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Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbQCZnBeZ84
Old thread
>>25441117
First for lanky hillponies
Ha, I told my secret to the old horse right before we died
now you can't look at it again
How would you do a Wind Rider redemption?
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Episode preview
https://derpy.me/HooffieldsMcColtsNov. 21: Episode 524 – The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 – The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>>25445863
Nope, sorry Anon, everyone knows you want to be a cute megabusty satyr girl
>furry friends book club
>nobody has a fursuit
bunch of fucking POSERS
Fillyfication.
>>25445879
I don't see anything but a dead link
>>25445868
>best song in the next episode
Aw yiss
>>25445899
I'm here to show you who I aaaaaaaaaaaam...
>>25445851
So dependable!
Trixie is qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A79t_sPsh-w
Someone can make a webm of this pls?
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/11/15/1023068.gif
I'm fucking dying here, FFF really picked up the pace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GauuDCtfnJk
>>25445926
Was there ever any doubt?
>>25445926
I wanna move into trixie's slutwagon with her
I want to be turned into a cute anthro stallion
14 days.
>>25446084
yeah, so?
>>25446104
so post ponies!
Especially princessponies. They're the real deal.
pff
>>25446125
that's a cute horse
>>25445869
I thought I was the only one!
I can't wait to lezz out with my new best friend!
>>25446125
Nips' ponies are so cute.
>>25446130
>"Yall wanna go steal some copper wire an shoplift some shit to make meth with, Anon?"
>>25446084
What about pony cyborgs?
>>25446059
I want to watch you try to pack your adorably enormous horsepenis into lacy panties.
>>25446138
>Northern Excursion will never be continued
>>25446125
>shillout 4
>>25446142
>shillout equestria
>>25446125
d'aw-
>>25446132
holy shit what happened
>>25446150
Go back to /v/
>>25446125
Nice to see some fun pony art coming from new games.
We've slowed down in this so much compared to 2011/12.
Here comes the piss
gargle gargle gargle
>>25446162
>PINKY
>>25446132I want to cuddle with this qt ghoulpone.
>>25446154
Radiation happened
>>25446150
I wasn't even aware that it was FOE
I thought it was just a cyborg pone. Stop being so angry
>>25446138
I wish he didn't have so much rape in his art
I like the style, just often not the content
So this morning I woke up with a bug on the wall near me and I said "today I'm gonna clean this place up, then prepare for my tests".
I went downstairs and I stayed on the computer all day.
There's always tomorrow.
>>25445851
>Missed new episode due to personal engagements
>Go to watch it on my phone
>YouTube suddenly won't work anymore
Fuck
>>25446206
What tests are you gonna have, anon?
And, of course, do clean up the mess.
It's quite easy and takes an hour of your time at best... that's just some 20 posts on MLPG.
>>25446226
chemistry, entry exam for energetic engineering. It's easy shit.
>>25446232
Ah. Good luck, anyway!
I'll be having an Algebra 1 test this week, should be a piece of cake.Now analysis, on the other hand.
Never inn my life had I ever needed to even touch a math book and still got perfect scores and one shitty teacher later, I'll need to practice a lot of limits if I hope to get some score at all... sucks to be on the other side of the math world for once.
:^)
>>25446281
>Now analysis, on the other hand.
Oh yeah, that
that's really something
>>25446232
>easy shit
Ha, good luck
>>25446238
>Horselingerie
There will never be enough of this.
Do you like the new look?
>>25446325
>green haired girlDUDE
>>25446337
Fuck off
>>25446340
no you fuck off
why aren't you posting ponies, shitposter
you're as bad as him
Filly misses her home planet.
>>25446148
>No one will ever draw a comic about anon who puts on a pair of magical horsepanties and instead of becoming a mare he becomes a cute stallion
>and rarity decides to make good use of him
>>25446337
>>25446348
Seriously, you two.
Sexy teens.
>>25446390
https://derpiboo.ru/1023443?scope=scpea57afe889c6165c16a8fa0e70e6a3bf2eff605aa
>>25446428
in highschool universe years she is like 10,000 years old though
>>25446428
Nothing about EqG abominations is sexy
How many songs will the finale have?
We were promised 15 songs this season, so if we add the one coming up next week, it shouldn't be hard to see.
The only problem is that MLP Wiki also considers stuff like the short "song" during Brotherhooves Social as a separate piece so it's hard to say whether they were part of that 15 or not.
What do y'all think?
what do you think trixie is doing RIGHT NOW
>>25446428
Gotta admit, nearing 30 years old, I'd still love to plow some jailbait pussy.
>>25446457
I want to fuck that Bloom.
>>25446452
I want a victory song from Starlight.
>>25446444
what about their feet
>>25446456
its canon she likes to take odd jobs to pay for her expensive lifestyle or traveling the world and taking horse drugs
>>25446457
way too old
loli bloom or nothing
>>25446461
>>25446482
stop it
>>25446204
i dont know
some of it is kinda hot
>>25446495
lolis are overrated
>>25446461
That's pretty normal, my friend.
>>25446507
>all the incest this pic spawned
I DON'T HAVE IT SAVED
SOMEONE SAVE ME
>>25446514
Well I'm older than you. And I had bad color schemes before you made it popular.
