Chat: tinychat/notgaygen
>>6344314
Feels good knowing bern supporters on suicide watch
Though the pain of no twink4trump bf hurts.
>>6344314
op is a hottie
I can dig it.
>>6344933
>bern supporters on suicide watch
I'd rather see a #hang4hillary though
Why are the mods so obsessed with me and friendly namefag fig whatever the fuck that faggoy grinch goes by.
Ive stopped shitposting completely.
>>6351709
>Ive stopped shitposting completely.
You are the shitpost son.
>>6351701
Or #hung4hillary
>>6351715
That doesn't even make sense.
What's with gays not being able to.communicate effectively?
>>6351719
That'd be some nasty BBC shit yo!
I ain't watching no grandma with saggy tits taking nigger cock.
>>6351725
Degradation of the frontal lobes due to either a lack of or an over indulgence of cock. Its a sad case, no matter what happens, you'll get it.
>>6351709
If in some future dystopia the FBI decides to arm the mods and let them loose on the 4Chan repeat offenders of the world, I hope they remember to finish Grinchposter off once and for all so he can never hurt anyone again.
>>6344933
>Though the pain of no twink4trump bf hurts.
Eww every twink trump supporter I've come across is the most ignorant vapid kind of contemptible cur you can find. They have the political consciousness of a fucking child.
>>6351725
When your general existence can be considered a shitpost, then the content of your post is pretty irrelevant since it's doomed to be shit anyway
>>6351733
Don't forget lesions of the vocal chords due to abnormal Ph levels from all the cum they swallow.
>>6351775
>How do I fix my e reputation ol wise anon? ;~;
Hard reset.
Delete fucking everything, move to Australia and start over from scratch.
>>6351775
Try actually leaving.
Holy shit, even I miss days.
>want to be fem
>start seriously working out
>realize /ss/ will only make my masculine frame more obvious
I just want to be my bf's qt fucktoy but my body wants to be shaped like a fucking football player
Suffering
What body image problems do you fucks deal with on a daily basis?
>>6351791
Nobody likes me irl.
They say that im a huge attention whore who likes attention negative or positive. Everybody hates me because im a female on the inside tbqh...
Why wont you be my friend girl?
Nobody likes me because I keep it real.
>>6351790
Id move to japan They have kawaii there unlike ausfailia.
>>6351811
Japan's a shitty country socially desu
Would never want to do anything but visit, get drunk, weeb out, then go over the camera Hangover style
>>6351829
Aren't the japense inheitly incredibly racist towards westerners?
>>6351829
I live the karoshi lifestyle tho. (Work until death) except instead of working I apply to to the things I love like working ten hours a day and working out but I work very hard.
>>6351836
You can change your reputation if you want but you have to reinvent yourself and work on timing. This thread is dead so I just anon post random thoughts I have. Im just bored walking to the store. Ive never had an issue with you either kr ~
>>6351836
I mean kinda. Most humans act the same anywhere. I have a cowboy outfit I'm gonna wear if I ever travel internationally, so I can bring maximum memes to the world. I have a folder of pics of me riding horses that I plan to show and tell people I ride to school in Texas, like it's not strange.
Assuming i won't get shot for wearing it i see nothing wrong with this plan
>tfw you are not sure is he gay
Shit, he has hugged me, shown his dick to me and he has nice ass and all for straight guy but damn I'm not sure anymore.
Where are all the chubby NEETs? Where can I find them? It can't be this hard.
>>6351924
Herrrro
>>6351904
Fuck his butt.
I'm sick of this recurring trope, of the hapless gay dude floating in a state of mystery over whether a guys obvious sexual advances are actually sexual advances.
Fuck.his. Butt.
>>6351836
Japs tend to view all non-japs as gaijin, outsiders. Ethnically homogenous countries almost always take a hostile nativist view of outsiders.
>>6351836
Not really.
Its exaggerated. In poor neighborhoods yes and the yakuza bully gaijin but overall not really. Its still a first world country and everybody in the navy said France was much more hostile than Japan ever was in terms of first world countries.
