headpat edition
▶Informed consent providers:https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
▶Trans Info Dump:http://pastebin.com/h1vLPxyV
▶Beginner makeup resources:http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
▶Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
▶Transition timelines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
▶Voice Training:http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge
▶HRT info:https://web.archive.rg/web/0000000000000http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
▶Voice Help:
http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
▶IRC:https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
▶Zeemaps:https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1843968
old thread >>6137570
Let's pat our heads girls!~
>>6138684
i like this op
tfw no headpats for another week
>>6138685
>How you look and act defines your gender
no sorry that's not how brain structures work
but let's assume it does
highheels are originally male
thus everyone wearing them is now a man
same with makeup
Does anyone have experience with voice surgery?
What type of surgery was it and how are the results?
First for calling everyone a Slut! Helloooo sluts!
https://discord.gg/0jCp5pochww4UBCv
>got my new furniture all delivered
>apartment set up and looking nice
n-now I just need friends for a housewarming party
anyone want to come? we can play board games and I'll make pizza!
I guess it wasn't meant to be. Oh well. No transition for me.
>>6138691
the last headpat I received was in highschool just before I stopped being cute and short and became a giant sad man creature
>>6138684
I can share some, I suppose.
Well, finally got to see my lab results so that I could determine that my endo is...not quite up to speed.
I've got barely more estradiol in my system than a post-menopausal woman (which she described as "good") and she didn't think to order DHT or free hormone tests.
>>6138693
voice surgery is so terrible you can't talk for like a month, and you won't be able to sing, voice is just a matter of practice. just sit down and spend countless hours and abandon your guy voice, so long as you try and hold on to using a guy voice you won't get the girl voice you want.
>>6138692
>How you look and act defines your gender
what the fuck do you have to be smoking to think thisk, lmao. looks and acting/sound only plays onr part in how others perceive your gender really has nothing to do with defining your gender.
Who gross lips here?
>>6138700
Have you tried the faceplusplus?
http://www.faceplusplus.com/demo-detect/
anyone else think that being trans could be lack of male camaraderie in life ?
I'm watching a lot of male brotherhood/adventure/war types of movies and other media as a part of my repression and i feel the dysphoria/AGP is somewhat losing it's power over me
>>6138713
me i want big ass silicon implants
>>6138710
>just sit down and spend countless hours
How many hours? I'm around 6 months in practicing daily and I haven't gotten to the feminine range/pitch yet, granted I don't talk a lot but it seems so counterproductive to talk much when I'm doing it in what's clearly a guy's voice.
>voice surgery is so terrible you can't talk for like a month, and you won't be able to sing
Seems like a small price to pay at this point
If all you had to do was to starve yourself, to get a body like this.
How happy would you be?
That's basically the reality for cis girls.
>>6138713
gross/10
>>6138718
>I don't talk
took me like 4 months, but i also never shut up, like i literally would talk 12-16 hours a day, i lost my voice some days cause i went too hard, so make you're drinking enough. i only did actual legit trying to voice train for about 8 hours a day for 1 week. and
>clearly a guy's voice
its about building the muscles and even if its clearly male, its more strength in the right direction.
>>6138710
lmao this
>>6138728
Me a slut?! I'm basically a nun! Don't bully me!
>>6138733
>its more strength in the right direction.
Somehow I just don't believe that that's true. At what point will I start making progress because there hasn't been any so far, voice from when I started is as fake sounding as it is now, if anything it feels like I've picked bad habits and think what sounds good in my head is alright when it's not. Do I just spend all day everyday talking to myself in vocaroo? How the fuck are you supposed to do that without killing yourself?
so how do you actually voice train
just try speaking in a higher pitch ?
I used to trip but have decided to detransition, I haven't been posting often anyway.
Best of luck to you girls
>>6138748
>talking to myself in vocaroo? How the fuck are you supposed to do that without killing yourself?
of course not, you join some huge online gaming community or omegle, or chatroulette or any VoiP service, or you go out, and you talk to people persistently, i'd recommend going
>vocaroo (just practice going higher from bottom, don't go falsetto is all that matters) (put your hand on chest and make sure its not vibrating) (move sound out of chest into mouth)
>omegle/chatroulette (emulate cis youtube girls voices)
>join gaming community with TS or Discord (just get in there and talk, if you get clocked, dw about it, just keep talking with them, build some thick skin, if they kick you find another community to go to)
>>6138752
see above there's also a link in the OP
>>6138754
? Bye Anonymous
>>6138747
Smh you fucking liar
>>6138754
who though?
I hope you reconsider
>>6138760
I don't want to say cause I made a few friends I don't want to hurt or make them reconsider themselves.
hiiiii
good morning!!!!
my face feels so nice!
If you want to look feminine, it's of utmost importance to have a skincare regimen, whether tranny or femboy!!!
>>6138762
>double digits
huh double digits? :o what's that mean? you're already a 10 imo
>>6138756
I'm far too shy and reclusive to just go out there and talk to strangers. I hate my own voice, always have. I had a friend I'd voice chat with sometimes but he had a full on hugbox mentality and refused to tell me when I letting it slip. I'm just not a talkative person in general either, when I'm in ts or something I just end up being silent as I got nothing to say and that was before I got anxiety attacks from my own voice.
Seriously, has anyone here done it via surgery?
>>6138764
Erin?
<3
>>6138769
weight wise in Lbs.
also, thank you <3
>>6138776
thats stupid and unhealthy and I hope you never do it
Oh god the sacred headpat. The only way to make most of us orgasm without taking our clothes off.
>Tfw I'll never have a loving boyfriend to pat my head and take me to bed to snuggle with him while whispering "I love you" in his ear as he holds onto you.
>>6138713
>tfw cursed with pouty dicksucking lips
>>6138776
>double digit weight
do not do this
>>6138776
<3 You want to go to double digits?!?! how tall are you?? is that even healthy :o like. i guess if you're like 5'2'' then 95 lbs would be okay :/
>>6138776
phienchen.... speaking as one anorexic to another, that can't be healthy
>>6138784
You'll surely make a girl not dysphoric about her genitals very happy, one day.
