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Previous thread >>6557828
>>6558773
pls?
first for summer
>>6558784
I don't understand what you're saying. I'm women's size 12 and there are no shoes available to me. The only sites that sell size 12 are expensive special sites with catalogue made to suit the 30+ yo category rather than anything I'm looking for. 2500 per toe is going to take a while to save for, I got no idea how I'm going to make it without shoes for the next 5-10 years or something.
>>6558793
Nth for <3 u all
>>6558807
What are you talking about
Nordstrom rack
Threadup
>>6558807
Wear boyish casual shoes I guess.
Fucking image limit
>TFW pack of fresh out of higschool pants-below-ass hoodlums found out I'm trans at work
>I'm no longer "sweetie & baby"
>waitress who's friends with my s.o. told them
>kept intentionally calling me bro and slurring while half in is gendering me while hooting and hollering around the kitchen with 45minute ticket times b/c they kept goofing off
>TFW 15minute ticket times for me
>TFW the manager chewed them all out for being disrespectful towards me
>TFW she gave me their tips for the night
>TFW they glare at me but have no idea who I am/what my background is
>I'm just waiting for one to talk to me a little too-much before I unleash the boy-emasculating-oil-cunt in me
>TFW I make 18/hr and they make 11
>got hight AF last night as well, chiropractor this morning, starting to get dizzy from SSRI withdrawals.
How're you /mtfg/?
>>6558793
This shit right here
Yaaaaasssss
night of the thumpasorus people's best track
>tfw u miss ur gf
>>6558820
I'm so sorry
<3
Who /big fucking hands/ here?
>>6558822
s-selamat pagi bexe-chan
>>6558831
me
>>6558822
iktf
>Tfw sleepy but dog wants to play
>Keeps pawing at me or jumping on me
Help he's got too much energy what 2do
i want to be a professional cuddler
>>6558829
Its okay.
I fully expect to be surrounded by this quality of people for the rest of my life anyways.
>>6558846
You both move in with us
>>6558815
See pic. Literally one product and it's some heels at W13
I'm already 6' so heels are a no-go.
>>6558816
What kinda casual shoes would not be too obvious? My other clothes are kinda andro already :s
>>6558850
Passport :(
Once my name goes through I'll be able to travel and visit
well i guess im putting my diet on-hold as of today, and not calorie count until i get back from europe
gonna get pizza for dinner
nth for best kind of cheese
>>6558764
:3
>>6558784
>picking one over the other
Both need love though desu senpai
>>6558810
Oh I see. Well still, cute nicknames
>>6558851
I was thinking along the lines of converse, you know, worn by both sexes so it wont be obvious.
>>6558861
this is how the berlin wall fell
>>6558820
>the boy-emasculating-oil-cunt
w-what?
>>6558861
but I thought you were going to stop calorie counting altogether once you get home from europe
>>6558841
play with him!
>>6558867
Oh. You don't know. She's a fucking badass.
>>6558864
That might work, though people here will be snarky about it probs :s
>>6558862
>that cheese
sexy as fuck
>>6558841
Lift & present butt and try to get rest while he has his way with you ;^3
>>6558881
>no
please dont develop an eating disorder :(
>>6558880
>people here will be snarky about it probs :s
Why would they be?
>>6558881
Idk, it was just something dumb I thought of but I'm pretty sure you'll come back even thinner since I doubt you'll be in bed eating all day.
I lost like 7-8 lbs last time I travelled, sometimes having fun is makes you forget about food.
>tfw you will never have a bbw sjw transbian gf
http://xhamster.com/movies/6168131/plump_trannies_rimming_ass_and_sucking_cock.html
>>6558883
>Counting calories
>eating disorder
If anything it's the opposite
>>6558880
>Lift & present butt and try to get rest while he has his way with you ;^3
w h y
>>6558883
im not planning on it!
>>6558886
hmmmmm. thats an interesting thought. i AM sure im gonna be really active, getting lots of sun, etc
i wonder!
>>6558755
I can't run because of leg problems
>>6558867
Crude oil, m8.
You learn a few things as a female pipeline mechanic with a crew of boys under you.
>>6558896
clean your fucking truck
>>6558890
she was saying she wanted to get to 135 and she is saying she wants to get to 130 and what rachel said about getting down to 120 spooped me because I like ufufu and dont want her to endanger her health by being underweight
>>6558893
handcycle mufuggah!!!!
