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>Huh. After all the advice you gave him on how to approach women, you never accounted for the fact that a woman might approach him
>At least this means he doesn’t have to go through the awkward moment of asking her out
>Hype looks like he’s frozen in time, huge smile still plastered on his face as he looks at you
>You’re not sure if he’s waiting for your advice or actually stuck in that pose
>Leaning slightly over, you get a look at the griffon hitting him up
>She’s larger than Hype, but that’s expected with griffons
>Appears to be a little older than him, maybe around your age
>She also doesn’t look totally waster, so she’s hitting on him with a clear mind
>Shifting your eyes back to Hype, you give him a wink that says “You can do it”
>He immediately whips his head back around as if your response was the permission that he needed to continue
>”S-so, what’s your name? I’m Hypostome”
>”Hypostome? That’s cute… I’m Glizelle”
>”Nice to m-meet you”
>You don’t understand. The spaghetti is bursting out of his hypothetical saddle bags, but she doesn’t seem to notice
>”You know, it’s a little crowded here. Why don’t head somewhere a little more private~?”
>”… Like where?”
>”My place isn’t too far, just a block away. What do you say, cutie?”
>Hype’s head turns in slow motion, eyes nearly glazed over in enthusiasm and confusion
>As he nervously looks at you, beads of sweat are already forming through his fur on his forehead
>As his mouth opens, his voice slightly cracks
>”I-I’ll meet you guys at the ho-hotel later, Gar”
>>25300020
Let him fuck the griffon trap. It'll be good for him.
>>25300020
God dammit. We needed his help with pen.
Alright hype. See you later.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES CYOA MEAN?
>>25300120
CuCk your own asshole
>>25300020
>Batpone found dead in an abandoned apartment.
>Police report body was covered in spaghetti and claw scratches.
>>25300120
It means you are QM's bitch
>>25300020
Attempt to catch a glimpse of Griffon's backside as they leave. I want to know if my suspicions are correct.
>>25300020
Have fun~
>>25300132
Why would I want to cook my own arsehole?
>Damn, you really needed his help getting Pen home tonight
>But this might be his big break, and boy does he need one. It’ll be good for him to finally get some action
>Although you’re sure that he’s going to have some major claw marks on his back in the morning
“Well you two have fun tonight, I’ll make sure the big guy gets home”
>Both of them look past you, causing you to look as well
>Penacriss is downing another bottle, waving for more
>You can already tell that his isn’t going to be an easy trip home
>”Y-you sure? You can handle him?”
“Trust me, we’ll be fine. I’ll find a way to get him home”
>”If you say so… I’ll be back in the morning… I hope”
“Just have fun, and stay safe”
>”Oh don’t worry, he’s in good claws~”
>The griffoness runs her tail down between his legs slightly, causing Hype to shiver, his cheeks turning a deep pink color
>”Come on Hype, let’s go get comfortable”
>”Bye Gar!”
“See you later”
>As they exit out the bar, you turn around and get a quick peek at the griffon’s rear
>Through her tail swishing back and forth, you can confirm that she’s a female
>Good. You were worried about Hype getting involved with a trap
Well, enjoy your anchor baby Hype.
>>25300492
I guess we continue to monitor pen and see how much he drinks. Or we could just go over and ask what's up. Does he wanna play some pool?
Well, with Hype gone and pen drunk, we should be safe sleeping tonight.
and tomorrow we're at our parents.
Things are looking up.
>>25300603
AND HERE COMES THE CARGO PLANE
>At the very worst she might be using him to create an anchor baby to get citizenship, but whatever. Love is love
>Honestly now that you think of it, you’re a little relieved that Hype is gone. With him out of the way and Penacriss drunk, you should be in the clear for your whole bat transformation
>Peering on a clock on the wall, it’s just barely past 11 PM, giving you some more time to hang around
>Spinning in your bar stool, you go back to monitoring Pen
>He’s honestly not that hard to keep track of. Despite the room being filled with griffons, he’s the only one with black fur, the feathers on his cream colored head and dark wings unusually tipped with a copper color
>Plus the fact that he’s easily the biggest one in the room makes it a cinch to keep an eye on
>After a while, you finish your beer, and decide to see up close how he’s holding up, maybe play a game of pool with him
>Hopping out of the stool you trot over to the table of griffons, some of them incoherently speaking in their language
>Pen seems to still be distracted by the griffoness sitting next to him
“Hey Pen, how you doing?”
>He casually turns around, his eyes lazily focusing on you before slowly responding
>”I am of good, friend. How are you?”
“Doing just fine. Say, you want to play some pool?”
>”Dah, would love to”
>As he gets out of the chair, he teeters a little, stumbling before catching himself and smiling
>Walking over to the table, you start to start up the game
>That is until a bottle is placed in front of your muzzle
>”You want? Is of traditional drink, actually from Griffonia. Very good!”
>>25300876
sure, give it a shot.
>>25300876
Probably 190 proof straight vodka. Take small drinks.
>>25300876
Yeah, who needs tastebuds anyway?
>>25300876
Give it a sip and then ignore it for the rest of then night.
>>25300876
Let's see if we can buy a bottle for our dad before we go. Preferably something Pen can't open with his claws along.
>>25300978
>"Gar, this is rubbing alcohol."
>He pours you a glass of the clear liquid, placing it before you
>Even from this distance your nose kind of burns just from the scent
“What is it?”
>”Is vodka, 196 proof”
“196? Is that a lot or something?”
>”Eh, is not so bad. You will enjoy, I promise”
>Picking up the small glass, you can already tell that his definition of ‘not so bad’ is extremely different from yours
>Whelp, who needs tastes buds anyway?
>Vowing not to kill yourself on this stuff, you start off with a sip
>And promptly burn your entire mouth as it goes down
>You nearly drop the glass, coughing with a hoof on your chest as Pen laughs heartily, slapping you on the back
>”Ah, is too much for pony?”
>As your eyes water, you get a couple more coughs out before responding
“I-it’s not that bad…”
>”Well go on, finish glass!”
>This bird is trying to kill you
>Politely taking another sip, you hiver as it goes down, but mange to not cough and hack this time
>Placing the glass down again, you vow to save the rest for later, as your brain cells can’t take it
>Maybe you should get your dad some of this stuff before you visit? He likes some strong alcohol from time to time. Bet he’s never had some griffon stuff
>”While you get acquainted with drink, I shall go first”
>You watch as your friend takes a good 30 seconds to line up the shot, tongue flopped outside of his beak in concentration
>Just to totally miss the cue ball, nearly banging his face on the table
>”Little white ball move on me!”
“I… don’t think that’s the problem”
>”I will of show ball!”
>Resuming his stance, he lines up the shot again, mightily smacking the ball
>Which proceeds to fly across the table, bouncing off the wall and out
>Both your heads follow the white ball as it sails across the bar
>It finally stops, smacking the back of a griffon’s head
>”Блядь!”
>His head whips around, looking at you two with flames in his eyes
>>25301496
Discretely point at Penacriss. Wasn't our fault.
is lamp post time, yes?
>>25301496
Grab a pool cue.
>>25301496
You hit the ball too hard pen. Apologize to the griffin.
This is birb
>>25301656
Is bird, yes?
>>25301656
I is too slow.
No draw bird cat before comrade.
>>25301806
>that squat
Freaking nice. any chance of this getting colored?
>>25301806
Comrade Stalin will be most pleased.
We liberator now
>>25301847
Can you surpass the B-24 'Liberator' Liberator?
Would Pen have made a good liberator? Plenty of alcohol and mares to plunder in Germaneigh
>He starts to get out of his seat, looking between you two as he gets up
>While you and an apparently unconcerned Pen watch him approach, you discreetly point a hoof to your friend
>What? You aint taking the blame for this shit
>But your hoof pointing only seems to enrage him further, his beak somehow sneering
>Leaning over, you stand on the tips of your hooves, attempting to reach Pen’s ears
“You hit the ball too hard Pen”
>”Yes, I think so”
>Your eyes shift back to the griffon that now stands a couple yards away
“Well, I think that it’s a good time to apologize, don’t you?”
>You see Pen’s inebriated mind straining to process information, but eventually a good of understanding comes across his face
>”Da. Listen friend, I am of not so good at the pool, yes? It was of accident”
>The griffon rubs the back of his head, frowning
>”You call that an accident? That thing came flying at me!”
>”Was of BIG accident”
>”Yeah? Well that’s probably what your parents were thinking after you were born, cyka”
>Pen’s body locks up, glazed eyes now growing sharp with concentration and anger
>”What did you of say?”
>”I said that you’re a cyka, cyak!”
>Pen’s head leans downwards a little, glaring into his opponent’s eyes
>Even though Pen has got some serious size on this guy, the other griffon doesn’t appear to be ready to back down, both their feathers puffing up
>Nervously looking around, you find that the bar has gone silent, all the patrons and owners watching you three with expressions ranging from fear to excitement
>”Me and friend not afraid to dispose of you, of right Gar?”
“U-um… If I could just have a wor-“
>”Of good”
>As they continue to stare each other down, nearly face to face now, you slowly reach over and place your hoof on the pool stick
>It’s not a lamp post, but it will have to do
>After a tense few seconds that seem like an eternity, they continue to stand there, frozen
>That is until out of the corner of your eye you see the griffon’s paw move
>In a flash you and a couple chairs go crashing into the floor as Pen leaps forward, grappling with his smaller adversary in a ball of cussing feathers in fur
>>25302036
Awkwardly stand by and provide moral support.
>>25302050
Staying down is probably the best bet, we'd hurt rather than help.
>>25302050
Wait for pen to basically when the fight then at the last second unsheath pool cue and teleport behind him.
>>25302050
Dumbass. Yeah, he's got this. Does the bar not have bouncers to pull them apart or kick them out?
If not just hit the guy with the pool cue.if you have to throw the griffin beer at him and light him on fire. imagine if you sparked that.
>>25302050
just wait for an opening and get a good swing in with the cue.
>>25302177
nothin personnel, bird
>Gar awkwardly running across the bar following the fight, randomly swinging the pool stick hitting Pen as many times as he hits the other griffon despite how hard he tries
>>25302639
>cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat cyka blyat
Could I ask for the original on this?
>You pick yourself up as quickly as possible, getting a grip back on the pool stick
>Quickly, you run over to the ball of failing limbs and feathers, watching in shock as they knock over several tables, sending bottles skittering across the wooden floor
>Most of the other patrons are laughing and placing bets, the owners looking on concerned but not getting involved
>Freaking griffons. Do they not even have bouncers to break them up?
>Watching from your position off to the side you realize that nobody is going to break them up
>Might as well stay put and try to provide some moral support. If you went in swinging you’d just as likely injure Penacriss with this thing as the other griffon
>As they continue to tumble around you awkwardly shuffle around, trying to stay close but out of the way of the torrent of pissed griffon
>If you see a good opening you’ll take a swing, but only if you’re sure that you won’t hit your friend
>After about thirty seconds it’s obvious that Pen has the upper hand, using his powerful talons to pin the rival to the ground by his shoulders
>Even as the griffon struggles and kicks his back legs, he’s firmly stuck in Penacriss’ grip, unable to escape
>After holding him for a moment, Pen looks around with wild eyes, eventually falling on you
>”Gar, of hit him now!”
>Hesitating, you look back down at his opponent
>The griffon peers at you with wide, fearful eyes, body still wriggling a little but going nowhere
>”What are you of waiting for, do it!"
>>25302769
Here you go bud.
http://i.imgur.com/z50wk5c.jpg
>>25302773
Boop him with the pool stick.Can griffons even be booped?
