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▶ Trans Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶ Beginner makeup resources: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶ Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶ Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶ Voice Training: http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
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▶ Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
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> No bullying
> No hugboxing
> No boys
> No * actions *
> No tumblr shit
> No drama
Let's do our best, girls!
old >>6239566
teh rei.
>tfw wanna shove muff in gfs face but she's asleep
wat do ?
>>6240539
already loved tho
>>6240551
shove it on the side of her sleeping face
>>6240551
tfw no muff
str8 girls report in!
>mfw janitors are cucks
>>6240559
reporting in
>>6240559
lesbian reporting in
>>6240512
let (me) make it all better
>tfw red isn't in my house sucking my dick and cuddling with me afterwards RIGHT NOW
>>6240505 →
>mom will ask if I'm sick
LOL
at my most depressed and apathetic, my mom will tell me to stop complaining, "because other people have it worse" or "I don't look pathetic enough"
It feels great, hearing that everyone has a shittier life than you. I love it.
You know, I asked her the last time she saw me happy the other day. She told me she couldn't remember.
>>6240497 →
That's the best part. Nobody can help me, because everything is both internal and unrecognizable.
>>6240559
hi I'm definitely str8 for sure
>>6240563
hello friend sucked any good dicks yet?
>>6240579
you purged the gay disease from you?
>>6240581
glad to hear it! we must combat the rising tide of gay
>>6240579
yeah.. lewd in the comments is nice once in awhile tho
my picture was more informative than lewd tho x.x
gay girls report in!
>>6240587
im trying and posts like these >>6240579 are not helping
my friend likes me but if i get the dick im afraid it will ruin our friendship so the search continues
Should I take up poledancing /mtfg/?
>>6240587
yes yep
its OK to combat gay girls by making out with them and using tongue right?
>>6240556
gayyyy
>>6240542
>>6240574
I think hrt will help you, seriously. I know it's hard leading up to it but once you get it I think things will improve for you dramatically
whats wrong with the other thread?
>>6240244
LOL ur gonna be so disappointed when u hang out w/ me honestlayyyyy like i dont think i would look anywhere near as good as yall do there in a late night flash photog pic lmao
>>6240601
its going to get deleted because OP image
>>6240607
depends on the camera desu
also the makeup, some makeup looks way better at night/in the dark lets be real
if you let edie do you up you'll be fiinneeeee
>>6240600
I hope you're right, because if it gets any much worse than this, I may start lashing out at people that don't deserve it.
Again.
>>6240613
yeh
but also
im uggo lols
is my tummy qt
>>6240596
yessssss
It's super fun! I know how to do it kinda!
>tfw wanted to post in the dicks edition
>>6240626
only lesbians are allowed to post there, sorry :(
>>6240559
me tho
>>6240623
what did you get that certificate for
>>6240559
can't I'm busy writing about when I sexually assaulted by best friend
>>6240587
yes ;-; i miss dick so much desu
>>6240590
it was informatively lewd. i was a fan personally. sucking dick is an american pastime imo
>>6240593
can you really call it a friendship if you're not sucking his dick tho?
>>6240596
yes
>>6240601
just the OP image. otherwise i love talking about cock. i wish this wasn't a blue board sometimes lol
>>6240607
omg stop, you're gorg
WHEN CAN I COME AND SEE YOU
>>6240626
well i mean we could always just delete the image instead of that whole thread? but the whole thread would be deleted with the image otherwise
>>6240623
will you pole dance on my dick
do you guys think if a cis woman tripped here as basically the tranny version of a fag hag that you would worship her?
>tfw no big strong carpenter bf
>tfw nobody
>tfw once again single when you had the best relationship ever and ruined it
>>6240623
yah it actually is
also your room looks like a boys room
>>6240619
no ur not stop it
ive literally been saying ur not uggo for like 2 fucking years ufu
>>6240626
its okay this one is sex(with dicks) edition, edie saved us
>>6240634
all the best us presidents love getting their dicks sucked, absolutely american
>>6240638
probably
>>6240634
>can you really call it a friendship if you're not sucking his dick tho?
this is why i love you lol
>>6240616
>i wouldn't say i pass extremely well, just enough to get by with what hrt gives me
That's still good!
>how long have you been on hrt?
12 months
ur all sluts
>>6240638
my best friend does that tranny fag hag thing. it's annoying
>>6240650
not true dude barely any of them put out most of them are prudes who irrationally hate chasers
>>6240593
well if ur up front with how you feel it might not end bad
>>6240599
g-gay
>>6240628
gay grills not allowed!
>>6240629
yes hnng more
>>6240633
aww what happened? :c
>>6240634
girl go get some dick it's so easy for you
>>6240641
but which president has the biggest dick is the question of the hour?
>>6240646
<3
it's tru tho!!
>>6240650
yes. stick it in me.
>>6240659
ik .__. i have two guys who want to take me out already and who i could get dick from, but idkkk
it doesn't feel right, yet. i need the RIGHT dick. the RIGHT cock. the RIGHT penis. yknow?
>>6240626
>get to the part where they're undoing all the D-mails
>next one is Ruka's
I have a bad feeling about this
Celebrating 2 yes on mones with rice pudding, mochi and throwing away my AAs
Lmao
>>6240659
it's not an 'aww' story
it's actually pretty funny
I'm still writing though, it goes on for a bit
>>6240667
give them to another girl
>>6240664
duhh
>>6240667
I just passed 7 years and didn't celebrate with anything. Actually I think I forgot my pills that day..
>>6240667
>not giving them to me
I WANT TO SUCK SOME FEMININE COCKS
>>6240559
I might be straight-like?
>tfw catholic school taught me that sex before marriage is immoral
how to become a good gf. I want to succ a dick but god says no
>>6240677
pls be in brisbane
>>6240648
i'm still hoping hrt does more for me since i'm only at 8 months, but i consistently hear 2 years is the cutoff point for most changes to happen, so you shouldn't worry
i feel like the only reason i "pass" to strangers is the soft skin, lack of body hair and B cups hrt has given me, people must just assume i'm a masculine looking girl or something
>>6240682
i used to be a catholic schoolboy
You gotta throw that all out and suck cock!!!
>>6240689
I mean, I got noticeable changes til like year 4 so YMMV. Don't give up.
>>6240687
yea where u at?
8=========D
>>6240664
believe me I know that feel I too am searching for the dick that's just right
>>6240671
debts!
>>6240678
wait I don't get the question
>>6240692
seriously?
south side
>>6240695
NORTH
we wuz kaaaaaaangeros an shiet
:(
>>6240664
I accidentally came hands free while riding my dildo E! And I liked it
I swear I didn't want to! I don't even know how it got out and got in my butt ;_;
Will I get pregnant now? How will my peers judge me? (;_;)
tfw gf hates you
Can someone post the camera lens distortion pic please?
>>6240690
red I'm on the path to becoming a femmeboygirl like you. I will follow all your advice
Cross posting from other bread
>writing coming out letter
>advice
>birth name or chosen name?
tfw ur antlers are gross
>>6240701
AYKM?????????????????
how far north?
I'm right on the very south edge ;_;
>>6240718
dead name
>>6240674
trump has a lil dick lezbehonest
>>6240693
i consider myself a disciple of goldicocks.
one is too small. one is too big. i need the one that's juuuuuust right.
>>6240709
you're going to give birth to a dildo baby sass
>>6240712
good!!!!
so proud of you!!!
*kiss*
>>6240710
I know that feel well, I wish she loved me as much as I loved her
>>6240706
can ya stop already? this shit got old days ago and no one finds it funny or even a clever troll.
I'm mostly peaved that you're cutting the damn image limit in half with your autism.
>tfw lgbt will never have janitors or mods
>>6240718
from,
birth/chosen
>see other people talk about boys and their dicks
>think "whoa, this sounds hot"
>think that maybe the "hrt cocklust" that everyone talks about is kicking in
>try looking at pictures of guys and feel nothing
>try to imagine myself in a relationship with a guy and think "ehhh... no thanks"
This has happened several times since starting hrt and now I'm confused about my sexuality.
>>6240721
very north 2 north that my butt will nvr take your sweet feminine cocks virginity in my ass
:(
pls post cock
>>6240726
she won't hug me ;_;
>>6240734
What do you feel about transgirls? Maybe yourr transbian
>>6240718
I didn't have a chosen name when I wrote my letter to my parents but I'd do both if you have one
>>6240666
This is where shit gets real...
>>6240718
Birth name. Also type it up. Have people who already know you are trans with you if possible. Do you have somewhere to go if they kick you out? Discretely pack a bag beforehand in case they don't accept you.
Good luck.
>>6240734
tfw love cock but hate men
>>6240723
Bill Clinton has the best cock.
Hillary Clinton best president!
I'm going to name baby dildo after President Clinton, tho.
>>6240718
clean ur hand writing very messy
>>6240736
>that my butt will nvr take your sweet feminine cocks virginity in my ass
uhhh
I hate to break it to you, but even if you lived next door, this ain't gonna happen
>>6240718
Are you fulltime or at least part time yet
If no birth name
frankly I'd rather tell them face to face
easier to clear up misunderstandings
>>6240734
>hrt cocklust
meme
I just want to succ a dick because I haven't yet
>>6240689
>i consistently hear 2 years is the cutoff point for most changes to happen
>>6240753
..............
Don't wrry bby I'm coming for you like a knight in shining armor. who will eventually do the do.
>>6240718
once you are finished rewrite it neater and maybe with girlier handwriting, dot the i's with hearts or something
>>6240689
>but i consistently hear 2 years is the cutoff point for most changes to happen, so you shouldn't worry
I don't know if I can keep my hopes up for that long or what I'll do when mones magically didn't magically turn me into a girl. I mean, that sort of wishful thinking kept me going for a year and it all came crashing down a few weeks ago when I realized I'm no closer to my goal of passing than when I started.
>B cups hrt has given me
Still waiting for breasts to start growing, just kill me lol. I'd call them sugar pills but they have changed stuff, just nothing that's helpful. Guess it's all in the genetics or you need to be an early transitioner to pass.
>>6240724
*wipes mouth*
what the heck? what'd you do that for?
>>6240741
>we wouldn't be able to shit on hons
>we wouldn't be able to shit on hons
>we wouldn't be able to shit on hons
>>6240757
sheen i love you don't be sad :(
>today,after shower before work
>shirtless and walking to room to get ready
>mom intercepts, starts staring at my chest, makes me come close
>starts interrogating me on why chest looks different
(idek how she noticed, 2.5 mths e and the only change is puffy nips)
>lie to her, she asks if im doing hrt, keep lying until she stops
(dad has made it clear that if I Identify as trans he will kick the shit out of me)
>after I get changed dad starts asking questions, I just say mom is paranoid
>later I overhear mom telling dad to pay attention next time im shirtless, etc..
Im a junior in high school right now and 18 in July. Not about to stop hrt anytime soon, what do I do?
I'm paranoid af right now tbqh, there's no way I'll be able to hide whats developing for long
>>6240763
>tfw you will never be a human toilet for a passable tranny
>>6240744
You mean shit hasn't gotten real yet???
>>6240763
oh thats how you feel senpai
>>6240772
men get more and disgusting to me every day
>>6240770
>Im a junior in high school right now and 18 in July
MODS MODS MODS
>>6240741
it tru
>>6240747
vote for hillary; she got that big dick. for awhile. consistently.
>>6240752
L O L
donald stump
tru
>>6240774
w-well...idk... i've sucked a lot of dick in my day
>>6240761
2.5 years on HRT and I still can't really pass.
Expect things to come crashing down often, lol.