Long time no see. Been busy building finances?
>>6138792
you would have a BMI of 15
thats stupid
please dont
>>6138781
U forgot:
Cooking
Cleaning
Gossiping
Sewing.
Hons know where it's at!
>>6138710
Tell that to society
If you look like a man, you will perceived as one
>>6138762
: 33
ty
i needed that
>>6138792
I hope your boyfriend can protect you from yourself ;~;
>>6138796
there are no actual statistics to back that up tho
>>6138784
the prodigal son returns
>>6138790
Please explain your meme, señor shitposter, it's so obscure I can't even feel insulted by it!
>>6138714
Exact same percentage of male lol.
>>6138792
;( maybe its just that my mentality is different cus I didn't choose to be this way. but as you already said your skin is terrible, you're struggling with headaches and low energy. something has to change I think :\ I'm sure strangers on 4chan won't really be able to convince you but I hope you figure something out
>>6138781
>men care more about physicial appearance than women
[citation needed]
>>6138792
I'm the same height but I will never look as pretty as you
>>6138789
I'm just a sweet innocent girl, bend me over daddy teehee
>>6138716
I felt very trans when I was fat last year. Now that I've lost a lot of weight. I feel like no dysphoria and like what i see in the mirror. So I guess I'll became a chaser instead
>>6138800
it was a meme. memes need no statistics
>>6138805
Because the slut meme is insulting
>>6138800
What? Are you implying that this is a made up study that reinforces stereotypical female behavior...but to what end? And why?
>>6138811
Looks give off the first impression
hi~
>>6138808
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2304424/Men-happier-life-women--especially-comes-appearance.html
we do care about appearance, the difference is it doesn't make us happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BpM3IhI3vE
post music!
>>6138819
No, the actual picture is from a very very strong peer reviewed study, the meme stuff you tacked on is what's unsubstantiated
>>6138794
M-maybe
No I'm broke as hell and terrible with money, however I have been busy building a dickgirl harem according to that small vocal minority of people who hate me :^)
>>6138804
I didn't go nowhere qtpie
Good morning ladies, just dropping by to say "hi"
:^)
>>6138767
>that pic
what...... the...... actual....... fuck?!?!?
>>6138832
dickgirl harem eh?
I could get behind that
>>6138827
this is on my calm playlist that I put on when I want to snooze but you probably have me filtered like everyone else so I'll just say goodnight and nobody will respond or anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN6sfJ1qFQg
>>6138832
>minority
lol
>>6138834
I'm reeeeing so hard rn you have no idea.
>>6138784
Step aside Small fry.
>>6138818
Oh. Thank you. I still don't know how to feel about an obscure Wayne's World image photoshopped to look like some weird Arab jihadist.
You're right about the slut thing tho, I thought I would try to reclaim the word from being an insult and use it in a fun way to say hello with the hope of building camaraderie between all my fellow trans posters. So I apologize if you felt insulted, I'll try to be more careful with the language I use in the future.
>>6138839
that's a nice song, i actually like some of NIN's music
why would i have you filtered? i only turn on anon filters when anons get rowdy, other than that i don't filter anyone
>>6138811
the picture people from here know me of was taken when I was like 8 lbs heavier, I look way less okay nowadays. I do enjoy the pain and weakness a lot though. the lowest I ever was was 104. I used to pass out randomly at that weight. it was pretty nice.
>>6138809
I love you sheen. if we could switch bodies, I would in a heartbeat. you deserve a better life.
>>6138846
Ive never been close to normal weight senpai.
>>6138810
Hahahahahaha! You cheeky girl, you're incorrigible!
>>6138848
You're too much of a goody good.
Are you trans?
You mentioned yesterday about detransing
>>6138833
hi hi soph! ^-^
>>6138835
Gud morning! yes definitely its the better show gives good back story and you'll appreciate the references alot more when you watch Korra. Korra is alot worse as a show and an avatar than the last airbender so be warned
>>6138851
>ffs helps your self image issues
your in for a rude awakening
>>6138832
Better luck with the money going forward, then. It's hard being financially insecure and trying to do much of anything.
And besides, you already have a harem.
>>6138700
>gets a match to based Maggie Thatch
>no transition for me
mfw
>>6138851
It doesn't
I still have issues and while I know it's BDD, I still feel bad
>>6138864
This
>>6138842
>I'm reeeeing so hard rn you have no idea.
Awwww do I make you hot and bothered bb girl? Its OK I love me some me too :^)
>>6138858
Sup tho pham?
Thats all I get? One shrill trigger, and one hello? That is pretty rude desu senpai. Oh well maybe all of the NEETs are asleep right now. I will be here for another 5 or 10mins if anybody wants to get anything off their chest, or you know, get shrill with me (:
ahh, now i'm out and here at this event and i don't fucking know what to do ...
I know noone here and i'm too afraid to go around much
>>6138851
>as you improve it gets easier not to freak out when you hear yourself
Well yeah that's the idea but lack of improvement feeds the anxiety. Talk for a while, play back, feel like someone is repeatedly punching your gut and you cant get air, repeat. Either I'm doing something horribly wrong or I'm blessed with unworkable voicebox. The longer I try and the more practices I fail makes me lean more and more towards the latter, hence the desire for a surgery.
>>6138855
I've been underweight for most of my life and now over the course of the last 6 months I finally inched to the border of normalweight. I've never felt so great about my body before even though it's far from ideal. Trust that the HRT and exercise will put the weight into right places and gaining weight won't be as horrible of an idea as it may have seemed before.
>>6138823
Morning Korra! Nearly missed you.
What's new?
>>6138877
>get shrill with me
shirll, wtf does that even mean?
>>6138876
I wanna eat humuns
>>6138881
today is cinco de mayo and even tho it's normally my off day I have to go into work today to help the night shift and I have to go to school before i go into work
the only good news is that I get to sleep in x.x wbu?
>>6138877
We have enough chasers here, it's not anything special. How does it feel to be out alpha'd by birdy?
>>6138887
Me too Bae. Me too.