>>6351980
>France
You can't really compare a country to France though.
>>6351980
No, they are just flat out racist in general.
France is possibly more so, but just because France is worse doesn't somehow make Eastern racism less of a problem.
the smell of dental floss when you didn't floss for 3 days out of laziness
Whoa...
>>6352016
>>6351993
Japanese racism from what I've read and talked with isnt really an issue. Its just murmurs from assholes once in a while. Japan just doesn't want degenerates in their country like rapefugees and uneducated people. They aren't institutionalized racist though in general and they are extremely kind to foreigners. Its just that they make jokes sometimes and white people all want to be a victim of racism so they take small incidents and turn them into something way bigger than they are because they want to relate to minorities.
They dislike homosexuals way more than foregniers but they do have a gay district.
>>6352030
I can 100% promise you you either have never been to Japan or only went on a touristy trip through all the "nice" areas.
If you leave the city centre you are 100% disliked no matter who you are if you aren't Asian, although it likely won't go further than shouted insults, jacked up prices, etc. If you've been to the Ueno district after dark though, you will know there is a very real possibility of being beaten up as a hate crime in some areas.
Isn't Japan like hella into weird shit? I've watched a few Anime in my days and they're all fucking weird & twisted and full of kinky/fetishy crap.
Japan is a degenerate nation. It's no wonder why God shakes them up from time to time and destroys entire cities.
>>6352048
That's how it is the country if you're black also. Who cares about those towns?
If you're white at night its bad going into black and Mexican neighborhoods in America. That doesn't mean racism is rampant.
would u?
>>6352030
wow. you are so ignorant an uninformed. so sad
>>6352063
can I just ask what your experience is with Japan? Because nobody who had spent any appreciable time there would try and say that it doesn't have a racism problem.
At least in the West racism is generally looked down upon in public, even if it may be tacitly encouraged. In the East they deny its even a problem.
>>6352081
I've spent more time talking with Japanese people in Japanese. I know tons of military people and I have about ten internet friends in nihon right now. Everyone asks muh racism question and none of them had any serious incidents or stories.
>>6352077
You can't even form a sentence correctly. You sound like you go on tumblr.
>>6352097
i.e: none
k, i understand now. Fucking weeaboos.
>>6352100
Honestly
Be honest
Are you a tranny?
>>6351753
so is every twink bernie supporter
who would have thought gays could be so catty to one another?
>>6352167
Well you talk like a tranny. Also you're dumb and im right.
>>6352210
Now who sounds like the tranny?
:^)
>>6344314
How do I get a Trump supporting BF that will go to the range with me?
>>6352229
I am a tranny though so its not fair.
I have bad dandruff all of a sudden from stress, but picking off the flakes, scales, etc feels so gratifying.
>tfw am a centrist living in a country made of 90% centrists
feels good to know that its unlikely any potential bf will be a raving left or rightwing extremist, and that my news sources are all fairly unbiased
>>6352240
what state you in?
>>6352275
Wyoming, the middle of fucking no where state.
>>6352299
rip, nowhere near me of course
>>6352299
It could be worse...
It's cool to be a cucumber.
I feel like I spend so much time controlling my emotions around insane, irrational people that I come off as having none and therefore appearing insane and irrational. How can I know I'm a human being if I'm not screaming about stupid shit, gaygen?
How can I justify my veneer of apathy to whiny whiners who've decided I'm a simpleton?
>>6352520
It's fun.
>>6352521
Yeah. It's really, really fun.
Fun. But sometimes just a little boring.
>tfw bf but don't really care
and the self-sabotage cycle continues
>>6351938
Hello
Just got home from my graduation guys. Thankfully I didn't cry, but it was pretty sad.
>>6352633
Why were you sad?
>>6352583
I get the feeling that this will be me in a short time.
Guy at my side, but not really in to him or caring too much.
>>6352695
this is why i dont have a bf
im just not that into people
I tell myself i just havent met the right guy, but i think its entirely possible i will never be truly happy, or have a relationship without pretense.
>>6352607
Want to date?
>>6352711
Do you have a kik?
