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last thread >>6081014

tinychat com/notgaygen
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>>6085172

Everything wrong I just that terrible writer who fucked it over... Lindelof? Who turns everything he touches into shit
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>>6085192
He's great at fucking up interesting premises for stories
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What is your darkest secret /gaygen/?

>sometimes when getting dressed I take my flaccid cock and bunch up the foreskin so it looks like a shar pei
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>>6085211
I date older men because I have paternal love issues and they're mostly the only men I can get
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>>6085211
I've barebacked a few guys with out telling them of my status.
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>>6085223
Bad anon
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>>6085211

I pick my nose and eat the results...
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>>6085198

>Lost

>Prometheus

>Star Trek into darkness

How does this guy fail upwards
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>>6085223
>barebacking guys with you're poz
trip on Sadon
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>>6085241
Wow it's almost like people like his ideas more then how they hate his writing and as long as he writes them into profit, he'll be kept on
How does Sandler keep making movies? They always make their money back
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>>6085223
Plz poz me up daddy

>>6085211
Dunno, I guess dogs. But that's known to most people on here anyway.
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>>6085211
as a black man i shitpost all the time on r9k about bbc to piss white people off when in reality i have no quarrel with them
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>>6085260
How big is your dick?

I always wanted to know the validity behind the bbc thing.
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>>6085211
I'm the creepy stalker
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>>6085264
I'm black and I'm a solid 5 inches. bbc is a myth, I wish that stereotype would die out cause I'm tired of seeing the look of disappointment on guys faces.
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>>6085264
about 6"

believe it or not most black dudes are about the average. if you ask me i think it's basically repeated to piss off black teens who think they're smaller than normal and make them insecure about nothing kind of like >>6085271 is saying.
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>>6085271
Damn man, sucks that people are expecting you to whip out some 10 inch monster.

Have you found that to be the case with a lot of guys then? Have they just been turned off by it?

Cock whores man.

>>6085275
Fair point about young black guys growing up, its so pushed in pornography and as a general stereotype that its just become the norm and people are just expecting to see huge black cocks.

Sucks about the whole assumption and then disappointment thing though, but then again if people are just out to get knobbed I guess they all want some sort of ass excavator, really hard on you guys though.
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>>6085285
all guys are size queens, I don't see how thats extra bad for black guys.
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>>6085252

I don't think they are his ideas. I think someone else does the ideas and badly writes them.
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>>6085294
Yeah but as those guys said they have this bbc expection to live up to.

Whipping your cock out only to see disappointment on someone's face is awful.
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>>6085294
yeah, but come on nobody realistically expects a white guy to be hung lmao
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>>6085310
Fair enough
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>>6085314

Never a problem with me... People see foreskin and suddenly act like I'm some exotic thing.

It's always fun, despite the bad handjobs
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>>6085328
>foreskin
go back to mexico, pedro
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>>6085345

>Mexico, Canada, most of Europe, a huge chunk of the world

Nah, go back to your surgeon, maybe fix that scar .
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>>6085328
This is another thing I never got either, why is circumcision so pushed over there? Have the Jews really won the war?!
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>>6085380

Essentially. It got super popular during the early to mid 1900s due to insistence it's "cleaner" and easier to manage "sexual feelings and infidelity and masturbation."

So essentially the Jews ruined everything out of spite
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hitler would make a great woman

let's get her on estrogen before it's too late!
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On BBC - it's semi-true, in my experience. Most black guys I've gotten with had larger than average ones, and the two largest guys I've been with were black and almost impossible to do anything with. I mean, I couldn't take them, but I couldn't really fit my mouth around them either. The longest I had to stretch my jaw a lot and the thickest I could just sort of lick.
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>>6085374
>shit hole third world countries
keep your dick cheese to yourself, jose

>>6085401
>Kellogg
>Jewish
fucking retard

>>6085380
It started with Kellogg pushing it through because he was a Christian fundie and pushed circumcision because he thought it would curb masturbation and infidelity in America. Don't listen to that wetback Army he is from some third world country and doesn't know American History.
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>>6085442
I really wouldn't
my facial features are more masculine and defined than you think they are, anon
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>>6085455

>doesn't know

>"easier to manage "sexual feelings and infidelity and masturbation."