>Guess it's all in the genetics or you need to be an early transitioner to pass
It's genetics. I started underage and I'm still fucked. Honestly considering an heroing soon, but I'd at least like to see if my family can help me fund some facial surgery...
>>6240745
Not living with them atm but still on their insurance, etc. Thanks for the advice tho
>>6240750
I know, I write badly when I rush/don't concentrate
>>6240759
Haha, I like this idea a lot! I'll do this anon, thanks
>>6240754
Very part time. Currently working at school about 300 miles away from them, so face-to-face isn't super realistic right now.
>>6240778
Lmao
I pref schnitzel tho
>>6240784
there is nothing wrong with hating men
Fukken Pokemon
Get in the pokeball
Uou have 1 HP
>>6240693
Sexuality is weird. Being consistently bi was way easier than probably being straight.
>>6240792
im a nice guy, why should i be hated
>>6240793
*gets in*
>>6240773
It has, just expect it to remain real for the remainder of the series.
>>6240792
quid please
>>6240790
>I pref schnitzel tho
>>6240799
Pokemon should not take 25 tries to catch
>>6240798
they're going to get bigger though, a shirt wont cut it and a sports bra will be obvious. If I bind, they will die.
>>6240806
yes it should
>>6240809
mean look doesn't protect against explosion/self-destruct :3
>>6240809
im a transbian desu
>>6240809
It was asleep for like 18 of those tries
>tfw boobs keep getting bigger
>>6240816
use an ultra ball ?
>>6240817
Tell me your secret
>>6240813
This was heatran it can't suicide
Oh, Christ, it's 4AM. How grimly familiar.
>>6240817
It must be something in the water.
>>6240786
Hey ufufu, how you doin
>>6240756
its fun t b h
>>6240747
the only reason I'd like a Clinton presidency is the fact that we would have someone in the white house with a title of "First Lord".
>>6240770
tell them you have gynecomastia.
>>6240789
also, explain gender dysphoria/transness to them in the letter. I'd put it as the first paragraph if I were you.
>>6240814
everyone in mtfg is. some don't want to admit it though.
>>6240817
tfw nipples have been sore for days
>>6240820
injections
>tfw no big dicked qt bf
>>6240788
>Expect things to come crashing down often, lol.
Yeah I've made it for like a week now without actively wanting to kill myself, can barely wait for the next time.
>It's genetics. I started underage and I'm still fucked
Ouch I'm sorry.
>I'd at least like to see if my family can help me fund some facial surgery
That's nice, they don't even do the kinda surgery that I'd need where I live so I'd need to travel to another country for that which adds a lot of expenses and they already think I look fine and should be happy with myself, don't understand my desire to transition etc. etc... Hope it all works out for you tho, starting early means your body didn't get as fucked as mine probably.
>>6240830
>tfw no anybody
>>6240818
CHEATERS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6240803
I wish I came up with that genius post and I'm glad I'm this well known for my misandry now :)
>>6240786
btw i looked at your tagged photos and you look even more cool than before and now i wanna hangout with you even more!!!!!!
>>6240835
>tfw no anybody ever
I can beat you all at this
>>6240830
I KNOW THAT FEEL I WANT A HUGE FLOPPY COCK IN MY LIFE
>>6240831
believe me, they don't do the surgery anywhere where i live either. i'm pretty much on the other side of the globe from any surgeons whatsoever.
i've got supportive parents, so i'm happy for that, but i've pretty much missed out on coming-up four years of living normally. i'm getting kinda tired of waiting to pass.
>>6240787
BUT if you find that one thats just right won't that make it worth it?
>>6240794
sry str8 grills only akaka ;~;
>>6240811
Try a housecoat. You could disguise mammaries of any plausible size under one of those. Just say you're being comfy.
>>6240774
*runs fingers tenderly through your hair*
>>6240828
thats my best bet desu
>>6240841
it hurts more when you've actually experienced it tho
you know what you're missing
>>6240839
but watashi says it's a meme
>>6240848
thanks, will probably help
>>6240857
the best meme tho
#notallmen
#somemustsurvivetokeepthehumanracealive
#allothersmaydie
>>6240852
>implying I don't know what I'm missing out on
>you people actually believe this
>>6240843
>i've pretty much missed out on coming-up four years of living normally
Yeah I've missed pretty much everything since puberty 'til now and by the looks of it I'm going to miss out for a lot more in the future. No idea how to stop this either
jesus christ I'm up to 950 words
if only it was this easy to write essays
>>6240860
or simply wear hoodies a lot more often even during the summer and say its the current style.
>>6240865
lol
>>6240868
Just replace relevant words and names and you can use it as an essay.
>>6240849
s-stop this degeneracy at o-once! >\\<
>>6240865
>still taking everything Kayla says at face value
i love kayla shes my friend & waifu
>>6240835
i don't want anybody if they're not a qt boy with a nice cock idk
>>6240844
y-yes ;_; my life's journey would be over
>>6240842
ik loll. i miss my ex's big dick for that reason. that onee redeeming factor. there's plenty of big ones out there tho.
>>6240839
>>6240792
it's so hard to hate men when you also love them
>>6240840
u-ur not like super disappointed???? ;_;
>>6240738
I'd be willing to date one, but I think that all else being equal, I'd prefer a cis girl, just because 1 trans girl is enough dysphoria / craziness for one relationship.
But if I were in a relationship with a trans girl, then tbqh I think I would feel a similar way about her dick as I do my own, in the sense that I wouldn't want to focus on it during sex. So like, I'm not one of those "I like girls and love dick, so I'll date a trans girl" people.
>>6240741
>>6240756
Ok, fair enough.
I mean, it's also not super important that I know exactly what my sexuality is right now, but I don't know - I guess I was just having some conflicting feelings.
>>6240875
>not taking everything he says at face value to piss him off
>>6240877
ediexfufu
>>6240864
hey quid wanna be my gf we can kill men together <3
>watching Kiznaiver
why does this show make me cry so much?...
it feels so good to actually have a release...
>I wish
>someone
>could feel my pain with me
>so they could know how much I'm hurting and be there for me
>>6240800
>>6240773
It's like, it's going to get even realer.
>>6240873
uhhh
I've tried to avoid names but this is pretty clearly a story about me vigourously feeling a guy up who really wasn't into it so idk if I want to submit it for grading desu
how many STDs does dollface have in her anus?
>>6240878
why would i disappointed?? you look the same lol
you're too critical of yourself. i'm far from perfect myself.
>>6240886
w-what? no we're just besties
>>6240892
none. NOW, IF I WAS HAVING HOT SEX RIGHT NOW....
>>6240894
men are....ridiculous. but ;__; i love them. it's so hardddd
just like their tasty dickssss
>>6240890
I'm sure with a little extra effort it could be transformed into Narie Curie vigorously feeling up radium or something.
I have a manly body shape
kill me
>>6240901
>narie
thank you carbs for blurring my eyes i swear i'm not this dum for reals
BRB shower I will be back to make shit posts about realistic descriptions of chaser torture in a hot sec
>>6240899
would you ever get a tattoo?
>>6240898
>x, but I'd prefer the name y since it matches my gender identity
Also not a bad idea. I don't want them feeling like I'm rejecting birth name out of hand since it's sort of a family name.
>tfw not fucking red in his boypussy RIGHT NOW.
>>6240899
do you swallow? Is your dick offlimits for men to touch or play with? how many different guys have busted a nut in or on you? Ever been in a 3some?
>>6240894
oh quid-chan Iuv wait a minute! I'm not falling for your gay tricks!
>>6240921
l-lewd
>>6240920
damn i didnt even know i had that feel
>>6240907
no chaser is scared of you, they just see an angry failure of an ugly male who hates himself so he wants to chop off his dick and take hormones
>>6240928
he has a pretty nice bp
>>6240878
see edie now. she sounds like she can fix u, u dork <3
Highly NSFW: SRS pics...
Posted that for the SRS thread, thought I might as well post it here too... Feeling pretty good about the results. Didn't think I'd be fit enough to go on a shopping spree just a couple weeks after surgery.
https://unsee
.cc/suzonapi/
>>6240909
yes.
>>6240921
>do you swallow?
with boyfriends.
>is your dick offlimits for men to touch or play with?
no, i don't have much genital dysphoria. and my gt is really sensitive and makes me feel good.
>how many different guys have busted a nut in or on you?
a dozen at most.
>ever been in a 3some?
no, i'm greedy and only want to be with one guy at a time. altho i've fantasized about being with a few guys at once desu
>>6240875
i have actually fit the head of my penis in my mouth, its not a big deal
>eat around 1000 calories today
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss weight loss here i come bitches
>>6240899
IDK I JUST...................
ok sorry for bein crazy u can ignore me lmfao
I WANNA HANG OUT!!!!
>>6240798
i dont have a cute butt s-sorry
>>6240827
hey im pretty mediocre
excited for overwatch doe!
>>6240934
i would l o v e to
>>6240935
looks like it's healing well
congrats :)
sent you a letter btw I hope it reaches you in time
>>6240935
i...im so angry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=456GpND7HFc
>>6240899
Dildos can't get me pregnant, u lied to meeee! ;_;.
What happened to gingerman?
>>6240942
I wish I was excited for overwatch
It looks fun, the characters are neat but the beta did nothing for me
>>6240936
I have a fantasy where I'm a spartan warrior and you're our commander and Queen and we all have to please you with our warrior bodies
>>6240949
same t b h
>>6240947
why ?
not like you can't afford one seeing how you throw money around like crassus
>>6240947
boy oh boy
I fucking LOVE ren and stimpy
>>6240949
I'm more excited that other people are excited for Overwatch. Beta was serious fun though and I preordered but I'm wondering if I'll regret it...
>>6240942
YOU'RE NOT CRAZY IT'S OK I GET NERVOUS AND HAVE ANXIETY AND THINK I'M A BIG UGLY MAN TOO LOOL
i'm js you're not at all and you're my friend and i wanna see you!!!!!!!!! pls lmk when u have free time in the future desu.
>>6240948
o-oh...s-sorry, sass
um ginger guy is still on the table, but i reactivated my okcupid and one of the guys i used to date saw, and messaged me on there like "I THOUGHT YOU WERE SEEING SOMEONE?"
and i told him i was single again and he sent me this pic and ya. idk. i might start hanging out with him again i think.
>>6240954
....s-same
>>6240958
I have never spent a solid $20,000 grand nor will I ever see that kind of money in my life. Its game over, an unobtainable dream.
>>6240942
i've been eating like 1500 cals every day because of my bf forcing me to eat ;~;
jelly, keep it up fuuf
>>6240949
really!!
i thought it was SO fun imo, i am bretty excited for it to hit.
>>6240964
;______;
edie ilu very much
idk honestly once i quit ill have plenty of time probably LOL so
>>6240947
I really hope you find a way out of the mire you've been stuck in and find yourself a good enough situation to get a personal loan for SRS. You deserve it after all the crap you've had to deal with.
