other story.
Moar!
>>25565058
I know right?
Way to save a shitty thread, writefag.
>>25556938
Boop
>>25566842
Bump...
Writefag from dying phone. I'll be on in about two hours to start up again.
>>25567972
Can't wait~
I will ensure this threads survival.
Mkay, just got home. Going to start in a few.
> The Griffon gave you a disgusted look.
> She totally digged you.
> "Anyway." Shining glanced at your pitched tent briefly before turning away with a grimace. "Do you think you can help us Miss...."
> "Gilda." The Griffon grunted. "And I can, but like I said earlier dweebs it ain't cheap."
> Huh...
> Gilda...
> Gilda the Girlfriend.
> Sounded just about right.
> It would roll right off of the tongue, no?
> "Well that's the problem..."
> The rundown shack went silent as the two stared each other down.
> "We don't have any money..."
> "Then leave! I've got real costumers to look after."
> You scratch your chin and glance around the shack.
> This girl was hot but she was stupid.
"Oh yes. Sooo many customers."
> "Anon don't start."
> She fixed a glare on you.
> "Why yes! I've got plenty of customers looking for quality mead!"
"Oh yeah because-"
> You throw your arms out in a grand gesture.
"All of these guys are waiting behind us!"
> Gilda muttered something under her breath.
"All of these customers awaiting!"
> "Erm, excuse him. He gets like that."
> You did not!
> You fold your arms over your chest and glare at Gilda.
> You were so over her.
> The thing you had was nothing more than a dying spark.
"Go fuck yourself."
> A brief flash of rage ran across her eyes.
> "Piss off you freaky monkey looking thing!"
"I'm not a monkey! I am a Human, the most advanced sentient creature on this planet...”
> You quickly itch your crotch.
> “Riiiight… just go… now.”
“Or what?”
> “I'll throw you out.”
> Shining stepped forward.
> “Look! Listen, I'm a prince!”
> This seemed to catch her attention.
> She snapped her beak shut and stared at Shining silently.
> Oh…
> “Yes! When we get to Equestria I can pay you all of the bits you want!”
> “Is this for real?” Gilda questioned.
> “Yes.”
> She bought a nasty pair of razor-sharp talons to her chin thoughtfully.
> “A handsome prince and his jester show up at my doorstep...”
> Jester?
>>25569679
HE'S BACK
"I'm not the jester!"
> "You kind of are." Shining agreed.
"What!? How so?"
> "Quiet dweeb!"
> You snap your mouth shut and throw your hands up.
"Kay! I'm just going to dick around while you two discuss."
> You flick your head back and forth looking for something to mess with.
> "Tell me why I should trust your word Mister Prince."
> Oh, that looked interesting.
> Shining let out a huff. "We're a long way from home as you can tell."
> You tap the aged statue of some kind of Griffon decorating the only shelf in the shack.
> "Though it may not be much; my word stays true and true."
> You flick one of the statues wings.
> You quickly found out that it was made not from stone but rather from some hollowed glass-like material.
> Tink!
> The wing snapped off like a twig.
> Shit...
> "We were... wrongly accused and cheated by one of the princesses of Equestria."
> You mutter a curse as you bring the wing back to the statue in attempt to fix it.
> "I can't go much more into it, but I can guarantee your payment if you help us get there."
> Tink!
> The other wing snapped off as easily as the first.
> Well shit.
> "...Okay... But if this is some lie to get off without paying, then your necks will find itself without your pretty faces."
"You think my face is pretty?"
> "Not you, him. Your face is rather ugly."
> Oh...
> You flick a glance back at the tiny statue.
> All expression left your face as you simply push it off of the shelf.
> Crack!
> Done and done.
> "Okay... good." Shining started. "We need to start moving as soon as possible."
> Gilda chuckled and shook her head.
> "No dweebs we play on my terms. We don't head out until tomorrow, I've got others to take care of before you two."
"What!?"
> "I agree, we just need to get to Equestria as fast as possib-OMPH!"
> You shove past the beefy stallion.
> Sorry Shining.
"Who could possibly be more important than us?"
> Shining shoved his way back to relevance.
> "This is urgent!"
> A sneer fell over her face.
> "I've got a family here. They're going to know anything before I head of on some silly adventure with a possible liar and-"
> She turned to you and gave you a once over.
> "Rapist."
"Pfft, I'm not a Cosby."
> "That turtleneck and wood you're sporting says otherwise." She muttered.
"I....resent that."
> "Mhm... I have a spot you dweebs can crash until I'm ready."
> You nudge Shining.
> He led you into a huddle.
> "Okay... this is obviously not our only option."
"Yeah but she's the fastest. What if it takes us five days to find another way as opposed to one?"
> "Exactly, and she believes the Prince stuff, we don't have to have bits at the moment."
> You nod in agreement.
"More importantly this one is hot."
> 'I thought you were over her.'
> Love knows no end...
> Ever...
> "Okay, so we play by her terms and get back to Equestria... then what?"
> You shrug.
"Idunno, thought we would just wing it."
> "Anon... this could potentially end our lives if we approach this the wrong way."
"Like I said dude. We can wing it."
> "Anon, no, please."
"It's decided!"
> You whirl around and shoot a thumbs up to Gilda.
"We're on board with your terms."
> She didn't smile nor blink upon hearing this.
> "Good." She simply muttered.
"So uh..."
> You pocket your hands.
"Where do you have for us to sleep."
> A malicious grin took her features.
“This sucks.”
> You pull the scratchy woolie blanket tighter.
“This sucks incarnate.”
> “Quit belly achin' Anon, you've lived in worse conditions than this.”
“Yeah but that was on purpose.”
> You kick your feet outwards.
“She's making us sleep together in a kids bed man!”
> “Better than under the bridge.”
“Better than under the bridge.”
> You flap your lips loudly as you mimic him.
“Seriously...”
> You gesture to the moonlight creeping in through the window.
“Like this isn't that one story.”
> “What one story?”
“You know, the one with the kid?”
> “What kid?”
>>25570292
FORZA NAPOLI!!!
>>25557148
This has to be the single most fucktarded thing I have ever read in a shining thread
Jesus
"The kid!"
> "What kid!?"
"The kid in the story!"
> "What kid in a story!?"
> You sigh loudly and toss; the whole bed nearly giving out under the two of you.
> Truth be told sleeping next to Shining was like sleeping next to one of those big teddy-bears back home.
> Save for its sentience.
"Like.. that one moon story."
> You could already feel the intense stare burning into your back.
> How did he not get it?
> It was pretty simple.
> It was that one story, with that one kid, that did that one thing.
> "Anyway... get some rest."
> ...
"Nghhh..."
> You shuffle in your spot.
"Ngghhhh!"
> You toss out of the spot.
"NGGHHH!!"
> You begin to spasm in the bed.
> The whole thing creaked and rocked as you threw what was essentially biggest dance party a single man could hold horizontally.
> "Oh my Celestia Anon! What is it this time!?"
"I'm hot."
> You loll your head to the side; coming face to face with Shining's blood shot eyes.
> He made no attempt to blink nor look remotely tired, instead just staring lifelessly into your soul.
> "Go, to, sleep."
> You smile and hop out of the bed.
"Nah."
> You let out a yawn as you stretch and pop your arms outwards.
"I'ma go see what I can find in the middle of an unknown city at night.”
> Shining sighed.
> "I'm not even going to argue. Good luck Anon, wake me in the morning."
> His loss.
> You creep out of the door.
> You had one thing and one thing only in mid.
> If the two of you were going to do anything remotely interesting.
> You needed...
> CRASH!
> You reel back from the toss.
> You had put everything into shattering the glass with a large garbage can.
"Matching outfits!"
> You squealed this like a girl and step over the broken shards, collecting different articles of clothing.
"This is better than mugging!"
> “Who's there!?”
> You snatch up what little things you can and sprint like a madman from the scene.
> "So let me get this straight."
> You quirk an eyebrow as you check out your new outfit in the dirty mirror.
> It was still essentially the same, just a black hoodie halfway zipped up under a large black duster coat.
> Shining had reluctantly kept his outfit on.
> A black turtleneck like your own with a thin hoodie over, this was topped off with a pair of goggles comparable to wielding googles.
> Still no pants though.
> That weirdo.
> You claimed the outfits were tactical.
> Truth be told you just think you rocked black.
> But never black and red.
> Then things tended to get...edgy.
> Shining joined you in the mirror.
> "And you got these last night while I was sleeping?"
"Mhm."
> "How?"
"Persuasion."
> The two of you still stood in the cramped room Gilda shoved you in.
> Though it was now daytime.
> It felt like you skipped most of the night but eh.
> At some point you shoved the clothes on Shining and passed back out in the bed.
> Oh well.
> You didn't care.
> You were rocking this overly-complicated outfit.
"When is that one girl coming in?"
> What was her name again?
> "Gilda?"
> Hmmm...
> You were sure her real name was 'Omph' or 'Crush' but you would go along with it just in case.
"Yeah."
> "She's making last minute preparations."
"Ah... What do you think of the outfits?"
> "I don't know where you found them and I'm a little worried about how they were obtained."
"Don't be such a worry wart, we earned these bro."
> "... Rrrright.."
> You pocket your hands in the duster coat.
> You lean forwards and grin; running your tongue over your teeth.
> Still looking fine.
> It's good to look as fine as you feel you've always said.
> Shining frowned and stepped away from you.
> "Anon I'm worried."
"Why?"
> Maybe you needed a pair of goggles too.
> "What is Cadance doing right now?"
"Eh, don't worry about that. I'm sure it's nothing that we can't take.”
> Maybe a suit with this outfit would be better instead of the turtleneck.
> "While we've been sitting here what has she been doing though?"
> "What is the princesses are on her side by now. Armies, The Elements!"
> You roll your eyes.
"I doubt ANY of that is actually happening man."
> You turn back to the mirror.
"Now... do you think I should keep the turtleneck or persuade someone to get me a suit?"
> "Anon... I've got a question."
"Hm?"
> "Where did you find clothes specifically tailored to you?"
> ....
"I...I don't know."