>>25302773
One clean hit on the head should knock him out. Better him than us
>>25302773
Meh, whack him.
>>25302773
Aren't we supposed to be helping him adapt to equestria?
>>25302814
You kick a guys ass for starting shit in any country.
>>25302773
Walk up to the griffin he's holding and make him admit his fault. He shouldn't have told pen he was a mistake or called him a cyka. Tell pen to accept his apology.
if he doesn't hit him with the pool cue.
>>25302779
Thanks.
>>25302773
Take out your pent up racist frustration on the lad by giving him a single solid whack.
>hit
>Looking back at Penacriss, his eyes are cold and determined, and gaze at you
>A part of you really doesn’t want to do this, silently hoping that this guy will apologize
>But as he continues to wriggle around, Penacriss frantically yells again
>”Of come on Gar! Hit the cyka!”
>You don’t even remember swinging, but you certainly feel the solid contact once that cue strikes his head
>Immediately he goes limp, back paw twitching a couple times as he groans
>A second later, and he peacefully lays there, lightly breathing with his tongue flopped out
>Pen gets up off of him, still giving his knocked out foe a fearsome look
>His eyes quickly soften up as he turns to how however, giving you a pat on the back
>”Was of fine job Gar, good hit”
“Th-thanks…”
>”Come, I but you another drink for this”
>”Oh no you won’t”
>You both snap your eyes onto the bartender
>”That’s enough damage for one night, You go on and get, both of you”
>”Wh-what? Why? He of started it!”
>”Don’t care, it’s time for you to go home”
>”That is not of fair!”
>The griffon behind the counter peers angrily at you
>”See to it that you friend here leaves. Now”
>>25303474
Cool, we got to beat up a guy, and we get to go home on time with a still-conscious griffon.
This actually worked out fantastically.
>>25303474
Yeah, talk when the fights over you little cyka. C'mon Pen. let's go. There are other bars.
Pausing here
>>25303504
No there aren't, we go home.
>>25303474
Pen, c'mon, we've had enough fun for one night.
>>25303474
I don't care that Pen did most of the fighting, we knocked a griffon out with one hit, and that's a fine accomplishment in my book.
>>25303474
This is an outrage. Snag that vodka bottle on our way out.
beb on the heb
boop
Hype is a cuddle slut
>tfw Hype went home with the griffon version of Floral
>>25306102
does that mean she has an ant farm too?
>>25306808
If Hype doesn't come back tonight, then yes, she does.
>>25306856
I bet she pecks at their habitat once in a while to keep them in line.
>>25307723
>Hype's over joyed that she's actually giving him attention
boop
beb
>>25307723
>Dozens of extremely tiny, furry ponies under the care of a half cat half eagle predator
I can see no way in which this could go wrong
beb my deb
>>25309375
I bet she likes to pick them up by their tails and hang them above her open mouth, maybe bat them around between her front talons.
>>25310990
>Hype thinks that it's just how relationships work
>Pen opens his beak to argue once again, but you tug on his shoulder
“Come on Pen, it’s be for the best if we just left”
>”But-“
“We’ve had enough fun for one night, wouldn’t you agree?”
>He looks back to the bartender, then the just barely stirring griffon on the floor
>”Yes, you are right. Let us go”
>As you exit out the door Pen snags his vodka bottle, and you do the same grabbing a full one the seems to have just randomly rolled out onto the floor in the confusion
>As you walk out onto the city streets, you take one last glance at the clock
>It’s 11:44 PM
>Not doing so bad for time, you’ve got nearly 3 hours until your usual bat shenanigans
>Walking up alongside the slightly teetering griffon, you’re glad that you actually got out of there when you did, as there’d be no way that you’d be able to get him home if he wasn’t sober
>”That was of bullshit. He of started fight!”
“I know Pen, I know. But sometimes it just works out like that”
>Looking back, you’re a little giddy at the fact that you knocked out a griffon
>You mean, sure Pen did nearly all of the fighting, but now you can at least say that you beat something up for once in your life
“So, I think home is back down this wa-“
>”Home? Why go back to hotel? Is not even midnight!”
“Pen, we’ve had our fun, and you’re barely sober”
>”Of come on, we can find place to go. Night is still young”
>>25311717
Come on Pen, we already bashed in one skull today. Show some mercy and let the next guy go.
Rechecking for ST's well being.
We still love you.
>>25311769
Why would ST be here?
>>25311769
wrong thread m8
>>25311769
My bad, wrong thread.im kinda buzzed
>>25311717
I was serious about getting back for 12.
There will be other nights Pen.
>>25311717
Well you don't want to be out anymore and you're sure as hell not leaving him out on his own. I think we got into enough for one night anyway.
>>25311788
Pen get put of herecyka
“I was serious about getting back by midnight Pen”
>”But why? It is so early!”
“I just want to, alright?”
>He lets out a sigh as you both walk on by some inebriated ponies going down the sidewalk
>”I suppose we could of go home”
“Hey, we already bashed in one skull tonight, wasn’t that enough fun?”
>He finally smiles a bit, nodding his head
>”I suppose it was of pretty fun. Was certainly more than I of expected out of night”
“There you go. Besides they’ll be other nights… Cyka”
>A wing extends and whaps you in the side solidly, causing you to stumble for a couple steps as Pen laughs
>”We have wise guy, no?”
“I try”
>”You are of lucky to be my friend Gar. Besides, you are cyka!”
“Well we can debate that as soon as we get back to the hotel”
>You continue your drunken small talk as you head on back towards home, that glass of vodka finally giving you some buzz after the initial shock
>Helping Pen remember where your room is, you eventually fumble with your key before putting it into the lock, tiredly marching inside with Pen in tow
>The clock reads 12:20 PM. Not too bad
>Hopping up on your bed, you start to get comfortable, but Pen just stands in the middle of the room, looking around slowly as if he’s confused
“Something wrong?”
>”Where is bat friend? Hype is of missing”
>>25312335
Hype went home with someone.
>>25312335
Hype went out with a female griffin and said he would be back in the morning.
>>25312335
Went home with a griffoness.
>>25312431
>The one with tiny pony farm?
>He is in for rough years.
>>25312768
Hype's probably between her paws right now
>>25312882
He's just happy someone will finally hold him.
I just hope he's having a good time. Poor guy tries so hard.
>>25312768
>Has predator fetish
>Dumps all the ponies on the floor and has them run as she goes around catching them, wiggling her rear before she pounces like a cat
“Hype? He left the bar with someone while we were drinking”
>”With someone? Of who?”
“Just some grifoness from the bar. Glizelle or something I think? Said he would be back in the morning”
>”Ohhh, Glizelle. He is in for rough night”
”Why do you say that?”
>”She is not of most gentle griffon, and Hype is innocent. But he will be satisfied in morning”
>”How do you know that?”
“She has thing for ponies. Do not of ask me why, but is good for Hype, he needs it”
“You said it. He tries really hard, but he’s not so good with girls if you haven’t noticed”
>”I have noticed, he just needs practice. But she may be more than he of bargained for”
>He roughly laughs as he nearly trips over his own paws, making his way to his bed
>Once he reaches it, you crawls in, almost falling somehow
>At least he looks tired. Should be passed out before you transform
>”I am of happy for Hype, but it is sad day when he is of getting more action than me”
“Yeah. Well I think he needs it more than you”
>”Perhaps. We should have stayed at bar, I was of so close to finally bringing Galley back home. Too bad cyka started fight and got us kicked out”
>>25313000
Galley?
>>25313000
Oh? And what was I going to be doing while you had fun with Galley?
>>25313000
You'll get her next time. Find her and ask if she'd like to spend time with you outside the bar. then take her home.
“Galley?”
>”Yes, was of beautiful griffon I was speaking too. Met her many months ago, and thought that could finally bring her back home. But things did not go as planned”
“I hear you. Sometimes things just happen that way”
>”I know, is not first disappointment in life. But still stings a little”
“Well if you did bring her back, then what would I have done while you were having fun?”
>He places his talons under his chin, rubbing it in thought
>”I mean, you could have watch if you of wanted”
“Woooah, that’s not me”
“Eh, of suit yourself. But you are of right, would have been selfish of me”
“Hey, don’t worry about it. And don’t worry about Galley either, you’ll get her next time”
>”I of hope. I really hope”
“Just find her and ask if she wants to spend time outside of that bar, then take her home”
>”It is of good bar, but perhaps you are of right. Beating cykas is not how one gets griffoness back to bed with them”
“Now you’re thinking!”
>Laughing, he starts to settle under the blankets, eyes closing
>Not even a minute after he was talking with you, he passes out, the alcohol no doubt helping with that
>>25313314
Might as well tuck in for the night ourselves.
See what hell Shade's cooked up for us tonight.
>>25313314
Time to get comfortable and fall asleep ourselves.
>>25313332Dammit, so close.
>>25313332
anon pls. my heart.
Got to go for now, hopefully be back in an hour or so
>>25313332
I bet Shade's flipped through all our Floral memories and wants to back out of the date because she's "insane" or some nonsense.
>>25313391
Then he's in good company.
>>25313356
Come back normieREEEEEEEEE
Whelp, just got back from the ER. Club football, not even once
>>25315016
This is what you get for being a Normie, you shit.
The outside world is dangerous and unhealthy.
>>25315016
Reee?
>>25315016
Punishment by the NEET gods.
>>25315028
>>25315041
>>25315056
>>25315073
I knew the risks, but I just wouldn't listen. I shall learn from this and devote my life to Qming
>>25315120
That's a good Ressy.
>>25315120
Welcome to the family.
>>25315120
All seriousness though, I need to ask an important question.Did your team win?
>>25315187
We were down by a touchdown, but we couldn't finish the game since they had to bring in an ambulanceI wasn't the one who got hurt. Scheduling a rematch for later. But since I'm here, anyone got any other questions?
Normies BTFO
Shade's place in life is under Floral's giant, smothering ponut
boop
deb beb
What do you think Shade wants to talk about tonight?
>>25318900
If the big guy is for hire
When are we going to catch Shade drunk off his ass in our dream as he beats us and calls us 'Ember' ?
bebbin'
>>25319035
Soon
hopefully hype has an easier time talking to mares after this since he survived a griffin attack.
>>25322169
>implying he wont just hit on griffons from now on
Once you go cat you can't come back
>>25322169
>Implying he survived
>You watch him for a minute, just to make sure that he’s truly asleep
>Wouldn’t want to wake up to him beating you senseless because he found a bat in your bed
>Pulling the cover tightly over you, you nestle down into the bed, making sure that none of your body is exposed
>Getting comfortable, you shut your eyes, trying to drift off to sleep
>Going to need some good rest tonight, you’ve got to do well in this class tomorrow
>Turning over, you finally begin to feel more at ease
>Guess it’s time to see what Shade is up to tonight
>…
>Opening the front door, you walk inside the already familiar home
>Hearing the murmuring of voices you make a byline for the living room, just to find Shade watching TV on the couch, rear hooves propped up on the coffee table
“Shade, why are we back in your house? I already visited here”
>”Because I’m comfy, that’s why. Sometimes you just like to have a night at home”
“But this is a dream, you’d be at home anyway”
>”Perception is everything. Now come on, take a seat”
>Following his order you move around the couch, sitting down next to the relaxing bat
>”So, your new friend is pretty… unorthodox”
“No, he’s Slavic. Pretty sure he’s Orthodox”
>”… Shut up”
>>25322529
So, what you got for me tonight, Slim Shady?
>>25322529
I like him. How's the homefront?
>>25322529
He's alright. Just needs to learn the culture.
>>25322529
I was worried about him at first but he's growing on me. Besides, it worked out as far as the bat thing is concerned.