>>25446523
>colt face
>>25446529
>colt train
>>25446507
>non-flat chest
>developed hips and thighs
grossss
>>25446520
do not worry comrade, I am of covering it
>>25446514
But we are both Anon
>booby
>>25446523
>And I had bad color schemes before you made it popular.
>>25446514
i want to mwah anon filly right on the snoot
how would she react
>>25446586
>those proportions
NO
>>25446457
>>25446507
Which do I breed with guys?
>>25446626
Yes
>>25446619
Very tsundere. She's still not accustomed to be girly after all.
>>25446634
Is
Is that Celestia
It says Celestia but I don't really see anything to indicate such
>>25446626
You haven't even considered all the options yet.
>>25446287
>Braeburn keking his cousin with his long-distance cousin
Does anyone think Hasbro is going to set up Mac and Marble? The Apple/Pie family relation has been the focal point of two episodes now. AJ and PP already seem to have their life goals pretty much achieved at this point in their lives so adding the family plotline would give them something to do. Having Mac and Marble hook up would make the family connection official and wash away any ambiguity, something I think AJ and PP would like. Also the writers do love their puns and I don't think they'd pass up the opportunity to name a foal Apple Pie.
>>25446649
please do not throw rocks at the butts
https://niceme.me/
I don't like this pony
>>25446695
what about this one
>>25446695
Well, she doesn't like you either
PURPLE
>>25446735
Purple?
>>25446743
I like this one better
>>25446697
Best human.
>>25446649
Perfect.
I like black.
Green is not your color.
Which pone will ascend next?
Will it beGlimmer?
Best new pony coming through
>>25446805
The Discovery Senpai logo is shit.
>>25446793
I'm hoping it'll beShimmer
>>25446793
Nyx
>>25446751
Why is Male Twilight so girly looking?
>>25446793
Glimmer is going to be Twilight student anon, this was spoiled by amazon.
>>25446827
>Amazon Twilight and Amazon Glimmer
unf??
>>25446827
Thanks for spoiling me, too
>>25446848
I'm not sure what he's talking about, they only leaked the last episode early
>>25446649
That person horse is okay.
Where is AA's human Silver Spoon and Donald Trump at?
>>25446848
I'm sorry.
>>25446875
yayponies?
It should be on iTunes tomorrow anyways
>>25446777
This isn't too big.
>>25446659
they are cute together
>>25446880
I'd call it the upper limit
any bigger and you need to grow the rest of her to keep up
>>25446866
and Trump
personhorse a shit
>>25446649
More humanized scoot pls
>>25446884
>>25446954
They're both qts.
Not sure who I'd pick though.
>>25446959
horse horse revolution
>>25446960
>humans have no wings
What is her disability now?
>>25446937
You're going to summon Goat like that.
And I agree.
>>25447006
Below the knee amputation?
>>25446981
more like a bluenicorn
*gurgle*
*glorp*
>>25446862
It was a book description in amazon.
>>25447006
Parkinsons.
Filly fell in love with a filly but doesn't know how to express her feelings to her.
>>25447007
Goat Train's humanquestria would be a nice place to liveeven if he does tend to draw undersized megatits
the russians have declared danger level orange in moscowit begins
>>25447006
She's as stupid as Sweetie.
>>25447030
Jesus, man.
>>25447036
Tell filly to be brave, be true to her feelings, and confess to the other filly.
>>25447139
what prompted them to do that?
>>25447006
robot legs
>>25447139
/pol/, you say that every time. I wish it was true, but every time it turns out it isn't.
Just shut up.
>>25447166
terrorist activity within their borders apparently
citizens guard or whatever it is has been activated and theyre tracking down muslims
Can anyone help me find a drawing ref of a pegasus flying directly at the viewer?
>>25447139
>http://russia.liveuamap.com/en/2015/27-july-in-moscow-cause-of-a-powerful-storm-declared-orange
>3 months ago
>because of a storm
I hope this goat pisses you off.
Which of the Mane Six would be most likely to drink? Least likely?
>>25447139
Begun, the race war has.
I want to shave off their eyebrows.
>>25447187
http://imgur.com/a/m7zQ2#0Don't know if it's there, just sharing.
>>25447187
Which leg carriage position?
Their weird "superman" pose, or the forelegs tucked pose?
>>25447213
Either one works. Bonus points for one where the pone is angled down, rather than up.
>>25447225
>>25447161
>but what if she's not into fillies?
>>25447232
yeah that's probably true, not many fillies are into fillies.
Hmm.
Well, I guess you're fucked, sweetie belle.
>>25447229
Thanks, that helps.
>>25447232
That's the risk you take when you have feelings for anyone, there's always the chance they'll turn you down.
The only way you'll know for sure is by putting yourself out there.
>>25447232
go hit up a transformation pony and get yourself turned into a massive stallion
fillies love stallions
>>25447180
ah, the chechens probably popped a boner from france or something and tried to follow their example
>>25447232
Then there's nothing that you can do that will make her. Sweetie, I know that crushing on somepony is probably one of the biggest events in your life thus far, but the sad fact of life is that ponies feel many crushes before finding love.
I know it's rough, but I was a kid too, once. Come on, let's go out for ice cream. It'll make you feel better.
>>25447246
welcome!
>>25447232
That's when you go to Twilight for hypnosis magic.
