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SEASON FIVE CONTINUES TOMORROW AT 11:30 AM Eastern/8:30 AM Pacific/3:30 PM GMT/UTC! That's about 24 and a half hours from now!
Episode 521: Scare Master
Written by Natasha Levinger
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x39nr37
Friends Forever #22 (Pinkie Pie & Celestia) storytimed here!
>>25325129
It's always an interesting note to see what Pinkie will do for national holidays, since she's got some strong ideas about parties. While clear that she enjoys most any festivies, there are points in her mind that she'll always want to hit to maximize entertainment for everyone present. Whether that's adding unexpected elements or discouraging new ones depends on the situation - for Nightmare Night, it should be scary, but fun! That being at odds with Fluttershy's tastes is a challenge, for sure. She'll have to plan better for the next timeeven if there is no next time - at the very least she could bring some candy over!
>>25344048
Previous thread.
Pata pata pata pone
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 520: Hearthbreakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvE4SEGCUjA
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3awvcy
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Episode preview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GumuQ5HUwxk
Nov. 7: Episode 522 –What About Discord?
Twilight returns from a trip and is distressed to find that her friends have become close to Discord, making her wonder if Discord is up to something.
Nov. 14: Episode 523 –The Hooffields and McColts
Princess Twilight and Fluttershy are called by the map to settle a dispute between two feuding families who can't even remember why they are fighting.
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
>>25350642
>>she managed to find a way to keep part of her hair straight
>"The secret is to be slightly sad but not too sad!"
>she will never be this cute again
Hi Anon!
>Hi Anon!
>>25350676
I hate how they randomly switch between "Twilight" and "Princess Twilight"
>>25350711
If it was post-S2 you'd be compaining
>>25350713
Hi guys.
>>25350711
But will she be this cute ever again?
>>25350705
I wonder if Marble ever saw her that sad. Pre-rainboom doesn't count.
This just in: ponies are for babies
>>25350713
>Nela Dusedau wrote tomorrow's episode
>He wrote Princess Spike, ...
Not sure how to feel about this.
If I recall, the general consensus was for a "shit happens to Spike" episode it had a relatively good. I remember judging it before I saw it and having a hard time deciding if it was actually any good.
I'm going to have to go into this cold to get a better opinion of Neal.
>>25350774
Princess Spike was ASS
>>25350786
What was that about Spike's ass?
>>25350753
For a second I thought that was the movie with Sweetie Belle in it. I was thinking of "Barbie and Her Sisters In A Pony Tale" apparently.
Horseland sounds like it has better production quality. At least they managed to get...
33 episodes. While they barely managed to keep the cheap 3D Barbie models together for an hour and 5 minutes
![955376__safe_solo_applejack_screencap_crying_happy_reaction+image_laughing[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/vEkXlbv.png "955376 safe solo applejack screencap crying happy reaction+image laughing[1]")
>When family cannot be here, having journeyed far and wide
>We sing a song to honor them, to remember days gone by
>So take your cup and raise it high, just as surely I'll do mine
>And laugh we will at stories told, as we smile at days gone by
>As we smile at days gone by
>For family not here my dears, having journeyed far wide
>For loyalty and kindness both, we smile at days gone by
[chorus]
>Our paths will crosss again one day, in time to reunite
>For family is always near, even when the seas are wild
>So take your cup and raise it high, just as surely I'll do mine
>And make a toast for family and the tales of days gone by
>For family not here my dears, having journeyed far and wide
>For loyalty and kindness both, take joy at days gone by
>...For loyalty and kindness both, we smile at days gone by
>>25350821
Anon, you need to take it slow; it's an amazing song but you're going to burn yourself out if you keep listening to it.
Listen to a few of the other songs too. Silent Night is pretty nice.
Will Fluttercord be confirmed tomorrow?
>Trips will tell
Discord will be fully reformed
>>25350809
It's highly fuckable
https://derpibooru.org/470936
>>25350830
I've only listened to it twice. I wanted to collect the lyrics together from the older thread.
The one song I really can't stop listening to is Spike's. He sounds so serious and silly at the same time.
FIVE CHERRYCHANGAAAAAAAS
>>25350862
>The one song I really can't stop listening to is Spike's.
I know that feeling. Cathy is so god damn based. That was the first song I listened to twice.
I should have known someone like her knew what she was doing, but I was completely blindsided and love it.
The scat singing is great and the singing is so surprisingly good. Most of the other voices we've heard singing before, but this is genuinely good singing we haven't heard before.
I wonder how long ago this was recorded. Daniel said he had been working on it for "a year".
>Dash singing Jingle Bells
Oh my god
>>25350774
it was awful and I hated it, but sadly writing a terrible spike episode seems to be the standard so it isn't really fair to hold it against him.
How he does on this one will tell
>>25350854
And Faust's vision will be fully raped
Luna capturing you in a blanket then forcing you to watch the stars with her while cuddling you
>>25350943
>Jingle bells
>Twilight smells
>Anon ran away
>>25350940
>The scat singing is great
My mind slipped for a second. It was a second too much.
>>25350970
Princess Mobile
lost a wheel
and Discord got away
ohhhh
>Dash is flying in a one-horse open sleigh
>Rarity and Pinkie Pie are in it
She must be flying really, really fast or else they'd fall to their deaths.
>>25350854
>tfw no Princess figurines
>>25350974
I was really debating how to acknowledge that he is in fact "scat" singing like the late, as in the way the Great Scatman John sang (just not at 11 like he does, but in the traditional way). I was debating too long and finally just decide to describe it as "singing" to help steer the definition.
I'm sorry it wasn't enough. Please have a pony as consolation for your mental scarring.
timid horses
>>25351111
those timid horses should smooch
>>25351111
Would Fluttershy introduce Treehugger to Marble?
