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Maybe we can have a mass exodus of the boring as fuq Christian shitposters

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>>6228168
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First for homo is against Jebus
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>>6231309
Second for original jokes
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third for niq is a tranny
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>16 hr plane flight in a month
>deathly terrified of airplanes
>friend suggests trying a flight sim
>play ms flight simulator and vomit after 30 minutes
how was your day so far gaygen
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>>6231312
Cute
>>6231306
>>6231303
Silly boys tehe

I pinched my cheek and zoomed in with my camera xdd
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>>6231320

was IST DAS
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>>6231323
Its a pomeranian c:
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>>6231319

Take a sleeping pill.
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>>6231328

WAS IST DAS
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>>6231330
tranny dog
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>>6231319
Jesus.

Get drunk as shit so you pass out on the plane.
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>friend keeps suggesting that I fuck a girl or date a girl
I think he's uncomfortable about me being gay.
I often times want to tell him the opposite or how it would go if you asked a black guy to be white.
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>>6231317
Welp, that proves it

Show's over guys i've been rumbled, conclusive evidence i am unironically trans
>>6231330
<3
>>6231332
<3
>>6231338
You can ask black people to be white?

Why dont they?
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>>6231338

People think being gay is sometimes "bad luck with women" which is pathetic.

I don't need to try cyanide to know it will kill me.
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>>6231319
>>6231333 this
Or dont be a bitch
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tfw literally the most attractive person here
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>>6231352
>have good luck with women
>can't get men

What gives?

>>6231354
Planes are fun when they take off, it's pretty mental. I also quite enjoy the turbulence when I try and take a pee~
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>>6231344

Post butt
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>>6231352
Its almost as if he wishes I was straight and that I would "change my mind" if I hooked up with a woman.
Im the least PC person I know and it takes a hell of a whole lot to offend me, but when my best friend tells me this it really does twitch a nerve.
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>>6231372
My butt is reserved for non-straighties :^)
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>>6231367

Gay men are fickle and have impossible standards.

Or very lax standards and are already taken.

>>6231375
Tell him to stop. It's not going to happen and you don't appreciate it. I told my mom to stop suggesting it, because she wants me straight so bad (she wants a grandkid from me)
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yo fags
i want to be cuddled and stuff by a guy, but i dont want to have sex with one

like, i feel emotionally attracted to guys, but sexually attracted to women. sometimes when i see a beefy guy i wonder what it would be like to live together and sleep in the same bed, but i don't think about "oh man id love to suck his dick" or anything.

so am I gay or what?
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>>6231404

Don't biscum have their own general?
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>>6231367
Haha maybe for you, I can barely take it
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>>6231404
I'm kinda wierd too. I'm still very slightly attracted to women sexually but I'm not romantically at all. But for dudes it's both.
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>>6231407
Fuck off retard
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>>6231472

The retard is the one who goes to the wrong general to come out of his shitty closet.
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Talk with a guy on grindr; the conversations always go well, but he never messages me first (other than the first time) what does this mean ?
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>>6231338
My friends back in high school kept suggesting I go to a strip club with them "just to see what happens"

I always wanted to tell them "Go suck a dick just to see what happens"
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>>6231319
Do not get drunk. Do take a sleeping pill. Bring some anti nausea medication.

But such a long flight means you must be traveling somewhere neat. Where are you going?
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>>6231404
Daddy issues?
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>>6231500
>I always wanted to tell them "Go suck a dick just to see what happens"

You really should have said this
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>>6231519
the answer is always daddy issues.

Source: Daddy issues
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How do I make my penis feminine? I have the body to trap and I'm a total bottom but I have a really big cock, I want a feminine penis not a big cock
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>>6231537
Put a little bow on it.
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>>6231500
And why didn't you tell them, exactly ? Are you a little beta pussy ? Did you get bullied by your straight friends ? Did they tease you with their huge dicks while you stood there, sweating, trembling, shooting your infertile load in your boy underwear ?
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>>6231499
It probably doesnt mean anything. But when i feel that way i will deliberately not message someone to give him the opportunity to message me first. If he doesnt then i know i wasnt important enough.
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>>6231541
>Are you a little beta pussy ?
I used to be, yes.
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>>6231500
>My friends back in high school kept suggesting I go to a strip club with them "just to see what happens"

