Catbirds need a place to be too
>>25336319
What an adorable dweeb.
>>25336666
woah damn almost missed those numbers
>>25336666
Quads confirm Lesbicatburds are best catburds.
cutest catbirds
>>25336319
Do you mind if I shit green all over this thread?
I have an idea, and it involves purring catbird.
>>25338644
you may only green if you also upload a catbird image each time
>>25338644
DO IT!
>>25338680
Man, fuck you and your arbitrary rules. But okay, I'll concede this time.
>>25338644
>You are Anon.
>And you have made a major mistake.
>You had made a blood pact with your imaginary friend Stan to go somewhere beautiful and magical for the minor exchange of your soul.
>Stan never let you down, and so you were teleported to the grand land of Equestria.
>The only issue was your arrival at the most peculiar of positions.
>Stan left you hanging 30,000 feet in the air.
>And so here you are, hurtling toward your imminent demise.
>Your eyes burn as you tried open them, your intense velocity causing tears to form.
>Weren't crying because you were about to die, you just had some dust in your eye.
>Oh who are you kidding, you were crying like a little baby bitch as you reached terminal velocity.
>The earth beneath you comes into focus as you breach the cloud cover.
>At least your last image in your mind would be glorious grassy knoll overlooking a cliff that fell directly into the crashing cerulean waves of the most perfect beach you had ever seen.
>A shadow looms over you.
>You are jerked upwards as your downward descent is slowed considerably.
>Massive talons grip your shoulders tightly, but amazingly the sharp claws do not break your skin.
>You crane your neck backwards, looking behind you.
>You see a massive hooked beak and then the beast looks down at you and you are captivated by the shimmering golden orbs staring down at you.
>The always carry a spark, something only seen an intelligent creature.
>For the first time in your life, you feel comfortable and cared for.
"Mommy?"
>>25336319
Is it griffin, griffon, or gryphon?
>>25338765
>You had made a blood pact with your imaginary friend Stan to go somewhere beautiful and magical for the minor exchange of your soul.
Stan is a satan.
>"Mommy?"
Ok, I chuckled.
Please, continue.
>>25338936
Giraffe.
>>25338936
griffon
Do you think griffons use litterboxes and cough up pellets?
>>25338765
Moar
kiss the catbird
Why is the writefag gone?
>>25343301
Because I have work. I'll write a little on my break, so do not fear.
>>25338765
>With a loud squawk you find yourself falling once again.
>Luckily this time your descent was only a dozen feet at most.
>It's still fucking hurt when you landed on your ass, though.
>Scratch that, you were in debilitating pain, tears streamed out of your eyes as you rubbed your bruised buttocks.
>The ground shakes is the massive creature lands next to you.
>You stop your bawling and wipe the snot and tears off of your face as you turn to face your savior.
>Your mouth drops open in awe, seeing as standing in front of you was a fucking legend.
>The mythical creature stood a solid foot taller than you, and you could only guess at the massive wingspan needed to carry the bulk of the gryphon.
>"S-stop crying already! I already feel bad for dropping you, you dweeb. D-don't guilt trip me!"
>So the beast had a heart of gold, huh?
>Time to take advantage of that.
"Waaaahhhhhhhh!"
>You cry as hard as you can, trying to look as pitiful as humanly possible.
>Its not hard, seeing as you just had several traumatic experiences, one right after the other.
>"Please! Stop crying you big baby! It was an accident, I swear! Come on and act your age!"
"I'm *hic* only 12 years *sniff* old..."
>That was an outright lie, you were more than twice that age.
>But it's not like the frazzled gryphoness would know any better.
>Suddenly, you are enveloped in warm, fluffy chest feathers as the kind hearted gryphon wraps her foretalons around you, crushing you against her.
>"Please, stop crying okay? I won't let anything else get to you okay? I promise!"
"Okay... *sniff* Thanks a lot for saving me, I thought that was dead for sure..."
>You break into quiet sobs as the massive beast cradles you, gently whispering kind words intermixed with light insults.
>>25344245
>You break into quiet sobs as the massive beast cradles you, gently whispering kind words intermixed with light insults.
