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Previous thread >>6173354
first for korra is amazing
>>6174616
>liking apes
>>6174616
n-no you <3
>>6174616
Well, that's just the sweetest.
I second that motion.
Oh, yeah, I was going to sing for MtFG today, wasn't I, I'd better get on that.
4th for im ugly
>>6174616
You and Korra are pretty cute, it makes the thread a lot nicer when you're here :3
First for being microagressioned is the shit! I almost feel like a trugirl™
>>6174609
Who dat maggie?
>>6174608
Its kinda like when ur nose is stopped up or when ur conjested desu.
nth for you know you don't look like a girl because mirror and anything else is filthy hugboxing and not helping anyone
>>6174618
Tfw I'm a hon for life
>>6174621
Iktf
>>6174623
Melly's dog
>>6174614
I don't understand desu
>>6174626
I might need to look up the score. Has anyone here heard the Castle of Dromore?
>>6174626
Name is ironic
>>6174630
Angie, what's your biggest fetish?
>>6174635
basic dang it girl its time we had a talk
>>6174573
If you like Ito you should definitely check out I Am A Hero. It's probably the best zombie-apocalypse story I've ever come across.
And if you like psychedelic stuff, check out Ultra Heaven. It's the best manga I've ever read, desu. Not my favorite, but definitely the best.
Zetman is also really good.
There's a lot of good mango out there
>>6174617
>liking kind hearted people that aren't bitter name calling anons
feels good :D
>>6174619
lets, truth or dare :D you can ask me first, i pick dare. >///<
>>6174620
>sweetest.
t-thank you <3
you're really nice to us.
hearing you sing would be really nice!!
>>6174622
>makes the thread a lot nicer when you're here :3
t-thats just cause korra is really kind and sweet and, >,< and like you're nice too :)
>>6174603
I'm just a psychopath with BDD, ADHD, an addiction to stimulants, and a wrench. Call me what you will but I'm happiest in a shop.
>>6174614
>implying I'm not still doing it
I'm just cross faded AF all the time. Its good at numbing all feels except dysphoria. But also, driving offroad makes you feel like driving on rainbow road
>>6174618
...had to stop electro and can't afford ffs until maybe maybe 2017 maybe.
Imma hon out for a while.. Maybe just revert to repressive boymode.
>mtfg thinks I'm doing well just because I can post literately whilst under heavy drug influence in an industrial environment
>>6174613
omg Scoganon you're reccing me media faster than I can consume them
>>6174636
You don't want to know.
>>6174643
I dunno man ; - ; You have good taste. It's rare to come across people who actually bother with this stuff.
And what is Scoganon supposed to mean? Sounds like an aquatic life form tbhfam
>>6174641
I would but I just clocked on at work but def tomorrow! <3
>>6174634
No, sorry :c
>>6174635
Oh, lol.
>>6174641
Well, you're right about Korra, and I also like having you here! The both of you together is lots more cute than either apart v.v
Thanks for calling me nice, I try!
>>6174642
Don't repress, repression is very bad, and I don't think you're a bad looking hon if you're a hon at all. Sorry about the electro, I hope you're able to start it again and kill off all your facial hair forever <3
>>6174637
heck yes
>>6174628
I still don't understand at all what that step is about. It's not like my resonance changes at all if I pinch my nose shut. Pic related is what a lot of the steps in these voice practice things feel like.
>>6174607
Can't they? I'm probably going to come across as some sort of avid zoophile but I'm pretty sure at least some animals can signal when they're in heat and want to fucc, that behavior is natural to them. As long as the animal is not being restrained or something or mistreated in other ways I just don't see it as being that harmful. I mean, humans use animals as slave labor basically all the time yet that's seen as acceptable even tho the animal never had a say in it.
Either way people should just buy their animal dicks in the form of dildos, no ambiguous morality there
>>6174645
I really do.
Could she be mtf?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-DDbXh1MYc
I feel full after watching this.
>>6174642
you honestly have very feminine eyes
>>6174649
That's fine, I learn by ear anyway, and I got it recorded.
My voic, MtFG, for you, no matter how much I hate it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jistT10uLm
>>6174648
>tfw korra going to work, and can't talk to her till tomorrow :(
>>6174649
>together is lots more cute than either apart
thank youu >,<
>>6174653
ever tried the gargling trick?
