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We could have all been lumberjacks
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>mfw first for two generals
This thread iis older so it will get pruned.
Just use the other one for now, thread wars are fucking stupid and the other one was furst
Flannel
monty python is like the worst comedy show ive ever seen ngl
>>6316057
Well, I guess you don't understand good comedy then.
:P
>>6315331
We're here
>>6316057
agreed
>tfw handsome manly man
Dollface
>repost:
Yesterday I took my E directly before going to bed. I had a lot of lewd dreamings. Is this related?
>>6316057
Pleb taste
went into town wearing a dress to buy fried chicken. idk why but there was packs of angry looking bellends in tracksuits everywhere. i didn't get harassed. i got my fried chicken and went home.
what the fuck is going on
>>6316068
Then you need to watch this.
IN FACT, THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgaRd4d8hOY
>>6316070
o well
>>6316072
i think this is one of the big reasons i always disliked monty python
i saw this as a kid already knowing that i wanted to be a girl and it made me feel awful about myself and fed repression
>>6316074
>i saw this as a kid already knowing that i wanted to be a girl and it made me feel awful about myself and fed repression
...
I suppose I only find it funny because of circumstance and being self deprecating...
>>6316075
>honestly british and american humor are very very different
True.
The UK is very cynical.
>>6316075
The black knight is funny in any culture
Monty Python: humor for beta males
>>6316079
American humor, even the edgier, cynical kind, is crude and preachy by default.
mornin' grills
>>6315356
>4 hours ago
still HANDS OFF
ay kill me
>you will never get hugged or cuddled
>>6316095
Only if you kill me
Who /virgin/ here?
>>6316115
/anal virgin/
daily reminder to get a bf all you have to do is just b urself
no makeup required
no dieting required
>>6315964
im ugly
before I was ugly and feminine
now im ugly and feminine
I stopped HRT and I still pass but I wish I was on it again
one day ;_;7
>>6315967
>>6315975
>imblying
looks mean as much as you want them to mean
if you care about them then you'll get people that do
>>6316115
all of our souls are virgins to the goddess europa
>>6316115
Morning Dana.
I don't think anyone new got laid unfortunately...
>>6316072
This just gave me feels.
>tfw it's a decent portrayal of actual repression, even though that's not even close to where the creators were trying to go with it
( ._.)
>>6316115
Me.
Kissless and hugless virgin
>>6316124
>even though that's not even close to where the creators were trying to go with it
I wouldn't be so sure.
Python were years ahead of their time desu.
I wouldn't be surprised if one of them was trans...
>>6316122
Tfw didnt get laid
>Think it would be cool to go for a Warrior Woman/Valkyrie look.
>Realize this would just end up looking terrible and gross.
Goddammit.
>tfw running up stairs and you feel your butt jiggle
I'm not that overweight, am I?
>>6316135
>tfw heading up stairs and you see someone run past booty jigglin
Hey mtfg I just want to say that watching the movie "falling down" was a totally eye opening phenomenon which I may never experience with a film ever again, i totally recommend it since no other film can mix the genres of comedy, thriller and drama all in one package... this isnt just another movie its an absolute classic and should be a permenant fixture of american culture Dont believe me? See it for yourself
>>6316127
Oh, well idk then.
But I still thought it was just depressing and not funny at all.
I dunno, maybe my american brain just can't wrap itself around the more cynical parts of british humor.
>>6316141
Butt I have a boy booty!
>>6316115
>tfw not virgin at all
mmm.. sex
>>6316142
Just being too ugly for any human to like me and playing Overwatch
>>6316115
me
>>6316145
I adore that movie. So quotable, the guy in the shop is right from my own personal hell. I remember as a kid when I was desperate and dehydrated to a point of blurred vision and a shopkeeper was trying to choke the pennies out of me. Cheapest drink in the shop £1.20. I should go back, find him and kick his ass.
>>6316154
>Just being too ugly for any human to like me and playing Overwatch
aaahhh
a true wizard in the making
I am proud of you anon.
HOLY FUCK IT'S HERE
MY HRT IS FINALLY HERE
HOLY SHIT
just do it
>>6316168
Picture!
>>6316168
bost pics
>>6316168
Grats platy.
