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tinychat com/notgaygen

What do you like to do for fun, gaygen?
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>>6091707
I like to suck cock, play with them and wrestle
Also reading
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Help. I need to know the gay version of trapping a man with a planned "accidental" pregnancy?
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>>6091707
>tfw monkey is what my ex used to call me as a pet name.

Is 9am too early to start drinking? It might be a fun way to aid the packing process. Moving sure is fun.
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>>6091728
Same. Used to call me his little gorilla.

I miss him.
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>>6091728
It is never to early to start drinking bb
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>>6091693
i'd like to make cringier things like pokemon sculptures, i wouldn't mind making plates and such that would be a cool topic
and sadly i do. i know i'm a boy into boys though so i prefer to stay here. part of me wonders if i had just had better family where i would be now
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>>6091703 #
Haha holy shit, how much over the limit do you drive? Generally I'll never ever speed unless I absolutely know the road and know its a safe time to do it.

You must be racking up a fortune in tickets, I keep having to pay £60 parking fines... Fucking London man.

>>6091704 #
Haha nope, my names Luke.

Chris sounds like he could be Sean he used go post here, I used to talk about bikes with him. He's definitely gone now though, there's no more drama here!

Nu-uh, they're only scary at first, I was shit scared of riding them until I got used to one. Now I'm a speed addict, your brain is a huge drug dealer, the faster you go the more dopamine it gives you!

Bigger bikes are just something else though, especially the sports 600 I was on, its so crazy. On a little bike the bike pushes itself along but on a bike bug it feels like it just grabs the road and tears it underneath you, your brain just refuses to accept what's going on.

>>6091699 #
Make the thread about you, post your pucci
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I collect life like dolls... I wanted this Ripley but they changed the hair from rooted to sculpted and it looks so bad now.

>>6091704

It's nice. Lots of jobs, cheap cost of living, comfy, not super homophobic like the rest of Texas. It's nice.

>>6091731

I have a long drive to work and take a toll way... Which I treat like the autobahn, driving like 15-20 miles over the speed limit at least. But I talked my way out of 2 of those tickets. Police take pity on me.
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>>6091707
i like to spend time with my internet friends

>>6091747
what a cool hobby
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>>6091747
>life like dolls
two questions. Can you have sex with it and Is there one of Scarlett johanssen?
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>>6091751

My most recent purchase was Leia
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>>6091737
Pokemon sculptures would be pretty unique. You can sell them to Army!

Well I dunno what to say with regards to becoming trans man, sucks that life dealt you that family too, if it weren't for my family being so laid back I'd probably still be a closet fag hater.

>>6091747
Damn, that is incredibly detailed, you must be a big fan of alien dude, are those shoes up for sale yet?

He's taking pity on you because its a Camry, you'll never get a proper ticket until you drive an old heap from the 80s!
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>>6091766
yea i was a fag hater in highschool
i feel bad aboot it
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>>6091742
Hey I'm Seán. (Not that one)
You'll have to show me I guess ;)
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>>6091762

No, and yes.

Here's her winter soldier one I have
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>>6091777
this ain't no hot gluing thread
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>girl from high school messages me last night
>"Heyyyyy Anon :)"
>She tells me I'm cute
>Asks me if I want to do something
>Tell her I'm gay
>"Awwwww :( Really? Are you sure you're gay?"
>She eventually gives up, unconvinced that I don't like girls

Why the fuck can't my old crushes from high school message me at odd hours and ask if I want to fuck them?
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>>6091766

No, they only had 36 pairs of shoes for the whole us. Bullshit!

I love Alien a lot. One of my favorite movies and one that inspired me to become (and quit being) a filmmaker
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>>6091783

I have a bi girl I used to work with desperately want my d.

If I were straight I would in a heart beat, she's cute, she's short, and she's a nerd without being obnoxious about it.
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>>6091728
>>6091734
Am I the only one who hates pet names?
Like a lot

the only one I don't mind is babe
not baby though
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>>6091817
Is it because you are a babe? At that point it's not a pet name if it's a true description of yourself.
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>>6091817
I'd call you fatty
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>>6091817

If a guy calls me "darlin'"

I melt and my pants fly off...
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>>6091823
>Is it because you are a babe?
I suppose that's subjective
but I think it's mainly because it doesn't sound like I'm being talked down to or patronized

>>6091824
u always kno just what 2 say <3
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>>6091817
I like stupid pet names. The more cringeworthy the better.