>>6352759
No.
>>6352262
What country anon ?
>>6352658
I don't know, just leaving high school I guess. I wish there was more time for me to say bye to all of my teachers still. It just snuck up on me way too fast.
>>6352704
I like being in love, and I adore the perks of having a guy in my corner. Lately all the guys I've gotten "close" to have been either too needy, way too aggressive about finding their soul mate or are just not my type at all.
I've somewhat given up the chase. I suppose that it's not even an issue.
>tfw no bf but... eh, it'll happen and be worth it eventually
>>6352767
Hey, if you're not in to the guy, then you just aren't.
>>6352794
Oh I had assumed you meant something like college. I was kind of glad to be done with high school when I was younger.
>>6352322
You could live in Brazil, where people who like niche stuff like me are often secluded.
Even though I might have aspergers/something that fucks my awareness of social stuff which might fuck me up on the hunt for bf/gf.
Anyone here ever had experience with dating Asperger's syndrome-having people?
>>6352826
Honestly? I'd never want to date someone with some kind of disorder or something that might hinder them in some way.
I've got a short fuse when handling normal people that someone with a disability or otherwise would just be difficult. More than I'd like to deal with.
>>6352842
Nobody's perfect, hell lots of people have mental issues in some form or another.
How did you meet the best bf you've ever had?
>>6352863
Lucid dreaming
>>6352813
it's not even that i'm not into him--he's attractive and good company. i just don't see any reason to pursue a relationship other than "because that's what you're supposed to want." i'm pretty lost in life and this was more probably a desperation attempt at finding meaning through other people than it was something i genuinely desire.
>>6352842
That would explain a lot of things. It's very much clear that I most likely poses some kind of mental disability since I can't really pick up second meaning words, not detect non verbal languages, repetitive subjects, that kind of stuff. Can you people sense one has some kind of problem?
Now I know why some people I've met kind of dropped conversation with me to some level.
>>6352851
Oh believe me, I'm far from a perfect guy myself.
>>6352873
That's why I've avoided all the guys that have wanted my attention lately. They just happen to be there, and I'm not actually interested in them.
>>6352888
I don't really "sense" them, I just notice how certain people act. If a guy is a little... off, then I'll probably pick up on a potential red flag.
>>6352863
Here. No joke.
>>6352918
>just notice how certain people act
I think most people probably do that. And that's how I get to have few friends or none, and most thinking you have problems.
I swear, if I went out on the street looking like I came out of Chernobyl, people would be more interested in me and they'd try something more often than when i don't have my mask off.
>>6352956
Well yeah, because you have something that draws the attention your way. I mean, I've seen your posts and from what I've seen, you're not the worst guy on here by any means.
I don't exactly know what to tell you, people are just different. If a guy can't accept you for you with your faults included, that's on him. I wouldn't want someone with me that didn't want to accept if I had an illness, disability or anything.
>>6352988
I guess you have a very valid point. I am who I am. Good things and bad things. Great things of me and my illnesses, which are not few. When partnering up you must accept the one who you are partnering wholeheartedly, good things and bad things.
I guess I just need to have patience to find someone. Only problem is my father, but I guess he will eventually realize I have free will. After all I bet Tesla's father wanted him to date girls too.
>>6353023
People in your love life have to accept you for you, all of you. Eventually you'll find someone that likes all parts of you and will want to be around you.
You dad will have to learn that you're your own person and your choices are your own. If he wants the best for you, he's got to let you make your own mistakes and choices.
>>6353186
Well my love life is pretty null. I never had someone to love, and never fell in love with someone. But perhaps for me the love life and companionship will start differently from anyone else's.
My father will eventually understand that. That he created a son to fly on the sky of life, and not to be on his leash for all his life. Sooner or later he will understand.
What matters is that in the end of this all things will be okay. Thank you for chatting with me, anon.
>>6353023
Tesla was a fag too?
>>6353231
I used him as an example because if I recall correctly, he made a celibacy vote, aka he never fucked anyone.
>>6353220
You'll do fine, it just takes time and a bit of personal understanding.
Live your life and it will come to you.