>>6316168
managed to sneak them past?
i'm enjoying the theme music to this tread
>>6316165
h-haha yeah
>>6316175
>sad boys
BE MY GF(pls)
>>6316150
Boy butt, girl butt... They all get pinched the same way :3c
>>6316183
>///<
>>6316161
Ive had an aclohol good morning
Hello
>>6316134
Just go for it.
If you end up thinking you look too mannish, then you could just stop lifting and eat less. Losing muscle is easy when you're on hrt.
FUCK yung lean
>>6316183
Damn you anon....
I want a qt to pinch my butt so I can fall back into their arms and then they kiss me an-
AAAAAAAAAAAAH!
STOP THAT!
I lost 20 lbs before hrt to lose all body fat. now that I am on hrt I want to gain weight but I cant do it.
What should I do? I need the fat for my boobs :(
>>6316203
tfw can't lose weight
>>6316115
yes for now
>>6316193
n o
>>6316203
Eat three meals a day and snack on calorie dense food like walnuts. Put olive oil/butter in your meals. Drink a few glasses of whole milk.
Basically anything that adds calories without making you feel too full.
>>6316193
trash taste confirmed
and I usually think trannies are crazy cus other stuff.. now I know in your case its crazy bad taste
just read on the box the chicken i got said '8 portions' and i ate the whole thing alone. a pound and a half of chicken, breadcrumbs and then additional ketchup
>>6316217
;-;
>>6316115
>tfw dp virgin
>>6316193
based yume right for once
>>6316186
oooo i want icecream but im on a diet................
;_;
>>6316200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cE_jOD2Fxvs
Makes me think of this song, i always think of this song :')
>>6316225
im not her
>tfw tired and hungry
Any anon with a foot fetish wanna massage my feet? They hurt so badly rn
>>6316232
are you in mtl???
>>6316233
Hello Sirona! Thanks for the thought at least ;_; I hope youre doing well!
>>6316232
i'm a pro at many basic human functions
>>6316239
A little under the weather possibly, but not too bad otherwise.
>>6316236
noope, BC
we have poutine too yknow..
>>6316221
Really raising the bar there Elanna.
>tfw no filthy finn to cuddle and make fun of for their stupid accent
WAKE ME Up
>>6316248
Go get puru!
>>6316246
oh ok... i didn't know... ;~;
Do I look like a girl or a crossdressing boy?
>>6316192
Do you think mostly swimming and some light weightlifting would be best?
>>6316230
I'd massage your feet. No fetishes or weird stuff involved, though my hands tire out pretty fast.
>>6316168
Thing's are going to get better now! Congrats platy.
>>6316248
>filthy finn
Sounds pretty gross desu.
>>6316221
fug
i realised why i never see you sleep
we have the same sleep pattern
>>6316254
you look like a filter
>>6316221
You're dead kiddo
>>6316251
no
>>6316256
NO
>>6316254
POST BOIPU$$I
>>6316259
>having a sleeping pattern
>>6316252
If you wanna gain fat you gotta eat more, no way around it. If you have willpower/apetite you can go the harder way and eat clean to gain weight but you're going to feel full every day from all the fiber and spend more time making meals.
Gaining weight on unhealthy food wont hurt you too much if it's just for a while to gain a few pounds though.
If you have self control I am sure you'll be able to change back to a normal diet after a while either way.
>>6316247
ty ty I have some life goals to meet
>>6316259
Awe, yeah, I also post here pretty much all the time cus unemployed rn :(
>>6316263
Y? ;~;
>>6316264
Yeh
>>6316254
The noise+denoise filter makes this photo look like we are looking through that blurry shower glass type stuff.
You might pass, but the picture doesn't give enough detail. I'm inclined to say you don't, but that could be down to luck with regards to the shitty image.
>>6316273
>I also post here pretty much all the time cus unemployed
s-snap!
>>6316273
having goals is important
>tfw your exgf left you because you didnt have serious enough goals
>tfw your only real goal was to be with her and live happily
should i go for a run tonight mtfg...? idk
>>6316270
If I become a trip, will this disturb the balance of german master race and normie trips in this thread?
>>6316282
post feet after
Who wants to get day drunk rn
>>6316248
what is this estrogen you take making you more of a fgt
>>6316286
ur gross desu
>>6316273
Going to rekt you
>>6316288
I would but out of liqour desu
fucking dad stole mine
>>6316284
>>6316285
>>6316286
ok i'll go in a bit then
>>6316273
Get into the porn industry, you can make your dream come true and get a job.