I'd probably call you Führerpants or something.
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>>6091847
idk why, but I've never really been into the cutesy playful aspects of a relationship
I've always been at the very least a little bit emotionally distant

I'll blame my father for part of that though
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>started working out to attract cute guys
>added testosterone only makes me more interested in girls
>tfw biscum
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>>6091880
testosterone just makes me temperamental as fuck
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>>6091884
testosterone made my androgynous babyface masculine as fuck

testosterone, not even once
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>>6091894
I mean it definitely took my babyface and defined the fuck out of it, but it's still somewhat androgynous
angles out the ass tho
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>>6091772
Yeah I was a twat in school, I hung out with the group that just messed about. In the end me and another dude came out as gay though hah.

Still, boys will be boys, it was just the thing back then. I remember when I was 12 I told a few guys I thought I might be bi at the time so obviously that became the butt of some jokes~

>>6091775
Well hello senior Sean, I'd love to show you but I can't technically do it legally right now!

>>6091790
Woah, sucks you couldn't get any, they would've sold out instantly though. I'm still looking to get these teddy bear shoes... Don't judge me, I'm just a total attention whore!

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&id=251390060761&alt=web

They are absolutely awful looking, but I desperately want them even so.
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>>6091911

You went on T?
Why, again?
I forgot.
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some random guy comes over and does this to you
your reaction?
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>>6091933
I'm assuming you're being facetious here
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>>6091921

I'd wear them they are cute as fuq, t b h
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Swede looks kinda weird

t. swede
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I've been such a slut today.
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>>6091934
My pants fall down and I start whimpering

>>6091950
They also do panda ones and poodle ones too but the pandas are like ~£300 and the poodle is too gay 4 me.
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>>6091921
>senor seán
Don't start this ;-;
>>6091934
Vom.gif
>>6091961
Deets
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>>6091894
>>6091911
here's roughly an 8 year difference
13 on the left and 21 on the right

also no bully 13 yo emo faggot me
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I've been cheating on my boyfriend with this supersweet, kind guy I met. My bf is a testosterone fueled psycho and I don't know how to break up with him. What do I do?
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>>6092000
You should eat more. You need some healthy padding. How can you take a rough pounding when you're all skin and bones? You only date spineless guys with tiny dicks?
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>>6091946

No, I really want to know.

>>6092000

You actually look kind of the same. Which is remarkable, because the 13-y/o version clearly has more facial filtering and still has the heavy eyelids. And emo faggots are great, and I support their right to be scrutinized for being cute and out-of-fashion.
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>>6091980
Haha I'm not doing anything :3c

>>6092000
When will you hit puberty?

Only kidding~
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>>6092007

Why are you dating a high test gorilla anyway?

Do it be cool way... Take any of your stuff home, and break up via text
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>>6092027

He's a "top."
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>>6091961
Hooked up with a shy nerd. After that a big dicked latino guy with a cock piercing and nipple rings hit me up on grindr. Pounded me out.
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>>6092040
>>6091980
There.
>>6092036
>not wanting to date a high test gorilla
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>>6091934
ǿ
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>>6092037
How can he give a good pounding when he's on the verge of fainting from low blood sugar.
>>6092000
Tops need meat on their dicks and their bodies. This isn't healthy. Your life though.
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>>6092027
>You only date spineless guys with tiny dicks?
yes

>>6092035
should be any day now

>>6092032
because hypopituitarism

>>6092070
I'm quite happy with my body and dick
thanks though
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>>6092052

I want a mid test man. Not too angry, not too soft... Just right to sweetly cuddle with.
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>>6092036
>why high test gorilla