>>25351137
>Marble gets super baked and has a panic attack
>>25351155
>"... radical."
Marble, Fluttershy, and Tree Hugger would make a good harem for Big Mac
feminizing masculine stallions
>>25351155
>panic attack off weed
>>25351232>you will never be the cute stoned mare getting fucked by big mac and getting smooched by another cute mare
>>25350753
I wonder if they would ever overtly suggest "horses" are genetically inferior
dude weed lmao
>>25351238
it could happen
I had a minor one once but I was new and was really baked
I want to cuddle up and watch The Joy of Painting with Fluttershy.
>>25351238
I freaked out the first time for a little bit.
>>25351238
You'd be amazed, Anon. That wasn't a total asspull, some normies get that shit.
Especially from the Hugger's dank-ass Poison Joke hybrids…
>>25351312
>she does a hushed cheer every time he paints a happy little tree
>>25351315
Heheh, gross.
what songs are you talking about
>>25351336
I need this in my life.
>ponies face when 'titanium hhhwhiiiite'
>>25351315
This one? The pony Christmas album >>25346145
>>25351328
>magical pony drugs
Just one more reason I wish to be the pretty mare in Equestria
>Give it a little touch
>Give it a little push
>Make love to the fluttershy
>"-..outlines the trade agreement in detail. I do believe we are done here, Tia."
>"..Tia?"
>'LUNA..w-wouldn't it like..be SO COOOL if like..w-we put..um..a waterslide like right HERE in the conference room?'
cute ponies doing non-kid-friendly things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l75NcBXz0fw
>>25351430
I think I see where this is going
>>25351408
Winners don't do drugs Anon.
Luckily Fluttershy isn't big on competition.
>>25351273
Canada pls.
>>25351336
that's a lot of hushed cheers
>>25351487
Slut.
>>25351490
>>25351504
>You're such a disgusting whore, Cheerilee
>Aww I love you too
...unf?
>>25351527
>Anon hates all the ponies
>But Twilight put a want-it-need-it spell on him
>>25351535
>Anon hates all the ponies for being rapists
>>25351544
Do you think Brownie Bun would like Necropone?
Fluttershy was such a girly colt
>>25351581
She's still a very girly stallion
>>25351587
>you will never tickle Fluttershy's pickle
>>25351581
>>25351587
>Sexually teasing colt Fluttershy
>_He likes it
>Filly Dash beats the shit out of you anyway
It's still 187 on a faggot who don't clop
>>25351642
I'm gonna give that pony a wedgie
>>25351646
Corwin no
MYSTERY BOX IS ACTIVE
HORSES ARE AWAY
>>25351642
dear diary:
I like this house of animal and tree
but the streets of compton were made for me
fuck a nigga up for harshin' my ride
for my homies who partied and died
>>25351713
>wanting horses
ponies or bust!
>>25351713
WOW MY VERY OWN HORSE!?
>>25351714>tfw 3 friends dead and 5 in jail
>>25351718
All ponies are horses but not all horses are ponies.
>>25351713
gimme the pon boss
>>25351718
You get NIGHT GLIDER
>>25351651
Are you okay?BUSTA WOLF
>>25351714
>I like this house of animal and tree
>but the streets of compton were made for me
>>25351730
You get RAINBOW DASH
>>25351713
I'll have one horse please.
>>25351713
Give a pone, take a pone.
>>25351713
I'll take a Number five with no cheese.
>>25351713
>implying I'll buy a key to open that shit
>>25351713Give horse for help in finding a new place to live by the end of the month
>>25351745
Acceptable
>>25351768
>ordering a combo meal
good taste
>>25351744
You get SASSY SADDLES
>>25351713
I WANT IT
>>25351759
You get ALOE
>>25351713
give me the pone
>>25351762
You get DAAPI
>>25351786
I'd order a combo of those two if you know what I mean
>>25351763
You get BERRY PUNCH
>>25351762
Give me a pone too pls.
>>25351768
You get APPLE BOTTOMS
>>25351817
Those pones need a diet
>>25351713
I doubt you've a pone that can stop me from hating myself as much as I do for being such an abject failure and disappointment to my family.
>>25351763
oh no it's happening again
>>25351772
You get DIAMOND TIARA
>>25351830
Where's my soda?
>>25351713
REQUESTING HORSE
>>25351713
Fuck it.
Give me a pony.
I need it for reasons.
>>25351774
You get RARITY
>>25351822
Shit, I meant to reply to >>25351713
Fuck.
>>25351852
Is it to fuck the pony?
>>25351788
You get BLOSSOMFORTH
>>25351796
Can I exchange for a new horse? It feels weird separating her from her sister.
>>25351806
You get FARGO
>>25351774
You're going to need a lot of pony to help with that.
So here's a pragmatic pon.
>>25351879
Aw yiss
>>25351840
Do not be caught alone with a pony with heart eyes. It's a painful experience.
>>25351822
You get PARASOL
>>25351874
You get CHEERILEE
>>25351861
N-maybe
>>25351839
You get RAINBOWSHINE
>>25351787
Was Sassy ever actually naked?
>>25351893
Much better.
>>25351885
I'm a bit jelly
I would like a horse
>>25351713
Gimme the pone!
>>25351847
You get COOKIE SURPRISE
>>25351756
THIS IS THE BEST HORSE EVER
>>25351852
You get CHANGELING
>>25351915
>not linking
fuck you
>>25351783
Man I wish I was into fighting games and not watching nerds play fighting games.
>>25351933
...Wait, I thought you kept ponies in that box.
Oh well, I guess that just means more holes.
>>25351915
But would you love a horse.
>>25351918
You get MOONLIGHT RAVEN
>>25351902
Thanks for trying, pony.
>>25351713
Still have pone?