> A train powered down the tracks towards the town known as 'Ponyville'.
> Though this train was built to be more luxurious than others it definitely came off as more of a death machine than anything else.
> The Crystal Train...
> And it heralded one rather unwelcoming guest.
> The train screeched to a stop.
> Six mares waited patiently at the train station.
> They muttered among themselves as the doors slid open.
> Save for one...
> Twilight Sparkle.
> She gave the figure a worried look before galloping forwards.
> "Cadance!"
> The figure stepped forward and shared a hug with the lavender mare.
> "Oh Twilly..."
> "I got your letter! I'm so sorry!"
> Cadance shook her head silently.
> "Nothing could be done. I knew Anonymous was bad news from the beginning but to fill Shining's head with lies like this."
> Twilight grimaced.
> "It's happened before...with Chrysalis. I didn't think his old battle buddy would be so...evil." She agreed.
> "You've read the letter Twilight, and even when I am with child he just blindly followed everything that madman spoke."
> She frowned and hugged Twilight even tighter.
> "But Armor can be saved..."
> She pulled back and gave Twilight a reassuring smile.
> "But we need to do something way worse than just simply trap Anon or reform him like the others... Twilight... if you want Shining back- the real Shining Armor, then Anonymous cannot live to see another day..."
> Twilight reeled back.
> "I-Uh- What!?"
> "Hold up!" AJ grunted stepping forwards.
>>25570822
Please tell me the elements see through her bullshit
>>25570822
I AM COMING LIKE FALLOUT MISTERIOUS MAN
>>25570822
>suddently a portal appears
>the Fegel jump out
"now let's fuck some horse pussy and then i will help shining armor and anon"
>>25557897
It wouldn't be so bad if people realized that cheating and inter-racial isn't kekolding.
> "Ah was okay keeping mah trap shut, but this is might' evil suggesting we kill somepony."
> "Yeah!" Dash agreed. "I'm starting to think things are not as they seem... CHRYSALIS!"
> A rainbow blur rocketed towards Cadance.
> She simply put up a pink shield that Rainbow crashed into.
> "Ow..."
> "Please girls, hear me out…" She pleaded.
> "I don't know... I can't see why this can't be solved in a different way."
> "He's coming to kill you all!" Cadance shouted.
> She punctuated this by stomping a hoof into the ground, rocking the entire station.
> "I heard him! He's fixing my Shining to come down here and kill you all."
> "Why would he do that?" Fluttershy mumbled.
> "It does seem kind of strange how someone we've never met wants to take us out." AJ added.
> "I'm not asking for this completely. But I implore you girls to consider your options, this creature is absolutely mad, he'll stop at nothing to get what he wants."
> "I don't know..." Twilight sighed. "I-If it was coming from anypony else I couldn't believe it... but when it comes from you I can trust your word..."
> The two shared another hug.
> The other girls shared strange looks.
> "Well... Applebloom is one summer away from middle school, ah can't risk her safety... not one bit."
> "As with Sweetie Belle." Rarity added. "If this mad creature actually is on its way with intent to kill, then I believe we should take the utmost action."
> "Good... good..." Cadance said.
> "I'm in...” Dash muttered. “I still don't buy it, but if it IS true… then I'm not letting this ugly thing anywhere near my town.”
> The girls turned to Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie.
> The two stared back at the girls.
> Pinkie Pie was the first to crack.
> “I don't think we should kill it!”
> “And why is that?” Cadance said with a sneer.
> “I mean, look at how many things have come close to killing us girls! We've always found other ways.”
> Cadance found her teeth grinding in response.
>>25570969
OH NO YOU WILL NOT PENETRATE IN ANOTHER STORY!!!
>>25558648
And dropped. Shoulda went with Cadance raping him in his sleep.
>>25570995
deal with it
>>25570990
>i heard the talking while i was inside the train station bathroom
>shit this was really happening?
>what a bitch
>well, ill try to send Huetlatoani Augustin the Terrible to kill someone
>and break someone ass
>the caddy ass
>*insert lenny face here*
>>25571070
>i grabbed my phone and called Augustin
>that german aztec
"yo Augusty"
>"what the hell do you want from me Fegly?"
"i have a mission for you"
>"what mission?"
"i will pay moneyz"
>"ok but what's the mission?"
"much moneyz"
>"can you tell me the mission please?"
"much much moneyz"
>"TELL ME THE FUCKING MISSION ALREADY!!!"
"ok, you have to call king George and ask him to help me with his army"
"and you to rape Princess Cadance"
"and kill her baby with your furious cock"
>"eww okay i will show that bitch the tartarus"
"don't kill that cheating bitch"
>"ok"
> "Come on girls... we must discuss this in the castle."
> She silently led the girls away from the station.
> Though this would take awhile.
> She would convince the girls to do the right thing.
> She would get Shining back, no matter what the cost.
"Waddya think?"
> Shining grunted in response.
> "Anon... stop looking at the water and help lift!"
> You smack your lips with disappointment and step away from the docks edge.
"I'm just saying I think the outfits rock."
> "Anon!"
> You roll your eyes and rush forward.
> Ducking down you help steady him and the barrel he had been carrying.
> "Careful with those barrels dweebs! Fresh water isn't cheap!"
> Shining let out a relieved sigh as you helped him lead it towards the boats docking ramp.
> A sheet of sweat ran down his face.
> He had shed your makeshift outfit long ago, already finding the sun getting to him.
> It would've for you if you weren't just lolly-gagging most of the day away.
> The two of you moved up the ramp towards the rusted hunk of metal that Gilda called a boat
> Seriously it looked as if it would fall apart just by touching it.
> You drop the barrel onto a stack of others.
"Phew, that sure was hard work right?"
> Shining shot you a glare.
> You wave a dismissive hand.
"Eh, whatever."
> You stretch and scratch your back
"Hey Gilda!"
> "What!?"
"What do you call this tincan!?"
> "My foot up your ass if you keep talking shit!"
> Yeesh.
> Shining let out a low laugh.
"Do you find this amusing?"
> "Not at all."
"Because it isn't."
> "I don't."
> He gave you a smug smile.
> Whatever.
"Are we ready yet?"
> "Almost, there's a couple more adjustments to make..."
> As she said this she glided down and came to a stop a couple of feet across from the two of you.
> "Have you seen the steering wheel?"
> ....
> For the love of-
Stopping there for the moment. I feel like it's a little bit of a stretch but eh, I'm enjoying writing it so far. As long as at least one of you guys are enjoying reading it.
And >>25571014
Understandable, you probably wanted to see that Candy ass getting plowed so hard Godzilla would feel it in the deep, dark, recesses of the ocean.
But I understand the story isn't for everyone.
Anyway, if the thread is still alive when I get on sometime tomorrow, I will continue.
>>25571162
>i exit the bathroom and passed in front of the elements and Cadance
"guten tag"
>"what?"
>says cadence
"bereiten Sie Ihre Anus heute Abend"
>"what are you saying?"
>"are you a friend of anon?"
"i think so"
>"GUARDS! GET HIM"
>>25570990
>Please girls, I implore you to reconsider.
>>25571256
>"what are you doing cadance?"
>says the purple pony
>"why do you say that?"
>"you can't imprison someone just because he was with Anon!"
"hit me with your best shot babe"
>i taken my luger and reloaded it
>"DROP THAT THING!"
>said the guard
"eh eh eh, i don't think so"
>i taken my luger and raised it
"Twilight please, get out of here"
>>25571370
>"GIRLS GET OUT OF HERE!"
"get the fuck out Barbara Durso"
>"WHERE ARE YOU ALL GOING?"
"i will wait no more, BRITISH GRENADIERS WITH ME!"
>the british grenadiers get teletrasported to Hermann Fegelein
"READY!"
>that coward of cadance is escaping
>better, she will get sodomized tonight
"FIRE!"
>the grenadiers fired at your command killing 8 and injuring 3 guards
>the bastards didn't waited a second to escape after the fire
"EVERYBODY GTFO!"
>everyone in the train station escaped after the cry i shooted
add me writefaq
>>25571188
>I'm enjoying writing it so far
And I'm enjoying you writing.
>>25571188
MORE YOU CUNT
>>25571450
casual gifs
kek
Yesss I beat Blade Wolf in MGR:R... Great game... Im dying from sleep deprivation but bump for this well written green.
>>25571188
Bump
Another bump for prosperity
>>25556938
>just doing anal
>not having the Princess of Love utilize that long snout of hers to orally please you
Page 9 bump
Gonna get started soon. Got caught up with some stuff.
ALLAHU BUMPBAR
> Gilda let out a hum of curiosity and moved off towards the end of the boat.
> Shining reached up and pulled you in close.
> "Okay, NOW I'm starting to have second thoughts."
"Nonsense, let's just get to Equestria preferably in one piece and go from there."
> "But look at this place!"
> You take a look around the boat.
> It was made up of some rusted, flaking metal.
> It was big enough to house at least ten others but looked too flimsy to do much beyond that.
> The deck was littered with barrels and crates all while the rotting wood housed what looked to be multiple unidentifiable insects.
> Looming above the two of you straight ahead was the end of the ship, raised so the Captain could steer with ease.
> Err... if there was a steering wheel.
> Gilda suddenly appeared next to the where it should've been.
> He held a rotting wheel and snapped it into the place with a satisfied smile.
> Ah...
> "I really am regretting this decision."
> Pfft.
"Stop being such a puss-bitch."
> You've got this in the bag.
> "You boys admiring my ship?" A shaky voice questioned.
> You and Shining turn to see a hunched, withered Griffon hobbling forward.
> He held a bottle in one hand and a cane in the other.
> "Ay, she's a little beaten up but she's more reliable than anything else."
> You and Shining turn and gaze at the more pristine ships lining the dock.
> "Yeah... Reliable..." Shining muttered.
> The old Griffon took a swig of the bottle.
> "Nice too meet ya boys, I'm Gerald! Gilda's grandfather."
> He stuck a… hand you think, out.
> You took it and shake gingerly.
> Didn't wanna hurt the old dude now.