>>6174646
It's a portmanteau of Scogin (as in Josh) and anon. idk I just wanted you to know I recognized you.
>>6174662
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jistT10uLm
I'll listen when I get back, gotta take my final
take care!
>>6174653
Ye but there's grey areas everywhere because human interpretation and so on
Either way I'm okay with animal stuff
>>6174353
A hamburger and chips is 650 calories, that's better then most homecooked foods
They don't have McRib in Europe
>>6174672
Good luck!
I'll leave it up for as long as people want, and I have it saved in case I need to upload it again.
>>6174353
Also my aunt told me that in America the large coke at McDonalds is basically a tub. I laughed my ass off, is this actually true?
>>6174669
>all these different techniques yet I don't see them listed in the OP
Do explain please :o
>>6174653
Are you trying to justify horse fucking? This kind of talk is not good for our image.
http://xchangepill.tumblr.com
How does this make you feel?
>>6174653
>Finns desiring to mate with animals
You know the Swedes are going to have a field day with this, right?
>>6174676
>Don't have mcrib in europe
>mfw germany is no longer part of europe.
>>6174671
Oh. Hah, now I feel stupid for not assuming that in the first place.
I like it, Scogin is a cute.
Are you going to any good concerts this year btw?
>>6174682
ill explain u on stim
>>6174653
people like you are why i'm terrified to say i'm trans
>>6174684
Bad about humanity
>>6174609
tbqh /mtfg/, can you be trutrans listening to male-ish music? what kind of music is trutrans approvied? and in general what music do you listen to
i tend to listen to triphop, rap with the occasional deathgrips or jazz/pop music from the 20's 30's
>>6174684
mmm...definitely worth the wait...
>>6174656
Every girl you know could be mtf
>>6174685
Nobody in my country really knows or cares what goes on in the continent.
>>6174649
>>6174659
>>6174661
Repression is great, so are drugs.
I need my own pod where amazon delivers my food and groceries and I can just tinker alone all day... And have people come to cuddle me every night.
'The hon lair'
>>6174663
Ayy bb. Lol
I used to race off road, you might poop
>>6174687
I was supposed to go see Ghost with some friends on Monday but I completely forgot about it. I actually go to very few concerts, I'm a hermit type out of laziness/apathy.
>>6174693
There's "male music" now? dafuq?
>jazz/pop music from the 20's 30's
*tips fedora*
>>6174688
Oki
>>6174683
>>6174685
>>6174689
No I'm not into animals, I'm just saying that of all the animal abuse out there someone wanting to get fucked by a dog is pretty much whatever-tier. I don't see why it's seen as such a big deal, kinda like >>6174533 said. I knew people are going to jump into conclusions and think I'm a zoophile, sigh.
>>6174700
ive heard it said, here and in other trans threads, thts why im curious.
>>6174701
>having a dog fuck you is whatever
STILL CAN'T SLEEP
[SCREEEEEEEEE]
>>6174707
>taking quotes out of context
Internet never changes
>>6174692
So we can bond!
Who wants to play :o
Truth or Dare?
:)
reply to be asked/dared. :)
>>6174642
hope you feel better
>>6174703
Idk, i don't have agp
>>6174711
*raises hand*
>look like man, not ready to be out and open about being a tranny
>Shopping with gf yesterday
>Walk past full body mirror and realize my tits are entirely noticeable and prominent
what do /mtfg/? How do I hide the boobies
>>6174698
Ghost as in Ghost B.C.? o_O
These guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dxr5sKyK8ys
That's mighty old school. D'you also dig Judas Priest and Iron Maiden and the like?
I know the hermit feel though, let some really amazing opportunities fly past me. At The Drive In was playing their reunion tour near me but I decided not to go because work and whatnot.
But going to Rock am Ring in a month with a couple of friends. Really looking forward to Black Sabbath and Tenacious D.
You ever been to a festival? And then decided its not for you. Or is it you would rather not make the experience?
>>6174711
Truth, I guess. I have some secrets I have to keep because of legal reasons, but I'm not ashamed. Yet.
>>6174713
>passing this good
i hate you, in a good way.
>>6174711
>:o :) :)
>>6174716
Dress like Girl/Andro? so it doesnt look out of place?