>>25447232
that's okay, I'm into fillies
>>25447265
unf unf hypnosis unf
>>25447271But you're not a filly.
>>25447276
you can't prove that
>>25447247
and the only way you'll get hurt is if you do.
See the problem there?
>>25447291
Shinji pls go.
>>25447291
yeah, she's not out hitting on other fillies right now
>>25447298
>linking more than several posts
>shitposting
fag
horse
>>25447335
Yes.
So how far removed were the current Hooffields and McColts from the original conflict? Moreover, how could they even make a living in the valley, or even meet mares to have foals with?
https://twitter.com/HasbroNews/status/659014338775228416
>Twilight has no wings
>>25447299
I've been called shinji before.
It hurts, anon.I see myself in shinji a lot
>>25447358
>So how far removed were the current Hooffields and McColts from the original conflict?
During the end when Fluttershy explains what happened to the village it shifts through multiple stages, I assume each stands for a generation
>Moreover, how could they even make a living in the valley
One grows food and also bombards the other with food. They don't really need any income, there is enough food.
Their fort was also build from the trees in the valley, they just cut them down, so no need for buying anything for that either.
>or even meet mares to have foals with?
Judging by their looks, they are very skilled in inbreeding.
>>25447359
>that Twilight Wings spammer was right all along
>>25447359
I can't wait for the reality alteration stuff from the finale.
I'm already revving up fetish drawing ideas.
>>25447359
They'll be going to somepony much more deserving of them.
the mares are booping again
>>25447428
rarity sure has some generous hips going on there
>>25447379
>Judging by their looks, they are very skilled in inbreeding.
>tfw from Appalachia
>tfw this is how people see me as
One reason I'm absoluetly disgusted by incest.
best McColt coming through
>>25447382
Yeah those wings are racist as fuck. Shame on Hasbro
>>25447428
that's super lewd
>>25447438
She's taking them on a big adventure
>>25447438
ain't it grand?
>>25447464
Whow Nelly!
>>25447428
I didn't know female Kangaroos were called mares too
>>25447470
no, I'm pretty sure you're anon.
>>25447464
>Rarity stealing AJs hat
unf
What are you listening to, MLPG?
>>25447525
music
>>25447456
>that guys cutiemark is a bone buried in a ponut
unf
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=UmGAV_1K-Q4
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKegiEGZac
>>254475254cc
>>25447525OPM intro
>>25447525
Mike Jeavons opening a german fan package.
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_TGvsk8_Ms
>>25447547
>that blush
she totally wants to give him a ride
>>25447525
This.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze51TGg7eko
>>25447569
>TOTALLY NOT!
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU
>>25447537
That's very relaxing
I wish I wasn't such a pleb, I have no idea what to look for to find nice classical music
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xSp_GER8bw
>>25447018
sounds like somepony needs a testicle massage
>>25447613
A nice slow, thorough one
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akwxlvmk0BA
Going on three hours
>Stranger: What are your hobbies?
>You: Uh...
>You: uuuuuuuuuuuh
>You: I sit in front of the computer.
>You: before I know it, it's dark.
>You: I repeat the process every day of the week.
>>25447613
>somepony
>>25447598
>That's very relaxing
Hehehe, keep listening. The guy starts fucking assaulting the piano at parts.
I can't really say any great ways to just fine all the classical music you'll like best.
The best is to just spend some energy on exploring yourself. Usually, within the world of classical music, there's a pretty good relation between what is famous and popular and what is genuinely great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR_X98LxER8
>>25447635
well obviously, that's not the sort of thing you can just rush through
>>25447641
I'm not in the business of massaging human testicles
now, humans with horseballs, I'll consider. But that's a special case.
It's funny because boobs!
I'm going to beb
Friendly reminder to transform
>>25447651
Did all their nose genes go into their boobs instead?
>>25447651
>Rayman horns
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWRmzUfCv0I
>>25447651
Look how happy she imagines herself with big titties.
>>25447651
come on Moondancer
don't you want to a princess
every little girl wants to be a princess
>>25447651
One day I'm going to take away all of your boobs
>>25447651Oh to be 12 again and genuinely turned on by breasts.
>>25447651
Why can't I just have a pair of nice, petite, perky little breasts?
>>25447650
>you will never grow a monster horsecock and knee hanging ponynuts
>>25447651
unf
>>25447681
truly the best kind
>>25447672
oh man, you're gonna have a giant rack
be sure to take pics when you do it
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU
I wanna date Gloomy
The fillies are escaping.
>>25447651
Try again.
>>25447709
I dunno if you can, she's sort of like community property
>>25447673
being easily aroused is a blessing and a curseand it's not just the breasts, it's the overall size difference
>>25447718
If you love her, let her go 'cause love only gets you down
>>25447709
>"Everyone loves my sister more than me! I should have never introduced her."
>>25447735
I love you more Marker, Gloomy is too lethargic for me
>>25447735
Wasn't there an episode about this?
>>25447735
I still love Marker
>>25447735
But I prefer your other sister instead.Wings are my weakness.
>>25447718
where is scootaloos wang
>>25447683
>the only way to get a huge horsedick is by sucking off a huge horsedick and chugging down monster loads
>but once you hit the critical mass of hugeness, sucking yourself off counts and makes you grow
>>25447718
Where are her wings
>>25447759
What have you done, anon!?