He was and is a jock. Was quite charming in the beginning too. He's especially agressive in the bedroom though and not very big. He can get scary. I don't like looking like I've just been in a gang fight after sex.
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What's the min dick size for a top?
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Oh my god I'm done, this will be my next "car" I don't even give a fuck if they're £5000 starting

https://youtu.be/r6UqULSSAPs
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>>6092133
5" would be it but most people are size queens.
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>>6092000
lame 8 year transformation desu step it up
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>>6092035
You say that now :D
>>6092052
Nice
>>6092133
9 inches at least
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>when your plush comes in but its a chinese knockoff
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>>6092133
11 inches
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>>6092133
big enough to stretch the booty
i have a 10 inch dildo and it hits the inner sphincter.
its a weird feeling and im kind of glad i don't use it all the time
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>>6092159
I'll save it all for the snugglesofa!

Also, do you like the idea of tickle torture?
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>>6092000
you used to be cute
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>>6092166
>>6092172
>>6092159
>>6092140
You're making me feel inadequate
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>>6092219
those are the rules, at least now you know you are a bottom
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>>6092219
don't worry about it
as good as that dildo feels, its not a warm throbbing cum spewing real one
>when you feel the throbbing
oh lawdy take me now
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I'm filling in for another secretary today, and her cube has a fuck ton of handwritten bible quotes pinned up all over the place and two big study bibles filled with bookmarks. I'm feeling a little judged.
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>>6092251
christians hate for the sake of tribal hate
>you don't agree with us 100% you are bad
>>6092243
come over and sin with me <3
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>>6092203
sry, i'll do my best to undo puberty
no promises though
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>>6092251
You're a funny guy, Anon
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>>6092262
you mean you're finally going on estrogen?
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>>6092274
I don't think estrogen can reshape my bone structure
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>>6092201
It's sounds .... amazing, I'm a bit ticklish
>>6092219
I'm kidding, if it ain't like 3 inches it's ok
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>>6092281
They're door to door Jesus salesmen. Of course they're going to feign understanding.
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>>6092290
>>6092242
Thanks now I feel reassured
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>>6092290
Alright I'll get some frilly handcuffs and a feather duster.

But really I'm just going to snuggle up and the tickle you.
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>>6092373
What did I do in a past life to deserve this? Haha :D
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>tfw no lloydaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kodJC6OwOY4
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>>6092289

Don't knock it until you've tried it.
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>Go climbing for the first time
>get stuck in a corner with my legs awkwardly splayed to keep from falling
>guy watching from below says "at least your butt looks good, nice calves as well"

is he into me?
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>>6092538
He was probably playfully teasing you. You realise straight guys get homoerotic as a joke like all the time right?
If he is a homo, the most you can take away from this is that he might think you're cute. That's a world away from being into someone.
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>>6092289
no but it can change fat deposits in your face which means you look like you have a different bone structure
pic related, a femboy before and after 100 days of hrt
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>>6092651
Yeah straight guys are mean, my friend keeps dry humpung me and doing silly dominance play things like pinning me down and asphyxiation stuff. Pretty sure he's aware I'm homo, I keep popping boners because it though. I wish he'd just fuck me already.

>>6092441
Haha don't get too excited yet, you're only setting yourself up for disappointment I'm sure!
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>>6092669
>femboy
Good fucking grief
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>>6092669
>shave
>hair down
>fix up eyebrows
>smile
>more flattering lighting

WOW HRT DID SO MUCH
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>>6092669
Femboy? That's literally a creepy ass basement dwelling man who turned into a 50 year old woman.

Gay man's verdict? Next please! *snaps fingers*
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>>6092710
It also gave him some half-assed titties. Amazing.
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>>6092669
That's you isn't it anon
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>>6092669
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Imagining this guy with boobs is just... Just something else.
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>>6092725
i guess he was just unlucky. i got no tits myself thanks to my german lanklet genes but still enough butt and thunder thighs thanks to mom and her jew genes

evading gay death FTW yo
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>>6092706
Tell us more Senpai
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>>6092669
>femboy
>hrt
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO NO NO YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG HE IS A TRANNY NOT A FEMBOY

FEMBOYS ARE A SUBCATEGORY OF TWINKS AND ARE FEM WITHOUT THE USE OF HRT, SURGERY, MAKEUP ETC.