> Shining gave him a firmer shake.
> "Wow! That's a nice hoofshake you've got there son."
> You squint as he gave him a warm smile.
> You take the Griffons claws in one hand and squeeze firmly; shaking your hand.
> "O-Oh, I must say you have a strong grip."
> You smile smugly at Shining.
> He raised an eyebrow.
> Suddenly he cleared his throat catching the Griffons attention.
>>25579842
penis
>>25579899
We all know he had to have some antics thrown in.
> He gave another hoof-shake, eye fucking the old Griffon.
> Was this a challenge?
> Accepted.avi
> You spin on your heel and drop down to one knee.
> You take Geralds still outstretched claw and give it a peck.
> "I-I'm not going that far..." Shining muttered.
> "You just made me feel like a princess sir." Gerald announced with a smile.
"I hope so."
> Shining's face went blank as you nod at Gerald.
> "Oookay..." Shining trotted off to the head of the boat.
> You click your tongue and wave at Gerald.
> You follow him to the head of the ship away from the others and lean against a stack of crates.
"What's up?"
> "I'm still worried."
"Worried about nothing."
> "Not nothing Anon. My life is practically over."
"Practically, you're still alive aren't ya'?"
> He gave you a disinterested glance.
> "Maybe I should've tried to talk things out with her."
"Nope."
> Shining sighed and hopped up onto the railing.
> "Why?"
> It was just now that you started to notice the smell of sea-water.
> The sun hung high in the clear, blue sky; sending golden specs over the dancing water.
> All around you orders were being shout as dock hands ran back and forth.
> It wasn't until you got a moment to think that this kind of stuff began to set in.
"She was crazy dude, you saw the shit she did back there."
> "Maybe it was grief... or desperation."
"Or being off your rocker."
> "Dude!"
"Don't even say it, don't. She's not your wife anymore, she's some chad's cock sheath now."
> He stared down at the water with disheartenment.
> The boat suddenly jolted to life.
> Shining let out a shout.
> You slide forward and take hold of his withers; managing to keep him in place.
"She's against us man, and if things are going to go our way then we can't have second-thoughts.”
> He sighed.
> "Yeah, I guess so."
> "Hey dweebs, I'm going to show you how to tie some ropes."
> She could wait.
> Wait..
> You turn back to Gilda.
"I thought you were steering the ship?"
> "My Granddad is."
"Isn't he drunk?"
> Crash!
> You were guessing he was.
> You let out a curse and tumble to the decks cold, hard floor.
> So unforgiving.
> "Hey! Watch it with that ghost ship!" a deep voice boomed from up above.
> "Suck it!" Gilda shouted in response.
> "Did I hit something?" Gerald shouted from across the deck.
"No!"
> "Yes!" Shining shouted.
> You turn to Shining.
"Why aren't you wearing your outfit?"
> "That's it! I want that mess at the bottom of the sea boys!" the deep voice began to shout orders up above.
> A ship three times the size of your own seemingly descended upon your little crew out of nowhere.
> But ignore that.
> "Crap-" Gilda zipped off towards the steering wheel.
> Shining needed to get back in his clothes.
> Matching outfits~
> You tackle him to the ground.
> "Anon! What in tartarus!"
"Stay still!"
> The two of you began to wrestle each other.
> "Cannons... READY!" The deep voice shouted.
> "Granddad! Hard left!"
> The ship suddenly jolted to the left.
> The docks surprisingly gave way before the ship, splintering instantly.
> "Shit.. I mean right!"
> The ship jolted once more.
> The two of you tumbled off somewhere; the world shaking as you fought tooth and nail to get Shining back in his outfit.
> "Anon stop, this is serious!"
"So is this!"
> The sound of cannon-fire filled your ears.
> "Forwards!"
> Something hummed under the deck.
> Before you knew it the world was a blue and yellow blur.
> You and Shining flew through the air from the unexpected change.
"Just get it on-"
> "Stop it!"
"Don't be difficult!"
> Crack!
> The two of you slammed into stack of loose barrels.
> They emitted a symphony of thuds as you went to the ground along with them.
> The humming under the deck intensified.
> “Come on Gramps! They're right on us!”
> More cannon-fire.
> You hop up and pin Shining to the ground.
“Hah-hah!”
> With that you fall upon the stallion.
> The last glimpse of him you caught was his panicked stare.
Shining is a kek?
>>25571136
Fegel pls
>>25580830
deal with it
> "Anon..."
"Yeah?"
> "....Nevermind."
> You shrug from your spot on the deck.
> The two of you lay down against the ground; staring up at the clear blue sky.
> Things had went better then expected.
> You guys managed to shake those freaks off and get away just in time.
> And...
> You managed to get Shining back into his outfit.
> Still no pants though...
> That weirdo.
> "When I think adventure I think what we used to have." He muttered.
"What like that one time with that princess?"
> "Yeah, I still owe you a drink over that one."
"Eh, things worked out okay in the end."
> "Hmm..."
> This was nice.
> Even though you were sure some bugs were going to crawl on you any moment, Shining needed this.
> A reprieve from all the worrying and chaos that had been happening recently.
"Hey Shining."
> "Hm?"
"What's your sister like?"
> "I'm...worried to tell you anything about her."
"Hey, I'm going to meet her anyway. Besides it's not like I'm going to hit on her, you know I'm only into tough girls, and librarians."
> "Uhhh... yeah... librarians, about that."
> You let out a boisterous laugh.
"Messing with ya' dude. You talk in your sleep you know right?"
> Shining let out an uneasy laugh. "I'd say so..."
"So, we've go what? Three more days of this."
> "That's not counting certain events or anything."
"Bah..."
> He was worried over nothing.
"Like usual!"
> "What?"
"Oh, did I say that out loud?"
> You mimic a schoolgirls giggle and wave your hand in the air.
"Silly me~"
> "D-Don't ever do that again."
"Shining."
> "Hm?"
> He needed to stop doing that.
"A night ago... why did you ask it like that?"
> "Like what?"
> You roll your eyes.
"You know what. 'Is it possible for my seme-"
> "Tch! Stop right there!"
> You shoot him a toothy smile.
> "I-I was trying to play it off man..."
"Oh, does Shiny not know about the birds and bees?"
> "Dude be quiet!"
"Wellll I guess I can teach ya'."
> "Anon!"
"When a stallion loves a mare very much-"
> "UHG!"
Going to have to pause there unfortunately. I got called into work, I'll do some more when I get home tonight in about...7-8 hours from now.
Sorry It's moving so slowly but I plan on changing all of that soon.
Anywho, I find myself open to suggestions for anything you'd like to seenot inserting you Fegel, though I find it humorous.put in the story, or not.
>>25581710
ok forget my little story, but add me if you want.
>>25581710
Anon plays out his totally real librarian fetish.Twilight's into it.
Shining watches on in disgust as they flirt.Also I'm a nigger
keeping thread alive during shitstom of new episode sperging
>>25582106
>Also I'm a nigger
All these unexpected keks today got me like pic related
>>25583005
Here, let me 4chanify(tm) that sentence for you, proper chanspeek is important afterall!
>mfw all these unexpected keks today
>>25583188
thank you father
bump!!!!!
bump
Bumpu
>>25581710
First: Your name should be AnonArmor not AnonAmor.
Second: >>25582106 Fucking this!
>>25586176
I agree, we must this >>25582106
>>25586524
>>25586176
>mfw people want my shitty joke
keepin it alive
>>25557877
It's just Cadencefags desperately trying to not be c.ucked by their waifu who was already c.ucking them the moment she was introducedAnd I'm one of them
> "Can we please let that go?"
"Why?"
> "Because it's not my proudest moment."
"Why?"
> "Anon."
"Why?"
> "..."
"..."
"Why?"
> Shining let out a long groan.
> Why wouldn't he explain it to you?
> You were *genuinely* interested.
> An ungodly creak came from just a couple steps over.
> You and Shining both turn to the side.
> Gilda poked her head from the cellar door with a grimace.
> She suddenly focused on you two.
> "You asshats!"
> Wait.
> "Look out!"
> You scoot out of the way as a brown blur pounced on the spot you once were.
> "What's going on down there!?" Gerald shouted from the ships steering wheel.
> "Come here assholes! Especially you!"
> Was she pointing at you?
> Oh wait she was.
> Gilda let out a roar as she lunged for you.
> A well placed beam of lavender magic grazed her shoulder.
> She let out a shaky squawk as she tipped forwards.
> You duck under and ram your shoulder into her chest.
> The two of you went to the ground instantly.
> Shining stood over the two of you; his horn trained on the Griffon.
> Her eyes widened in surprise as she flicked them between the two of you.
> "What is this?"
> Gilda's face suddenly twisted into a sneer.
> "You didn't tell me you were outlaws!"
"Well you didn't tell me we weren't."
> "That made zero sense Anon." Shining muttered.
"I was trying to sound cool."
> "Well it came off as kind of dumb."
"Really? I think it sound-"
> What was that?
> It sounded like someone left a tea kettle on the stove top too long.
> "SHUT IT BOTH OF YOU!"
> You reel back but manage to keep her pinned.
> Rude.
> "Wait, we're outlaws? Where did you hear this?"
> Gilda glared at you.
> You pull your hands back and step off of her.
> She got up and dusted herself off, taking the time to glare at the two of you suspiciously.
> "Follow me... and if you try anything Outlawey then I'll turn you in myself.”
> “Outlawey?” Shining repeated.
> She simply ignored him and headed back into the cellar.
> You and Shining share a shrug and follow.
>>25587420
I've been reading you're green for a long ass time now, and holy shit. You're really good at writing. Don't you dare stop man, this is legitimately well-written.
>>25587504
Thanks man, I'm glad you're enjoying it so far.
Before I continue, as I am about to start churning out green I just wanted to respond to someequally coolAnons real quick.
>>25586176
I actually tried to put that down but...wireless keyboard. Missed the R, and I was just too lazy to change it.
>>25582106
>>25586176
>>25586524
>>25586578
Pic related.
>>25587790
CLOP SCENE! CLOP SCENE! CLOP SCENE!