Umm... Said the same thing.
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>>6085472
you said
>So essentially the Jews ruined everything out of spite

Again
>Kellogg
>Jewish
I know you're a wetback and your IQ is hovering around 80, but you should think before typing things you know nothing about.
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>>6085477

But I still said the same thing. Lol you're the one having a break down over here. Is someone in the closet for some Aztec fever?
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>>6085450
>BBC talk
Dang, I miss my ex. Best sex I've ever had.
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>>6085401
>>6085455
Hahaha jeeez, I can't believe it's still a thing today. Kellogg sure hated wanking, apparently cornflakes were invented to curb it too, though that could be a bit of a joke I'm not 100% on it.
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I feel lonely and empty gaygen...

I keep trying to date and find a boyfriend but I just keep getting hurt and no one takes anything seriously anymore.

I'm the only single person in my friends now, I'm always the 3rd wheel. And everyone complains that I'm depressed and lonely and can't stop getting down about it.

I just want to end it. No one seems to care to be invested in me, my friends are slowly distancing themselves instead of helping me or being supportive in any way.
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>>6085527
Oh it was that Kellogg

At I know why they're called rice crispies now... taste like dry cum
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>>6085532
I know how you feel. I'm the token gay of my group of friends, all of whom have someone in their lives at the moment.

Oh well. That's what I get for being broken inside.
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>>6085532
Instead of looking for someone else to complete you or make you happy, work on bettering yourself emotionally to where you don't need anyone else to be happy
then and only then will you be able to have a healthy relationship
otherwise you'll just end up codependent and doomed to fail

never rely on others for happiness or satisfaction in life
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>>6085544
Well I think it was that one anyway.

Rice krispies are uuuggghhh, curiously cinnamon is where its at.
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>>6085615
Frostys and coco pops
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>>6085592

That's what everyone says but I don't feel that way. I'm just trapped in my head a lot. I have nice hobbies, I don't hate myself, I work out and try to better myself, I have a job where I make okay money and it doesn't stress me out too much. I just have no one to pour myself into, and I end up feeling stagnate.

I come home, sleep alone in my bed for the 1100th night in a row, just miserable that I was ghosted again or ignored.

I just don't make myself happy because I'm a social person. I love making myself happy by making others happy.
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>>6085615

I dig Rice Krispies myself.
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>>6085184

I actually don't know what I'd do with the remaining 29M.

Probably buy a niq clone and put him in storage as a backup then.
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>>6085869
There's a guy on chaturbate who looks my double that will do stuff for a few bucks per hour i guess
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Why does my dog sleep so much gaygen?
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>>6085922
You bore him, so he dreams of better lives
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>>6085922
Its really great you should try it. I've been known to sleep all night, play games for a couple hours, guitar for a couple hours, then take a 4 hour nap, go to work, come back, sleep again
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>>6085950
you sloth
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>>6085922
Probably because he is bored man, dogs will just sleep if there's nothing to do. You should let him have his way with you, you owe him that much now.>>6085931
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>>6085954
I just really hate being tired at work, its a pretty physical job and the customers can really wear on you.
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>>6085969
Should I put peanut butter on my genitals?
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>>6086008
Sure but not for the dog ;)
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>>6086008
That will work but if you just point your ass at him he will do the rest.
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>>6086016
Do you like peanut butter bb? ;)
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>>6086029
Yeah I do bby esp with nuts ;)
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>>6086038
Come on over bb ;)))
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>>6086050
Where you based baby? ;)
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>>6086016
>>6086029
>>6086038
>>6086050
>>6086057
;)
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>>6086057
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
;)
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>>6086062
:(
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>>6086075
Not too far away,
D U B L I N
U
B
L
I
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Thread is weird. Here's a kitten.
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>>6086101
Let the peanut butter meet up begin.
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>>6085211
im deeply in the closet
i eat my boogers and earwax
when i fap i have to hit my taint and pretend im getting knocked up in order to get off
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Who here wants to be handcuffed and fucked brutally by a policeman?

Should I go ask him?
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>>6086118
Aww yeah buddy, one of us will have to post progress and it's not the weirdest way a gg story started
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who posted that cute goat boy a few days ago?
i know you're in here
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>>6086131
Brutality and BDSM is yucky.
Having a nurturing daddy is much sexier.

A police man would make a great daddy, keeping you safe.
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>>6086101
Except I was joking, I'm not really from London, I'm from the New England ;(
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>>6086144
Wow what a cock tease.

