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>>6427330
>Previous thread
>nothing
you fucked up
Post
1st for depression & illicit substances with no job & a sugar momma
>>6427327
on and off, recently just a few months, and actually Im working out a game plan with my therapist and going in to finalize plans to figure out an endo + gen practitioner to see about some other body issues this wednesday.
>>6427328
email is [email protected]
This thread is going to be better than the last one, this is a FACT.
>>6427338
>tfw robin has more narrow shoulders than me
at least my ribcage is half of hers...
Literally fuck my whole life and existence and everything.
I was a mistake oh god pls fucking kill me
>>6427323
I guess I'll finally spoil it. The reason you don't see my chest is cause I had to hide tits out of frame.
>>6427344
Folks, we're gonna make mtfg great again
>>6427313
A straight girl doesn't need your labels :^)
>>6427290
Lewd
>>6427345
I wish I could help you. My talk with my mom was horrible, I cried a lot, she went for a walk for five hours the next day and was pretty mean to me. Now we don't touch the subject anymore.
>>6427349
Ya, ok
>>6427295
cool, good suggestion then anon!! i will pick it up.
>>6427304
yeah it should get you the most results! thanks so much ma'am!!
and if you wanted to see what it looked like in different lighting/more dynamic situations etc. you can always look at the trailers and stuff on youtube. but ill post this webm for now
>>6427353
Elanna likes transgirls...
I knew there was a reason you talked about your dry spell so much here
>>6427343
>Im working out a game plan with my therapist and going in to finalize plans to figure out an endo + gen practitioner to see about some other body issues this wednesday.
That's good, good luck with it, and I saw you say that you were worried about getting more depressed on hrt idk what you're dealing with but starting hrt really helped me with my depression desu
>>6427351
mtfg was never great
>>6427358
how much ammo did you get? a box?
its good that you are getting prepared for the post nuclear war
>>6427351
MTFG DOESNT WIN ANYMORE
WE DONT WIN
WE DONT WIN IN PASSING
WE DONT WIN IN BOYFRIENDS
WE DONT WIN IN LGBT
LOOK AT US THEYRE LAUGHING AT US
WE DONT WIN AT THE BORDER
SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO FOLKS?
BUILD
A
WALL
>>6427349
>>6427355
Can confirm legit
>>6427362
Why are you so convinced of this? I like boys and boys trapped in the body of an mtf
>>6427363
haha thanks anon! yah mine is more chemical than influenced by anything else but this last semester I went like three months without any emotions at all.
>>6427364
>>6427368
pic related!
Yeah so as I was saying before always eternally being caught by the image limit I am utterly mystified as to how everyone here seems to have a booming social circle. School people I ditched because while only a few were outright assholes I totally never fit in. And this general, exact same thing. It's like I'm on another planet to the rest of humanity.
>>6427349
well now I should probably masturbate. its been a week.
I am so happy to finally of started HRT and therapy about this, it feels good to talk to someone about this
>>6427360
When are you going to put down the video games and go get some dick ufufu?
>>6427358
I ship you with Kit now.
>>6427372
get em outta here! out out out!
>>6427330
Yes, I am. If I needed more proof, my vagina is beginning to smell just right. Ricotta on a light sambac background. Still need more of an indolic punch, but it's getting there.
Maddie is a hon
>>6427374
That's legitimately a symptom of autism. Not even meming.
>>6427370
Either way, scrawny AF arms & traps.
Wait... I thought this was platonic.
And if they Dont pass, you like women, dear.
Lastly....
No hrt=T=Male Sex Drive= your 'roommate' will be fucking you on the reg before the end of the summer.
All boys are the same
>>6427361
Need more pain than that. I need to see the blood.
Maybe I should stop bothering to be nice and just be an asshole to everyone. Doesn't seem to make any difference to my popularity.
>>6427379
this is a great question that has no answer
and now i need to go to bed b-bye
>>6427374
well Im a high functioning sociopath so thats why I can socialize.
>>6427376
yes! don't let atrophy take over
>>6427377
are you me? nice name!