>>6558885
I mean, I already dress sorta androgynous and wearing andro shoes will probably not help too much with passing. I've heard people here talk shit about converses and and andro trainers before.
>>6558891
>w h y
Dog works his extra energy out and if you cum you rest better after :))
>>6558897
It was a work truck.
>I care about a 6.7 f550 work truck dually that I Dont own
The turbos blow up if you make them swim too hard through mud, BTW.
Something I learned
>>6558898
130lb is still in the normal weight area, not underweight, so it's not really a problem.
>>6558831
You know what they say about people with big hands...
>>6558908
Large gloves?
>>6558880
So strong, so spreadable. Blue cheeses a best
Also, converse are comfy and unisex, fuck the haters.
>>6558900
no i mean thats not even me i just
th-that is my fetish
>>6558903
trucks are gay anyway, I want one of these
>>6558907
not at 5'11 its underweight, not an unhealthy level of underweight as its only slightly underweight at a bmi of 18 but that 120lb bmi of 16 Rachel warned of has me worried for her health
>>6558912
TOMS!.. I have a pair for flats
And sketchers makes BOBS.
They both have pretty Lacey ones
>>6558909
lots of hand cream actually.
>>6558793
Awwww yeah
George Clinton is the tits, parliament rocks
funkadelic is the tops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IodGZAx7FRs
>>6558914
>I already imagined you zipping by in a bright yellow turbo bug before you posted this
I've 3 trucks and a jeep ;D
my jeep is the daily driver tho
>ever buying anything NOT 4wd
>>6558913
>th-that is my fetish
Not a bad one ;3
I hope my gf wants to mount and breed me some day because estrogen makes me crave for it so much but I'm not into guys.
>>6558912
Bit worried they'll look like clown shoes on me tho but it's better than nothing I guess ;~;
>>6558913
i wish i were a dog so i could fuck you
>>6558914
VW are one of the worst companies
If you want to spend endlessly $ to fix stupid electrical problems go for it
a guy asked me for my number outside a grocery store. Gross.
>>6558916
ufufu is 6'1 not 5'11
>>6558943
not 6'5?
>>6558927
Converse look like clown shoes on everyone, that's just sort of the aesthetic.
>>6558939
you'll have that problem with every car with lots of electronics. VW is a good company. the problem is that every company is pretty bad.
>>6558950
lel i guess that's true
>>6558942
>Gross.
i guess the question wether he's cute or not is answered with that.
>>6558861
Don't do it
Just extend your limit
Err
Idk
>>6558951
>better then having a guy squeeze your butt cheek in line at the store
its weird that I both feel grossed out and jealous?
>>6558942
Is it gross because he wasn't cute?
Do I look like a hon in this pic?? I wanna put it as my fb profile photo
>>6558967
>those eyebrows
Girl, what r u doin
>>6558967
Not a hon.
You do look a lot like edie though.
>>6558952
google volkswagen electrical problems, i haven't had a car from every company but i have a volkswagen and i regret it. first it's one thing after another and another to fix
>>6558970
you have zero place to comment on anyone's appearance
>>6558967
time to kill myself
>>6558951
>i know but its cute and compact
that is what i thought too then it burned a hole through my bank account just to maintain it. stay away from VW unless you care about the look of the car so much and have lots of money to throw away
>>6558980
>fix
>it
>again
>tony
nah, but you right, quality has gone up
>>6558974
yeah, sure but that can happen with every car from every company. and i didn't say it doesn't have problems. i said problems come with electrical devices in any car. i googled but it didn't talk about VW being significantly worse statistically.
>>6558945
i said 6'1
>>6558969
My natural brows grow straight so I draw them on instead lel it usually doesn't look as harsh as the first pic
Do I look like a hon in this pic?? I wanna put it as my fb profile photo
>>6558913
When are you gonna woman up and take the knot ufufu
>>6558987
>the grand cherokee gets a 3.2 v6 turbo'd in 2017
>my 2015 cherokee has the same 3.2 & you can bet your ass im buying the heads, manifolds, and reworking everything to have a vehicle 2000lbs lighter with a diesel turbo in it
>tfw my current jeep is .7secs faster on paper than a porsche cayenne non-turbo
>I raced a white boy who had the porsche, he clearly tried to buy skill.