>>6138889
Fuck off nigger lol
>>6138863
oooh okay! thank you. legend of korra has been on my backlog for a while so I wanted to make sure it was worth taking the time to watch the last airbender first
>>6138864
>>6138875
:\ well maybe it gets people to a point where therapy is capable of helping them? with how I look right now I probably do have bdd but I also think therapy wouldn't be able to help me get over it because I'm too ugly. but I hope after ffs I'll be closer to pretty and thus more able to have my bdd fixed
>>6138880
just take care not to overwork yourself. you don't want to damage anything. also you don't necessarily have to play it back, just "exercising" your vocal chords is helpful even without that feedback. most of us here are shy neets who have weak voices from not talking much over the years anyway
>>6138860
Yeah, I mean I live in a shit country so my prospects at living a normal life as a trans girl are fucked...it's not detransing DESU because I only use stupid "natural" supplements. I mostly hide out on the chans to shitpost daily and try to earn a living wage doing random online graphic design freelance gigs.
But I don't know, I try to remain positive, and you gals on mtfg are fun.
I wish I could break my clavicle to get my shoulders smaller but that pain is rough
>>6138896
I'd actually love to do that. But I have really pretty collar bones so I don't want to fuck them up
>>6138895
what cuntry
>>6138889
Aww. That's a shame. Hopefully the napping makes you happy.
Like I posted up-thread, my endo appears to be a bit bad at her job. I might have to go up to 10 mg to even be in the normal estradiol range ;-;
Mothers Day plans are materealizing, though, and I think we'll have a lot of fun.
>>6138893
Im in therapy now but my psyc basically thinks its all in my head and I just need to wait till im "fully recovered" to see it but I doubt that will ever happen
>>6138877
How large is your mtf photo collection nowadays
>>6138895
Where you from?
>>6138838
Well, I'm waiting
>>6138841
I'd call a handful of people a minority, wouldn't you? Especially compared to the friends I have here and the people who just don't really care :^)
>>6138843
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off?!?!?!
>>6138868
Yeah, money is hard and I'm not smart about it at all, thanks though.
>you already have a harem
soon™
>>6138890
>tfw the one true alpha girl
>>6138900
I need to lose at least 1.5" in my shoulders to get them to look normal on my frame
>>6138893
i hope you enjoy watching it! it only took me a weekend to watch the whole thing im waiting on the comics to come out now C:
>>6138903
ill just play AGP video games till it's the to leave for school n.n oh that sucks how can the endo not know what she's doing ? :<
oh crap I forgot about mothers day!
>>6138893
>just "exercising" your vocal chords is helpful even without that feedback
Seeing how many bad habits and how much false sense of accomplishment I picked up from not listening to myself I don't think I'll be dropping vocaroo just yet.
>most of us here are shy neets who have weak voices from not talking much over the years anyway
I definitely recognize myself from this description
>>6138906
Do you need to have your breasts somewhat well developed before you can fat them up? I didn't recognize any extra mass up there when I bulked but that might be because they're relatively small still.
On a somewhat related note, are chest/boob pics considered nsfw here?
>>6138834
leave me alone Carth,
I'm no longer a tranny and you can't judge me!
I'm a femmeboy!
>>6138789
I'm a sex pervert but I haven't masturbated in 2 years
>>6138912
*eats u*
I'm a fucking worthless human being.
Reminder to eat a healthy breakfast and avoid caffeine and tobacco. Carpe Diem!
How's everybody feeling today?
>>6138906
yes it rlly is. I've been going to sleep at like 3am the past week and it's catching up to me. awww ty bb I will just cuz (You) asked! <3
>>6138923
>avoid caffeine
Comedy gold
If I don't have my coffee, I'll go nuts
>>6138906
Hannibal bust guy, or emotanon (I'm always torn on what to call him) is a PUA chaser. Pretty typical of the breed.
>>6138912
You'll get better. You'll have to.
>>6138916
Eh. She's just a gatekeeper specialized in diabetes. I needed her to get the tests. Her (lack of) expertise was both expected and harmless. That's why we have to know everything - our doctors usually won't bother to know anything.
>>6138918
A ha! So you admit to the orgies then!
>>6138934
I've been in a few, yes.
>>6138906
Sorry I referenced my own post in the last thread! :P
I live in El Salvador.
>>6138937
I'm really jealous of this
>>6138916
aw thanks! I'm really excited, everyone says it's a great show :)
>oh crap I forgot about mothers day
gosh I did too. good reminder. my mom's gonna be away this weekend tho :\
>>6138917
yeah perhaps. depends on how your voice sounds I guess
>I definitely recognize myself from this description
lol isn't it so true tho? pretty much after high school I became mute because I hated my voice and didn't have many friends to talk to
>tfw no bf to make you breakfast in bed
>>6138917
>Do you need to have your breasts somewhat well developed before you can fat them up?
yes. Id say youd need at least Tanner 4 for maximum effect but theres no studies on this so I am giving you my best guess.
Ive been on hormones for 3 years and have 75Bs tho. thats decent for underweight I think
>>6138926
>ignoring me
muh feeleros
probably between or next to guatemala and honduras or something central america, pacific coast? I dont know if I could place it correctly on an empty map tho.
>>6138933
>is a PUA chaser. Pretty typical of the breed.
oh, I wonder if hes the *loses interest* guy
>>6138937
Pervy femboy!
>>6138912
wait what are you waiting for I'M LOST NO PLS
HELP!
I don't know what to do here
I don't know anyone here
Also this place is full of Afab NBs
Like Holy shit, i've never seen any in my life and now so many
And i have this armband while pretty muchnot being out anywhere
>tfw 16'5" shoulders and 37" hips.
Just fucking kill me
>>6138939
I just love being shared!
>>6138944
shut up! I'm not pervy, I just let pervs use and abuse me!
do any of you feel bad for never having kids?
(hons need to respond to this post)
I regret not being a slut. Not being clocked while some guy grabs me, so he being me and stabs me over and over and drags my barely alive body to the nearest dumpster to rest where i belong, among old moldy furniture and cockroaches
>>6138946
did I say girl
I meant male
>>6138947
I'm waiting for you to be the first of my dickgirl harem, duh.