>>6427382
hay dont you know? a Muslim committed a mass shooting, they can integrate in american culture just fine.
>>6427386
ok well that's de rigueur on 4chan doesn't explain my failure to fit in on.....4chan
>>6427372
thats what im talkin bout
>>6427387
Scrawny because there's no test in my system. I'm still estrogen dominant until I decide to try a cycle on gear.
>>6427376
Also masturbating for a week
>>6427387
This IS platonic, the whole discussion of straight vs gay is kinda moot. Why are you so dedicated to trying to get me to say that I'm gay :/
orenad oind the nrw black iis SOOO GOOOOD
>>6427384
stop that
>>6427397
the depression or the image?
>ex girlfriend turns to me
>"Edie is very Marylyn Monroe"
>true
>"I mean she's a little fling you have, but never marry.... Eventually John went back to Jaquline"
>"does that make me John"
>she glares at me, and then her face lightens and gives me a little smirk
She has literally never shaded anyone in two+ years, I'm like shocked >.<
>>6427387
>he thinks e doesn't make mtfs thirsty af
>tfw your fave auntie cuddles with you
im so glad i have one supportive relative. shes the best <3
>>6427408
>.>
>>6427404
B/c you are?
I mean, you're attracted to someone who looks like a chick....
I just started this to figure out if their body was producing T, which it is.
>>6427413
Thought your family hated you?
>>6427360
Animation can give a better idea, yeah. Definitely needs heavier interlining on the skirt panels for that degree of stiffness. Probably parabolic to still keep enough flow near the trim. Will have to test that part.
>>6427409
both, tho my depression is not so much cos of straight up chemical imbalance
>>6427412
>he
Ya, oh jeeze, o wouldn't know what E does
>>6427411
lol get it dude. cis women are the superior LTR material
>>6427416
u heard me
>>6427374
Of course that the only things we'll talk with you are bad things if that's all you mention. Today I was a few hours earlier and you seemed just fine interacting with people. Maybe you expect too much of 4chan.
>>6427421
whats yours caused by? and that image is my favorite to use with politics
>>6427418
immediate family not extended and its mostly my mom who flat out said she refuses to accept my transition as reality and pressures me to pray the gay away along with using my old name exclusively
>>6427393
>yes! don't let atrophy take over
thanks for the encouragement.
>>6427393
Thanks! You too :)
>>6427421
snowflakes who get depressed for no reason piss me off so much
would anyone ever date me?
asking for a friend.
>>6427438
Edgy
>>6427426
Poor Faye.
She needs a cis girl w/a dick
I hate living on my own
please can someone hold me?
>>6427343
i will mail you soon sorry
>>6427411
That's fab hon, thanks for sharing your drama.
>>6427426
She's not my love, but it was so out of character I was like o.o
I want to find someone I love as much as Edie before I commit again
https://soundcloud.com/etotheipi
>>6427411
you do realize that she's probably being nice to you because she has feelings for you and is trying to get you to see her in a better light, right?
I don't know why you two broke up. Maybe getting together is good. I do know that after three days of crying your eyes out jumping into another relationship will only hurt you.
>>6427417
Their body isn't producing t though?
I mean, you're free to believe what you want, but I'm still heteroflexible at the most.
>>6427432
black people huh?
>>6427438
yikes oh well okay i mean i have reasons
I wonder if I should take a break again
>>6427393
Thanks! You too!(forgot the trip before the app I'm using doesn't save it when posting)
>>6427459
good
>>6427455
Face facts elanna. You have been attracted to girls from here in the past and you will possibly again in the future.
>>6427440
I wouldn't. It's not about how you look but your personality and people you associate with would drive me away.
>>6427455
>k
Tbqh, sweetheart.. If I was your type of man, you could totally be straight for me as well
:^}
How is it not producing?
No balls?
Poor thing
>>6427438
I think she was implying hers is influenced by something specific, rather than a biological failure as with myself.
