Lets write a weird ass winter holiday story. The rules are simple:
1. Write six sentences.
2. Said post must have at least 1 /m/ reference, good or bad.
3. First reply that meets the above two requirement will be the next part of the story, all replies after that are DQed.
4. No referencing forumfag people/drama/ similar bull shit.
5. And this is the hardest one of allkeep is SFW, this is a blue board after all.
This will go on until December 23 12:00AM Atlantic Time. After that the story will be posted in a pastebin or something, posts may be subjected to spelling and grammar errors.
>>13575682
>subjected to spelling and grammar error CORRECTIONS
Fuck me
>>13575682
In AD 2101, war was beginning.
>>13575707
Nah anon, you gotta be like:
In the grim dark future of 2101 Anno Domini there is only the beginning of a horrific war that was emerging on the horizon of tomorrow, the dawn of death. Krampus decided to play mischief that year with everyone of every religious diversity. The only one strong enough to smack his shit at Christmas time was motherfucking Demonbane. Krampus settled his punkass down, but vowed revenge as he and his son, The Grinch, plotted their revenge on Mount Crumpet below the bunker of Adolph Hitler. Now the terrorist organization Black Magma, lead by the Aztec god Quetzalcoatl, seek to revive Krampus's rampage while alligning themselves with the Decepticons and Neo Zeon. It was at this moment that the members of Sun Vulcan and Kamen Rider Black RX would avenge the power of the sun while riding Gundam Tryon Drei!
Shinji opened the door of the elevator and was scared out of his wits. In the elevator stood a leering man in yellow with a huge blonde pompadour. Shinji screamed in terror as the man grabbed him by the shoulders and pulled him into the elevator. He pinned Shinji against the wall and screamed "I'M GONNA VIOLATE YOU!" "No!" Shinji said, "This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!"
>>13575687
Thanks for nothing you bastard.
Santa Claus knew Rudolph was no match for the new Japanese mecha reindeer.
>>13575707
'The Feddies are bad!' the Zeons were singing!
>Fanfic thread
>No SpaceBoots.
Christmas Day, the Federation had just beat the Zeon menace when all of a sudden...
>>13576942
>>13577030
What part of "six sentences" did none of you understand?
Gundam 0090: Winter War.
Federation forces fight Zeon remnants on Europa. It is so cold that you have to be in a mobile suit, space ship, or a shelter, to not freeze to death. Feddies and Zeon use modified aquatic suits. Since Europe has a liquid water ocean under most of the surface ice. Federation is represented by Amuro in a Zeta Gundam Aqua Custom. Zeon is represented by a Not Char leading a bunch of Ple clones.
>>13577034
Christmas Day, the Federation had just beat the Zeon menace when all of a sudden... Christmas Day, the Federation had just beat the Zeon menace when all of a sudden... Christmas Day, the Federation had just beat the Zeon menace when all of a sudden... Christmas Day, the Federation had just beat the Zeon menace when all of a sudden... Christmas Day, the Federation had just beat the Zeon menace when all of a sudden... Christmas Day, the Federation had just beat the Zeon menace when all of a sudden...
>>13577038
fucking would read
MISSION
OUTER SPACE
SATISFACTION
GORILLA
GORILLA
GORILLA
>>13575682
How about you take that forum garbage back to mechatalk where it belongs?
During the night of Hanukah Larry Willmore was ran out of Detroit by a swarm of vajra that were mind controlled by the protodeviln. The Big O and Da-Guard were called into action only for the Berserk Fuhrer to charge particle cannon them to pieces because Vega wanted to prove his machine was better than the J-9 Griffon. It was up to Carlos Mencia to steal the medals to become Kamen Rider OOO to save the humans. Coop saw all this on his TV but thought "But Megas isn't ready, the new pain is waiting to dry". Congress kept flapping its yap until Chamber hovered in and gave an epic bro speech that they should stop yammering and fight. This pleased the chaos gods as they cackled in the bowels of the Warp.