Also GO TO SLEEP
>>6138885
>shirll, wtf does that even mean?
Not sure never heard of the word "shirll", but shrill is a fairly basic English word that you learn in probably around the 5th grade. Any time I use a word and you dont understand it you can highlight it and then just Google it.
If you need further assistance with basic English or web browsing skills you can hit me up later pham :^)
>>6138890
>How does it feel to be out alpha'd by birdy?
Literally who? I have 99 problems and a bitch aint one, he/she/it can have every single one of you in /mtfg/ for all I care, I have plenty to keep me busy IRL familia.
>>6138905
>How large is your mtf photo collection nowadays
Not as big as my dick :^)
>>6138906
>who or what are you?
Who am I? I am me of course :^)
What am I? Hmmmm deep question desu senpai, not sure I know exactly, now that you made me think about it like that.
>>6138933
>PUA chaser
LOL sure thing buddy whatever helps (You) get through the day xD
>>6138943
>oh, I wonder if hes the *loses interest* guy
LOL I never lose interest, some people just turn out to be not what I thought they were, and I am busy.... thats all :P
>tfw will never get to tease like this
>>6138949
>tfw 13" shoulders and 40" hips
End me
>>6138958
Would you fuck red?
>>6138958
>did I say girl
>I meant male
its almost like you are repressing something
>>6138933
>PUA chaser
I don't know which one is worse.
>>6138946
I hate being big boned :(
>>6138948
>NBs
>mfw
>>6138958
I can't wait to be there to sissify you fempai
>>6138962
What are you, ftm?
>>6138959
Got kik?
>>6138962
Oh fuck off with your meme
>>6138958
>>6138967
its time to run birdy kek
>>6138971
So innocent so cute
>>6138954
>As expected of the German educational system
its more the fact that we did some spanish empire stuff in uni lately, postgrad studies. if you had asked me a year ago Id only have known central america I think.
>>6138959
>Who am I?
cis straight white male? or something else
>LOL I never lose interest,
really? what if I told you that I dont have a dick?
>>6138976
Nah, I'm p gross desu. I'm just kinda dumb
>>6138972
Is that actually you?!
>>6138959
>Being a third rate historical figure
>taking elephants across the alps
>leaving your homeland open for inavsion
Scipio sends his regards
>>6138959
stop avatarfagging with real men you fucking pussy nigger subhuman
>tfw too manly to live
>>6138983
you should also kill yourself you fucking retard
had the senate didn't jew him out of reinforcements he would have finished rome
>>6138985
Welp. Only one thing left to do for us. I kinda want my parents to die before me though. But i dunno if I'll be able to
>>6138958
why go to bed I don't have work tomorrow for once
>>6138959
You're creepy.
>>6138981
Untainted
>>6138959
What's pua mean?
>>6138943
>Tanner 4
Maybe my selfmed is fucked because my aerola hasn't grown whatsoever, other than that I'm probs somewhere around tanner 3, then again I don't have that much chub to go around anyways. 11 months in HRT
>>6138940
>pretty much after high school I became mute because I hated my voice and didn't have many friends to talk to
Exact same as me then. Eventually ditched whatever random VOIP's i used to say a few words in sometimes during vidya too when I became reassured imma have to transition sooner rather than later.
>>6138949
17.5'' man-shoulders with 35'' hips coming through, if someone is going to get killed it's gotta be me
>>6138989
My parents are only 20 years older than me, i'll have to die before them.
>>6138982
ye it is.
ilu <3
>>6138978
ilu <3 too
good mornu
Have you degenerates taken your red pills today
I know I've already voted to protect democracy
>>6139003
Yea, makes me put it off though honestly
>>6138959
>Who am I? I am me of course :^)
>What am I? Hmmmm deep question desu senpai, not sure I know exactly, now that you made me think about it like that.
>>6138971
Non-binary
>>6139004
Ilu
>>6139005
mornu
>>6139008
>voting
Kek
>>6138999
>my aerola hasn't grown whatsoever,
mine haven't either after 2 years. mite just be genetic
I still hang out in the voips that I use with some internet friends. they're all a little negative towards trans people but most of them are okay with my now andro speaking voice
>>6139010
Being a coward makes me put it off.
>>6139013
I could have stood but I'm scared
>>6139017
Shut the fuck up you stupid retarded lazy bastard can't even get your ass out of bed to protect democracy REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE ROAD TO FREEDOM MUST BE PAVED WITH THE BLOOD OF PATRIOTS THE ANSWER TO 1984 IS 1776
>>6138963
I'm not fucking anyone until I can be sure I wont be throwing my virginity away.
>>6138964
but anon, the only feminine thing about me are my lips. I simply can't be a girl :^)
>>6138967
many would like to try
you're going to fail along with them
>>6138991
Oh, well in that case you can start your pilgrimage to my house and we can hang out or something.
>>6139005
maddie you are a qt
Hi ppl who likes my new chillum?
>>6139005
>>6139008
Ohayou pretty people
>>6139024
Trashy, pls
Calm down you 6'6 monster
>>6139005
Morning <3
>>6138988
Iberia falls then Catrthage is in danger of falling and you think the senate is the one to blame? If Hannibal hadn't gone on his deranged hissy fit maybe Carthage would still be standing.
>>6139013
Is there any way to make them lactate by oneself? As much as I'd love to have someone here to stimulate them I'm a lonely neet
>>6139020
I'm in some voip's but just never talk
>tfw some flamboyantly gay guy gets teased for his speaking mannerisms
>tfw he sounds more like a girl than i do
Worried if I ever decide to open my mouth that I'll fuck it up, so far they all think I'm just a shy cis girl and I don't want to break that illusion.
>>6139031
>implying im a 6'6 womanlet
>>6139031
Stop being a faggot
>>6139034
>Is there any way to make them lactate by oneself?
yes. just raise your prolactin enough.
>>6138969
>Got kik?