“I like him, to tell you the truth”
>”I figured that after he shook you like a small child and kicked you to the floor in the same day you’d be a little less optimistic about him, but I guess I was wrong”
“Well he’s alright. Was pretty worried about him at first with the whole threatening to hit me with a lamp post thing, but he’s really grown on me. He just needs to learn the culture around here”
>”Yeah, he defiantly does. By the way, good job with that pool cue”
>He lifts up a remote and flips the channel, a scene of you smashing the pool stick over the griffon’s head playing
>Damn that look cool. Wonder if he can rewind it?
“Oh, thanks I guess. He did most of the fighting though”
>”Well if we ever have to grapple a guy, I hope that you’re ready to do it again”
“I’ll do my best. But anyway, what do you have for me tonight? What’s going on back home?”
>”Well… I called your friend”
“You gave Floral a call?”
>He nods his head slightly
>”I did. And we uh, we set up a date like you suggested”
>>25322999
Great! when is it?
>>25322999
When? Did you like talking to her?
>>25322999
Thats great buddy, what did you talk about? whens the date?
Floral about to get the BBC
>A rush of relieve hits you as he says that
>You were honestly expecting him to say that he sifted through your memories and decided that she was too crazy to date or something
“Well that’s great! Did you like talking to her?”
>”She was certainly… interesting. And excitable”
“Yeah, that sounds like Floral. But you did enjoy her, right?”
>”We didn’t talk long, but from what I gathered, she’s a nice mare. It’s too early to say anything, but I think that she’s a good pony”
“She is, you won’t be disappointed. Trust me”
>”I really hope so”
“But what did you talk about, hm?”
>”I just kind of introduced myself to her, and she did the same to me. We talked about what you said to the both of us, about getting together and maybe having a double date and whatnot, and we set up a time that worked for us”
”Oh really? When would that be?”
>”In a couple of days, the same day when you get back from this trip. We decided that we could all just go to some Neightalian restaurant, nothing too extravagant... But you're going to come, right?"
"Well yeah, why wouldn't I?"
>"It's just... I don't know. I'm sure that Floral is a great mare, but I really meant it when I said that I wasn't sure if I was ready to date again"
>>25323519
Don't worry, i'll be there. I'm sure once i talk to Ast she'll be in your corner too.
If you're still not ready after the date we can just call it a nice dinner with friends, but i think you might surprise yourself once you get to know her.
>>25323519
Stop worrying about it Shade, it's not a serious commitment or anything, just a date. I'll be there to back you up. If you really can't handle it you can always leave, and I'll explain things to Floral.
You've got nothing to lose here.
>>25323519
Clear your mind and then just dive in and go with the flow. don't even think of it as a date if you'd like.
>Ember PTSD inbound
“Just don’t worry about it, I’ll be there to help. And as soon as I talk to Ast she’ll be there rooting for you as well”
>”Thanks, but I still have odd feelings about this”
>He starts to twiddle his hoofs nervously, looking down at the floor
>You really don’t get it. He’s usually so cocky and ruthless, but as soon as dating is brought up he turns into the biggest beta you know… Well except maybe for Hype. You’ll decide that after he comes back in the morning
“It’s not a serious commitment or anything, it’s just a date. If you feel like you just can’t do it you can always leave and I’ll explain things to Floral”
>”I’d… Like to avoid that as possible”
“Look, if you’re really that nervous, just don’t even think of it as a date. Just think of it as a gathering of friends”
>He nervously chuckles a little at this, meeting your gaze
>”You know, only a week ago you were some loser without a marefriend. What happened to you?”
“I really don’t know. Maybe being forced to kill ponies gave me more confidence or something”
>”Uh, yeah… Speaking of that I think I’m close to piecing together our next hit”
“Oh. Great”
>”Just a word of warning so you know what we’re getting into, some of these drug leaders are getting wary. It’s not going to be a walk in the park like the last one”
>>25323519
Is it funny that the only two bat stallions I know have issues with mares?
>>25324059
Kinda to be expected.
>>25324059
If you can't come up with a good plan then call it off.
>>25324059
Well, be careful while planning it. If we both end up with mares in our lives we can't just disappear on them one day.
“Kind of to be expected I guess. I suppose everypony is finally catching on to all those drug lords just dying?”
>”Yeah. I don’t think we can pull off the ‘we want to work for you’ trick anymore. This is going to be more stealthy”
“Shade, if you can’t come up with a fool proof plan, just call it off. Getting us both killed isn’t going to solve anything”
>”I will, just give me some time. I’ve never slacked when planning a hit before, and I won’t do it now”
“I’m just saying. We can’t both just get mares into our lives and then disappear forever one day on them”
>”Oh we wouldn’t disappear I don’t think. If they managed to kill us they’d probably want everypony to know what happened as an example”
“Oh that’s… nice”
>”But anyway, we’ll be fine. I won’t have us do anything that I don’t think will succeed”
“Alright. I’m trusting you here Shade. Not like I have a choice”
>”Oh don’t be that way, you’re getting used to it already, I can tell. But I’ve got to check on some bomb manufacturing, so you got anything for me?”
“Uh… Is it funny that the only two bat stallions I know have issues with mares?”
>”from what I’ve gathered your friend Hype is currently plowing a griffoness right now, so you really can’t any that anymore. But any real questions?”
>>25324547
Pretty sure she's the one doing the plowing.
>>25324547
I said mares, not grifonesses
>>25324547
I know you're following the riots more closely than I am, and the verdict's coming up.
You don't expect me to do anything with that, right? I'd really rather stay inside and not get arrested again.
>>25324547
Do you ever go to my work to shop or was that just to come curse me that time? If you do, check in on Ast for me. You don't have to say anything, just shop and let me know.
>>25324547
When is this bat curse gonna taken off me?
>>25324653
After we check our privileged
>>25324653
when we kill all the big crime bosses.
I read a book lately by a Columbia University neurosurgeon who grew up in a neighborhood filled with drugs, gangs, and crime.
Wanna know what his research and personal experience said?Drugs aren't the problem.
>Smirking, you shake your head a bit, trying to get that image of Hype out of your head
“I said mares, not griffoness’. And I’m pretty sure she’s doing the plowing”
>”Fair enough I suppose”
>Scratching your mane, you try to think of what exactly to ask him
“Ok, I’ve actually got a few questions”
>”Shoot”
“You know more about this than I do, but with the trial verdict coming up, things are probably going to get crazy, right?”
>”Perhaps. I hope not, but I honestly can’t tell you”
“Well don’t expect me to do anything with what’s going to happen, do you? I’d prefer not going back to jail”
>”Gar if anything happens after that trial, I want you to have no part of it. You’re too much of an investment to lose in a sea of angry ponies, so I want you to stay inside and be nowhere near it”
>Well that’s a relief At least you won’t get swept away in a swarm of angry bats
“Ok second question. Do you ever go to my work, or did you just show up to curse me?”
>”I just showed up to do what I had to do to you. Never been in there since”
“Well… If I’m ever gone again, could you just go in there and check on Ast for me? Make sure she’s safe”
>”I can do that if you really want”
“Thank you. And last question, when are you going to freaking uncurse me?”
>He stands up with a word, waving for you to follow
>Getting off the couch you do so, trailing him to the front door
>Shade quickly opens it, revealing that the house is floating in the white void again
>”When that warehouse explodes, you’ll be free”
“But what abo-“
>Before the words leave your mouth Shade boots you in the rear, sending you tumbling out into the void
>Stirring, you crack open your eyes, squinting a little
>Sunlight creeps through the hotel room blinds as the sound of the shower hisses from the bathroom
>Raising your head a little Pen sleeps peacefully, sprawled out sideways across his bed
>Peering at the other bed, an exhausted looking Hype snores away, tongue slopped out of his mouth
>Guess he found his way home last night
>>25324867
Weeeeeee
>>25324877
Just hang out for a bit, grab a shower, then go grab some complimentary hotel breakfast.
>>25324877
We're still in bed? it's a miracle.
Why does Shade still have to kick us, you'd think he'd be cool by now.
>>25324877
You're not hanging from anything are you? Get something to eat.
>>25324877
Wait, if they're both in bed, who's in the shower?
>>25324931
He gave us a free dream sky diving trip anon
>>25324931
He gets off to our misery. Confirmed by Res.
>>25324964
good question.
>>25324964
The sex left Hype so tired, he forgot to turn off the shower after he finished.
>>25325024
I hope he came back in the morning.
>Looking up at the ceiling, you come to a startling realization
>You’re not hanging upside down from it
>It’s a miracle honestly
>Sighing contently, you lay your head back down for a minute, savoring this quiet peace
>You wish that you could sleep this late in all the time
>As you lay there, your eyes begin to shut again
>That is until you become aware of the running water in the shower
>Sitting up, you look back to your roommates
>Yep, they’re both here. They why is the shower running?
>Hopping out of bed you silently creep towards the bathroom, attempting not to wake your friends
>Reaching the door, you listen to the hiss of the water, seeing a stream of steam waft up from the door crack
>Maybe Hype was so tired that he left it running?
>No big deal you suppose, you need a shower anyway
>Opening the door, you turn and silently shut it as gently as possible, not wanting a hangover griffon and sexually obliterated bat to be woken up
>Turning back around, you pull back the shower curtain, lifting a hoof to get in
>That is until a pair of sharp eyes glares back at you
>Gasping in surprise you fall back on your ass, scrambling a few feet away
>”Hm. Just what are you doing here?”
>Taking a moment to process, you blink a couple times as you realize that the griffoness that took Hype home is currently standing in the shower, steam rising around her as the warm water runs
“S-sorry, I didn’t know th-“
>No no, it’s alright”
>She waves her talons dismissively
>”Besides, I’d like to have a chat with you anyway”
>>25325158
What about?
>>25325158
Oh?
>>25325158
Oh? What about Glizelle?
>>25325158not really a prompt
>Getting back slowly to your hooves, you try to regain your nerve after being that badly startled
>It isn’t every day that you wake up to find a griffon hanging out in your shower
“Oh? Well, what about?”
>She takes a moment to wash off some soap suds that were clinging to her tail, claw running the length of it as she begins to speak
>”Well, first off your friend Hype had quite the night. Might not wake up for a while”
“O-oh… Was it that, rough?”
>”I like to show my stallions a good time. But he’s ever done that before, so he’s a little exhausted”
“Uh… Well I’ll keep that in mind”
>”Oh and those claw marks? I swear it wasn’t assault if you’re worried”
“I kind of figured”
>You cringe as the thought of those claws raking Hype’s back pops into your head
>Focusing once more on the griffon, you watch as she causally ducks her head under the water, scrubbing some shampoo through her feathers
“Well, if that’s all you wanted to say, I don’t want to be a nuisance, so I’ll just let you finish up”
>”Wait, just one more thing”
>Letting go of the door knob you look back again, her predatory eyes off setting her gentle smile
>”That trick you did last night was pretty impressive”
“… What trick?”
>”You know, what with the whole turning into a bat pony and all. I thought it was cool at least”
Pausing here
>>25325235
On the chance that you guys thought it was too awkward and decided to talk with her after the shower, things would end up differently
>>25325320
>things would end up differently
how different?
>>25325306
Downplay that shit.
Thanks, I think it's kind of neat too.
>>25325306
Oh yeah, that. That's a long story. I'd appreciate it if you could keep that to yourself.
>>25325306
Thanks, I've been working on it pretty hard lately. Ponemarts been thinking of switching over to undercover shoppers so I've been looking into illusion magic.
Was I casting in my sleep? Well, it's better than when i used to teleport in my sleep.