Kek
>>25344245
Moar?
>>25344245
>You fall asleep in the caring embrace of the fuzzy gryphoness, the rocking of her arms lulling you to sleep.
>Your eyes flash open as heavy winds whip past your face.
>"Shh, I'm going to take you to my roost, dweeb. So don't shit yourself. Or look down."
>You nod quietly and ignore her advice and look down.
>Trees whiz underneath you, looking like green fuzzy toothpicks.
>Normally, you would of been terrified.
>But not now, not in the firm grasp of your savior.
>For some reason , you instinctually knew that she wouldn't leave you hanging.
>For someone as gruff as her, she really had a soft spot for you.
>A voice in the back of your mind tells you that her only intent is to eat you.
"Shut the fuck up Stan."
>"What?"
"O-oh its nothing... Um. Excuse me miss gryphon?"
>"What is it doofus?"
"What is your name? I don't want to keep referring to you without your name."
>She looks down at you, her golden eyes shining in the afternoon light.
>"You can call me...'Mommy'."
>You smile at her and nod.
>"Then tell me your name, I'm getting tired of calling you names."
"I'm Anonomoose!"
>"That name is retarded."
"Yeah, my parents were not the smartest folks."
>"Well they made one smart decision."
"What's that?"
>"Well they made you, didn't they?"
"I suppose you are right...Mom."
Still less dweeby than ponies
>>25338936
technically, every term is correct, but the uses griffon.
i prefer gryphon myself.
B U M P
U
M
P
>>25346706
>Mom and son
I swear, if you add anything lewd,I will pop a boner.
>>25348888
Quads demandLEWD
Writefag is on it.
>>25346706
>This time around, Mom doesn't drop you.
>Instead she swoops low, your feet barely brushing against the lush grass.
>You laugh with wonder and exultation.
>Your laughter is soon arrested as your feet clear the cliff edge and you dangle freely once more.
>The sight of crashing waves far beneath you takes your breath away, the afternoon sun causing the surface of the ocean to gleam and glimmer.
>This place held a certain majesty, an almost magical vibe.
>"Beautiful, isn't it?"
>Your inner alpha male takes over for just a second too long as you stammer out your reply.
"N-not as pretty as you!"
>She just giggles faintly, and immediately tries to cover up the girlish outburst by donning a stone-like mask.
>Funnily enough, she cannot hide the blush adorning her cheeks.How the fuck does a blush show through feathers? Like I want to believe what I'm writing but my suspension of disbelief is seriously being challenged.
>Mom soars over the cliff, and holds you tightly around your torso as she collapses her wings, sending you both into a barely controlled freefall.
"I TRUST YOU MOM!"
>You can almost hear her smile.How the fuck is a beak supposed to smile. Like that is a solid piece of keratin.
>Before, when your life was at risk, you didn't fully appreciate the feeling of weightlessness.
>But now that you are in a relatively safe environment, you embrace the moment fully.
"WHOOOOOOOO!"
>Your impromptu off the tracks roller coaster ride ends as quickly as it began, Mom's wings fully extending, slowing your descent by a significant margin.
>She wheels in the air, now head on with the cliff face.
>You notice a large cave about 200 feet above the ocean level that Mom is currently heading to.
>You realize that that was the perfect roost for an air-faring beast, not so much to the more earthly bound.
>It looks like you would be spending the night.
>>25349026
>"WHOOOOOOOO!"
>>25349026
>Mom drops you a bit more carefully this time, your feet struggling to make purchase on the angled ground.
>She quickly grabs your shoulders, steadying you.
>The cave you had just entered was barely taller than you, so Mom had to stoop her head to get inside.
>You almost trip over a ring of stones, most likely a fire pit.
>Looking forward, you see that the cave is more than a simple orifice.
>The entrance area only continued for two dozen more feet at most and then made an abrupt turn to the right.
>You walked further into the gryphon den, noticing that the cave system was shaped in an L formation, the entrance being the shorter area and the deeper part of the cave extending for about 50 or 60 feet.