>>6427440
probably someone
>>6427445
no rush homegirl
>>6427455
I don't know about hetero but we can test your flexibility if you like.
>>6427463
hah! lol
>>6427443
you're trying to set her up with Titchbits?
>>6427443
It's not that, I just, I think it's easier, because sex is about pleasing my partner and feeling the emotional connection, and it's hard if I'm topping for me to lose myself in that.
I guess a dildo might do, but I know a penis would feel better for both of us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bm044UVUVc
>>6427374
In hs and before I never fit in with my classmates. I was too fem of a guy. I was also heavily harassed. It also didn't help that I was the class brain. It also doesn't help that I'm a 35 on the autism scale. I still have a hard time fitting in anywhere.
>>6427383
Lactobacillus...
>>6427466
glad we ironed that out and you didn't have to get angry
>>6427440
Probably..
But you'd fucking hate me
>>6427333
quo???????????????????????????
>>6427468
Someone finally says that Rachel's personality sucks? I don't believe it, the planets have aligned...
>>6427462
it's always good for you, 4chan is a drug.
Also, I don't know if it's your case, but captcha keeps telling me to pick frenchfries and it's driving me mad.
>>6427449
You obviously want something long term. And it's likely long term will involve you fully transitioning. Don't make the mistake I did and try to get in such a relationship presenting as a guy. It can only end in tears. Being dumped after several years because I was a woman and not really a guy was heartbreaking...
>>6427354
im proud of myself i didnt cry. my voice wobbled but i dont care enough about her opinion to be honest and it came all out so fast. and then i had to be logical and clear to explain all of it to her.
>tfw will never pass
>>6427440
I probably would. But you live too far away
>>6427336
>expects people to hate her
>acts like cunt because "it doesn't matter"
>people hate her because she's acting like a cunt
>complains about people hating her
>>6427483
Better then "click the god damn numbers until they all fucking disappear AND THEY NEVER DO AND WHEN THEY DO IT SAYS REDO THE CAPTCHA" ones
I hate the new CAPTCHA desu
>>6427456
its not really a race thing. my mom is batshit crazy and super bipolar. but she hates trannies and gays but lives to go to church and host Bible studies.
the hypocrisy disgusts me and we have a very very very strained relationship. i mostly tolerate her constant bull crap bc I'd be homeless if i didnt
>>6427484
One must always enter a relationship withe the expectation that they may be dumped one day, that way you won't be so upset if it happens
I want to take estrogen but empathy is for the weak.
What do?
>>6427483
yeah
i probably should shouldnt i
>>6427493
i bought a 4chan pass a long time ago
fuck captchas
>>6427486
I was and am pretty selfcentered when it comes to transition, but having someone be angry with you for something that just is and being unable to do anything, not even walking away, takes a toll on your emotions.
Still, did she react badly or is just processing? Get ready for a second talk if the second, but chances are whe'll accept you.
>>6427330
I need to find this someone, cuz it's a real lonely existence right now.
Sup thread.
MY NIPPLES
if you reply to this comment you'll wake up tomrrow as a cutie
MONEY BACK GUARANTEED
>>6427487
>>6427497
Hey, let a woman have her till death do us part illusions, will you?
>>6427440
I'm going to need a bank statement, I don't want my mom thinking I'm dating below myself again
>>6427467
K I've been through this before.
You do know what heteroflexible means right? I'm primarily attracted to guys. My attraction to girls rarely extends beyond emotional attraction and crushes. I primarily date men because they're overall a better fit to my sexuality. Straight is the most accurate label for me. Bi is less accurate but I suppose you could use it. I'm most definitely not gay.
>>6427469
>no balls
>poor thing
How are balls a good thing?
>>6427472
L-lewd
>>6427487
At least you look cute in that blurry photo
>>6427498
what's the connection
you think E will give you Empathy?
>>6427487
You do pass IMO
>>6427494
Imagine the situation of Edie wanted to have you around just to make her feel better and hear her about someone else she can't get out of her head. From an outsider's perspective I can't help but feel sorry for your ex right now.
