>Die >Wake up in Equestria >It's all you could
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>Die
>Wake up in Equestria
>It's all you could ever hope for
>Integrate seamlessly
>Befriend mane 6
>Become romantically involved with waifu
>Fun adventures and comfy parties
>Happier than ever before
>Years pass
>One day, a portal appears
>Millions of third worlders from your homeworld start flooding through
>Turns out the western world solved its immigration crisis with interdimensional deportation
Wat do?
They walked right into my trap...
>>25491631
You call it being surrounded.
I call it a target-rich environment.
>>25491631
>implying I didn't already develop a contingency plan with the royals in case more people started popping into Equestria
https://youtu.be/U-EQJA8Ahac
Replace a few of the soldiers with Royal Guard stallions and then you have an accurate representation.
>rape
>ITT: hurka durr
>>25491649
Ben "refugees for the seas" Garrison
>>25491631
Tell the princesses that they're daemons from my homeworld.
Like changelings, but worse.
I'm sure they'll do the right thing.
I have a solution. A final solution
>>25491631
Only one thing I can do, OP. I have tomake Equestria great again
>>25492219
This is the only way.
