Symphogear RPG Edition
>Songs, CD/BD releases, lyrics and general information
http://pastebin.com/EeTkSpKa
>Hibiki Radio Station
http://hibiki-radio.jp/description/symphogear-gx
>Main S3 site
http://www.symphogear-gx.com/
>GX Zesshoushinai 1 [H&D]
https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=779923
>GX Zesshoushinai 2 [H&D]
https://kiboutoyume.wordpress.com/2016/02/21/symphogear-gx-zesshoushinai-2/
>GX Zesshoushinai 3 [H&D]
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=788322
>GX Zesshoushinai 4 [H&D]
https://kiboutoyume.wordpress.com/2016/04/09/symphogear-gx-zesshoushinai-4/
>Episode 13:
[Commie] - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=739337
[H&D] - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=759881
>Sixth BD Volume [RAW]
https://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=789194
>「SMASHING ANTHEMS」:
LOSSY V1 - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=754956
LOSSY V2 - https://www.nyaa.eu/?page=view&tid=754964
>[ExSCNet] Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX [320Kbps]
LOSSY - http://www.nyaa.se/?page=download&tid=797352
>GX Mega Folder
https://mega.nz/#F!19FVyBzQ!eKkp4fzmcyybty7rY5r0mA!wptxxQzI
Believe in justice and remember to GO WILD
Previous Thread: >>14190812
>>14194564
I am getting confused, which Hibiki are you talking about? The one with the cute butt?
Symphogear as an anime!
>>14194641
Whoa whoa whoa slow the fuck down.
That's dumb.
![[Commie] Senki Zesshou Symphogear - 04 [BD 720p AAC] [0B98A32A].mkv_snapshot_12.44_[2015.02.27_13.09.48].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IVR5ptf.jpg "[Commie] Senki Zesshou Symphogear - 04 [BD 720p AAC] [0B98A32A].mkv_snapshot_12.44_[2015.02.27_13.09.48].jpg")
>hope that I'll finally die in my sleep
>I woke up
I want to give up on living.
>>14194703
You sound like a quitter
>>14194641
>>14194641
Symphogear anime where the Stroganettes play as Hibiki, Tsubasa, and Chris
Why is she so hot?
RuLuRiRa, drink til full, gonna burst,
RuRuRiRa, can't hold it, gonna leak,
URINATE.... and URINATE! OoOoOoooh~
>>14194708
Of course because I fucking quit.
I'm already thinking of quickest suicide methods to use.
>>14194641
Fuck anime, gotta go with Tokusatsu
![[Over-Time] Kamen Rider Wizard - 37 [B84CA6ED].mkv_snapshot_07.59_[2016.04.03_21.16.55].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/h7VKriD.jpg "[Over-Time] Kamen Rider Wizard - 37 [B84CA6ED].mkv_snapshot_07.59_[2016.04.03_21.16.55].jpg")
>>14194728
Please don't give the rest of us Carolfags a bad name.
>>14194731
>exit bags exist
>literally foolproof
>still doesn't do it
How fucking much is a tank of helium and a CPAP mask again? $6?
>>14194718
isn't that the crazy ZoE chick?
>>14194731
Don't you fuckin' do it, anon. Don't you disappoint her.
>>14194731
Anon, please. Channel your despair into hatred, and just direct it outwards. Don't be a quitter, stick around and be a disgruntled asshole instead. Spread your misery, don't keep it to yourself.
>>14194757
>r, stick around and be a disgruntled asshole instead. Spread your misery, don't keep it to yourself.
yeah, shitpost on /v/ to vent your frustration.
I did that once when I had to work on Christmas
>>14194755
Yeah. I want to copulate with her.
>>14194751
>implying I even have money
AHAHAHAHAHAH
>>14194756
>>14194757
Even if I live on I won't do anything good anyway, might as well jump off a bridge and be fish food for the better good of this word.
>>14194761
>>14194768
Then just go do it instead of whining and begging for attention you fucking faggot. Your geahfu would be ashamed of your behavior either way.
>Because of quitters we have charcoal Kanade instead of chocolate Kanade.