>>13577908
>the new paint
DOOM:25K
After surviving the ordeals of hell and finally freeing earth from demonic infestation, doomguy realized the ways of warp.iddqd,iddqd idkfa idclip and idkfa - were actually latent powers as a psyker that allowed him to survive what we learn later in the fluff is the warp, and demons he battled were minions Khorne and nurgle. After realizing the the true horrors that lie in the cold cosmos, he decides to take control of the course of humanity and create the super human warriors who will never allow what happened to daisy, his pet bunny to repeat .
He names them in the memory of his fallen comrades -The space marines.
Vital Guarder and the Valvraves attempted a smear campaign against Shoji Kawamori only for Ultimate Gravion and Genesis GaoGaiGar to banish them to the hellish landscape of Mitsuo Fukada's rejected ideas pit. The two guardians of justice celebrated with the Aquarions with beer straight from Scotland. However, Mazinkaiser raised the prizes because it hated Christmas for some reason. That is when the heroes discovered The Grinch was controlling Mazinkaiser! Lots of punching ensued with Ultraman Belial arriving to the scene saying "Ho ho ho, you're all dead!", summoning his army of a hundred kaiju. The United Kingdom soon fell under the control of the forces of darkness while Neo Zeon prepared a colony drop on France.
>>13578557
>raised the prices
>A boy falls in love with a Gundam. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a one Ribbons Almark with an actual Gundam. Never minding the strange requirements to meet her, he immediately joins Celestial Being, and is overjoyed to find out that the Gundam has a crush on him as well
But, the next day when he recounts the previous day's conversation, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression...
>>13577038
13:00 Europa standard time.
The federation's prototype versatile peagsus class ship the Wesser is investigating reports of zeon remnants on Europa.
Aboard this ship lies Lt.Amuro Ray a famous war hero who is preparing to launch in his Zeta AC in order to search for a recon team which has been missing for 27 hours. Although they were sent to investigate zeon most crew on board are already aware of the actual mission, which is to test out new gear from Anaheim.
As Amuro is recalibrating some of the Zeta's finer movements before launch he is approached by it's mechanic who has some documents in hand.
"Ah, there you are, can you explain to me some of these new modules you guys added to Zeta?"
>>13575707
M.D Geist, the most dangerous must defeat Kira Yamato in a battle of destiny.
They must face off each other in order to decide who is going to save anime.
But their fight was interruped by the danger in dangerous land, which was-
>>13575707
Don't worry anon, I appreciate your efforts.
Bask Om looked tenderly on the object of his affection. For too long, he had coveted this beauty, this exquisite form. But the time was right. Removing all of his clothes, he finally took his rightful place, in the center of a hollowed out christmas ham. This was home now. This was where his heart was.
A man went into 4chan and on a thread replied:
There once was an anonymous poster.
Like everyone else he was a massive boaster.
What's this to do with /m/ they complained.
It's quite simple he explained.
It's all about atoaster
A cool mouth talked with dialogue. So much so it became a cherry ice cream mouth. Duran Duran rebooted Rio because the 80s returned into fashion. Slowly the 90s creeped up like the Elf on the Shelf. What better entity to do this than good old NT-1 Alex Gundam. Good old Alex placed the elf doll right next to Bernie's head on his wall.
>>13576025
>Shinji screamed in terror
Who wouldn't?
Here's a Kamen Rider one for y'all.
Kouta noticed how the weather was off in Helheim. It never snows. He began to miss his days back on Earth where the snowfall would symbolize the holidays.
And so, Kouta took a holiday with Mai. Leaving the care of Helheim to Sagara, they departed to Earth to begin their festivities.
Kamen Rider Wizard appeared as the last hope from despair. He infiltrated the North Pole all FABULOUS and whatnot. He fought a bunch of mutant elf zombies infected with Nurgle Rot and beat the tar out of them. Phoenix Phantom viewed the battle from the Sun and is still pissed off he cannot return to Earth. Then came the Getter Rays which struck the ice under Santa's workshop. Arising from the depths below was the Dragonsaurus.