>>6558993
>mfw the murders start
>>6558993
Post the other 398.
i want big boobies like faye and kayla
>>6558989
i used to have a toyota and also used to drive my parents' bmw and honda. none of them had such problems as VW. there is some value in anecdotes in things like these, so i suggest you look more into it
>be extremly depressed
>only think and talk about suicide
>meet people from mtfg
>have around 15 trans people on my skype
>stop using skype
>6 months later
>i see the skype app in my phone
>remember i used to talk with people on it
>wonder if somebody is worried about me
>log in
>no new messages
>remember why i was so depressed back then, nobody cares a shit about me
I WANT BIG BOOBIES LIKE FAYE
>>6558992
Sorry bb, but I don't like caked on make up or awfully drawn eyebrows.
It's not about me, I know, and I think you pass.
But just, girl, tone down on your make up. And did you get your lips made?
>>6558992
are you a nigger?
>>6559007
ayyyyyy
das me, now
>>6559004
>there is some value in anecdotes in things like these,
only if you have hundreds of thousands of them and with lots of known variables. the quality difference can be massive even with different models from the same company.
>>6558999
fug you made me miss my dad's old cherokee with an i6 in there. rip qt first car
I miss when I used to autox my miata, now transitioning is more important than dumping money on cars ;_;
I thoroughly enjoy having small breasts
>>6558807
Go to Amazon and go to women's shoes there. Use the site selection to only display size 12 shoes. Plenty of women's size 12 shoes are available. If one of the ones you like it's a bit expensive, do like I do and put it into your saved for later list. Then each time you check in at Amazon look at your shopping cart and look at the changed prices list. I've managed to get $150 shoes for $50 there. Many of the discount shoe retailers carry large size shoes to.
>>6559017
thats my life tho.
my debts are all vehicles & parts.
ha
my first truck was an '85 AMC Jeep J10 pickup. I still own it in storage. One day, it'll be my gigantic lifted mud-running redneck mobile I'll wear sparkly makeup and binikis in!
but thats like $10k, midlife crisis mobile
>>6558992
I think the way you are doing your brows just highlights your browbone way more
>>6559016
yes, problems can persist without millions of people talking about it, not necessarily from some sort of official report either, but by listening to various consumer reports. VW as a whole is widely known to have reliability problems and if you don't know that then look into it more like i said lol
>>6558967
You look like a cute girl there
Where did you get those overalls? I want them
>>6559000
and never stop ;~;
>>6559002
lots of bad and honnish pics tho
>>6559024
>Go to Amazon
Doesn't ship to finland but thanks. That's the same reason to why I still haven't bought boyshorts or other undies, I just can't find ones I like from outside amazon :s
im not wearing any underpants
>>6559036
but r u wearing clothes?
do i look cute in these lol?
i only wear on special occasions - first day of HRT!!!!
>go to get blood drawn
>she pulls up data
>okay so estridol and testosterone levels
>she talks to me about her new fan
>tell her it's a godsend because it's just so hot in the waiting room
>she asks me how long I've been on testosterone
...................
>>6559003
one of them wears a push up bra
the other one has cone tits
>>6558992
you pass fine, but the makeup is overdone
also you look like edie
>>6559036
Neither am I
>>6559007
I know the feeling.
Tbh, Internet friends aren't real friends. And even real friends stop being friends if they move a long distance away
>>6559047
you know you're passing when...
>>6559031
Zara
>>6559027
Lolwat? This is me before hrt and with natural eyebrows/ a mess
>>6559041
If you're gonna be a degenerate at least shave your legs first, that's a huge amount of hair.
>>6559040
i am free balling in pajama pants
feels good
>>6559036
Same. Nightdress and kneesocks ftw.
>>6559047
>tfw will never experience this
>>6559047
Say "x (where x is the age you were when you started hormones) years but now I'm detransitioning"
>>6559054
I remember what they looked like, now find a middle ground because they way you do it now makes it pop more. You went from one extreme to the other.
Why is no one replying to me tonight. Someone please say something
Anyone here like cosplay?
>>6558902
>I don't want muscles I want /fit/
Wot
keep the rpm high and no muscles will grow, it's just cardio babe
>>6559036
who /freeboobin/
>>6559065
how are you doing?
>>6559065
be more cool
>>6558992
Learn to draw in hair streaks in your brows. You'll need to use a very fine line to do them. It may mean taking a razor blade to the tip too form a very thin point.