TRAPS ARE CROSSDRESSERS WHO PASS WITHOUT HRT AND SURGERY

TRANNIES ARE CROSSDRESSERS WHO USE HRT AND SURGERY
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>>6092669
Hahahahahahahaha
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>>6092710
it's kinda hard to find a good comparison shot because most of the timeline ones try and make it look like they're improving
here's another example, a trans woman who is only taking oestrogen and is not on any antiandrogens after one month hrt
weight loss cannot account for the subtle change in face and i stress subtle because this is after only one month
oestrogen changes where fat goes in the body, which is why women tend to be curvier, it is not just underlying skeletal structure
same applies to face
also i'm not using hot ones because they're only hot because they literally look like women, which is presumably not going to happen to a femboy who is dosing lower amounts of oestrogen
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>>6092796
lol calm your autism rugby, no one cares
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>>6092822
I'll sell your dog to a Korean, cunt.
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>>6092796
gender is a social construct
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>>6092830
noooo you y-you wouldn't do that to muffin who dindu nuffin wrong, w-w-w-would you?

i don't even have a doge try again, lmao
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>>6092669
Hahahahahahahaha

I still can't get over it.

You went from a 3/10 to a 4/10.

Hahahahahaha


Would not bang
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>>6092839
I'll get you a dog for a shelter, wait until you become best friends with it and then take it from you.

>>6092831
So are borders, nations, ethnicities, religions, money and a fuckload of other stuff. Your point? :^)
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>>6092842
that's not me
i have a beard so i'm certainly not going to be going on oestrogen any time soon
it's the 4th row on google image search for hrt face and is ironically from susan's
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>>6092848
>So are borders
Pls don't start this.
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>>6092871
statist shill pls
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>>6092706
True true but it sounds like good craic
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>>6092875
>muh borders are meaningless
>muh anarchist society
Enjoy your lawless doomed to fail "society".
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>>6092871
Borders are literally social constructs though. We created them. Sure, there are natural 'borders' like mountain ranges & rivers and all that, but actual state borders are created by us. That doesn't mean that people can just disrespect borders and cross them illegally, I hate this new idea of calling something a social construct to invalidate its existence.
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>>6092848
there wasn't actually a point i was just hoping saying it would cause some drama
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>>6092791
Not much more to say on it than that really to be honest, it just happens daily. My favourite part of all of it is the tickling though. But he does it so much my armpits sting like a motherfucker.

We also snuggle up bed sometimes though.... I just don't know anymore.

>>6092881

Only time will tell~
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>>6092919
I never said they weren't.
I just hate how "intellectuals" immediately call borders outdated useless things when they're obviously not.

Thus I prefer that nobody mentions borders lest the "intellectuals" start foaming at the mouth
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>>6092922
I can call you a cunt and post that pic of Swede & I to get 5652 salty again if you want.
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>be on grindr
>mfw at least 50% of my area is blacks whose profiles say "im not gay haha im jus tryna get da booty if u kno what im sayin haha [emojis]"
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>>6091707
Paintball, skate boarding and guns.
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>>6092956
Give them your whoooty
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>>6092956
they on the dl
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>>6092956
thankfully I live near a university, so not many blacks
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>>6092943
works for me! i'll call you, idk, a fat turk or accuse you of being a pedo or something
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>>6092978
So do I. It changed nothing.
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>>6092984
Don't forget that I'm also a neonazi drug addict!

Cunt.
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>>6092932
Truth :~:
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>>6093005
>masc4fem master race
Who is the masc?
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>>6093005
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>>6093028
Thanks <3

>>6093017
;-;
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> video games, anime/manga stuff, collect things (mostly game items), avid film watcher
>going to brush up on and learn more German soon
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>>6093028