>>25587790
You're a pretty good writer...
> You lead first into the cellar.
> The humming that had made place under the deck seemed to intensify.
> A musty smell filled your nostrils as the two of you stepped into the cramped space.
> Some more barrels, some strange machine, and a table made up the ships inside.
> The machine hummed to itself as Gilda headed to the table.
> She glared at the two of you before stepping to the side, revealing what looked to be a ham radio.
"Cool!"
> She quirked a brow.
> You nudge Shining.
"Look at that!"
> "What?"
"Duh, the ham radio."
> You step forward and tap the small, silver microphone.
> Shining followed shortly after.
> "Magically powered I assume?"
> You did notice a lack of wiring or batteries.
> Or something like that.
> "Mhm..." Gilda stepped forward and pushed past the two of you.
> "Now this is the kicker, I was searching for weather reports and I came across this."
> She pressed one of the dials inwards.
> The radio cackled to life.
> "Attention, attention, this frequency is broadcast to all those in Equestria and the surrounding lands. There are two outlaws on the run, extremely dangerous, do not approach them on your own, Both are of military intelligence. Highly advised you alert the local law-enforement force if you see a 'Shining Armor' or an 'Anonymous'."
> The broadcast then went on to describe what the two of you looked like, your possible locations, and some seemingly useless information.
> Shining let his jaw hang in disbelief as the message continued on.
> Another cackle.
> "It is to also be noted that these two are wanted for assault of a royal, assault of enforcement, property damages, ad possible drug use."
> Oh that last one was so not true!
> "IF you happen to see either of them, lethal force may be applied to Anonymous, Shining Armor must stay alive at all costs though."
> "Thank you."
> The message cut-out.
> Then begin to repeat again.
> "Attention, attention-"
> Gilda clicked the message off with a snarky look.
> "Well..."
>>25587790
HE'S GONNA DO IT. TWAIFU HERE I COME.
>>25587790
> Heh...
> You tug at your collar and glance down at Shining.
> Did the room feel colder?
"We can...explain."
> Gilda's fiery eyes scanned you over.
> "Start..."
"Uhhh, wow. Okay, kind of put on the spotlight here."
> "NOW!"
> Her talons tore into the wooden ground like cardboard as she leaned in.
> Uhhh.
> You lean down and put a hand in front of your mouth so she couldn't see.
"Hey Shining... little help here."
> "L-listen, It's not what you think."
> "I think that the two of you lied to me... you're trying to use me and my gramps up there to go back to Equestria and..."
> She turned to you specifically.
> "Rape some ponies or something."
> You throw your arms up in exasperation.
"I'm not a rapi- I'm not a rapist!"
> "That duster coat screams otherwise." Gilda simply said.
> You glance down at the coat.
> Whatever.
> She was just jealous.
> Shining stepped in between the two of you.
> "Gilda-"
> "Don't use my name." She growled.
> "Look, if you just let us sit down and explain everything you'll understand."
> "And why should I do that? If I sit down what keeps HIM!"
> She pointed at you accusingly.
> "From coming after me!"
"Not a rapist!"
> "He's not, we're good guys really..."
> She studied him intently; scrutinizing every feature.
> He gave her a warm smile and stepped back.
> "You've got five minutes to explain."
> “Cadance… I'm not sure about this.” Twilight muttered.
> “And why is that?” Cadance took another sip from her milkshake.
> The two sat at a small table off in the corner of Sugarcube corner.
> Though they drew in some stares they went ignored.
> “What you're proposing is just… wrong, this will do nothing but turn Ponyville into a prison.”
> Cadance sighed.
> “I'm just proposing you draw in more guards to focus on this area. I heard them Twilly, they're on their way here.”
> “But what about other parts of the land? Wouldn't they be under armed if we do this?”
> Slam!
> Cadance grimaced at Twilight.
>>25588311
add Fegelein but he will not give a fuck until Shining Armor and Anonymous ask for his help
> "Just do it!" She shouted.
> The whole room went silent and turned in her direction.
> Twilight smiled sheepishly and turned back to Cadance.
> "What's wrong? You've never acted like this before."
> "What's wrong is that you've got these two on their way to kill you and you're acting like it isn't a big deal!" Cadance took a deep breath. "I care about you, and my Crystal ponies. It was hard enough explaining that Shining went mad and went AWOL."
> She took another deep breath and gave a smile.
> "I'll do anything to get my Shiny back. Our love could conquer the forces of nature if need be."
> A certain passion began to reverberate behind her voice.
> "Be it the hardest of trials, even if it looks like something we can't get past I believe our love can conquer it."
> She suddenly frowned.
> "Especially some creature filling his head with lies."
> Twilight sighed.
> "Okay... we'll pull some security here and hire some search parties, Celestia and Luna are also offering to turn more attention towards this."
> "I would love more help." She said with a soft smile.
> "I'd be happy to help..." Twilight muttered with less conviction.
> "Anything to save my brother."
> "I-"
> The Sugarcubes door suddenly burst open.
> A slender guards mare galloped forwards and came to a stop at the girls table.
> She bowed and popped back up.
> "We found them!"
> Cadance jumped up.
> "Where!?"
> Twilight popped up as well, staring at Cadance one last time.
> "We tracked Shining's magic, he went overseas, to some unmarked land."
> "Noooo...." Cadance groaned.
> "But we have good news." The guardsmare piqued.
> "Anon and Shining were reported to have gotten on a ship with a pair of Griffons, they're on their way here right now."
> Cadance smiled.
> The guardspony nodded silently.
> "We have reason to believe they're coming from the north, patrol ships have already been sent out."
> "Good job!" Cadance squealed.
> "Just doing my job mam." With that the guardsmare backed out.
>>25588494
>Just do it!
my sides
> Twilight sighed and flagged down Pinkie.
> "Alright, are we done here?"
> "Yes..." Cadance muttered.
> But she wasn't worried about Twilight.
> Only thing she cared about was that she would have Shining back soon.
> And some loose ends tied.
> "So wait... let me get this straight." Gilda turned to Shining, who leaned against a stack of crates.
> "You asked him for help because your wife was cheating on you?"
> "Correct."
> "Okay, that I buy. The big, grand adventure I find a little harder to chew on, but something really bothers me."
> Shining raised a brow.
> "Why did you choose him!?" She pointed at you.
> You sat on the table next to the radio.
> You pull your finger from your nose and wipe it on the table with a disgusted look.
> "He's... a very close friend."
"Huh?"
> Were they talking about you over there?
> You hadn't really been paying attention.
> "Whatev-"
> The boat suddenly lurched forwards.
> The three of you stumble in your spots.
> Hey a bit.
> Shining and Gilda were already heading up the cellar.
> You reach down and scoop the bit up.
> You pocket it and head after the two.
> As you lifted the door...
> "And I said we're not going to take it Granddad!"
> "I'm just saying. These two look like fine young boys that can handle it, and you did say they were in a hurry, no?"
> "Well...yeah, but-"
> Shining stepped forward.
> "Whatever it is, if it helps us move faster then we'll do it."
> Gilda gave him an incredulous stare.
"Hey, hey, hey. What the hell is going on here?"
> Shining turned back to you as Gilda and her Granddad began to argue.
> "Look behind you."
> You turn around.
> How had you not noticed that earlier.
> A thick stack of rocks that seemed to stretch endless in both directions stood before you.
> The boat rested in the water; bobbing up and down as you faced down a cut through the rocks.
> The further down the gash you looked the more fog seemed to take the area; until it looked like sunlight would fail to reach it at all.
>>25588494
Mfw fegelein is the milkshake
>>25588817
Temposting fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-vV-8_G6Hw
>>25588817
????
You keks know anal sex CAN lead to pregnancy, right? If you shoot a load on or in her ass, some of it might leak down to the pussy and a lucky ol sperm might make the trip.
> That was screaming ominous adventure that could easily get the two of you killed.
> You hop forwards and shove Gilda's stupid, fat face away.
"Let's take that way!"
> Gerald let out a satisfied laugh while Gilda just let out a loud groan.
> "You idiot!"
> She shoved you back.
> "Do you have any idea what you've just done!?"
"Sped things up and gave the story a faster pace?"
> "What?"
"I know what I did Gilda."
> You dust your coat off and gesture to Shining.
"I just made things easier. Isn't that right Shining?"
> "Why are you so worried about taking this way?"
> "Y-You! UHG!"
> Gilda stormed back towards the open cellar door.
> Before the two of you could give chase she shot you one last sneer before she slammed the cellar door shut.
> Yeesh.
"What crawled up her ass?"
> "Intelligence most likely boys!" Gerald shouted from behind you.
> You and Shining turn to him simultaneously.
"Huh?"
> "And uh..." Shining cleared his throat. "Why is that?"
> "Well the scar is the fastest way towards Equestria, we keep moving we should shave off about two days. Yup.. but it's certainly the most dangerous, you've got Sirens, Crabs, and the Beast of the deep to worry about."
> Oh...
> Shining's eye twitched.
> "Then why did you take this way!?"
> "You told me too." Gerald responded.
> "Anon did! Anonymous is an idiot!"
"Hey!"
> "Oh it's true."
"Still, think of the adventure-"
> Smack!
"Did you just smack me!?"
> You hold your stiff jaw in disbelief.
> Smack!
> Smack!
"Shining stop! That's slightly annoying!"
> Smack!
> Smack!
> "You."
> Smack!
> "Always.
> Smack!
> "Make."
> Smack!
> "Things."
> Smack!
> "Worse!"
> You loll your head upwards and raise a finger.
> The next words that left your mouth would be remembered forever.
“Truth be told, I quite enjoyed that.”
> Shining lowered his raised hoof.
> “...”
> He simply backed off and leaned against the railing.
> “You're into some weird stuff man...”
>>25557148
Thats hot for some reason
>>25588963
If the beast of the deep is not Godzilla, I will tear my urethra.
>>25589153
can I help?
>>25588963
FUCKING TITTIE BALL SHIT
> You stand at the head of the ship and stare out among the scar.
"Shave two days huh?"
> "That's right." Gerald responded.