>This part of the den had a much higher roof, almost twice your height and was decently wide, at least 15 feet between the walls of the cave.
>Dozens of jars adorn the floor and even more hang from the ceiling.
>In every one of these jars are several fireflies buzzing around, making subtle clinks as they run into the opaque walls of their prison and (most likely) coffin.
>The natural lighting is minimal, barely enough for you to see by.
>What you can see is an assortment of mismatching dressers and cabinets, seemingly out of place in the relatively primitive environment.
>You also see a few picture frames on top of the largest dresser, but you are too far away to make them out.
>>25349262
>Strewn across the floor of the end of the den are countless furs and hides, some looking very exotic and some looking absolutely massive.
>Mom notices you look of awe, and looks quite bashful.
"Did you kill all of those beasts yourself?"
>Her plumage fluffs up with pride as she answers your question.
>"You bet your tailfeathers I did! See this one? Yeah, the one with the lion's mane. This is the hide of a patriarch manticore. He *almost* had me for a minute when I didn't expect his tail to swing in after his initial attack. I caught the stinger *thissss* close to my face."
"I don't see a tail on it though."
>"Well of course! I cut that thing straight off after it tried to give me a lobotomy!I don't think lobotomies exist in Equestria, but whatever.
"Wow! You really are a badass aren't you?"
>She beams proudly at you, her eyes sparkling in the low light.
>"You betcha, kiddo! Now, are you hungry?"
>You mimic her.
"You betcha! To be honest, I'm starving..."
>"Want to help me make dinner?
>Smiling toothily, you nod rapidly.
>Time to cook with Mommy!
>>25349240
Goodnight bump
BUMP
U
M
P
>>25349263
>inb4 she chews up the food and pukes it into his mouth.
>>25350239
>Implying you wouldent want pre digested, lovingly crafted food slurry to be directly delivered into your mouth hole.
What kind of man are you?
>>25350254
But anonI never said it was a bad thing
http://pastebin.com/dVbVkPPn
Gilda writefags are the best
>>25350743
>not one mention of paws
trashed
>>25350850
>paw fetishmah nigga
>>25351410
I'm not a particularly huge fan of paws, but I think any Griffon story that doesn't mention them is incomplete.
>>25351459
Gilda lewds are rare enough as it is. Im just glad to get some decent stuff every now and then.
>>25351602
You're right. Beggars can't be choosers. If I had more free time, I'd do some writing of my own.
>>25350850
>>25351459
I think I avoided paws for one reason or another. I really couldn't tell you why.
>>25351766
You don't need to make Anon worship them, you know.
>>25351766
Its still a good story in any case.
>>25352361
Thanks. Next time I won't forget about her feet.
>>25351801
True. I think I was a little to zero'ed in on her talons.
>>25352461
sweet
>>25353440
The thumbnail made it look like she had her feathers done up in a beehive hairstyle.
>>25351410
>>25351602
More pawlewdsneeded
>>25353448
Now we need afro gilda
>>25353465
She'd need to really poof up her feathers.
>>25353461
>Gilda will never rub her soft paws that have barely touched the ground over your pants
>>25353532
Maybe some steam could help
>>25353795
We need to go bigger
>>25353871
Give her a bath and then use an hair dryer on her
>>25353541
>Gilda secretly takes good care of her paws.
>Only girly thing she allows herself to do.
>Once a week, in the salon.
>No paint on her claws though, can't risk someone finding out she goes.
>You finally get her alone, feeling her up.
>Hands drift low enough to her feet.
>Expecting rough pads and dirty toes.
>Instead feel the softest bottom and she actually squeaks from your rough fingers tickling them.
>She stares daggers at you when you react to the sound she made.
>"Not. A. Word."
>>25353948
Or just have Rainbow dash throw a stormcloud over her, and fly around her.
>>25353952
unf
>>25353952
>>25349263
Is writefag dead?
>>25354613
It is I, Writefag.
I had work to do, but now I can green in peace.
Anyone good with Photoshop or editing wanna fix the eyebrow on this one? The artist messed it up and forgot the end of it. Also if you do, it needs to have a sharp end.
