Tell me, Anon. Just what do you LOVE about me?
- Home
- Board: /mlp/ - My Little Pony
- Reading: Tell me, Anon. Just what do you LOVE about me?
We respect your right to privacy. You can choose not to allow some types of cookies. Your cookie preferences will apply across our website.
>"Tell me, Anon. Just what do you LOVE about me?"
>>25426575
"Well for one, you aren't all obsessed about friendship."
Your mom.
>>25426575
I can order around the changelings to recreate Space Jam.
>>25426575
Everything.
>>25426575
Bums
>>25426607
Writefags.
>>25426607
>Friendship is Slamming.
>>25426607
you are a magnificent person, Anon
>>25426575
>Queen Chrysalis makes Anon immortal so she gets unlimited love to survive.
>Anon's benefits are:
Dat ass.
>no hooves
>love
pick one
>>25426607
>>25426662
>>25426724
>>25426756
COME ON AND SLAM!!!!
>>25426607
If I wasn't writefagging in another thread I'd try my hand at this.
>>25426902
what story, Anon?
Well I'll start off with the obvious, your adorable face. However what I love the absolute most about you is your personality, your 'take charge, and take what you want' attitude gets me going pretty fast.
Oh and I am obsessed with that fat ass of yours.
>>25426575
Human Chrysalis - wearing only seamed stockings & fuck-me heels - in my bed.
That's all I ask.
>>25426607
K E K
E
K
>>25426917
Twilight calling Anon Daddy.
>>25426575
God that ass is magnificent. If my only job as her servant was to shower that ass in love and affection then I would do it so happily.
>>25426575
what does Chrysalis' butt smell like
>>25426575
Them tall socks. God how I love them tall socks.
>>25427129
I like how you think.
>>25426607
>What started out as a bland OP pic with a lewd photo gives way to an interesting setting
>>25426607
whats space jam?
>>25428803
>>25428825
sorry i dont really watch anime
>>25428836
>anime
>>25428876
>>25428874
Anime isn't real because you post reaction images of it you weebs.
>>25428803
>>25428836
Heck with it, I'll bite.
It's a movie featuring Micheal Jordan teaming up with the Looney Tunes in order to save them from becoming a theme park attraction via a basketball game against aliens.
You may or may not be disappointed at how it turns out, but I can assure you, the theme song will probably be stuck in your head. Speaking of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiy2AV43gZo
>>25426575
The fact that you're not real.
>>25426575
"Well, OBVIOUSLY your fabulous socks. Like... Damn. Dem socks."
>>25426575
The fact that you give me big plump and juicy fruits every day.
>>25426575
your central nervous system, now how about you and i get together and build moral fiber?
>>25426575
Those succulent toes of yours, your highness.
:3c
>you will never be her personal egg incubation sack
>she will never pump you full of her venom and repeatedly deposit her babies into you
>you will never live a slimy, dark existence in a hive, being impregnated and giving birth repeatedly while she feeds off your love for her
I want my own consciousness to slowly be drowned out by the hive while hundreds of changelings swarm around me doing hive things while I'm just a fat breeding drone that Chrysalis fucks for fun.
>>25430875
Fuck off with you, making me kek.
>>25426575
I find your whole species fascinating. I want to know to what degree your drones have autonomy, and by what means you communicate with them. The fact that you work as a hive implies a radically different form of central nervous system that what I am familiar with. I am also curious about the ethics of feeding on love, and want to know more about how you justify this, since taking love by dishonest means indicates a serious lack of moral fiber. Perhaps you could explain these points to me and I could describe my own species in turn. I think this would be better for the both of us.
>>25426792
This tbqh
>>25428803
>>25428836
No, no fucking way is anyone this sheltered or retarded!
Were you literally born yesterday?
>>25431947
Why the hell are you in EVERY
SINGLE
THREAD
NIGGA?
Its not that I really mind but the feels fuck with me, have mercy on my poor horsefucking soul.
>>25426575
because you can have your drones change into spike and let me beat the shit out of them.
>>25426575
Your sex appeal.
>>25426756
>filename
>>25426575
Nothing, disgusting human version of glorious bug butt.
>>25433052
The meme is strong with this one.
>>25426575
It may not appear so, but this is a leading question. Fuck you.
>>25433052
I kek'd harder than i should have
>>25428929
How can anime be real if pictures aren't.
butts
>>25431947
elaborate
>>25428825
>>25433108
Space Jam is 19 years old; there are legal adults now who were born after the movie came out. Face it, we're old.