"Hm, if you ask me that's much better right Shiny?"
> No response...
"Shiny?"
> You turn around and pocket your hands in your duster.
> Shining was already heading into the cellar as well.
> Hmm…
> You shrug and turn back to the scar.
> The fog began to grow thicker and thicker.
> Eventually the warm glow of the sun was replaced by the fog of the scar, everything taking a strangely blue tint.
> You peer of the railing and let out a long whistle.
> The darkened water splashed as your boat glided over it silently.
> The area you were passing through was wide enough that the ship could move freely without care.
> Only thing you would have to worry about was any freelance rocks…
> “Tell me if you see anything up there Anon! Chances are we can avoid all of that.”
> Oh that was good to know.
> You lower yourself and prop your elbows against the railing.
“Keep going!”
> Man…
> This sudden change of atmosphere was putting you in a strange mood.
> Like something wasn't right…
> Something splashed into the water.
> You snap your head to the side; barely catching a tail slithering off of one of the rocks and into the water.
“Uh-huh...”
> None of your business.
> Oh man…
> “You're telling me breh.”
> Oh for fucks-
> You turn around; still leaning onto the rail.
> Your conscience sat on top one of the crates, curling a weight with one arm and texting someone with the other.
“What are you doing here? There are no moral choices here for you.”
> “Nah bro, Shining's mad with you.”
“I figured.”
> You turn back out and look outwards; the cool sea-air tickling your face.
> “Just talk to him bro.”
“He'll come around.”
> “He's broken up about his crazy-ass wife getting fucked by some chads and shit. Remember why you're here dude.”
“It all blends together.”
> You yawn and fan a hand in front of your face.
(Running out of Shining Armor pictures, switching to relevance.)
> To your left another splash followed by a light giggle.
> You sigh and let your head drop.
"Besides Shining is-"
> You turn around expecting him to still be there.
> But he was gone.
"Fine..."
> You simply shrug and turn back to the scar.
> The rocks loomed way above your ship, comparable to a six-story building.
> It made everything feel more...cramped.
> As if you weren't in the open world anymore.
> You weren't thrilled about it.
> It went on like this for the next couple of hours.
> Just lazing along the scars path while Shining and Gilda hid in the cellar.
> Nerds.
> They wouldn't face your decision with dignity like you would.
> Whatever, you had yet to see anything other than a couple of interesting fish.
> And a couple of sharks.
> Big... sharks...
> Sharks the size of semi-trucks...
> They left the boat alone yeah but one thing was for sure.
> Swimming was definitely a no-no for you.
> Splash...
> Another giggle like earlier.
> You narrow your eyes at the spot.
> Among the boats steady rhythm it was quite easy to hear and spot out these kinds of things.
> A gust of cool air swept over your face.
> You real back and wipe the cool water droplets from your face.
> As soon as your hand swiped away something ducked back under the water with another giggle.
> You squint at the depths.
> Summin' ain't right.
> You lean forwards; trying to get a better look into the water.
> Something moved just under the surface.
"What in tarnation have we got here Billy?"
> Oh right.
> You didn't know a Billy.
> A mares head suddenly popped out of the water.
> Her dark blue mane clung tightly to her white coat as she began to backstroke through the water.
> Her eyes were rather...
> Attractive.
> Okay, so they made you aggressively horny so what?
> She giggled once more.
> "Hello~"
"Hi there."
> You should reel her in.
"I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue, wanna...see?"
> You waggle your brows.
> The mare giggled again.
> “You're funny~”
> Huh…
> You were funny.
“I'm funny...”
> “I like funny guys...”
> You were a funny guy.
“You like funny guys...”
> “Why don't you come and take a dip with me funny guy?”
“Why don't I- Wait. I don't have a swimsuit.”
> The mare pouted.
> “Oh, poor little naked me then… I guess I'll have nobody to splash with and rub our naked bodies against each-”
“Shut up!”
> You tore off your duster and began to work the hoodie.
> Your boner could tear through mountains right now.
> You have transcended.
> You hop onto the railing.
> “Anon!”
> You whirl back and catch a glimpse of Shining and Gilda.
“Shut up! I'm about to pound some pony pussy!”
> “You idiot!” Gilda shouted.
> Before you could dive in and explore her caves, the familiar sensation of magic wrapped around your entire body.
> You kick and scream as you were pulled away from the railing.
> “Those are Sirens dumbass!” Gilda shouted.
> She bolted over to the railing.
> “Go away!”
> “No~!” The mare cooed playfully. “Not until I get that funny guy.”
“Let me at her! I'ma tear that ass up!”
> “Anon calm down!” Shining shouted.
“I'm gonna paint her white!”
> Gilda shot you a disgusted look.
> “Look, you're not getting any dude.”
“Yes I am! She will be mine!”
> “Anon!” Shining shouted.
> By now he was visibly struggling to keep you contained.
> “Calm down!”
“No!”
> You stop suddenly, your face completely devoid of any emotion or expression.
“I'm going to impale her.”
> You said this with a completely monotone voice.
> “Sirens?” Gerald asked.
> “Yes!” Shining shouted back.
> “Uhg… Gilda go grab some pepper spray.” Gerald shouted.
“Shining, man...let me go…You know I've gotta get the booty, come on man you know it.”
> Tears began to roll down your face.
“I just- I just NEED to plow that ass into the next plane of oblivion.”
> “I think you'll be staying here.”
>>25590259
>mfw
Was he serious?
> Was he really not going to let you do anything to that vixen?
> You sigh and slump in his grip.
"Okay..."
> "Really?" Shining questioned. "As simple as that?"
"Mhm..."
> Your fingers suddenly shot into Shining's eyes.
> He let out a howl of pain as you retract them; the magic losing its grip on you.
"SY-IKE!"
> You land onto the deck with a thud and take off in a mad sprint.
> The world became a blur as you headed towards the head over the boat.
> Before anybody else could stop you, you plan one foot on the railing and leap forwards into the water.
> The world became murky and muffled as the coldness fell over your body.
> You glance downwards, seeing nothing even remotely resembling the ground.
> You glance back up the mare serenely-
> Holy shit she had a tail.
> You couldn't hit that.
> What were you even doing in here anyway?
> The mare briefly smiled at you..
> Before it gave way to a wicked grin.
> The grin turned into an angry sneer as she shrieked something among the water.
> Shit!
> A white blur rocketed into your stomach.
> Your oxygen!
> You grab hold of your stomach as the mare reeled back and swam off into the darkness.
> You glance back upwards.
> The boats bottom passed slowly overhead.
> Up there.
> You needed to get up there!
> You claw your way towards the surface, each movement burning your muscles more and more.
> Just a little more…
> Something suddenly hooked around your leg.
> You glance downwards, the same horrifying face greeting your vision.
> She had booth hooves wrapped around your leg.
> She smiled maliciously before swimming backwards.
> Don't scream.
> You needed that air.
> You shoot a boot into her face.
> Crack!
> The mare let go out of shock.
> You follow up with another stomp.
> She let out another shriek and darted back into the darkness.
> You make your way back to the surface.
> Come on…
> Your lungs began to burn, begging for some air.
> Your vision began to grow dark.
> Just..
> a…
>>25590259
Fucking beautiful
>>25590259
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DQv2GxFHt4
>>25590444
Nice trips man. Check'd and kek'd
>>25556938
It can't soak through, bro, but if you did it horsey-style, there totally could've been some drippage.
> The darkness creeping into your vision began to take it completely.
> No....
> You couldn't panic.
> They taught you this when you were training.
> Training with Shining.
> Rule one was do not panic, no matter the circumstance.
> You steady your movements.
> Find a rhythm...
> Don't let anything intimidate you.
> You throw your arms over each other as you steady your racing heart.
> Almost...
> You broke past the surface; gasping for air.
"Oh good lord!"
> Shining stood over the railing of the boat; staring down at you.
> "Anon! There you are!"
> Man, his eyes looked terrible.
> They were red and puffy for some reason.
> "I'm going to get you a raft real quick!"
> You bob in the water calmly as he galloped off to the other side of the boat.
"Oh don't take your time or anything I'm just a sitting duck here."
> Speaking of which.
> Something snagged at your leg.
> It came around again, this time in an attempt to drag you down.
> You mutter a curse and fight to stay above the water.
> "Play with me funny man~" A voice cooed from all around you.
"Fuck you!"
> "Awww~ You don't want to swim?"
"Ngh, only if it involves your mom!"
> A light giggle followed by a deep growl.
> "You make little sense funny man, let's just go a little deeper."
"I've got asthma!"
> Still trying to pull you down.
"I can't read!"
> Still trying.
"I can't die a virgin!"
> A white lifebuoy suddenly clocked you on the head.
> You reel back in pain for a brief second.
> You were practically lurched downwards this time.
> Fug, ignore it.
> You take hold of the object.
"Pull!"
> Shining began to pull the rope with all of his might.
> Which was good, fighting to stay on top had been rather exhausting.
> The mare wrapped around your legs.
> Just need too...
> You move your legs around for a bit.
> There.
> Finding an opening you slide your foot up.
> You managed to hook it under what felt like a chin.
> With all of your force you shove your foot downwards.
> The pressure around your lower body lifted.
>>25590785
Anon's a virgin. The only way to fix that is sweet juicy catbird pussy.
Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.
>>25590785
when Twaifu?
> Shining began to pull the lifebuoy over towards him.
> You follow his lead and paddle towards the boat.
> When you reached the side you began to hike your way up the side of the boat using Shining as a base.
> Though the side of the boat was slippery, your boots had just barely enough traction to keep you going.
> You grab hold of the railing and fling yourself over.
> You gasp for air as Shining stood over you, staring down curiously.
> You put a thumb up in response.
"I'm good... only swallowed the minimal amount of water."
> That got a chuckle out of him.
> You pick yourself back up and pound your own chest.
"Oh man... that was-"
> "Scary..."
"I was about to say hot but yeah... I guess."
> Shining clicked his lips before sending a hoof into your shoulder.
> "Don't ever do anything like that again man."
"Hey, I was being mind-fucked by that siren back there!"