>>14194772
>exit bags
>>14194768
>might as well jump off a bridge and be fish food for the better good of this word.
Pleb, you only get one chance to die and the best you can come up with it "jump off a bridge"?
>>implying I even have money
cops can't arrest you if you're dead
>>14194731
Just slab yourself, anon.
>>14194768
I'll never understand people who don't want to take out the world's trash before they go out. Why bother letting whatever drove you to suicide win?
>>14194768
Anon, stop. I know this feeling, don't take the easy way out, and don't let your waifu down like this.
>>14194784
RETURN
>>14194782
Suggest a better way.
Should I go to bed, /sgg/?
>>14194790
Is that how Hibiki got cursed in S1?
>>14194801
You should, this is suicide hour now.
>>14194801
It's someone else in the bed?
>>14194801
Oyasumi.
>>14194803
She shouldn't have saved that stray cat carrying that stone slab
>>14194801
No, you should play Thief.
>>14194801
You are going to miss the P5 announcement, Anon.
>>14194793
Its your suicide helpless wonder. If you're too lazy to head out to the way to the suicide clinic then you don't deserve the release of death.
>>14194817
>P5 announcement
How much longer?
>>14194734
Zenbu, is that you?
>>14194793
Don't commit suicide dude
My friend has tried multiple times but he has plenty to live for
Granted I've had a lot given to me and it's easy for me to say how good life is but suicide is definitely not the answer.
>>14194861
>My friend has tried multiple times but he has plenty to live for
As far as you know. I'm not him but I'm constantly wrestling with the fact that everything I do is for the sole purpose of furthering my own existence and nothing else. I've got no future other than working my ass off solely to provide myself with food and shelter so I don't die. I'd wager your friend is the same and just wants off this pointless, purposeless and unfulfilling ride.
>>14194793
Eat some scrap metal, that should do the job.
>>14194879
What makes you so sure that there's anything better than this on the other side of the equation?
>>14194884
There isn't. You just get to stop.
>>14194814
But I'm busy withXrd
>>14194893
Do I look like I care? Play some Thief horror missions.
>>14194814
The new one?
>>14194921
Hell no. Do you think I'm a man of poor taste?
Advice to suicidefags: eat leafy vegetables once a day, lift heavy stuff for 15 minutes thrice a week, limit fapping to once a night, take care of something/someone weaker than you (like a pet) once a week. If you still feel like dying, then go ahead.
>>14194932
I will, but because I was intending to install it anyway since last week, not because you're the boss of me, because you ain't.
Good god, this InstallSHIELD is nostalgic.
Since we've been talking about YuYuYu, the "uncensored" version of the WaSuYu Hero Diaries mention that the reason the Vertexes started attacking was something humans did that was similar to the story ofthe Tower of Babel. There wasn't any context to what that implied but I'm imagining the obivous.
>>14194976
I started replaying missions tonight because fucking Rondo Duo of all things has a very similar atmosphere to some of the horror missions. Rowena's Curse and Rose Cottage in particular, which are both must-play mods.
Goodnight /sgg/
>>14195019
Oyasumi, anon.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NEblnL1.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>14194956
>take care of something/someone weaker than you
This
Learn from Best Girl, who is alive solely because she has Hibiki's low self-esteem to validate her
>>14194994
Whoa, slow down there, master thief. I'm still trying to make the game even work in my nano-quantum-supercomputer from the year 3000.
>>14195060
The game runs on toasters, because it's from 16 years ago!
If you have too much trouble running it, Thief: The Dark Mod is the first game with better lighting and easier mod support. But you gotta download the levels yourself.
Speaking of video games, the Overwatch open beta is up.I haven't had this much fun playing an online shooter since I first tried TF2 back in like 2010
>>14195072
>The game runs on toasters, because it's from 16 years ago!
That's exactly the problem! My PC is apparently too good and from THE FUTURE for the game to work in it.
It came with a patch, which could have solved the freezes I'm having (with software rendering, hardware just gives a black screen after the mission cinematic), but I won't know by now, 64bits OSes are arcane alien technology for it.
>>14195084
I've been playing since Monday, it's great.
>>14195055
lesBEST
>>14195092
Why exactly don't you have legacy hardware on hand again?