Now she's gonna spam Larson's mail until he gives in to her demands.
>>25447525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-80zLGzgXc
>>25447785
>you can feel your nuts get lighter as your stomach bulges
>you can feel your stomach slim down as your nuts grow even heavier than before
>>25447759
>sister
>>25447822
Lets not get the Russians back in this.
>>25447822
it's mare love
Unicorns are asleep.Post pegasi.
>Twilight will never show you her new genital piercing
>>25447850
aw yeah
>>25447850
It's pegasi time
>>25447822
In Russia homosexual mares are illegal!
>>25447822
>tfw we never made contact with our Jap brothers
Russia is cool and all, but those Japs were so innocent.
>>25447861
STOLEN VALOR!!
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>25447725
We don't make mistakes
We just have happy accidents
>>25447850
What about Alicorns?
>>25447806
>you decide to go share the wealth
>it's only when you meet an aspiring hyper-anon that you realize the rest of you has grown up too
>he looks so small when you're looking down from eight foot something
What happened with this, anyway?
https://derpiboo.ru/773238
>>25447916
hahaha
>>25447931
>you're so much larger, he could help swell you more directly
>easing his flare into your urethral mouth and hosing down your testes with hot gluey spunk
>>25447937
>you will never be a little girl
>your OC will never make it into the show
>you will never be the envy of your friends
>>25447956
>that feel
>>25447916
That'll be our little secret.
>>25447946
>easing his flare into your urethra
>>25447525https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J6XWDX0CjE
>>25447977
Same, AJ, same...
brush the pone
BRUSH IT
Touch her cutie mark, Anon.Feel her magic.
>>25448003
Can I touch Bush Cuddle's qtmark?
>>25448046
are they dating?
>Piss on my face, anon.
>>25448063
no
get out of my house
>>25448057
No.
>>25448063
Absolutely not.
Go and play thirsty flower somewhere else
>>25448081
>can't find my nedroid EA edit anymore
>>25448070
>>25448080
>>25448081
You're no fun...
>>25448143
I'm here for you, anon.
>>25448009
>>25447997
>pony autobrushllatio
unfo
>>25448154
Yes, thank you Anon
Please don't besmirch the ponies with your disgusting human bodily fluids.
>>25448176
EA why don't you scat with me anymore
>>25448180
but it's cool if I drink theirs, right?
Filly the filly and all of her alternate counterparts.
>>25447547
Knock the nightmare right outta her.
>>25448126
poor little 3rd wheel apple
>>25448226
Don't kill the horses
>>25448233
Her nightmare is a virus, not a horse.
>>25447651
That's a nice looking Twilight, and Moondancer looks like shit as always
>>25448244
But how is Luna gonna survive that "exorcism"?
Man, I am pathetic
>>25448269
we know, Fluttershy
>>25448063
What a cute, fun loving little pone!
>>25448193I haven't really been feeling the filth lately.Honestly I haven't done a lot of lewd at all lately.
Man, why is she so pathetic?
what does an aroused mare smell like
>>25448337I hope you feel better
>>25448358
we're going to splash you with some scent so you can go ask stallions for a definitive answer.
>>25448358
Shame and autism
>>25448358
cherries and almonds
but fillies are completely different than adult mares
>>25448384
I want to bury my face into NEET Pone's behind and go to townon her nether region with my tongue.
Go on take the pony and run
are they fucking
>>25448423
we ain't gonna let anon escape justice
>>25448421
Yes.
While Discord watches while wearing his chastity cage.
>>25448421
Till the slatted frame collapses.
>>25448421
duh
and now discord's in on it too
he at first just didn't like her having more than one ''friend''
>>25448423
That was a fun quest. I kinda want to run another one like it at some point.
>>25448471
horse panties are just the best
>>25448471
what quest was it
>>25448416
https://www.reddit.com/r/Horses/comments/3svr0x/we_bought_this_guy_off_the_killtruck_last_week/
what happens if you dont
>>25448510
look at all those horses
Give me the fillies.
>>25448538
Why does Bender love fillies so much
>>25448503
I have it in my folders as Housewatching Quest, but it never really had an official name. We were supposed to be watching this tennis mare's house for the weekend while she went off to a big tournament, but we ended up throwing a party with Pinkie Pie instead or something.Also the tennis mare was totally dating Dash at one point, but I don't think I made that totally obvious, just hinted at it.It was a fun flying-by-the-seat-of-my-pants kinda thing, and I think other people enjoyed it too?
>>25448556
Pimping.
Your favourite pony want to be a princess
Nyx is scared of the thunder.
>>25448564
yes I can vouch, I am other people and also enjoyed it
>>25448580
That's good
because I want all the ponies to be princessesand all the ponies are my favorite pony
>>25448580
dat Twilight face <3
>>25448599
And then once everyone is a princess
No one will be
>>25448580
That is an adorable Celestia.
>>25448633
syndrome pls
your aims were noble but your philosophy was retarded
>>25448580
Alright, what would be her first decree?
>>25448641
>Creates tech that is decades ahead of its time
>Wastes it on some pants on head retarded plan
He deserved being sucked into that jet turbine.
>>25448657Wonderbolts
>>25448641
>your aims were noble
No they weren't.