>>6240955
>>6240961
Everybody is excited to play it and I feel a bit left out that I won't be able to take part in that excitement.. I'll probably play it sometime later, maybe in a couple years
>>6240967
I'm really not into Multiplayer games unless its like a PvE type of thing to be honest, competitive stuff turns me off really hard
>>6240965
well you said you had 3k worth of champagne on NYE 2014/2015
you recently bought soundproof walls and a professional mic
you have 3 bikes to sell
you contemplate buying and building a gaming pc
more than enough for srs
ooooookay then who here is ready to hear about me molesting my best friend??????
because I just finished writing
>>6240977
lets hear it
i'm ready
>>6240977
>>6240980
1/4 (?)
after I finished primary school I ended up going to a different school for secondary, for a variety of reasons. When I showed up there, I didn't really make any friends for the first year or so, after which time I sort of ended up in the 'reject' group. There was this really weird dutch kid, an iron-maiden loving croatian kid who had a full grown moustache by year 7, there was this other guy with mental issues and stuff (later found out he was on ritalin and a bunch of antipsychotics - wasn't surprised), there was a weedy looking guy, there was a guy with acne who was a total cunt, and then there was the faggy english kid. Oh and there was also me. I guess I was the super shy kid. Other people came and went, but this was mostly the core of the group. Eventually the crazy kid stopped hanging out with us but that wasn't for ages after this happened
So I think I need to give you bit more detail about the faggy english guy. And when I say faggy, I really mean it - he had a lisp, quoted abfab and mean girls, made wild hand gestures with limp wrists, loved cooking, ended up accumulating a swarm of faghags that he was always delicately trying to brush off - he was a walking stereotype, but he always insisted he was straight. Everyone ended up believing him - surely someone who acted that flamboyantly gay would have no trouble admitting it?
skip forward a year or two to roughly when that whole puberty thing was in full swing - I had a few issues then obviously, but I generally got by. The english kid had matured a bit, and stopped acting as gay as he used to. He'd also grown a bit of stubble, got really tall, and started working out. His voice had broken too. On account of puberty, I had started to uhh... 'notice' guys. In particular, this english guy, who happened to be probably my best friend at this point.
>>6240974
I thought you liked fightin games and shit?
>>6240960
Mfw no ren boyfriend to play catcher with
>>6240964
That sounds awesome! Yummy jeans :)…
Cheers 2 u E!
I want to go dancing tonight. Yes.
>>6240982
2/4 (?)
each year, towards the very end of term 4, the english guy would throw a 'christmas party', and invite the whole group over and we would sleep over and play a bunch of video games. The first couple of these parties were pretty tame, but the last one had culminated in everyone (except me) playing strip poker at midnight, so I'd kind of expected that the one coming up would be a bit... raunchy.
by this time we would have been 14 or 15, and I had an absolutely massive crush on the english guy, so I was super nervous about going to the party, but I plucked up the courage and went anyway. At first we were just playing games. He had little big planet, so we mostly just found some good maps and played them while screaming at the top of our lungs – it was pretty intense. Unfortunately he also had a pool, and obviously he wanted to get some use out of it - so everyone got out towels and board shorts - except for me. I had 'forgotten' to bring any of these things because, for obvious reasons, I was super self conscious about my body, and preferred to remain completely clothed at all times. The english guy's parents insisted that I borrow his board shorts and a towel, but I really didn't want to and somehow managed to talk my way out of it.
obviously I wasn't going to just sit inside the whole time, so I went out and sat on a deck chair next to the pool, and watched awkwardly as the now shirtless english guy swam around the pool wrestling the other guys. This set the tone for things to come. Eventually everyone got pruny and bored so we all went back inside (only I had got a wicked sunburn from staying out there on the deck chair so long). We continued to play video games until around ~10 or 11 pm, when everyone started to get a bit fed up with them, and decided to find something else to do.
>>6240983
Kinda, fighting games are fun but I'm really bad at losing lol. Instead of getting fired up I just get sad
>>6240964
>might start hanging out with him again i think.
>>6240987
3/4
Sure enough, one of the guys (I forget who - it gets a bit fuzzy after this), ended up finding the english guy's parents' alcohol (I think it was some kind of whiskey or rum, but like I said - a bit fuzzy).
so we all got some cups out and ended up finishing the bottle between the 7 of us. Needless to say, we were plastered, and we all ended up splitting into smaller groups and wandering off around the house. By coincidence (or probably not if I'm honest), me and the english guy ended up in his loungeroom, with no one else around, and I was just sat there ogling his biceps (which weren't even that big, but I was kind of nuts about the guy). I ended up sidling up to him on the lounge and asking if I could feel his muscles. He ummed and ahhed a bit and then said okay. He was wearing a flannel (lol) with a really tight grey t-shirt on underneath, so at first I just kind of nervously squeezed his arm through his sleeves, but then he took off the flannel and flexed a bit. At this point I was basically panting like a bitch in heat, and if he had have laid a hand on me anywhere my clothes would have just flown right off and I would have been on my knees in the blink of an eye.
I don't really know how, but after a while I ended up on his lap like this [picture], with my hands up his shirt feeling his abs. It was a really tight shirt, so I ended up pulling it up a bit. I tried taking it fully off him but he resisted so I went back to just feeling him up under the shirt and grinding on him like the incredibly considerate person I am. If he hadn’t have looked so unbelievably uncomfortable about the whole thing I would have made out with him in a flash. Eventually I ended up getting off him and just sitting next to him awkwardly.
>>6240994
4/4
At some point we both got up and went to bed (not the same one!) – I infer this because I woke up in a bed. With a fucking dreadful headache. Anyway the english guy was on a mattress next to mine, and when I rolled over he was already awake. The first thought that went through my head was “oh fuck”, thinking what I had done was a really fucking serious mistake, but then he just laughs and says “Hey everyone my rapist is awake” with this big cheeky grin on
so now we skip forward about 3 years to the present day, minus a couple of week - none of these people know anything about me being trans, and I haven’t seen them in about 2 years, but I still had them on steam – and one of them tells me that the english guy has a boyfriend now. I had been absolutely sure that he was straight, so I was pretty confused by this. I got a chat window open with him and asked him, and sure enough it was true. After a while I mention that I’m into guys, and he is completely shocked.
...Even though I molested him
So I guess he doesn’t remember. Which is probably for the best...
>>6240989
I am merely stating what you claimed
how is simple math exaggerating ?
>>6240964
also
that guy is like the perfect amount of thin + slightly muscly but not bulky at all
p r e t t y g o o d
>>6240966
When your having sex with your bf. climb up to his chest and grab both your dicks together and start jacking them off together with one hand and tell us how he reacted.
>>6240982
>>6240987
>>6240994
>>6240999
y'all better enjoy that btw
>>6240990
that's me right there.
I've played sets with friends and won like 20 games in a row.
but every missed anti air, every dropped combo, a single loss
and I descend down a spiral of anxiety that accumulates and festers like a growth
until I'm feeling physically ill
but the worst part is if i do lose I get this compulsion to keep playing until I'm not a 'loser'
anyway this can go on for hours. I've played once from 6pm to 11pm straight games, through headaches and dizziness. looking at the replays i was playing fine, worse as it got late but still. At the time I felt like cutting my throat.
Im mentally ill i swear
>>6240967
ILY TOO <3
and tru lmao!! i mean take ur time, it's not like we're gonna stop being friends or w/e anytime soon. it'd just be nice to chill wit youu.
whenever i hang out with my trans friends from the internet irl i'm always so happy.
>>6240985
ty ty. lmao this guy is someone ufufu has never liked tho!!!! that's the one thing i always remember about my posting about pilot guy.
he has a nice dick tho and he's sweet and i think he's cute. i like spending time with him.
also why not going dancing then?
>>6240992
literally, i haven't been fucked in a REALLY long time and the last time him and i had sex....
i think i've mentioned here before that i've only ever had one guy go down on me, and had it be good, and this is the guy.
he makes me feel......really, really, good
>>6241003
YOU ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS UGLY THO LMAO!!
>>6241001
I have 2 bikes, one I am keeping, the new years booze was this new years and was only a $500 bottle and I bought a pc case for $45 bucks, big deal, I don't have the funds to fill it with parts yet.
>>6240985
...I'd catch.. atleast some days.. 99% top but I can't help go nuts over knowing some little trans girl who wants man-ass
>>6241006
you take what you want. I like that.
>>6241015
I was 15 and wasted (which isn't too unusual in australia)
of course I took what I wanted
I wouldn't do that shit sober lol
>>6241012
what happened to the 3rd bike ?
500$ is still insane
45$ wasted then
not to mention how often you post pics of ordered food/clothes etc.
it's like you don't even try to save for srs
>>6241010
ohhhhhhh its that dude
well
hes basically a butterface to me LMAO
>whenever i hang out with my trans friends from the internet irl i'm always so happy.
yeah me too!!! like... it just gives me like a really sappy ~sisterhood, we're all in this together~ feeling. plus it's usually so fun and positive!!!
omg making me wanna hang out with u as soon as possible. we gotta do it before you move!!
>>6241006
pretty hot story desu
>>6241018
Probably some deep seated issues or something, Losing constantly just makes me want to cry lol
>>6241020
>what happened to the 3rd bike ?
sold it to buy an airplane ticket for my dad, the bottle was already bought, family sends me amazon cards sometimes for clothes or whatever
>>6241032
>sold it to buy an airplane ticket for my dad
why
>the bottle was already bought
why would you waste so much money on a bottle of booze
>family sends me amazon cards
why ?
don't they hate you (according to yourself)
my family pretty much loves me yet I don't get half the shit you are getting from them
be greatful
>>6241018
When I lose I have to win 5+ times in a row to turn off the bad feeling I can't stand it, it really puts me off even playing anymore. If i cant do that, locked into anxiety for a looong time. Fuckin insane insecurity around fighting games and any 1 on 1 competition. its just too intimate for my brain I HAVE to win I dont even have fun.
>>6241036
how will you execute your cis pray then?
did only two people read my story? That took me such a long time to write ;_;
>>6241045
i read it
i feel bad for u that he didnt wanna do anything more with you ; ;
>>6241038
Oh I'm retarded I didn't see you wanted a Ren boyfriend for your hobo prison sex fantasy. that's even better!
>>6241045
I enjoyed it as much as 5 people could.
So, how do you feel about it?
how events played out and whats your situation now?
>>6241022
l m a o
i love his face!!! IDK WHY. i like brunettes tho. plus he has a skinny bod and he's in shape still but really skinny?? i like them skinny.
EXACTLY THO. i mean i have lots of free time. obviously when my new webcam comes on monday i'll be working a bit more again, but i still take the day off and go visit you for a day.
IT'S NBD. i mean how else are we gonna out if we can run away together and be escorts??
>>6241038
he's literally perfect. 6'4", 7" dick, amazing in bed, cute voice, super nerdy, a big sweetheart. total gentleman and conventional and pays for everything.
he's like one of my fav men i've ever dated. he also has a huge fear of commitment tho so like......we're perfect for each other.
in a really bad way lmao
>>6241045
i read it but it was way more tame than i thought it'd be
>>6241058
no difference, no one's getting up until i've won and ground him to dust
if anyone ever wanted to see a 40 year old man's vagina now's your chance
>>6240919
>>6241056
6'4 sounds too tall for me. how tall are you?
>>6241056
>tfw no tall guys where i live
;__;
everyone post musics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFDVR2Mt7XI
>>6241056
>>6241062
6'4" is literally the perfect bf height
>>6241058
I play with my gf everyday and it's still the same
>>6241061
No need to crosslink, I already posted this picture here, dummkopf.
>>6241061
fuck off rawr
>>6241065
>In the general American population, 3.9 percent of adult men are 6'2″ or taller.
It's not where you live, it's everywhere.
Are most mtfs big height whores?
>>6241045
i read it just now <3
i keep reading articles & hearing speeches about how we're 1 of many symptoms of a dying society.
& based on the points given, it's hard to disagree.
however, i have a hunch that society will carry on indefinitely (on life support, so to speak).
either way, it's actually kind of sad
>>6241046
believe me, so do I
I had such a massive crush on this guy like you have no idea
>>6241054
I feel pretty indifferent to it desu
I'm pretty much over the guy now, but I still kind of wish more had happened >////<
but I mean he clearly wasn't into it so it was never going to happen
although come to think of it, if he was THAT uncomfortable with it, he pretty much could have just picked me up and thrown me
I would have been like 90lb at that point
>>6241056
after reading what you wrote last night, I'm pretty unsurprised that anything I could write would be tame by your standards lol
>>6241039
mom and my step dad are divorced and we all move away from each other in 10 days and I bought his ticket
bottle was a gift
family loves me but I hate me
>>6241073
I played games with my bf and he would get seriously butthurt if I would beat him even if it's a game he just started playing and I'd been playing for years.