>>25325347
That's... Not a bad story, actually.
>>25325347
What if she asks us to demonstrate?
We'd be better off saying it's something we had done to us to help overcome our past feelings about bats.
>>25325335
I don't like to go meta, but screw it, it doesn't impact the story now. If you would have talked afterwards she would have brought it up in the bedroom as your friends were waking up
>>25325364
Then we say
"Nah thanks, you've already seen it anyway."
>>25325374
Someone's supposed to buy your story. Why wouldn't we be able to show her? It's couldn't be a hard spell if we can cast it in our sleep.
>>25325364
just make an excuse about it being too early to be casting that kind of shit, We're not a sideshow and we're trying to keep it a secret, pen is in the same class as us after all.
Think of it from her perspective, what would be the point of turning into a bat for a few hours? a temporary spell makes sense.
>>25325397
Because we already showed her?
>>25325397
Because it would be rude of her to insist on seeing it anyway, and we would be perfectly justified in saying no.
She has no interest or care in our magic.
>>25325403
>>25325407
Meh, I don't know, just seems like it could backfire. Best lies are close to the truth.
>>25325446
The closer to the truth we are the more pain Shade puts us through.
Besides, its been established that most ponies don't seem to believe its actually possible to transform into another pony, so telling her we can would be serious.
boop
>>25325306
>inb4 she blackmails Gar for sex.
>>25327622
>Back scratches intensify
>>25327950Hawt
>>25327622
>>25327950
Lewds when.
I want to know what she did with Hype. Did shesatisfy her macro fetish?
>>25328342
>"So... what do you and Hype do last night?"
>"Here let me show you."
griffon bumps
I really appreciate how there's not drama every other post here.
>>25329333
It's okay gay/bat/beta/griffonfag, you're safe from the drama here.
>>25300004
>Autistic batcancer and memes CYOA
>>25329333
Yeah it's nice. We all stayed faithful to the initial Ast commitment and when we had new characters we stepped out of canon for some fun bants and lewd jokes without letting it impact the cyoa itself.
People know us by our memes but the real difference maker is that we know how to keep memes as memes and let them grow into wondrous things without the drama of them impacting the cyoa.
>>25329333
Has there even been any autistic drama in here?
>>25329653
Does Gar's life count?
>>25329721
There is no drama. Only suffering
>>25329771
I can't tell the difference anymore.
Did hype ever get a cutiemark?
>>25329887
He got it last night. It's atalon.
>>25329653
The difference is this: in M&M, the playerbase is divided on major character problems.
Other players are working against you even moreso than the environment.
Here, everyone's more or less on the same page, working together
Sorry res, if you want a different cutiemark I can change it.
>>25330274
Jesus that's adorable
>>25328412
>Hype ended up under 50 tons of griffoness ass
>>25325306
A: Why are you here?
B: Has Hype proposed to you yet?
>>25331390
unf
Why the hell isn't she at her place right now anyway? Or did she have to carry hype here? Dammit hype.
Starting soon
>>25330274
I think I described it as a fossilized shell if I recall correctly, maybe like an ammonite. Don't feel like you have to re draw it if you don't feel like it though
>Shit
>Shade’s not going to be happy
“T-thanks. I’ve been working pretty hard on it lately”
>”I’ll say, it looked like you were actually a real bat! You had ear tufts and all”
>Alright, you’ve got to try to steer this conversation away from where it’s going
“It’s pretty realistic, isn’t it? But anyway, enough about that silly little trick. How’d you end up finding your way in here?”
>”Well we were going to stay the night at my place, but after we, you know, finished up, the neighbors decided to throw a rager next door. Couldn’t even hear myself think, so Hype lead us back here to sleep. Well, more like I carried him. His body was pretty limp after we were done”
>Damn it Hype
“Well sounds like you two had a good bit of fun. If you need me I’ll be back in the bedr-“
>”Well hang on, I want to know more about your trick! It was downright amazing to be honest”
>Geez woman, just let it be
“I know, it’s supposed to be pretty realistic”
>”Where’d you learn how to do that anyway?”
>Thinking quickly, you go with the first to words that pop in your head, ‘Lie’ and ‘work’
“Um… Well, you see at Ponemart, the store that I work loss prevention at, we’ve been looking into illusion spells to have undercover shoppers, just to try to catch shoplifters you know?”
>Glizelle takes a quick second to scrub her chest with soap, listening intensively all the while
>”That’s some cool stuff right there. Can I see you do it again, nobody’s going to believe me when I tell them this!”
“Uh, well actually, I’d prefer if we kept this between us”
>”What, why?”
>>25333970
I got some media attention a little while ago, in relation to the protests in Baltimare. It's a ver racially charged situation. If it got out I can change into a bat I'd probably end up being dragged into some more drama.
>>25333970
It wouldn't be a very good trick if ponies knew I could do it now would it?
>>25333970
If it got out that someone was perfecting this magic and someone else got a hold of it, they could use it against our store.
>>25333970
Well i made it a few weeks ago when my opinion on bats was... different. Now it doesn't really feel appropriate and i'm still a ways away from an earth pony or pegasus form.
>>25333970
Well, for starts i'd look silly. As you saw, i'm still a white coated, blonde maned pony. I've figured out the pyshical changes but doing them at the same time i'm changing my colours is still pretty hard.
I'd look silly if people asked me to demonstrate and the only thing that changed is i grew wings and tufts. Nobody would believe that there's an earth pony, pegasus, unicorn and bat all with the same cutiemark and colourscheme, right? so i'd like to finish the spell before people know.
“It wouldn’t be a very good trick if ponies knew that I could do it, now would it?”
>”Oh come on, what’s the point of being able to do it if you won’t show others?”
“Well I’m practicing it for store security, so that’d be real bad if a pony knew that I was doing it. Kind of defeats the purpose, right?”
>”I guess… But couldn’t you just mix up your disguise?”
>You can’t understand why she keeps pressing this, but it must just be the cat side of her that’s causing the curiosity
“To tell you the truth, it isn’t anywhere near ready yet. That was the only form that I can disguise as, and even then it wasn’t too convincing. All I can basically do is get some wings and ear tufts, can’t even change my colors yet”
>”So?”
“So if everypony knows about this, there goes my one disguise”
>”I guess that makes sense… But why a bat pony? Why not anything else?”
“Look, I don’t want to say this, but I will. I started trying out this disguise when my opinion of our bat pony shoppers was a little… different. I don’t want to go into it, but I don’t want to get caught up in anymore bat drama than I already have”
>She seems to think that over for a little bit, eventually nodding her head as the shower water soaks it
>”Alright, fair enough. But if you ever do it again, I’d like to see it”
“We’ll see Glizelle… But I have to be going now, enjoy your shower”
>She pulls back the shower curtain once more to continue with her business as you exit the bathroom, shutting the door
>Well, that was close. Damn catbird doesn’t know when to stop asking questions
>Turning the corner into the bedroom, a guttural groan interrupts your thoughts
>”Ohhhh…”
“… Hype?”
>”It hurts…”
>>25334709
Oh no, his penis is broken and we must take him to the hospital.
>>25334709
You reap what you sow Hype, and I've heard you did a lot of sowing.
>>25334709
You'll be fine hype, give it a day. Or two. Where does it hurt hype?
>>25334775
>we're afraid that it may never be reattached again
>>25334709
But was it worth it?
I still want to know what devilish things she did to him
>Gees, from the sound of him you’d think that she broke his dick or something
>… Now that you think of it, you shouldn’t say that because that very well might be a possibility
“You reap what you sow Hype. And from looking at you, you’ve sown a lot”
>”This… Isn’t funny”
>He attempts to roll over, only to let out another groan, one of his back hooves pathetically twitching
>After a second he gives up on moving, and goes still once more
>Walking up beside him, you try to get a feel for the damage done
>His back looks like it went through a shredder, claw marks all over his hide
>His tail and mane looks like a couple chunks got shredded off, not to mention one of his ear tufts missing
>God damn, what did she do to him? Run him through a giant cheese grater?
“Can you tell me where it hurts?”
>”I… I can’t figure out the difference between my body and pain anymore”
“Well is there anywhere that hurts in particular?”
>”Here…”
>One of his hooves shakily points to his crotch
“Uh…”
>”G-gar… What was I thinking?”
>Gently sitting down on the bed, you place a comforting hoof on one of the few areas on him that doesn’t look hurt
“Well, you just have to ask yourself. Was it worth it?”
>Through a great effort he lifts his head slightly, eyes barely open
>”I… wouldn’t trade the w-world for it”
“Well there you go, everypony wins! By the way, what’d you two even do last night?”
>”I’d… Rather not talk about it”
>>25335495
Breakfast time?
>>25335495
Well, the good news is that mares are typically a lot less... pointy.
>>25335495
Predator fetish?
>>25335495
Let's just hope those don't scar. Stick to mares from now on hype. Should we go to a pharmacy or something and get him some bandages?
>>25335495
Must have been something else to upset the neighbors.
>>25335613
eagle screams and sexual horse whinnies.
>>25335656
More like horse noises of pure fucking terror
>>25335683
Sexual terror.
>>25335573
predator fetish + macro fetish = scariest night of Hype's life
>You will never read about how Glizelle chased Hype around the house
>or when she pounced him and wrestled him to the ground
>it will never be canon that she force fed her little horse some poison joke
>You will never read Hypes great escape attempt as Glizelle toys with her prey
>Glizelle will never dange him above her open beak
>Hypes life will never flash before his eyes as he drops into her open mouth
>He will never sit on her warm tongue, terrified that he will never see another day but also confused how her warm and wet muscle teases his sheath.
>She will never offer him his life in exchange for for pleasure
>a slavia covered mini-hype will never attack her cat pussy with life-or-death desperation
>the poison joke will never wear off and cause him to pin Glizelle beneath him
>He will never be driven into a lustful insanity and claim the female beneath him
>he will never collapse upon her back after painting her womb with his seed
>>25335804
Uh... I really need this written. Like, badly.
>>25335804
rev up that fanfic
>>25335804
>Floral teaches Glizelle all about how to get tiny stallions to service her asshole
>Taking another look at his back, you cringe a bit
>It’s not like any of them Aare deep or anything, but they just look like he’s been through hell and back
“Hey Hype, do you want me to pick up some bandages from the store or something for your back?”
>”I don’t know… I’m not bleeding am I?”
“No, but some might scar”
>”That’s alright. I’ll be ok”
“You should probably stick to mares for now on Hype, they’re a lot less… pointy”
>”You’re probably right, b-but I really like Glizelle”
>Poor fool, the catbird sex has corrupted his mind
“You just do whatever you think is best. Who am I to tell you who to love?”
>Hopping off of the bed, you look towards to clock to discover that it’s a little after 9 AM
>Should be time for some breakfast
“Hype, you want to get something to eat?”
>He grits his teeth as he finally sits up all the way, looking over to you
>”Can we wait for Glizella?”
>Perking up an ear, you notice that the shower has stopped
>She’ll probably be dried off and out here soon
“I suppose”
>A small smile appears on his tired and pained face
>Oh Hype… What are you going to do with him?
>”Oh, my head is of killing me”
>You and Hype peer at the mountain of a griffon beginning to wake up
>Pen opens his eyes slowly, rubbing his head
>”Gar, what of happened last night? Why am I not of passed out under table at bar?”
>>25336193
Inform our good friend Pen of his exploits.
>>25336193
we got kicked out for beating some cyka senseless.
>>25336193
We got thrown out of the bar for fighting and then walked back to the hotel because I didn't want to stay out after midnight and I wasn't going to leave you out there.