Don't worry peanut butter anon, come to London and you can lick the peanut butter off my cock instead. Please have cutie Irish accent.
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>>6086131

Go for it.
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>>6086144
You're a fucking monster
>>6086131
Yeah but ask for his hot friend
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>Thread starts turning into a cut/uncut argument
>Gets defused shortly before it goes full retard
Thank god.

>>6085237
I do this too. It's funny because it all started when someone innocently joked about what they would taste like. In my own privacy, I decided to give it a shot, and realized I enjoyed it. It's even more convenient than having to blow my nose off or something just to clean up up there, so it's a double win.
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>>6086156
it should be optional
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>>6086150
>>6086152
No please, I'm not a monster I was just joking around
C-come to America
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>>6086156
I really shouldn't have browsed this thread while I was eating lunch.
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>>6086168
I don't get it. What should be optional?
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>>6086175
ur foreskin removal
not forced on you
i don't like beef curtain vaginas but that doesn't mean we should start removing vaginal skin at birth
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>>6086150
Sounds like a plan, what does kr stand for btw?
>>6086173
Come to Dublin, silly. it's nicer here even though we don't currently have a government
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>>6086178
Oh, yeah. I think everyone agrees with that. It really should be a medical last resort, which is what happened with me when I was a teenager and had to get it done, least I run the risk of dangerous infections. Otherwise, fuck people who blindly decide to put a scalpel there without any justification.
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>>6086180
No money bb
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>>6086199
Me too :(
And London would be cheaper ...
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lets play fuck marry kill again
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Just had a telemarketer call me and ask my a it which Viagra I use. Proceeded to describe in detail how I was using it to fuck him repeatedly. He turned it around and said he was gonna use it to fuck my Daughter.

Accused him of being a baby rapist and he hung up. Best day ever.
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>>6086251
>fuck
My left hand
>marry
My work
>kill
Myself
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>>6086251
Ok fmk
Senpai
Hitler
Crumpet/ scarf and shoes anon (I'll put swede in case you don't remember him) >>6086263
Ayy
I'd Fuck your hand too
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>>6086270
Nah, you'd recoil in terror, just like all the rest.
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>>6086251
>fuck
Mondays
>marry
it's too embarrassing
>kill
Poseidon so I can reclaim my title as King of the Ocean.
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>>6086180
Its a date then~

It stands for KingRice, its a trip I've had for years but I just stuck with KR. Everyone always thinks I'm Asian because of it hah.
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>>6086288
Also fuck roaches, asshole cyclists and people who complain that everything is too spicy and people who boil corn cobs.
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My T cell count may be dropping but my blood pressure is rising

t. Sadon
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No joke gaygen sucks now.
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>>6086283
Is it a smooth hand? I doubt I'd be in terror from a hand
>>6086300
Oh yeah I remember now, how's it going king. Tbf I was one of those who thought you were Asian haha
>>6086316
So does your mama
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>>6086316
your dad sucks

#rekt
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>>6086302
And fuck people who just wash their hands with water and don't use soap, fuck those dumb loafers with the tassels on them, fuck adults who slurp their food, fuck that one lady who said our ketchup was too spicy OUR FUCKING KETCHUP, fuck the sun, fuck the 13 year old who lives in our neighborhood that screams all day, fuck people who drive through crosswalks while people are in them, fuck people who just let their dogs shit everywhere, fuck that dumb stupid bird, fuck this shit, fuck that shit, fuck your shit, fuck my boyfriend's boss for making him work all the time, fuck Imagine Dragons, fuck AT&T for fucking up my phone and fuck the wind.

I'm very tired.
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>>6086332
What hour are you on?
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>>6086186
>implying its not leftover religious backwash
do you not have running water in your house?
im sorry your posting on 4chan from a third world shithole
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>>6086364
I'm sure some random person on the internet like you would know my medical record to know my problem was just lack of cleaning.
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>>6086375
sure glad a random person like you has had foreskin and was not able to clean it
why not remove our toe nails? they just build up fungal infections and hangnails they're ACTUALLY useless
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>>6086308
It's funny because he hooked up with an anon from gaygen and that anon tested positive afterward.
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>>6086332

Where you at?
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>>6086383
Whatever you say. Please go get peritonitis and die when you refuse to get an appendectomy even when medicine isn't helping you.
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>>6086353
It's only 1:39 here but I'm sick as fuck and on a shit ton of cough syrup and medicine. So I feel almost kind of drunk or something. I haven't been sleeping well because I'm fucking sick and I've tried napping but I can't. So now I'm trying to find that fucking dinosaur computer documentary with the nice voice but I can't remember it's name. It's shit.
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>>6086270
>senpai
Gross he looks like a fatter Jared fogel with corn pops teeth.