Then on the other hand if he ever beat me in any game he'd use it to belittle be endlessly to try to say I sucked at everything I did.
Of course I don't understand why people get like this but atleast I've experienced it.
>>6241085
>1 of many symptoms of a dying society
what, like other people with neurological disorders?
>>6241086
i think its beautiful
not had a single homoerotic experience in my whole life despite desperate attraction to the same sex
i am what they call virgin loser
>>6241094
>Then on the other hand if he ever beat me in any game he'd use it to belittle be endlessly to try to say I sucked at everything I did.
this.
I never get a pat on the back or "hey that was good", I lose once in a set and right away they're talking shit about it.
What the fuck is that about?
>>6241062
i'm almost 5'7". i love tall guys tho. haven't dated a guy shorter than 6'2" in...years.
>>6241065
everrrrry guy where i live is tall and white lol.
there's tons of cute guys here, but idk. this guy is perf cause we both really care about how we look.
so i'm usually all perfect makeup and nice clothes, and he has perfect hair and trimmed facial hair and nice clothes and cologne etc
when i first started dating him after i broke up with my long-term ex, my ex was extremely intimidated, and mad. it was a nice feel.
>>6241071
tru
not that i think he'd ever be my bf tho.
>>6241086
LMAO
I'M KIND OF A SEX FIEND/FREAK HONESTLY, SO....TRU
>>6241093
but he has the perfecttt cock and he fucks me so good and he has a nice bod and he's not gonna be my husband so likee? perf!!
yes i could totally give u tips on camming irl too!!!! we can do anything tho. like just walk around the city and get food or meetup with other ppl or w/e.
we could go out and be crazy shemales too but idk how your gf would feel about that lool
I"M HERE AND IM READY TO TALK ABOUT SEX
>>6241081
>g dressed
a term for getting dressed like a gangster
>>6241103
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT, FOR ALL MY LIFE
is srs only for exceptional people? I feel like only the super elite can get it or software brainiac engineers.
>>6241097
maybe i shouldn't have said "we", & instead said "they" [pictured on the left]
mkay dark souls 2 for the rest of tonight <3
i love u girls
>>6241111
Rawr is a balding man and he's getting it, so no, it isn't only for exceptional people.
>>6241111
disposable income
i'm literally throwing away money at this point
thank you elec eng
>>6241085
But trans people have existed throughout recorded history.
>>6241101
I have no clue. I think it's just some immaturity or people tieing their self-esteem to video games more than they should. I used to go easy on my ex in a fighting game and let them win or play characters I had no clue how to play. As soon as they'd win they'd start talking shit about gloating, which is fine but it always turns into insults.
Now I just go hard as fuck and screw any friend I play with over and not give them a chance to breath. I'd rather my partner be salty than to get a free pass to talk shit!
>>6241102
>haven't dated a guy shorter than 6'2" in...years.
The hell are you from? And you prolly have, guys lie about their height by a few inches all the time
>>6241103
uh oh time to bail
>>6241112
i hate those people by the way. making all of us look bad, lumping themselves w/ us.
it's disgusting
>>6241120
>disposable income
but thats for exceptional people only, everyone else has to live paycheck to paycheck to the grave and can never have such a life saving surgery
so who's the tallest tranny here?
>>6241126
He still isn't an exceptional person.
>>6241085
ISIS is more of a sign of a dying society tbqh senpai
>>6241126
>you have more chance of getting it than I ever will
you are full time and don't live in shitty poor america so you have more of a chance then me
>>6241132
i'm 5'5"
>tfw one of my friends just made sense of a lot of things I was feeling
>>6241132
zeda but she rarely posts
>>6241132
ummm whats her name
the gun nut chick who's like 6'7
I just don't get it
If I saw someone who looked like me in the street I'd maybe be slightly squicked out but I wouldn't hate them and I wouldn't think less of them for their appearance
why can't I apply the same feeling to how I think about myself
why don't my emotions and stuff work properly, I want it to so badly
and why can't I just ignore my desires until it's convenient/practical to pursue them
>>6241134
>>6241121
you're right.
i meant "non-binaries" & "non-conforming"
>>6241122
It feels so good to hear that from someone else because it just pisses me the hell off.
> I'd rather my partner be salty than to get a free pass to talk shit!
right on
>>6241132
6'4" maybe
>>6241103
LET'S GET NASTY
>>6241104
:(
i'm sorry. height isn't that big of a deal with girls imo.
>>6241116
i can't wait until he's inside of me again ;_; literally the last time we had sex i came so much and i was just a puddle in bed all cozy.
idk about the whole marriage/commitment stuff tho...... i'd need everything to be perfect. i haven't found that yet.
>>6241122
i live in PA. lots of men are really tall here.
and nope, i can tell heights pretty easily. plus i can tell when they're looming over me lol.
my last bf was 6'3", the ginger guy i dated before him in pic related was also 6'3".
>>6241136
what we need to do is have a chill makeup day and drink wine and talk about boys AHAHAH
>>6241153
no just no
>>6241132
im a bit over 6'
>>6241155
That place looks really comfy
>>6241160
i literally posted her name above your first post
>>6241132
this is a pic of me, i am near 7 foot, my life is a living hell
>>6241153
I'm 5'11'' too
my height is another thing killing my ability to pass
>>6241129
luck of the draw
born into a shit family, had no friends,was bullied through school, depressed
ended up spending all my free time in the library face into books
so i fucking absorbed that shit. physics was my friend and even though I couldn't perform for my exams i got into uni somehow and got qualifications and offered work at the door
done dealio
>>6241168
>5'11"
>killing my ability to pass
can you just stop
>>6241167
will you be my bf
>>6241145
also, i'm very happy that russia has been fighting isis. & i'm happy that other nations are beginning to side w/ russia & see them as a friend, which they are.
please don't go away, russia, i love you
>>6241149
I grew up playing games with my brother and he just absolutely sucked at them, so I'd always wish he'd put up more of a challenge so I think that factors into it.
I'd almost bet your partner or whoever it is was an only child or didn't have siblings around his age? Maybe that has something to do with it.
Anyway competitivness in a relationship is such bullshit, I'm so cooperative in my thinking I get happy when someone does something better than me. I just don't like people thinking less than me. Abit ranty but I'm still sore because I'm pretty sure games are part of why we broke up. Which is retarded.
>>6241155
I love how on literally the day of your breakup, you're back to slutbragging about mancock.. And that's all you do.
No wonder you left Faye. She was too good for you.
Jeezus. I feel fucking bad for her.
>>6241168
you look much shorter
are you sure you arent a XX male?
>>6241160
can you point me to any comprehensive reports?
>>6241160
that blonde chick, right? i totally remember who you're talking about lol
also ok. should we like go to a bar and drink and talk about boys after doing ur makeup at ur place?
>>6241163
that was a really fun weekend ;3; we went camping and had sex in a tent and everything.
it was so so so great. i miss him.
>>6241164
let's talk about s e x baby, let's talk about y o u and m e
>>6241179
waaaahhhhhhh
>>6241168
Me too.
You've less muscle mass and better bobs.
Gtfo cis scum
>>6241179
can you shut the fuck up and go drink antifreeze already
oh also
I'm looking at places to rent and it seems there's a few round here that are <£250 which is hella fuckin epic... how long in advance do landlords normally expect to be contacted though? I need to be moving in 3 weeks time. do they normally want to know months in advance or does it vary?
>>6241175
b-but anon im a girl
>>6241185
>I'm whining
All these new trips only talk to you b/c they're clueless to your ancient terribleness
>>6241168
this makes me want a tall tranny amazon to mate with
>>6241155
thanks for your soothing lies but I know that height is like the #1 shit women care about. MTFs even moreso since they're usually as tall as men and want the luxury of having a taller guy like most women have.
I don't care I'mma just go to thailand and have limb lengthening surgery then I'll fuck you too, dollface
>>6241168
You don't look like this. There's hope for you yet.
>>6241192
are you on hrt? how is your transition going?
>>6241193
so haato, kuro, anna, ufufu are new?
just stop valq
>>6241184
nope
>>6241185
yeah she looked really angry or something in every pic i ever saw of her lol
>also ok. should we like go to a bar and drink and talk about boys after doing ur makeup at ur place?
omg. would die. like i would actually die, easily. so YES
>>6241198
yeah its been a whiiiile for me now
and also never been with a dude and thats the only sex ive been thinking about and etc.
idk sex is weird ;_; and i still want it ;___;
>>6241196
holy shit please tell me this is photoshopped
>>6241196
no i'm worse, i'm covered in freckles so I look like I am covered in dirt all the time
>>6241178
its entirely understandable that you'd part over that kind of thing i mean i'm imagining those kinds of behaviours werent isolated.
yeah he had no siblings and grew up kind of like i did. Homebody a boy and his pc. Could be something there
>>6241196
does rawr still identify as male?
>>6241193
You'd deny someone the possibility of redeeming themselves? Humans do change. Even I can. I was rather terrible myself not so long ago.
>>6241207
But freckles are cute
>>6241209
I don't know or care. I gender him male because I don't feel comfortable gendering someone that doesn't pass female.
>>6241203
nobody thinks thats kayla tho..
kayla is almost a cute girl who is afraid to go full time because her mom tells her people will call her a freak, call the police on her and beat her up
>>6241193
no one cares. literally 20 seconds after i broke up with faye, before i even posted a screenshot of me talking to a boy in mtfg, she had told me she was calling her ex gf to get back together. i can do whatever i want, and so can she. stop taking sides and being a child. get the fuck over it.
>>6241194
;_;
wait are you trans, or?
>>6241198
sex is when you do the thing with the other thing...a lot.
>>6241205
i totally remember who you're talking about. wasn't her name amazon?? something or other?
YES!!!! YESYESYESYEYSEYSEYSEYS8IDEA8IAWY
PLEASE LET'S DO IT LOL PLEASE PLS
>>6241213
cause everything else about PA kind of sucks lol
>>6241182
hard work didn't get me there but it'll keep me there.
just livin' it up, not givin' a fuck
living life in the fast lane
>>6241214
>Even I can. I was rather terrible myself not so long ago.
Yesterday?
>>6241213
I interview on the 23rd.
Getting hammered at my sisters and crying about how her kids will never be a think I can produce with my womb atm.
>tfw you realize that even if you manage to ever pass you'll never know, which makes it meaningless
so the ride will never end, i guess. it's a lose/ lose, where one of 'em makes it look as if you won right?
Would any of you mega-tall trannies ever date a cis guy who was shorter like 5'10? Even if he was really fit, strong, good looking.. Is height a dealbreaker for you ladies?
>>6241203
I can't imagine anyone thinking that image was of her. Is a cute pic though.
>>6241205
then unfortunately, i can't take you @ your word.
i've read a few historic accounts of transgenderism (rome, greece, ancient babylon),
so i can vouch for that.
not so sure about non-binary except in the case of india, which actually kind of meager
did you guys know that the anon who constantly rips into rawr and posts that photo of her is actually rawr herself pretty crazy right
>>6241215
Not in a society that reveres flawless pale skin. My freckles make me feel flawed and dirty and makeup doesn't really cover them well.
>>6241217
thats rude af
>>6241210
hey rawr
how did the surgery go?