>posted from a 3.2GHz Pentium 4 sat next to an AMD FX6350 and i5 quad laptop
>>14195108
That's a good idea, will probably do it whenever I even have regular hardware again and become 100% I won't fry every motherboard I touch in the foreseeable future.
>>14195116
Goodwill is a thing and they sell salvaged parts. Though even their 32-bit supply is running completely dry these days.
>>14195055
So your advice to anon is "get a lesbian girlfriend with a talent for fisting and a great butt"?
>>14192817
https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/news/2016-03-28/zegapain-adaptation-10th-anniversary-anime-film-retells-series-with-new-scenes-characters/.100365
>>14195126
She has to
1. Have suffered a grievous physical injury
2. Think she's worthless and literally only one person cares about her (just like Hibiki thinks of Miku
3. Be a tiny human being
>>14195092
>>14195116
Just run it in a VM if your hardware's so good.
>>14195137
Suicide might be more easier than finding someone like that.
>>14195128
>it's a movie
Interesting. They'll probably have to cut a considerable amount of the story to make it fit into one 1.5-2 hour film. I should re-watch the series, maybe see about that BD re-release, too. It was one of the very first anime I watched, and I remember adoring it back then. One of a fairly small number of anime to make me cry, too.
Thanks for the link, anon.
>>14195142
>if your hardware's so good.
It MAY be. For 1999. Maybe.
It's not my usual hardware that I use for normal gaming, just a makeshift one while I wait for the warranty shit on the parts that exploded.
>>14195154
You just need someone who complies to #3 and make #1 and #2 happen by yourself.
>>14195137
...Nanjo?
>>14194793
Helium, it's like the Cadillac of suicides.
>>14195084
>>14195102
I dig it, even if the /vg/ thread would call me a Bastion shitter.I fucking love Bastion
In S1 and G the noise were fearsome... in GX it looks like it's just there to have something to kill and use the gear on... really so useless, I wish we only had the dolls.
>>14195275
AlcaNoise isn't exactly Noise anyway.
Ignite module was more useless than AlcaNoise.
>>14195156
You better be exaggerating. I can get great performance out of even the weakest 64-bit shitheap, compared to legacy equipment. Running in a vm/compatibility mode should be adequate. Unless you're posting from some 64-bit Atom abortion.
>>14195275
I thought they were a bigger deal in GX than in G. They had literally no presence or effect in G, and they at least pretended to have some purpose in GX.
>>14195275
But if they didn't add the AlcaNoise in GX, the bushinoise won't have a better form.
>>14195352
>at least pretended to have some purpose in GX.
For all of a handful of torturously prolonged worfing-of-the-week episodes where they all went OH NO WE'RE USELESS AGAINST THEM until Daisleif came along and OH YES BACK TO PULVERIZING THEM WHILE THEY'RE STANDING PERFECTLY STILL
>>14195352
>they at least pretended to have some purpose in GX.
Remember the time in G when noise attacking a tower meant something, and when alcanoise swarming a city so bad in GX that you can hear the people screaming meant nothing?
The geahs didn't even go out and kill those alcanoise. Just the ones at the docks.
All of Nujabes music is on Apple Music- I can die happy
>>14195275
>In S1 and G the noise were fearsome
They were cannon fodder after episode one
Episode one inexplicably had the 2Div girls bust out a triple orgasm song against a Noise type that, like grape-kun, was subsequently never seen again
>>14194597
trumpet intensifies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04cm8X95c5g
>>14195396
ALL THE TRUMPETS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhLfLUtBZA4
>>14195389
>They were cannon fodder after episode one*
*except for the inexplicably godlike bukkake bird noise
>>14195419
They gain power from our desire to blow huge loads on/in the geahs
If they had intelligence of their own they'd be unstoppable
>>14195396
Although it lacks that legendary shot of Knight Blazer, I'm partial to Resistance Line ver. T RU M P E T.
The moment when it suddenly kicks in during the chorus after a bunch of subdued guitar is way too fucking good.
>>14195419
There's a "defeating lesbians with the power of dick milk" joke in there somewhere.