>>6559065
Nyamaste anon
>>6559066
I like cosplay but I'm awful at costume making
>>6559041
this isnt real, right? its a troll. please tell me this isnt a real post
>>6559072
well im pre-hrt so
>>6559079
you're telling me not everyone is /stewingandbrewing/ right now?
>>6559089
ashbfkakjahf;
>>6559089
please don't say that anymore.
>>6559089
This may come as a surprise but not everyone has unsanitary fetishes
>>6559089
pls stop
>>6559092
You seem resentful that they are in a diaper and you are not
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>>6559101
you legitimately disgust me
>>6559104
pls stop
we want the funk
i literally just had the most heartwarming dream i've ever had in my entire life and it was about two of my close friends i play overwatch with all the time and it made me wake up feeling nso happy and #blessed and today is so nice wow. how are you doing mtfg? did you have any kind of interesting dreams or anything? what are your plans for the day?
>>6559101
I hear the train tracks are a popular place to hang out these days
>>6559105
which breed of dog do you want to fuck the most?
>>6559111
i had a dream i was back in high school :(
>>6559105
:( why?
>>6559115
I always have that dream
>>6559111
I didn't dream last night and it's upsetting because I like to write down my dreams
>im 19
>gf is 20
am i dating a pedo
diapers, diapers go away, come again another day
>>6559121
wut is bear vag like?
>>6559111
i took a short nap and dreamt about work even tho i dont need to be there for like another 2 weeks!! and also overwatch gave me really bad motion sickness today ;____;
>tfw fuckboys send you dick pics on tinder
>>6559111
i really wanted to have a nice dream last night but i ended up having a bad one
>>6559111
That sounds wonderful.
I had nightmare where I moved to Toronto with an American friend and her hangers-on. I spent the entire dream being stressed out by walls of human flesh and vast, impassable urban sprawl.
>>6559054
Tyty; I don't wanna swaggerjack; but yeee
You look fine btw your drawn on eyebrows are fine; you could lower them some of you wanted; but I wouldn't
>>6559121
she should be in jail!
I had a dream last night that involved some doujin of kyoko flirting with sayaka from madoka magica. The images flashed by under the table of some restaurant I was at.
I don't even pay attention to yuri, man.
Is ufufu really a dog fucker?
Is ufufu really 6'1"?
Wtf
>>6558999
My bad ass truck days are past. I just drive around a regular 2008 2500 HD GMC pickup, 95 4 Runner, or a 94 Toyota pickup. All are 4 wheel drive. No mods to any of them other than tires, and suspension on the Toyota pickup. The only reason I have the GMC is the farm. I only gave them larger tires to make them float better on soft farm land.
Right now I just want to take a Porsche 550 Spyder kit car, and make a one motor per wheel series electric hybrid out of it. I've even done all of the rough sketches for the engineering needed for it. The only things left to do are select an engine generator unit, and design the controller system for the drivetrain and batteries.
>>6559107
Give up the funk
>>6559111
BLESS UP
>>6559140
>I don't even pay attention to yuri
How will you ever learn how to socialize then????
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>>6559143
no and no
im 5'10 and dont fuck dogs
>tfw 7 people dm u over your snapchat selfies but ur not single n-e-more
Ok
>>6559134
How ?
Because you can't send pics on Tindr unless they linked them to you or something
I drive a 2006 Toyota corolla and can't change the oil
Am I a bitch yet
if i have a gf does it mean im gay
>>6559150
Okay good
But are you 5'11 and lying?
>>6559154
Eyyy, I drive a '06 corolla as well. I can't change the oil either ;-;
>>6559156
I tend to default to the belief that any given individual is likely bisexual to some extent
>>6559162
i had a bf once but i didn't like it i don't think im bi
also ru bjork
Last night, I came for the first time in 2 months. It was a wet dream to be specific.
Does this mean that my anti androgens aren't working?
>>6559161
I mean, I know how, it's just difficult
>>6559150
>dont fuck dogs
hahaha that's a good one ufufu, bet you have a knot in ya right now
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>>6559158
honestly im between 5'10 and 5'11 its just a pain to type 5'10.5" every time
>>6559164
What and/or who is bjork
>>6559165
Not necessarily.
How long have you been on them? Was the ejaculate clear?
>>6559169
That's why centimetres are much more convenient...
>>6559169
Measure yourself in cm instead
I am 181cm
Maybe that is tall
Oh well
>>6559167
You're one step ahead of me, I barely know how to check the oil, let alone change it. Luckily corollas are reliable enough that you don't have to worry about it.