>>6174711
Hot damn I want to play but I haven't shaved and every dare is gonna be "post pic of x" ughhhhhh
>>6174713
Kek.
But you sure are gorgeous
>>6174711
give me a dare
Ghost BC is fucking amazing.
>Bestiality
disgusting.
>>6174711
Truth?? Next time dare.
>>6174720
Well, you're here now. You can relax. Want to talk about stuff?
>>6174711
truth tbqh
>be hungry
>sniff food
I love how well this works
>>6174721
>Passing
lol
>>6174711
Truf
>>6174711
truth
>>6174711
Dare tho.
>>6174730
can't relax.
still want to commit suicide.
still romanticizing the idea of hanging myself.
I saw a picture of me and chelsea sticking our tongues out in a skype call.
I burst out crying and haven't stopped for 20 mins now.
Im broken.
>>6174711
fuck it why not
truth
>>6174711
Truth i guess
I'm going to kiss pizzaslut
nth for being clocked on dates
>>6174717
Oh yeah, I forgot they changed their name. I'm not a *huge* fan of the music, I just wanted to go because I heard they put on a hell of a show. I like the oldschool heavy metal sometimes, but lately when I've tried to listen to it it just feels really cheesy. The Trooper was one of the first songs I learned on guitar.
I'd like to go to a festival... I hear it's really easy to find drugs at them.
>>6174711
truth
>>6174741
AGP is beyond real. pic related.
>>6174742
Hey, hey, It's gonna be ok. Do you want to add me on skype? I use Cpl_Punhism3nt
Listen, I need you to focus on the present OK? name 5 things you can see around you.
>>6174711
truth
>>6174724
>Dress like Girl/Andro?
I look too much like a man for that
>>6174744
you can tell it's a classic because of the artifacts
>>6174756
>picking on early hrt photos
Getting std tested
>>6174748
>//////<
>>6174750
clocked as a hot girl, you mean ;)
how was it?
>>6174735
unless that pic wasnt you, stop lieing to yourself. Also nice tats.
>>6174763
It takes work HRT cant make miracles you have to work to become the person you want to be i know its cliche but its true i went full time before hrt and i was happy *at first* *pic related*
>>6174765
no, just kayla. how new are you? i've always had an issue with them.
>>6174711
Truth
>>6174741
>it's just that it's not a good look so I avoid associating with those kind of people.
That's probably where the AGP meme comes from too, people not wanting to associate transfolk that have even slightly kinky/different sexualities even if though that has nothing really to do with trans. We got a pretty big image problem to begin with so I don't blame you for not wanting to make it any worse
>>6174761
bed
chelsea was going to be here with me
my desk
it has the stuffed animal chelsea gave me on it
my computer
self explanatory.
another gift thingy chelsea gave to me
and the necklace i was gonna give chelsea
i want to die
i miss her
i want her to be mine
im in love with her
what can i even hold onto
it hurts to just be friends with her
i need someone to hold onto
i need someone to love me and say im important that i know irl
>>6174777
Hey now, we just had an argument about this 2 days ago, let's not bring it up again so soon.
>>6174777
Not new at all.
You're just a faggot.
And Kayla is the homegirl.
>>6174771
i get mixed pronouns desu i dont think im passing or will ever but its only been 11 months so its hard to say
>>6174716
Sports bra. Don't bind that damages them.
>>6174718
If fucking horses is your thing then more power to you.
>>6174733
We keep getting dragged into it by bullshit such as world wars and the EU. You're right we should have surrendered London to Hitler and moved the capital to Sydney. Now the empire is gone so it's too late we're stuck here for good.
>>6174782
Okie dokie. Now, 4 things you can hear?
>>6174754
Oh damn, that's quite the song to start out with. My first song on bass was Woman by Wolfmother. I remember the struggle keeping up the speed.
And it depends on the festival and the country the festival is in. Festivals in Germany are "rather" clean and regulated. You'd have to put an effort in to search to find the drugsters.
But I've been to a festival in Belgium, and holy balls you can get anything from almost anyone there. Cocaine, shrooms, acid and whatnot. It's really loose and casual there.
You do heavy drugs?
>>6174711
Truth
>>6174775
Yeah but I'm a self-aware person who doesn't live in magical fairy land where peoples judgement can't hurt me, and I'm significantly too manly to be able to reasonably justify wearing womens clothes in public.