Also, for your other post, I'd say most of us need a better life. Everyone should get one, I guess.
>>6427501
Kayla thinks tomatoes are a major food group
>>6427509
Do you want to give me my money now or,..?
I'M SCARED THAT I'M NOT JUST LOOKING AT THIS THREAD DUE TO A WEIRD CURIOSITY.
I'M SCARED THAT I'M STARTING TO FEEL THINGS BUBBLE TO THE SURFACE THAT I THOUGHT I HAD PUT ASIDE A LONG TIME AGO.
I'M SCARED THAT I THINK I JUST REALIZED THAT I'VE BEEN GROWING MY HAIR OUT TO LOOK MORE LIKE A GIRL.
I'M SCARED THAT I'LL ACTUALLY GO THROUGH WITH THIS AND END UP BEING ESTRANGED FROM MY FAMILY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
I'M SCARED THAT THE ONLY INFO I CAN FIND ON THE TRANSITION PROCESS IS SJW-TIER SHIT AND PASTEBIN DUMPS.
>>6427509
(You)
>>6427498
Have you ever met an empathetic tranny, yoI'll be fine
>>6427517
You seem to think they're the best thing to rub on your face since moisturizers..
If they're a guy.
>>6427517
I didn't mean to upset you. I think it's cute that you get crushes on girls is all. ;_;
>>6427520
Yes. And emotional. I'm pretty stoic and I like that about myself.
>>6427497
that way you also never make a serious connection with everyone. being afraid of being hurt is a pretty common cause of having no one around you. Don't be Shinji.
>>6427506
>>6427505
sup anon-chan
>>6427509
please make my dick go away
>>6427515
fucking savage
>>6427517
sorry XD couldn't help it
>>6427520
its a meme after all
>>6427525
the top of the thread is for you anon, and dont worry so much
>>6427492
I was not a cunt for the past week.
>>6427509
Why not? Have a picture of Ben Franklin/Jason funderberker/ Abraham Lincoln/George Washington
>>6427523
Are you not satisfied with the product? I enchant the comments myself.
>>6427509
I do hope I get my post back tomorrow morning.
>>6427536
>it
not cool dude
>>6427529
Yeah but I like my futa balls off
>>6427530
I'm not upset, I've just had to explain it so many times ;~;
Having girl crushes is actually frustrating, given I know there's never enough attraction to have a long term relationship.
>>6427528
i've never met a tranny that i know of
>>6427497
to put it lightly, I like kayla more than I like you, because you assume that people not liking you has to do with people not wanting to like you
It's not even that you hate everyone, it's that you assume everyone hates you from the beginning, which pisses me off
I hope you get your shit together and stop acting like a paranoid brat.
>>6427545
sure! everyone needs a (you) every once in a while
>>6427549
I find it kind of interesting. When you crush on a girl, what makes it different from crushing on a guy? Are there different things about girls you like from guys?
who /mbti/ here?
im an intp
>>6427545
Oh, hi anon-chan! Your name sort of blends with the masses. How are things going?
I was just invited to a casino. What do??
>>6427534
>Was nice to Rachel
>She starts attacking me out of nowhere
>I was nice to Korra
>She starts attacking me out of nowhere
>I'm just being a delusional pussy
>I should blindly trust people and not expect to get fucked over
10/10 logic
>>6427549
You've never met a transdyke who treated you like the girl & had you sleep on her chest, I take it
>>6427566
goto the casino
>>6427566
Say your of Native American descent get a job there then use money to pay for your transition
>>6427560
girl crushes are like an extention of freindship for me,
guy crushes are like "you are a tool but cute"
>>6427561
INTJ
nice man!
>>6427566
well you better fucking go
>>6427569
why do I feel like you mean me, not you?
>>6427558
>"I don't like you"
>"You're paranoid about people not liking you"
Are you trying to bamboozle me?
>>6427419
An iron in stiff lining that can be formed, and retain it's shape.
>>6427438
Sometimes the chemistry changes, and well...