It's a win/win, except the herpes.
>>6316282
Yeah, unless you wanna get bullied about it first.
>>6316251
NO
>>6316288
it's not even 10am you fucking alchie
my favorite dress in the wedding dress shop sold :(
i'm glad i snapped a picture of it. i wanna get married in this dress
>tfw the only swedes who come here are chasers
>>6316291
Just antidepressants l-lol
>>6316288
I feel sorry for you and the whore of a gf you have. Beep was right and you're a piece of shit Robin Hewelt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3SM4G6SaFg
that cute melody in the background courtesy of ultimate qt yung sherman
>>6316302
Stop posting that picture you ugly fucking hon.
tfw talking to qt trans grill on grindr. sends me a butt hole shot by accident and never logs on again. guess ill go back to cis dudes :(
>>6316310
GUARDS
Hi y'all
I love you!
Please be nice to one another
>>6316308
my penis will fite u
>>6316305
>tfw the only finns who come here are trannies
>>6316312
Not sure why I laughed so hard at this.
I'm a cisles goin on a date with a mtf next week. She's super nice and smart and funny but...she literally just started transitioning and I just don't know if I'm down with that. I don't know if I'm down with any of this in general but, she's such an interesting person that I feel like I should give her a chance. A big part of me is really apprehensive about this whole date, like I'm talking myself out of it? I don't know, can someone alleviate my fears please
>>6316304
I hope I get married soon...
>>6316308
tbqh I ve never been on /pol/, actually I am a really nice and caring person
>>6316322
how big is yours?
>>6316317
Best trannies though ;)
>>6316314
Hiya Red!
>>6316322
Solid advice :^)
>>6316300
I lost my chance to do porn when I had my winky cut off :(
>>6316296
No, strawpoll doesn't lie, it will be a battle of the ages and it will be a draw.
>>6316280
;~;
pls gib job I'll work for cuddles
>>6316281
Well yeah, also there's obviously more serious goals there but life goals are p important. That sucks though, do you have more life goals since then?
>>6316325
>I am a really nice and caring person
That's really nice. Need more people like you.
>>6316323
youre going to meet an interesting person. dont be attached to any outcome.
>>6316310
I only started my animu folder recently, in a few months it'll be so big you won't see the same images repeated as often. Also if I can't stop being a hon myself what makes you think you can stop me.
>>6316317
Is that a bad thing?
>>6316327
trannies are weird tho
>>6316325
>actually I am a really nice and caring person
thats alright, we can fix you and recruit you for our cause!
>>6316324
non monogamous marriage is a sham and you're a disgrace
>>6316334
I just don't like you posting that certain character you uggo.
>>6316323
You are talking yourself out of it. All your relationship needs is time. You will see how quickly she will adjust. She will be your perfect gf in only a few months.
You have the chance to be part of the most exciting and important epsiode of her life.
>>6316324
>wanting to get married "soon"
>when you dont even have a partner
calm down red jeeze
>>6316330
no, I'm at a pretty blank spot in life rn desu
its like.. my career is where I want it to be; even if I don't make much money.. thats the industry I'm in
I'm a girl.. I've been passing for like 6 years now or something
its like.. why is it so hard to believe that I was just comfortable and happy for fucking once? I wasn't being lazy with her I was just content with things
and shes loaded anyway so its not like the money is a big deal
>>6316337
>thats alright, we can fix you and recruit you for our cause!
Says one of the nicest people here...
>>6316330
enough of those srs pics are from porn sites. one was even of a friend of mine and idek if i was supposed to see that FELTWEIRDMAN
>>6316342
>its bigger
>its a baby
pickone
how BIG?
>>6316343
I DO have a partner!
Her name is Kaylee and she's the love of my life
>>6316072
reminder that Robin's dad sang this to her when they meet.
>>6316344
>Says one of the nicest people here...
d-dont talk badly about me when I am around ;~;
>tfw talking to cis girl friend about wedding dresses and where to have a wedding
Sadness is washing over meeeeeee
god this took too fucking long ugh I hate taking pics of myself
>>6316170
>>6316171
ok this was like the one I hated the least
I suck at taking pictures of myself don't judge
also my hair is a mess >.<
>>6316174
my step brother signed for them but I don't think he noticed anything strange
>>6316177
thanks, I'll try
>>6316256
I hope they do :)
thank you, my favorite memelander
>>6316336
I'm sorry ;_;
>>6316347
Like a baby. As in 7lbs6oz
>>6316330
>pls gib job I'll work for cuddles
i don't have any work for you to do though :p
maybe i could get you to find me a job [spoiler]and get me to start mones[/spoiler]!
if you do a good job, there is a well paid cuddle bonus in it for you
>>6316348
just move to ohio and marry all your partners.