>>6559174
>Carol saying ejaculate
>>6559115
i have that dream a lot honestly. but i was really popular in hs so i think it's more the longing for things to be easier, pathetic kind of dream lmao
>>6559120
>>6559131
>>6559135
>>6559136
o-oh ;~; i'm sorry fampais
>>6559178
Don't worry
I'm not smart enough to know how to use a car Jack
>>6559179
w-what :?
d-d-did i do lewds :?
>>6559180
Do you think this is worth ten bucks?
Or should I just get some ~nice~ brushes?
Lol
https://www.shopmissa.com/collections/aoa-studio/products/the-10-piece-full-hi-def-brush-set-brush-roll-1?mc_cid=d130a0ae27&mc_eid=6edc6ea505
>>6559150
but you would like to be bred?
>>6559150
why not they have cute cocks
>>6559186
you don't really need super nice brushes to do makeup with, so that would prob be fine assuming they're synthetic.
How does it feel knowing with the recent news of the trans in the bathroom video taping women that you freaks will soon be weeded out of the women's restroom real quick! I love how you had your chance and you blew it lol. I hope they make it so srs isn't the determining factor as well. If you were born with a penis you use the MENS restroom.
>>6559034
Do you know somebody in a country that they will ship to?
>>6559184
Is there actually a trick to it?
Serious question I've never done any sort of work on my car apart from sticking a stereo into it.
>>6559194
i've never once had a problem using the women's restroom so i really don't give a fuck
>>6559065
last time i got here, the only way to get replies was to whore yourself, trip or talk shit about somebody else
>>6559192
You'd take synthetic over marten hair for the fine brushes?
>>6559185
You're too pure to use such lewd language
>>6559194
The heck are you even talking about. If I haven't even heard about whatever you're talking about then I doubt it's very important/influential at all.
>>6559208
>me
>pure
I'm pretty much a slut bb <3
>>6559202
I mean, if uou fuck up uou die
>>6559174
I was half asleep and it went all over my boxers so I can't tell.
Are there any other signs?
>>6559192
Ok okok
I mean
Don't be disappointed in me but I just apply my foundation with my ring finger most of the time lol
So I figured I should get some brushes?
Yeah.....
>>6559198
I know some people in the states but idk if I can ask them to go through all that trouble for me :s
>>6559194
It was a unisex changing room, and that's like asking random black people from all over the world what they think about an African American committing a crime
>>6559194
if you pass it's not a problem at all
>>6559210
Carol you listen to me young lady
I am degeneracy incarnate and I can sense purity
You're only trying to be a slut
>>6559212
;-;
Sounds like the kind of thing I'd rather pay someone else to do
>>6559213
Idk, I'm not on AA's yet. But thats mostly what I can remember.
If you are unsure as to whether T levels have decreased it might be a good idea to get a bloodtest at a doctors.
>>6559224
Given that an oil change is like $25 it's a pretty safe investment
>>6559210
Oh yeh then tell me, how many dicks have you taken
Thought so
>>6559215
I don't use brushes much for foundation except around my lips, nose and eyes if I really want it to look good. For the rest, a sponge and finger tapping is enough.
>>6559221
Rate my butt at least bb <3
>>6559224
I'd do it for you, I do them for my friends for some spare cash and it's an excuse to hang out.
>tfw you're not mechanically inept
>>6559213
You're fine.
Wet dreams are natural and normal for males and at two months on hormones you're still pretty male
If you don't masturbate for several weeks your body is going to clean itself out
I doubt it happens again; but if you want to avoid wet dreams; just jack off
>>6559224
Just ask the boy you're moving in with to show you how and he'll end up doing it for free as long as you're watching.
>>6559219
really bad analogy desu
>>6559230
8/8 want to bang
>>6559173
a magical creature from Iceland
https://youtu.be/KqF8_UcUQdQ
>>6559230
Cute-round/10
Is taking a small dose of AAs better than taking nothing? Say around, 50-100 mg a day?
I'm really poor and can't buy my AAs for a month or two.
I just ate some dark weed chocolate...
It tasted really good. Holy fuck. I couldn't even taste any weed in it. Only faintly smelt it.
First time with edibles and I only ate 15mg... so it shouldn't be very intense.
Welp... lets see what happens in an hour.