>>25351915
You get NOTEWORTHY
>>25351946
yis
Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Bop, Boop, Boop, Boop
>Pic related is an official card
They will even stop?
>>25351988
Remember that Pixelkitties makes a few card arts as well. Notably mailmare Derpy and Derpy flying around Our Town.
>>25351988
That's actually pretty cute
>>25351988
Cuties
>>25351988
But Sonata's a fish.
>>25351988
Official isn't the same thing as canon.
The cards are for fun. That is subjectively fun because it's so god damn silly.
You can laugh Anon, it's okay. Sometimes stupid shit is fun.
>>25352025
b-butt
>>25352019
Looks better as a pone
>>25352019
a cute fish
>>25351988
Man its already lame when people draw sonata as a pony, but in official art?
Maybe you could justify it by saying the Sirens are more akin to Shapeshifting kelpies, and can take the form of a horse for deception?
But that wouldn't make sense, since they drew power from hypnotizing people through song
>>25351979
Then you get Princess Mi Amore Cadenza
>>25352025
what an ugly and awful pony
>>25352047
artist?
>>25352033
Are you sure?
>>25352047
It must be nice being too dumb to be evil.
>>25351713
Hit me
>>25352058
Just turn your brain off whenever anything EQG related comes into play
>>25351983
I would like a snootleboop from Marker.
The Equal Ponies
I only do what is necessary
The Equal Ponies
our only magic is what our princess needs
>>25351713
Do I still get a pony?
>>25351646
what kind of rats are we talking about here?
>>25351745
>OC mystery box
burn it
>>25352047
>she will never cover your crotch in warm, slimy blue roe
The crystal empire will be a nation once again
>>25351713
Rolling
Shining ArmorUnwashed
>>25352164Getting addicted to his musky cock
>>25352136
dyewts?
>>25352158
You get ZECORA
>>25351713
Pony get pls
>>25352176
I wouldn't expect less from G3 with Memebait
>>25352177
>zebs in the horse box
burn it
>>25352079
I liked the "Taco Tuesday" joke as much as the next faggot but this shit is becoming atrocious.
When is it going to get shunned for being an overused joke so it can resurface in 6 months and be ironic? Because I'm definitely at that point and wondering when the rest of the fandom is going to show up.
>>25352177
But she's a zebra...not a pony...
>>25352185
YOU'RE GETTING A HORSE AND YOU'LL LIKE IT
I love Pinkie's persistent love of 80s aesthetics.
I wanna listen to Mitch Murder with her...
>>25352173Your eyes rolling back when he forces you to huff his nuts
>>25352200
YOU GOT ZECORA
>>25352203
is this bestiality? is it legal in equestria?
>>25352197
>>25352200
But she's basically a striped pony
>>25352215
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT
>>25352199
Probably never. It'll just be another "lel cake is a lie guyzzz XD" type joke from now until the heat death of the universe.
>>25352188
yeah, 'cause G3 totally did a kid friendly episode about totalitarianism…
…or is pointing out that having secret police accountable only to extremist whackjobs is a bad thing what you consider "memeing" or "pandering"?you're one of those /pol/ faggots who want to be the shota stormtrooper, aren't you?
>>25352211Getting rock hard and precumming a little the moment you inhale his cock scentcasually lying down on your back as his cock and balls practically smother your faceas he's playing videogames
>>25352232
What is she planning to do with that feather?
>>25352227
twily transformed a rat into a realistic horse with realistic ponut and horsecock. if this is a simple spell that twily classic can do then other high level unicorns must have done it to transform objects into horses to fuck.
>>25352282Stoke it slowly up and down your hardened shaft and giggle as you gasp and writhe while tied to a chair
>>25352282
That is the question, isn't it?
>>25352232
>>25352282
unf
>The Dazzlings will never hold you down for hours and show you how many different ways they can make your body orgasm
>>25352294
...I was being rhetorical. I don't want to know if it's considered bestiality because it's mouse or horse.
>>25352199
It's one of the less insufferable fandom jokes imo tbqh senpai
>>25352327
go fuck yourself ya fucken cunt
>>25352389
Australia pls go
>>25352119
>>25351713
p-please?
>>25352447
You get REDHEART
>>25352474
But who do I get?
>>25351713
1 pony please or dragon(not spike)
>>25352474
>my season 1 background waifu
oh the nostalgia
>>25352389
Dash plz
>>25351713
Give horseI will then fap to that horse, probably a fat version
>>25352302
>Less than 5 minutes till I go to work
>Want to rub one off to being dominated by the dazzlings
Fuck
>>25352522
You get SNAILS
>>25352566
>>25352522
it's been 2 hours
can you please give it a rest?
>>25352561
I'd get me some of that ass too.
>>25352561
And then suddenly a mare pounces Dash and claims her booty for herself
>>25352577
>human butt
it's anthro
Someone requested a futa edit of that Sunset pic I'm working on so I did two versions.
http://i.imgur.com/rFUKLdB.png
http://i.imgur.com/WRYGMGO.png
>>25352608
shameful
>>25352608
Horseballs are too small
>>25352608
I agree with >>25352653, we need to get larger.
>>25352587
it's a lion!
>>25352693
>>25352653I could try but I don't have a good set of source balls in that position
>>25352697
I WILL USE ALL MY HORSECOCK KNOWLEDGE TO BRING YOU A GOOD REFERENCE
>so
>i heard you like cute mares
>>25352697
https://e621.net/post/show/405012/2013-animal_genitalia-anthro-anthrofied-balls-blue
https://e621.net/post/show/356308/2013-animal_genitalia-anthro-anthrofied-arm_suppor
https://e621.net/post/show/602377/2015-anatomically_correct-anatomically_correct_pen
>>25352653
>>25352693
http://i.imgur.com/nJ49Vbk.png
>>25352653
>>25352693
These guys are literally lying. Those balls are already big
>>25352725
Better
>>25352732
Not for a horse
>>25352725
why do you like that personhorse so much
it can't be healthy
>>25352717That last one is great, but I'm not Rei just some guy doing a hackjob on the image.Is there a sketch version of the last one? I need to match styles.