>>6316353
tell me what to play im b o r e d
>>6316351
I thought you had a bf
>>6316337
Alright. As soon as I have my trip I will report for duty.
>>6316339
Is she your waifu or something?
>>6316355
>only 7lbs
but thats tiny anon
>>6316358
Overwatch or dota with me :)
>>6316352
lol i meant to post your pills
but i like the windex
>>6316370
fuck overwatch
dota i could consider tho...
>>6316322
no lol. She knows where I work and comes in on occasion, but usually on weekends and I work weekdays. I just want to date other trans people. :( she had a really cute butt too.
>>6316373
best spice.
>>6316364
perfekt
Unsere Ehre heißt Treue
>>6316367
W-what? :l
>>6316345
Oh geez that's awkward...
>>6316356
I'll bully you until you get on mones. U don't wanna cross me I'll force feed u those girly pills if I have to
>>6316343
Awe ;~;
Well idk it sounds like you're at a point in your career where it's a slog rather than actually feeling deeply rewarding. I'm sure you'll get to a point where you're content again but right now is one of the downturns
I hope Kaylee marries me in a big cute wedding ceremony!
>>6316378
TAKE MY 30 POUND PENOR IN UR BUTT
>>6316305
so if men who take an interest in trans girls are labeled as chasers...
what do you call men who have no idea the girl they've taken interest in is trans, yet they continue to pursue a relationship with them even after they find out? does that make them a chaser at that point? or are the people here actually delusional enough to believe they're 100% straight and don't care at all that you were once a male and still have a cock or remnants of a cock?
I want someone to actually explain this to me because from what I gather this whole chaser hate thing is some grade A double standard bullshit.
>>6316356
why cant u find a job. wash dishes or something.
>>6316385
what did you order and what dosage are you going to get on?
going to college lads
who wanna hang out
>>6316365
No
Bad memories
Good morning sunshine sparkles.
>>6316374
Oki~~
>>6316386
Makes them gay m8
>>6316392
Buy a gun and shoot yourself
>>6316392
Good morning Kayla! How was the move?
>>6316386
>what do you call men who have no idea the girl they've taken interest in is trans
You call them blind.
>>6316380
idk if slog is the right phrase for it.. I get busy periods and sometimes just "take a week off lul". So thats where I'm at rn.. no work for awhile
The not-rewarding part comes from the fact that our projects keep getting delayed by incompetent bumblefuck retards and its completely out of my hands.
>>6316386
>so if men who take an interest in trans girls are labeled as chasers...
chasers are men who want you exclusively because you are trans, which tends to wreck your selfesteem because you're not a femboy. they don't see you as anything close to a woman.
if that's not the case you're not a chaser. don't persecute yourself.
>>6316388
spiro and progynova, starting with 50 mg spiro. then increasing dosage over next few weeks
I'll settle on 4 mg prog and 200 mg spiro eventually
>>6316386
trannies are insane, never expect anything they say or do to make any amount of sense.
>>6316395
ring mig
>>6316273
Truly an aspiring young maiden of chastity and purity. If I'm ever in Canada feel free to call your ex and we'll be a tag team.
>>6316330
>pls gib job I'll work for cuddles
>Elanna will never be your sidekick coworker
>You'll never score free bf points by doing the hard stuff for her.
Also, didnt you have a job, what happened to that lab thingy.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10386835
If you had to pick between these 2 choices..
Orchi or SRS?
>>6316403
>I moved back after only 3 days on my own.
your head takes at least 2 months to start a new routine, you have to stand that unconfortable time until it becomes second nature.
>>6316408
Orchi for now honestly. I feel like I need to be in a completely different position in my life for SRS to make any sense...
>>6316397
s m h
>>6316402
Vart?
>>6316405
why did you go back to the trip that everyone knows?
>>6316400
I am happy for you.
Thats similar to my dosage. I am on 25 mg cypro and 4 mg prog. I had really fast skin and mental health improvements.