Seriously why would anyone want to be straight ? I don't get it. Gays get all the casual sex we want and don't have to deal with women
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why do people just pretend to be friends with you
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>>6231537
u need to put estrogen in your penis, it hurts at first but soon ur penis will absorb the estrogen and be the most adorable feminine penis u have ever seen
>>6231578
because you are weak. man up
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>>6231537
>How do I make my penis feminine?
Is this a serious question?
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>>6231599
>not knowing about feminine penis
Anon please it's 2016
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Do gays like bears?
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>>6231629
no, only twinks, and they have to be creamfilled, no condoms, a twink can't be a twinkie without the cream filling
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>>6231617
Implying that I don't know that it's not gay if it's a feminine penis
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>>6231590
is expecting people not to blatantly lie to you / other people / themselves 'weak'
weakness imo would be saying things you dont even mean just for popularity point scoring
idk what i expected it was always clliquey af
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>>6231642
lmao weak pussi man up will u
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I want to sleep on this tummy
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>>6231629
I like the bear aesthetic. But i dont like guys that are just really fat. Beefy dudes are yummy
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>>6231649
>>6231652
This is exactly what I'm talking about. Bear perfection
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>>6231648
dont get your knickers in a twist
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>>6231649
That is fucking haram.

I could accept that kind of body hair, maybe even being almost that size, but that gut is fucking disgusting. I bet he has a gross fat old man face too.
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>>6231668
basically rugby tho
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>>6231668
niq ur food is shit lmao
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>>6231690
i'm too good for fat people. Fat people prey on the weak and i am strong now :^)
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>>6231696
my.... food?

What

Are you confusing me for Dan or Hitler? I don't particularly care about food...
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>>6231696
Hi cutey
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>>6231697
so thats why you are getting fat
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>>6231706
Dan and Hitler r my friends lmao ur food is shit tho
>>6231717
Sup Issa
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>>6231731
How does it feel that i'm "fat" and still better looking than you baby
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I ate a pear today for lunch, and I feel fat.

Maybe I'm finally developing that eating disorder! Yay!
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guys I tried boxers for the first time today and my dick wont stop flopping around
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>>6231883
b o x e r - b r i e f s

they're gr8
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IM BORED WITH NOTHING TO DO
POST WHAT OTHER BOARDS YOU BROWSE FAGS
/fa/ /g/
/tv/ (<----to shitpost)
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>>6231920
/co/ (for storytimes)
/tv/ (for Trek threads)
/ck/ (I have no idea why)
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>>6231920
/b/ /hm/

I usually just watch movies, tv shows, or porn, or play vidya

I don't browse /v/ or /tv/ because it's full of faggotry
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>>6231883
That's good. I know it feels weird at first, but you soon get used to having your dick actually not being held down against underwear the entire day and it feels a lot better.
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>>6231862
makes me feel niq a savage omg 100 100 (Y)
*whistles*
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>>6231883
>First birthday since coming out
>Get 3 pairs of Marc Christian slutty manpanties.

They're terrible. They fit terribly and 2 of them are still in the package
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>>6231920
/o/

That is all.
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>>6231920
/tg/ /vg/ /hm/ /y/
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>>6231883
I prefer boxers because it doesn't restrict my balls.
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>>6231920
Fit
R9k pre feds watching it
A for one general
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>>6231883

Trunks. I like the support.
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>>6231920
/k/, /his/, /out/, /fa/, and /gif/ for the porn. I also glance overy /pol/ to see if an thing important is happening in the presidential race. Like a debate stream or something.
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i hate myself
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>be twink
>wear boxers all my life
>finally get some slutty briefs
god damn I'm never going back
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>get fit as fuck
>being fit causes me to be positive as fuck
>which causes me to be more confident
>fucking chain effect
>feel good all the time
>met a QT few weeks ago
>has all the same likes and me
>we match perfectly
>he likes being clingy and submissive, which suits me fine since I like being dominant
>spent the entire day today in bed cuddling and playing Salt and Sanctuary Co Op
Life is good. I never want to be fat again.
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>>6232046

>tfw already skinny but with acne scars
>I can't go to the gym or work out to fix them

;_;
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>>6231920
/v/ /vg/ /wsgf/ /vp/

And I suppose here.
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tfw relapsing into anorexia again
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>>6232060
>I won't go to the gym or work out to fix them
fix'd
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>>6232076

going to the gym doesn't fix acne scars you moron. Being fat is atleast a problem that can be solved mine can't
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>>6232025
I love you
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>>6232070
>>6232025