>>6427474
I can understand that. I almost must be the sub. I only ever could top a few times a month.
>>6427497
No, it's best to enter for the duration, and give one's all. Guys are the sleep around everywhere kind, gals like one to a few and that's all.
>>6427568
Some are unstable... Still the above goes.
>>6427574
It's too late now
Post your cute trip crushes, girls.
>>6427506
Mine too. Hurts like hell coming in.
>>6427577
did you become more emotional during your transition
ive heard stuff like you start developing new interests and acting different on hormones and it freaks me out
i still want to be me
>>6427577
Uhm..
I Dont even know you.
But I know I exist
Which means other people with sexual relationship qualities similar to me exist
Vicariously
I could mean you?
Idfk
Are you a dyke with a dick?
>>6427568
You have to accept that people will react to some stuff. Korra was attacking you because you started, she didn't even remember you, she had no beef with you.
Being open with people risks getting hurt, but getting hurt now and then is the only way to have real friendships.
Again, watch evangelion and remember it's not really about robors.
my ears hurt still
less than a week with them pierced
>>6427588
You will still be you anon.
>>6427578
no, you're setting up a self-fulfilling prophecy. Have you ever thought that assuming things about people before you meet them is a huge character flaw?
>>6427580
I'm a genuine wizard and have decided to use my gifts to help this community.
>>6427588
That's just people accepting themselves and being allowed to act differently. It's not chemical.
>>6427591
If they get infected, dilute some apple cider vinegar & flush them with that after peroxide.
Fixed my gf's infected, blown out gauge this way
making friends isn't hard at all. I have like 15ish friends irl and all of them were made years after I graduated high school.
im not even attractive or have some type of secret power i just try to be friendly and approachable and care about the things they say and the stuff they go through. but I do have like a core grp of like 4 friends I always hang out with.
the point of this long blog is that you can make friends but you gotta try
>>6427593
but why do they list those things as side effects on several different sites then
>>6427591
Was it at walmart of an actual piercing place?
>>6427564
Oh hi anon! *hugs*
How is life? You know, I will always care about you, so even if it's hard right now I just want you to know that you aren't alone and that there are people who want you to succeed and be happy.
>>6427578
For what it's worth, I like you. But to be fair, I don't really know anything about you other than the fact that you seem to be really vulnerable and it makes me sad when people like you are sad.
>>6427597
how would you be able to tell the difference
>>6427568
one of your first 15 posts was reposting a tier list with a bunch of stuff marking who passed and didn't saying "probably gonna make enemies on my first day, doing this"
>>6427600
You will still be you, you won't turn into another person. Just like antidepressants don't really do that either. If you get freaked out and imagine things you will feel they are changing you, but it's pretty much a cosmetical change on your brain.
>>6427494
>Spot someone who needs a better life, go
Hey look it's you but we all knew that.
>>6427585
probably p-tan but thats mostly just like "a real historian? notice me senpai!"
>>6427588
I haven't actually transitioned. no HRT yet (though I meditate on it and exercise and eat stuff to try to up estrogen and drop T). but from all the research ive done, no you don't stop being you. you become more you than you were before.
>>6427589
I was memeing ya ^_^ and yes. like a math/CS and /fit/ level dyke. pic related
>>6427596
thank you for your magic, wizard-sama!
>>6427599
truth
>>6427585
quid <3
>>6427595
>people don't act in similar ways
So it's a character flaw to assume someone won't pay their bus fare if you remove the ticket inspector? Why bother with ticket inspectors then? Let's just assume everyone will pay!
>>6427522
>sympathizing with a narcissistic compulsive liar
>>6427560
Idk, when I crush on a girl, it's an emotional attraction. I feel comfortable around them, I see their personality as magnetic, and I see it as a bit like a deeper form of friendship. Maybe I'll think about kissing or making out or something but that's usually the extent of it.
Guys, it's a much more fully fleshed out thing. Being around a guy I'm attracted to makes me super nervous and shy, and I find it hard to keep my mind off of lewd stuff. There's a certain amount of firey intensity to my attraction to guys that's just not there with girls.