>>25352732
you have no idea what big balls are, son.
>>25352725
Now make them sweatier
>>25352732
you should know by now that fetishfags are never satisfied
>>25352742
That's a human
>>25352751
I've never seen a human with a cock that looks like that
>>25352745
>Is there a sketch version of the last one?
Nope. I only take my stuff from e621 and it doesn't have any.
Have some more balls
https://static1.e621.net/data/30/84/3084791062d92c61532d731b56eaafd3.png
>>25350713
Discord is still evil and the castle will be destoryed next season.
>>25352745
There's an uncolored one if that helps, but its not that different
http://cauldroneer.tumblr.com/post/110695054500
>>25350854
NOT! He'll be dead next season.
I can't ever get enough of phurie's art.
>>25352821Yeah I found that and gave an attempthttp://i.imgur.com/3C8YVI5.png
https://derpiboo.ru/873240
https://derpibooru.org/978831
>>25352344
What are the most insufferable MLP fandom jokes?
https://derpibooru.org/881270
>>25352888
All of them
https://derpibooru.org/797854
oh no
someone is spamming good porn
>>25352917
only the best for you, anon
https://derpibooru.org/728530
>>25352917
where
all I'm seeing is shitty cauldroneer anthro futa
>>25352917
>check links
I've been tricked for the last time, Anon.
>>25352839
holy unf
Reminder
>>25352890
>you will never worship maud's monster sac
>>25352874
Needs moreupdates
>>25352946
Never say never, anon.
https://derpibooru.org/880738
once you got hyper, you never go backier
>>25352955I don't think I ever uploaded that weird Maud lava thing I did with a friendI should ask for permission
Pony is about to ascend above a SSJ2
>>25352917
I swear I only posted the lostdragon gif.
the show is shit that image of a pone is anthro wings are racist get rid of that bellybutton i want to suck faust's titties i started watching in s3 but im nostalgic for s1 dash is a terrorist luna is edgy nothing after the first minute of episode 1 is canon
>>25352983
>Rarity attempts to show off her tuft.
https://static1.e621.net/data/f3/5c/f35c0f72be479710acfa385b38c84c66.png
UNF
Twilight mercilessly ramming into you all day.
>>25352917
>good porn
>>25352996
Bellybutton anon immediately starting to edit every pic he felt needed it as he came to the thread was seriously annoying. Unfiletrable as well.
>>25352890
>>25352955Alright - have something sort of weird but unfhttp://pastebin.com/gHNENSmH
Nyx is getting restless.
>>25352839
That does not look medically accurate
>>25353009
mah nigga!
>>25353053
whoa
>>25353053
that's pretty unf
https://static1.e621.net/data/ab/2a/ab2a2afdb39b1f05c2a05898023b0176.jpg
>>25353009
well, that's mildly unf.
I'm legitimately worried that you guys are getting so far out in your weird fetish territory that eventually what you consider hot won't even technically be sex anymore.
>>25352888
20% cooler, because its so divorced from the original "I don't know anything about this" context
>>25353081
That dick is entirely too long for its thickness
also the balls are too small
>>25353085
>that eventually what you consider hot won't even technically be sex anymore.
Well, the moment you consider sex with an imaginary being better than the regular one you're already there
>>25353097
is this better?
https://derpibooru.org/892404
>>25353012
She can't just do that just because she's a Princess
>>25352888
Fluttershy being some psycho badass.
Rarity being a selfish bitch
Pinkie Pie being an edgy and perfect murderer that no one can beat.
Applejack liking only apples.
Basically, anything from pony.mov
>>25353085
Already happened.
>>25353106
yes, but the artstyle is terrible.
>>25353097
Well obviouslyshe's just finished draining them. Give her a few minutes to bloat up again.
>Jeez anon, you sure do like ladydicks.
>Are you gay or somethin'?
>>25353053
oh hey nice to see ol' EA is in business again
>>25353113
shit taste
https://derpibooru.org/995065
>>25353085
That's what a huge chunk of fetishes are anyway
Even "normal" ones like feet or bondage are rarely actually about the sex
>She'd be hooked to feeling the pleasure-pain of all that magma refusing to settle in her taut nuts, bringing her half-stone spunk almost to a boil
you can't just add stuff to your cum through your urethra
c'mon
balls don't work that way, not even magic lava balls
>>25353120
And you like cuntboys. Got a problem?
>>25353160
Don't question the fetishes anon.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/12/8/780632.png
>>25353125I actually did that back in late AprilI haven't really done any new lewdwords in the past few months
>Rei will never draw slutty pony cadence interacting with a more reserved, pure human cadence.
>>25353174
oh no
that's awful
you must be feeling so lonely
>>25353193YeahThat's why I've been drowning myself in games lately
I like this Maud kick we're on. Even the lewd stuff.
>>25353174
I really wish you'd write more.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/10/25/1009873__oc_explicit_nudity_anthro_breasts_oc+only_penis_balls_futa_horsecock.png
>>25352084
this is cute
>>25353207I don't really write stories so much as do ERP stuffAnd without creative partners I don't even really do that
>>25353197
I'd help out but I've already cummed too many times already
Here
have a sick goat
>captcha street names
>one street name is "normie"
haha oh my god
>>25353215
Don't forget the lewd outcome.
https://derpiboo.ru/977034?scope=scpebdcf39376b7837bc429a87ca111b8f36656b73ee
How do you treat pony when she comes home after a hard day's work?
>>25352908
>>25352925
>>25352955
I'd really like these a lot more if there weren't any dicks in them but I've always enjoyed Phurie's body types in general.