Lol, bringing the mtfg right in.
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>>6232061
>/vg/
Gwyndolin poster spotted
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>>6232046

Are you me? Because I had that happen a few weeks back.
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>>6232087
>maki
>>6232088
tfw made both of those posts
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>>6232150
Are you trans?
Why are you going anorexic again babe?
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>tfw your crush asks you to play Rocket League with him and you end up doing the victory goal during overtime on your last game, eliciting multiple "Nice Shot!"s out of him
Senpai noticed me!
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>>6232083
You should watch Fernando Nielsen's videos that it doesn't matter if you have acne scars as long as you have a hot body.

2/10
replied because I feel sorry for you
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>>6232070
Care to give me any pointers?
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>>6232196
no
bc im sad
>>6232211
ye stop eating
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>>6232242
Why are you sad?
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>>6232247
im worthless
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>meet up with guy
>we talk/flirt while walking through city park
>hour into conversation he mentions he has a bf

WTF?

I'm done being gay. You're all whores.
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>>6232289

that can't possibly be real [spoiler] ... rig-ht ?[/spoiler]
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>tfw no beefier top
:(
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>>6232202
>if you have acne scars as long as you have a hot body.

No.

Also my face structure is hideous

>tfw literally no fucking chin
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>>6232289
I ran into this about two weeks ago.

Met a guy through a mutual friend. Talked to him all week, trade pictures, etc. Nothing lewd.

So I ask the guy if he wants to go on a date. He agrees then cuts contact.

Turns out he forgot to mention he was seeing someone and backed out.

I just get so confused by it all, why fuck up a relationship you're just starting with another person?

Plus I have a friend who is constantly getting cheated on by his on/off again boyfriend. I hate to say we gave up on him, but fuck. Sometimes it all becomes too much.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NPcFzYfRo4

Drop it down low, let me feel it in your boipussyhole.

What are you listening to?
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>>6232317
>>6232289
I guess celebacy is the only option now.
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>>6232308
Iktf
>>6232328
Or degeneracy
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>>6232323

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q5y6LJ4gr8
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>>6232264
You're not worthless babe. I don't know you but you can find something that makes you feel worthwhile. Besides you're only going to be sad for a minute. Its friday. Get some alcohol and cheer up. You sound really cute at least tbqh...
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>>6232046
I kinda know that feel
>buy a new place, but it's so big I decide to look for a roommate
>old friend from years and years ago appears
>sure, why not
>he's cliche nerd, but attractive in that whole "twink effeminate" way
>a lot smaller than me and ultra submissive
>after a few months we're basically best friends
>we get hammered one night and I come on to him
>he rejects me
>wake up next morning, "fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. no no no. No fuck it. I can totally play it off like I was drunk, I mean fuck. I was drunk. Sure, this will be easy, god please don't let me fuck this up, please let this work"
>end up not seeing him for a couple days
>fuck, I ruined everything
>he comes back and confesses he loves me
>"what the fuck"
>that was two days ago
>we're now dating
>it's awkward as fuck, but feels kinda good i guess
>i'm typing this on my shitty tablet as he sleeps on my lap
>never felt like this about someone before
>terrified of screwing it up
>also never felt that before
>he's the kind of person that gets super attached to one person and has long, never ending relationships
>this used to annoy me, but now I want it more than anything
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>>6232355
yes i am
+ alcohol = calories
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I moved into my fraternity's house a few days ago and I cant stop jacking off. I feel like I've infiltrated an enemy base. Im not femme but not like totally masc, fuck those labels tho. I feel like I'm exerting gay dominance somehow just by being here. Also these past few months i feel myself becoming wayyy less submissive and more dominant. I think its because Im becoming a man. Idk what to do with all this desire to dominate. So now I'm gunna fuck every mildly faggot in my area (Or maybe just a couple qts over and over). The problem is I'm kind of hot and honestly expect the dude to look to be at my level. Or at least around it. But no one is. No gays even like, mildly attractive around me. Like I see a couple 5/10s and thats it. I want to fuck them.