I hope you will experience similar results. Wish you the best :)
>waking up at 1 pm
@___@
all of you read whipping girl now
>>6316408
seriously leaning towards hongina now since techniques really haven't improved at all for at least over a decade. don't feel any sense in waiting
>>6316330
No it'll be ripping out your entrails through your vag
>>6316380
>I'll force feed u those girly pills if I have to
okay
you start tomorrow
>>6316387
wherever i try, i always get:
>just upload your resumé on our website xD (basically fuck off)
>oh thanks i'll put your resumé on the pile here for the boss (basically you are guaranteed to not even get a reply)
>sorry, we forgot to take down the sign! (another fuck off)
>etc
even for shitty jobs
it's tough in our labour market, because we are paying the price of mass deregulation and poor economic planning by consecutive conservative governments
our unemployment rate is higher than anywhere in the us
>>6316421
Not until you read Dune.
>>6316417
o lol whoops
>>6316386
Fuck. You guys should really shut up and listen more. Trans girls are talking.
Being a chaser takes more than being interested in trans girls. It's about a handful of common abusive attitudes and behaviours.
They're especially common in the kind of person who decides that it's their right and obligation to enter trans spaces and try to "argue logically" that trans girls should love them, or are wrong not to.
>>6316428
im serious do it
>>6316421
did that ages ago, now what?
>>6316434
get the rest of mtfg to read it
>>6316408
>this many AGP fetishists
>>6316403
You move back out right this instant, young lady! You'll lose your balls a lot faster if you stop running away from life.
>>6316433
you can't imagine how serious I am.
>>6316403
You left because you can't deal without the comfort of your mother
>>6316288
beat you to it... I got out the mead and almost have 750 ml finished already.
>>6316437
that sounds like a lot of work. can i just offer to lend it to the next trip i see?
>>6316403
kayla i want to help what can I do
>>6316430
>They're especially common in the kind of person who decides that it's their right and obligation to enter trans spaces and try to "argue logically" that trans girls should love them, or are wrong not to.
I love that one. Could you imagine someone stopping a group of cis girls talking to explain why they should settle for him?
>>6316436
Are you gay or straight?
>>6316399
>chasers are men who want you exclusively because you are trans
In that case, the vast majority of people here are chasers because they want cock. Everyone wants someone for some specific reason, it doesn't mean they're fetishizing or objectifying you.
>they don't see you as anything close to a woman.
So then what about the men who are fully aware that you're trans, yet see you as a woman, and would still like to pursue a relationship with you? Most of the people you all deem "chasers" would like just that, but they're given a hail of hate and ran off only for you people to turn around and wish for boyfriends and cock.
>>6316398
Ooh ok yeah that can kill even the best of jobs when you're pretty much subject to the incompetence of others. Are you able to take a second job until things pick up?
>>6316404
Definitely, after last time tho I'll be hard pressed to get my ex into bed so I'll just have to rope someone else into it :3
Also, I was in school. I worked a lab position during my degree but now I'm done with school and unemployed. So far been hunting for work for about a month ;~;
>>6316427
Ok! Gib girly pills
>>6316426
I'll break ur face :)
>>6316419
thats good to here, thanks anon :)
>>6316438
AGP isn't a burn on its own anymore, i don't think--unless you are literally an ageing hon obsessed with the theory
>>6316405
You deserve it for teasing people here and thibking you're some alpha guy
>>6316446
If you're a nice person and have a body i'm probably attracted to you
>Gib girly pills
but i haven't got any :p
that's the bit i stumble at
>>6316451
Not when I teleport behind you mii'lady
>>6316445
Yes. I've seen it done.
>>6316420
hon
http://tal9000.tumblr.com/post/21683805716/download-whipping-girl-as-free-pdf-epub
read it
http://tal9000.tumblr.com/post/21683805716/download-whipping-girl-as-free-pdf-epub
im seeing if anime gets peoples attention
>tfw trip crush
>>6316461
iktf
>>6316438
Since when has srs been agp?
The word hon is used so incorrectly now.
>>6316447
oh, that my situ too. ontario covered it for a while, but i didn't believe it cos they were leaving everyone hanging and declining people for things like "unresolved mood and anxiety issues" but now all of the sudden EVERYONE I KNO HAS VAGINAS and idk what changed but i want one too now
>>6316461
>tfw trip gf