Can't wait for Pen to kek Hype right in front of him
>>25336483
This quest has too many keks desu senpai
Uh oh, looks like the Breezies are lighting a firework in your apartment. Roll to see what happens.
1-2 Ast was checking in on the breezies, but couldn't stop the firework. She died in the blaze along with the breezies.
3-4 Your whole apartment burns down, the breezies die.
5-6 Your apartment building burns down, but the breezies and Ast make it out
7-8 Only your living room burns before the breezies and Ast extinguish it.
9-0 Ast manages to put the firework out before it goes off.
>>25336667Offbyone Kenobi
>>25336679
Good work anon.
“Well, we kind of got kicked out”
>”WE WHAT?”
>Penacriss nearly jumps as you say that, eyes going wide
>”We are not of banned are we? Please tell me that we are of not kicked out for good”
“Calm down Pen, just calm down. We aren’t banned for life, they just told us to go home”
>He eases up considerably as you say that, ruffled feathers returning to normal
>”Then why were we of told you leave?”
“We beat up some cyka who tried to fight you”
>”Is true?”
“It is, I even knocked him out with a cool cue. Although you admittedly beat him into the ground first”
>A satisfied grin adorns his beat as he smirks to himself
>”Then it was of good night, worth getting kick out”
“If that’s what you’re into I guess. But after that we walked home because I wasn’t about to leave you out there alone”
>”Ah, you are of good friend Gar. Thank you”
>”Causing trouble again Pen?”
>Penacriss’ head whips around, a towel clad Glizelle standing right outside the bathroom
>”Glizelle! What are you of doing here?”
>”Oh you know just came back here with Hype after I showed him a good time”
>Pen begins to laugh, causing Hype to sink a little into the blanket in embarrassment
>”Little ponies should not of try to court griffons, Hype. It is of bad idea that you obviously learned”
>”I-it wasn’t that bad… I really enjoyed her”
>”Aw, thanks Hype baby. Still doesn’t make up for you finishing in 12 seconds the first time”
>”S-SHUT UP!”
>God, you feel like you’re a reality TV show
Stopping here for now. Got questions, you crazy anons?
>>25336719
How are you enjoying your new non-normie lifestyle?
>>25336719
You feelin' lucky, punk?
>>25336719
What are Gar's opinions on changelings?
>>25336719
what happened to hypes tail and ear tuft?
>>25336766
The call of the normie constantly beckons
>>25336773
You fired 6 shots m8, you aint fooling anyone
>>25336805
Never encountered one, but used to joke about how they could at least pretend to be unicorns
>>25336820
High impact sexual griffonness violence is not to be taken lightly
So, hypothetically, if someone was writing Hype/Glizelle lewd, would it be better to post it here or in a pastebin?
>>25336916
Hypothetically, a pastebin would be preferred.
>>25336916
Whatever you all would prefer
>>25336916
Pastebin plsIt's easier to save.
>>25336916
Don't you mean Hype-othetically?
>>25337028
Blitz please
pls no bully.
http://pastebin.com/ApFsGiXp
>>25337989
>Hype gets laid
this gon b gud
>>25337989
hawt/10
boop
beb
Top griffon lewd
I hope today's seminar goes a lot better then yesterday's. I also hope that pen doesn't volunteer us for shit again.
>>25344918
You know he is. He respects us now for beating up cyka and taking the candy bar.
Hopefully the professor will want to involve other ponies in the practical demonstrations.
>The trio continues bantering and laughing as you stand there, looking between them all
>You’ve still got hours until class, so it looks like you might be stuck with a shredded bat pony, a hung over griffon, and a griffon that knows that you can turn into a bat
>Quite the interesting mix
>As they begin to die down, you look for an opportunity to speak up and see if you can get the day moving on
“Sooo… You guys want some breakfast?”
>Hype gives you an enthusiastic nod, while Pen rubs his head again
>”I of suppose. Hang over will of work itself off”
>Glizelle looks a bit unsure
>”Well, I’d love to, but I’m not exactly a guest here, so I can’t just go get breakfast”
>”N-no, don’t go! I can pay for you!”
>Hype desperately smiles, trying to not let the first female to ever give him attention out of his sight
>It’s a fine mix of patheticness and adorableness
>”Aww, well aren’t you a gentlecolt? Alright, I’ll join you all”
>Hype gives a little squee, before wincing a little afterwards
>He’s probably going to need some painkillers before class
>Leaving the room, all four of you make your way to where the free breakfast is, taking your times to get what you want
>Not long after you take a circler table and sit around it
>Everybody seems eager to dig in ravenously, probably due to all of you having a wild night
>Although there wasn’t much of it, Pen and Gliz seem to have found some meat, downing it as you and Hype watch with morbid curiosity
>You really don’t want to know what that used to be
>”So, what is of plan for today Gar? I have of nothing to do after class”
>>25345161
We're going to visit our parents who live close by.
>>25345161
Going to see the family.
>>25345161
Unless Gilz wants married I say she go ahead and let Hype down gently.
>>25345506
That or eat him.
>>25345573
these fetishes are out of control
>Pen takes another bite of his cooked meat, face propped up lazily with one arm as he waits for your response
>Taking your time to properly chew and swallow, you wait until your mouth is empty to talk like a civilized pony
“Well, I was actually going to visit my parents tonight”
>”Oh? You have family in city?”
“Well not in the city, no. But they live close, only about an hour away. I told them I’d visit while I was in town for this class”
>”That is of good, I wish that my parents were in country. But what times will you of return, we have more places to visit tonight”
“Uh, well actually Pen, I’m not coming back tonight”
>”Why? Are you of staying with parents?”
“Yup, they’ve still got my old room there, so I’ll be sleeping over”
>His eyes look down at the table in a disappointed manner
>You’re about to tell him to cheer up when Hype begins to talk
>”So… Does that mean that we can’t hang out tonight?”
>>25345686
Unless you guys want to come, I don't know if my parents could cook for that many though.
>>25345686
Unfortunately, yes.
However, we still have the whole morning, and we both live in Baltimare anyway. It's not like tonight is our only opportunity.
>>25345714Nah, don't invite them, this is too personal.
>>25345686
Nope. Though we can hang out the rest of the time we're here before class. So if you guys wanna see a movie or something that'd be cool.
>>25345686
Sorry Hype, not tonight.
>>25345714I don't think we should bring people we just met to the first time we'll be seeing our family in years.
>The look of expectation on both of their faces causes you to pause, considering inviting them along to your parent’s house
>But your parents were already on short notice with just you coming over. And not to mention the fact that this is the first time in years that you’ll be seeing them and it’s bound to be a bit emotional
>Pen and Hype are great guys, but it’d just be awkward showing up with a bat and griffon that you just met
“Sorry guys. Unfortunately, yes”
>”Aw…”
“But we both live in Baltimare Hype, we can get together and hang out another time”
>”But what of me?”
>Oh. You just realized that this may be your last time seeing Pen again
“Well… I mean, we still have time before class. We can all go out and do something, maybe see a movie if you like”
>”I suppose that would be of fine. Was of hoping that we could have gone back to bar though”
“Sorry, but just not tonight. But we’ll do something fun before class, promise”
>”If you are of saying so. We will have to of look around town for things to do though, bars are not of open”
>>25346184
Maybe there's a bowling alley open? We could go to a mall and walk around in it? Batting cages?
>>25346184
is gliz hanging out or does she have a job to get to?
>>25346184
Mini fuckin' Golf
When we have the time let's give pen our phone number.Not hype though. Never hype.
>>25346355
>Not wanting to keep our adorable bat servant
>>25346355
>Hey. Gar, you up?
Hype it's 3 in the morning!
>Oh good you're up!
>Is Pen’s entire existence centered around drinking or something?
>Actually, if you lived in the country that he came from, you’d probably get wasted too
“We’ll find something else to do, I promise. There seems to be a lot of cool places around here”
>”I guess… Was of hoping to spend more time with new friend”
>Geez, this guy’s breaking your heart. You’ve got to give both of them your phone number before this is over
>Well maybe not Hype, you’re still trying to figure out if he’d just use it to call you at 3 AM or leave 20 messages a day
“Hey, don’t worry about it Pen. Let’s just try to have fun today, okay?”
>”Alright…”
>A flurry of ideas goes through your mind
>You could maybe go bowling? Or head to the batting cages
>Wait, scratch that. You don’t want Pen having blunt objects in his talons
>Oh wait! You could go play some mother fucking mini golf!
>Looking up, you see that everybody is almost finished with breakfast
>Glizelle wipes her beak with a napkin as Hype stares across the table at her, eyes almost sparkling
“So Glizelle, will you be joining us after breakfast?”
>”Sorry, but I have to get to work soon”
>Hype lets out an audible sigh
>”O-oh… You sure?”
>”Yeah, sorry Hype”
>His entire mood seems to deflate in an instant
Ducking out early tonight
>>25346796
IT WAS YOU
>>25346658
Hype pls
Res pls
>>25346869I thought it was Hijack
>>25346888I was just joking anyway.
>>25346888yeah its probably hijack
>>25346796
Remember to avoid unhealthy normie activities.
>>25346771
It's probably for the best, Hype. You probably wouldn't survive another night anyhow.
>>25347608
>inb4 he goes back to the bar
boop
>>25347687
>My name is Hype, and my griffon addiction began around age 18
High impact griffon violence
>>25349860
Hype impact sexual griffon violence
beb
Bet that family reunion will be fun. We get to talk about our boring life working in a grocery store. We will also get to tell them how boring prison was.
>>25354803
Jail. We never went to prison.
Also, didn't our dad tell us not to talk about that in front of our mom?
>>25354829
don't remember. but I guess we won't mention it. we'll tell them how we became loss prevention and how kevlar condoms exist and are expensive as hell.
We'll also tell them how awful teenagers are.
>Hype. Hype please, you can’t go on like this
>This behavior will only end in heartbreak and restraining orders
>You watch as he gets control of himself, faking a smile and nodding as everyone goes back to eating
>You’ll just have a chat with him after Glizelle is gone
>The rest of breakfast isn’t very eventful, mostly just random small talk and watching Pen probably eat half his weight in protein
>You think the staff stopped putting out meat at the table because of him
>”Well, it’s been nice getting to meet all you guys, but I have to go get ready for work”
“Have a good rest of your day”
>”Yes, and I will of see you at bar in time”
>”You sure will Pen. Bye Hype!”
>”Y-you too…”
>She merely laughs at his response and pushes in her chair, walking out of the room
>”Think I should give her a call tonight?”
“Uh, look Hype. It might be for the best if you two just be friends”
>”Wh-why? Last night was great!”
“Look at yourself man, you look like a shrapnel victim”
>”But she said that that’s just how she likes it”
“I’m just saying, you might want to find a mare instead. And besides, she doesn’t even live in the same city as us”
>”I guess you’re right…”
>”Gar of speak truth friend. Ponies are of much too fragile for griffons”
>”But I didn’t even need medical attention!”
>”I can of fix that fast. But are we of ready to find something to do in town?”
>>25354899
Think so.
>>25354899
not yet. go do something fun.
>>25354899
Ja.
>>25354899
yeah lets see what they've got around here.
Hype, don't despair. You have one success now, so you know that something you did works. Now you know for sure that you can do it.
>>25354899
Hey, I'm sure there are plenty of griffons back in Baltimare who'd like a little bat to cuddle and/or maim.
>>25354899
All I'm saying is that it's probably bad for your long term health.
>>25355082
cat bird bagina can heal any wound
>>25355170
Even with the size difference they must be pretty damn tight.