I need at least 10 (You)s rn pls
>>6174777
Lmao fuck off. Kayla is the best
>>6174794
(you) are at work are (you) not?
>>6174715
truth or dare?
>>6174719
How old were you when you first kissed someone?
>>6174720
>Truth.
what was your favorite kids show growing up? spongebob, powerpuff girls etc
>>6174722
s-sorry >,<
>>6174725
I dare you to look up 'rule 34+mother's first name' and post it
>>6174727
I dare you to post a picture of you with a shoe balancing on your head.
>>6174729
how many dicks have you sucked?
>>6174732
Most embarassing 10 seconds of your life?>>6174736
why did you get into playing music?
>>6174738
biggest fear
>>6174739
post pic of yourself with ears pulled out as wide as they go :P
>>6174746
hahaha, i already gave you dare
>>6174747
when did you get first tattoo?
>>6174751
i dare you to go watch 2 girls 1 cup
>>6174755
why do you hate people that aren't depressed/don't take them seriously?
>>6174762
how many countries have you slept with? like if you've slept with spanish, japanese, australian, = 3
>>6174778
have you ever thought about a family member sexually in ANY capacity?
That was way more responses than i expected >,<
>>6174794
You
hi >>6174794
>>6174703
>pic related
>>6174710
Ok, I like to ogle the girls in the Sears catalog
>>6174793
then try andro idk what else to tell you but you can try make up as well watch youtube tutorials till your eyes bleed
>>6174788
your face passes really good imo, your body is a bit not matching but once your boobs grow out i think you can be stealth.
but hey im no expert, but id trade faces ;-;
>>6174770
No, I'm actually pretty sure he thinks I have a dick.
Otherwise the evening went well. He asked me out on a proper date so I'm looking forward to that.
>>6174792
<3 you special special girl
>>6174792
whats the weirdest sexual fetish you have?
>>6174802
..or just let us drink antifreeze
>>6174795
ok kayla :^)
>>6174784
if kayla is the homegirl here i'll flush my fucking meds.
>>6174797
did i fucking come back to bizarro /mtfg/?? 2 months ago they were unanimously hated and told to get out every single thread they refused to stop posting in and now we're cool w the compulsive liar and fetishist?? ok then.
>>6174805
Ok, that's good. Keep focusing on the senses, and what's around you ok? I need you to tell me 3 things you can feel or touch.
>>6174798
21 Got the Tengu Mask on my thigh im 25 now filled up pretty quickly
look at you! If you cant stand up you can't do war!
/mtfg/ I dont wanna burn my head again but i have no other hats, is it a bad idea to wear a trump hat to my gardening/weeding job?
>>6174798
likeee 7? unless you count every part of a caucasian person's ethnicity. in which case prob 15 lmao
Has anyone here flown with a male id?
I'm flying tomorrow and I don't want the TSA to molest me.
>>6174798
most embarrasing 10 seconds would be when i told my friend im trans, he seemed suprisingly ok with it, next day i go to school and everyone is laughing at me, poking at me, and in the back i see him snickering to another mutual friend and pointing at me, the 'freak'....
great days , i was never really embarresed aside from that
>>6174794
(You)
>>6174794
good morning (You)
>>6174791
Yeah, I spent a lot of time struggling with a metronome my first couple years. I do 'em when I can. "LSD," shrooms, MDMA, and hydrocodone so far. I've had opportunities to try cocaine but I wasn't interested.
>plays bass
+100 coolness points
>>6174798
fuuck ok
rule34-data-009.paheal
net/_images/423a9f467b801c73a12e27d5e9e01b35/742683%20-%20CyborgBLUE%20Renee%20The_Simpsons.jpg
>>6174801
HAHAHAHAHA
I love you, Angie
I'm glad we had this chat<3
Negative for hiv
>>6174812
my keyboard
my pillow
my trackpad
grounding doesnt help me much.
i have been in extensive therapy and this has always just made me more anxious.
i just want to die.
>>6174818
If you haven't had SRS then its better to have a male ID so they don't pat you down.
If you have a female ID then the situation is worse and they need to pat you down since it will detect a mass in between your legs that cis women don't have.