>>6352607
>eyes narrow suspiciously
You wouldn't happen to draw porn would you
>>6352956
I'm someone who tries way too hard to be noticed. I wear tacky hats and display how nerdy I am to get people to talk to me. Still didn't really work till I put myself out there more.
It's still an extension of who we are, just bigger and more obnoxious. I think you're cool.
Just don't worry so much and let things happen. Put some effort but don't get upset if nothing returns, be happy you tried
>>6353549
You should go see a gun to blow your brains out with tbqh.
>>6353633
>see a gun
Umm... Wat?
>>6353655
You should also go and see a scissors to get your hair cut.
>Tfw no friends
>>6353664
Doing that Saturday
>tfw im the stereotype of small penis overcompensating angry all the time confrontational tryhard manlet
much bottom
so lonely
very straight
many feels
not wow
>>6353757
That's me too except I'm not angry or confrontational.
>>6353739
You're the one talking to me...
>>6353378
N-n-no.
>>6351924
Skinny NEET here.
>>6353767
My post doesn't sound like you if you're not angry now does it?
>>6353770
I wish I got bullied as much as you tbqh.!.
>>6353770
Whatever, mang. I ain't talking to no one no how.
>tfw friendless khv
>>6353739
Holy shit guys Clownshoes is alive.
>>6353923
Shut up, idiot.
>>6353848
all three of those referenced activities are overrated
>>6352299
Im in texas same boat just want to pass and go to the range with a qt bf who will molest me when were alone
>tfw drunkenly threatening peoples lives on grindr
Why is violence so fun?
why dont we post pictures in our underwear mroe often?
>>6354186
Because I have a small penis and uggo butt
>>6351743
this exactly
>>6353757
how tall are you bby
>>6354240
Fuck you
>>6354304
Why so butthurt ?
:^)
>>6351696
I know the model, kinda. We follow each other on ig
hey /gaygen/ sorry if this is weird & maybe it's just me but i'm starting to think that we might actually be living in the matrix
Gaygen I just hooked up with someone and I didn't cum and now I'm catching feelings what do I do
>>6354195
>small penis
implying thats a bad thing.
I'm here to attention whore
>rando movie company shuts down a major road here to film part of the next Transformers film
TOO BAD THEY ARE GARBAGE. Seriously, they ruined something I cherish.
>>6354186
>tfw I finally have a decent picture of my butt
I never thought I'd see the day when my ass would look good.
>>6354364
Oh! I like the color... skin and underwear.
>>6354365
pics or gtfo
>>6354375
I'm not attractive
>>6354195
small cocks are soooo cute.
>i really want to find someone who is cute and has like a 2 inch penis.
I'd have so much fun with them you have no idea. I mean panties fit on a guy with no cock like that so basically i'd start buying some then burn all his boxers XD i'd be like nope. You look best like this.
>i'd also get them totally waxed and make them go to the beach in a bikini or at leas the bikini bottom, i'd also drag them to nude beaches and drag them along as i talk with any hung people
So much fun with them
>>6354380
the go on a diet. 70% diet 30% exercise. 1500 calorie diet. 2lb/week is healthy.
>dieting is easy, but it takes sooooooo long.
>>6354385
I already told you I use my extreme hatred for women as a way to fuel my over-exaggerated masculinity, if I get rid of that and go from a 6/10 masc to a 6.2/10 twink, I'll probably shoot up a school
>>6354381
Can you be my dom bf and make fun of my tiny cock
>>6354364
Those are really hot tbqh...
I want to nibble you.
>>6354381
I hope you're a twink or tranny wanting to feminize me : 3
Id wear panties and be humiliated in public.
>>6354412
abrahamsapien
>>6354398
>Those are really hot tbqh...
I want to nibble you.
Im a tranny
>>6354422
Why are you posting pictures of yourself here in your underwear if you're a tranny?
>>6344314
>tfw you feel extra sexually frustrated certain days
>>6353655
>>6353730
>cutting long hair
I hope you are not a native.
>>6354430
because gay boys are cute and I want attention?