>>25353246
I run her a nice, hot bath
>>25353094
You know, you're probably right. It even became standard in the "20% cooler in ten seconds flat" form. That and becoming sort of reknown.
Stuff like brohoof I mostly see used ironically, or at least in a self-aware way.
>>25353246
Put the kettle on and sit in the kitchen complaining about the state of my feet.
>>25353246
Scrub her down if she's dirty, just let her relax on the couch if she's not.Cuddle her either way.
>>25353253
I like how thick he draws Pinkie
>>25353246
Give her hentai to watch.
bitches love hentai.
>>25353109
All of those were already sort of there in the fandom when pony.mov hit.
Remember the first Gala?
And didn't pony.mov eventually create that Applejack crossing over to the actual MLP universe and becoming "feels: the story"?
>>25353253
I like Phurie's curves.
>>25353257
Its like "tweak the graphics on level 3" but blown way way out of proportion.
>>25353282
Hentai leads to bad pony grades though.
>>25353226That's the thing - I don't need like a one-off session, I want some people I can do lewd words with on the regularSadly everyone I've done that with so far has drifted off
>>25353279
it clashes with my headcanon, but I can't say I don't appreciate it
>>25353235
Oh boy!
>>25353313what about pantyanon
>>25353279
I'm not a fan of JUST how thick he draws her but
>>25353297
This. The curves are super fun and soft, and I like it when he draws full lips and nice tits.
pony didn't hear you come in
>>25353307
Someone should make an educational hentai so she can learn while she rubs herself off.
>>25353297
>Its like "tweak the graphics on level 3" but blown way way out of proportion.
I now remember the flashes, but what was that meme all about?
>>25353085
Dude what?
I've been unfing to nonsexual stuffing and nutmusk for years.
>>25353341
Unf
>>25353297
>He'll never draw cute stuff, or anything that isn't futa garbage again
>>25353332I feel like I'm a little too weird for him?I like to get into some fetishy stuff
>>25353377I have the opposite problem, I often end up dwelling too much on the more "disgusting" and "shocking" fetishes
Oh no Anon there's a pony next to you, you know what that means!
>Pony begins vibrating with anticipation.
>>25353365
Things you have to specify you don't want to see in your lewd searchings of your waifu
>-spike
>>25353357
A boss walks into a developer's workplace, looks at their works, and tells them to tweak the graphics on level 3. What the fuck does that mean? Nothing. Whatever they do to improve/change it wont change a damn thing until the boss arbitrarily decides its good enough.
>>25353404
Is pony actually temmie?
>>25353404
*flex
>>25353420
but their love is pure
>>25353420
>being this big of a c.uck
>>25353377
>>25353403
JUST WORDFUCK ALREADYAND LET ME WATCH
>>25353442we used to.But I don't get the same kick out of wordfucking as I used to.
>>25353420
God I fucking hate it when that little nigger shows up in porn.
Who even likes him anyway?
Twenty minutes into critters and chill and she turns to you with this face. What do.
So I'm sitting on the bus across from a disgustingly obese woman taking up 3 seats.
She has a dog laying under her seat that looks about as sad as a dog can look
Post best pony to cheer me up.
>>25353460
Poke each of her cheeks.
>>25353460
smoosh her cheeks together and pop em
>>25353468
>obese woman taking up 3 seats
unf
post pics
>>25353468
>>25353460
squeeze her little horsey cheeks.both sets of them
>>25353482
I like the way her butt jiggles when she laughs
>>25353470
>>25353475
>>25353483
Pony's cheeks remain squishy and full. A light blush spreads across them.
>>25353460
GUH fine, give me the phone so I can order the food
>>25353513
SMOOSH HARDER
SMOOSH UNTIL SHE BLOWS
>>25353053
what.
>>25353533
But Fluttershy already blows?
>>25353551Hey I warned you - it's weird
>>25353556
why is she so lewd
pony is changing
http://img.pbooru.com//images/304/f49d7241619dc8d17db8cc3f5ae9ba68.jpeg
Unf
>>25353590
whelp, time to delete my browser cache again.
>>25353631
http://i.imgur.com/6FuoFmZ.png
Butt why?
>>25353660
>>25353631
Fuck off prudes
and remember all post must be on the thread in picture form
>>25353674
>not wanting child pornography on your computer makes you a prude.
>>25353698
What? That looks like a drawing to me.
>>25353674
>liking porn makes me a prude
I don't think you know what that word means.
>>25353708
>it's just drawings of children getting fucked! It's not child porn!
can we just go back to posting actually good porn
https://e621.net/post/show/722467/2015-animal_genitalia-anthro-anthrofied-balls-bare
Which monstergirl would watch ponies?
>>25353729
unf rarabuals
>wrong hole dude
>WRONG HOLE DUDE WRONG HOLE
>>25353734
dweebon
who says that it can't be porn
>>25353734
unf unf monstergirls
>>25353734
veronica
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/8/25/707752.png
>>25353729
ok
http://img.pbooru.com//images/304/624998bb5f8e3f10cf16dd1c2c3c1821.jpeg
>check links
>shitty antro porn
>shitty fetish porn
>shitty loli porn
I just want some regular porn
>people posting "bad" porn ironicallyunbeknownst to them, I am enjoying it
dude I have been trying unsuccessfully to report one post for like 5 minutes
fuck these captchas
>>25353812
sure, here you go
https://derpibooru.org/701664
>>25353590
Mega ultra unf.
>>25353828
announcing reports is against the rules, anon
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2014/11/3/756907__twilight+sparkle_pinkie+pie_explicit_nudity_anthro_shipping_breasts_penis_princess+twilight_upvotes+galore.png
>>25353829
>https://derpibooru.org/701664
Sorry, but my filters block shit tier porn
How about cute ponies without the lewd?