>>6174816
>is it a bad idea to wear a trump hat to my gardening/weeding job?
proabbly, cant you get a hat from maya or amy?
>>6174798
>How old were you when you first kissed someone?
Oh gods, now that's a story. I learned the proper technique for a full french kiss at 11.
I was living in a penthouse apartment at the time, which was awful because I could feel the place swaying all the time. Not a good time in my life, but then I did discover that there were some other kids living in the tenements nearby and we all grouped up. Of course, one day, the leader of the group, a sweet african girl named... Savanah I think it was? Anyway, in a situation, bizarrely like this we were playing truth or dare, and she dared me to kiss her. Of course, I told her I didn't know how and she proceeded to give me a very thorough education on the matter. It is one of the cringiest things I've ever had done to me. She was two years older than me too.
>>6174798
>post a picture
But I don't want to be insulted by anons. :'(
>>6174808
Why you think that tho?
Was he nice, perfect gentleman, you gonna slip him the tongue?
>>6174818
i want to know this too
>>6174809
Uh
Tg transformation
I-Its a pretty agp fetish ./////.
>>6174818
they didnt care in germany or thailand
>>6174832
We dont really have other hats .-.
>>6174818
related: i have a female ID now, will the scanner flag me if I'm tucked?
>>6174830
Hey now. It's helpful to me. It lets me build up a picture of what you're like, and how I can help you. Can I get you to list two things you can taste?
You're doing well. I can see you're getting just a little calmer. Do you want me to join in?
>>6174816
I wouldn't
convenience stores might sell one for a couple of dollars if you have time
>>6174756
I repressed because of the AGP meme until one day I got depressed and lost my sex drive and guess what? I still wanted to be a girl independent of my desire to be plowed.
>>6174779
I am working on a product that I think (I hope) will make a big splash on the market. As well as the $$$ part of me wants it to succeed just to show that trans people can do good things too. It really does make a difference, for example whenever someone is saying gays destroy the world just mention that Ian McKellen is a cool guy and that usually shuts them up.
>>6174798
>biggest fear
It's between never finding someone for a real, loving relationship, and just dying before I can fix things in my life.
>>6174844
what about canada?
okay that wasnt funny, sorry, can you stop somewhere on the way to work and get one?
>>6174818
I've flown with a male ID and still got gendered female at the scanner and flagged for having a penis.
>>6174803
idk my body is fine desu and as good as itll prolly ever be aside from bigger boobs >>6174810
id rather you not desu
I'm worried about me being a man who has tits. I will be tucking too. How do you stealthily ask people not to say "SIR" as loud as they can when they see your id? I'm flying to Chicago and then PDX
>>6174793
My entire wardrobe is andro leaning girls clothes. I'm a self aware person who lives in a fucking shit city in the roughest part. I'm manly af looking. I get abuse for it. It's up to you whether it's worth it or not.
>>6174794
Hi
>>6174798
>why did you get into playing music?
Because I was a little edgy faggot and wanted to play punk music. But idk some friends had started and I kind of followed. Probably the reason I kept it up and good remotely ok was that I lived in the middle of nowhere, with no internet til I was like 17. I'd only see my friends a couple times a month. So I had nothing better to do.
>>6174818
They just gawk at you weird and they're trained to use female pronouns & "thank you, miss x"
I did it 2 weeks ago
>>6174847
nope
Im already there (fifteen mins early) and town is like 10 mins away
Turns out they can't kick you out if they're never at home. All I've done today is call my doctor about depression, call my old counsellor about booking a session, contact the job centre to look at my employment options and book a new laser consultancy. The amusing thing here is my mother works for the same organisation as my counsellor, who do counselling services and care for the mentally ill in the community. Her kicking her depressed transsexual daughter out on the street is not going to look good with her new job. Not a smart move there
>>6174848
ok, but that's just you? there's many cases of actual AGP, you just weren't one of them.
>>6174798
Hahahahaha! Fuuuuuck! Oh shit. I guess I asked for it.
When I was trying to convince the 1st psych I went to about my transgenderism (when I was 15) he said I wasn't truetrans™ but that I had an unresolved oedipal complex. When I asked him what that was, he told me and I almost puked. But he made me think about my mom in a sexual way.
Ugh what about you, truth or dare?