>>6427569
I think I've had something pretty close to that
>>6427604
Pro tip: It doesn't matter. People change through life too.
>>6427603
My life is pretty pointless atm. I should be trying to get a job but I haven't even tried yet.
Your sentences read like someone with issues trying to feel better making others feel better. It's okay if you don't want to share, just saying.
>>6427502
she understood i think, but shes very focused on looking for options that wont let me transition in the end because its not the best solution for her.
i told her i dont need these solutions, ive tried the middle ground and most things dont work out, i need to transition. and of course she mentioned her religious belief as not completely receptive, and then she talked about how ill have to go through a psychiatrist and that maybe its not the right thing, continuously insisting on this.
well its onto another month of sharing the room so who knows how this will turn out.
>>6427546
Why the fuck are you posting in a tranny thread on /b/
>>>/b/690681358
>>6427600
Because you're opening yourself up to new things and trying different stuff out as you transition. You will get new hobbies, but you'll still have your old ones.
I still have all my old hobbies, and I have plenty of new ones.
>>6427613
>math
>cs
Total alpha
I'll remember that as I'm driving over your Honda fit with my rear lockers
Also Now that I am on HRT how do I hide it from my family? Or should I just pull of the bandaid and tell them?
That's the one thing that is still bothering me as of now.
I love my parents god bless them but they can be very.... conservative about this type of shit,
What do?
>>6427510
>>6427606
>/mtfg/ say is it's all in my mind when I say they don't like me
>/mtfg/ is now telling me why they don't like me
>so /mtfg/ indeed doesn't like me
>but wait they said that was all in my mind
>maybe they mean.......I don't fucking know, these people are full of monumental contradictions.
>>6427631
>Or should I just pull of the bandaid and tell them?
Unless you'll be in danger, yes.
>>6427628
why would you drive over me if I could just run on top of your car?
>>6427631
hide till you absolutely need to, but not so late that it shocks them to death.
>>6427635
re holster your mamaries.
>>6427522
I'd be fine with that, you can have a relationship with someone you dated, it can even be stronger then a normal friendship. She is probably happily single just like she had been the 29 years before she asked me out, and I sat on her lap and kissed her to let her know I wasn't like the other boys
I guess it's weird though because I've had every ex except one (two now?) come back, sometimes multiple times, to try to date, and then they just stuck around as friends until life interviened and we moved to different places.
I'm weird.
>>6427635
Hey
Stfu
Come cuddle
I'm cold
>>6427631
don't tell them them and just wait for them to notice the changes it'll take over a year so ur good for a while
>>6427338
Who's that semen demon?
>>6427623
Oh. I just started my job hunt, actually... I'm not very enthusiastic about actually working, but one day I got up and said "alright, I don't really like this, but I'm just gonna do it anyway."
Eh, I'm not having a great day, but /lgbt/ is full of sharks who love to hurt people when they smell blood. It's saddening. Whatever I'm going through, this isn't the place for it. Besides, good intent and happy words is what this place needs - I genuinely do want to make people less unhappy.
So, what are your qualifications like? What are your goals for when you do get your job? :)
>>6427620
Imma empathyze with whoever I want and you can't stop like you couldn't stop me before, girl! Just watch this:
>>6427619
No one is too nice in 4chan, we don't have to. People still do it some times. The chances where you feel they attacked you are really tame, it's just part of the course. People tell Korra she looks like a man every single thread. I've insulted Rachel and she took it with stride and it turned into a conversation because I didn't do it trying to attack her, it was a more entertaining way to start a combo.
You're already getting hurt, right? so just learn to accept it and move on. there's no need for you to talk about this for hours, you'll feel worse.
And in my country inspectors go at random times, I see one less than once a month. Everyone would stare at me and think I'm an asshole if I don't pay so I do it even knowing no one will stop me if I don't.
>>6427642
reporting in. though an SO of mine has way worse ones and she is Cis.
