tell a virgin tranny how to hook up with a guy please
>be trans
>gays don't want you
>straights don't want you
Hook up another trap, bitch
>>6487628
god damn it but I don't want to and I doubt another tran would date me either
chasers DUH
>>6487677
but like do i use a particular dating site? is ok cupid good?
>>6487695
ok then fine, if I get a guy to talk to me then what do I do???
>>6487606
yo!
>>6487699
Unzip his dick, Kayla
>>6487716
seriously say I talk to a guy and he talks to me, then what do I do? i want a date, even if its the only one in my life I want to feel special and loved for one night
>>6487699
If you manage to find a guy who likes you even knowing you're a tranny, you've already gotten farther than I have.
>>6487606
Be attractive.
Oops.
>>6487720
>Wanna go on a date?
>>6487725
oh shit so then how fucked is dating and being trans? i'm just sick of dildos, I want a real cock in me
>>6487606
just be urself
>>6487731
that simple????
isn't there more rules to it?
>>6487742
Yes you must sacrifice a chicken and chew on its head
No you idiot. Talk to a guy, say "I wanna get to know you better" then ride his dick to the sunset.
>>6487752
thats it????
>>6487729
this. I have an overabundance of men to choose from
>>6487757
You have any ideas for what else should happen?
Keep it simple, Jesus.
>>6487774
well I have no friends and haven't talked to a real peer in ages so I mean cut me some slack, I am socially inept
>>6487777
Make a dating profile,
put up a picture of yourself,
in profile write "I want dick",
press submit
receive penis
>>6487777
Maybe walk before you can run
yeah, make an okcupid and block straight people. as long as you're not fat&SUPER ugly someone will probably wanna bang you. Some people like fat chicks too, so w/e on that one. If you're socially stupid then just go get coffee and try to act cute and shy. Just be submissive and let him make the moves. Get ready to take that dick like a champ
>>6487819
i'm ugly so I dunno who would want me
>>6487792
should I put I want dick in the profile?
>>6487806
or chew before I can swallow? wink wink
Imagine Kayla actually posting about having a boyfriend.
Everyone would say she's come so far.
>>6487833
>chewing dick
I don't gotta explain why that's a bad idea do I?
Also you look better than how I remember. You'd get dick without any worries.
>>6487833
>or chew before I can swallow?
Do you need to be told how to suck dick too? He'll knock you out if you do that.
>>6487836
>Everyone would say she's come so far.
but in the end it doesn't even matter
>>6487833
idk
DISCLOSE BEFORE SEX
>>6487898
>t. paranoid man
>>6487898
lol as if a guy wouldn't already know im trans
>>6487898
>telling them
There's a reason they call it a trap :^)
>>6487903
>>6487846
when are you transitioning swgles?
>>6487903
no, paranoid tranny who likes kayla and doesn't want her to be dead by being dumb
>>6487904
make sure he knows
>>6487917
>make sure he knows
but i don't pass so I mean how could a guy not know?
>>6487922
cya
>>6487922
you do pass
>>6487917
stop this
>>6487833
I'll fug you kayla, you qt-3.14-2T
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>>6487949
but its entertaining ;~;
>>6487966
>>6487966
he looks too ugly and masculine to make a passable girl tbqh
>>6487975
does it confuse you?
does it stir feelings you thought you hid away?
>>6487990
To the ovens with you
>>6487999
>>6487915
I just meant a tranny's going to tell these days because there's a chance in liberal cities of him going for it anyway. This isn't Gwen Araujo's day.
>>6488015
YOU WILL COOK
>>6488031
you could send me to the ovens
or you could open the MAGIC BOX
>>6488059
I send the box to the ovens with you!
>>6487833
Still ugly. Sorry this attention whore thread isn't working out for you Kayla
>>6487606
Hit up this guy on Kik famousbarracuda
>>6487777
you will probably have more friends if you stop being a nazi, kayla and distance yourself from that shit as much as possible
i know you spend a lot of time on 4chan but the rest of the world hates nazis and no one wants to associate with a person who would willingly align themselves with that
>>6487606
Go to omegle text
Add ur town as ur interest
Find M
Offer complimentary oral service
Swallow
>>6487966
He looks more girly as a guy desu
he coulda went full poju
>>6487606
Are you fucking kidding me?
Start a Twitter. Post some semi-lewds. Follow other attention whore trannies (in your area preferably) and reply to their shit, like their shit etc.
With in a fucking month you will have a thousand plus followers if you post a selfie or two per day. This is a great time to post your Amazon wishlist so some guillible cuck chaser will buy you free shit.
Make your Kik public and tell your "fans" to message you. Start a Tumblr or start streaming video games. Eventually chasers will start messaging you by the hundreds if they haven't already.
Enjoy life on ez mode when you can pick and choose from a harem of dudes who will dick you and pay for everything solely because you're a semi-passable MTF.
Lol fucking trannies, fuckin life on easy mode thanks to chasers. Enjoy the endless attention and validation.
>>6487606
Go to a bar.
Flirt with a drunk guy.
Let him buy you a few drinks
Take him home
Hump him.
Go for a chaser on Grindr
>>6491846
this actually works also most chasers want me to top desu :(
>>6487606
> go to a club
> hey I'm anon
> flirt with him
> go to his place
> get him drunk, like really drunk
> or smoke a joint with him
> tell him you have dick
> he'll either be too drunk or too chill to freak out
> grab his dick, rub it
>> horny drunk/high guy wants to fuck you
/fit/ here. Retarded dyke friend of mine posted this as proof that trannys are desperate for poundings. Whoever Kayla is post face and I will say if you are fuckable.
>>6492665
Drawn-out skype convo shit-posting.
Also assuming thats not some perfected and engineered angle, not bad,
would cum on face /10
>>6492685
So she was just trying to shit on trannies?