It's a Friday Night!
Kick back, play a video game and relax.
What's the weekends' plans?
>>25353848
This is pretty unf too.
>>25353863
forest temple music is great, you suck twilight
>>25353860
WHOA THOSE TWO ARE KIND OF CLOSE TO BE SO LEWD AREN'T THEY
>>25353863
I'm gonna play board games with my friends!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJtbgT91JI4
>>25353722
Art and fantasy aren't real life.
>>25353863
what's spike going to do twilight
>>25353863
Spend my weekend by myself.
>>25353722
where's the child porn anon? is there something we aren't seeing?
>>25353878
wow, fuck you
ok so it looks like only one person won the round witch was the only person
>>25353863
Gonna pon
kind of dissapointing
>>25353879
so is that his daughter?
>>25353852
if you insist
https://i.imgur.com/DxlgKy8.png
>>25353863
Making sure I understand groups, BOs, fields, vector spaces and all that stuff properly.
Possibly get a co-op session going with cousin(s).
Watch the new episode and chat with you folk for a while about it.
What're you gonna do, purple pony?
>>25353863
Gonna watch driftan tofuboy and be horrible at drawing.
>>25353863
I totally forgot that I had black ops 3 preordered and that it came out today
TIME FOR THE DUTIES
>>25353926
sauce?
>>25353940
daughteru*
https://derpibooru.org/1017483
https://derpibooru.org/1017486
Gildawith ahuge, poofy, and feathery afro
>>25353977
Looks like arnachy/geeflakes
>>25353909
Here
http://img.pbooru.com//images/304/3d03a9b2b7dfb889f9af0d473bacf4e0.jpeg
>>25354007Mrs. Cake covered in Ragu
>>25352996
Why did you only write memes from this year?
hello evey one who is still on it's time for a game who wants to play
I wonder if this is a plot to make me buy a 4chan pass
I won't do it
pones
>>25354114
horsey ponies
>>25354129
is she going to putt her butt is his butt
>pony
>>25354142gonna smooch that snootle
>>25354136
twily go to bed
>>25354016
Those are drawings.
>>25354152
WHAT DID YOU JUST
>>25354142
meme pony
now lets see if any of you pony fucker know some shit what is going to happen when you mix water and sodium cloride
>>25354097
what
is something going on
>>25354176
hcl gas probably
>>25354176
You get watered down sodium chloried.
you all have 2 minutes to submit your ansewr
>>25354016
I'm not seeing it anon, can you please explain further?
I'm sadPost the pink one
I'm gonna call it a day
Good night, MLPG
>>25354205
Gee wiz Pinkie why does your mom let you have three wieners?
>>25354195
Uh
Uh
Is the answer C-Celestia?
times up al of you who have sumbited got it wrong
>>25354220
anon are you drunk or something
>>25354220
Bullshit.
this is the real ansewr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTcgo46nxNE
>>25354200
Some anons think that draws of youngs fictional characters are child porn
>>25354205well I do like discord and the pink one
>>25354266
it better be a pony question or I'm going to call your mother
>>25354266
I have a question for you
who is your favorite pony
this is really easy guy's you can do it
>>25354165mwah
>>25354306
nope
maybe later
blue and yellow make green
no one know the ansewr REALLY
>>25354129
I like those horses
Ponies behaving like cats or dogs?
>>25354345
it's more likely than you think
As gently as he could, considering his hurry and the struggling of the squealing pony, the Anon bundled her up into his hands and dropped her into the sack, her terrified shrieking muffling behind the tightening orifice of the sack that the Anon carefully shouldered, steadied with his free hand, patting gently the kicking, struggling shape within. He reached into his pocket and produced a small metal cylinder, one end of which he clenched between his teeth and pulled , tugging free the plastic pin. The cylinder immediately began to smoke and sputter. Lifting it away from his face, the Anon pushed the device into the mouth of the sack. The struggling slackened, and with a final, desperate kick the pony slipped into unconsciousness as the Anon slipped off into the night.
>>25354382
She want to piss in that bush?
>>25354389
>the pony comes to later and forgets that she was even kidnapped
>she sticks her head out of the top of the sack and smiles at the free piggy back ride
Filly stole your heart.
She'll be selling it back to you at a premium.
>>25354408
2cute
Horsies.
>>25354114
You call THOSE pones?!
Filly is starting a scooter gang, want to be a part of it Anon? You can be her triggerman.
>>25354513
Colt asked me to join his gang.
>>25354508
why's she scrunching?
>>25354545
COLTS SUCK
>>25354573
>COLTS SUCK ____
>>25354579
COLT COCK
>>25354551
too much purple
at least there not "colts"
>>25354575
Autism is one hell of a drug
>>25354589
maybe she needs more orange in her diet?
>>25354618
Who the hell is that?
I don't remember that character whatsoever
>>25354630
Heats flamesman.
Pegasus is the best pegasus
he probrobly left it spottles
>>25354647
>pegasus will never be your friend
>you didn't just boop my nose, you booped my heart
>>25354704
Where's your sister?
>>25354670
GUYS! Did you guys know about the tegaki mode? You can edit images in this board now!
>>25354708
>... which one?
>>25354716
The pretty one.
>>25354727
you're going to have to be a bit more specific
>>25354727
>He thinks I'm pretty!
>>25354742
the wheels of fate are harsh on gloomy
So whats new today?
Perhaps I'll color this later.
>>25354704
Marker does some magical things to my heart. I <3 you, Marker Pony.
>>25354774
Lemon, have you drawn any fluffy deer? Can you post her up if you have?
>>25354774
I had to clean up my house after Dash and I trashed it last night. Took a while.
Filly rolled a nat 20 on her seduction roll.
>>25354774
>>25351783
I get that you like to spam your art but this is ridiculous.