All my friends are straight men who its difficult to discuss this with. I feel like you guys are the only place where I can have this sort of reflection and communicate it to others who are at my level. If that makes sense. Like these are the problems of hot masc white privileged faggots

Hi everyone.
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>>6232264

We're all worthless compared to the glory of God. Thank you father. Thank you for allowing Yesha to become our saviour. Thank you Jesus for paying the penalty for our sin. I know we are all horrible sinners and deserve to be sentenced to hell forever, but through your sacrifice and blood we are forgiven. Amen.
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>>6232332
Everyone in Vancouver is either a twink or chub or don't lift.
I just wanna someone beefier to snuggle me :(
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>>6232383
god doesnt exist
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>>6232384

why not find a beefy female to snuggle you and dom you
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>>6232376
At least you're not going to be anorexic sweetheart with those calories.


I wish this thread wasnt dead. Its literally covered in my autism.
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Okay guy... Till the part about fwb and 420.

I just want a serious clean bf
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>>6232390

God is dead, I’ve heard it said,
He’s not real, Put him out of your head.
People are starving, And war is real,
The naked are cold, Rich hearts are of steel.

How can you believe, That God is alive?
How can you tell us, “On him we should thrive”?
Woe unto the scoffers, For they do not know,
The Revelation of Christ, Who descended below.

To redeem us from Death, Hell and the Grave,
And for us only, Such a ransom he paid.
For now we can enter, His Heavenly World,
Take part in the majestic, Splendor unfurled.

How can I say, That God is alive?
When next I’m asked, “How could he survive”?
He brought me out, Of a world of sin,
Opened up the gates, That I might enter in.

He healed my body, And let me see,
Into the Spirit of God, He counseled me.
God gave me a vision, Of Joy and Love,
Gave me boldness of a lion, Yet gentleness of a dove.

Took my sick heart, And made it well,
Delivered me also, From a devil’s hell.
Oh yes, I know God’s really alive,
That my body’s a tabernacle, In which he’ll abide.

If I continue my walk, With God in my life,
And not of the world, With it’s envy and strife.
Bend not to the devil, When he makes his demands,
But have order in my living, And be in God’s hands.

Bring the flesh under subjection, Put Love in all things,
The Lord God of Elijah, Such happiness brings.
Is God real, You still can say?
Only A Fool, Will talk that way!
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>>6232377

Oh, you guys will also be able to relate to this pain. Finally I can share this event with others.

>Be college aged faggot who has always been into humiliation and shit like that. Into it from both ends - the whole concept excites me.
>Be frat pledge. frat not that fratty but its still masc dudes, some hot
>Theres like one mildly gay hazing event in the pledging process. Essentially it involves being tied down to a chair in your underwear. Your hands are tired together below the chair. I won't reveal too much shit because Im a paranoid fuck but essentially it involves you getting shots of vodka poured down your throat and whipped cream and hot chocolate sprayed all over ur body
>Excitement.jpg. Scared I'll pop a boner but decide i'll just wear compression shorts under boxers or something
>Its a controversial thing within frat about whether to make pledges do it or not. So the decision of which pledges do it is down to their like big brother person
>Mine decides to pull me out for "moral reasons"
>mfw
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>>6232408
>AVERAGE

Yeah, key word for fat. You'll be in good company then, since you're fat.

Also average in the looks department too. 5/10 wnb
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>>6232332
Yeah, degeneracy sounds a lot better to me.

If you cant beat them, join them!
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>tfw you look like a marshmellow that covered in dog hair.
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>>6232427

Do you have any new insults? At least try for som ecreativity
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>>6232400
rather starve t b h
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>>6232394
Because I'm not straight
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>haven't eaten all day
>browsing /ck/
Ugh, I'll never get anorexia at this rate...
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>>6232431
If you can't beat them, beat them off
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>>6232451

cute :3

I like the scraggly beard.
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>>6232538
thx bby

Im bored tbqh
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>>6232451
Just destroy me
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>>6232529
just stop
make a promise not to eat anything to yourself. and just hold onto that promise.
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>>6232573
I thought you werent into Japanese femboiz
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>>6232602
Japanesw femboys are the only femboys that exist because they are born into anime.
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>>6232089
Snek trap is best trap.
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>>6232600
>tfw you'll never have a pro-ana qt bf who helps you get beautiful by shaming you and withholding sex until you're "pretty enough."
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>>6232648
I wish I was a Japanese girl tbvh but instead GOD made me into a fat hairy MAN with a before average penis. Thanks god...ill never expierence Japanese high school life as a female...
I joined the military PURELY to fight China in case they attack Japan. I did it for them...
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>>6232688
Thats because you watched anime. It wasnt meant for westerners. Its' code name for researchers is tranime because it makes western males transgender and want to be the gril. We havent discovered why yet though.