Hahahahaha
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A guy I know has only dated transguys but insists he's straight. Is it bullshit or nah?
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>>6093048
i know you're only posting this in the thread, but i'm going to assume you've at least considered making an online dating profile so let's approach this like a dating profile
> video games
this is a hobby, but it's not a very good one to say. most people play video games, if you list it as a hobby you just sound like a hardcore gamer bbzt next
>anima/manga stuff
weeabo? bbzzzt next
>collect things (mostly game items)
bbbzzzt bzzzzt bzzzt also this basically goes into "gamer and weeabo" so you don't need to state it
>avid film watcher
using words like avid in relation to watching films makes you sound like an aficionado. i'm willing to wager you're unfamiliar with italian neorealism and you think fassbinder is a misspelling of that guy who was in x men
protip: if you say you're into film, people will assume you're into cultural films. watching superhero movies does not count. i also don't want to hear about the cultural significance and artistic merit of your superhero movies, nobody cares
>going to brush up on and learn more German soon
"i stopped learning german because i can't complete tasks or commit to anything and now have a vague pipedream"
bbbzzzztt
2/10 try again
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>>6093104

I don't know, did they still have pussies?
And did I really even need to ask that?
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>>6093104
he's probably somewhere in the middle, "gay" and "straight" tend to go a bit haywire when you factor in trans people
although the official answer is "he's misgendering them and being transphobic"
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>>6091783
Anon. My one high school crush. Please let me put my wiener in your guy butt tonight
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>>6093112
brutal
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>>6093104
depends on how passable they are

if he's fucking tumblrinas with pink hair then he's a fag but straight and if he's fucking hairy dudes with "bonus holes" then he's gay
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>>6091735
Rabbi >\\\< omfg
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Is sexual intercourse between a gay man and an unpassable trans woman gay or straight?
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>>6091783
>Why the fuck can't my old crushes from high school message me at odd hours and ask if I want to fuck them?
REEEEE! Handsome guy get out! You filthy normie scum. I bet you leave the house every twelve hours. SMELLY DUMB NORMIE SCUM. REEEEEE.
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>>6093155
>if he's fucking tumblrinas with pink hair then he's a fag
Not him but please post said boipucci with pink hair. I am asking for reasons.
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>>6093172
Gayyyyyy

I don't care how much trannies swear up and down that they're women. If they're taking dicks up their ass and have dick on dick sex, it's gay and you're having gay sex.
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>>6092963
>tfw no STALKER bf.
>tfw no Zone of Alienation
>tfw no STALKER bf to explore the Zone of Alienation with
>tfw no STALKER to kill Sterlok with
>tfw no STALKER bf to hunt artifacts with and sell to the Trader
>tfw no STALKER bf to survive blowouts with
>tfw no STALKER bf to loot dead bodies with
>tfw 250 blackboard post due by 11:59PM
>tfw I haven't started yet
>tfw blackboard post is holding me up from finding a Shadow of Chernobyl STALKER bf


>tfw no bf
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Do you have a husband/boyfriend or are you dating someone or have a fuckbuddy gaygen?

http://www.strawpoll.me/10065862
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>>6093176
it's not boipuccis with pink hair he's referring to
he's referring to people like pic related who insist they are men
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>>6093172
Gay.
Any man sexually involved with anything other than a cis woman is gay.
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>>6093189
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>>6093180
How about sexual intercourse between a gay man (a masc one) and a passable trans woman with a 7" tinkler. Is it gay or straight?
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>>6093048

Are you single anon?
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>>6093206
I'd say it's bi, because the trans girl passes. It's still dick on dick sex
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>>6093206
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>6093199
>Jesus christ how horrifying dot tiff
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>>6093227
Also the gay man in question is probably not even gay but bi. Actual gay men aren't attracted to fem features.
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>>6093186
>tfw no bf when the blowout happens.
>tfw i will die alone in the zone
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>>6093242
I don't really think that's true. Gay men are so specific with their preferences, there are like 15 different body types. Those femboys are gay as fuck and a lot of femboys only want to get with other femboys
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>>6093186
SoC with the misery mod is best stalker.

Freedom is the only answer. Fuck Duty.
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>>6093242
Does that mean rugby is straight since he's dating swede?
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>>6093271
I'm straighter than the pole your mother dances on.
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>>6093288
But you fuck boys in the ass, that's gay! Eww!
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>>6093288
His mother weights 300 pounds.
That pole ain't staying straight for long.
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>>6093292
It's not gay, it's a boypussy.
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>>6093257
>tfw no experience STALKER bf to mentor you as you kill banditos with

>>6093267
>tfw no duty bf to kill freedom hippies with
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>>6093298
H I G H T E S T

>>6093292
Can't you read? It's not gay if you fuck a fem guy apparently. My parents will be overjoyed to hear about my heterosexuality! Thanks /mascgen/ <3
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>>6093301
But the Freedom guys were all homo, its the place to be. I'd prefer a bandit bf though.