>>25448580
why the fuck gave celestia the authority to make princesses
>>25448662
for real
>>25448671
it's been a long time since I've seen that movie, but IIRC had he not been stone cold retarded he could have greatly improved quality of life for everyone
>>25448556
Everyone loves fillies.
>>25448672
it's her right as an immortal goddess
>>25448580
Oh my god thats adorable.
And pretty much what happened. One day Twilight did a thing, and then Celestia princessed Twi up just for the hell of it.
Now purple booksmart goes around introducing herself to everyone as "princess of friendship".
pony-cult
>>25448689
well you got me there
>>25448686
He's like a nega-Glimmer
Instead of pounding down all the specials, he'd raise everyone up to their level
Well, at the cost of neverending global warfare
And also necessitated genocide of supers to test and advance his tech
But you can't make an omelette without cracking eggs
>>25448751
>neverending global warfare
what
>necessitated genocide of supers
I wouldn't say necessitated
he could have kept the kiddy gloves on and not murdered anyone
>>25448767
>keep the kid gloves on
Then how would he get accurate data if they weren't fighting for their lives? Besides, it also served to remove any supers who would have stood in his way come the day he puts his plan into motion.
Did you know you're all my very best_________________?
Pony Ackbar.
>>25448781
he wouldn't have anyone standing in his way if his plan wasn't "fucking kill everyone I'm jealous of"
>>25448726
but the princess magic came from twilight
>>25448767
He outright stated that he sold his inventions, and he's clearly developed quite a few weapons. Also given that the milieu is spytech-inspired Cold War era, there's a lot of potential buyers...
>>25448797little ponies!
>>25448797
>YES
>COME ON ANON YOU CAN DO IT
>>25448811
I told you not to talk to anon
>>25448811
Those are tears of joy, right?
>>25448686
>>25448751
>>25448808
you also have to remember that brad bird is an objectivist from the school of rand
>>25448808
that's my point
he could have been Boeing Commercial Aircraft instead of Lockheed arms
Filly got bullied in school after the news of her being your filly pet went public.
>>25448847
Somehow I feel like this is supposed to trigger a specific vitriolic response.
>>25448726
little does she know her wings are fake
celestia just got them from a costume shop and glued them on
twilight thinks she's flying but celestia just gave her a levitation spell
>>25448865
the other fillies are just jealous
>>25448812
I wish to be the little pony.
>>25448870
not at all
it just informs his heroes and villains
>>25448880
I wish to be a slightly littler pony
>>25448887
I wish to be the littlest pony
>>25448876
I guess that's why she's such a poor flyer
Pony's looking for a lover
>>25448887
just give it another minute
>>25448896
I wish to be the littlestest pony.
Then I will descend into the microverse and be as a god.
YOU GUYS
MARSHALL LEE IS GONNA SING A SONG YOU GUYS
>>25448912
it's ponies all the way down
even the quark ponies are made up of ponies
Pony applied a Want-It-Need-It spell to herself in the middle of a busy human town.
>>25448924
IS IT A SONG ABOUT BUTTFUCKING?
>>25448912
That sounds too little, you win
My leftist pony
>>25448907
I choose to believe someone has enlarged her regaliaso that she can grow into it all over again
Bacon McDoubleBacon McDouble
>>25448936
economics is magic
>>25448952
Fillies can't weh.
pony joined an obscure foreign guerilla army
>>25448966
what the fuck
Pony saysI'll dare you, come out! You coward! Now it's me, or you.
>>25448995
no seriously
what
>>25448964
Join pony. My life isn't exactly going anywhere clear right now.
>>25448657
Systematic execution of all factory personnel
>>25449032
What kind of anthro goat is this?
>>25449053
What is it girl?
Did Fluttershy fall down the old well again?
Remember when people in MLPG used to draw ponies
those were the days
>>25449053
Remember folks, this is the face of a terrorist.
>>25448945
I like the cut of your jib, Anon.
>>25449032
remember when applebeans was cool, i wonder what happened to him.
>>25449071
>>25448966
>>25448995
>>25449032
>>25449081
Did this person draw large cats a long time ago?
>>25449091
Applejack's barn on fire?
>>25449107
>>25449020I'm going tosyriain like a month, wish me luck
>>25449121
Ohhh
You just want your belly rubbed. I am an expert at Dash communications.
>>25449123
I uh...
someone get Rarity
It sure is great that Dash is mute now
It'll take some getting used to having to respond to her trying to talk to us through body movement
>>25449076
Glad to hear it
My true dream is to give a pretty princess such as herself a slinky but much-too-large dress so she can grow intoand then out ofit.Ideally with a reusable, breakaway design so when she's done with it she can pass it on to a friend.
>>25449132
I'll take care of your pony for you.
>>25449155
Is Rarity a fluffer for her sister's mates?
>>25449142
>>25449156
what do you suppose she's trying to tell us now?
>>25449189
Rarity your sister is acting lewd
What's the deal
>>25449173
Is the dress enchanted to do that kind of thing?It'd be a lot of fun to watch her face as she realizes what's going on.
>>25449179
holy shit why am I laughing so hard
>>25449192
You want your... penis rubbed?
>>25449221
>>25449227
She's pent up
Just give her horsecock a good old rub
>>25449196
Looks like she's admitting to the factory terror attacks that happened last fall
>>25449236
Dash is terrible at charades
>>25449236
>>25449252
yes I know dash, you haven't had release in a while
I'll get you some pizza when we're done
>>25449236
That's the fourth time this week!