I was exposed to pokemon as a child but i think by refraining from watching anime the rest of my life i've been resistant to the worst of it.

Sorry you were infected desu
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>>6232685
>implying i would go out with a filthy fat pig like you
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>>6232724
>pokemon
>tfw reminiscing about catching caterpie in viridian forest
>tfw now the only bug chasing I do now as an adult makes me degenerate.
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tfw havent eaten anything for nearly 24hrs now
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>>6232800
Ill give you some beef bby.
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>>6232834
full f o u r i n c h e s of beef
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>>6232842
I got beef in plenty of places and im a marshmellow also.
5652 why are you so back and forth?

Trust you'll be well fed by the time im finished bby grl.
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>>6232842
Oh shit , I almost forgot
Oh sweet Jesus
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>>6232842
>>6232853

All this foreplay. When are you two gonna get down to the dirty anal
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>>6232853
im probably bpd t b h
>>6232858
forget about f o u r i n c h e s ?
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>>6232874
I always thought you were really funny I don't get offended by banter. Im histrionic personality disorder tbqh...its affected my real life insanely.

Plus you have a weird knack of knowing which posts are mine under anon before I left for boot camp. Like you have a ninety five percent success rate. Its weird tbqh.
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>>6232800
good
food is for the weak
become skinny and beautiful like me
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>>6232762
You wouldn't. And I don't deserve anyone like you until I'm good enough.
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>>6232874
Yeah , its just slipped past my mind, not too hard for a piece of small trivia that it is
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>tfw you just want to be manly but your freakishly fast metabolism and lack of body hair always make you look sort of andro-ish
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>>6232939
>freakishly fast metabolism
Lol, no. Just eat more. You're not a special snowflake. How many calories do you eat pr day?
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>>6232947
I eat 3k per day
try me, bitch
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>>6232947
A bit over 3000 mate, I also have medicine that slows my metabolism down.
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>>6232960

but you have a legitimate medical disorder tho
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>>6232889
haha ty
ye bc you are always posting about the same memey bs
>>6232906
>beautiful
lol pls
>>6232925
>small
kek
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>>6232960
glad I'm not the only one with an auschwitz body
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>>6232960
It's a 'hitler posts pictures of himself' episode
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>>6232960
>>6232962
>I eat 3K a day guys
>A-a banana is like 400 right?
>I had milk in my coffee. That's like 250 cals rite dere.
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>tfw fighting fat genes
I'm 6'2" and went from 218 down to 190.

I think my metabolism slowed. So I'm eating carbs again to get stronger in the gym. At least I can fit in to 32" jeans again with no effort.
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>>6232998
Mostly fish and pasta, lad.
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>>6232998
Fucking this.

Skellys eat way less than they think and fatties eat way more than they think.
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>>6232997
y u salty tho
u can lose the weight, hon
I believe in u

>>6233010
I take a food journal
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>>6233017
It's a 'hitler thinks everyone wants to look like a gril' episode

I'm below average weight for men of my height

Not everyone wants to be the little gril, hon
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what ever happened to persianbf? what did you do to him maki?
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>>6233010
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>>6233034
and the average weight is fat af
and t b h you did literally a few months ago
basically what you are doing is being a double reverse tranny by denying your true self
its pretty hard to watch
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>>6232977
I do need to change up the maki shtick tbqh...it works on other generals still but you guys are actually pretty smart. Even im bored of doing it. It doesn't have the same passion as before...

Maybe its a sign that maki needs to settle down and find a long term boyfriend .___.

This anime shits annoying also its so dumb but it gets reactions so idc tbvh.

The DEITY schtick was funny. Its what drove everyone over the edge.

>>6233047
Lol idk what happened to him. I think he posted in march before I left i don't remember.