![Symphogear GX - 02 [D9F17490].mkv_snapshot_21.19_[2016.05.05_00.26.15].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UupmSrr.jpg "Symphogear GX - 02 [D9F17490].mkv_snapshot_21.19_[2016.05.05_00.26.15].jpg")
>>14195419
Arcanoise where kind of hit or miss. Bushi noise was musashi as fuck.
>>14195396
>>14195402
Did anyone here say trumpets?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2XKyvxdbyc
>>14195402
tenor > bari > soprano > alto
fight me saxnerds
>>14195449
>Alto that low
I'm a stringfag, not a saxnerd, but I'll fight you anyway.
>>14195443
>Chris guitar
>Biki trumpet
>Tsubasa drums
make it happen satellite
>>14195476
Tsubasa can probably only play taiko drums though, sit her down at a regular drumset and she wouldn't even be able to keep a beat.
>>14195502
I'm sure she's not that bad at instruments.
I think I saw lolibasa with a shamisen in a TsubaMari tapestry before.
>>14195462
Bari has the low range and sounds great up high, soprano has the high range and sounds great in it, tenor in in between but has the best color, alto sounds like shit.
t. tenor player
>>14195510
She's not bad at instruments in general, she's just hopeless with any that aren't from Japan. That's the joke.
>>14195510
she defiantly knows the shamisen at bare minimum being a proud Japanese women
>>14195515
But what if its a drumset made in Japan?
Electric shamisen intensifies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Ka0WFqftA
>>14195527
Oh hey NoWaYu crossover fanart.
>>14195402
YES
>>14195543
Chikage and Tamako have silly hair.
>>14195543
so is this a manga or what? looks cute and probably full of suffering.
>>14195588
It's a novel set 298(?) years before YuYuYu.
Why did GX kill the series? Why does the zombie have a 4th and 5th season. Someone kill it.
>>14195624
This series will continue as long as King Records is alive. Deal with it.
>>14195630
yes but will Chris finally ever get a figma.
>>14195624
>zombie geahs
>>14195630
As the wheel of mediocrity continues to turn so does the death of men.
>>14195624
It didn't.
It boosted sales, and quality and the series was overal better because there was much less hibitchki
Season 4 will have hibiki demoted to a tertiary character so the show will be even better
And so, the shitposting starts.
>>14195640
>quality and the series was overal better
kanako pls
I wouldnt mind a new cast though. DMJii are shitty main cast, I'd rather they get moved out.
>>14195650
I reluctantly agree, yeah, they are pretty one note.
>>14195656
well Id rather the show actually do something with them instead of just booting them aside before they got a real chance.
You do have to separate them though. They're too joined at the hip and its going to where their only trait is gay duo. They're like a slightly less gay Timon and Pumba
Should we downsize to a team of 4? Hibiki, Tsubasa, Chris, and Maria going on international adventures?
>>14195673
Cut out Maria and you're good.
>>14195673
Just the gear trio is fine.
Chris doing cool things with Tsubasa is better than Maria trying to drag Tsubasa into her bed anyway.
>>14195673
>S4 plays out in Russia.
>Gaybies and Sunshine can't come because they couldn't contain the gay.
>>14195667
Dose them with 10 cc's of hetero and that should ungay them enough to go to the bathroom by themselves.
>>14195667
You best not be insulting Timon and Pumba's relationship.
>>14195689
Much purer relationship then anything any of the gears have.
>>14195667
I was about to say that maybe they should explore more of their backstories, what shaped them in the FIS cages, the lives they had before FIS, whatever remains of their old families, but then I remembered we could end up in a topdad situation again, somehow.
What about having S4 being episodic, with different groupings of gears going out on missions, and a slow buildup of S5s main enemy?
>>14195707
They get real hobbies and real friends that have different interests.
>>14195707
But there would be no dad to top. They are orphans, and orphans don't have parents.
>>14195707
you don't even have to do all that. Just give em something a bit unique. Even something as simple as say Shirabe wanting to visit Disney world really badly. Maybe Kiri wants to learn to dance or bake
>>14195716
So you want a SONG SoL that eventually has a big monster show up at the end?