>>6241207
Kayla you're my secret crush here, also my mom is a psycho too we have so much in common
>all of the old trips have returned
>the "rawr d-doesn't pass" autist is STILL here
It's like time stood still!
[spoiler]maybe I didn't bomb out of college after all. h-heheh[/spoiler]
>>6241235
I don't care. I don't treat people beneath me with respect.
>>6241236
how did you know that was rawr?
was it that obvious?
i had sex with kayla ama
>>6241222
Well, yes. Though I was much better yesterday than a few months ago. I feel that lately I'm getting... a bit less inhuman everyday?
>>6241241
mtfg... mtfg never changes..
>>6241244
she is the only one who thinks she doesn't look like a girl
>>6241236
That's an awful wig.
>>6241228
honesssstlyyy if a guy is really broad or cute i would date him as long as he was taller than me in general. so 5'8'"+ is fine.
but i'm short so idk sorry. i do go for taller guys tho.
>>6241231
c a l l t h e p o p o h o e
>>6241248
underrated post...
>>6241239
i'm someone's secret crush? but there are so many better looking people you could choose from
>>6241220
no. when you said height isn't a big deal with girls I didn't read it as height isn't a big deal AS a girl
>>6241248
>tfw stuck shitposting here instead of dying in a nuclear war
Why can't I catch a break?
>>6241254
>but there are so many better looking people you could choose from
hmm you are right i never thought about that, i guess i will pick a new better looking crush, thanks kayla
>>6241250
These threads aren't your little hivemind, autismo. I don't think any of you lot pass. Rawr just has the worst of it.
>>6241241
I hope I wake up tomorrow and I'm back to 2013.
>mfw my therapist wasn't gatekeeping but just wasn't suggesting hormones until I asked
>which wasn't until 7 months after I started seeing her
wew
>>6241220
>stop doing things I Dont like
Sans screenshots, you were using her being delightfully fake flirty on here (shitposting) as a means to justify your mancock /ex lust talk throughout the relationship. Ofc she called her ex...
You just amplified your cocklust shitposting.... Like you had to bottle it for too long and your hemmoroid-filled bp couldn't quiver anymore.
You literally broke up with her b/c you couldn't stop conversing like a cockwhore.. And then it spewed like diharrea.
I'm not posting this for Faye's sake post-breakup. I just find it funny how accurately it encompasses your dignity/quality of a person/integrity.
At least we know you'll stick to what you know and never change.
>telling me to stop doing something on 4chan
Tldr; I'm telling you how horrible you are
>>6241211
this is bretty funny ngl
>>6241220
amazon... i think maybe it was??? i think so yeah!
>PLEASE LET'S DO IT LOL PLEASE PLS
LOL ok yesssss ok we'll DO IT
i just gotta quit my job first :9
>>6241230
i mean, what about two-spirit folks...? does that not count?
>>6241231
>this is my feel every day and idgi but imma just roll with it until someones dick falls into my butt hole
lmfAO
thats the problem dicks dont just fall into ur life like that
edie is going to teach me how to go hunting for them tho maybe she can teach you too?
>>6241228
honestly he'd need to be at least 5'10, which is how tall i am. i think that's the shortest id be able to do. cuz being bigger/taller when im with a dude would make me feel gross :S
>>6241253
i told them what you said and they told me that i should fine better friendds that you're no good for me
>>6241257
not long now
>>6241264
i deserve to be alone
>>6241248
ALMOST looked for a like/heart button for this post. ALMOST.
>>6241248
>>6241257
rest in peace, chosen poster.
can i please just have a frickin gf
>>6241254
No I think you're cutest, you have cute freckles and cool hair and nice lips
>>6241265
calm down lol
Ate too much and feel like puking :(
>>6241271
Nah, you have good in you. You deserve to be loved and well-surrounded. And I trust you will.
>>6241266
yeah and even if they do fall into your life they don't go up the hole without a bit of work
>edie is going to teach me how to go hunting for them tho maybe she can teach you too?
nah i think i know how, i just have to start being just a little bit nice to boys and thats difficult
>>6241265
you were the one with the miner hat in south america right?
>>6241280
ate too little still feel like puking
maybe i should stop spinning around in my chair
>>6241283
>And I trust you will.
when? I keep waiting for a prince to save me and no one ever comes
>>6241285
I'm the one in the oilfield hard hat in north Dakota..
>miner
>>6241284
yeah iktf
like i just wanna bully them and make fun of them
i have such a hard time acting cute and flirty and interested in what they're talking about ;_;
>>6241276
dont forget sexy as fuck legs
Is kayla transbien? I want me some of that
>>6241228
5'11 here, heights a plus but it's fine so long as the guy isn't drastically shorter.
Unless he's a qt femboy in which case heights not an issue whatsoever
just no muscle manlets pls
>>6241255
5'10" isn't a bad height for guys in all honesty. it's just not as good as 6'2"+
but i'm not as good as angelina jolie so obviously who really cares
>>6241263
>dollface 2.0
if only you knew the amount of memes that have arisen from that very concept.
idk, a big part of me wanted to move to philadelphia and just date guys and do my own thing, but....
my friends are all in portland, and my family is all on the west coast and stuff. there's no reason for me to stay on the east coast at all.
>>6241265
>You literally broke up with her b/c you couldn't stop conversing like a cockwhore
i'm going to say this once, and only once.
you literally have no idea what you're talking about, and you seriously need to shut the fuck up.
faye ended up apologizing to me last night because the reason i broke up with her had nothing to do with anything 4chan related.
it was because she insulted me and was mean spirited af, and i had enough. she repeatedly focused on the fights instead of my feelings for her.
that was her fault. she knows that. she knows exactly why we broke up, and exactly what went wrong, and it wasn't just my fault.
stop acting like you know anything about what happened, and shitting up these threads with your rancid, and unnecessary opinion on my life.
fuck off. if you want to continue with this bs then fine, i'll just filter you, but i thought you might actually be worth a damn, so.
>>6241266
whyyy nottt just do it on a day off you have thoooooo? you don't haaaveee to quittt your jobbbb to hangg outtt dooo youuu?
Go fuck yourself, tho.
>>6241291
Hey I don't know that shit.
I just vaguely remember thinking you were smokin hot.
>>6241289
You cannot just wait, you have to make things happen. Look at your shackles and you'll see they don't really exist. Be yourself and be free.
>>6241289
Are you unable to move out of your mom's place for some reason? I'll be your prince! Hope you like ramen noodles and mac n cheese though. And also choking on my dick every night. You can stay with me then!
>>6241266
i guess maybe i'm just wrong....
i'm just a bit worried b/c i heard camille paglia saying (a self-proclaimed tranny) in an interview, that if there seems to bandwagon about gender politics & the like, that's when we should be scared
>>6241296
Go west, be happy be free, be portland!
I'll take care of them hot philly boys for u.
>>6241291
my friend is an oilfield lineman do you want to be his girlfriend
>>6241296
>but i'm not as good as angelina jolie
Keep highlighting those lips though babe.
>want to have sex
>hate my body and my dick to have sex
>pass but i feel like a man
fucking kill me
>>6241298
???
>tfw need bangs because hair grows out naturally manly-looking (also, hairline/browbone urgh)
>tfw scared it emphasises my disgusting jaw too much and I'll regret it
>tfw no idea where to go that I can trust anyway because years of shitty haircuts have left me paranoid about hairdressers
>tfw HOW DO I TELL THEM I WANT A GIRLS' HAIRSTYLE WHEN I LOOK LIKE A MAN OH GOD OH JESUS CHRIST
>>6241316
>>hate my body and my dick to have sex
iktf especially ;~;
>>6241292
i mean if they actually have interesting things to say its one thing. if i have to go on one more date with a guy who talks about star wars or beard care techniques im going to flip a smartcar.
>>6241316
>>hate my body and my dick to have sex
I'm in exactly the same position. I feel you.
also is it just me or does titch make fun of me / act harsher towards me for having autism
I swear she has some really unsettling eugenics-y views, even if I share aspects of them I'm not smug or spiteful about it
>>6241307
I wanna move to portland but scared of the cost and I don't know how the people act. I think I won't make friends cause I'm in my late 20's
>>6241265
Listen, it doesn't hurt me, she's single. I finally herd that she loved me and I had like an amazing 3 hour seretonin trip and went to bed blindingly happy. I wish it was different, that I had time to see her while being in love with her, but it's in the past
>>6241306
Well, the bandwagon effect is the main reason why I have a very low tolerance for obviously cis male "trans*" people. That and because I'm misandric, obviously.
>>6241296
well, yah. obvs i could. but im just so tired on my weekends because my job makes me so exhausted and ive had so much shit to do on my weekends recently that i honestly dont think i have a free weekend coming up literally any time soon. so...
>>6241306
hummm. i mean camille paglia is smart & a cool critic and whatever but i honestly dont think what's happening with gender rn in pop culture + society at large is a bad thing? like. it can only move us forward and help us evolve, is my feeling.
>>6241321
lmfao
thats true though. dating suuuuuuuuuuux
... has *everybody* ITT got me filtered at this point? weird feel desu
>>6241306
that game hasn't had an update in like forever... Kinda concerned maybe the dev fucking DIED or something. It'd be amazing if it showed up on Steam someday.
>>6241334
im a tory
>>6241296
Even if I had no idea;
You insta-cocklusting on here shows your fortitude...
And then continuing to do so.
And then planning hookups.
She did what anyone would do; get a booty call or an emotional crutch from an ex so your heart doesn't feel so crushed and you have someone who cares.
You, just gravitated to and bragged about your drunken fuckboys.
Tell me I'm wrong.
BTW, i've a thing for broken hearts and, no offense to you, I'll gravitate towards the person most hurt if the other shakes it off like no heart was ever invested. Just who I am, nothing to do with you
>>6241301
Whu-whaat?
N-noo.
I'm like a boiled egg in pictures
>>6241309
Thing is, if he's a wireline guy, he has no work ATM. If he's a lineman for electrics, my heart would sink every day he went to work.
>>6241330
GIVE ME SOMEONE TO HATE & TEAR INTO.
I CANT POST HERE IF I DONT HAVE SOMEONE
>>6241334
>don't get a reply within 2 minutes
>wahh everyone has me filtered ;___;
>>6241318
I thought we were being like rando mean and I wanted to fit in. :)
>>6241326
It pisses me off to think that you would just say it's memes because your legs really are sexy I remember the picture well.
I know you can't help it or its a self defense or something though.
>>6241334
No, I'm still reading you. The only person I have filtered at the moment is the coprophilic shitposter.
>>6241338
and I'm a faggot who spends 4-6 hours a day in bed crying about having a few cubic inches of bone in the wrong places on my jaw, big whoop
life is suffering
>>6241342
lmao
>>6241334
No, cute-asaurus
I see you
>>6241339
>Thing is, if he's a wireline guy, he has no work ATM. If he's a lineman for electrics
idk which he is all i know is he is an apprentice lineman in west texas, if you want to be his girlfriend let me know and i'll tell him
>>6241327
:( I thought the Portland meme was Portland Mass, up till 2 days ago, so I probs am not the correct person to talk about Portland. :)
>>6241336
i agree. i would love to see some updates too.
so you bought the game?
>>6241330
Why don't you both just get together and slurp cocks together and have crazy orgies with men fucking the brains out of you both while you make out with each other?