>>6233017
>i use a food journal

Hitler ss n gomad. I was your size at your age thanks to stimulant and opiate abuse but ss gave me an eating disorder. This is what you need.
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>>6233067
>I was your size at your age
lol you always say this but every single pic i have seen of you has been chub af
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>>6233057
t h i s
niq went from being a tranny to eventually realizing he couldn't transition so now he shits on everyone else so hard to try and make people forget that he was a tranny
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>>6233076
I try to repress my female years...
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>>6233057
>>6233089
I've explained like 50 times, I don't particularly care if you think I'm some tranny repressing meme

When will femgen gb2 femgen
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>>6233104
>When will femgen gb2 femgen
I seem to remember you posting on femgen way back asking me for advice and help
weird
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>>6233104
when will niq stop pretending getting fat means he is becoming a manly man
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>>6233089
>>6233104
Tranny fight!
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>>6233117
No poo for you!
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>>6233110
Why is everything u got on me from forever ago

come on hitler ur better than using outdated memes
>>6233112
When people stop coming onto me IRL and feeding my giant ego

people calling me fat on here rly doesnt effect me self esteem as much as people wanting to fuck me IRL
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>>6233117

Why do you like poop
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>>6233117
Please sniff my straight man poo
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>>6233134

But you aren't straight. Do you have a box containing the shit of a straight man in your room? Under your bed perhaps, instead of a wank bank you got a box of shit.

This place is odd sometimes.
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Hey 5652, who is your favourite poet? This guy is mine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilfred_Owen
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I been taking these probiotics and my poops are fucking flawless. Highly recommended for you faggots.
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>>6233128
well if you like IRL so much why dont you stay in IRL and den you get as much fat slag minge as you want but you are posting here 24/7
>>6233151
walt whitman??? idk not really into literature
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>>6233144

Jesus

>>6233151

Wilfred Owen is based, and was tutored by my favourite Siegfried Sassoon
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>>6233139
Gaygens pretty normal tbvh compared to mtfg.
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How to acquire bf
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>>6233212

I'll be your bf
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>>6233212
stop being fat and/or not white and/or over 30.

then ur set breh.
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>>6233139
>This place is odd sometimes.
>coming from the cishet white male on /lgbt/
Pot meet kettle.
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>>6233221
I meet all those criterion but where do I find them tho or how do they find me
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>>6233226

Hi kettle. Show me your kettle penis. My, that is a strong handle and sturdy stout you have there. Mind if I polish them a little?

>>6233239

Grinch please
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>>6233235
Don't know what to tell you then.

Maybe move to a place where there are a lot of faggots.
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>>6233261

Grinch

Please
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>>6233246
>Hi kettle. Show me your kettle penis.
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>>6233270

Isn't that a common homosexual greeting?
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>>6233253
I live near a lot of faggots I just don't go outside enough
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>>6233276

No, Grinch, please
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>>6233277
No. Being a kettlesexual is completely different.
But you probably don't know because you're a hateful ignorant bigot.
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>>6233295

Please teach me the error of my ways
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>>6233292
Either you are fat and don't realize it or you are the chosen one.
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>>6233303
I used to be fat but i'm not anymore
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>>6233302
>kill self
>???
>profit
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>>6232367
just talk with him when things are wrong. If you want to be together for a long time you gotta learn to deal with each others issues. You have to be willing to go though the flames for him and yourself. Be consistent, keep your promises even if it hurts and don't be a fuckwit. What you have sounds great anon, good luck.
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>tfw cocaine comedowns


Rubbing your face is the best feeling ever sometimes.
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>>6232423
AUTISM
U
T
I
S
M
:the post
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>>6233333
quints dont lie 2bh
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>>6233373
This is literally the first time I have ever posted on gaygen and then I immediately get quints. hmmm, maybe I need to come here more often. also, I like me which helps. Heyooooooo anyone still in this thread, usually I kill threads by posting. Hope we can be gay cockloving friends together.
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>>6233373

3 + 3 + 3 + 3 + 3 = 15 ___ 1 + 5 = 6

SATAN LIES!
SATAN IS THE FATHER OF LIES!
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>>6233392
*like men
soz, muh narcissism
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>>6233396
6. the number of the beast.
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>>6233406
>6
BEGONE SATAN

>>6233392
Welcome :3333
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>>6233411
why is everyone worried about being fat in this thread?
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>>6233392
Hey , you wanted a cock lover
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>>6233479
why would you want to be fat
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>>6233480
depends on whose offering I guess.
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>>6233479
Because people like Hitler are anorexic & narcissistic and believe that anyone over 110lbs is fat.