So you want Konosuba but with geahs?
>>14195716
That'll be nice so we can see interactions of geahs other than their pairings and possibly more SoL.
>>14195723
I want something with better individual interactions, while uncovering clues that the main enemy has left around. Would be a good introduction to custodians, to slowly reveal them over the course of a whole season, and have more room for other things in S5.
>>14195723
Please don't bring up KonoSuba here
you know what happened to the last thread we had that discussion
>>14195575
I like how Tamako's hair (along with her physique, color scheme and weapon) makes her look like the offspring of Hibiki and Shirabe.
>>14195588
A light novel serialized in some magazine, but they announced there's going to be a manga adaptation.
>>14195733
What happened and which thread? Megumin best girl.
>>14195718
But then turns out Kirika had a brother who was still alive all along, turns out he sold her to that nice white haired scientist man for crack money, nowadays he's still a crack whore and every dialogue he has with her is asking for the money Ver didn't pay, but then he's "heartwarmingly" redeemed with no repercussions for some reason.
>>14195733
What happened to the last thread?
Also, you don't want goofy episodes of "X hangs out with Y in France" or some shit?
>>14195743
This sounds like something Kaneko would really do and it angers me.
>>14194597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6oPlIExfmY
>>14195743
And he rapes Shirabe before he's redeemed and forgiven.
SENKOU soon fellow gunplafags
>>14195763
Where are the funnels?
>>14195743
How much did he sell Kirika for?298 yen?
>>14195763
Noice
>>14195758
>"Not rape, she liked it!" becomes his catchphrase, sitcom style
so are seasons 4 and 5 gonna be one big story or just two regular ones? Because with 26 episodes to work with I really don't think they'd have the same problems GX did. A lot of that could have worked on paper if they had more time to develop it.
>>14195773
We don't know and probably won't know for sure until the middle of S4
>>14195773
I want to pretend taht the reason why they got two, is just so they could stretch out what they want to do.
>>14195773
Yes please, I want it to be just like Strikers.
>>14195778
>just like StrikerS
>StrikerS
Please, no.
![Nanoha_StrikerS_26_Final_DVD[H264][71B6330D].mkv_snapshot_10.52_[2014.10.05_18.20.14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xZblIie.jpg "Nanoha_StrikerS_26_Final_DVD[H264][71B6330D].mkv_snapshot_10.52_[2014.10.05_18.20.14].jpg")
>>14195786
Fuck you Subaru was the best thing in the whole damn franchise
>>14195778
>>14195786
>everyone is aged up by like three years
>all are retired except for DMJii, who are the main characters
>only cameos by Caroline
>Genjuro still commanding the bridge
>no big bad, but the episodes build up to something that never exists
>>14195793
No. Seeing Nanoha in her prime reproductive years was.
Why can elf9 be as perfect as megumin?
>>14195793
Subaru and Tea weren't even that great.
>>14195800
Seeing someone in their prime reproductive years and never being able to do that is a shame.
>>14195804
She can't. She doesn't have the arts of being soft or kittyfaces down yet. She put all points into alchemy when she should have put it into explosions!
>>14195796
>>14195778
Stop trying to give them bad ideas
>>14195800
But that's from S1, silly.
>>14195815
I like how you say that to Symphogear Strikers, but Kirika having a rapist older brother who sold her is fine.
>>14195818
Fujitaka pls
>>14195818
Hello, pedobear.
>>14195640
The Hibiki shitposter is evolving. We must kill him before he becomes too sentient
>>14195820
Just because I didn't reply to it specifically doesn't automatically mean I approve of it, dumbass. The thread already moved past that conversation.
>>14195820
>Kirika having a rapist older brother who sold her is fine.
What are you suggesting here?
>>14195828
>being this upset at being called out on retardation
>>14195834
>KONO FINE DA
>>14195837
>Being this much of a shitposter
I think someone needs a hug
>>14195845
What is a hug?
Some kind of pet animal?
>>14195845
Yeah, you, because you're soaked in tears and need someone with a dry shirt to soak it up.