>>6354437
Im not complaining tbqh...
Whats your type tranny?
>>6354447
twinky and dumb
>>6354458
Femgen would be better for that.
:3 you have really nice body from what I see tbqh...
>>6354465
>:3 you have really nice body from what I see tbqh...
Id show u my boobs but thats frowned upon here.
>>6354476
Im not stopping. You're anon it doesnt matter...at least you know there's at least one person that wants to see it tbqh...
>>6354476
use imgr link
>>6354186
because camwhoring is now frowned apon
>>6354480
>>6354481
>trans folk actually welcomed for once
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
>>6354490
I just wanted to tease the gays
>>6354497
Tease me : 3
>>6354497
Well mate, it's all fine and dandy with some folks here, but that doesn't fly with everyone...
>>6353655
>>6353730
>>6353770
I know you faggots used to save pics of anyone that posted them here, does anyone has one of this army tripfag?
>>6354508
I probably could scavenge one but why?
>>6354513
I'm into guys with long hair, so I'm curious how he looks.
>>6354489
What a shit up, I don't get any attention anymore, my massive ego is dying and I'm becoming more human again.
>>6354679
That was your thing back in the day?
>>6354679
It's because you're old now
I hate being old. It's like being young, except you're dead on the outside, too.
I'm moving back home, soon. To the south. Swampland
How do I come out?
hardmode: as bi
>>6354691
Ah.
>>6354687
Damn, that hurt my soul and my old bones.
>>6354703
>"Hey guys, I like fucking guys and girls, okay?"
Then you do a sweet backflip.
>>6354706
I'm not that agile.
I suppose it really just is that simple. I guess the better question is how to deal with and cope with the results.
>>6354703
6 months before you come out as gay
>>6354708
Believe me, the second you tell ANYONE, you feel like a million bucks.
The moment I told my brother that I liked guys, I felt liberated. Granted he was drunk as hell.
You "cope" by just learning to be more comfortable with yourself. I don't go out of my way to tell people, but it comes up in casual conversation and nobody gives a flying fuck.
So I'm "camping" with friends ATM (we're in a cabin with everything we need so I guess it's not really camping) and a few hours ago my female friend's boyfriend stared at me the entire time he jacked off. We're all in bunk beds in the same room. He just maintained eye contact the entire time, I don't know if he was expecting me to do something.
My own boyfriend is coming down this afternoon and I've already text him to say what happened like but I'm not sure if I should tell this dude's girlfriend? It's not really cheating but it's weird right?
I haven't been able to sleep. I feel strangely violated.
>>6354722
>Sorry.
Eh, don't be. It's a truth I have to deal with, seeing as how I'm apparently one of the oldest guys on here. Shame that my type happens to be the kind of guys that are in their very early twenties and I'm in my very late ones.
It's for the best that I give up on the "fembois" and look for a mature, sane guy. Thankfully those guys won't retain their looks forever so there is some justice.
>>6354732
That's creepy as FUUUUUUUUUCK.
What the hell is up with that? That's weird doujin tier. Maybe he loves being watched.
You tell the girlfriend, you tell her now.
>>6354714
The homophobic things I've heard from my family breaks my heart. It's why I don't call and visit home.
They didn't accept me when I didn't know I was different, and I doubt it'll be better when I know that I am.
They love me regardless. It's the way of the south. It's a requirement to love your blood, which is why I'm willing to go back home but I have 2 gay "relatives" and I know the way they're talked about. I've heard of people being disowned, but that's not the south I've learned of in 4 different states. Really, it's all on me.
If I can handle it with class and dignity, they'll love me. They may not agree with me, but they'll smile regardless. That's the beauty of the south, which most people won't acknowledge. Humility goes a long way.
I'm drunk and venting. Excuse me. I -just- had the idea to move home rather than going up to Portland, so I'm swimming in thoughts and emotions.
>>6354733
No, no. Keep on getting at fembois or whatever. I mean, if I get that far, that's what I'm'a gonna do.
>>6354733
Do you have difficultly finding sexual partners or dates at that age then? Is it just my perception or does practically every gay person seek nothing but sex and care only for that?