Of course I do, but I dont wanna break your heart or anything tho bb girl; I am really picky. I never offer my kik to anyone I havent seen at least one picture of.
>>6138971
>What's pua
Pick
Up
Artist
Basically autistic dudes that learn bits and pieces of what attracts women through written material and videos, but they have none of the natural social ability that you are supposed to cultivate growing up, and you know going outside.
>>6138978
>cis straight white male? or something else
Nah you little AGP /pol/tard I am a nigger AND a Jew :^)
>>6138983
Your basic lack of understanding of major historical events is disturbing friend
>>6138984
>stop avatarfagging with real men you fucking pussy nigger subhuman
(You) :^)
>>6138988
Calm down anon, the Carthaginian army was never actually big enough or well supplied enough to take Rome itself. Hannibal knew this from the outset, his goal was always negotiated peace from the beginning until the end.
>>6138993
>You're creepy
Dank meme pham, got any more?
>>6139011
>implying I am a fedora tipper
LOL its safe to say you dont know much about me bb girl.... how is passing going for you btw? (:
>>6139039
How does one go about that? Pills or something else?
>>6139037
Trip on slug
>>6139043
You do not strike me as a pick up artist lol
Just another neet
>>6139043
>(:
only that one femboy in femgen does that wrong way smily. get back on my cock fugboi
>>6139034
ah yea. the voip I'm in I've been in a while so they all know and I can't just mute because my bf is in it :\
>>6139046
Kindly go fuck your father
>>6139055
My Dad did have sex with me before he died. He was a big daddy ;)
i love (You) <3
>>6139060
Welp, guess I'll hope that a gf/bf falls into my life from somewhere, don't really want to jam any more meds into myself right now.
>>6139008
i couldnt vote bcaus they sent my shit to your house
>>6139046
kills you
>>6139062
Well i would've thought that pounding you daddy's stretched out ass would have taken the frustration from you so you don't have to pick on little girls you fucking faggot
>>6139060
loving being a woman so much that you even become attracted to men is like the most agp thing tho
>>6139027
ye lemme just walk into the other hemisphere :^)
>>6139025
.
>>6139041
You said it shadow
>>6139043
Just fine, but to who am I speaking? :/
>>6139043
You're soooooo fucking gross. You're a fucking psycho. Please do us all a favour and kill yourself.
>>6139067
I mailed it back to your house ya dafty
>>6139069
no, lol. learn your blanchard. I am just a turbofaggot, not a fetishist
>>6139068
>trashy
>little girl
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>check into mtfgen
>see birdy and hannibal posting
>leave after making this post
http://webmshare.com/Gy7w1
thoughts?
I thought you lot would be the best people to ask.
>>6139069
I knew there had to be a reason that looking in the mirror while getting railed is so awesome.
>>6139075
no u. also agps are more likely to cut their dicks off
Hardcore estrogen raider here what is the best delivery method for E
>>6138784
hi birdy
I really need someone to fuck me decently. Haven't had good sex since she left
I'd like to formally apologize for last night. I drank a bit too much.
>>6138776
Big girls are bootiful, and healthy.
>>6139086
'Gon ride that beak
>>6139085
Come down to the raptor paddock and I'll show you
>>6139085
Injections/implants
>>6139077
I'm a big guy for you
>>6139074
ye but I already applied to change the address and stuff so don't think I could use that one
>>6139048
>Just another neet
Yeah except I am clean cut, intelligent, educated, well dressed, well spoken, have a job, a car, my own place..... I have met a few people from this board pham, they know whats up :^)
>>6139051
>only that one femboy in femgen does that wrong way smily
Nah pham I do ALL the smileys both ways, whos gonna stop me?
(:
>>6139060
>I am straight, I cant be AGP.
Oh, my bad. I thought you were a transbian, I dont know all of the trips around here I must have you confused with someone else.
If you are post OP or cis tho I am not interested by default, just due to the fact that I have plenty of local cis girls to satisfy that need.
>>6139072
>but to who am I speaking?
It me :^)
>>6139073
>You're soooooo fucking gross. You're a fucking psycho. Please do us all a favour and kill yourself
Havent seen you in a while familia (:
>>6139078
Dis my last post doe Drake
OK friends I have to go prepare for my 25mile bike ride rn, still sore from weight lifting and swimming yesterday so I gotta attend to that.
Seriously have a great day, or night all of you (:
Can't wait to put you hons in your place and take your hrt away
>>6138784
hey snakey
come back to cheat on and lie to more people now that your whole drama thing last time has been swept under the rug?
you got your ass kicked in that argument with kira btw
>>6139102
KEK commissioner of Cornwall now////
democracy has died
>>6139103
Yes sir. I have 20 acres of cute alpacas and an Olympic sized swimming pool, and a pretty pink pussy that gets really wet when guys put their hands on my thighs
>>6139082
Most of the cisgirls I know are AGP!
They really get turned on by the idea of being women sexed by a man.
>>6139081
mfw
>>6139110
whre you get this pic of me
Face plus plus always thinks that I'm asian
Reply you fucking hons
>>6139104
What's the point? If you take hrt away we are just going to self med. Cypro is apparently better than spironolactone anyways.
As a young transitioner, I'm offended that hons have access to hrt
>>6139122
(You)
>>6139120
i got it from my alt-right wordpress blog where I discuss the hard questions like why are agps always communist
>>6139122
hello i am here
>>6139122
Sorry!
>>6139121
It says I'm like 99% white when my dad's American and my mom's Italian!
>>6139121
Arr rook same.
>>6139070
make it snappy pls
>>6139086
hello red
>>6139109
(you)
>>6139101
owls are fuckin weird
im a future endo too and if endo anon won't give you hrt just come to me and i'll give u gril pills even if ur a delusional agp faggot
>maddie isn't next to you when you wake up
The worst feel
>>6139122
Hi. Ur mission is pointless
>>6139137
Gonna fuck red tonight? She wants it
>you will never pass
>>6139121
It says i'm male.
>>6139122
Bees honey vinegar. here's your (you)
>>6139141
If I sexually identify as Snape, will you give me the right potions to complete my physical transformation?