>>6559206
There are actually better synthetic brushes now then the hair ones. The nice thing about them is they take abuse much better then the natural hair ones do. Also they don't change in stiffness as the hair ones would do as they soaked up oils and water from the makeup or paints.
>tfw keep massively overeating then starving myself
This probably isn't healthy. Quite fun though.
>>6559233
Isn't that a good thing?
Why do you have to turn everything into a pity party Shannon? Have some confidence and pride in yourself
>>6559209
Transgender woman charged with filming teen girl in Target dressing room
just look at the news faggot. justice is about to be served.
>>6559222
>>6559220
>>6559204
Oh well, soon it will be illegal to at the federal level and you all will get charged with felonies and be sex offenders. Have fun while it lasts rapists.
Is 181cm a really bad height?
Tall for a girl
Short for a boy
>gate keeping control freak doc
>demands I get off estrogen for two and a half weeks and giver her clean bloodwork
>demands I wait 4 more weeks and not taking any estrogen before prescription is filled and sent
Fuck that I'm so glad I get to inject now the bloodwork is done, this has been torture, the hot flashes and cuddle/lovey fever dreams have been literally the worst.
>>6559240
Yes a small dose is good
How much do you take even?
im in love with my gf
>>6559230
its a good butt. Nice work.
>>6559235
Would they? .-.
>>6559231
>tfw no gearhead friends
:(
>>6559226
Yeah that's what I figure
>tfw the delivery guy negs you
Also can all of my tranny friends please stop being suicidal, it's emotionally exhausting to like talk everyone down all the time but if I don't and you kill yourself I will feel like a piece of shit
>>6559250
>cuddle/lovey fever dreams
That doesn't sound so bad...
>>6559248
>Transgender woman charged with filming teen girl in Target dressing room
Yes, because no cis person has ever creeped on a teen girl.
Just go back to daydreaming about the day of the rope on /pol/
>>6559252
tfw no gf
tfw would sell kidney for one
>>6559250
>TFW you won't get to deep-fry Faye's garbage baby from her failed pregnancy
>>6559248
>"Justice is about to be served"
lol you went from minor annoyance to cringy laughing stock really quick. Good job m8, do you think you're in some kind of superhero movie or something.
>>6559255
Guys will do anything to feel attractive or wanted by a cute girl.
>>6559253
>Unfortunately I can't do bloods because self medding, but thanks anyway
that is no excuse unless you live somewhere where you have to pay unreasonable amounts of money for bloodwork.
>>6559253
>can't do
Ummmm....
Yes. You can.
Any clinic can do it.
>>6559249
It's average/tall for a man depending on which country they're in.
It's pretty tall for girls everywhere but I wouldn't sweat it, it's not that ridiculous.
Did anyone else try to masturbate as a girl when they were younger? Like sticking your penis back into yourself when it was flaccid?
>>6559248
Except I'm French, so that actually would never affect me even if I travelled to the USA. A full ID change legally makes you AFAB here.
>>6559254
>>6559239
>>6559237
<3
>>6559253
What country are you in? I think sometimes they'll do a bloodtest if you explain to them that you are self-medding
>>6559250
Is this Faye? Sorry, I'm not good with telling who's who very well :/
Either way she seems like an asshole. I hope you can find a better doctor or that she lets up.
>>6559242
THERE IS WEED CHOCOLATE??
>>6559236
Why? Not everyone here is American or in the south, or looks like she does, it has little affect on our lives
>>6559255
I-ii could be your friend.
You get the added bonus of calling me a rapist if I use the sane public restroom with you, as well!
i want to be a stripper but i have a dick
>>6559238
That was some lewd a F jewelry and I approve
And I suppose I am a magical creature but I'm from Germany and Finland so I'm probably not Björk
>>6559256
>stay alive for my sake you selfish assholes >•<
>>6559219
XE DINDU NUFFIN, XE WAS JUST GOIN POTTY, XE WAS A GOOD GOY, BOUT TO GET XER LIFE ON TRACK
>>6559247
sorry .___.
its just there's nothing girly about me and it feels bad some times, a lot of times
>>6559270
Yes... there is weed chocolate... and brownies, and cookies, and teas, and gum, and fruit chews... anything that you can put oil or butter in....
It shouldn't be that surprising...
>>6559246
What's fun about it?
What do you trannies think of short guys?
I'm a straight cis male and at 19 years old I'm only 5'3 and 48kg. I'm considering suicide tbqh