The fillies are out in force today.
>>25449252
You want to be a pretty little filly in a dress?
we all do Dash, we all do
>>25449264
Fluttershy probably cuddled her way up through the ranks
>>25449268
Release the colts, they will take care of them.I'm not responsible for any pregnancies, though.
>>25449258
>>25449270
>>25449268
are they fun fillies?
>>25449295
Look, dash, we're not going to jerk you off in front of your friendsUnless you want to, of course
>>25449297
They are communist fillies from Horse Russia.
>>25449308
The name is a much better pun in Russian.
>>25449308
Oh, so they definitely know how to form a party then
>>25449297
Maybe.
>>25449305
>>25449327
Dash, I can't jerk you off if you go to sleep
I want to become the Imperial Mane Brusher.
>>25447864
Censor the wings.
>>25449209
I suppose it would have to be
And yes it would. You've got the initial "uh, this is technically wearable, but only barely" phase, that goes in to the "feels good" growy portion where she starts to fill it out. Then there's a peaceful pause when she hits the proper size for the dress that quickly turns into panic as the seams start to split. She's calm down again once she figured out that it's tearing away a bit too easily and that it wasn't actually damaged. Then she gets to spend the rest of the evening being huge and naked!
The real fun part is when Celestia passes it on to Luna. Being out of the enchantment scene for a while, Luna would have absolutely no idea such things were possible and would totally flip the whole time.
Twilight would be the total opposite, she'd recognize it for what it was right away and just play along to give her donor a good show.
I'm not sure how exactly Cadence would react, but Shining Armor would absolutely love it.My favorite would be Princess Twist. Mostly because of her "what, I wasn't big enough already?" reaction.
>>25449332
Well you can...
>>25448437
Discord will be back to evil and be dead in Season 6.
>>25449361
She's getting her juices everywhere!
>>25449356
I'm so glad we're having more ponies with thicker eyebrows
best season
>>25449357Twist's growth becomes permanent - the enchantment had a strange interaction with her body where it didn't augment her size, it merely unlocked it.
>>25448449
Discord is a bad guy.
>>25449374
That is going to be a very strange rain storm when that cloud finally gets used
>>25449372
You can't kill the Spirit of Chaos, Racist Wing Anon.
>>25448952
Ah ah ah ah...
My leftist pony
I used to wonder what a workers life could be
My Marxist pony
Then you introduced class struggle to me
Organize the proletariat
Communist party
Seize the means of production
Collectivize private property
My leftist pony
Death to the bourgeois...
>>25449387
>Wowza, the rain tastes good today!
>>25448580
That's cloud talk, faggot.
>>25449384
Yes, a "strange interaction"
totally not even remotely caused by a spell she intentionally cast during the process
Not at all
>>25448599
No, it's part of Hasbro's scandal.
>>25449384
>>25449408
wait, fuck
I thought you said Twilight's
>>25448726
Twilight Sparkle will quit as princess in Season 6.
>>25449179
>clock is stuck on 9/11
It's the little touches.
>>25449043
Is that Powerpuff Girls Extreme?
These two are so sophisticated.I would like them to have meaningful relationship that will result in each of them expressing each other's love in the form of a lewd image.
>Why haven't you confessed to her yet?
>>25449455
because I think she's only into other mares
>>25449380
I just noticed moondancer has the same coloured eyes as Twilight.
>>25449481
COINCIDENCE?!?
>>25449357
welp
I know what I'm drawing after dinner tonight.
>>25449455
i did and she blocked me on tumblr
>>25449445
>Planting his carrot seeds in her fertile soil
>>25449499
IS IT FUTA MEGADICKS?
>obsessed-with-her-studies Twilight
>failed-pupil Twilight
>shit-at-magic Twilight
>misguided Twilight
>failed-clone-of Twilight
How many Twilights do we need?
>>25449388
Imagine Discord is suck by the Dementor's kiss and be dead or be blasted by Optimus Prime.
>>25449499
what a shit font that is annoying to read
>>25449455
I don't have a 'her.'
>>25449499
Aw yeeNext in line after Princess Twist is Princess Diamond Tiara. Unfortunately, Twist's "malfunction" caused the dress to stretch and swell with her instead of tearing away after critical mass. So now the dress is much too large and misshapen for a young princess to put to use.
>>25449524It should be, obviously the dress comes a similar pair of panties that enlarges the princess's futacock to truly epic proportions.
Those are still fully functional after Twist's little adventure, so it least DT gets to be fucking hung.
>>25449499
>tfw no big gf
>>25449530
who the fuck is the green twilight
>>25449542
Him
>>25449455
There is no 'her' lovebutt.
>>25449530
will twily ever make some friends who werent evil super villains trying to kill everyone?
>>25449455
I sorta did.
Her barn door doesn't swing that way.
>>25449561
she's got a couple useless friends in AJ and Fluttershy
>>25449554
I don't have a 'him.'
>>25449499
ALL I WANNA DO
IS SEE YOU TURN INTO
A GIANT WOMAN
>>25449524
>FUTA MEGADICKS
oh boy my fav
>>25449445
>>25449523
It just came to me that the few seconds we see of this has to be some kind of innuendo, it fucking HAS to be.for the sake of good content being produced.