> "Hey dweeb!"
> You turn around only to come face to face with the end of a white can.
> Gilda wordlessly pressed on the top of it.
> Pain!
> Burning hot pain!
> You slam into the ground spazzing like a ten year old epileptic who had way too much sugar before bed.
> "Calm down Dweeb, it'll keep you from thinking about that siren."
"I already stopped thinking about her!"
> "Oops..." You could practically hear the smile stretching across her face. "My bad..."
> This bitch...
> Your eyes felt like someone just squeezed chili-pepper juice into them.
> Were they melting!?
> "Is that the only one?" Gilda asked.
> "Looks like it yeah." Shining said.
> "Good... usually those things travel in packs..."
> "Anon, come on man."
"My eyes burn!"
> "Well, so do mine. You caught ME in the eyes remember?"
> You roll over and remove your hands.
> Tears streamed down your what you knew to be bloodshot eyes.
"Do you think that's as bad as this!?"
> Gerald let out a hearty chuckle.
> "Got you thinkin' about other stuff real quick huh?"
> You shoot a glare in his direction.
"I WAS ALREADY OVER IT!"
>>25587855
Thanks man. I hope you're still enjoying it.
>>25590887
Hmmm...
>>25590937
Hopefully soon Fegel...hopefully soon.
For the sake of quality I'm going to stop there for the night.
Same deal as before. If the thread is still alive when I get on tomorrow, I'll gladly pop out some more green. I actually think we're getting close to the end, I don't see myself stretching it on too much after the sea-trip.
>>25591168
add sex
>>25591183
Can't wait.
This story really is awesome
>>25556938
Break to him that his cock is just THAT powerful? I don't know.
>>25591146
>Not being alpha enough to seduce the siren in stead of the other way around.
Dropped.
Reported.
Filtered.
Called the cops.
Called the coast guard.
Called the fucking Ghostbusters.
Most beta thing Anon has ever done.
Pastebin?
>>25556938
>No
>>25563023
THE CHOCOLATE FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE PARFAIT
>>25591146
when i got into this story i thought anon was actually going to be competent what with his apparent military past
>tfw so autistic Siren magic would never work on me.
>“Why don't you come and take a dip with me funny guy?”
"Y-you too..."
Bump for green
bump
also, this seriously needs a pastebin.
Bömp
Needs moar gilda poonani!
>>25556938
yeah, if you're pounding that asshole all the time it could tear open a fistula.
that said you need to get that shit fixed
>>25593351
Funny you should mention that, because I was actually going to give him and Shining some more 'action' moments shortly.
>>25591220
Hmmm...
>>25591223
Glad you're enjoying it mate.
>>25592727
>>25594741
I've got a pastebin that I will post the story too shortly.
>>25591220
>>25596095
do it writefaq
> A pair of hooves suddenly gripped your shoulders tightly.
> "Get a hold of yourself!" Shining shouted as he roughly pulled you to your feet.
> You stop and flick your eyes between him and the ground.
"Uhh."
> "No! I don't want to hear it. I know you've been off duty for nearly a year now but still, Get. a. hold. of. yourself!"
> The two of your eyes met, his completely firm in making you do as he commanded.
> Ah crap he was in planning mode.
> You sigh and gently push him away.
> You wipe the tears from your (still burning) eyes and give him a thumbs up.
"Alright!"
> You clap your hands together and shake your head clear.
> You have been out of practice.
> Shining quirked an eyebrow as you went rigid, straightening out your body like a plank.
> You bring a hand up in a salute and chop it down.
"You're right man."
> No more dicking around.
> From now on you must take everything with the utmost seriousness.
> The boat suddenly jolted to a stop.
"Holy tit shit balls! What in Zulu's name was that!?"
> Gilda let out a grunt of frustration as she struggled to hang onto the railing.
> "She had some friends!"
> You and Shining glance at each other before sprinting over to either sides of the boat.
> Mares of all different colors pressed their bodies against the boat, somehow keeping it from moving.
> They seemed to be chanting something as they held the boat in place.
> Luckily the boat was big enough that they couldn't do much else than hold it in place.
> You hiss a curse and turn around.
> Shaved two days off huh?
> Then food was expendable.
> You reach down and pick up a crate the size of your torso.
> With a grunt you heave it over the side.
> One of the mares looked up, stopped chanting, and let out a shriek.
> Crack!
> The smaller crate broke instantly as it crashed over two or three of their heads.
“Boo-yah!”
> A collective screech rose above the sky.
> Welp, there goes your ears.
> “REEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
> “REEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
> “REEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
>>25596364
Yessss
>>25596364
NORMIES GET OUT!
> You grip your ears tightly and step away from the railing.
> "What's going on over there!?"
> The first word that came to mind was beta uprising.
> The second..
> You take hold of another small crate.
"Get off my board!"
> You heave it overboard.
> "Are you throwing food out!?" Gilda stepped away from the railing.
> "Please tell me you're not that much of an idio-"
> The boat jolted again.
> You stumble to your side and fall over.
> Oh boy...
> What was it this time?
> You grip hold of the railing and pull yourself up.
> The boat jolted once more.
> You stumble along the railing until you reached the head of the ship.
> A sharks fin the size of… well you rose above the water.
> It was far enough down that it wasn't a threat.
> Yet…
> The fin began to cut through the water; headed straight for your boat.
> The water roared as it was tossed to the side.
> The screeching stopped abruptly.
> The mares began to cheer as they started to rock the boat back and forth.
> Shit.
> You stumble around trying to stay upright for the time being.
> These girls were incredibly strong.
> Shining and Gilda let out shaky shouts trying to do the same.
> You grip hold of the railing, briefly balancing on one leg.
> A clunk caught your attention.
> A rusted cannon ball rolled towards you, dragging along the ground with a heavy gait.
> Welp.
> You scope down and pick it up.
> Among the rocking, the limited time, and the weight of the ball you found your heart beating faster than it has in the last year.
> With a shout you lug the ball upwards.
“Shut it!”
> With that you toss the ball overboard.
> One of the sirens looked up just in time to receive the cannon ball to the face.
> She went silent and flopped into the water.
> Seconds later her unconscious form rose above, a trickle of blood running down her fore-head.
> The fin was practically on your boat now.
> But last second.
> A pair of jaws burst from the water; effectively consuming five of the mares within seconds.
> Oh shit!
>>25596561
Dead as hell
> The remaining sirens shrieked and began to dart away from the boat.
> Surprisingly...
> It left you alone.
> The colossal shark took after a larger group of the girls.
> You watch with disbelief as the tables turned in your favor within seconds.
> "Well..." Shining muttered. "That's what I'm used to seeing."
> Back before you left you had been known for two things among the forces.
> Your incredible wit and charm.
> 'I'm sure that's a lie.'
> And your... well hands.
> The Equestrian forces weren't as diverse as you would think.
> Therefore when you had joined your hands were a pretty big deal.
> Because you were taught that anything could be a weapon given enough thought.
> You sigh and run a hand through your scalp.
> It had been at least a year since you've done something like that…
> It felt pretty great to be honest.
> Despite the gloomy circumstances.
> "Are you good Anon?"
> You put on a smile and whirl around.
"Yeah! Yeah, I'm fine man."
> You pat his head and scoop up your hoodie and coat.
"I'ma just go dry off in the cellar."
> You head over to the cellar and open it with a goofy grin towards them.
"Don't uh... come in. I'm going to be naked."
> You start descending.
> Then suddenly pop back up.
"Unless you're Gilda."
> You wink at her.
> She just gave you a disinterested grunt and folded her arms over her chest.
> She would so come down for a session with Anonymous.
> You shut the door and remove your turtleneck.
> With a grunt you head over to the ham radio and plop down.
> They could watch for the time being, now it was your turn to flip through the radio.
> You punch it on and plug in a pair of headphones.
> Static...
> Static...
> Static...
> Oh, there was something.
> No wait.
> More static.
> With a sigh you keep on adjusting the dials.
> You would get something eventually.
> The next hour or so passed by rather slowly.
> You were sure you clothes were dry by now but you just felt like getting some RnR for the time being.
>>25596789
Mmmmm
> You soon found your head resting upon your fist in a half-awake daze.
> This was boring...
> Like insanely so.
> Why had you even come down here?
> You should've shown off your glistening body to Gilda instead.
> Maybe get into a wrestling match with him, get her all hot and bothered...
> Nice...
> The static suddenly cleared.
> And what you heard next was definitely far from what you had hoped.
> "This is Celestia-"
> The message began to cut out.
> You adjust the knob a little, trying to find it again.
> This was a weird ham radio...
> -peat, do everything you can to find these two. I repeat, all Equestrian forces are to remain in their designated areas but if you see Shining Armor or Anonymous at all, you are to capture them immediately."
> Oh no...
> She wasn't really on HER side was she?
> "Anonymous apparently has intent to kill the Elements himself."
"I what!?"
> You pop up from the chair.
> Thunk!
> You let out a grunt of pain as your head mashed into the cellars roof.
> You rub your head gingerly and turn back to the radio.
> This wasn't for real was it?
> You yank the headphones from the radio and listen closely.
> "Shining and Anonymous are to be approached with caution. Listen, I know it may be scary when you find them, but worry not. All of Equestria is on your side, Anonymous must not be allowed to harm the Elements...at all costs.”
> Hmmm.
> You step over to one of the barrels and pull up a tap.
> You insert the tap and grab a nearby mug.
> Waiting…
> When the mug was filled with water you calmly take a sip from it.
> And spit the water back out.
“Who does she think she is!?”
> You whirl around to storm out.
> Thunk!
> You forehead slammed into a low-hanging wooden bar.
“For fu-”
> You sigh and duck under it, rubbing your forehead gingerly.
> The rest of the message was still playing out but you didn't care one bit.
> You pick up your turtle neck and coats.
> Sheesh…
>>25597006
Anonymous needs his trademarked suit.
> You push past the cellar door and practically claw your way out.
"Hey!"
> Shining and Gilda were nowhere to be found...
> "Up here!"
> You turn around and see the two behind Gerald.