I love Gilda, I have loved Gilda since season 1. She is the best.
There a colored version of this?
This one's file size is too big:
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/8/26/966225.png
How do you guys like your Gilda? When you imagine her, how do you see her acting?
>>25356232
I see her acting tough but loving once you break through the tough barrier.
>how it should have ended.
>rest of season 5 is glorious return of griffon empire.
>>25356482
Is that r63 gilda?
And that's all I have that hasn't been posted already.
>>25356496
Looks like it but I don't think so because the artist's deviantArt description says
>today I present u a new picture. Its about Gilda, and I try to give her more
character and details and moved a little bit away from the standard MLP design.
At first I must say she isnt my fav character. No, not at all. But I like her design.
>>25356253
I feel like thats how she's always shown. Anyone ever see her different then that?
I'd like to carefully snuggle a catbird, but that's all. Razor sharp beaks, talons, and claws, are three things that I simply cannot allow near my dick.
>>25357028
>not getting into a relationship based on hate fucking and mistrust
>not having her extremely skillfully suck your cock without ever poking your dick with her beak
>not having her cup your balls with razor sharp talons, but never draw blood
>not going to sleep with her cuddled next to her, her last words always being
>"Don't forget what I'll do to you if you hurt me"
>>25357097
Welp, I didn't know I had this fetish, thanks Anon!
>>25357097
But... but birds don't salivate... that would be an extremely uncomfortable blowjob...
>>25357144
She'd have to keep stopping, making out with you, and going back down there. Every time you'd have to feel the rough skin of her tongue on yours, only to have her move away and run a now moist leathery appendage on your dick.
>>25356571
I like it too but she does look a little too masculine
>>25355639
Still waiting
>>25357387
I didn't ask for this fetish
why do you do this to me, /mlp/?
>>25357144
they also don't talk senpai
>>25350743
>griffons mate for life
>In mythology they actually do
>Fucking Gilda turns her from Tsun to Yand
There anymore of this story?
boop
>>25339545
Yes.
Hairballs too.
>>25357012
>>25356232
I feel like she's casual friendly, but kinda jerky too.
'Tsundere' type shit wouldn't kick in until you're already dating her, where she'll deny that your love is anything more than a casual fling, even as she's wining and dining you.
>>25359563
So Gilda would be taking you out? I dunno why but thats kind of appealing.
>>25359606
are you a sub by any chance?
>>25359631
Not to my knowledge
>>25359606
She kinda masculine, and largely strikes me as the type to take initiative, though not exactly take charge.
Plus I have to imagine griffon courtship is based on displays of wealth, so she would bring you to a fancy place at least a few times.
>>25359678
>New headcanon acquired.
Griffons are all like "Look at the restaurant I took you too, I must have a lot of bits right?"
>plumage puff
>>25360269
Not necessarily restaurants, specifically; just showy ways of spending money.
>>25360301
Gilda isn't very creative.
>>25360311
kek
I can accept that headcanon.
>>25360354
>"Anon! I took you to a fancy restaurant!"
"We both hated it."
>"But I took you there! And I paid the check!"
"We walked out after appetizers..."
>"But we WENT there!"
"So?"
>"So why aren't you trying to initiate the mating ritual!?"
"Because all I ate tonight was bread and chips?"
>"They were expensive chips!!"
>>25360364
>not giving it up for chips
the fuck, anon
don't be such a prude
>>25360378
She skimped on the Spinach-Artichoke dip. Best she's getting is second base.
>>25360423
>skipping on that specific dip
What has she never dated someone before? Bad show, Gil.Gonna go ahead and /r/ a story where Gilda only manages to get some groping action though. Doesn't have to be Anon.
>>25360442I'm fucking wasted and we're probably the only two people in the thread right now
Never skimp on the spinach dip
>>25357958
Sorry bud, I got really high and was indisposed.
Better late than never, right?
>>25349263
>The two of you make the short trek to the entrance of the cave.
>Earlier you didn't take a good look at the entryway, now you pause for a moment to take a record of your surroundings.