I'd kill all three of them and marry and fuck myself
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>he can't clean his dick
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>>6086414
Atlanta. Fight me.
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>>6086440

Gladly. What part?
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>>6085681
You have to learn to be happy on your own. You can't use someone else to be happy. Focus on hobbies, friends, stop trying to fill a gap with a guy. Clearly it's bumming you out more than anything.
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>>6086429
I meant your rant is similar to the 25th hour rant
>>6086432
And that's how the news goes ... >>6086434
Are you ... offering?
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>>6085615
crunchy nut or get out
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My office has some old plumbing, so when I use the urinal, sometimes I have to rap on the little solenoid looking bit that the handle connects to in order to get it to stop flushing. And then I do the Fonzie thumbs up and silently mouth a little "aaaay" to myself as I walk out, go back to my desk, and wish I was dead until the next time I have to take a piss.

I am the Fonzie of urinals. It is one of the few instances of joy I experience in a given day. I am telling you all because I have no real friends.
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>>6086447
As soon as I'm over this cold bullshit we'll fight at murder Kroger.

>>6086457
Oh shit sorry. I need to see that movie. I need to see a lot of movies. But mostly right now I want to see some fucking dinosaurs while a guy talks about them in his nice voice. Or I wish the nerd I live with would come home so I can sleep on him. Or a ginger ale.
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>>6086482
>cold

Is that code for "I'm a pussy"?
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>>6086316
Yes.

>>6086322
Yeah its alright, nothing major going on really but getting there with life. I think I remember a Dublin anon and being a femboy? Iunno~
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>>6086270
fuck Senpai
marry myself
kill feelgood
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>>6086482
>mfw teacup anon is high on cough syrup and challenging people to fight him

how do you feel about your dad joke bf?

also could you be thinking about walking with dinosaurs?
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>>6086270
i only know what hitler looks like

i think we live in the same city so f hitler
marry no one
kill swede
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>>6086454

I've tried for the past few years,'I've gained a hobby or 2, some friends come and gone.

Everyone says I have to learn and get myself better but I don't know how to even do that. I see a therapist, but otherwise I'm blind on how to move forward and be self sufficient...

Being trapped in my own is torture and I do everything to stay out
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>>6086497
I'm no femboy, I'm masc as shit but with long blonde hair
>>6086498
Fair enough Hitler, I'd Fuck you, marry feel good, kill senpai
>>6086524
Fair enough
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>>6086482
>Kroger
>not Winn Dixie
You fucking monster
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>>6086528
i think that's commendable, but i also think it's weird and you're weird.

other people will remember good deeds, stick their neck out for you when you need it, and are generally ok but ultimately all you have is you, and if you cant draw happiness from yourself or what you do you're gonna have a shitty time in life.

>>6086530
what do feelgood and senpai look like again?
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>>6086463
Alright you've got a point, crunchy but is the best shit.

>>6086530
Oh right, this is even better then! Come to London soon~
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>>6086532

Kroger > Winn Dixie
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>>6086530
>long blonde hair
>not a femboy
So you're a qt girl? Timestamp of your pussy pls
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>>6086524
>i think we live in the same city
where u at

>>6086530
I can live with that
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>>6086489
The doctor said it's walking pneumonia. But that seems pretty much like a bad cold. I had a regular cold just before and that's what they said made me catch it. Something about immune systems and fighting infection. Fuck if I know.

All I know is I'm coughing like that bitch from Le Mis and it's shit.

>>6086507
The same way I always feel about him. He's a huge fucking nerd but he's the greatest thing that I ever met and I love him so so so so much. It's the greatest.

WALKING WITH DINOSAURS. FUCKING THANK YOU.
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>>6086548
nw philly

>>6086549
i catch that shit once a year when the seasons change to winter time.
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>>6086507

Is that Teacup?
Because he boutta get chipped.