>>6427584
I know
>tfw when you Dva all over peoples faces and you get Dva PotG and you cant be stopped becuz you're Dva
>>6427509
ireplied to this last night and look like a fucking man reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>6427635
some people won't like you if you aren't nice all the time. some people won't like you even if you are like it happens with grace. we're not a hivemind.
But making all your conversations about us not liking you is a sure fire way to make people dislike you.
>>6427631
>Natalie
Are you the white power nut who ranted about niggers fucking white women in the last thread? I assume everyone here is a racist so I won't get mad at you about that
Wear a sports bra. Don't bind it will damage your breasts.
>>6427588
>i still want to be me
I mean, the only new interest I've gained is in boys. You might like, be influenced to try new things because you don't feel like shit all day every day
>>6427619
You're assuming that nobody will pay their ticket fare.
And yet we have entire bus and train networks that let you get on before paying.
You know what the kicker is?
These networks are still in business after ~40 years, meaning that people paid enough money to not only fund the cost of transit, but also the cost of upkeep and cost to pay your employees.
>>6427626
>going on /b/
>>6427641
>I sat on her lap and kissed her to let her know I wasn't like the other boys
Did she know at the time that by this you mean you would whine and cry about how she's abusing you while you hook up with strangers behind her back?
>>6427585
I'm not allowed to have crushes because I'm a creepy old man
>>6427640
B/c you can't jump that fast out of a kia.
>>6427641
>totally not a woman
I've been Thinking Faye.. Maybe give that grindr/tinder thing a shot & tele-date a boy for a couple months just to see if your emotions are compatible??
Can't hurt.
& if you fall for them over a few Skype dates...
I mean.
Awshit. I just took my E & I'm getting soft over here.
I want a romance novel now.
>>6427642
My hands and feed are huge and bony
>>6427672
you givem e boner
>>6427647
Shakira actually deserves lots of sympathy and encouragement compared to the other post.
>>6427637
Pls, valq, I legitimately think i know my own sexuality better than you do
>>6427656
woot! go diva!
>>6427665
hay I go on b sometimes
>>6427671
I don't drive a kia? nigger I parkour everywhere. Like I litterally just got my drivers permit today (at 20) and will probably only get my license because its a useful thing to have (apparently having a god damned passport isnt good enough in the USA)
>>6427671
don't grindr. they will think you are a transvestite and not be ok with the you being a girl thing. (speaking from experience).
>>6427676
why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFjsSSDLl8w
>>6427591
Give them a couple more weeks. I think mine hurt for two weeks. Check for redness. If you see any, clean them out.
>tfw phone call.
>>6427635
*hugs*
>>6427641
>I guess it's weird though because I've had every ex except one (two now?) come back, sometimes multiple times, to try to date, and then they just stuck around as friends until life interviened and we moved to different places.
Oh god, my life!!!!
>I'm weird.
iktf
tfw I know I'm to nice to people.
>>6427659
You didn't want it enough.
>>6427684
sexualy atracted ti you
>>6427689
i just want to pass eventually. honestly, i'd be down to be ugly, but pass.
>>6427618
I am going to get mine pierced here soon too. I have always wanted to do it and I think I am going to. How much did it cost you?
>>6427646
My qualifications are virtually non existant. I could take the test for first or second certificate, or go TESL, since english is my second language; but those things aren't cheap. I'm thinking about trying out a game testing place I worked in for two months, the pay is shit and the hours worse but they'll probably take me as long as there's space. And from there I should try to get a better job somehow. Sites for jobs never actually work for what I've seen, so I don't really know how to take that second step.
Bexe recommended explaining that I have a huge gap because I was batling depression, and telling them I'm getting medication without mentioning that its hrt.
>>6427691
why?
>>6427692
thats the spirit!
>>6427697
Because it's funny
>>6427695
Why is everyone on /mtfg/ an unqualified retail worker?
>>6427679
.... NOT UNTIL I UNLEASH YOUR AWAKENING, MISSY.
Not really, I just want to take a nap with you; flopped over each other like a pile of puppies, if anything.