I swear, I can't even be bothered to begin dating, everything I've seen of the gay dating scene has just jaded me.
>>6354732
Hot
Doubleteam him with your bf
>>6354748
They're very nice to look at, and hell, if I could find one that's got a good head on his shoulders, I'd be happy.
>>6354746
The whole family disowning thing is awful. It's like they're forcing you to be how they won't will repressing who you are. It's ass backwards and just idiotic.
I believe that if you're calm and do things right, you will be perfectly okay. Explain it to them, answer anything they have and proceed.
>>6354751
I can find sexual partners fine, age doesn't stop that at all. But dating is hard... very. I feel like I'm never quite right where someone wants me age wise. They like all the other facets of me, just not the number associated with me.
>>6354756
You're doing it wrong. They don't need good heads. They exist so that you can watch them die - metaphorically speaking, of course.
>>6354756
Do you only seek younger guys then or have you tried to date those within your age range? How many relationships have you had so far?
>>6354756
>I believe that if you're calm and do things right, you will be perfectly okay
That belief is what keeps me together. If I do it right, it'll be done right.
That's all that matters, right?
>>6354776
They're also your family, give them some credit.
>>6354779
I give them enough credit to take the risk.
I made it pretty clear that them being my family is -why- I give them credit, despite their outlook.
If I weren't related to them I wouldn't bother.
>>6354751
Your probably right 90% of the time
No one should really worry about relationships anyway. There are more important things in life, such as defeating gun dragons and sleeping 15 hours a day.
>>6354817
I'm more concerned with where these dragons got guns and why haven't we regulated them
>>6354817
>those days
I kind of miss submitting to clinical depression. Life was really easy during those days.
>>6354858
Life isn't easy. Giving up is easy.
>>6354864
Nah, you're thinking of your mother, man.
>>6354778
So in the end the all had an issue with your age? That's sucks man, what is it they dislike, just the number or are they just not matured enough to want to be in a genuine relationship?
>>6354786
Eh, it sucks, I can't be bothered with dating for no reason so I don't actively bother to look for anyone. I realise you need to date a fair few people in order to find those worth being with though, its very much a catch 22 situation.
>>6354817
I really do wish there was some way if helping you out of there clowny.
>>6354872
My mother really was a whore when I was like 11.
Her fucking like 7 different guys during one span of a couple months used to keep me up at night.
Really. They'd fuck loudly and complain when I threw stuff, making noise to interrupt them.
She introduced me to several of her boyfriends as if it were okay. It wasn't until I said something that she slowed down, settling for seducing a married man with a wife and family who would eventually stalk her for a decade.
Now, my mom plays the victim, upset that her adult sons with no fathers still live with her while she endures health issues and cries for attention.
I wish every night that I was a CIS male with stable parents who didn't drink, beat each other and cheat on each other with a dozen partners instead of being this wreck who can only blame themselves for not having the fortitude to not look past all that shit and succeed anyway.
I was dealt a bad hand, but because I wasn't dealt the -worst- hand I'm a whiny faggot and should just deal with it. Giving up would be so easy, but I'm not allowed to. Thank you, Jesus. Tmrw, I'll try harder.
I really mean that, I'm going to try harder. We too stubborn to suicide, literally or otherwise. We gon succeed. We president now. Omg I'm so drunk. Omg I'm attention whoring so much right now.
>>6354915
Didn't read. Lmao.
>>6354732
>tfw too ugly to ever be fapped to
:(
>>6354921
I wouldn't have read it either.
I mean, I would have but I wouldn't respond.
>>6354978
Also:
>tfw no friends to go camping with
>>6354984
Camping's crummy anyway though. There's bugs everywhere and no internet.
>>6354521
It's not long per se. Not long to be considered long by normal standards. Barely down to my neck long
>>6353774
I had seen that on some artist's HF profile pic, but they didn't draw any gay shit i saw at a glance so either they're repressed as fuck or not gay lmao.