>>6139140
Eyyy derpanan. Just wanted to let you know that I am in the thread.
Reading.
Judging.
Not commenting.
>>6139141
Eyyy madds.
>>6139144
Filtered :^)
Nobody replies to me :/
Not popular
Gon sudoku
>>6139135
>tfw asian
>tfw plastic doll is best I can theoretically achieve
>>6139145
me2 bb, lez be men together
>>6139153
I'll take it off for you hon
>>6139135
Spoopy
>>6139065
AGP nigger disgrace pls go
Ur why North Carolina laws are a good thing
>>6139154
(you)
>>6139143
see >>6139027
>>6139154
sudoku is bad
>>6139154
hi anon! don't sudoku please
>>6139157
But I don't want to be a man.
>>6139154
As anon you have to be either informative or mean to get replies.
For instance I posted about epilating your butthole yesterday and got replies. I am thinking about being mean today.
>>6139172
I don't want to be ugly, ce la vie
>>6139176
you are a great and wonderful anon
>>6139151
Is that like roleplay words asking for cock?
>ooh yeah put your potion inside of me daddy dumbledore.
>>6139156
>>6139161
You could look like a RealDoll(TM).
>>6139178
>tfw ugly man and will never pass
>>6139186
you made it this far into life, I'm sure you could carry on as you are
>>6139144
>shutting down those sites
How do you plan to do that?
>>6139190
s u i c i d e 2 0 1 6
>>6139186
you're a fat neet girl, not an ugly man
>>6139195
i'm not sure you're man enough to do that
>>6139027
>but anon, the only feminine thing about me are my lips. I simply can't be a girl :^)
not with that attitude
>>6139190
I'm sure I could too
but maybe I don't want to
>>6139159
I am just trying to embrace anonymity and blend in.
>>6139197
Then why do I look like a man?
>>6139183
Fuck it, I'll just go full-blown anime.
>>6139206
dysphoria with a sprinkling of bdd
>>6139200
>>6139203
I ain't no fuckin' girl
>>6139215
But I look like a man to other people too, especially irl.
Can't make this shit up.
Here is a list of the hons that should be denied hrt:
Elanna, Red, Kiwi, Korra, Lain, Angie, Sheen, Korra, Cheska, Edie, Anne, Larry, Potc, Pan, Lizbell and Marina
>>6139186
You vain and vapid motherfucker. You CAN pass. You just won't be very pretty. Save up money, and go be fabulous.
>>6139216
Oh no I upset you ;~; I'll headpat you all better
>>6139181
That was the 2nd hit on Google search for "epilating butthole". Not exactly hard to find.
>>6139185
Is there such a place? From my limited reddit is so hugboxy anything even remotely dispirited (like actual sadness) is down voted to oblivion and Susan's is all about talking about "cummies" and "daddies". That place is downright freaky.
im not asian at all
>>6139223
thank you for giving me attention
>>6139222
But you're from Sweden. /pol told me even men look feminine there. And /pol is always right.
>>6139223
(You)
>>6139227
I just didn't think of it was all
>>6139210
Reach for the sky anon!
>>6139143
Please don't use "she". I'm a "he" now
>>6139192
Filing for case if purchasing drugs without a perscription
>>6139223
>Maybe if I keep repeating it it will become funny eventually
>>6139225
Am I naturally ugly?
>>6139233
Most swedes are way more feminine than me yes, i'm extremely manly.
Thanks dad.
>>6139223
Please give me a lethal dose of morphine
>>6139237
I think the next question will be how to bleach one's bp.
>>6139246
You should listen to your therapist, Lain.
>>6139234
(Me)
>>6139241
heya Reddy! what's up dude? *head pats*
>>6139248
What happened?
I thought you got a job, scheduled a talk with a therapist, the works. Now you're all depressed.
>>6139224
I-it was an honest mistake anon, I assure you :^)
>>6139226
But I don't like being touched
>>6139245
It isn't meant to be funny.
Those hons should be forced to take T
>try grindr just to see what it's like
>9/10 fit guy hits me up
>chat for a bit, he seems nice
>he wants to take me out hiking and thinks I'm pretty even without makeup
>says he's mostly straight just curious and was only on grindr hoping to find a transgirl or super fem guy
>So autistic and self loathing I can't even comprehend what to do with a hot guy actually wanting to take me out
On a side note grindr was mostly full of really gross guys. But that's dependent on your area really.
>>6139083
but thats wrong, lol.
>>6139116
>>6139140
blanchard speficially states that you need to be lezzers to be agp tho.
"Autogynephilia is most notable for its use in Blanchard's taxonomy to explain the presence of gender dysphoria in "non-homosexual" (gynephilic) male-to-female transsexuals"
>>6139223
why am I not on the list
>>6139257
>It isn't meant to be funny.
Then shape the fuck up. Trolls who provide no entertainment are a waste of bandwidth
>>6139253
I just tried to make a thesis for my class on Cuban Politics but my partner was really ill-prepared, so I got to watch him flounder while trying to present his part of the thesis. Feels good when you're smart
Also, Birdy will never fuck me because I'm a cocksleeve and he needs to keep his precious boy virginity.
>>6139255
Shhhshhhshhhhhhhhh bb. Mommy will make everything OK.
>>6139258
>>says he's mostly straight just curious and was only on grindr hoping to find a transgirl or super fem guy
So, a chaser? I think the general consensus there is that transgirls should avoid chasers, not that they're all necessarily evil, but you can't know for sure until it's too late v.v
>>6139262
im a boy too. we're just a couple of bros hanging out in this dickgirl farm
>>6139254
I have a job but no appointment with therapist.
I guess I'm just depressed because no mones and because I'm ugly. Don't mind me though, I'm just going to come here to feelspost.
>>6139260
>why am I not on the list
You are just that likeable.
>>6139261
I'm not trolling though.
You'll see once I get my degree and get into the fields of both medicine and politics
>>6139260
>Blanchard
It's more complicated than that and he built on that theory a lot. His successors pretty much tried to use AGP as a broader category that covered a lot of young, straight trans women.
