>Berry punch and the small band of misfits take on the harrowing wild rivers in their new raft
>Adventure calls as they try to find the time machine to take them back to better days
>prev. story here: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/ogp
>After a rough few hours, you, the guard, and the ex-cannibal finally make it canterlot
>Canterlot looks very much less like a beautiful city of princesses, and very much more like a water ravaged mountain
>The map says the time machine is around here, but the few places you see exploitable are dangerous
>There is a lone tower atop the mountain still standing
>There seems to be a drainage were the water is going
>There also might be something atop the mountain
>Where do you start looking?
>it's back
Aw yis
Let's avoid drainage. If we aim high, then we can check everything on the way up or down.
I say let's head towards the top of the mountain. At the very worst, we get a decent hike.
>>25485045
Let's head to the tower.There might be some booze stored there.
>>25485045
To the tower! Ask Lily if she's eaten alot of ponies.
>Your group chooses to go to the standing tower
>As you approach a white pony leans out of the window and starts yelling at you in a strange accent
>"Oy, we ain't catering to tha laikes of cannibals or Mormons. Fucker off!"
"We aren't cannibals or mormons."
>"Well, lass, Fucker off anyway."
"But we're lookin for something!"
>"Well, ye'll be getting a hoof in tha arse if ya denna git outta here!"
"You can't just shoo me off like that, There might be a time machine here."
>"Fucker off!"
>Negotiations seem to be breaking down
>>25485511
Say that to my face fucker not in a tower and see what happens.
Crystal guard pony. That's what'll happen.
>>25485511
"What kind of pussy are you to be yelling out of yer high and mighty tower? Come at me bro!"
Whisper to the guard "If he comes down here I'm telling him that was you."
>>25485511
How bout' we just climb the damn tower and beat the shit outta the white pony?
>>25485511
Ask him if he at least has booze.
>>25485511
Ignore him and continue searching.
>>25485603
Because stairs are the devil.
>>25485720
Also climbing is alot faster and cooler.
"Say that to my face, pussy, Not high up in your tower- Come at me!"
>You turn towards guard pony
"If he comes down here, i'm gonna say it was you who said all that."
>"Whut, why me-"
>You hear a violent warcry from up high
>"KYUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
>The pony in the tower had leapt from the winder and is diving at you with a kick
"IT WAS ALL HER, SHE SAID IT!"
>The guard waves good bye to you
>>25485809
Scramble outb of the way, quickly.
>>25485809
Get out of the way fool. And then fight that pony in single combat. Try to pick up a rock and use it as a weapon. Or at least something to put in front of his fist so he can't hit you.
>>25485809
Use cannibal pone as a shield
>>25485809
"Come at me bro. I may just trot out of the way. And when you hit the ground, you may just break your leg.
>>25485809
Dodge!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5daGZ96QGU
>You quickly dodge out of the way
>After composing yourself you scramble for a rock
>The tower pony engages you in combat, blood in his eyes, what do you do?
>>25486299
I guess mercy.
>>25486299
>blood in his eyes
That sounds painful. Tell him to stop, he's going to go blind. Our fight isn't worth his eyesight.
>>25486299
*Act
*CHALLENGE TO DRINKING CONTEST
welp, it's that time guys
Will be back tomorrow a little earlier...
probably at noon or so
>>25486299
>no act
well fug :DDD
>>25486299
>meglovania
yeah we gettin raped
>>25486299
oh dear
>>25486378
sleep
We should use our butt attack. Which involves us turning around and then ramming our butt into his face.
>>25486299
Give him a nice "fuck you" and slap him.
>>25491287
With your dick. That you don't have.
>>25490127
butts
i'm on updates soon
>You pull up a rock to defend yourself
"Fuck you-"
>The tower pony punches through the rock you had
"..drinking contest, y-you know you... wanna..."
>The guard quickly jumps into action by slamming her butt into the aggressive pony
>In an instant she uses strange acrobatics and plants the white pony's head into the concrete
>The guard then turns to you and asks if you want to continue searching the tower
>>25492625
Search the pony for any valuables first. Then start searching the tower.
>>25492625
Oh no. He's Gyrish. That just means he's going to come back drunker and angrier than before.
>You order the guard to search the body
>"Looks like he has a nice hammer and some ripe apples!"
>Lilliput chimes in enthusiastically
>"Apples!? Oh boy, I haven't had an actual fresh apple in years... w-what kind are they, macintosh?"
>The Guard replies
>"Juicy and Delicious."
>Lilly does a happy little jig
>"Are there enough for everyone, or can ya share one with me?"
>The guard finally realizes
>"Uh, I don't think we're talking about the same thing, lilly."
>>25493064
Open his legs and show Lilly his dick.
This is what she's talking about. You can squeeze some juicy fluid out though.
To the tower!
>>25493064
Time to go look for that booze fountain we conveniently know nothing about.
>>25493064
How are they on a scale from 1 to 10?
"Do these look like apples, lilly?"
>"Oh... no... no they don't... gosh..."
"This guy I'd give... a solid 8, maybe a 9... whaddya think?"
>"He's... very big...big... golly gosh..."
>You finish goofing around and wave towards the tower
"Alright everyone, enough slacking off- we got a booze fou- Time machine to find!"
>You and the guard get trotting, the guard is cautious about the tower
>"Do you think there might be another pony inside?"
"Maybe... Lilly, you coming?"
>Lilly kicks some gravel around
>"Errrrr... m-my name is lilliput... it was nice to meet you, mister penis pony. Maybe we can... grab... grab some hay some time?"
>You and the guard yell at her to hurry up
>"I gotta go... see you later."
>You wonder what you should expect from this tower
>>25493545
Well he's a stallion presumably living alone so expect an empty tower until you reach the top and his room is filled with a bunch of stallion shit and it's a mess.
Throw a rock in there and see what happens though.
sadly it's that time again, work and such
be back... maybe sometime tomorrow or sunday