>>6241339
no I'm sure it was you because it was you, there were two. one with you in a vehicle and one in like a place with big metal pipes and stuff
>>6241307
there are SO many hot philly boys, it's insane. ugh
if i juuust wanted to be a dickpig i would move there lol
>>6241267
;-; a-anna, n-no
>>6241313
i'm just gonna go back to being a pinup queen tbqh
>>6241332
;_____; that really sucks, but i totally understand. lmao maybe i should just go visit you at work and say hi to avery or s/t
>>6241339
she literally posted a photo of her naked with a girl within an hour of us breaking up.
i posted a screenshot of a guy asking me to go hangout with him and his friends. AFTER she told me she was already calling up someone else.
stop being a hypocritical cunt. you can't constantly excuse one person's actions just because they're 'more hurt.' this isn't a contest.
even if you want to take her side you don't have to be a piece of shit to me for trying to make myself happy. i DESERVE that.
like how fucking miserable do you have to be of a person to need someone to tear into who hasn't done anything wrong??
>>6241351
>that thing
>cute-anything
lmao
Up yours, you shit fucking faggot cuck furry.
>>6241339
Maybe not dollface? I'm still kind of happy in a good place rn, and I don't need more things said that might be mean
>>6241334
i had no idea how i could respond.
sorry
>>6241332
how so?
>>6241355
yeah it was only a few bucks or something. I love it, it slowly turned me into a furfag :( almost
>>6241334
I don't.
but I know a lot of people have me filtered
>>6241360
hey do you date 5'2" guys who are actually ripped and strong
>>6241370
yeah i;ve got you filtered for sure
>>6241325
i had no idea that there was anyone worth avoiding in the generals
>>6241360
thats the best gif ever
>>6241359
where in the West Coast?
>>6241319
I know that feel.
This helped me out, especially number 4 (I think?)
Forgive the atrocious filename, somebody sent it to me and I didn't rename it.
>tfw no Forsen bf
>>6241360
Well how about we both say we went out and got people after the breakup because we needed it, and that's that really.
Heck we both said it's exactly what we'd do before we even started dating, it wasn't a shock.
>>6241372
bait
if not bait I feel really bad. being male and that short is a goddamn disability.
>>6241382
i wish it were bait but unfortunately it's my life
(You)
>>6241360
Love that meme with the pokemon
>>6241367
yea, that's not something i identify w/.
alines is just my favorite character.
man. i'm starting to remember that 1 girl who drank a liter of vodka.... i wonder if she's ok
>>6241369
l m a o
this why ily. btw whatever happened with the nola trip we were all supposed to do?
>>6241372
no
>>6241375
i thought so
>>6241379
exactly lmao
which i don't think is a problem. i just think it's a problem when other people shit on me for it.
>>6241386
omanyte one is rly good too lol
>>6241377
>ywn have the hairline/hair type/face type for 24
>tfw want 11 or 15 but hair too fucking flat and shapeless, gross
reeeeeeee
that's what I want to have described in one handy image, anyway, so yup thanks
>>6241360
I'm also aware of your cunt-pacity.
Tbh, you broke up with her. Naked girl or not, any post like that after heart-wrenching posts deserves a bitter ex and a high-five... With any anon.
Tbqfh, I'm done tearing into you.
My views are appropriately displayed
>>6241352
He's doing electrics.. And I Dont even know him.
Also, I'm less than straight.
>>6241357
Ss-stoppit
I know it was me
But I'm really not that great looking
>>6241363
Fair enuff.
I'll just hold my title as vicious cunt... In the shadows.
I'm the lizard person lurking behind the monarchy.
You care <3>>6241360
>>6241384
I'm sorry. I can't imagine how much shit you get. Girls are kinda obsessed with height. Just focus on making money.
>>6241396
>not going to a salon with your mom
Your time with barbers is over, sweetie
>>6241387
favorite cause she's a lil shortie like you?
>>6241378
>tfw no van darkholme bf
>>6241374
idk it's confusing
she seems to want to give advice and added me on skype but then the other half of the time she says I'm hopeless and should kill myself
plus her attitude towards autism makes it seem more and more to me she's one of the kinds of people who pretend to be nice to me but are actually laughing at me
idk I find this stuff confusing
>>6241370
I don't
fishing for chasers on /int/ desu
>>6241390
Don't let it ryle you up its just hurting you desu
>>6241403
You're prett-t
<3
>>6241390
idk do you still want to come? u should
>>6241400
yea, i guess. also the most energetic & the prettiest.
wait, 5'5" is short?
>>6241396
whenever I move I'll come to /mtfg/ then..
Someone bring me pics of Kayla! I only have like two and I want to see more of my favorite.
>>6241372
become a femboy and it's a deal
I can dom cute short femboys but I like my masc dudes tall and wide so they can clutch me against their chest and make me feel small
tbf that's partly a daddy issues thing though
>>6241394
>He's doing electrics.. And I Dont even know him.
>Also, I'm less than straight.
he's a good guy, he just doesnt have a girlfriend
ill tell him you're interested
>>6241377
Can someone help me pick a male style? I'm looking to change my look
>>6241409
by today's standards I'd say so
you seem really cool, I hope I see you around more
>>6241399
>salon
I can't go to a salon, I don't pass
>>6241416
>service man
>>6241416
I'll find you and shoot you in the face with a firework mortar if you do.
...I'm in the area
>>6241394
waaaaaaahhhh
if you want me to be the devil, then fine. i'm already apparently satan to most. flexing your muscles doesn't impress me, it just annoys me.
but i'm not gonna stop talkin bout dick regardless, so idk what to tell you lmao. welcome to my filter.
>>6241406
hurting me =/= annoying me. i just talk about dicks in peace ;__;
>>6241408
i mean....yes? who is gonna come tho? is it just gonna be me?
cause like......can i come for my bday? lol
>>6241407
thanks
some people seem to think so, I just wish I could see it ;-; it hurts me to think about what I look like and then it hurts me I waste so much time and emotion and everything on how I look when I'm told there's lots of ugly people who just get on with their lives anyway and don't mind... I wish I could control my brain more like that
people don't seem to understand, my emotional intelligence quotient is legitimately in the 'retarded' range, there's a lot of times when I don't even know what emotions I'm feeling or why let alone being able to change my perspective on life at will
>>6241414
or he could get in an "accident" that left him legless, then he could get really tall prosthetic legs.
>>6241426
I'm thinking high and tight but maybe something more civilian
>>6241420
that's really nice, thanks.
i was also able to kick my fasting habit.
i'm now back up to 2 meals a day.
feeling so much better.
clinics are bad for me in that respect
(they wanted to test my blood)
>>6241427
i got ur back bb <3 friends till the end
YAS
>>6241437
why are you fasting? After this weekend I'm going to do a really stupidly harsh cut for 3 weeks.. Trying to lose those last 10 lbs before my summer trip..
>>6241427
merc is still planning to come as far as i know.
when is your bday tho?
>>6241448
thats the haircut you chose?
>>6241433
you should get something super manly like this
>>6241360
>dickpig
>>6241430
yesss
cyberpunk bfs best bfs desu
OMG I WANT A CYBERPUNK FEMBOY BF
oh talking of which
>at burger restaurant as usual
>last week qt femboy cashier gave me a free milkshake coupon
>TFW
>this week decide to use it
>go up to till to use it
>act kinda flirty, no response
>meh whatever he's serving staff, not gonna push it
>hands me the shake, I say cheers and turn
>see boy who gave me the coupon the week before standing over by the serving hatch
>look back at the till again
>wait what the fuck is there a glitch in the Matrix?
>it was his also-femboy friend/colleague with the big blonde hair who I've mentioned before who was serving me
>he got the same hairstyle and hair colour as his friend
>they're both the same height and I have face blindness issues
>I just flirted with the wrong boy by accident
>boy who actually gave me the coupon says hi all grinning and stuff
>I was gonna use the coupon to buy a milkshake back from him all cutesy-like
>manage a strangled 'hi' back and go back to my seat
I'm so fucking autistic ;-;
>>6241449
Ten pounds/3 weeks is 2500 calories, so you're going to need to go negative with exercise
>>6241394
Well I think you are and you can't stop me
you with somebody?
>>6241449
i've stopped fasting.
& as explained, the clinic wanted a sample of my blood not contaminated by food.
it formed a habit.
& 2 meals a day is normal for me
>>6241456
Yah that's kinda unisex! And I could get
My hair lightened a bit
>>6241448
faye
as one 21 year old autistic failure of a tranny to her more successful military-decorated 30-something year old fellow tranny,
don't be retarded
>>6241459
go back and say hey
that kind of attraction doesn't expire in a flash
guh
>>6241377
length and hair type for 21 or 27 but I need le tricky tranny forehead bangs
>>6241422
..
>gay men don't go to a salon
Omfg
You cocklust, you go salon
>>6241415
Keklolk
>>6241427
I'm literally done. I mean, I'm sorry if I hurt you.
I Dont want you to stop.
To be very fair, I told you to not hurt Faye.. And she posted a very heartaching post.
Fair is fair... I gave you warning.
Keep talking about your dicks. I'm sorry. I'm done.
Faye cares enough to tell me to back off
I'm sorry.
There was a warning, tho..
>>6241429
Go find yourself sweetheart... Go camping for a few days. Get dehydrated and tired.. Have a vision
Not fucking joking.
You're beautiful.
>>6241433
Seriously, handcuffs and a mortar ball-gagged into your front teeth.
>>6241463
"Can't stop me you"
>hooked on phonics worked for me!
>>6241465
At least get a shaggy animu pixie cut. Be that hawt animu femboi
>>6241459
tfw had gay sex with effeminate burger king coworker in bathrooms while closing.. Now everytime I go by a burgerking I remember it fondly
>tfw edie hugboxes u thru texts
jk its actually making me feel rly good ehehuehuehue
>>6241458
>tfw no mc ride bf
anyways good night thread BYE
>>6241461
thanks. I will be, as in like extremely negative.. It's going to be hell. everytime I try a harsh cut like this I fail, but I have a feeling I'mma be strong this time
>>6241442
;3; <333 THANKS KORRA.
>>6241450
my bday is june 13th!
>>6241458
it tru lmao
>>6241473
i'm not hugboxing you!!!!!!!
>>6241377
who /almost 11/ here?????
>>6241468
Don't make me break out SSG Faye
https://clyp.it/v40hnhqw
>>6241472
>having sex in a place where food is served
that just doesn't seem right
>>6241471
lmao there's a new line in there,
fuck outta here :P
>>6241471
salons are anti trans, they would make fun of me or fuck my hair up if I went to one
>>6241474
I use the bike for it, you can go really slowly so you don't hurt yourself with the hours you're going to need, do 7-1000 cals then have a decent meal. I dropped 20 in a month eating sub 500 and doing a triathlon at night and 2 miles in the morning.
>>6241476
np np bb imo u didnt do anything wrong and was a good girlfriend ^_^
(and one more str8 girl added to the team hue)
>>6241479
it's not right. it was nasty, we were all greasy from working around a deep fryer all day, tired from standing all day and in a smelly bathroom we hadn't cleaned yet but goddamn horny.
>>6241489
they didn't for me, they clocked me and everything
you're a billion times less clocky than me
>>6241486
Keck
You couldn't handle me, sweetie.
>>6241489
>says the girl who's never been to a salon
Salons love faggits, wtf are you even talking about.
Do your makeup and go.
I'd drag you along if I had more plane ticket money for an extra stop
>>6241489
that hasn't been my experience.
i asked for a tomboyish haircut, they didn't make fun of me, & they delivered.
the only problem was that my hair wasn't long enough to begin w/, but that's more a reflection on me than on them
>>6241469
true, I was just kinda mindfucked at the time and didn't think to communicate like a human and just laugh about it
>>6241471
I can get those experiences on ABV but the feelings don't persist for some reason, if they would I think I could feel a lot better about my life
are you sure though
I mean look at my lower face, just look at it
all finding myself has done so far is make me more aware and more depressed about how far my physical appearance is from that
>>6241472
sounds pretty good senpai
the two of them appear to leave work together so I like to think there's something going on there but that's probably just me being a filthy fujoshi as usual
>>6241482
i feel likee even if it's not on my bday it would be nice to see you and hangout with you and celebrate that way.
find out when she's leavin tho and then i can get a ticket!