>>25354774
>filename
And I was almost disappointed by the lack of Terrynglish.
>>25354796
anon those posts have 2 different IPs
>>25354809
And?
>>25354794
why am I playing board games with all these fillies
>tfw taking a shit and halfway through you realize that there is no toilet paper
>sit there for a minute when you're finished
>reach down to wipe with hand
>squeaky clean, don't even have to wash my hands
>feeling extremely lucky
How's your day been, MLPG?
>>25354742
That actually describes the hilarity of the /q/ homebrews pretty well
Been a while since I visited
>>25354825
Because you lost a drinking contest to Cherilee
>>25354806
>you will never be his tiny, cute pet mare
>>25354823
so then that wasn't Lemon "spamming" his art...it was a different person
>>25354839
>no cutie mark
>>25354794
U-uh... what does that mean? Filly?
>>25354789
I kind of did, here.
>>25354790
Well Dash is known for her antics. She is a fast pony after all!
>>25354798
I was disappointed that it was 'Rock you, Buster wolf' in kof 13 and not 'R U OKAY!'Its too bad that he is not used that much in tournaments. Its kind of hard to play Terry in 13.
>>25354796
I just got the time to post here. My bad if I didnt noticed it was posted here earlier.
>>25354853
Filly convinces you to give her all your armor, filly then casts a thrall spell on you since you have no resistances. Filly reveals her alignment as lawful evil.
>>25354858
>that ponut tree in the background
I always unf to how submissive she looks getting dommed by those dire wolves.
>>25354858
Flutterlamb is so cute. Almost makes me wish we had some of those character designs on the show.
>>25354867
Uh UHH SHIT Roll for fortitude, then roll for sexual orientation
>>25354847
You know someone can post from different IPs right?
Like this.
>>25354875
>wanting those ugly ripoffs in the show
>>25354879
Nigga chill.
>>25354879
Haha epic dogsex hater meme! lol!
>>25354879
Either he's going through all this effort to make it look like he's two different people just to fuck with you (and they are different sized files too) or you just need to stop being crazy.
>>25354868
If she is submissive then imagine how submissive the citizens of Baaaaah are.
Just one wolf in sheep clothing can take over sheep town.
>>25354875
I just realized that it was 'Pom'padourlike just last week.
And yeah the earlier deers in the show is uninspired.
>>25354942
>take over a sheep town
...sexually?
>>25354508
>Rainbow Dash cases the scene of her future crime
>>25354958
that's silly, wolves can't even breed with sheep
>>25354964But they can certainly try...
okay serious question
why do people come to my little pony general just to discuss a random fighting game when there's a thread for that game right next to it?
do you unironically prefer it over the show so much that you would attempt to force people to talk about it instead?
>>25354964>implying the wolf wouldn't knot every sheep in town. Including kids and rams
>>25354979
Characters are cute
I don't give a fuck about your whining
That's pretty much it
>>25354958
O. oh my.yes
But come to think of it, if that lone wolf is able to take over the town, I bet it will just take perhaps two generation of his wolf line to devolve into a sheepwolf/dog like what happened to the other cannines who has gone to live in sheep town. How the sheep dogs turned from predators to loyal protectors is still a mystery to be solved and my theory is that it has to do with some kind of passive sheep magic or shit.
>>25354998
>lol y u mad tho
So, what you mean is, you're retarded?
That's pretty much what I guessed. Thanks for being honest.
>>25354984exhentai.org/g/842816/8e8a6cba84/
>>25355011
>human girls with horns and animal ear
Drop
>>25354979
Is there any harm being done to this general?
>>25355011
Is that the one where the sheepmom goes and bones the life out of the seven wolves?
>>25354979
Since Faust is on board the characters look like they're straight out of the MLP universe so it's pretty neat.
And really what good will your complaining do? It's been officially sanctioned by mods to belong on this board and when you bitch about it you'll only cause drama. It's not going anywhere. If you actually want to see less of it, then the solution would be for you to not open meta discussions about it.
>>25355035
Considering the current state of it, no, not really. Can't get much worse than this.
I keep coming back hoping to see people talking about cute ponies but it's always this.
>>25355042
>then the solution would be for you to not open meta discussions about it.
People will post it anyway because they can, what difference does it make?
>>25354858
I have went from hating to shaming(myself) back to hating your art(for awhile) then liked it...now I love your images. I didn't have to share that with you. But, I really love this. I think it's the first >not pony I liked too. Cheers~
I never realized how lazy the MLP CCG was.
>>25355042
>look like they're straight out of the MLP universe
They are literally designed to look as if they aren't from the same universe
>>25355050
mlpg is not a television show anon, it's an interactive thread
if you don't like what's currently being discussed then start a new topic, don't just complain about the current ones!
>>25355080
>hating
>to shame hate
>starts to like itJust as planned~
>>25354345
That's a cute Applejack.
>>25355101
Well, I think they were designed to look like they could belong in the MLP universe, but were also created in a way that they didn't resemble anything actually in the MLP universe. If that makes sense.
I mean unless someone on the development team said otherwise that's what I think.
>>25355102
I've tried
it just gets drowned in whatever shitposting is going on at the moment
>>25355150
Then it might be time for you to leave if all you want to do is complain about the thread. Don't feel bad, I'm sure you'll be back eventually and with new ideas about what pony things you want to talk about.
>>25355097
Yeah, as far as card designs go they went for a very cheap route.
Some cards from the Equestrian Odysseys look kinda nice, though.
>>25355166
Yeah, I guess.
Bye.
>>25355037
yes, it's the one with the cute shota goat.
>>25355010
Anon pls don't. I do admire your persistence though.
>>25355229
what the fuck
how
>>25355193
Good taste, though personally I'm not a fan of m/m.