>>6086532

Is there a murder Winn Dixie?
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>>6086537

I know. Especially if I never find someone, which I feel is a legit end game for me. Which hurts to think about. Being alone scares me the most.

I have no power in my friendships, I'm always forgotten about or ignored or never made important... I don't know how to give myself any agency without being so dependent
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>>6086549

Does that mean you've got the AIDs?
Because if you try to throw your blood at me, that's cheating.
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>>6086537
senpai looks like pic related

>>6086576
pretty sure sadon is the only poz gaygen regular here
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>>6086563
yea we're pretty close
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>>6086586
that's cool. i might be moving to an apt in the suburbs for college though or even up to long island in NY. i don't really want to leave, but that's life.

>>6086580
dude looks like he works in IT
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>>6086540
I'll try, maybe in summer. My hair probably won't be long by then desu
>>6086543
I'm a boy with a big dick ok
It just happens I have lush hair
>>6086548
I'm sure you could ;)
B/c you wouldn't be dead
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jangle-tangle jingle-bingle, i saw daddy's great big dingle
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>>6086641
>>6086641
did you sucked it tho?
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>>6086630
>the suburbs or long island for college
so I take it you haven't decided on a school yet?

>>6086631
beggars can't be choosers
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>>6086631
Yeah sounds good to me, I'm free most days so just post here if you're planning to visit!

>blond hair
>big dick
>peanut butter fetish

Hhhn gggggfd
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>>6086660
>so I take it you haven't decided on a school yet?

pretty much, my #1 choice waitlisted me. if i get accepted i'll go there and stay in the city albeit downtown, if not i'll probably go elsewhere. likely still in state. the LI college has a nice campus but way out of my price range even with an award from the school. if i applied all over again i'd probably keep more in mind how ridiculously high prices are getting, especially out of state.

>>6086668
how does a peanut butter fetish work, logistically
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>>6086688
>how does a peanut butter fetish work, logistically
have you ever seen 2 girls 1 cup?
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>>6086668
Ok cool
No worries
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>>6086565
You'll find someone, anon :)
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>>6086580
Senpai looks like pic related
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>>6086688
damn
now I just feel old
feels like I graduated high school a decade ago
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>>6086688
You smear peanut butter all over your cocks and suck it off each other. Then you smear over each other and have sex covered in it.

It has to be Sun-Pat though. Expensive fetish!

>>6086719
I could actually give you my number tho if you'd rather that instead
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>>6086730
>reverse image search of some model
nice try.
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>boyfriend invited me over to play dungeons and dragons with his friends tonight
>literally never played a non-vidya rpg b4
>tfw nervous
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>>6086745
that's a young ozzy osbourne pleb.
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>>6086750
Dude dnd is awesome
Just relax, put on a silly voice and have the craic
>>6086744
What ever you feel comfortable with, I don't want to be rude
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>>6086750
Why be nervous? Just tell them you've never played those kind of games before and tell them to explain it to you as it goes along.
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>>6086742

>tfw it's been almost 10 year since I graduated hs

Shit
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>>6086744
fascinating. too bad i have a peanut allergy.

>>6086750
nothing to be nervous about, dnd is pretty simple to pick up and play depending on the edition.

no one's gonna be expecting super serious acting from you, just do >>6086761
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>>6086750
>boyfriend
G E T O U T
E
T
O
U
T
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>>6086775
damn Epsilon u old as shit
that makes me feel better
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>>6086761
I don't mind, don't think it will charge us or anything, find out! 07922151814

>>6086776
Awwww man, not allergies suck, nuts taste so good too :(

My sister has an allergy to something they can't work out, its awful man, she has an anaphylactic attack totally randomly. Pretty scary man.
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>>6086804
He actually put his number on here...
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>>6086800

Yeah I'm 26, shit sucks
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>>6086775
>tfw daddy epsilon bf
;-; pls love me bb
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>>6085401
Kellogg was a supporter of it but he was also a known quack during his time (not influential enough to get regular doctors supporting it).