>The oblong hole looked directly at the ocean, the view of the sun setting over the horizon being the only thing visible.
>The faint sound of birds and waves crashing against rock murmur under the sound of the wind.
>The ground quickly sloped downwards right after the opening, at an almost 45 degree angle.
>A few feet from the entrance was a tightly collected ring of stones with several dark burns in and on the firepit.
>Directly behind that was a large flat slab stained with blood with a beaten up pot and well used knife resting on it.
>Opposite of the main tunnel of the den was a small alcove, with strings of wild onion and assorted spices hanging from the ceiling.
>In addition to the vegetable matter there was a large chest, and behind that was a rack with a fresh deer skin drying.
>Mom thumps over to the chest, then slaps a taloned forearm to her forehead.
>"I'm dumb. I forgot the most important ingredient of cooking."
"What's that?"
>"Fire. I'll be right back Anon."
>She grins sheepishly at you and you respond in kind.
>It was the first time Mom used your name instead of gently calling you names.
>She comes back in just a moment holding a few split logs, sticks and dry leaves and waves you over to help her.
>You arrange the logs in a teepee pattern while Mom produces some flint and steel.
>After sliding some sticks underneath your teepee and sprinkling the dry leaves over the sticks, you watch the massive gryphon mash the flint and steel together, eventually making a spark.
>The sparks soon turn into a pleasant blaze as Mom buffets the budding fire with her wings.
>The warmth of the fire is quite welcome to fight against the cool winds that find themselves invading the den.
>>25360889
>Mom groans loudly.
"What's wrong? I thought we did a good job on the fire."
>"I forgot another ingredient, kid. Sit tight, I'll be right back."
>It's not like you had a choice in the matter, considering the 200 foot drop following the exit, but you nod dutifully.
>She grabs the battered pot and leaps out of the den.
>Looks like you were going to have a few moments to yourself, so you amuse yourself by snooping around.
>Walking to the back of the cave, you inspect the few picture frames the motherly gryphon has.
>There are two photos that grab your attention in particular.
>One is of a massive mountain, the craggy monstrosity extending past the clouds and dwarfing the other snow capped mountains around it.
>You can appreciate the beauty of the picture and you are glad that Mom wasn't the kind of narcissist to interpose herself between the landscape and the camera.
>The second photo was of her and two other creatures, one with and obviously dyed rainbow hair and a tattoo of a rainbow lightning bolt on her blue ass.
>The other being was a mass of pink floof, her arms wrapping around Mom and the other quadruped.\
>That... That was a cute picture, and you wonder the context of it.
>Perhaps you could ask Mom about it later, when she comes back.
>You hear a rush of wind and come back to the entryway to greet your host, speak of the devil and all that.
>In one claw she held the pot, this time filled to the brim with what looked to be fresh river water.
>In her off hand she carried two trout, the fish speared right behind the head with her large talons.
>She sets the pot directly on the fire, the logs shifting slightly, but otherwise holding position.
>The fish are slid off of her 5 inch long talons onto the flat slab she used to cut and prepared the food.
>"Hey Anon, couldya get me two long sticks, some of the green onion and a clove of garlic?"
"On it, captain!"
>She smiles faintly, her eyes downcast, almost if revisiting an old memory.
>>25361271
there we go that's the good stuff
>>25360991
>You grab all of the items Mom asked for and almost trip running back to her.
>"I like the enthusiasm, kid. But you gotta be more careful! What if you tripped and those sticks went right up the butt."
"My ass already hurts like a fuckmother, I don't think it could get any worse."
>Mom's eyelids droop down, giving you a smoldering, half-lidded gaze.
>"Be careful what you wish for, sweetie..."
>You gulp loudly as you curse your word choice, you need to have a little more discretion sometimes.
>Mom just laughs at your look of terror, and takes the sticks you got for her and slides her sharp claw over one end, sharpening it into a wedge.
>She then takes the two trout, the size of your forearm, and effortlessly spears them on to the sticks, tail first, all while looking you in the eye with that same sultry look.
>Mom then hands the two fish-on-a-sticks to you.