>>6354834
>regulating guns
Oh lawdy
You grabbers are the best
>>6354978
>tfw hot enough to be attempted raped against but not good enough to be loved
you don't know the half of it, kiddo. just wait until someone tries to take you but not "you".
that's why tumblr is so mad, anon. that's exactly why they're so mad.
Does anyone else here also suffer from hay fever? If so, how severe?
I hate it so much man, can't enjoy nice summer days, any tablets I take for it absolutely fuck me up too.
>>6354732
>It's not really cheating
Jesus stated, "You have heard that it was said to those of old, 'You shall not commit adultery.' But I say to you that whoever looks at another human to lust for them has already committed adultery with them in their heart" (Matthew 5:27-28)
It's adultery no matter how you or him try to justify it.
When a person strongly desires (lusts) to do something sinful, he has already committed the sin in his heart. Jesus isn't talking about a passing thought (temptation). He is talking about a person who fantasizes and entertains in his mind doing things he knows he should not do.
Repent and invite the living light of Jesus into your life before it's too late. Save yourselves my friends. The time is near!
>>6355217
That's just you trying to deny your gayness
>>6354732
Honestly, you should of never told your bf and you shouldn't tell his gf either. You should keep this between you and him. Chat with him and tell him how it made your feel uncomfortable and how he needs to repent for his sin of fantasizing about you and committing adultery in his heart and how he needs to invite Jesus into his life. Don't cause gossip, as that's a sin as well. Chat with him privately in a caring/loving manner.
>>6352072
looks like he's the type that would have genital warts and maybe anal warts too.
Nope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTaLZZUk4n4
I ain't yo mama.
>>6355306
No it wasn't. That was the matrix. I know because I am your father.
>Tfw this will never be you
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGX4wSwGWGv/
would you date a chubby chris crocker?
>>6355318
God no
>>6355311
Lol, yeah, it was.
>>6355323
You're awfully rude to your father. Geez.
Just fyi though, this joke is going absolutely nowhere. I regret it immensely but now I'm in too deep.
>>6355309
>hate doing dishes
>husband does them
>work a lot and never have time to do laundry
>husband does it on his days off work
>don't like cooking much
>husband does it
>hear this song for the first time
>realize how selfish I've been lately
>>6355313
I wonder what it feels like to be the inside spoon.
>>6355338
Shame on you sp. Poor jupp-onee chan ;-;
>>6355346
Other way around mang. I'm kinda a dick sometimes.
>>6355338
>jupp does the dishes
>jupp does the laundry
>jupp does the cooking
lel, it's kind of impressive how you turned him into your bitch
>>6355332
It's going further down a thread.
>>6355356
see
>>6355354
other way around
>>6355277
I hope so, I took a hay fever tablet now, I'm about half an hour I'll be high as fuck it is awful.
>>6355388
WHITE PRIVILEGE
>>6355388
>chuckled whole heartedly
I work 6 days a week. I'm tired by the time I get home. I don't want to do anything but unwind.
>>6355354
how are you going to make it up to him?
>>6355406
IDK, dishes I guess it is piled up. Either play starbound before work or do chores. hmmm tough choice.
>>6355419
Buy him something nice and lube up Jupp.
>>6355419
I mean show your token of appreciation, as in a surprise gift or trip?
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>>6355436
We have gym memberships and the sauna is really good, only thing lacking is good lifting equipment it's a pretty old gym.
is it true that weightlifting machines are useless?
>>6355354
Daww SP is a househusband.
Does he wear only an apron when you get home?
>>6355454
Machines helps you build up muscle movement if you are a weakling like me that needs to train yourself up to using free weights. Skipping straight to weights without having the right muscle movements down can do damage.
>>6355454
Free weights are better but they are always in use at my gym and the bigger guys intimidate me so I stick with machines
>>6355477
It's kind of the same for bodyweight exercises...
Floor-based exercises for beginners to build up the muscles/strength/tendons to hold one self up on bars/rings
Bar exercises for intermediate
Gymnastic Ring exercises for advanced
>>6355462
SP works the same time I do Monday-thursday. He works 10 hour shifts and has 3 days off. I only have 1 day off. So technically SP is a houshusband 3 days a week and I'm a househusband 1 day a week. After work and then after the gym both of us are too tired to do anything really especially not house chores. Most of the time SP cooks and walks around either in just underwear or just a shirt with nothing worn below. I get a good view of dat ass every time.