>>6241492
<333
L M A O @ that btw. i have a date on wednesday with qttt blue angels pilot guyyy btwww. i'm so excited ^____^
So if I'm trying to find clothes online, should I just order them sized to my chest and shoulders? I have a narrow waist, but no hips. Is the solution to buy two or three sizes of everything and send back what I don't like?
does anyone use the discord anymore? How do I join?
A latvian just asked me if I was felicia day
I'LL TAKE IT
>>6241509
haha I'd say how I really felt but I don't feel like derailing th thread anyyyyyways go get that dick girl c:
us he just a quick fuck to get some stress out or?
>>6241509
yeah i'll ask when she gets home form work in a few hours. we gonna pass a good time for sure. you ever pee in a potted plant downtown in one of americas major cities?
>>6241510
>Is the solution to buy two or three sizes of everything and send back what I don't like?
yes
always buy from places that do free returns if you're buying online
>>6241506
My best advice.
Seriously. Best;
>Get more sleep
>Take vitamins d & e
>stop drinking
>more laser
>sleep more.. Even if you have to take melatonin (camping helps reset your circadian rhythm) get like 9 hours minimum.. For your skin/dark eyes
>get Art Naturals Enhanced Retinol Serum 2.5% with 20% Vitamin C & Hyaluronic Acid 1 oz- -Best Anti Wrinkle, Anti Aging Serum for Face & Sensitive Skin -Clinical Strength Organic Ingredients -Night Therapy https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01412ZUD4/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_DmuqxbDVK69ME
Eat your fruits n veggies, ma'am.
Your face is proportional, sans much needed future fat distro.
Make your eyes less dark, get an eye cream.
I promise your chin will seemingly shrink if you fix that
>>6241516
ummm idkk... i mean the last time we were dating for ....awhile? like 2-3 months. we went on vacation together and everything.
i do really like him, and i love spending time with him because i find him really sexy and he's super nerdy and funny and sweet, but like.....
he has a HUGE fear of commitment. married a woman while he was in the military and she divorced him and was a huge cunt.
he hasn't had a girlfriend since then. which was like a decade ago.
he always pursues me, and when we are actively dating we see each other at least a few times a week, but it's also like...
if it can't go anywhere then it's just for the sex and the companionship, right?
>>6241518
i-i have not, n-no
hi hello where do I find cute boys to fuck me
tits = love
>>6241416
Playboy 4 ever. Any others are just cucks.
>>6241515
im latvian
post a pic and i'll tell you if you look like her
>>6241530
tinder/okc
>>6241535
ya that's really what it is. like he fucks me really good, and he's really hot, and he's perf for what i need right now. so that's that.
he's just always sort of around whenever i need someone to be with. until i find someone better, anyways.
>>6241506
that time is over, new time is now return when you can
strike up conversation
>>6241529
well you're gonna do that and so much more
we gon have us some fun
>>6241541
I'm hoping once I'm at least 12 on hrt I can start to look a little like a girl. I'm hoping that with that base to work with and having the makeup game on point u might be able to actually have someone irl.
I'm 27 and have only ever had one gf my entire life. idk if it's cuz I'm too ugly or they subconsciously picked up on me being a tranny but like where I live nooooooooobody is attracted to me. I'm like invisible x.x
>>6241500
hot and sassy I love it
>thinking of making a profile on some dating website
>try to take a profile picture
>get a bit carried away
>mum walks in on me holding up a sign saying "will suck dick for free
I guess it might have come across as a bit desperate anyway
you people don't get it, I am terrified of doing anything feminine in public, that includes going to a salon
maybe if i had someone take me it would be different but I feel like cis women see me as an abomination they don't want their eyes to be burdened with
>>6241524
>Get more sleep
I do get 6-8 hours sleep per 24 hours total... I'm gonna ask my laser tech if their clinic can do anything about my eyes
>Take vitamins d & e
fair, I do forget to take my prescribed vitamin d supplements pretty often, idk what e does
>stop drinking
I never, ever drink alcohol. shit drug desu.
>more laser
yep next appt. 25th, right after my first exam
>sleep more.. Even if you have to take melatonin (camping helps reset your circadian rhythm) get like 9 hours minimum.. For your skin/dark eyes
my GP reckons I have no natural circadian rhythm because of the brain damage and should check into a sleep disorder clinic at some point 'cause my sleep schedule is so whack
>get Art Naturals Enhanced Retinol Serum 2.5% with 20% Vitamin C & Hyaluronic Acid 1 oz- -Best Anti Wrinkle, Anti Aging Serum for Face & Sensitive Skin -Clinical Strength Organic Ingredients -Night Therapy https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01412ZUD4/ref=cm_sw_r_sms_apa_DmuqxbDVK69ME
will look up later
>Eat your fruits n veggies, ma'am.
eating healthy costs money, plus I can't cook because dyspraxia, one of the main things I'm putting in my benefits application form
on the Soylent diet atm for finals anyway so hopefully I'm getting more vitamins and minerals than usual
>Your face is proportional, sans much needed future fat distro.
I hope I get good facial fat redistribution
some people say my features have softened already which freaks me out because what if this is it and this is just what I look like after HRT, jesus christ
idg the proportional comment
>Make your eyes less dark, get an eye cream.
I've tried damn near every product under the sun, they all do shit, my sister's the same, my mum's the same, my aunt's the same
my only hope is that there's some cosmetic treatment the clinic I go to for laser can do relatively inexpensively that lasts at least a few months
>tfw getting rid of them will make it obvious how tiny my eyes are
>>6241530
university craft fairs, in my experience
>>6241550
we see you as an abomination too
>>6241549
>mum walks in on me holding up a sign saying "will suck dick for free
now this is the funny
(desu I almost did that too)
>>6241554
fuck off you prick
>>6241550
you should make more cis-female friends in SJW alternative circles
ever since I came out to them mine won't fucking shut up now about how they want to do my makeup and dress me up and take me out in public as a girl and protect me from the mean cissies and other such shit I'm nowhere near physically or mentally ready for
>>6241550
start wearing buttplug and chastity cage just while you are out and about running errands, if you keep doing that it will be easier over time to be more and more feminine public
>>6241561
:/
you really want a guy eh?
>>6241529
Lana del Rey, why is she so awesome?
>>6241509
>this makes me want to go back to being a guy
Serously how hot is it to just know you can get a girl by just being slightly aggressive and lewd.
>tfw zero self-esteem or effective coping skills
bad parenting is a curse for life
>>6241550
Kayla im sorry but if you cant leave the house as a woman than maybe transition isnt the best thing for you after all..or at least bind and preset as a guy but keep on hrt.
Uhh waddup ppl..anyone in georgia??
>>6241561
lmao you goof
...I should also make a sign since no one's home
need dick desu
>>6241566
edie told me I need a dick in me asap
>>6241572
>tfw you had good parenting but you still ended up with zero self-esteem or effective coping skills
born defective
>>6241571
Not at all hot. But it's hot being the girl.
>>6241565
this anon knows whats up, you can tell they waited for there bell to start ringing unlike the rest of you
>>6241574
camping requires spare time, money and somewhere to pitch up
the latter I could perhaps search for but I'd still have no way of getting there w/o more money and achey hypotonic leg joints
>>6241577
You're in Oz right?
>>6241575
you know that is a really chickin shit thing to say coming from someone with as much passing privilege as you. If I wasn't so ugly I wouldn't feel so terrible about going out and living my life like you are so blessed to do and then you come at me attacking the validity of my transition
a permanent camping holiday sounds nice desu
I wish I had that kind of money
>>6241579
>tfw born defective AND bad parenting
don't try and beat me anon, I literally have it worse than starving kids in africa I'll have you know
>>6241586
y-yes
brisbane
>>6241574
last I camped out I got woken up at gunpoint by bushmen.
fuckers took my meat and my tools.
Never again!
>>6241583
I agree, there's nothing more feminine than wearing a fetish dick cage.
>>6241589
>tfw you are a cis male who has been lurking here almost 24/7 for the past 9 months
>>6241593
>not carrying a rifle
>>6241602
hi <3
>>6241571
good to know I was never a guy, thanks for showing me dad :^)
>>6241546
tfw peeing on everything in nola
>>6241547
i mean as a woman it's pretty easy to get noticed, but it's very much about presentation.
like i get noticed by men a lot because i wear attractive clothes, and have my tits pushed up, and smell good and makeup on etc
that's what draws them in. then you basically use your personality to keep them there.
you just compliment them lots, make them feel really great about themselves, then get the dick all of the time and be confident.
then they fall in love with you and will do whatever you want. it's simple fampai.
>>6241550
>you people
w o a h
>>6241570
i fucking love lana lmao
what's your fav song by her?
>>6241571
it's hotter to know that you can control a man and get everything you want out of him whenever you want imo
making boys weak and helpless and lovestruck and making them cry is like what sustains my eternal life
>>6241587
All im saying is it seems like transitioning only brought you more problems. Im not saying youre not trans.
>>6241614
but I'm not cute enough ;_;
>>6241617
i mean we'll do more than just that, but the bulk of the time will be spent tee tee'in yeah
>>6241599
>>6241608
>>6241581
It's literally the best, being pray is fun and all, but real men like to hunt
>>6241604
Yeah I really fucked up.
It was a small island so i thought eh, less weight if I just take my crossbow and cutlass. I don't even know.
>>6241624
what if a man named Jason were to hunt you?
>>6241602
im a 1 monther.
what brought you here?
>>6241629
one of those "pick your tranny trip gf" threads on r9k
>>6241617
>hurting people gives me life
You really are psychotic
>>6241624
CHASERS GET THE FUCK OUT
>>6241617
Girls who are boys don't cry...What kind of man would get emotionally invested in someone he's sleeping with, trash tier betas desu
>>6241621
Only because I am afraid of what people will do to me if I go outside like this. The world is such a horrible evil place full of pain and horror so I live in fear of being mocked. I wish I could have friends, get my ears pierced, have a night life, have fun but I am ugly so I can't have any of that. I'm like fucking sheen at this point.
>>6241631
*wink*
>>6241617
(Pic related)
....probably "lucky ones"
What's yours?
>>6241631
interesting
I came onto lgbt asking about subduing my homosexuality and just sorta ended up here because its always active and I love to shitpost
>>6241622
You don't have to be cute. Cute girls are for taking home to mom and being unfaithful to them with sensual women...which you could be if you want to.
>>6241617
I'll try I'll try. but I'm not really looking for sex, I'm looking for a long term partner and then lots of sex. it's just really hard to do when ur uggu ya know? hrt is like my last hope before I give up and just collect cats
>>6241627
I'd throw him against a wall and tell him to watch himself, fix his shirt up, and ask him if we have an understanding
>>6241641
dont you ever fucking say that, you're leagues ahead.
that's not funny.
>>6241631
transition when?
>>6241634
bars. lotsa shopping. ridiculous food. beautiful parks. museums. ditch derby's. sink holes. something for everyone.
>>6241641
You need a black boyfriend now Kayla.
>>6241641
I get made fun of every sigle day i work you just have to grow thick skin and watch out for anyone that looks aggressive. Dont make fun of sheen leave her alone.
>>6241550
kayla u live in california and drive don't u?
ask idk anyone where they've gone, go there, don't start talking about your ridiculous fear of black men or you may be banned from the establishment
solved.