No homo.
Faggit
>>6427683
Faye is a 10/10 girl who presents as a femboy tho... She's already experimented & got tons of replies.
Also, your Adidas can't outrun mickey Thompsons, sorry.
What I'm trying to say, is.....
I'll crush your hyundai
>>6427703
>Yeah, that's totally my profession
>>6427703
fuck you bitch Programming for life
for real though its because we are all suffering a lot of shit and its hard to have a career to focus on when you are busy trying to cut your balls off
>>6427698
too bad it'll never happen
>>6427687
100% of trans girls have man hands. It's how it works. Palahniuck put it in his lists of ways to clock us because we're crazy failed men hidden as a novel.
>>6427697
why are you interrogating me :(
>>6427642
my hands are disproportionately large even compared to my arms
they're not even big for a guy, just a little bit too muscular for my liking
>>6427703
>because I was batling depression
maybe read?
>>6427703
Retail worker enters in non existant qualifications, though, that's why I didn't list generic first jobs that don't pay the rent.
>tfw your favorite auntie calls u her favorite niece
today was lovely ~ her nickname for me is little darling ^____^
>>6427712
i was expecting the response to be
>>6427702
basically
>>6427715
thanks mom <3
>>6427694
$40 bucks with 2 cute black onyx studs
Anyone here use QHI or alldaychemist? Which one is better?
>>6427708
>awakening
There's nothing to awaken. I like boys and occasionally crush on girls. :(
I would however nap with you. No homo.
>>6427703
Don't say truth things you fucking bitch hon.
>>6427727
ADC is my plan B if I get gatekept
>>6427717
I'm a bit afraid to look at my old resume. It was filled with exagerations and I'm no longer deluded enough to make them pass. I'm gonna cringe SO much.
>>6427720
>Faye passing as male
I'm not going to speak on her behalf, but guys of all walks, ftms as well messaged her.
Fuck, i'd show them my cleavage & they were still down. Lots of bi guys in sf..
She's not undesirable
>>6427720
i won't pass with any attitude.
>>6427723
those sound like really cheap prostitutes, ask them to use protection please.
>>6427727
Qhi hands down. I've used both. qhi is faster and they have Cypro which is superior to spiro
>>6427731
Exaggerations are fine, and most people tend to fluff up their resumes anyhow. Don't worry about it, anon... and don't be too hard on yourself, because confidence and happiness are very important in your interview. :)
>>6427727
Qhi is faster & has cypro
how many therapist sessions will i have to go through before i get my hands on the sweet pills?
>>6427730
I wouldn't. I used them with e check (their credit card "servers" don't work anymore or something) and I got a fraudulent charge from some hotel, then 250 bucks in fraud charges from amazon. Try QHI, fraud protection on credit cards is easier.
>>6427742
>because confidence and happiness are very important in your interview.
yeah, but during my repression time I was much better at lying.
so, jon snu is going to plunge his sword deep into daenarys' heart
>>6427745
Is informed consent an option for you?
>>6427722
You're ugly as sin there is no way anyone finds you attractive let alone as a girl. You're an ex trap attention whore and you know it, you know how these things work. Don't play dumb. Stop fucking around and be real with yourself even if you keep putting on an act here.
>>6427727
I started by using ADC. They are legit. The meds I got worked for the start I needed
Takes fucking forever however. Be aware the FDA is targeting estrogen now.
>>6427728
I'll awaken the fuck outta how long you could possibly be tangled up with a person before your realize your body is dehydrated & its the next day.
>this is why all the guys in HS thought I was a player .... I just had a lot of cuddly sleepovers with a lot of desirable women.
>>6427752
and when he pulls it out Longclaw will suddenly be reignited as Lightbringer
Alright guys, I'm leaving for a while. This place is dumb and toxic as fuck. You are all horrible people. I'm blocking all of you on skype except the ones I already knew before I came back.
Seriously, you're all delusional autistic weebs. These threads just get worse and worse.
Have fun in ur shithole