“Yeah, I think so. We’ve still got plenty of time to figure out a plan before we have to get to the seminar”
>”Good, then let us be of going, time is ticking”
>Pen gets up and grabs his trash, clearing his area of the table before heading to the exit
>You and Hype naturally follow suit and grab your trash as well
>After pitching it, you get up alongside Hype, just to see if he isn’t like permanently depressed or anything
“You alright buddy?”
>”Yeah… It just hurts a little that it’s not going to work out. She probably didn’t even want a relationship with me anyway”
“Like I said, she seems very nice, but griffons aren’t the gentlest creatures, which I guess I don’t have to tell you”
>”But it was still worth it”
“It might not be good for your long term health, that’s all I’m saying. But hey, if you’re serious about liking griffons, I’m sure that there’s plenty in Baltimare that would love to cuddle a little bat pony… of maim one”
>”No, it’s not griffons, it’s just Glizelle. I just feel connected to her since she’s been the only female to do anything with me”
>Getting a little creepy there bud
“That’s… nice I suppose. But I’m sure that you’ll still be good friends”
>”You don’t have to worry about me Gar, honest. I’m not going to go running off trying to marry her or anything. I just feel a little lonely now is all”
“Well hey, me and Pen are here for you”
>He grins, laughing a little
>”And I couldn’t have asked for better friends”
>You two eventually find Pen in the lobby, flagging you over to him
>”Of look, I found activity guide!”
>He holds up one of those ‘Things to do in town’ pamphlets in his talons
>”We could of go to movie, or of gym, or of anywhere on here!”
>Scanning the pamphlet, you find plenty of activates, like shooting, golf, bowling, even a small amusement park
a gym you say...
>>25355405
Roller coasters and rubber dingy rapids.
>>25355405
That small amusement park sounds like it could be fun.
>>25355405
Roller coasters a best.
“A gym huh?”
>”Da, is not far from here. Promises immediate results, see?”
>Looking over the advertisement, you’re less than impressed
>You already got tricked into buying the shake weight, and that’s not an experience that you’d like to repeat
>Besides, you don’t want to end up pinned under the bar with Hype struggling to free you while Penacriss benches twice his body weight beside you
>You can just see all the mares there laughing now…
“… On second thought, we can always work out at home. How’s the amusement park sound?”
>”I have not been to park of amusement since I was a chick. Griffonian engineering convinced me to never go back when roller coaster of collapsed”
“Well this should be good old %100 Equestrian engineering Pen, we’ll be absolutely safe!”
>”If you of saying so”
>”I’d like to head there too, those little waterfall raft rides are always cool”
“Well alright then, let’s get a move on!”
>The three of you exit onto the street, eventually getting picked up at a bus stop
>Half an hour later and you all push through the admittance gate into the park
>The whole thing looks almost empty, save for the random parent and their foal and delinquent teenager
>But what can you expect on a weekday morning?
>”Wow, there’s almost no lines. Where do you two want to go first?”
>”I of not care, how about you Gar?”
>Strolling over to a park map, you scan the area
>There's some water canyon ride, bumper cars, merry go round, and a couple roller coasters, one of them being called Mega Death
>Who the fuck names a roller coaster Mega Death?
>>25355954
Discover the truth behind mega death.
>>25355954
voting for bumper cars because those are fun.
>>25355954
Someone who is creatively bankrupt.
Lets have a go on Generic Name.
>>25355954
Bumper cars ftw.
>>25355954
Go for suicide coaster
>>25355954
Bumper cars are always fun, buy that roller coaster with the generic name of death sounds cool desu senpai.
>Hmmm
>Bumper cars is a classic, and you want to see if you can run Penacriss over as revenge for him beating you up at the seminar yesterday
>But then again the suicidal roller coaster sounds intriguing
“I say let’s head on over the this roller coaster first, I want to know what Mega Death is”
>”M-mega Death? Doesn’t that sound a little extreme?”
>”Oh of come on, is only a ride”
“Yeah Hype, it’s just some stupid generic sounding name they came up with so it’s seem scary. It’s probably not that bad”
>Hype nervously stammers, but eventually accepts yours and Pen’s goading
>Walking across the park, you follow the signs until you reach an near empty looking entrance
>Whelp, let’s see what Mega Death looks... like…
>All three of you crane your heads into the sky, staring in awe as the top hill almost seems like it touches the clouds
>Several sick looking loops and spirals are along the track, a cart zipping by on the upside down at some points
>You’re pretty sure that vultures are circling the ride exit
>No seriously, how the hell did you all not notice this walking in?
“So… Mega Death”
>”Looks like good time, no?”
>”N-no… I don’t know about this”
“Oh calm down, it’s just trying to scare us”
>You and Pen walk and weave through the lines barriers up to the awaiting car, with a slightly trembling Hype in tow
>A bored looking ride pony stands at a booth
>”You here to ride Mega Death?”
“Sure are!”
>”Here, sign these waivers. Make sure to put your next of kin at the bottom”
>Dutifully filling them out, you hand them back, the ride operator looking them over before giving you the all clear
>Strapping yourselves in, Pen takes the empty front car, with you and Hype settle together in the next one
>”G-gar… I just looked and that last ride car that came back didn’t have anypony in it"
"What?"
>"It came back without passengers! I-I don’t know if I want to do this”
>>25356597
You'll be fine as long as you're strapped in hype and you also have nothing to worry about, test the straps by trying to break them. if you fall then you can just minimize the impact with your wings. We're the ones that are boned.
>>25356597
don't worry Hype, we'll all be there every step of the way.
>>25356597
We should probably NOT do this.
>>25356597
Hype you have wings.
>>25356597
Oh come on, that's just a trick that amusement parks do.
They have them get off at an earlier point so the ride looks scarier.
“Just make sure that you’re properly strapped in, and you have nothing to worry about”
>”B-but-“
“Here, I’ll test them”
>You reach over and give his chest straps a few good tugs, the tough material barely moving
“See? Perfectly fine”
>”I don’t know…”
“Hype, you even have wings. If anything I’m the one who will be boned if something goes wrong, which I’m not saying that it will”
>”But Gar… the empty cart”
“Oh please, that’s just some cheap trick that these rides do to make it look scarier. They let the passengers off at an earlier point”
>”You sure?”
“Of course!”
>He looks down at the floor, taking in a deep breath. A moment later he exhales, nodding his head
>”Alright. I think I’m ready”
>Giving him a friendly smile you pat him on the head
“I’ll be with you every step of the way”
>”Thanks Gar. I know that I can trust you”
>”Aright, we’re clear to go!”
>The worker presses a button and the cart lurches before slowly moving down the track
>Soon you feel yourself going up at a slight incline which seems to be increasing as the seconds past
>”This is of so exciting! We of have whole ride to ourselves!”
“You said it Pen, I’m glad we came here. How about you Hype?”
>The bat next to you peers over the side of the cart, pupils shrinking as he sees how high it’s getting
>”I-it’s alight…”
>Chuckling, you shake your head, looking forward again
“Just enjoy the ride buddy”
>After what seems like forever, the cart appears to be approaching the top of the hill
>The ponies in the park look like specks from here, the ground a virtual blur
>Suddenly, the cart stops for a moment, before slowly tipping forward
>”Here we of go!”
>Pen’s talons raise into the air excitedly in anticipation
“See Hype, nothing to worry-“
>You fly into the back of your seat, head smacking as you get whiplash
>Your eyes feel like they’re about to fly out of the back of your head, tears vaporizing as the velocity rips them from your eyes
>Trying to open your mouth, you find that your entire body is crushed too firmly into your seat to talk
>Oh god, what have you done?
>Sifting your pupils over, Hype is openly crying, looking like he’s reciting a small prayer too
>Pen no longer has his talons in the air, a feather off it head ripping off and zipping past you
>As quickly as it started the cart hits the bottom of the slope, going through gut wrenching spins and turns
>You’d scream if you could find the courage
>Eventually the ride reaches its last major hill, cart zooming down it
>As you finally hit the bottom and coast forward, a great flash and wave of heat erupts from behind you
>Finding the strength to look back, a mushroom cloud raises up from the ride
>Did a fucking atom bomb just go off behind you?!
>A second later the cart enters to area that you entered, screeching to a painful halt as your body flies forward, stopped abruptly by the harness
>After realizing that you are in fact alive, you merely melt into your seat, the sounds of Hype hyperventilating all that you can hear
>>25357288
This was a mistake.
>>25357288
Hey Hype, we didn't die. Almost, but not quite.
>>25357288
Check Pen and crawl off the ride.
>>25357288
"Never again."
>>25357288
bumper cars?
>>25357288
>dubs
M I S T A K E
I S T A K E
S T A K E
T A K E
A K E
K E
E
>You lay there, motionless as your body attempts to process what happened
>It was just a ride, right? The explosion couldn’t be real
>Groaning a little, you begin to fiddle with your harness, taking way longer than it should to unsnap
>Slowly and with noodle like legs, you force yourself to move out of the cart
>This whole damn thing was a mistake. You need to get away from this ride now
>Nearly collapsing under your shaky knees, you eventually make your way over to Pen who just stands there with pupils the size of pin pricks
“Never… Again”
>His head barely nods, still looking forward with a thousand yard stare
“Y-yes, was… a little excessive”
>Taking a second to decrease your heart rate, you breath in and out deeply
“Maybe… We should try something safer. Like bumper cars”
>”Bumper cars. Is much safer”
>As you and Pen stand there silently, you hear the nervous and unbalanced clipping of hooves coming up behind you
>You continue staring off into space as Hype stops beside you
>”I think I wet myself”
>Neither you or Pen seem to really acknowledge his at statement
“Well Hype. We didn’t die. We came close, but we didn’t”
>”I, guess so…”
>Everything goes silent as you all try to figure out what just happened
>That is until a scream startles you
>”Бoжe мoй! Hype, your hair!”
>Snapping around, you look at your friend
>A flame gently burns at the top of his mane, smoke casually whipping up into the air
>>25357807
Don't worry, this is our specialty.
>>25357807
Walk up to him and blow it out like a candle.
wish for ast to be up for a threesome with another mare.
>>25357807
use magic to extinguish the flame.
>>25357807
Hope we didn't do that...
>All of you look dumbfounded at the smoldering flame on top of his head for a little bit, too shocked to do anything
>Hype’s eyes straining to look up, a bead of sweat running down his face
>God, you really hope that it was the nuclear explosion that caused this and not you
“Um… Just hold tight Hype. I’ll take care of this”
>Good thing dealing with flames is your specialty
>Moving over right next to him, he calmly stands there for you, probably too scared or confused to move anyway
>You stand on the tips of your hooves, getting a feel for the situation
“Hmm…”
>”Wh-what?”
“That’s fire alright”
>”Well put it out!”
>You light up your horn to extinguish it, but soon the magic dissipates
>You’ve got a better idea
>Leaning in, you take a deep breath and shut your eyes
>Time to make a wish
>Blowing, you get rid of the small flame
>You wish that Ast would be up to have a threesome with another hot unicorn mare!
>… Or possibly Floral
>Stepping back, you see that a little patch of his mane is burnt
>Not that you can notice compared to the damage that Glizelle already did
>”So… What was that about the ride being totally safe again?”
"Shut up"
>Without another word your little group moves off towards the bumper cars, eager for something less death defying
>>25358135
time to bump some cars!
Pausing here
hahaha time for road rage
beeb beeb
>>25359093
Finngolian go home
>>25360091
This isn't Super, anon.
do you think they have a manticore on the merry go round or a royal guard?
>>25362154
A manticore royal guard.
Has Gar slain a giant yet?
>>25365739
He's slain ur mums giant pussy m8
We should keep track of the time so we're not late for the seminar. We can also ask what hype did at his seminar since I don't remember ever asking him.