> He was seemingly showing them how to steer the ship.
> He gave you a toothy...
> Err... beaky smile.
> "How's it going son?"
"Hey, we have a problem."
> "What is it?" Gilda spat.
> You slip into your turtleneck.
"I think this would be better discussed in the cellar..."
> "Why do you guys keep going in and out of there?" Gerald glanced at Shining and Gilda.
> "If I blacklight is it going to glow?" He asked.
> Gilda seemed to be overtaken by a furious blush.
> "S-Stop that Gramps!"
> Shining was already trotting towards your direction.
> "What is it?"
> Gerald began to tease Gilda while he approached you.
"Hey, so, listen carefully."
> You put on a reassuring smile and clap your hands together.
"Good news, semi-good news, or bad news first?"
> "Uhm... good news?"
"There is no good news."
> "Okay... semi-good news?"
"There is no semi-good news."
> A grimace took his features.
> "What happened..."
"So... Shining bare with me." You swoop down over him and spin on your heel.
> When you found yourself behind him you begin to massage his withers.
"Now, Shining Armor."
> He shoved you away.
> "Don't call me by my full name. You never do that, call me Shining, or Dude, or something other than that."
> You fold your arms and pop back up.
"Okay... so you know Celestia?"
> "Of course."
"And you know how she has a personal army?"
> "Mhm."
"And many, many resources?"
> "Correct."
> You stay silent and raise a brow.
> Shining's face went from interested to horrifically shocked.
> "No..."
"Yeah, Cadance got to her first..."
> "We can't be that big of a deal-"
"Wellll, they seem to think that I'm on my way to kill the Elements whoever they may be."
> "Oh no... no, no, no... We should turn back now."
> You gesture to the scars compacted walls.
"No way to go but forwards."
>>25597243
>tfw you catch up to the most recent post of a good story and you have to wait with everyone else.
> Shining sighed.
> "The two of us against a nations army."
"Sounds fun to be honest."
> Even though you said that you actually dreaded the thought of walking into something like that.
> Especially if it meant your death.
> Shining chuckled and shook his head.
> "Alright, Anon. Let's get this over with, we'll find a way to make them hear us out."
> You smile and snap your fingers into a thumbs up.
> As soon as he turned away your smile turned into a frown.
> Things weren't looking so good right now.
> You step up behind him and stare out among the thick fog.
> Looks like you had a long couple of days ahead of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM
> Cadance hummed to herself as she trotted around the crystal room.
> She dusted off the large table in the middle of it with a goofy smile.
> “I can't wait to see my Shining~”
> “Hard left! Hard left!”
> A roar rose among the air as Gerald spun the wheel with a grunt.
> You slammed into the ground.
“What is that thing!?”
> Cadance plopped down onto her temporary bed with a wide smile.
> She clicked open a small box revealing a couple of chocolates.
> She popped one into her mouth with a satisfied hum.
“Omph!”
> You went flying as the giant crabman thing let out another roar.
> Shining shouted something over the commotion and blasted it with a beam of purple energy.
> It reeled back with a screech.
> You pick yourself up and glance back.
> Knock, knock, knock.
> “Cadance it's Spike, Twilight wanted me to check on you!”
> “I'm fine~! Just had a long day, that's all.”
> Crack!
> You reel back as the crabman sent out a wild swing.
> “Watch it dweebs! Don't let it tear stuff up!”
“I'm trying!”
> Something slammed into your side; sending you flying like a ragdoll.
> Cadance slipped into the warm bath with a content sigh.
> She rubbed her stomach gingerly.
> “Soon...”
> You fall forwards, scrambling for something, anything to attack this thing with.
> Something snagged your leg and pulled you backwards.
“A little help here!”
> Cadance dried herself off with a pink towel, humming softly.
> She reached over and began to drain the water.
> “Today has been utterly exhausting.”
> You drop to your knees and wipe the sweat from your face.
> The crabman rested unmoving in front of you.
> Shining let out a long gasp of air as he admired the broken mop stick jutting from its back.
> “Nice job...” he huffed.
> You stick a thumbs up.
> Cadance sat among the other girls.
> They had thrown a party in an attempt to cheer her up.
> Little did they know that she was already happy, but she wouldn't be a spoil sport.
> “Come on Cadance! Let's party!” Pinkie shouted.
> She smiled and trotted to the middle of the dance floor.
> You pull away from the nearly raw meat with a satisfied belch.
> “Careful.” Gilda said taking a bite of her own crab meat.
> “Don't want to waste it.”
> You wave your hand silently.
“Hey Shining? Why you sitting off over there?”
> “I don't eat meat.”
“Oh yeah...”
> “And we also are about to be attacked again.”
“Huh?”
> The whole boat rattled in response.
> Cadance pulled away from the mirror and groaned.
> “My head is killing me...” She muttered.
> She trotted out of the bathroom and down the hall.
> “Watch it Anonymous!” Gilda shouted.
> You back away from her and kick away one of the slithering tentacles.
> All around the boat they worked to pull you down.
“Is this the Beast of the Deep!?”
> “Nope!” Gerald exclaimed happily.
“Uhhhhg!”
> “Oh Spike!” Cadance smiled at the purple dragon. “You made pancakes?”
> “Yup!”
> Twilight sipped her coffee silently at the table.
> She gave Cadance a warm smile.
> “How was your night?”
> The three of you lay panting along the ground.
“How much more?”
> “I don't know...” Gilda muttered.
> Shining just let out a groan.
> “Exhausting.”
> Cadance took a spot at the table.
> “I could really do with something to eat.”
> You peel away the crates top to be greeted with bug infested food.
> “Wonderful...” Shining muttered.
> Gilda reached into the crate and pulled up a worm infested apple.
> Before you could protest she popped it into her mouth.
> “Vhat?”
> “Cadance! Did you hear about the Ponyville event coming up soon?”
> Spike placed another plate of pancakes onto the table.
> “I did not.”
“Can that radio get music?”
> You leaned against one of the now soggy crates of the boat.
> Shining sat on the chair while Gilda leaned against the wall.
> Awhile back something put a leak in here.
> “I doubt it.” Gilda muttered.
> “It's going to commemorate when Twilight became a Princess!” Spike excalimed.
> “Oh stop...” Twilight said bashfully.
> Cadance smiled.
> “Well, I'll have to be there then.”
“Uh, check it.”
> You slide to your left with a clap, shimmying your shoulders.
> Some cackled Sapphire Shores song played as Shining and Gilda shared a laugh.
> “Did you see the mess last night?” Spike muttered.
> “She made me clean it all.”
> Cadance gave Twilight a warm smile.
> Slam!
> The cellar door bounced.
> “Hey! There's still some dead crab up here!”
> You shrug and pick up the spare mop.
> Plap!
> You slide the mop across the ground in an attempt to clean up some of the strange black blood.
> Oh well.
> It wasn't like this place wasn't dirty enough.
> Gilda picked up some chunks of crab meat and tossed them off the side of the boat.
> Shining used his magic to help while pinching his nose shut with a hoof.
> "This thing stinks..." He muttered.
> "I think it smells fine." Gilda said, cutting a large piece in two and chucking them into the water.
"How long has it been?"
> "About a day." Gilda muttered.
> It all kind of blended together when the three of you had been attacked nearly non-stop.
> "Just that final stretch boys and we're home free!" Gerald shouted.
> "Finally." Shining muttered.
> "Who knows how bad things have gotten since we've been gone."
> You focus on mopping the deck.
> But something seemed wrong.
> You pull away and look around.
> The fog had gotten so thick you couldn't even see five inches in front of your face, let alone Shining or the others.
"Hey, I've got no visual here!"
> "Same!" Shining shouted back.
"Should we kill the movement?"
> Gerald shouted something but you couldn't hear it.
"I said should we kill the boat!?"
> No response.
> You slowly put the mop down.
> You were in the middle of the deck, Shining and Gilda shouldn't be that far away from you.
> "He said no!" Shining's voice seemed to come from everywhere at once.
> That put you on edge.
"Why not?"
> "Trust me." It echoed around you. "Keep moving."
> This time it sounded as if it came from the sky.
> That didn't sit right...
> You lightly jog through the fog, the cold mist tickling your senses.
> You come to a stop and look around.
> To your right Gilda pushed from the fog with an annoyed grunt.
"Stay there."
> Before she could protest you turn to get to the back of the ship.
> Suddenly a purple beam cut through the fog with a roar.
> The beam intensified revealing Shining's silhouette among the fog.
> You cover your eyes, the very fog disappearing before them.
> You pull your arm down.
> Within seconds the boat was clear.
> Within minutes the area was clear.
> The boat was in the middle of a large clearing, the thin part of the scar disappearing and being replaced by a large circle of rocks.
> You turn in a circle letting out a long whistle.
> Shining let out a grunt behind you.
> You turn around just in time to see him collapse with labored breathing.
> You jog over to him and stop in front of him.
> Suddenly you send a light kick to his ribs.
> "Ow!"
"Was just making sure you're fine."
> "You couldn't ask?"
"I'm a complicated man, man. I don't simply ask about stuff."
> You look up at Gerald who seemed to be staring at something.
"What was up with the fog?"
> Shining sent a glare your way.
> "I-I-I Imagine it had to do with that..."
> He pointed past the two of you.
> Shining was the first to trail his pointing talon.
> The look of shock did not sit well with you.
> You slowly turn around expecting something right behind you.
> It was much worse....
> What looked like a giant alligator waited ahead of you patiently.
> Two haunting yellow eyes glowed hungrily as it waited for the boat to move forwards.
"I-I-I-I-I"
> All you could do was stammer.
> It seemed to... smile.
> An ancient voice came from all around you at once.
> "You should've kept the fog up...dinner."
> Its smile widened.
> The things head alone had to at least be the size of the Titanic.
> Eating you would be no problem.
> “T-Tell me you have something planned?”
> You scratch the back of your head.
“Right...plan.”
> She turned back to you hopefully.
“We're boned if you're looking at me for the plan.”
> You turn to Shining Armor.
> He flicked his eyes back and forth between the two of you.