>"Just keep them close to the fire, and don't burn yourself. Oh and make sure to flip them every once in a while. I'll make the soup while you are working on that."
>You dutifully attend to the fishsticks, holding them a few inches from the open flames.
>In the meantime, Mom had been chopping up the flavorful vegetables and had just deposited the finely minced garlic and green onion into the now boiling pot of water.
>After that, she went to the alcove to retrieve something out of the chest.
>She quickly returns and scatters a fair amount of what looked to be coarse salt into the pot of broth.
>In her other hand, she held a large slab of cured and salted meat, the aroma of it muted by the smell of sea salt.
"What kind of meat is that?"
>"You see that deer hide?"
>You nod you head to affirm.
>"Well it's not that. This is probably something that eats deer like that, I can't really tell. It was easier to tell what it was when it was alive."
"Is it going to taste good?"
>"Probably. I think. I hope"
>And with that, she dumped the cubed mystery meat into the pot.
>>25361279
just for you anon.
>>25361389
Aww shit its about to begin.
>>25361389
>Turns out that that stew was absolutely delicious.
>The only negative point you had was the fact that Mom only had one spoon.
>She was kind enough to let you eat the soup first while she literally swallowed the fire-crisped trout whole.
>The meat was stringy and very chewy but had an excellent flavor, tasting a bit like goat but with a slight muddy flavor.
>The sun had fully dipped beneath the horizon, and the only source of light in the impromptu kitchen was the waning embers of the small fire.
>The cold was slowly seeping back into the room, causing you to shiver visibly.
>With a hearty thump, Mom lays next to you, spreading her wing to shelter you from the chill.
"Thanks Mom. The soup is really good too! Whatever it is, the meat goes with the garlic perfectly."
>Having eaten your fill of the soup, you hand off the singular spoon to the gryphon.
>Its almost comical how small the spoon is in comparison to her massive claws, but she manages just fine.
>Before sampling the stew, however, she licks the spoon clean while looking at you with those sparkling, loving golden eyes.
>"Delicious."
>whyboner.exe
>She devours the rest of the soup with gusto, belching loudly and luckily not in your direction.
>You applaud her crude conduct with a chuckle, and try your hardest to burp louder.
>You get nowhere close to the pure decibel level, but you certainly beat her in length and enthusiasm.
>During this exchange of appropriate behavior, you notice Mom taking sly looks at your untouched fishstick.
>Feeling mighty generous, you offer it to her.
>Much like the first fish, the second is devoured whole in the same fashion, showing off an impressive lack of a gag reflex.
>You file this information away in your mental archive, for academic purposes, of course.
>Patting her full stomach, Mom pulls away from you and taking your improvised blanket with her.
>The cold quickly returns, and you follow Mom further into the den to escape from the icy clutches.
>>25362385
Bruh, I think this has been posted already.
>>25356171
>>25362435
Well... shit
>>25362562
I feel you, man.
I was going to use that image as well.
Might as well keep yours company.
>>25361790
>>25361922
Tune in next time on "How to Molest Catbirdmom" where our randomly selected Anon is forced to suffocate to death underneath his own Mother's fat ass.
Stick around for more, as your friendly neighborhood Writefag goes the fuck to sleep.Can someone keep this bumped until I wake up? I promise it will be worth it.
>>25361790
>>25363465
aww yiss
>>25363794
>>25364490
you are to kind to cater to my degeneracy
>>25364528
Its my pleasure anon.
>>25364982
>>25365325
u-unf
artist pls? I can't find anything on e621
>>25366713http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13120516/I think the artist only has done 2 Gilda pic though
>>25367603
>divebombing with her mouth open
>Best deep throat ever
>>25366972
thank you kind sir
>>25367661
>>25368371
What a cutie
>>25368475
Well... um, that hurt unexpectedly
>>25363488
>Your adoptive perverted catbirdmom will never rub her sopping wet lioness pussy all over your face and crotch to mark her territory.
>>25368371
Not a pawfag, but
>Dem little pink beans
Bamp
>>25358214
>Be Anon, in the marketplace.
