![349407__safe_equestria+girls_fox+news_red+eye[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HozF7Yu.jpg "349407__safe_equestria+girls_fox+news_red+eye[1].jpg")
Appearantly ponies really are for sexual.
>Fox news
>>25444298
PTS go away
>>25444323
How did you know it was from PTS?
See mom? I told you but you wouldn't believe me.
>>25444298
>2013
>This is the first time I've heard of this
I blame you guys
>>25444298
Women feel threatened by horses?
>>25444432
They know that horses are competition
>>25444355
>2013
Get out newfag
>>25444512
Seriously, just leave me alone. I will not hesitate to call the police. Yes, that's right, the police. I bet you didn't think of that when you left your "trolling" comment, did you now? Not that I'd expect someone of your obviously very low intellect to know the law.
>>25444298
Man, this is from 2013.
But if you'd like to see it:
http://video.foxnews.com/v/2479794772001/new-my-little-pony-characters-too-sexy/?#sp=show-clips
It's surprisingly not negative towards the fandom.
>>25444588
-Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.
>>25444588
>"Hello 911 what is your emergency?"
"Y-yes I saw this cool website on my daddy's computer a-and it wanted to see what it was and some meanie hurt my feeeeeelings!"
>>25444688
Hope you enjoy prison you fucking ass, because trust me, I WILL have you reported and justice WILL be served.
>>25444709
Try that with me, cocksucker, I guarantee you that you can't.
>>25444709
FAGGOT
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>>25444709
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>25444588
holy shit senpai, you're such a faggot.You're being a faggot on purpose though. Right?
>>25444709
CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL
![Bill-Schulz-Red-Eye[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mK0r3jS.jpg "Bill-Schulz-Red-Eye[1].jpg")
>>25444660
>It's surprisingly not negative towards the fandom.
I know, that Danny Sexbang lookalike was way more apologetic towards the fanbase than I am, and I'm part of the goddamn fanbase.
>>25444728
>>25444751
>>25444767
>>25444773
>>25444752
WOW. FUCKING SERIOUSLY? HERE I AM, TRYING TO ENJOY MYSELF ON THE INTERNET WITH FUNNY PICTURES, VIDEOS AND SUCH AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK AND THIS IS HOW YOU FUCKING RESPOND TO ME?
ALL OF YOU ARE MASSIVE ASSHOLES, AREN'T YOU?
>>25444835
Yeah, generally.
If you don't like leave.
>>25444835
Too sleepy to tell if serious... so have a gif.
>>25444835
>>25444881
>>25444893
How do you have the nerve to call me something like this? It does show what kind of person you are if you act this way towards you fellow humans. It makes me sad too see that this it the status quo. If you think this is an acceptable way to act towards people then there will be no hesitation on my part to call the authorities and make sure you are tracked down and that punishment is served. I am deeply sorry that you that too get involved with this, but you brought it upon yourself.
>>25444835
Keep it to yourself you little bitch. No one cares.
>>25445144
On a scale of Taint Troubled to Hind Holocaust, how bothered would you describe your booty?
>>25445144
I know he's just pretending but this anon's simply the best.
>>25445183
>>25445169
Ha, jokes on you guys my dad is driving me to your houses right now. Equipped with my fedora and mu plushie, you feel my wrath. I said I would tell the police before, but I don't need them anymore. I am stronger then any of you will ever be, because I browse /fit/ ever single day, and have been working out everyday for minutes on end. I have lost 10 pounds in my 5 months on this website. If you say sorry and leave this place I will turn around and forget this ever happened
I hope you make the right choice
>>25445242
fuck im sorry dont hurt me please
>>25445242
Masturbating doesn't count, Anon.don't touch me with your filthy fap hands, Anon.
>>25445251
Haha the battle has been won, I am glad too see that someone is on my intellectual level here, if I knew you IRL i'm sure we would be great friends. I even have a collection of fedoras that you might be interested in, I assure you that they are in great condition (They have only been covered in sperm three times each). Anyway your choice was correct and I applaud how you used your logical skills to inform yourself on what was the best action in this situation. My business in this thread is almost done, as I must keep watch for any more degenerates. Good day to you fine sir
>>25445342
>only three times each
>>25444835
The amazing thing is not how awful this bait is, but how fast people jumped on it.