>>25449455
She's not real.
>>25449576
Them
>>25449583
Especially when they're onanthros.
>>25449455
Because she's married and pregnant with some other guy's kid.
>>25449571
>Her barn door doesn't swing that way.
Yeah, that's the oldest trick in the book
>anon you're so nice but I'm gay so uh sorry but I can't see myself get it on with you
>she gets a friend to help her pretend she's her girlfriend
But hey at least you have a bitching friend. Not many people would actually go through all that trouble not to break your heart.
>>25449607
I haveno one
>>25449561
She's like Goku in that department.
>>25449610
futa megadick anthros will always be #2 to me after regular futa magadick horses
>>25449576
xir
>>25449621
>pretending to be lesbian
>actually acting lesbian
No bitch thinks that far ahead
>>25449585
I think >>25447864 was intentional by the animators as well.
I have to a simple, yet incredible conclusion.
All must burn.
>>25449621
She didn't seem like the sort of person who would do that.
She was...sweet.
I gave her a Pinkie Pie once. She was so happy.
>>25449571
>not curing her lesbianism with your dick
>>25449657
Lesbians love dicks. Everyone loves dicks. They just don't like the men they're attached to.
>>25449644
>actually acting lesbian
tell me anon, how do lesbians "act"
is it any different from how regular girls act
is it more akin to how gay people act
>>25449655
oh I take that back, she just used you to get that pinkie pie and then pretended to be gay.
That's a terrible friend, anon.
>>25449657
I think my asshole has a case of the lesbianisim.
Could you come over to my place and cure it?
>>25449583
SWEETIE BELLE
>>25449677
It was a christmas present.
>>25449671
So in that case are lesbians just straight guys? I love dicks but I don't like the men they're attached to.
Does that mean I am lesbian trapped in a man's body?
>>25449698
Sure, that was what she wanted you to believe, anon! She purposefully changed every calendar in the room! She set your phone on december 25th! SHE THREATENED THE WHOLE TOWN AND MADE THEM PRETEND IT WAS CHRISTMAS
YOUR "FRIEND" IS A DEMON
AND NOW SHE HAS TAKEN PENKO'S SOUL
>>25449712
translation:
I am a very pretty mare
>>25449692
What a nasty question
>>25449655
>tfw on my first boss's last day before he transferred to another store I gave him a McDonald's Pinkie Pie
>He was gay as fuck, but also 50, fat and bald and only effeminate in that he was a beta
>He genuinely liked the gift because it was silly and personal (everyone I worked with found out I liked ponies months before)
>He said he would name her after me, basically Anonlina Jolie
>>25449714
Anon, you're scaring me.
>>25449753
FEAR NOT ANON
I WILL PURGE THAT DEMON AND REND UNTO CESARS PINKO'S SOUL
FOR THE MOTHERLAND!
>>25449722
nasty, but fun!
>>25449714
Phallus worship is probably man's first religion
>>25449766
Pls no...
>>25449779
It is half of MLPGs current religion
>>25449693
I like the concept of sweetie belle being a super depraved pervert and constantly astonishing rarity with sexual comments and her fetishes
>>25449796
and the correct half worships our lord and savior, Celestia
>>25449813
>tfw both
https://derpibooru.org/861793
>>25449809
So a teenager then
What does it mean?
>>25449845
I think the but glow happens whenever a pony has a cutie mark related epiphany
>>25449813
i would that celestia
>>25449831
>I missed out on teenage sex
Think of all the freaky things I could have done
>>25449863
I bet it feels like a warm sunny day while you're inside her
>>25449859
>cutie mark epiphanies give ponies a temporal talent-related powerup
>this happens
>>25449893
Anon! No!
The ponies are not for unbirthing!
>>25449955
But they are for birthin'.Why weren't there any Other M jokes after this episode?
>>25449946
pony pls
cut that out
>>25449955
that's not what I meant little purple
>>25449974
This.
They are made for impregnating.
I love both pony Fluttershy and Eqg Fluttershy. I would marry either of them
>>25450007
What would the 3 of you do together?
>>25450029
*4
his pony-self gets to play along too
>>25450029
snuggle up and watch a pixar movie
>>25449894
Bon Bon what are you doooooing
>>25450047
whatever the fuck she wants
she's powered up now
>>25450047
She'sabout to get very angry
>>25449455
>Got to talking to a qt at work
>Hit it off well
>Got her number
>Texted a bit
>Haven't gotten the chance to talk to her at work other than a passing "hi"
>haven't texted her in a while
>She didn't respond to the last I sent her
>Suddenly feel like she doesn't want to talk anymore
JUST
>>25450060
Super lesbians
>>25450071
send her a dick pic, anon
it'll let her know you love her
>>25449455Because she isn't real.And I've missed my chance of making anything of myself anyway, so I'm completely undesirable as a partner. Of all the fish in the sea, I'm the one no one wants because it's ugly and probably tastes bad.
>>25450088
You can't fool me twice, Anon. I'm not talking advice from 4chan ever again.
>>25450103
>not following the 4chan code
what the fuck are you doing with your life
What exactly did Sunset Shimmer do for three years?
>>25450134
run a fucking school by pretending to be several years younger than she actually was
>>25450134
Fucked every teenager in school. Got nice blackmail material from it.