>After your experience with the genocide coaster, some friendly competition should do you and your pals some good
>And maybe Hype won’t wet himself this time
>It doesn’t take long for you to find the bumper car rink, and the three of you eagerly approach it
>It looks like there’s only a couple little foals in it right now, their parents dutifully watching from the side
>Cool, that means that you’ve got all the room you need to run over Pen and Hype
>This time the employee doesn’t have you sign a will and final testament to get onto it
>Quickly you all rush to a car as the countdown sounds, not wanting to be the last to get ready
>You elect to get into a white car, eagerly taking your place behind the wheel
>Looking up Pen and Hype are situated as well, looking ready for action
>The large griffon looks like he’s ready to fall out of the car, his entire body appearing to have barely squeezed into place, upper half serious hunched over to fit inside
>Hype has a nervous, but nonetheless eager look on his has as he peers around, smiling to a young colt in a car next to him
>>25369287
Murder time
>>25369287
Bump into all of them. Yell out "wheeeeeeee" as you do so.
>>25369287
Team up with Penacriss and bump hype to death.
>>25369339
pls no bully
>Leaning down into your car, you adopt a battle stance, ready to kill
>Looking at Hype again, a cruel smile crawls across your lips
>He shall be the first victim
>If you can get Pen in on attacking him as well, Hype will surely be destroyed under the onslaught of a double bump assault
>You almost feel sorry for the poor bastard
>Almost
>”Alright everypony, we’re ready to start. Remember, no excessive collisions, and have fun!”
>No excessive collisions your plot
>As it you sit there nearly twitching with excitement, a soft whir of electricity powers up
>It’s time
>Putting your hoof to the pedal your car lurches forward on a direct collision course with the bat pony
>Hype already seems to have got into a bit of a precarious situation, Pen mercilessly pushing his car across the floor as he looks on helplessly
>Soon it bumps into the wall, pinned as Penacriss laughs like a maniac
>Man, this is just too easy
>Adjusting your steering, you accelerate even fast, making a byline for the stricken car
>Suddenly Hype notices you coming, fear in his wide eyes
>Coldly sneering, your car closes within a few yards
“Nothing personal, Hype”
>But your car quickly rattles, stopping in its tracks
>You’ve been hit!
>Looking over in totally confusion, a little foal’s car is buried into your side
>”You suck mister”
>Casually the foal backs up, car driving away as he laughs
>>25369796
Oh no, he didn't.
>>25369796
This means war.
>>25369796
His parents are watching so you can't bump excessively. You can however get close enough to shit talk him back.
>>25369844
>when you get sent to bed tonight I'm gonna be jumping on my bigger bed eating your weight in candy
>>25369844
>>25369875
Why does trash talking young foals seem to fit so well in Gar's character?
>>25369844
Make sure to tell him Santa isn't real.
>You continue to watch him drive away, eye slightly twitching
>Did this colt think that he could bump you and get away with it?
>Well he’s got another thing coming. This means war!
>Throwing the car into reverse, you turn quickly, searching for your adversary
>You spot him in no time, helped by the fact that there’s only a few other cars in the arena
>Getting up to speed, you get on his tail, determined to end this now
>Slowly gaining on him, you weave past other cars, doing your best to avoid them
>There is only one objective now. And it is revenge
>Closing in, you’re now a mere car length behind him
>But at that moment he looks back, face immediately one of surprise as he sees you coming
>Got you, you little shit
>The foal attempts to swerve to get away, but in his panic he only succeeds in exposing the side of his car to you
>Grinning manically you floor it, accelerating right into him
>His car lurches, smacking against a wall
>You briefly consider ramming him repeatedly but then you remember that his parents are watching, and you don’t feel like getting your ass beat by some angry father in the parking lot
>Instead, you feel as though there’s a more subtle to deal with this
>Slowly backing up, you pull alongside the stricken car, leaning towards the colt
“Hey. Santa isn’t real”
>”Wh-what…?”
>His eyes immediately begin to well up with tears as he quietly sniffles
>Mission accomplished
>>25370410
Time to continue our original goal of driving around recklessly.
>>25370410
Now let's pin down hype.
>>25370504
Sounds like me every time I get on the road
>Smugly smirking, you drive off, leaving your defeated opponent sobbing in the dust
>Getting back towards the middle of the arena, you resume your original goal of driving around recklessly
>Sharply cranking the wheel you go a tight donut in place
“Wheeeee!”
>Oh man, you feel like a colt again!
>Doing a couple more loops you stop, your ear perking up
>”Oh c-come on Pen! Again?”
>Looking over Pen once more relentlessly batters Hype’s car as he tries to get away
>Your eyes squint as a predatory response courses through your body
>The bat must be eliminated…
>Turning the car toward him, you let the hypothetical rubber burn the road as you do a burnout like a sick cunt
>Time to end this guy
>Allowing your car to reach maximum speed, you hunker down behind the small windshield, trying to aim the hit perfectly
>Hype finally breaks contact with Penacriss, his car shakily careening along
>He casually looks up, trying to figure out where to go, only to have his slit pupils go wide as he sees your zooming car headed right for him
>He attempts to turn, but it’s too little too late
>Bracing for impact, you chuckle as your car makes contact
>You can’t wait to see his face after this solid hit
>Your car buckles as you absolutely slam into Hype, watching with glee as his car is pushed sideways
>… And tips over
>Seeing it all happen in slow motion, your jaws drops as Hype’s car rolls onto its side, smashing into the ground
>It rocks a couple times before going still, the bottom of it which was previous attached to the ground all you can see
>Oh shit
>>25371089
Uh, play defense until they say the ride's over.
>>25371089
Go help hype.
>>25371089
Oh shit. Get out, check he's okay. Try not to get ran over.
>>25371089
Help hype
>>25371089
Stay in your car.
Holy shit.
>Tore to shreds by griffon
>Mane caught on fire
>Crushed under bumper car
Rough day to be Hype
>>25371509
Wow, we found a dude who's more of a universal beating stick than we are.
>Nervously looking back and forth, you’re still trying to process what just happened
>You… you just tore a bumper car off its mount and flipped it over
>What is it with this amusement park and dangerous rides?
>Focusing back on the car, it still lays there with no sign of Hype
>You consider just staying in the car and hoping for the best, maybe wait for them to shut down the ride
>They will shut it down right?
>Looking around a couple of cars go zooming by, Pen smashing into another pony like nothing’s going on
>… This place is messed up
>Cautiously hopping out of your car, you look both ways before galloping over to Hype’s busted vehicle
>Another bumper car goes whizzing by, barely avoiding you as it swerves around Hype’s car
>Geez, what is wrong with these ponies?
>Finally making your way around, you prepare for the worst
>Please don’t be dead, please don’t be dead
>Cringing as you look, you prepare to see your friend crushed under two tons of family entertainment
>But instead you find him perfectly fine, fitting in the car’s seat looking forward as if nothing had happened
“Hype?”
>”… I don’t think I really like bumper cars anymore”
>>25371570
Yell for pen to get over here and help you turn the bumper car over.
>>25371570
Why don't we go on a ride that couldn't possibly go wrong next?
Like the merry go round, or anything else that goes in a slow, safe circle.
>>25371595
>inb4 he gets trampled on the merry go round
>>25371570
That makes two of us. You okay?
“That makes too of us. You ok?”
>”I suppose. Just a bit shaken up”
“Well, that’s relieving at least. Just hang tight, I’ll fix this”
>Looking up, you scan the arena for Pen, finding him zipping around like a mad man
“Hey Penacriss! Can you give me a hand?”
>In a flash you spins the car right up alongside you
>”What of seem to be problem?”
“Hype needs a little help getting right side up again”
>”I am see. Of hold, I fix this”
>He takes a bit to squeeze out of his car, sucking in his gut as he tries to free himself
>Stepping out he circles around and gets on the side, placing his talons under the car
>You follow suit with your hooves
“Ok Pen, on three! One, tw-“
>He casually flips the car back right side up
“Oh. Okay then”
>”Was of no problem”
>You could have totally done that too… You were just testing him to see if he was strong enough
>Hype finally gets out of his car calmly and slowly, the ride apparently over as the other ponies get out of their cars and head to the exit
>”So… Can we go somewhere safer now? Please?”
>>25371939
Yup. Merry Go Round is a safe ride.
>>25371939
Time for a nice merry go round ride.
Pausing here.
Comments? Questions? Concerns?memes?
>>25372004
What did Hype do to deserve all this?
>>25372004
memes you say?
>>25372025
He defied the prophesy that he would never feel the touch of a woman and achieve wizard status. Now the universe is punishing him for his rebellion
>>25372106
Are there any similar prophecies about Gar we should worry about?
>>25372113
Just the one where everything under the sun beats his ass eventually
beb
I Want Gar to accept his hidden homosexuality.
>>25376217
>I Want Gar to accept his hidden bromosexuality.
ftfy
beb
We need to train our squatting skills with Pen. Mares love stallions with beefy hind legs.
>>25378514
We can do it when we have to squat down and pull the burning remains of the merry go round off of Hype
>>25378756
More like from clenching our thighs around the horse we're on as we hit mach 6.
>>25378773
>Local pony breaks sound barrier, more at 8
beb
Unfortunately I wont be able to run tonight
>inb4 REEE and or Spurdo
>>25382458
Waw scrub
>>25382458
Spurdos aren't good enough for you?
>>25382605
Does anyone have the Gar version of this? It was posted months ago
>>25382980
excellent
Surely a pony couldn't have a death defying experience with a merry go round... right?
>>25384711
fuck
>>25384702
>>25384711
>>25384866
We should probably just leave by this point.
>>25385328
don't be a cyka
>>25385328
Oh, I'm sure it'll be fine.
The reason there aren't more ponies here is because they've realized it's a death trap.
>>25389292
>We actually went to pony Action Park.
>>25389292
Shame on those parents for bringing their foals
>>25389691
Now I'm really glad we decided not to hit the colt's car with our cart.
>>25390685
>Barley nick cart as we go by
>It explodes in the background
>>25390762
>a pair of shades appear on Gar's face as he drives away from the explosion
>they explode
>>25390790
Nothin' personnel kid.
>>25389691
Gotta get that insurance payout somehow
“Yeah, I think we’ve had enough excitement for one day”
>”But what is of safe in park?”
“I’m pretty sure that I saw a merry go round on the map. Merry go rounds are safe, right?”
>Right?
“That sounds nice actually”
>”Merry go round? That is of boring!”
“Oh come on Pen, you just spent the last 20 minutes ramming your go cart in Hype’s. give the poor guy a break”
>”Well… Of alright. He has had of rough day”
>Hype looks a bit relieved at Pen’s approval, probably worried that he was about to suggest another crazy ride”
>Traversing the depopulated park, you eventually come across the ride you were looking for
>The merry go round sits before you, in a little clearing
>The seats that you can chose from look pretty assorted. There’s a couple chariots, a rocket, a boat, and various animals
>As your party approaches it, you find that that there's nopony in sight around it
>>25392087
Choose the most vicious animal.
Now choose the most vicious animal that's not a batpony and ride it.
>>25392087
examine merry go round for terms like:
'extreme'
'of death'
'atomic'
etc.
>>25392087
ROCKET MAAAARE
BURNING OUT HER FUSE UP HERE ALONE
>>25392229
Gar can show her his red rocket
>Trotting up to it, you pause a few feet shy
>You’re not falling for this again
>Slowly walking in a circle around the ride, you search for any troubling names or warnings
>Especially those that contain such key words as ‘death’, atomic’, ‘pain’, or otherwise
>Completing your lap you pause, giving it another look over
>It looks completely normal… and you didn’t see any disturbing titles or signs
>Maybe this ride is normal?