>>6093300
Still gay.
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>>6093292
I'm sure you'll be acting like that come summer
>but I'm not gay
>just put it in
>poop comes out their , nooooo
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>>6093312
>implying I won't be pounding it until my dick snaps
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>>6093308
>It's not gay if you fuck a fem guy apparently.
so does that make me a lesbian...?
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this makes me feel confused
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if it's gay for a man to have sex with a tranny then why don't gay men want to sleep with me?
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>>6093324
Nah you're just a fag

>>6093330
Because you're ugly.
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>>6093330
i'd sleep with a tranny
boy butt is boy butt desu
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>>6093324
Only if you like folk music
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>>6093322
Like it will stop then, silly KR you know nothing
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>>6093332
but i'm not, i look like carl grimes from TWD tbqh
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>>6093349
you ugly and got a messed up eye son
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>>6093349
Look for pedos then
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>>6091728
I used to call my ex baboo or boobear, which he hated
he'd call me midget, dwarf, shrimp, munchkin, brat, runt
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>>6093349
Ohhhh okay. So you're just unattractive then.
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#tfwnobf

>>6093340
uhm rude?
but true
>>6093361
don't take it too literally m9
>>6093362
they tend to be violent so no thanks
>>6093376
but unattractive boys like myself need love too
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>>6092179
they bullying u again hitler
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>>6093382
I posted that lol

>>6093341
do this count
https://youtu.be/eeLLjJFNKSI
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>>6093380
rude?
how is rude
i was just saying i'd fuck a mans ass even if he was hopped up on sugar pills
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>>6093380
Get a cat
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>>6093393
but my ass is bigger than an average dude's and also more squishy. boys tend to have flat butts
>>6093395
but cat can't be your boyfriend
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>>6093416
get a decent paying job and hire someone to be your bf
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>>6093416
>boys tend to have flay butts
post butt
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>>6093416
>take it too literal
Boys with flat buts need to do deep squats. I need to do deep squats an lunges. God I have so much potential but Im lazy.
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>>6093206

You know, I'd have said elsewise, but I guess the "bi" anon got it. Or, alternatively, call it "tri" and define a transwoman who has tits but also still has a dick as a physiological synthetic hermaphrodite.

There are different factors at work here, too. A person can simultaneously feel an acknowledgement of someone's gender and an attraction to their birthsex. Even a passing transwoman could still bear some features of an extremely feminine male that may themselves be the object of attraction (along with the cock). And for a heterosexual, the realization of penile presence could potentially be repulsive --- and here's where I really lose the plot and go off on a tangent about how we really ought to be more understanding of heterosexual preferences and sexual boundaries when they aren't being expressed with violence.
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>>6093112
Better kill myself, some autist doesn't like me on the 4chans.

>>6093222
Indeedy.
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>>6093423
but most people get boyfriends for free
>>6093426
you're probably just some lurker who's straight. i only want real gay boys tbqh
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>>6093441

What do you collect?
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>>6093450
>straight
i'm a cock gobbling faggot
i just tried to take 2 dildos yesterday and only stopped because i realized they could take turns
a good butt is a good butt, since you stated you have a nice butt the burden of proof is on you, so post your butt
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>>6093112
please tell me where to start with italian neorealism i actually want to know more

>>6093450
>but most people get boyfriends for free
and most people have to put in a semblance of effort for that to happen so like, either do that or grow accustomed to solitude
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>>6093473
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>>6093464
but i am not a slut
>>6093470
> either do that or grow accustomed to solitude
wow you're just like my dad
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>>6093473

Mmmmmmmm
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>>6093345
Damn this is going to be a heated session, can we do all sorts of weird kinky shit?
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>>6093329
Yeah I mean like what fucking language is that
>>6093493
I thought you put something between his legs to look like a dick from the thumbnail
You're not that bad I guess :D
>>6093496
How kinky?
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>What do you like to do for fun, gaygen?
Vidya. Writing code. Playing my violin.
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>>6093507
does you have breeding hips pic of that goat person?
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Cultural film classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeMM73ZTBGg
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>>6093500
Bondage, pet play, leashes, restraints, pile driving, asphyxiation, tickling, *ass licking*, whipping, spanking x100, loads more let's just see where it goes.