>Cheery pony sells you some oranges
>You pay her and tell her they're the best oranges you ever had.
>"Thanks hon! We get the from up north! If you want, I'll make sure the next shipment we save you a basket"
>She winked and smiled.
>You rubbed the back of your head and told her thanks
>The moment you turned around, there is an eagle cry, some rustling, and the sound of oranges hitting the floor.
>You spin back around and Gilda is wearing the paper sales hat the previous mare had, and is piling the oranges back into the basket.
>"Hey Anon! I heard you like oranges! I'm getting them all together for you. The mare who worked here said she's perfectly ok with it!"
>There is muffled sounds and hooves hitting wood coming from under the orange stand.
"What is that?"
>"The sound of someone who winked at the wrong man~"
>You start to question more but Gilda thrusts another basket in your arms.
>"Come on Anon, go bring them home!"
>>25370482
I am intrigued.please continue
https://www.f-list.net/c/gilda%20catbird
Send a note if interested.
>>25363488
Suffocation from fat ass griffon facesitting is literally every one of my fetishes.
>>25371561
Don't forget her wrapping her tail around your neck and occasionally squeezing it when you get lazy about your pussy-eating
>>25371693
Nah, man.
Tail-strangulation is my reward for doing a good a job.
>>25370536
I'd like to but I really don't know how to write yandere well. It feels like it would be the same joke over and over again.
>>25371899
>>25371693
>>25371561
Kinda wanna green a scene of Gilda and some male boning, but they're both into just random scattershot fetishes.
>>25371561
https://derpibooru.org/883307
found that one
>>25372422
scattershot?
>>25372439
Like just assorted random shit.
>>25372538
>"I need you to choke me, Gilda."
>"Sure, dweeb, but after that, you're peeing in me."
>"I can do that. When we get to piv though, I'm gonna have to call you mom for a while."
>"That's fine. Tickle me when you're done peeing. That'll send me over the edge."
>>25372643
It's so nice when people are comfortable enough to just ask.
>"C... can we make love in the dark in the missionary position, for purposes of procreation?"
>"As if, you dweeb!"
>"S... sorry..."
>"Our species aren't mutually fertile, you idiot. Other than that I'm okay with it."
>"Well all righty then."
>>25372669
kek
>biggest fetish is impregnation/breeding
>sexually attracted to small talking technicolor horses that arent real and wouldnt be mutually fertile anyway
>mfw
>>25372669
"You have any weird fetishes I should know about?"
>It was a late saturday night, and you were sprawled on the couch, idly rubbing Gilda's paws.
>She was a combination of mush from your touches and drunk from the cheap bottle of Stalliongrad you were passing back and forth.
>"Ehhh...I think you know most of them..."
>Her tail started to thrash back and forth.
>Such a blatant tell she was a little uncomfortable with the question.
"Come on, you can tell me."
>You rubbed a toe between your thumb and forefinger.
>She groaned a little and stretched.
>"W-well...I mean...it's stupid. So promise not to laugh."
"So long as it doesn't mean you wanna shit on my head or something. I know you're half bird."
>Her free foot lightly kicked you in the head, playfully.
>"Shut up, dweeb. But no, that's fucking gross."
"Then what?"
>She turned away and took a breath.
>Then she mumbled something.
>You couldn't hear it.
"One more time?"
>"I said...umm..."
>Her tail flopped up and down again.
>Every fucking time.
So, what's her secret fetish?
>>25372754
Tickle and/or humilation.
Gilda is WAY into looking both cool and mature. Being forced to look uncool in a way that's childish? That's her taboo.
>>25372754
Secretly she's a subbie, and she wants to try both bondage and being a sex slave, preferably simultaneously.
She yearns to be playfully "forced" to give up her tough-girl pose. She is looking for the male she respects enough and trusts enough to allow herself to be vulnerable in his presence.
>>25372806
Been done.
>>25372779
Voting this. Her lines so far imply the fetish in question is silly, and that fits.
>>25372754
>".....tickling..."
>You raised an eyebrow.