>>14195851
Sounds gay
![Symphogear - 09 [BD 720p AAC] [C314E8CE].mkv_snapshot_03.16_[2016.05.02_01.34.41].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cigYhyt.jpg "Symphogear - 09 [BD 720p AAC] [C314E8CE].mkv_snapshot_03.16_[2016.05.02_01.34.41].jpg")
here's a question I had not just in regards to Symphogear but in any secret military base.
Who's filling the vending machines? Somehow I don't think the coke guy has Q clearance
>>14195857
Isn't right now supposed to be prime Aussie hours? You've gotta step up your game if you wanna compete.
>>14195870
That reminds me. Didn't the Evangelion movies have something similar?
>>14195870
They can shut up people saved by the Symphogears, so I see no reason why they can't shut up deliverymen.
>>14195870
>Somehow I don't think the coke guy has Q clearance
They contract with Pepsi instead.
>>14195887
Gross. I wouldn't expect SONG to mistreat their employees like that.
![Symphogear - 04 [BD 720p AAC] [0B98A32A].mkv_snapshot_12.45_[2015.09.30_02.19.21].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jyiST2z.jpg "Symphogear - 04 [BD 720p AAC] [0B98A32A].mkv_snapshot_12.45_[2015.09.30_02.19.21].jpg")
>>14195887
>pepsi
>>14195887
This is why Tsubasa fell into depression.
>>14195673
Cut hibiki and the quality will become better.
The show may even become a top 200 one on the MAL top list.
She's kind of a waste, she's always been weaker, always caused situations to worses and is a tantrum throwing bitch
>>14195870
I imagine the driver delivers pallets of soda to a designated warehouse. Then low-ranked SONG Support Staff collect the pallets and bring them to the secret base, where either they or another group of support staff stock the machines.
I've done it before. Stocking vending machines isn't complex.
>>14195887
>>14195890
>>14195898
Pepsiman Noise when?
>that horrible moment when you're like 5 watching the commercial, and he OPENS HIS MOUTH
>>14195887
What kind of monsters would subject their employees to the horrors of Mountain Dew and Mug root beer?
>>14195909
>I've done it before.
Deliver soft drinks to secret underground facilities?
>>14195919
>What kind of monsters would subject their employees to the horrors of Mountain Dew and Mug root beer?
>>14195919
>Mug root beer
Mug ain't bad. At least it isn't Barqs.
One thing I can say about the root beer sub-industry: nobody tastes alike. Stuff like cola and cream soda, usually everyone tastes the same with maybe one outlier, but root beer is extremely varied for being a specific flavor.
>>14195933
>Mug ain't bad. At least it isn't Barqs.
There is something horrifically wrong with your taste buds.
>>14195933
>Barqs
>bad
I take offense to that.
>>14195930
>one of Fine's reincarnations is whoever invented Mountain Dew
>>14195938
Barqs is just lame. Whenever I think of it, I think of it being paired with cheap movie popcorn at a Regal theatre. Mug is what you get if you order lunch at a restaurant. AW is what you get when you feel like having a big dick and being successful.
>>14195948
Mug just tastes like watered down Barqs dude, I dunno what you think you've been drinking.
Who loves orange soda?
Kirika loves orange soda.
>>14195946
And Doritos?
>>14195773
Probably some build up to either remove bitchki's powers or just completely kill her off and then Chris and Tsubasa become bad ass
>>14195954
Barqs never not tastes flat. I've been drinking it almost every day for TWO YEARS because it's the only root beer my dining hall offers.
>>14195956
Don't fucking kid. Kirika drinks mountain dew. Every variant.Apparently Pitch Black is back.
>>14195957
surprisingly no. Bugles on the other hand.
Hibiki: Coke
Miku: Coke Zero
Tsubasa: Dr Pepper 10
Chirs: Cherry Coke
Kirika: Mt Dew
Shirabi: Sprite
Maria: tab
>>14195969
>coke
She's carbonated diarrhoea
>>14195969
Maria's cream soda. Not AW cream soda, but like Big Blue/Big Red.
>>14195969
>Miku: Coke Zero
So the secret ingredient is Hibiki's bodily fluids?