>>6174819
Annnnd just like that I'm repressing again
>>6174828
Now will you unhook me?
I don't deserve this shabby treatment
>>6174855
Present female.
I'm serious.
They have to treat you as such.
And have women pat you down if necessary
I had a girl do just the same
>>6174835
Conversation was animated, the evening was enjoyable, and he was honestly a perfect gentleman apart from joking about being glad that he had no dick pics for the NSA to monitor, then jokingly asking me if I had any.
So yeah, pretty sure he knows I'm a trannu
>>6174811
Yeah but she never will leave so just put up with her or ignore her. I dont like her much either but shes still a person and she probably deals with enough shit already.
>>6174861
>there's many cases of actual AGP
AGP is a faulty concept, it misinterprets how human sexuality functions. it just doesnt work.
theres a lot of degenerates and fetishists, but none of them are AGP
>>6174865
unhook you?
>>6174858
>I'll do Truth, if you're still asking.
okeee, ummm. tell meeee your favorite alcoholic beverage and why :D and if you don't drink then post a pic of your dream partner?
>>6174834
>But I don't want to be insulted by anons. :'(
errr okay, lets see, i dare you to not say or think anything self deprciating for 24 hours >,<
>>6174859
ask a coworker if they have a spare in their car. my dad always carries a spare
>>6174798
I don't hate people that aren't depressed per se, I hate it when they are endlessly cheerful around me.
>post "tfw no friends"
>1 reply of "lol loser"
>someone else posts "goin shopping with the girlies! yay!"
>50 replies of "omgzz me too! best friends 4 eva!"
Ugh.
>>6174870
Someone drew me i can kinda see the resemblance
>>6174874
>nazi elf girl
phie pls
>>6174870
Literally the nicest person ever.
Someone anybody could love.
She is the biggest sweetheart
She has the nicest lips and the softest touch.
Everything about her is amazing, and she couldn't upset anyone one bit.
I love her so much and it fucking hurts goddammit
i need to go
im crying too badly now
>>6174883
lmao you'll fit in perfectly around here
>>6174875
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dpdgSKVsFu8
>>6174871
>then jokingly asking me if I had any.
maybe he meant pics from other guys? or he just made a really autistic joke that he would have asked a cis girl
>>6174871
you sure he didn't mean like because you're hot and many guys would send you dick pics? Or even implying you were trans but not because he actually thought it, but just because lol trannies?
Surely if he was a nice guy he wouldn't make a joke like that if he did genuinely have suspicions?
>>6174864
>>6174866
>>6174830
>>6174841
>>6174852
>>6174857
Thank you
>>6174887
Well alright Isla, I should still be on when you get back ok? I want to continue talking with you, you seem nice.
>>6174863
dont, those friends where shitty anyway. since ive lost all of them i decided theres nothing better to do than just transition. Which is what i did a few days after that. Now im glad it happened - transitioned at 15, 4 years ago.
>>6174891
sigh
you and your love of the simpsons
>>6174886
<3 <3 <3
theres another one
here >>6174851
but I dont have any more :<
>>6174826
Oh wow, I've never done anything harder than weed before, and I don't even do that regularily (like once a month when I in high school) anymore.
How often is "when you can" at the moment?
And I even started out with the bass. God knows why. But I consider myself fairly decent by now. Trying to get into jazz bass though, and that's just not going good.
>>6174880
I adore absinthe. High alcohol content and the delightful flavour of anise really help me melt into my seat and let go of my cares, if only for a short while.
>>6174798
Two both from when i was molested/raped
Ok wow time to go after that..
>>6174893
>have you ever used, sexually, a non sexual fruit/vegatable? like cucumber as dildo
Oh crud I think I'm too boring of a person to play this game. No, no I haven't.
>>6174880
i dare you to not say or think anything self deprciating for 24 hours >,<
>>6174798
>post pic of yourself with ears pulled out as wide as they go :P
Image coming after chores.
>>6174911
>I adore absinthe.
great taste
we used to drink that all the time. sadly its really expensive
>>6174913
Vanilla. Really Puru, I expected more from my Daughteru!