Honestly just ignore it, its literally just a meme at this point.
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>>6233508
I don't. I like your tummy though, I would enjoy having a stomach like yours. How to into nice tummy?
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>>6233527
just read your post, literally to late to take back other post. Also, i feel like I should use a name, do I literally just put it into the name bar.
Also, everyone put forward a suggestion for my name. I'll pick the best one
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>>6233527
>its literally just a meme
u just say that cause ur fat tho

>>6233529
Cardio and exercises that tone the waist and core
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>>6233524
I am and I'm a super kawaii twink like everyone else on gg
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>>6233542
Cumslut 2k16

>>6233549
>u just say that cause ur fat tho
according to your extremely biased viewpoint :^)

http://www.psypost.org/2016/05/selfie-takers-tend-overestimate-attractiveness-study-finds-42987
Did you read this btw? Thought of you as soon as I saw it.
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>>6233559
kek
yeah I saw it in the chat
but I think it's more than just me that thinks you're maybe a bit overweight
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>>6233568
your faggot discord and tc buddies opinions' are worth less than yours xox
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>>6233549
k. I already gym, but nuthin wrong with adding some extra cardio on top of what I already do. Thank.
>>6233555
Umm, sorry. I've already got a cutie lined up IRL. I wanna ask him out on the uni holidays and then do cute things with him. also he can reject me and I can just fall into a vicious cycle of alcohol and masturbation for the entire holidays.
>>6233559
First suggestion, please anyone, something better. I'll also take suggestions that make me laugh.
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>>6233594
Are you a girl?
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>>6233578
>anyone who disagrees with me is wrong and their opinions mean nothing to me!
; ^ )
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>>6233610
Absolutely spot on.
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>>6233594
But I'd Fuck you guaranteed buddy
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>>6233605
I can be fur u bb
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>>6233620
but your probably disgusting m8. I akready have a known target. Thanks but no thanks, fuk off internet skank
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>>6233641
Enjoy crippling alcoholism bud
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>>6233622
You already have someone irl tho...
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>>6233652
I'm working up the nerve to ask someone IRL. Can you come up with a name for me. Rugby has already made one. Give me a girly one only you can come up with.
>>6233647
Thanks, will do
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>>6233668
Don't a fucking name fag ffs, you desperate whore
We have too many as it is
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>>6233668
Isabelle heather Samantha Jewell are my favorite girl names.

A meme name just pick something random and stick with it. Simple ones are the best.

Candy would be funny.
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>tfw bf keeps getting mad when I don't "reply" to his texts that don't prompt a reply at all

JESUS CHRIST DO I HAVE TO MESSAGE YOU ALL DAY GOD DAMN
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>>6233687
k
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>>6233705
Yes you should. Not replying is for guys you want to flake on.
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>>6233668
Jack.
>>
the consensus so far is:
Cumslut 2k16
Candy
Jack
Dunno, I'm thinking I might just continue to shitpost anonymously for now. One day though, a glorious trip will be born from my cocoon mode shitposting.
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>>6233763
Kys is a good one use that
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>>6233735
you're a bitch.
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>>6233771
kek'd thanks anon
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Which tripfag is the worst?
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>>6233836
rugby
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>>6233836
(you)
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>>6233836
me
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>>6233836
All of them.
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I found rugbys Dad.
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Who is the hottest tripfag?
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>>6234056
me
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>>6232960
>anorexic skeletons
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>goy

Guess Jewish bfs do exist
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WHOOOO OHHH I'M HALF WAY THERE
OHHHH OHHHH LIVING ON A PRAYERRRR
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>>6234167
>G0Y (G-ZERO-y) is a guy who finds men attractive, but (for whatever reason) is offended by the stigmas that currently define the 'gay community' in the public psyche.
>Behaviorally: Anal-sex is innately shunned by g0ys - as it represents the ultimate form of sexual disrespect whether male/male or male/female.
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>>6234207
Woof
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>>6234167

G0Y (G-ZERO-y) is a guy who finds men attractive, but (for whatever reason) is offended by the stigmas that currently define the 'gay community' in the public psyche. A G0Y recognizes that the "gay-male" community tends to embrace every gender-bending act, fetish & affectation; --And include those things in the general specter of the image that "gay" projects publicly. As an example look up gay pride parade on Google and you will see many examples of the associations that the word gay represents. G0YS reject those associations completely & consider it a form of prejudice against men who love men.

from urbandictionary....has entirely different meaning

He's basically masc 4 masc, and is against the gay community supporting gender benders, trannies, etc. We're all basically g0ys on here.
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