“Well, looks safe to me”
>You two friends walk up on it, choosing their seats as you look over your options
>Oh cool, you could pretend to be an astronaut on the rocket!
>Moving over towards it, Hype beats you there happily climbing on top into the seat
>Fine, you didn’t want it anyway
>Examining your other choices, you look for the most terrifying animal
>And locate a bat
>Moving away from it, you decide that it’s just too spooky and proceed to climb onto the second most terrifying animal that you can find, a snail
>Your choices were slim, ok?
>As you get propped up in the seat, the ride slowly begins, soothing music playing alongside colorful lights
>After a few laps around with no problems, you feel at ease
>Pen is a couple seats behind you on what appears to be a large bottle, while Hype is in front of you a few spaces enjoying his rocket
>Maybe this isn’t so bad…
>Closing your eyes, you take a relaxed breath
>And promptly smell smoke
>A dull rumbling begins
>>25392525
Well we have to keep our legs inside the ride at all times. It would be wrong to get off.
>>25392525
Look for the source of the smoke.
>>25392525
look for a fire.
if you cant find fire, assume this is part of the ride and look for a way to strap in.
>>25392525
nooooooooo
>Hype's rocket is taking off.
>No. No not again. Please not again
>Frantically looking around as the rumbling continues, you search for a fire to no avail
>But you can still smell the smoke as strong as ever
>Giving another visual sweep, you can’t find anything wrong other than the smell of slight vibrations
>You consider fleeing, but it did say to keep all hooves on the ride at all times, so you just can’t leave
>That’d be violating the rules!
>Trying to calm your nerves, you see how Pen and Hype look like they aren’t aware of anything out of the ordinary
>Maybe this is part of the ride?
>Yeah, you’re probably just over reacting
>Squeezing into your seat a little tighter, you go back to enjoying yourself
>A couple minutes pass, and the rumbling continues
>It’s probably just s small mechanical problem, everything still seems fine
>Looking out at the scenery, you smile as the trees rustle gently in the wind
>And proceed to get a little blurrier
>Hey, what’s going on?
>You feel like the side is speeding up
“Pen do you feel like we’re going faster?”
>”Why do you of say that?”
“I don’t know, it just seems like we a-“
>your head snaps back as you get whiplash
>The merry go round begins to spin at an ungodly speed, rivaling even the roller coaster that you were on
>Your mind searches for answers, until a blinding light flashes in front of you
>Squinting, you look at the situation
>Hype’s rocket has ignited, propelling the entire ride at break neck speeds
>Your bat friend looks like he’s freaking out, tears in his eyes as he desperately looks back at the flames
>>25392850
Putitoutputitoutputitout
>>25392850
can we extinguish it with our magic?
>>25392850
How the fuck is this place even still running? Tell hype to hold on tightly.
>>25392850
THERE IS NOTHING AMUSING ABOUT THIS AMUSEMENT PARK
>>25392879
>critfail
>We're going faster now
>>25392850
When this is all over, we very clearly need to take Hype to get un-cursed or something. Maybe throw some salt around or buy him a ward.
>>25393302
We can take him to Shade and try to explain that Shade knows about curses without revealing what we're doing or how we know him.
>OH MY GOD
>HOW HAS THIS PLACE NOT BEEN CONDEMNED? WHAT EVEN IS THIS?
>Focusing as hard as you can you attempt to put out the flames with your magic
>Gritting your teeth, you feel like you’re making progress
>But then the afterburner kicks in
>If not for already holding on for your life, you’d have been tossed from the ride
>The sound of Hype wailing assaults your ears, his tears vaporizing as they fly into the exhaust behind him
>Somewhere behind you you swear you hear Pen laughing
>You want to get off the ride, but it seems like it never ends
>Squeezing your eyes shut, you pray to god to get you off this cruel merry go round called life
>After an eternity, the glowing flames seem to die down, ride loosing velocity
>Even as dizzy as you are, the outside world doesn’t appear to be as blurry
>Soon, the ride slowly to a gentle halt, all is quiet
>Shaking, you lay there, unable to comprehend what happened
>Only through sheer will power are you able to get off the ride walking a few feet away before hurling into a nearby bush
>Propping yourself against a pole, you hear a whirring noise
>Looking up, a picture slides out of a box above you
>It shows Hype and you in a state of frenzy, tears pouring out of your friend’s eyes
>In the background Pen as waving a claw in the air, a jovial look on his face
>A mass of bat pony flops down beside you, hyperventilating
>You wish you could somehow comfort him, but you can’t even do it for yourself
>”That was of crazy! No?”
“Y-yeah…”
>Penacriss grins enthusiastically above you, feathers all ruffled
>”Was of good time… Can we of go to water rides now?”
>>25393425
I dunno, I think Hype's going to die if he takes any more of this.
>>25393425
Sure, we'll watch...
>>25393425
You go ahead. We'll just take a break.
>>25393425
Hype is not for bully, pen.
>>25393425
fuck that we should get the hell out of here. Though I think I understand. This place was designed by a griffin wasn't it?
>>25393425
You can go ahead, we'll just watch. Make sure you avoid drowning.
>You look at him with a mixture of shock on confusion
>The dude watched one of his friends almost die three times and he STILL wants to stay at this death trap of a park
>”N-no more… Please”
“Yeah Pen, I think another ride will kill Hype if he goes on it”
>”Aw, oh come on! Just one more, water rides look like great fun!”
“You’re half cat, you shouldn’t even like water!”
>”Is beside point”
>Looking over at Hype, his eyes plead with you
>Plead you to spare his from this amusement park
“… You go on ahead and get on the ride Pen. We’ll watch from the side”
>”Yes!”
>He runs off to the water rides, you and Hype slowly following behind
“And don’t drown you fool!”
>”I-I don’t want to be here anymore Gar”
“It’s ok, we’re done with rides. We’ll let Pen have his fun and then get the hell out”
>You and Hype take a seat on a bench along a trail, view of a rushing ride river before you, rafts whipping down it
>You can see Pen run into a small building before disappearing
“Listen, Hype. All these accidents happening to you aren’t normal, right?”
>”Oh no, not at all. They just started today”
“… You aren’t like cursed or anything, are you?”
>”I-I don’t think so… How would I know?”
“Have any run ins with wizards, or witches, or Gypsies or anything?”
>”Well… A few months back I kept trying to hit on some weird foreign mare at a bar. I just wasn’t getting the hint and then she got fed up and told me that I would suffer the fate of a life without procreation”
>”That’s… weird”
>”You’re telling me, and then a flock of crows blackened the sky for a few minutes before she left!”
>>25393959
You might wanna see a zebra or something, cause I think you're cursed, bud.
>>25393959
Was he that annoying? Jesus. What did she look like? Maybe all you have to do is apologize to her? Or just go to sleep tonight thinking of her and she'll talk to you.
Curses work like that apparently. We saw it in a book once we think.
>>25393959
Side quest added for when we return to baltimare.
>>25394055
This.
>>25393959
Our racist subconscious should find it very amusing that a bat is cursed to never spread it's taint.
>>25394224
>Not wanting to be Uncle Gar to his lovably awkward foals
>A bat pony cursed to never spread it’s seed? Brutal
“So wait, she said that you were cursed to never had sex?”
>”I guess so”
“…But you had sex the other night”
>”Yeah?”
>Oh boy…
“You might want to see a professional bud, because I’m pretty sure you’re cursed”
>”Oh no! I-I can’t be cursed, only bad ponies get cursed”
>Hey, you’re not that bad
“Calm down Hype. You remember what she looked like?”
>”Yeah?”
“Well just find her and apologize”
>”But she could be anywhere!”
“Well hey, I’ll let you in on a little secret I read. When you go to bed tonight, think about her real hard, because she might be able to talk to you in your sleep”
>”Really?”
“Yeah, I mean it”
>”Wow, thanks Gar!”
“No problem”
>The two of you sit there silently, enjoying the sound of rushing water
>Wonder where Pen is?
>”Oh, hello there Mr. squirrel!”
>Looking down a little brown squirrel sits on his haunches, tail twitching as it looks up to him
>”Are you looking for nuts? Sorry, I don’t have any”
>Poor Hype’s been reduced to talking to animals
>Looking back to the water ride, a familiar griffon is rushing down the river in a raft, laughing his head off as he goes by
”Look Hype, there goes Pen!... Hype?”
>”AAAAH! G-get them off me! Gaaaaaaaar!”
>Turning around a pack of squirrels are attempting to shove Hype into the crook of a tree like a nut
>>25394648
How does one even respond to that?
Help, I guess.
>>25394648
I think those squirrels think that hype is a kind of... nutty. heh heh. Telekinetic grip hype and pull him away from them. Use your wings hype, use your wings!
>>25394648
Save him and suggest taking a nap sooner rather than later.
Like buy a tranquillizer.
Rescue him, then give him a glass of warm milk and sing a lulliby while pen picks him up and rocks him to sleep.
>>25394648
Okay yeah we're leaving.
Grab the nut, grab the bigger nut and get out of here.
[Mindless chittering intensifies]
>You just sit there for a moment, brain having difficulty trying to process what you see
>Hype flails his hooves to no avail, screaming for help as multitudes of furry little rodents drag him further into the tree, some of them stuffing him between two branches
>You’re not sure exactly what to make of it, but all you know is that it aint right
>Standing up, you casually walk over, thoughts on the situation still rendering
>”Gar please, make them stop! they- Ow!- They think I’m a nut!”
>Oh, you’re a nut alright Hype
>Powering up your magic you seize him by the tail, pulling firmly
>”Ouch! H-hey, not so hard!”
“Use you wings Hype, help me out here!”
>The bat unfurls his wings, knocking a few of the tree rats off of him as he frantically flaps
>Another couple hard pulls later, and he pops out from the crook of the tree, flying quickly to your side
>”Th-they want to store me for winter! Save me Gar!”
>The squirrel sit there, chittering while their fluffy tails flick around
>But a second later they all scatter as a large griffon walks up
>”Why are of so many snacks staring at you?”
“… No reason. Come on Pen, we need to leave, now”
>”Why?”
“Hype almost became squirrel feed”
>Shrugging he really doesn’t understand, but he obeys
>Soon, you make your way to the exit, the worker telling you all that she hoped you enjoyed yourselves and to have a nice day
Pausing here. Any questions before the thread dies?If anyone is wondering, I based that scene with the squirrels off of a couple real life experiences with my pet squirrel
>>25394984
Look at him with an eye twitching and tell him thank you.
>>25394995
explain.
>>25394995
So, those batponies who fell into the yard with the rabid dogs at the beginning, did they end up dying or did they just get cartoonish band-aids all over their bodies?
>>25394984
Let's just go back to the hotel where it's safe.
>>25394995
has hyped learned that you need to give ponies some personal space? how did the night go where he was cursed? What did hype do exactly?
>>25394995
Squirrels are top-tier pets.
Your ever do that thing where they sit on your shoulder and chitter in your ear?
>>25395014
The little shits are pretty aggressive when they think you have food, especially nuts and candy. I've ended up swarmed by them walking into a room before because I had something that they wanted
>>25395042
Oh they're around somewhere, don't worry about that
>>25395067What fetish can't you understand?
>>25395058
Hype's learned a lot about personal relations, especially about personal space. As for what he did, just being Hype
>>25395061
I've sat here writing this quest many a night with a squirrel eating nuts on my shoulder
>>25395082
cu.ckingSorry for any Swedes that may be here
>>25395098
kucking is weird. Think watching porn, but live, and your SO is one of the star actors.