Also AGP had the issue of taking sexual orientation as an a priori without justifying it.
>>6139262
oh damn i hate that >.< there's always that *one* guy that doesn't pull his weight in a grp ugh. did u at least get a passing grade?
>bird
id rather not talk about him sry ^^;;
>>6139269
Then I would make it permanent law that those websites be blacked out to all US residents
>>6139268
No mones? Wow you are progressing rapidly. It usually takes about two months for the estrogen induced depression to set in (due to dumbasses taking twice the recommended dosages). I think your transition will go swimmingly.
>>6139266
yeah....bros!!!
I'm a boy okay?
I'm just really feminine
>>6139271
>being this much of a schizo attention whore
>>6139281
Trump will be our dictator, not you. Even if you managed to ban it trannies would just use TOR.
>>6139280
>things that never happened
>>6139262
oh also i think I'm gonna go the femboy like you route until i can start to look even remotely feminine/androgenous. early hrt is suffering m8 esp when u start of as a super manly man
>>6139223
>kayla not on the list
I wonder who could be behind this shitposting..
>>6139284
>but they arent part of the meme anon...
A pity tbdesu, Cantor is a lot funnier than Blanchard.
who here /martial artist/
>>6139301
>I am such a great rusemaster, clearly anon is only unamused because my sense of humor is too enlightened
>>6139296
Forgot to add Kayla, cyba and Hannah to the list
>>6139305
that's so silly kayla, forgetting yourself.
>>6139304
>being this upset over your hrt being taking away by someone who is stealth
>>6139305
What about Whingie? HRT ruined her life and writing career.
>>6139265
He doesn't seem to be interested in doing anything with my junk at all so far in our lewd discussions, so like even if he is a chaser I don't mind. As long as it mostly stays that way. My only real concern is we're both the same height. At least I'm thin and he's all beefy, so I get to feel a bit smaller than him.
>>6139262
s-sorry
>>6139264
oh my FUCKING god
>>6139269
I am the manliest dude on this space rock we call home
>>6139260
But I thought I was a lezzer early transition ;~;
>>6139305
Jokes on you, I've never taken HRT before so you can't exactly deny me something I'm not even taking.
More importantly, would you be able to administer a lethal dose of morphine pls
>>6139293
well...I guess if you're a manly man.
That's something I've never expierenced.
I just went femmeboy because I enjoyed that phase of my life before trannyhood.
>>6139239
>cis girls getting FFS
>>6139313
>ywn mommy birdy into becoming a little girl
I'm genuinely upset
>>6139319
I used to be feminine but I got beat up and bullied in school alot for it so I repressed that side of myself and started lifting weights and it made me look rlly manly.
so it'll take like a year or longer just to go to femboy status in looks. in my head transition goes like this for non feminine looking guys
manly > slightly less manly > feminine looking boy > andro > manly looking girl > normal girl > girly girl
well I'm glad ur happier now! ^^
>>6139309
I'm not a hon, you moron.
I'm just a femmeboy
>>6139249
*A whole new world, a new fantastic point of view*
>>6139332
That's not how it works though and you are in for a very rude awakening
>>6139332
I started crossdressing at 16, trapped, was a femmeboy until 20, hormones, became an ugly tranny, now I'm back to being a femmeboy
>>6139309
>le stealth meme
>>6139331
>The last face you see when anon comes to snap ur little brittle estrogen neck.
>>6139310
He was added to my first lost
>>6139340
Find me I'll kick you to death you little faggot
>>6139340
*teleports behind u*
*unsheathes katana*
*slashes you into two pieces*
Heh.. Looks like the hunter....
....
...
....
Became the hunted!!!
>>6139331
Maki pls
>>6139342
how's it work? i thought that was the general idea unless I'm getting memed on
>>6139343
i always found u super qt and very friendly if that helps at all. ur one of my fave ppl here ^^
>>6139340
i know this is an obvious shitpost but I'd probably break you like glass if we met in person and you were threatening me :P
>>6139340
>>6139350
Pic of Trannyjaegger searching for deceptive stealth trannies.
what youtubers do you guys watch ?
I only watch like 3 or 4 regularly
>>6139360
Thank you korra.
You make me smile.
I hope to see you at Akon
>>6139328
w-what don't be upset ;~;
what do I have to do to make you happy that doesn't involve turning me into a girl
>>6139367
idk historical stuff like
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUcyEsEjhPEDf69RRVhRh4A is pretty interesting
http://www.nber.org/papers/w14969
>>6139310
I had a writing career?
>>6139355
*Trannyhunter dodges katana and does jaegger-no-jutsu
>>6139367
i been in alotta fights in my life so I can teach you the basics about how to defend urself at least! and yeah! we can keep each other safe :3
>>6139368
if that's you Reddy then sure sure I'm p excited to make a new RL friend. uhh whats ur cosplay gonna be?
>>6139375
1 v 1 me irl then xD
>>6139372
So, won't use red as a hole to cum in? Guess I get to have him then
>>6139331
>>6139340
>>6139375
jesus christ the edge
>>6139372
Idek. That's all I've ever wanted out of life ;~;
>>6139375
This level of autism is overpowering lmao
>>6139375
>You would cower at the first moment.
my bf would eat you for breakfast senpai.
and I live in a country where other people knowing I am a tranny wouldnt change anything.
>>6139374
looks populärwissenschaftlich desu. probably really good to watch to increase Allgemeinwissen though. I dont touch like that cause I am afraid some stuff will stick and Ill embarass myself in class when I accidently reference something Ive seen or heard there
>>6139375
*rolls up sleeves*
Looks like we have a tough guy, eh???
*cracks knuckles*
>>6139360
Someone as T poisoned as you won't pass 100 years on hormones. You need extensive surgery.
>>6139384
That was me.
I might go in my fursuit, or as Pearl, or maybe Gazelle from Zootopia. One of my bfs is coming along too. :3
>>6139375
but i'm a hon and don't fear passers.
>>6139386
Don't make me put a boot up ass, Eric
I fucking love Trannyhunter!