The big push for being cut in America and not being cut in the UK is all because of WWII. Army doctors saw that soldiers in the trenches were less likely to get UTIs and other complications when they were cut b/c they couldn't or wouldn't regularly wash off their dick cheese. So when the docs returned and went back to private practice, they pushed for circumcision. The UK (not sure about other countries) was decimated by WWII so they had to nationalize their healthcare. Circumcision was seen as a extra cost that could be cut by the state to save money; therefore, it was discouraged. America wanted better soldiers and could afford it b/c booming post war economy and the Brits wanted cheaper healthcare.
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>>6086804
Hmm ok I'll try but ok we'll see also are you sure 079 is correct?
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>>6086810
Well why not?

Most people on /g/ from back in the day know where I live, someone on /o/ stalks me and I've met various people from here.
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>>6086804
I texted you uninvited because i do whatever the fuck i want xo
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Decided to move out on my own at the end of the summer once I've caught up on my debts.

Hopefully I can start finding a puppy to take care of as I escape into solitude, since I can't keep Loki
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>>6086838

That's an interesting way of seeing it.
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>>6086833
Yeah but I dunno if it will let you send it.

Dog anons text came through though
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>>6086838
No credit currently, if you use Skype my name is rageorc on it
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>>6086775
>It has been 8 years since I graduated college.
Feel better?
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>>6086859
Whhaaatt you can't keep him? Oh man :(

Get Loki a waifu and keep one of his babies! Oh wait wasn't he neutered?? Damn it!

>>6086892
Okay I will do! I'm at work until 11pm though, so I'll only be home at like 11:30 but yeah I'll add you anyway, its just I'm hardly ever home to be on Skype.
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>>6086919

Well you've graduated college at least.
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>>6086927
Oh that's fair enough, its just I rarely need credit, do you use whatsapp or something, that could work
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>>6086563
I work in food service and people are fucking disgusting, so I get exposed to germs a lot.

>>6086564
Get at me, nerd. Prison rules. I haven't had anything to eat besides popsicles in days.
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>>6086928
And I have nothing to show for it but a shitty job and crushing debt.
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>>6086935
Oh yeah, I've got WhatsApp, just message that number on it!
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>>6086941

Ah that sucks I'm sorry to hear that anon
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>>6086941
Maybe you should have thought about that before picking a shitty major
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>>6086927

Yeah. But my ex takes care of him and he has more time home than me (and his boyfriend works at a vet so cheap meds and free check ups)

I just want something medium sized and can cuddle with
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>>6086960
Tested that number says it's an unregistered whatsapp number
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i hope my ex gets a big red spot on his dick from his new slutty fuccboi
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>>6087009
Oh I dunno then, I'll add you on Skype anyway!

>>6087001
Well its great he has a good home though! I think it's time for you to get a German Shepherd!
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>>6086984
Meanie
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>>6087021

I think that's what his current dog is, a German Shepherd or a mix with it.
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>>6087021
Oh fair enough
Also here's my dog
He's handsome af
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>>6087056
but did you fuck him?
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>>6086565
It's not the end of the world. But I know what you mean. I'd say be patient.
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>>6087021

I want one a Shepherd, it was the dog I had before Loki and he was a sweet heart (and could defend a house like a psychopath. Biter, never barked.

>>6087056
Daaaaaaaw

>>6087025
Both of my dogs are mutts so there is some shepherd in them somewhere lol
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>>6086939

Come on, bitch. I wanna do this today.
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>>6087071
No but I take him for walkies
>>6087096
Thanks
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What's his name, /gaygen/?
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>>6087277
...
No one, they all leave me
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>>6087280
id leave you too loser bitch
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If a guy makes a "joke" about destroying my ass, and then like a year later comes out as gay (I'm not out), what do? Like I have no idea what to say
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>>6087294
Hey , Fuck you buddy
I'll pound you into the ground
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>>6087299
Say "well now you can pound my ass like you said"
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>>6087301
not happening I already left you

Pussy bitch
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>>6085237
Where exactly do you think that goes when you don't eat it yourself? What about when you have a cold and you sniff your own muck in?
There's nothing weird or bad about it, society just decided that it was bad and that's about it.
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>>6087317
Welp you'll probably never get anyone again I mean you were batting out of your league with me
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>>6087277
i dont really feel anything for any guys yet.