PEANUT BUTTER
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>tfw no pre-jupp skinnyfat SP bf
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>>6093500

No, but I did undress him completely to redo some padding and stitching on his pants and coat.

There are anatomically correct seamless silicone figures. Phicen. Pretty cool.
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>>6093522
Asphyxiation isn't my thing with asthma, kinda scares me
Every thing else is pretty g as long as it doesn't go too hard
>>6093525
That's actually kinda cool, well done
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>>6093532
I dunno I just listed random shit, I like most anything. Will you have an asthma attack like that anon who does when he gets fucked? Its so cute~
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>What do you like to do for fun?

Read, play guitar, video and sound editing as a hobby

It's hard to get motivated/disciplined but I used to do martial arts regularly and skateboard. I'm getting out of shape. Sucks.

>>6093519
I do enjoy mondo films
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guys
guys
>Bearded guys with hairless bodies
or
>Baby-faced guys with hairy bodies
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>>6093515
If you were looking for that Anon who posted goat boy, I'm not him. But if you're looking for a specific pic, I can try to help you if you describe it in greater detail. I have a relatively large folder related to the game.

>>6093558
The second.
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>>6093558
I think the former. Depends on the baby face. On the flipside a bearded guy can still look terrible it's not really a huge dealbreaker if they've got facial hair or not.
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>>6093535
I'm ok with most things, like I'll try them
I like spanking mostly , not into getting spanked tho
Also it'd be like wide eyed horror followed with a punch to your gut if I'm not tied down but I do get wheezy after sex :~:
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>>6093558

Depends on the baby face or the hairless body...

Normally the latter
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>>6093460
Mostly video game collectibles. I only recently started. Some other items too. Nerd shit, you know.

>>6093515
Do not fug the goat.
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>>6093577
Oh god yes please spanking is incredible. So wait you'll punch me in the gut if you have an asthma attack? Rude! It'd be my dicks fault, not mine!
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It's a nice surprise when a normal looking baby-faced twunk is actually hairy as fuck under his shirt.
A guy with a full beard who shaves his body seems pointless to me.
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>>6093568
>>6093592
it was just him looking at the viewer
i don't want to fug i just want to appreciate the effeminate figure
okay mabyee i wan sum fug but let's not pretend you wouldn't
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>>6093599
Only if it comes from you directly choking me I meant. All other ways results in collapsing on you, gasping for air and pawing your back
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>>6093614
Get to London now!
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>>6093635
I can't, I have exams currently
I wish I could desu, you sound cute as hell
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>>6093604
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>>6093592

Like what?
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>>6093592
>Nerd shit, you know
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>>6093592
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>>6093592
>Do not fug the goat.
Rule34 > your feelings.
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>>6093604
I know exactly the one, sadly I don't have it on the device I'm using.
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>>6093667

Hmm... it wasn't this one, was it?
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>>6091727
Giving him Aids
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>>6093648
That's pretty cool and is that Albert wesker beside him
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>>6093649
Holy shit. The implications are strong.

>>6093663
Poor goat.

>>6093648
That's actually pretty cool. You should post a picture of the things you have.
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>>6093643
Don't worry. I can wait for this lewdness~

What do you study dude?
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>>6093703
Drama and theatre, surprisingly not rolling in boipucci
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>>6093687
>>6093682

That would be like 30 pictures.

And yes, it's Albert. I'm hoping to get Chris soon.
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>>6093647
>>6093667
>>6093671
neigh he was fully clothed and i believe below his thighs were bellow the picture
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>>6093721
Really? I figured a lot of gay dudes would do drama haha, stereotypes!