>>6355494
how much can you each lift :3?
Are you both big guys :3?
>>6355494
Gotta make time for one another. Are you guys still having sex and being romantic?
>>6355516
Of course, the flame will probably never go out for us.
>>6355511
We just started lifting. We are taking baby steps. We are just playing around with the machines and dumbbells, but we will make out a routine to follow and get into barbells sometime when we are ready. Right now we don't keep track of what we lift just enjoying the gym I suppose that's what I would call what we are lifting.
>>6355516
This is the most important part... I was a house husband for a while and couldn't make time for ex and it really drove the wedge between us because he worked way more than me and my work was random and hectic
>>6355494
I think your tiredness is largely to do trying to achieve/maintain body mass/muscle.
When I use to be a teen bodybuilder I always felt tired. I would sometimes feel energetic, but they came in spurts. Between highschool, a part-time job, working out at the gym, and competitions I was tired and rather just sleep for 10-12 hours in a day than do anything to be honest.
I gave up on bodybuilding once I started college, and just started doing a basic 1 hour workout routine to look healthy/fit, but not to be ripped and be massive. It improved my health immensely. I now always feel energetic and some nights I can't even fall asleep, despite college and a full-time job.
I think you have to find a good balance. Constantly trying to maintain a muscular build isn't realistic. Your body will always want to sleep...
>>6344314
>dat body
Yeah
>dat hat
Nay
Only Americans elect a meme for president
>>6355523
It's awkward to have some muscular guy look at me fumble with weights while he obviously needs them...
Then he'd call me a faggot and to stop wasting his precious time... Then as I Change and leave, he pushed me against the lockers and threatens me...
>>6355532
>We just started lifting.
Haven't you been lifting for years?
I was under the impression you spend 3 hours a day at the gym.
>>6355544
My job is labor intensive. I'm in the extreme heat, walking far distances and lifting very large repetitious pots for 8 hours a day, but I like my job I work with the thing I feel extremely passionate for; I work with plants.
>>6355568
we had a home gym like two years ago, but we sold it when we moved. Now that we moved again recently we got gym memberships to a gym near by.
Anyone else really conflicted about hillary, bernie, and trump?
I can't stand any of them and think they're all really crappy choices who don't have the best interest of the country or Americans.
It amazes me how people are all about Trump on 4chan..he's just as shitty as Hillary. Bernie is just I dunno...he's that 70s hipster who couldn't let go of the John Lennon - Imagine dream. Which is kind of admirable...but is it realistic? I just feel his vision doesn't go far enough..if you're going to give things away for free, you might as well give all the basic necessities away for free to everyone. Everyone should have a leg to stand on and be equal!
Just giving away free healthcare/college isn't enough. Food should be free (locally grown produce in community gardens), everyone should be provided with a decent home & car too. That's only fair. I don't think Bernie shares this idea, but he really should.
There are more vacant homes in the USA than there are homeless people. People should open their doors. Love thy neighbor as thyself.
>>6355586
do you take showers together in the gym :3?
>>6355577
Oh so your job is basically a long 8 hour workout. You need to make sure you get enough calories/energy in (food), since you're burning a lot.
>>6355636
Nope, Bernie all the way. Don't give a shit what news projects.
>>6355658
Yeah, but they are individual stalls. Plus there's people there all the time so we can't do sexual stuff. Most we ever did was kiss in the sauna when no one was around.
>>6355661
It's mostly loss of water. I get dehydrated quickly at work and by the time I'm done and pick SP up from work I'm tired, but we force eachother to go to the gym after work. SP also has a labor intensive warehouse job.
>>6355667
If bernie said "everyone should be provided with the basic necessities of life...good food, clean water, a house, land, and a car". I'd vote for him...but he just wants free college/healthcare and he also doesn't believe in God so I can't vote for him.