>>6241636
>mfw
>>6241640
turning alphas into betas is my passion
>>6241643
burning desire i think? or salvatore. or st tropez.
the entire born this way album tho was art to me tbdesu. why lucky ones?
>>6241649
well you turn it into a long term partnership tho. relationships that start out by being long term bound or w/e are usually shitty.
>>6241660
how many days should i come for? 4?
>>6241661
Kayla is unironically racist. she doesn't like black people at all. Like I mean 1940s tier racist.
>>6241656
i'd sooner lose the war to the gay in me than have that happen but you know what, if you're right I'll buy you a pepsi
>>6241672
pls be in brisbane ;_;
>>6241673
most people here are, especially dollface
>>6241641
I've actually pierced my ears, go to salons, go out dressed in girl mode, changed my name and marker everywhere.
still doing electrolysis, hope to have it mostly finished this year.
thing is though, you pass way better than I ever will... so if you do that stuff to you will find yourself with a better life.
stop giving a fuck what people think of you, I went to buy my first make up dressed like this after work.
nobody will give you a second look.
>>6241624
Men hunting...... it may seem like fun, but it's not as sexy as luring hunters to be toyed with and feel inadequate.
Pic related.
Damn you and your multiple threads. Here take this dysphoria.
http://imgur.com/a/qy7TM
>>6241675
>pepsi
a bundaberg creaming soda or nothing desu
>>6241671
yeah that would be cool. you can come for as long as you like really, i woulnd't mind the company
>>6241676
no
i can move though i guess
>>6241671
where's a good place to learn makeup for brown skin types like I never can tell of I'm using too much foundation or not enough x.x and don't even get me started on contouring
>>6241677
i dont think most ppl herr are racists, esp edie who's a brown girl her own self lol. but there is a good bit of racist folk here
>>6241672
don't worry, she said it would be by this christmas.
i'm looking forward to it
>>6241679
you look really cute with bangs sheen!
i totally meant mfw >>6241671
at this post>>6241635
>>6241677
i don't think i've ever said anything that you could even misconstrue as racist in my life, let alone in these generals lmao
>>6241684
hm. well okie! GOOD TO KNOW GOOD TO KNOW. are you gonna be working and stuff tho?
>>6241686
honestly? going to the stores and getting swatches, and makeup tutorials.
jackie aina is bae https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCzJIliq68IHSn-Kwgjeg2AQ
>>6240535
>tfw haven't had sex in over 2 weeks
>>6241691
>I'm not racist, but
>>6241679
>stop giving a fuck what people think of you
Its not that easy, I live in hell on earth, Baghdad is more welcoming then where I am.
>>6241683
>bundaberg
I will fly out to you and deliver it by hand, word is bond
>>6241652
>you
>throwing anyone anywhere anymore
he would call you cute and cup your cheek
then he would pull you close so you could feel his erection and then grab your butt and say
>do we have an understanding
Xanax it's gr8. Wish I had a script.
>>6241671
I love the melody of it and the whole melodrama.. I guess I'm the sort of girl who loves the idea of getting fucked by a bad boy.
That song makes me feel sexy.
But yeah, that whole album played non stop for some 3 years for me.
>>6241666
kayla doesn't directly insult people that are worse off, assuming that's even possible
>tfw you look like a boy
>>6241697
i'll be able to take off a few days but yeah im gonna have to work a bit. 4 days would work well in regards to that.
that's kinda why i was hoping you and merc could come at the same time, when i gotta go work you'll be able to keep eachother company and all that
>>6241707
yeah someone talking down to me in that scenario would have me out the door quickfast
>>6241700
holy fucking shit get over yourself
Move or some shit already
I am fucking tired of seeing your shit everyday while you make no effort to improve your situation
>>6241691
i mean you've literally said several times in the past you were racist and proud of it. now the story has changed to this version??? you've even said in these threads and i quote "I hate niggers"
it must be nice to be able to lie so much and rewrite history
>>6241671
dang this is rlly good. I'll have to practice when I move out c:
>>6241673
I know, it's like she has no Idea of how real life is. She needs a strong black gentleman to fix her make believe world.
Black guys are awesome, what's wrong with her?
>>6241712
when people like you who pass as girls say you look like a boy its just passive aggressive shitting on more ugly people like me
you are a full passer and if you don't think you pass then I must look like the elephant man to you then huh?
let's make it to 700 before image limit like old times
>>6241719
No Kayla. I think you pass just fine. Better than me even.
>>6241691
imagine a black person, describe them and what they're thinking
>>6241700
kayla you need to talk to the school nurse about these thoughts or i'm calling your parents
>>6241720
ooooooooor I could spam images now and we'd have to make a new thread right away
>>6241693
I don't have enough hair for bangs
>>6241700
I live in queensland, its the equivalent of the south
>>6241717
>racist and proud of it
I am not proud of being right. Every single black student in my classes has been late. LATE. How do you explain that? Not once as one black student in any of my classes ever been in their seat on time. Also in the parking lot I overheard a conversation of a black guy saying he got fired, typical, because he was sneaking merch to his friends and acted like it was no big deal. Are you defending that behavior?
>>6241715
>improve
thats impossible with a face like mine
>>6241707
>cucks
i go after high powered alpha men who are seen as desirable tbdesu. it's no fun if they're wimps to begin with!!!
>>6241710
i can totally get that. burning desire is more my fav cause it's very like....i'm hot and sexy and here because i want that dick and you better give it to me. lmao
who else do you like sass?
>>6241713
yaaaaa. idk i haven't talked to her too much these days, but i guess it would be nice if we could see each other and be there at the same time, ya.
did she get her ticket and stuff already?
>>6241717
<3
she's prob like...god tier youtube woc makeup artist. she will teach you everything ever.
>>6241726
but don't because <3
>>6241707
What? Lol that's not even about cucks .
It's bringing your A game.
>>6241726
actually we're just gonna use the other thread since it didn't get deleted, right?
>>6241715
>kayla is right next to gay capital
retard is about an hour from west fucking hollywood, lol
>>6241732
idk the last thread ended up not getting deleted despite the OP image, so maybe we should just max that one out and hope it doesn't get cut?
>>6241730
oooooookaaaaaaaaay
also
>like old times
did you trip back then? I don't think I remember you from the old times ;_;
>>6241729
not that i know of. i gotta get a solid date and then let both yall know and we can coordinate and shit. lets make this happen.
>>6241732
idk, next thread should be titled "warning: kaylahours edition"
>>6241735
hollywood is gross and dirty and there is NO PARKING ANYWHERE so why is it so special?
>>6241728
first off I know 100% that you're lying and using a made up story to try and justify being racist. Secondly, you contradict yourself in your own post. Lying isn't healthy you know? I mean you do realize almost everyone that posts here is more experienced in the world than you since we leave our house on the regular and interact with different people normally. I mean you cant be THAT dense and lacking in self awareness that much right??
who am I kiddin you don't lol. Sounds like a copypasta from /pol/
>>6241739
kayla just needs a semblance of confidence and to ignore what her mom tells her
once she gets out in the real world she will learn quickly just how sheltered she was and how much bullshit her mom feeds her
Korra. That's harsh
>>6241749
but it's true tho I wasn't even as not nice as I could have been
>>6241748
jokes on you, kayla's mom is an angel
>>6241746
I am not lying. I take 2 classes atm and I swear to god the black students are never there on time ever
I spent all night building gundam model. Was a good night if a bit lonely.
>>6241712
If you really want to look like a boy you should at least post pics of you playing legos.
>>6241729
Besides cocks? Lol I really love the art angels album by grimes...st vincent. I also love like fucking LOVE sufjan stevens...the new tame impala album is good. Cvrches! I also like hip hop like mf doom, common, kanye...i love gorillaz /blutr anything where damon sticks his nose. I don't know..very eclectic. i also like new age/punk from yhe late 70s-80s.
Hahahaha, what do you like?
>>6241738
okkkokokkk. well i'm down for whatever really.
>>6241757
l m a o @ besides cocks. same
also i love all of those artists you listed except for kanye desu.
this is like some of the music i like? in my pic.
altho i listen to literally everything. and i am blaring this song rn and dancing around my apartment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK-lxIaSzTE
>>6241754
but you don't even believe in God either lol. im sorry but I really cam pretend to believe your kindergarten tier lies about shit that never happened lmao.
my niece tells better lies and she's only 7. besides all that none of the stupid stuff you listed justifies be racist nor does it universally applies to an entire race of people.
i know you don't know because sheltered, but there are multiple kinds of black people that have a wide variety of interests and they can even range in color from dark as the street to light as paper
>>6241758
its comical how retarded she is. it's like a cartoon character's level of stupidity all the time with her lmao. but I agree what she needs is a good ass whipping once or twice to get that mind right
Kill. Me.
>>6241731
>being disrespectful to get good sex
Seriously bad advice though, people can be traded out in a day, I get the "oh he wants the sex and he'll like you egging him on" thing, but I think self bravado is childish
>>6241767
>but you don't even believe in God either lol
God is a man made farce because people didn't know what the sun was. You are as thick as fucking oatmeal.
>>6241768
Wow. What the hell did you do. Run a marathon?
>>6241768
RIP press [F] to pay respects
>>6241768
but it feels good???
>>6241771
*tips fedora* mlady
>>6241768
Hope you had nice shoes at least
>>6241777
religion is for MORONS
>>6241781
i l i t e r a l l ly posted that on my tumblr like a day or two ago lol
>>6241602
hey bro, got a favorite trip? been lurking a few months on and off
>>6241786
kayla
>>6241783
*tip* *tip*
>>6241789
mine too, you have fine taste
>>6241768
hey babe
take a walk on the wild side
>open up Grindr for the luls
>ok this is out of hand
Remade my steam because my dota account is in shadow mmr hell and i need to not be matched up with feeders. I lost 9 games and one won since last night. The first four a lane other than my own just straight up fed and we lost at 20 minutes. Then the next five i played mids and carries and my team managed to feed away 15k networth advantages to pudges and slarks. I'm D O N E.
>>6241769
Well if this is a serious conversation and not just slut RP, I agree.
Always bring your A game, and not BS games and insecurities.
>>6241764
Pic saved, screenshot of that link! hahahahaha. I really am a music slut, I'll hear anything and I'm not loyal to any genre or band. I'll go visit you in Portland and we can go discover awesome indie bands, right? :p
>>6241792
It looks like she's done enough walking for today.
>>6241793
What's a Grindr?
>>6241801
I think it's like a gay tindr, I guess?
>>6241796
protip: kayla is a troll
>>6241801
page where you go for non-hetero sex
>>6241786
yeah i do have a favorite but i dont wanna say out loud
>>6241794
>I journeyed long and far for Mac n cheese
oh right, alberta
>>6241804
Yeah I want to turn that troll into a beautiful swan
>>6241766
League of Legos? I don't know that.
I was saying that if you DO want to look like a boy, you should play with toys on your pic, because obvs you look loke a teenage nerdy girl. Very cute. ;)
>>6241802
>tindr
lmao
>>6241801
Gay dating app with pics, or a frenzied shark tank of rabid cock
>>6241783
I respectfully disagree. Religion for me lets me feel part of something bigger than my self and gives me a sense of belonging through time.
Being a nutjob or a bigot is different than being religious
are there any cute traps in minnesota
Can we reach 1,000?
>>6241833
well prob not lol
everyone is migrating into this thread now d-desu
>>6240504
>>6240504
>>6240504
give me children of the corn discord link I want to talk to my new friends
>>6241813
Party queue is pointless tho, only solo queu actually matters
>>6241764
okay well bring a swimsuit too then
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