"You mean like, tickling me?"
>"Ugh, no dweeb, I mean you tickling me...."
>That was weird but certainly a lot cuter than you imagined.
>Especially from her.
"So....what do I tie you up and.."
>"I mean you could but you don't have to...it's....stupid. You don't have to."
"How do you even find out you like something like that?"
>"Dash and I pranked each other a lot in flight camp. She got me stuck in an ice cloud once and started using her feathers on my paws and...yea...lets just say the cloud melted a lot faster than she realized."
>You were listening really intently now, shifting your legs to hide the sudden arousal you were feeling.
>"It took another couple of years till I put two and two together. I dated this weirdo mare in Vanhoover who was really into my feet and she started licking them and next thing I knew I was...."
>She looked at you and her eyes drifted to your pants
>Despite your best efforts they were beginning to tent.
>"Anon, you fucking perv!"
>She hit you with a pillow
>>25373401
oh yeah bitch taste my screen
>>25373125
Why boner
This is one sexy thread.
This thread needs green.
Writefag of >>25350743 here.
You guys want to see a continuation or something different? I have time to write, but not sure what about. I could keep the tickling thing from last night going but I've never written that particular fetish before.
>>25377742
A continuation is good.
If you need help, I'd recommend trying to make it more a story of a couple indulging one another's quirks, than an actual tickle-fetish story.
>>25377742
Loved it when i read it mate, id vote on the continuation. Them figuring out eachother
>>25377742
Continuation! We need to see some awkward scone selling.
But yeah don't feel pressured into writing a particular fetish if you don't feel like it will go well with her character.
Like the others said them finding each others likes and dislikes would be good.
>>25377849
>>25378101
>>25379263
>>25379144
Appreciate all the replies. Looks like continuing would be the best option. I do like the thought of them having a no-nonsense bedroom kind of thing going on, but it still gets awkward when kinks come up.
Human Gilda is best Gilda!
>>25376136
You'd have to kill me to pull my tongue away fom that plot...
>>25379778
Sounds good
>>25380034
ALL Gildas are best Gilda.
>>25379778
I'm hype as fuck.
>>25380086
#AllGildasAreBeautiful
#StopGriffShamingSeriously though, I agree.
>>25381142
#catlivesmatter
#bigbeautifulwings
#purrfect
>>25381231
#Ponesplaining
#Ponespreading
#Gallopgate
Anybody got any good greens about Gustave Le Grande?
Batbirbs a best
A BEST
>>25382772
>Batbirbs
good job, butterfingers
>>25382772
>>25382798
Griffons with bat wings would be kind of hot.
>>25382798
Batbirbs are bat-winged griffins that live in the suburbs.
>>25382798
na na na na na na na na batbird
>>25382798
>>25383193
The Hero Equestria deserves but doesn't need right now.
Batbirb and Robin
So Catwoman would be... Catcatbird?
>>25383418
Someone post that image of Gilda in latex.
>>25383746
It bugs me that there's a pic out there of Gilda in a latex catsuit and I don't have it...
>>25384263
Derpibooru. And it's actually more of a corset.
boop the birb
Willow best Griffon.
>>25353952
Oh yes, this gives me the tinglies
>>25385447
Lotta things in this thread give tinglies.
>>25386210
Hmm, something is definately missing there.
Care to rectify the situation?
>>25386439
>inb4 someone adds googly eyes
>>25386439
http://imgur.com/a/UOALA
>>25386719
yes, those i have, but not >>25386210
>>25386742
Then I got nothing for ya. Sorry
Where did all the writefags go?
>>25389773
We need to go floofier
>>25389915
>>25390193
POOFIER
>>25389773
>"It's not that fluffy!"
>"No, you can't rest your head on it!"
>"Ugh...fiiiine, if you're going to be a dork about it."
>"..."
>"Hey...you awake?"
>"....I love you, dweeb..."
>"What!? No, I didn't say anything, idiot!"
>>25390243
>>25390424
>you will never eat gilda's dust
>>25390554
why live
>>25390424
>you will never bury your face in that floof
>>25391114