>>14195975
man I could really go for a Jones right now
>/sgg/ : Carbonated Drinks general
>/sgg/ - Soft Drinks General
>>14195969
>all: shit
>>14195984
>>14195985
>/sgg/ - names mind
>tfw Idon't drink soft drinks at all since I was a kid
I must be the only person on Earth, except Africans who doesn't even know the taste of proper food
>>14195987
>Internet explorer
What year are you posting from?
>>14195991
you weren't one of those weirdos whose parents never allowed sugary treats or rated R movies are you?
>>14195991
Why? Nothing wrong with soda unless it's the only thing you drink.
>>14195991
Or North Korea, I guess?
>>14195994
Present Day
Present Time
from my POS windows mobile phone
>>14196006
>someone with a Windows Phone
The legends are true!
>>14196000
I don't like the feeling you get when you drink carbonated drinks. But I do like the taste.
>>14195999
Actually, they always give sugary shit to me.
>>14195969
Coke Zero is my fucking weakness. Anytime a food joint has it, I'm getting it.
>>14195925
No. Put sodas and bags of chips into vending machines.
>>14196021
Is it fun?
>>14196009
>legends
Is the Windows Phone a sacred relic?
>>14196021
>tfw you dip your chips into soda
>gives the chips fruity flavors
>gives the soda more salt
>>14196029
Gross
>>14196009
Hey, I've been sitting over here with mine for five years!I use it to take high quality pictures of my balding.
>>14196029
You must be American.
>>14196024
It's meh. I guess the best part is taking the box of coins out of the machine cause that's like a couple hundred bucks right there. But after a while it's just more work, like any other job.
>>14196036
We're not all disgusting like that anon
>>14196029
My dad only eats bread by dipping it in coffee and mixing them together until the whole thing is a horror movie goop.
>>14196035
There's more than one of us here? Interesting. I wouldn't call this camera high-quality compared to most but it's decent.
Not like those sodas listed, which are all shit.
Am I in /ck/ now?
>>14196021
you ever put in skittles?
>>14196047
I have one of those ones with the camera jutting out the back. I can take extremely close up shots of the stitching on my pants, and I get reception EVERYWHERE. I just don't have apps.
>>14196049
Do you want to be?
>>14196049
Nah, that was back when we went on that steak tangent
>>14196019
Never really liked it myself, it's got kind of an uncanny valley effect on me, it's close to the familiar Coke taste, but 'something is off'.
On the other hand, I have a similar weakness forPepsi Twist.
>>14196052
I don't think anon puts spiders in vending machines.
>>14196054
Needs more skittles
>>14196052
Which skittles are we talking about here?
>>14196054
This shit still gets me everytime I read it.
>>14196061
>Needs more skittles
so that's just a thing that exists now in our little universe, isn't it.
Skittles were a mistake.
>>14196069
The side conversations between anons is the best part.
>>14196071
I love the shit /sgg/ spews.
Like Nana blowing up space shuttles, cloning Nana, Nana becoming some kind of universe demigod, and giving funerals for refrigerators.
>>14196083
tell me we have some of those saved
>>14196079
Oh
This is one I hadn't seen before
Somehow /ck/'s horror stories are way grosser than /k/'s experiences with MRE rations, those just end up being hilarious.
>>14196084
We have the SpaceX and fridge-kun saved.
I don't think anyone saved cloning Nana and the universe demigod.
>>14196054
>How many times can you microwave a bowl of ramen before ot begins questioning its existence?
That one gets me every time
>>14196085
>/k/'s experiences with MRE rations, those just end up being hilarious.
Post some. I've never seen them.
>>14196054
>>14196079
Sentience was a mistake.
>>14196092
I'm on my phone in bed right now, I don't have them handy.
Long story short they usually end in ass eruptions.
A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.
>>14196100
and why would you post this on /sgg/?
>>14196100
>>14196105
Not him, but I got a healthy discussion started before trying to wonder if someone ejaculating out of the back of a truck going 28mph would fall flat on the ground.
I still believe my hypothesis is correct, but I don't have a truck to test it with.
>>14196100
You wouldn't download a person
Especially not with shitty Canadian internet
>>14196105
sperm is great general
>>14195956
I like this slut
