>"Wow! That was AMAZING. What do you call yourselves?
>"The Brothers Karamazov!"
>Jorge, che... Decime tú que lo sabés todo. ¿Cuál es la primera letra del alfabeto hebreo?
>Pues El Aleph.
I swear Nietzsche did this with every fucking book, he created this meme
>>7640712
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>>7640810
This might be the least intelligent poster on /lit/.
Take a good look lads, mind his mistakes.
>>7640815
fuck off
>>7640712
>"But they weren't just ANY notes... they were notes... FROM UNDERGROUND."
Dostoevsky was a hack. even more so when he tries to mix it up a little
>I have done the crime; and now, I must face my punishment.
Like, come on, are you even trying?
>>7642167
>Do the crime ya do the time. Did I mention alyosha is the hero and represents good values? Look how good he is! He is so cool headed.
>>7642180
Not edgy enough for you?
>>7642212
>speaking of edgy, I will now explain that their father was an adulterous alcoholic who didn't care for his children and was an alcoholic. He liked to have orgies and drink
>>7642225
Yet his son loved him, and his murder was wrong no matter how vile of a person he was.
>>7642180
Perhaps Alyosha was so empty of his own distinct character as a device to allow the reader to imprint his own morality and thereby increase the satiric exploration of human corruption
>>7642318
Alyosha had a very distinct character. Zosima was the one who was the voicebox for Dostoevsky, not Alyosha. Alyosha was just a beautiful Christian, but he had a distinct character and personality.
>>7640712
>"New York City is just chock full of Women and Men."
come on, McElroy.
>>7642233
>was wrong
dude in
>2016
>>7640712
this, i think, is actually a very good joke.
best thread currently on /lit/
>>7640712
Only a pleb reads Dostoyevsky.
>>7642318
>not knowing that Aloysha was Dostoyevsky's idea of what his son would have been like if he hadn't died of tuberculosis
An utter blockhead
>After all, WE are the champions!
Fuck off, Pynchon.
>Standing before the athenian council, convicted of his crimes in corrupting the youth, time has come for socrates to make an apology.
Plato you utter hack.
>>7643956
you have a tiny penis.
>>7644035
I don't even have a penis.
>It was only in the very and that Gustav von Aschenbach realized that he had found death in Venice.
>>>7644061
>implying I'm a human
>only one man can save us now... Eugene Onegin
Jesus Christ, is this a just Russian thing or what?
>I'm afraid Pierre, there's only two truths in this world... War and Peace!
>>7644055
faggot.
get out.
>>7644071
This sounds like part of a fucking metal gear monologue.
>I'm a pedophile in denial. I know it's wrong, and oh I'm such a horrible human being, but did you see the curves on that 13 year old?
> brought up as a gentleman,—in a word, as a young fellow of...great expectations.
ooh ooh they said it!
>>7640712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg
>forget it Patrick, it's Dublin and we are... the Dubliners
>Stephan froze. There on the mantlepiece was a portrait of the artist as a young man
>In that moment, Buck Mulligan realised he truly was a modern Ulysses
>Come on, if we don't hurry (pgfdgrg relghergdhgg cthulhu faltagennnn) we'll be late for Finnegan's Wake!
EVERY
FUCKING
BOOK
>>7644055
gril
bump for ebin bread
>"and so," Chichikov said, "we have finally become...Dead Souls."
Damn it, Gogol, not you as well
>>7644740
He has done it a lot of times
>In the end I had become the greatest Cossack, I, Taras Bulba
>Thank you for reading, and I hope you all leave with a greater appreciation for Mythology: Timeless Tales of Gods and Heroes.
>And then Meursault realized... all along, he was The Stranger
That didn't even make sense, Christ, are you even trying Camus?
>I must say... our lives truly were One Hundred Years of Solitude.
Fucking seriously Marquez?
>>7640712
I hate how they made them say it at the same time and flourish in the movie. It was really corny. The costumes were cool, though.
>>7644863
Dude what. That's not how that book ends at all.
These are always the worst threads on /lit/.
>>7644034
Breh that ends with one of the most famous lines in all of literature.
>I to die and you to live - Which is better, God only knows.
>>7644874
I hate people who come into these threads and make shit up just to be funny.
>>7644874
Holy shit, he actually got me for a second. I looked it up, and here is the real last sentence. (By here, I mean in the picture.)
>>7644874
>>7644887
>being this fucking new
>>7644865
In all seriousness, García Márquez did exactly this in No One Writes to the Colonel. It was a bit painful to read.
>Perhaps, however, our very physical survival hinges on our ability to consummate the act of assuming fully the "nonexistence of the Other", of...tarrying with the negative!
>>7645772
Fuck! I was going to read that but now the meme won't be a surprise. FML
>And then Hagrid told me that I, Harry Potter, actually am... a wizard.
Fucking really, Artemis Fowl?
>"You did it!", Gandalf proclaimed with a hearty laughter. "You finally did it, Frodo! You have become the Lord of the Rings after all!"
....TOLKIEN! What were you thinking?!
>>7642180
What did you expect? The book was narrated by monk.
>>7640734
>Decime tú
Orientals keep moving.
>Truly this is dante inferno
Fucking dropped
>>7645989
>And so in that moment, as the sun set and the clouds rolled in, I truly was Organic Chemistry: An Applied Approach to the Fundamental Processes of Life
Really?
>>7647457
i lol'd
>The house measured different on the outside than on the inside. This was because it was a house of leaves.[11]
>But at the end of the battle, there was a catch - 22 of our men were inevitably lost.
>sweat of night blues moist upon them. Feefee! phopho!!
>foorchtha!!! aggala!!!! jeeshee!!!!! paloola!!!!!! ooridiminy!!!!!!!
>Afeared themselves were to wonder at the class of a crossroads
>puzzler he would likely be
>A Finnegans Wake
Fucking dropped.
>>7644085
13 isn't pedophilia and girls that age have the best curves when they actually have them.
>Oedipa settled back, to await the crying of lot 49.
>Ishmael stroked again and again the length of Moby's Dick
Really, Melville?
>>7648053
lol good one, I love this meme
>>7648079
its real though
>>7648170
Haha yeah right
>>7648175
just kidding man lol. thought i could trick ya ;p
"A then he could see that it was really a Holy Bible."
Goddammit, Holy Spirit.
>>7648222
>This was the Genesis of all things
>So began the Israelite's Exodus
>Then Moses meet the man called... Leviticus
Who the fuck was this J Author cunt anyway?
>after transcribing the secret golden plates found in his yard, Joseph smith realised he had created the Book of Mormon.
>>7648051
Found the humbert humbert
>It was then I realized I had truly become the Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Really freddy, really?
>"Pape Satan, pape Satan aleppe", Pluto said.
>"Damn, that babble makes no sense" I thought. And then I realized all that nonsense was truly a Divine Comedy.
Dante...