Please threaten me! <3
>>6139386
More or less edgy than that time you sexually harassed jocelyn?
>>6139399
You have so much pep it's infectious
>>6139367
>>watching youtubers
>bby please.
Would you still love someone if they were a YouTube addict? Asking for a friend.
>>6139385
I think I've already answered NO like 4 times now
>>6139387
f-fine I guess, if it makes you happy
>>6139398
You're not me!
>>6139402
Wait what did kiwi do to Jocelyn?
>>6139392
yeah so far it seems pretty well researched tho
I mean not much you can populärt-up in a week by week ww1 disection
and just something in the background while doing latin is always nice in my books ^^
>>6139408
Have you been living under a rock my friend?
>>6139395
oh I was replying to a meme post. dang it I was hoping it would have some useful info
>>6139396
okay any one of them is fine! I'll probably text you the day of and we can meet somewhere and hang out the rest of the day. my cosplay should be easy enough to spot I think
>>6139405
I would bully and punch their face desu
>>6139406
My face rn
>>6139399
Threaten me too!
Bully me until I cry!
>>6139407
It was a "that 70's show" joke
Kiwi looks like Eric Foreman
>>6139415
No i just left for a long time
>>6139416
It's not a meme. I'm trying to help you out. Hormones aren't magic fucking pills, they will never come close to making you pass alone.
>>6139403
I think I made my coffee too strong! also I think I'm in the middle of a manic episode..I literally 4 hours yesterday.
>>6139375
TFW tranny hunter ignores you after being repeatedly provoked by you.
>>6139402
please don't make me remember that
>>6139433
Still haven't gotten a (you). Does this mean we're friends?? <3
>>6139405
ily <3
>>6139424
well yeah, but hrt, makeup, hair style, clothing for your body type, diet and exercise sure help. but I do plan in getting ffs in a couple years too so im not gonna give up just yet.
I think I'd every tranny gave up in the first 3-4 months just cuz they still looked male we wouldn't have any passers. gotta play the long game m8. rome wasnt built in a day.
>>6139433
leta test it out bb besides isn't that the goal? ^^ nothing to lose everything to gain 4u
>>6139405
I ALWAYS have a window open with anime amvs on youtube autoplay.
doesnt matter what you watch, my taste is defo worse
>Would you still love someone if they were a YouTube addict?
forever and always
>>6139409
the problem is these things 'cut' out a lot of stuff, it can be good for direct history (e.g. a week by week) but they probably cant provide a decent analysis of the bigger picture. e.g. do they talk about the pre-war Liman-von-Sanders crisis and the details of the planning of the Bagdadbahnproject, the ottoman debts and the rising british-german rivalry over the access to the ME oil/transport and the persian gulf? The AA politics after 1900 are really important for the grat picture as well. I probably could go on forever, but all these things have had at least some influence on the balkan inception scenario.
that being said, I dont think theres anything wrongwith watching stuff like that. I am just too autistic about my profession to do that.
>>6139433
>living in a third world country in the first place
dont you think the americans are already punished enough?
Woops! seems like my trip was dropped!
>>6139433
punish me please!
Make fun of me for being a failure as a man!
Make fun of my limp useless little cock!
tell me I'll never be accepted as a woman please!
wait wat! does this turn you on?
>>6139405
Hey Elanna, you're not on fire are you? Because a lot of places near where I think you live are on fire.
>>6139444
Your ideal society sounds pretty gay bro
Tranny Hunter in rl
Also, apparently there's a porn series called "tranny Hunter"
>>6139436
I haven't got a (you) either!
>be on hrt
>get ffs
>still get > 90% masc on pictriv
JUST
>>6139417
s-shut up
>>6139442
>he thinks niggers can ever pass
>>6139443
funnily enough they go over all of this
even fucking swedish politics during the war ^^
>I dont think theres anything wrongwith watching stuff like that. I am just too autistic about my profession to do that.
same tbqh
when I first started to poke my head out of books and look for other forms of historical information I just was so mad over all this shit ZDF & co shat out ^^
>>6139451
thats it daddy thats how u talk to me
>>6139458
*tips fedora*
>>6139416
>Korra will never punch you in the face
Y even life ;~;
>>6139438
Ily too <3
Also I blasted that set that I scraped yesterday. It was dope :3
>>6139443
Heh, I have some pretty bad taste sometimes though. I mean right now I have linustechtips on autoplay. Thank you for not judging me though <3
>>6139446
Edmonton isn't affected by the fires, but the city of Fort McMurray had to be evacuated, most of it is burning right now. A friend is going to be working tons of overtime at the hospital over the next while because of all the patients being transferred from the areas affected by the wildfires, surgeries being cancelled and the like, it's pretty nuts.
>>6139466
You are a black weeb who's goal in life is to become a cartoon character, just stop.
>>6139469
im more brown than black but ur right on the weeb part. actually my goal in life is to be a well adjusted fully functioning independent adult. but I'm still in the process of getting my shit together.
soon tho, about to graduate college in 2 months and start my career so that's good
>>6139455
Tsundere birdy is best birdy
>>6139469
Isn't this whole general weebs trying to become cartoon characters?
>tfw the patriarchy puts your dress ties behind your back so you can't put on your dress without someone's help
fucking shit
>>6139472
How many well adjusted adults Base their name and appearance on a cartoon character. How many well adjusted adults have cardboard cutouts of final fantasy characters in their room.
>>6139455
seriously how long until birdy transitions
>>6139479
Just how fat and/or retarded are you? Put your hands behind your back.
>>6139480
that number will increase by 1 soon enough
>>6139483
Top tier delusion my man
>>6139480
>what is a forum nickname
>tfw you see your reflection on a car and you're a total hon
And then you talk to a transgirl with a perfect voice with my total manvoice
Suicide when
>>6139490
they mostly talk about stuff like this in the "prior to war", "out of the trenches" and special episodes
the week by week episodes are mostly focused on the weeks and stuff that happened during that week and how it effected the war / the future e.g. 2 weeks ago they mostly focused on the post-war ME agreement between UK and France