>>25355140
Well done. It's been years in the making though. More reporter bat when, again? ^:)
smelly pony
>>25355252
Yes anon, I like m&ms also
>>25355180
See you later anon!
I invited the Princesses to my birthday party, do you think they'll show up?
>>25355293
Is the bottom hole so fillies and colts can reach for kisses?
I want to visit Rock Candy Disneyland.
>>25355285
>>25355321
I do too, but only when the crystal ponies are sad.
>>25355328
>tfw smiling at days gone by
>>25355334
Because otherwise you'd have to wear sunglasses?
Filly began her genocide run.
So where is everyone? My headcanon is that all the regulars have grown up and are having rich and fulfilling lives. Yes, smiling in the sun crying tears of happiness.
>>25355319
That's unfair
Why do they have to pay more?
>>25355285
Maybe Twilight Sparkle will.
>>25355360
Nope, I like their hair looks when sad. Whole race of ponies sad because of something as vain as a hair do. Or if they could be happy with their hair looking like they are sad, is okay too.
Did you know that Trixie means "Bringer of Joy"?
>>25355441
Did you know that Sunset means "Shitty Knockoff" ?
Did you know that Rainbow Dash means "Multicolored butt slut?"
Colt is playing with his colt again.
>>25355489
You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Installing filly, this may take several minutes...
>>25355469
does it now...
>>25355534
You'll have to shut down filly before the changes take effect.
I want to be with Gloomy
and roleplay with Junior
>>25355254
I dont know, perhaps in the future. Its been awhile since I've drawn her.
Protip: if you want more foals in your party you can always throw a filly and a colt in the Love Box and wait for a while.
>>25355564
What's in the box?
You have to kill the filly, Anon.
>>25355642
what about pony?
>>25355642
I'm not killing the goddamn filly.
>>25355553
me too, anon
me too
>>25355642
Which filly? I don't want to accidentally kill the wrong one.
Filly says she wants to know what it feels like to kiss a real man and not her stupid, clueless boyfriend
>Be playing Equestria mod for Civ V because Autism
>Get stuck next to Incans
>We start butting heads for about a century
>Get to Industrial Era
>Research thing that reveals coal
>Absolutely no coal in Equestria
>There's a bunch of it in Inca
>All the coal's in a far away land full of Zebras
Fallout Equestria was right about something.
>>25355654
that horse is looking a bit scruffy. she could use a trim.
>>25355654
I think we should relax with the big pon
>>25355660
politely inform filly that I am not into kekholdry
>>25355683
She gets a disgusted look and reassures you that she'd never, ever, ever want to kiss you ever. She said she wanted a REAL man.
Filly began operation touch the weird human butt.
>>25355698
filly I'm the only man in equestria
Filly accidentally touched your crotch.
>>25355699
counter attack
>>25355664
Maybe she just needs a bit of product in her mane instead
>>25355712
I was talking about her tuft
>>25355642
I demand 2/3 of my pay up front.
I will get the job done.
>>25355699
>>25355710
These fillies have too much free time.
>>25355721
You can use it there, too.
>>25355709
She scoffs, then says if you were a real man, you'd be kissing girls all day long. Clearly, you're not a real man, but rather, you're a fake man.
>>25355712
goat her fetlocks are out of control
she needs this
>>25355736
>>25355721
Yeah, there has to be coat-styling products around.
>>25355738
filly what do you know about my life
what do you know about me
I have lived ten times your age, filly
filly
fuck you filly
>>25355749
She just arches a brow and smiles, telling you that if you want something, you should just come and get it.
youtube.com/watch?v=fuyP7igcE9Y
>>25355729
haven't they cleaned enough, Applejack?
>>25355744
it'd be fun giving her a bath and playing with different products
I bet we could even style her tuft
>>25355787
Well I'm having the 3rd worst day of my life
Hope you're all having a better time, I'm probably gonna kill myself before the finale
>>25355769
I pick up filly andhold her upside down
I want to be turned into a mare.
>ded
>>25355875
My life is fucked in just about every possible way and I can't see a way to make it better.
I'll see you all in equestria some day.
I'll say hi to your waifus for you.
>>25355888
I want to be turned into a Dragon.
>>25355886
Filly gets disoriented and demands you upright her posthaste
touch me
>>25355905
A girl dragon?
>>25355918
I hope Anon becomes a girl dragon so I can eat their girl dragon pussy
>>25355903
will you stream it
>>25355903
>I'll say hi to your waifus for you.
Okay just as long as you don't fuck them. I want Applejack to save herself for when I get there.
>>25355975
I already came in her ass
I want a disco ball in the shape of Princess Rock the Casbah.
Would you like dinner, a bath, or pony?
>>25356010
What if I want all three?
>>25356010
Why not all three in no particular order?
>>25356010
Can I eat dinner with pony in the bath?
>>25356039
no, but you can eat pony in the bath.
Am I wrong to feel bothered that someone who works for the MLP CCG directly uses EQD to write up actual advertisements for the CCG and post them as articles?
Requesting hotsauce's pastebin
>>25356010
I want to eat the pony in the bath
Can I do that?
>>25356052
But then dinner will get cold
>>25356054
we're MLP general, not /mlp/ general, anon
>having dinner in the bath
>>25356060
Pony IS the dinner, anon
Now eat her or else you won't get any zebra for dessert
You can't just eat a pony.
>>25356118
THEY'RE EATING HER
>>25356080
pleb tier monstershow
>>25356118
Don't kid yourself Anon, pony would eat you and everyone you care about given the chance.
>>25355102
So the OP post is literally useless. Good to know
>>25356150
Pony wouldn't do that.
>>25356176
>>25356176
>>25356176
Stay in next year!
>>25356150
that's why I always eat pony before they get the chance
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
![[sweating internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pkm8kMl.jpg "[sweating internally]")