> “Uhm… right...”
> He sighed and put on a brave face.
> “Alright! So you've got us here, why haven't you eaten us yet!?”
> You fold your arms and watch the events unfold.
> The creatures grin made you rather uneasy.
> Shining looked back at you for reassurance.
> You nod your head with a smile and thumbs up.
> As soon as he turned away you turn to Gilda and shake your head with a silent frown.
> She rolled her eyes.
> You look back at Gerald, who for the first time this entire trip, seemed scared of the creature in front of him.
> Ah...
> "Simply because I'm not hungry." The ancient voice boomed.
> A cacophonous roar of rising water filled your ears.
> You turn back to see the gigantic tip of a tail blocking off your exits.
> Oh...
> "And don't think I'll let you turn back."
> Right.
> You and Shining had that talk.
> Look at him.
> He was shaking in his boots right now.
> You push down the welling fear and step forwards; taking place next to him.
"If you're not hungry then why eat us?"
> "Pleasure."
> ....
> "...."
"...."
> You cough into a balled fist and turn away.
"Okay, but why do that when you could have..."
> You scan the floor briefly.
> You reach down and take hold of a loose board.
> With a grunt you rip it from the deck.
"This board instead? Look at the sleek design, the rotting wood will provide for an easier chew!"
> You flip it over and catch it with one hand.
"Hoo boy! Look at that wonderful gloss finish."
> A half-assed laugh was all you got in response.
> "You're amusing."
"So I'm told."
> You gulp and drop the broken plank.
"You shouldn't take this beautiful creature from the planet yet..."
> "Yet is a relative term Amusing man... what stops me from simply eating you a second after you said that."
> You let your mouth flap open with a raised finger.
"..."
> You lower your finger.
"You're a dick."
> An amused chuckle rose from the creature.
> "You know what. You amuse me so... and I sense something about you. If you can answer this riddle, I'll let you to your destination unharmed."
> You nudge Shining with an amused smile.
"Shoot."
> You lean down and pull him close for a whisper.
"We've got this."
>>25598435
Googling a riddle huh?
>>25598435
A riddle huh?
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Dis gun b good
>>25598594
African or European
>>25598723
Something went wrong with this post. Hold on.
> "An amusing riddle for the Amusing man."
> You fold your arms and wait patiently.
> You were the Junior Genius back in school.
> Literally your title was the Junior Genius.
> The creature smiled evilly.
> "Naraktou, holden argoter clenton.”
> What?
"Um excuse me."
> You throw your hands up.
"What was that!?"
> "The riddle, in my native tongue of course. Answer it amusing man."
"Shining the hell is this!?"
> "Just take a wild guess."
"No!"
> "I'll let you have three tries, to make things more *amusing*."
> You glare at the giant as he chuckled to himself evilly.
"Fine!"
> You pocket your hands and shrug.
"A wood could chuck none."
> "Wrong, doesn't even relate to the riddle at all."
"You're an asshole... uhhh...."
> You look back to Gilda and Shining.
> They simply shrugged.
> You turn back to the giant looming eyes in front of you.
"Uhh...err... two?"
> "Wrong again. It's your last chance Amusig man."
> For fucks fake…
> Was it possible that he was just fucking with you?
> To be honest he seemed like the kind of thing to do this.
> You whirl around and pull Shining in close.
“What do you think?”
> “I have no idea. Usually I'd be able to identify a different language, but that is ancient. I've never even heard of anything like it.”
“Duuuudddee...”
> You step away from him and scratch your head.
> Cletus?
> Nah…
> “I must say watching you squirm is rather amusing.”
“Oh shut your trap!”
> You spin around and toss your hands up.
“I don't know… “
> You bob your knees and purse your lips, making a plethora of different sounds.
“Kyu...”
> You stop suddenly and snap your fingers.
“I've got it!”
> Everybody silently watched you.
> Wild guess.
> Solve a riddle in some unknown language in one more go.
> Cause god knows the whole 'riddle' thing wasn't done to hell before.
“I win.”
> “What?”
“I win.”
> “How?”
“Don't worry about it. I win.”
> “Impossible creature, you are a child to my language.”
“I win.”
>>25598949
These posts are getting messed up. I blame myself ( and a little bit of libre office.) Give me a second.
> "Stop saying that."
"I win."
> "You're infuriating me."
> Shining pushed forwards and stepped closer to you.
> "Anon what are you doing?"
"Winning duh."
> You lean closer.
“Aim for the eyes.”
> You wink and turn back to the giants sneer.
> "Tell me." he demanded.
"I win."
> If he wanted to be an asshole, you would have to outplay his assholeness.
> Was that even a word?
> "TELL ME!"
> His voice rattled the entire clearing.
> The rocks nearly toppled from his shout.
> You smirk.
> Gotta get the confidence in there.
"Don't worry man. Chillax, just because you lost doesn't mean anything."
> "Tell me now."
"Or what? You'll eat us?"
> You gasp and throw your hands up in faux terror.
"But then you'll never know how I won because in the end I still won."
> "Not if you're dead."
"Nope, still won. GG no re."
> "Stop your babbling this instant! How have you won?"
> The rocks around him nearly fell again, toppling slightly in there place.
"A simple word I thought of and I won."
> "Won what? The riddle, all I said was 'You can't beat me'."
"But I can, because I."
> You jut a thumb into your chest.
"Won and YOOOUUU lost!"
> You point a finger at him.
> A low growl was all the greeted you.
> "Amusing man... I find you very much below that now..."
"Good cause I don't care."
> You drop to the ground and sit cross-legged.
"Cause' I won."
> "HOW!"
> All at once the rocks began to topple down.
> The creature looked at them apathetically.
> You smile.
> "Is that really it? Your trump card Amusing man? A couple of rocks toppling over!?"
> He let out a cynical laugh.
> "Hah! How-"
> The fog silently crept in from the open space the rocks had provided.
“Check out my BS skills! Shining~”
> “What are you-”
> Zap!
> A purple beam blasted the creatures giant right eye.
> He let out a howl of pain.
> Shining followed up by blasting the other one.
> By now the fog began to make its way towards your mugly crew.
> “You're not getting away!”
>>25598979
This is like Anon if he were in the Odyssey. I like it.
>>25598979
anon is the alpha dick
> He began to blindly look around for you and the others.
"Gerald!"
> The old Griffon snapped out of his trance and pulled a lever.
> The boat hummed to life.
> "Ah-hah!"
> In his blind fury he seemingly forgot just how large he was.
> With a roar he lunged forward.
> All it did was send your boat rocketing backwards.
> You and the others hang onto the railing as the giant drove through the water.
> Gerald shouted something over the roaring waves.
> Suddenly the boat began to turn in a circle, being driven by the creatures sheer mass.
> A wave of cold water splashed over you.
> You jolt from the sudden shock.
> You let out a laugh among all of the chaos.
> "You're an idiot!" Gilda shouted over the commotion.
> Maybe...
> But you have yet to die so being an idiot was okay in your book.
> "Hold on!" Gerald shouted.
> The boat suddenly twisted.
> Somehow he managed to slip past the creatures giant jaws.
> The boat moved at an incredible speed past the giant mass.
> You laugh once again and nudge Shining.
"Just like the old days huh!?"
> He just held on for dear life to the railings.
> "I can't let you get away!" The creature roared.
> Shining let out a surprised shout.
> The railing leg he had been holding onto gave way with a snap.
> You mutter a curse and leap forwards, taking hold of his tail before he could go overboard.
"Stay with me!"
> "Anon you're pulling too hard!"
"It's either this or I grab something else!"
> "J-just don't let me go!"
> You plant one boot down firmly and begin to pull with all your might.
"Come on..."
> Suddenly the boat jumped.
> You let out a surprised shout as Shining nearly slipped from your grip.
> You let go of your railing and use both hands, one still on his tail and the other wrapped around his hind-leg.
> "Hurry up!"
"Your ass is right in my face hold on!”
> Another bump.
> You barely managed to hold on, nothing supporting you now.
> A pair of claws wrapped around your ankles.
> Surprising strength yanked the two of you back.
> Gilda shouted something to Gerald.
> You pop up from the decks floor and help Shining up.
> "Hang on boys!"
> The boat jolted and rocked a couple more time.
> Finally it began to run smoothly.
> You approach the railing with more caution and step forwards, glancing back at the clearing.
> The creature simply let out a frustrated roar.
> With that he slumped in his spot.
> Phew...
> If he wasn't trying to eat you, you would've maybe, sorta felt bad for him.
> You step away and turn to Shining.
"Dude!"
> You run forwards.
> You stop suddenly and shoot him a thumbs up.
"Not a hugger."
> "I thought so..." he pulled his goggles off and flicked his hoof a couple of times.
"Just kidding man!"
> You scoop down and pull him in a tight hug.
"Nice shot man!"
> "Thanks."
> You roughly drop him and head over to Gilda.
> You outstretch your arms for a hug but she flinched away.
> You frown.
> She rolled her eyes and reluctantly stuck her arms out.
> You smile again and take her in a hug.
> You slide your hands down and get a squeeze of her flank.
> Crack!
> You slammed onto the ground as she reeled back from the headbutt, a heavy blush spread on her face.
> "Don't do that again!"
> Firm...
> Her cheeks were firm.
> That's all you had been worried about.
> Man...
> Your jaw was still stiff.
> You wring out your coats onto the deck and sigh.
> It had been an adventure.
> But now here you were.
> You could see a spec white among the oceans horizon.
> According to Gerald that was Manehatten.
> From there it was getting on a train and finding your way to Ponyville.
> The boat crept along the oceans waters.
> You had told Gerald not to start rushing until night fall, apparently you and Shining were on everyone's shitlist for the time being.
> And nightfall wouldn't come for the next three hours.
> You yawn and step away from the railing.
> You head into the cellar were Shining sat listening intently to the ham radio.
> Gilda was off talking to her granddad or something.
>>25599509
>> You slide your hands down and get a squeeze of her flank.
Lost it.
10/10
>>25599509
So....Anon gonna get anything more from catbird?...If you know what I mean.