>>25450136
>The older, experienced bad girl taking advantage of all the simple-minded high school boys
>Getting all that young, underaged dick
It was a good plan, but short-sighted
>>25450118
I ask myself that every day yet I can't come up with an answer.
>>25450042
I bet she'd like Inside Out
>>25450146
Shimmer was never one for the long gameplan
what exactly do you think she was going to do if she had gotten away with stealing the element of magic?
>>25450096
>Of all the fish in the sea, I'm the one no one wants because it's ugly and probably tastes bad.
Oh man, I'm totally using that.
>>25450156
hey there hot stuff
>>25450170
Fair point.
She was going to march an army of teenage zombies through a magical mirror and attempt to overtake armed Canterlot Castle guards and the two princesses.
Which, yeah, is a pretty shitty plan.
>>25450156
>you will never play classic vidya with Sugar
>>25450170
After her army of demon horse humans were obliterated in Equestria she would return to the portal and hide for some years, I guess.
>>25450186
>because she'd rather play semi-modern vidya instead
>>25449974
Because Other M sucked and doesn't deserve mention
>>25450218
But THE BABY.
>Fluttershy's enormous bosom
>>25450096I've given up years ago on finding a romantic partner. Sometimes I get the urge but after I fap it goes away.
If you're lonely get a dog.
...and don't fuck it.
>>25450232
>Celestia's visibly leaking nips
>>25450156
>trash
I guess that's fair.
>>25450210
>implying she wouldn't like to have someone show her through Earthbound, Chrono Trigger, Super Metroid, and FF6Also since it's a fantasy, she also wouldn't mind if I played with her huge tits while she was at it
Remember that time Princess Cadance got bloated with 14 L of zebra cum and somehow convinced Shining Armor that he was the father of the child?
what sort of thoughts is she thinking with her squishy purple brain
Why aren't you cuddling a pone right now?
>>25450256
are you sure her brain's purple and not grey
>>25450247
That's not so bad, that's only 2 zebras ya know.
>>25450260
because no pone
>>25450237Already have a dog. He's about two years past where his breed normally dies. Every day I worry the he'll just stop moving, even though I know in my heart that he's already on borrowed time.
>>25450247
she didn't convince him, he knew and accepted the terms when he married the princess of love
>>25450237
>filename
that's a very rude thing to call a cuddly pone like her
WITNESS ME, ANON
DADDY GATOR SEES ALL.
>>25450243
anon pls, she's doing the "patient gamer" thing where she's only about a generation behind
She'd be more likely to play Metroid Prime or a vanilla WoW private server.And yes, it's expected that you're going to be pawing at her tits if you're not playing something together. Considering the nature of hyper anthroponies, she's also probably going to make you deal with the monster futacock she's got about half the time.
>>25450296
I'm still bothered that she didn't used her shield spell in this episode at all.
>>25450296
*empties bladder*
>>25450291
>>25450305
Metroid Prime works for meAs does a monster futacock and heavy, kneadable balls
>>25450321
Oddly enough, her package isn't always there. But when it is, it's there in force.
>>25450310
>...
>anyway, have you been saved?
>>25450296
No thanks, we already got one.
>>25450156
what a qt
>>25450342
you have a griffon Celestia?
>>25450333I just hope she doesn't want to stuff it into me. I'm more than happy to rub and stroke and lick and suck on it, but I can't take her unless I'm a hyperfuta like she is.
>>25450260
pones aren't real
>tfw no minotaur lore episode
>>25450310
>Twilight just teleports it right back in
>>25450359
Yes. She's very nice.
>>25450371
c-can we see her?
pony is making metal covers of the hinny of the hills soundtrack
>>25450362Nah, at that scale she's more likely to shove you in to it.Then again, I guess she is a short little thing, so that probably wouldn't work either.
>>25450375
Of course not! You are pony types!
I'M GOING TO MARRY PRINCESS GILDA
>>25450386That sounds fine to me. I could use her cock like a sleeping bag on the nights she has it and get spunked out in the morning when she wakes up.
>>25450416
>climb in it for bed time
>she wakes up, devoid of morning wood
>the massive balls that served as your cocoon are totally missing
>she freaks, until she feels you sloshing around in one of her tits
>she's got no idea how she's gonna get you out, but at least you're safe
colt's a dude
mare's a dude
stallion's a dude
'cuz we're all dudes hey
Why aren't you drawing
It's time!
>>25450477
is she a fucking homestuck now or what
>>25450477
Did she joined a cult?
>>25450475
becausefuck you, I am
>>25450475
nice windows
>>25450475oh god please no
>>25450479
>>25450479
>>25450479
Got your books?
>>25450507
Come on, Xieril, just a quick sketch?Make Dash proud
>>25450507
Why can't you into drawing?
>>25450521I MEANT WHAT HE'S GONNA DO ON THAT DRAWING
I'm working on my finals right now I'm already making Dash AND Twilight proud
>>25450463Oh I was thinking I keep my head poking out of her flare while I sleep.And also invest in massively oversized silicone horsepussy fleshlights so I can slide one up and down her cock as she struggles to focus on her game.
>>25450551oh shit yeah, then good luck dude!
>>25450564thanks, buddy
I love Princess Diamond Tiara
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