How long do you have left on that, how many years on it?
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>>6093747
Oh they do, they're just ugly or stuck up or women haha
Foundation year currently, 4 years left
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>>6093441
your intro described you as a gaming weeabo
autists are your target audience m80
>>6093470
if you want to be happy: miracle in milan
if you want to be sad: the bicycle thief
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>>6093473
>>6093481
he's starting to put his andy weight back on
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>>6093755
You can still fuck the uggos though, they will be desperate for your peen.

Damn dude, four years is a long ting, so I presume you must be looking to get into the media industry after?

My sister is at uni doing media currently. She said she does absolutely no studying, she just has sex constantly, oh my. She also has some girlfriends that want to *convert* me~
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>>6093796
>>6093796
his body + his really femme personality are huge turn offs
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>>6093891
Personally I love the combination,
Too bad he's taken :/
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Who else here doesn't want to have sex til marriage? It's my dream but it seems to be impossible to find a guy with similar ideals.
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Why do people lie on their profile when they say "I'll respond to every message?"

Or at least block me dear lord
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t b h mathc4mathc should just die
especially sp & jupp
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>>6093908
my gramps used to say that you shouldnt buy a cow before tasting the milk

I trust he's right, and when applied to gay relationships it means I wouldnt marry a guy before tasting his semen
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>>6093921
they'll respond to everyone who's not an uggo

sorryyyy
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>>6093884
Yeah but if I do, my cred goes down you know.
Yeah it's pretty chill the goal is to study as a thespian after or write/direct.
>>6093921
Yeah esp when they don't respond to begin with
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>>6093932
Good.
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>>6091707

i like watching comfy tv shows like Dr Katz and Seinfeld while wrapped up in a duvet and holding one of my teddy bears.

On a related note, how big a dealbreaker is a collection of approx 12-15 soft toys for an 18 year old masc-ish dude?
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>>6093941
i hope theyre stupid fucking pugs die too
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>>6093937
But with gay relationships you want cow that's as clean as possible. I'm fine with kissing, cuddling, holding hands... But we would both lose our virginity to each other on our wedding night.

I don't even like the ideal of anal sex very much. I'm just a bit conservative and want to hold back for the One.
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>>6093949

I think it's kinda cute, I used to collect beanie babies when I was younger
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>>6093908
That's literally never going to happen for you, but could you talk us through why you want to wait until marriage?
>>6093921
Because when they started their profile they really meant it, but then they realised how time consuming responding to every message on a dating website actually is, and then they forgot to delete it off their profile.
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>>6093949
t b h just being feel good / scarf shoes is a deal breaker
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>>6093908
I don't have a plan to get married, ever. Even if I did, I don't think I'd be the kind to think leaving sex for after marriage means anything. At the most, I like waiting a few months into the relationship before I decide to get intimate with someone. Whenever it feels like I have enough confidence in the other person.

I have a really hard time seeing what the purpose of waiting that long to have sex is in the first place. To me, it just seems people think too highly of marriage, like it's some kind of fail-safe.
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>>6093967
hes a fat welsh autistic baby
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>>6093959
>But with gay relationships you want cow that's as clean as possible.
Do you mean free of STDs? Because you can test for that now.
Or...
>I don't even like the ideal of anal sex
> lose our virginity
do you feel gay sex is dirty? It's nice to have a special first time, but sexual compatibility is an important part of adult relationships, and sex isn't dirty and virgins aren't "pure". It's a misapplied value judgement.
Could you explain what it is you feel like you'd be holding back for the one, and why it's important to hold it back?
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>>6093949
Its not a deal breaker, you cuddle a teddy while I cuddle you
Also I have the trinity version of that teddy
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>>6093959

And what happens if the sex is bad? You aren't compatible? Your lack of experience hurts the other?
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>>6093985

only two of those things are true

>>6093976

yeah but i mean aside from that
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>>6093975
>but could you talk us through why you want to wait until marriage?
Like I said I'm a bit conservative. I feel like I can't give myself to someone 100% if I've already given myself to someone else who doesn't matter. I think the modern society is way too sexual and this constant sex sex sex thing is making people just miserable.

>>6093999
We will learn together like real lovers should
Sex should be about emotion and bonding
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