>>25445313
Then was does count. I'll have you know tat you are not the master of the universe, and that masturbating is a fine a pleasurable way to exercise the mind body and soul. The practise helps to clear my glorious atheist mind, and by saying these things are you implying that you believe in a religion? I hope you find the path to enlightenment and join me on my crusade
>>25445342
This is the hero /mlp/ needs but doesn't deserve.
>>25445420
>was
>tat
>practise
Clearly your atheist mind isn't so glorious after all.
>>25445400
I assure you that I am fully serious, why would I, or anyone for that matter, lie, be disengenues or "bait" anyone.I have taken the sacred fedora promise to be myself anywhere I go and be the best person I can. With this tactic I have won the hearts of many fair ladies and won many internet battles, try this and you can join me on my quest to be the very best
>>25445453
No one is perfect and I am an example. I apologize for my incompetence and I assure you that this will not happen in the future. I would also like like to point out that the image you have used to display your emotion seems to be for creatures that are of very small stature. I hope next time you reconsider your actions next time you decide to post and make sure you are fully committed to the choice you make.
>>25444301
True, but Red Eye was awesome.
>>25445797
I-
what?
Sauce.
>>25445808
nvm found it, not the best quality
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4479164/fridays-halftime-report/#sp=show-clips
>>25445808
I forget when it aired but search "red eye applejack". The dude slaps Applejack's picture up and says "Applejack always related".
>>25445830
>>25445857
Shit, it's a horsefucker conspiracy!
>>25444688
>>25444767
>>25444728
>>25444751
>>25444773
>>25444881
>>25444893
>>25444947
>>25445169
Holy fuck. You people are literally the biggest morons I've seen today.
This is some of the fucking oldest bait in the book, bait that you only need common sense to catch.
And don't fucking tell me you were just pretending to play along, because some of you were actually saying you couldn't tell if he was being serious.
You just ruined my fucking day with your stupidity.
God damn I fucking hate this place.
>>25445920
It's generally pretty difficult for autistic people to distinguish between bait and authentic rage, and well... this is /mlp/.
Thanks for "playing along" I had a good time writing some shitty responses to your posts. If you were being serious I hope you learn your copypasta and don't act like this again
>>25445797
What does Applejack have to do with the kike mayor of New York City?
>>25447084
They're both retarded
>>25445920
It's okay anon. We hate you right back.
Kuk
they were talking about EqG in that segment
>>25444947
now THAT is a hot ass
>>25447084
The mayor, when he was younger, owned a My Little Pony.
>>25444773
>"Autism can't be cured."
"It's a disease. Yes it can."
>"No. It can't. It must be destroyed. "
"...What?"
>"You have to find the first autist and drive a silver dagger through its heart. Then you have to cut its head off and burn the remains."
"Are you sure you aren't thinking of vampires?"
>>25447255their basements, do they not
>"They mostly live in their basements, do they not?
"Well... I guess"
>"I have proved my point, autism and vamparism are one in the same"
"Can't argue with the facts"
Consequences will never be the same.
Sure is ml/b/ in here.
I missed it when they went after other boards instead of just us and only us.
Fuck that c_uck moot and fuck his rule 15.
>>25447600
Who?
>>25444660
>"No girl should want to grow up to be a horse."
>>25444298
Please tell me this is a shoop. PLEASE. Red Eye is cringy enough.
>>25444301
>implying Fox News is particularly bad
It's not.
>>25447812
>It's not
pretty much CNN is always trying to stay relevant.
most liberals go to daily show now.
which isn't a news source
>>25445797
Jesus the forehead on the guy at the centre top might have its own zip code.
>>25447856
CNN used to not be terrible. Before Fox, they were extremely left-wing then they changed and didn't suck. Then they degraded. CNN's coverage of the Boston bombing attacks was atrocious.
TDS with John Stewart hasn't been funny since 2007. If you ever got your news from TDS you're an idiot.
>>25445400
>>25445920
nigga u dont understand