(not really)
Negative for syphalis. I just peed in a cup
>>6174912
i'm so sorry ;(
T.T
>>6174880
So how about yourself? Truth or dare
>>6174905
ill have to save some for you then when I get home, but until then
auf wiedersehen :)
>>6174819
>trusting people
I preemptively ditched everyone I knew no matter how nice they were before coming out to prevent this sort of thing from happening.
>>6174893
Ok! Describe your wierdest (strange or cringey) sexual fantasy!
:p (I was hoping you'd go for a dare, tho)
>>6174924
auf wiedersehen :3
have a good day bby <3
>>6174893
Sorry 'bout that, I was dealing with something else. You want truth or dare?
>>6174894
That's honestly kind of grasping at straws I think. The simplest explanation is that he thinks I have a dick so I'm going to have to go with that.
>>6174899
>Surely if he was a nice guy he wouldn't make a joke like that
But I've not seen anything that would suggest he isn't actually a nice guy though, I've at least been acquainted with him for a few months now. This is Alberta, some people legitimately don't know any better and I don't hold it against them.
>>6174869
Thanks.
>>6174909
>Trying to get into jazz bass though, and that's just not going good.
Why not? All the jazz (not very much) I've listened to has had pretty rhythmically simples walking basslines. I guess it could be hard to remember the chords, or if you're trying to improvise instead of recite it could be difficult... And my playing would fall apart if there were any bass solos.
I haven't done anything besides weed and opiates for... probably over a year at this point. Drugs are hard to find when you don't have many connections.
>tfw voice so low everything I say sounds sarcastic
What do?
>>6174911
>not benzodiazepines
>not opiates
you dont know greatness senpai.
>>6174939
Sing in your highest falsetto.
>>6174899
>dick pics
Do all men do this? It freaks me out. I'll see your dick when I'm ready.
>>6174940
absinthe is for fun with friends, Id never share opis or benzos tho.
M I N E
>>6174934
idk bbe
Again, if he did think you're a tranny, and was the sort of guy to make a joke like that....well, surely he wouldn't want to be *with* a tranny anyway? I hope you're wrong because I think you're beautiful :)
>>6174934
>the simplest explanation is that he believes i am a member of less than 1% of the human population which most people never see or encounter
>the simplest explanation is not that he believes i have been sent images of penises something which 99% of the female population encounter
>>6174903
>15
Hahaha I'm 22. No just no
>>6174945
Hmmmm. Let's see. What's the worst wound you ever suffered? If that brings back bad memories, What was the last meal you cooked?
>>6174944
Well, not all men, but if you hot then you're more likely to get more interest ergo more dick pics, right?
>>6174917
Yeah. Until I'm done with saving for face surgery, I'm sticking to relatively young Porto for my booze fix, but I'm treating myself to an evening at our best local absinthe bar when that's done.
Like an immediate reward for a long, painful wait.
>>6174925
Same senpai. We in this together
>>6174904
It's all I have
>>6174952
i've been cut by a group of people, like 7 or 8 times, and i have scars to show for it :( people are savage, specifically males
>>6174938
Can you play this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOWNkZrkLfk
>>6174952
>What's the worst wound you ever suffered?
I'm gonna intrude and mention that the sound of hearing something in my jaw tearing as the dentist pulled my wisdom teeth out of my face was pretty terrifying
>>6174946
you're thinking exactly the right way :) sharing amphetamine > sharing alcohol tho
>>6174960
You've got me, bbe
I'll never let you go
>>6174944
I only show my peepee when we're dating and they ask to see it, I'd imagine that's how most people do it
why am i so sleepy?
>>6174966
Remembering Mingus is actually why I threw in the part about solos. The song is blocked but I'm sure I couldn't
>>6174971
cause you haven't been fucked in months. its getting to you. literally you survive on the energy you suck from men.
>>6174949
OK fine when you put it that way maybe I am being paranoid. My reaction probably wasn't exactly smooth though, that was about the only point in the evening where the only thing I could really do was stammer and blush.
Come to think of it, like a week ago he asked how I dealt with sexism in gaming when I used to be into FPS, so maybe you're right.
>>6174947
I don't have a lot of worry about if he wouldn't want to be with a tranny, we ripped on SJWs later in the evening and I may have poked here and there to find out more about his stance on lgbt issues.
>>6174974
>Dollface is a 21st century succubus
it's all coming together...
>>6174912
WOW
>>6174886
Gem hi! You are nice