I'm starting to think I'm alone in the idea that I just don't really want anything from anyone. I'd like to have the intimacy of a relationship and have someone who i really connect with, but im not really that interested in actually doing it, and I don't know anyone that I want to do it with.
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>>6087325
>"they all leave me ;_;"
>get told
>"REEEE YOURE THE ONE WHOS ALONE!!!"
save your breath bud, you're not fooling anyone
>>6087333
Then why are you even here? This is the thread for cool gay guys like me, not for bitter virgins like you
>>>/r9k/
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>>6087379
>>6087317

I like this guy.
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>>6087379
>acts like a bitch
>spits shit
I at least hope you know that you'll spend your days on this Viet cong support board
>cool
>posting on 4chinz
Pick one
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>>6087419
I pick cool :^)
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>>6087433
I wish I could pick cool :'(
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>>6087379
>bitter virgins

I've had sex with multiple girls, before I realized that I was doing it for validation and rep, only reason i havent fucked dudes is because I don't really feel like it yet, and i dont want to get murder raped.

I'd fuck your dad right now if I felt like it.
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>>6087025
Yeah I guess he's a white one?
It sucks, in shows white and black ones are instantly disqualified due to not being a pure example of the breed :(

>>6087056
He is handsome, you should bring him with you, we can drive about and he can pop his head out of the sunroof!

>>6087096
Oh so Loki isn't a German shepherd mix? Yeah you should get one! But Loki's white coat is soooo adorable!
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>>6087277
...I don't wanna say
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>using a dildo for several months in a row
>somehow its getting harder and harder to fit
for what reason?
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>>6087447
I fucked guys because I loved them
I just font have anyone rn
>>6087449
Maybe, that would be so cute but I think he'd go crazy in London
>>6087459
Your anus is gripping it like a vice
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>>6087465
is my butt fugged?
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>>6087449

His white coat also means I can't wear black clothes.

He may have shepherd in him.
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>>6087458
Say it!
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>>6087471
No it just tight I guess and you might need to relax
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>>6087442
Wear a perfecto jacket and pilot shades, you won't only be cool you'll be ice cold
>>6087447
How the fuck are you gay if you only ever fucked girls? Fake faggot
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>>6087485
>relax
im in the closet, i hate my boss and the extra work he makes me do nightly, i hate waking up in the morning just to parade the endless cycle of hopelessness
don' tell me to relax you relax hombrosexual
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>>6087459

Are you not using it as frequently?
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>>6087503
i am though more often than not, its becoming exceedingly harder not to do it cause butt stuff feels sooo nice
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>>6087501
Damn I guess I will and then get my ass smashed nightly
>>6087502
Well maybe that's why your ass is tighter
Also its all okay man, just chilling and walk in the open, look at the trees and sky . It's all good
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>>6087517

It shouldn't really become harder to use if you're still using it fairly regular and you're not doing any damage in the process.
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>>6087447
Wait, didn't you say you were straight the other night? Oh dog anon, so confused by his penis~
>>6087459
Your butt is getting stronger and more advanced, you should try a buttplug.
>tfw you cum and your ass clamps down on it and you can't take it out for ages
>>6087465
London is pretty hectic, but there's a decent amount of open space where I live, so we can do a rally stage and he can run around on fields.
>>6087475
Haha you have to dress to match him :P

Yeah he must do, he looks a lot like one, I think he's like a shepherd/husky mix, but I dunno.
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>>6087501
I'm not guy, i come here just to laugh at fags
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>tfw no Hitler bf to go to Pat's King of Steaks with
>tfw no Hitler bf to eat cheese steaks with
>tfw no Hitler bf to go home with after cheese steaks at Pat's King of Steaks

>tfw no bf

>tfw not even paid to advertise for Pat's King of Steaks

>tfw no philly bf
>tfw no philly cheese steak bf
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>>6087517

It shouldn't really become harder to use if you're still using it fairly regular and you're not doing any damage in the process. I know if I don't use my dildos for awhile it becomes harder for me, kind of why I still can't take my bigger ones.
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>>6087539

Oops didn't realize I had posted already, not paying attention
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>>6087524
That sounds like fun
I could be a ball and hurley
Smash the ball down field while we just stand and chat
>>6087532
Lol
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>>6087546
>tfw no epsilon bf
N-notice me senpai
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>>6087518
>>6087523
>>6087524
>>6087539
maybe i just need to ask out cute boy at work
im sure he's not 9 inches
or gay
;~;
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>>6087524
Oh, well when i'm not joking, the story goes as such:

I came here after being a confused faggot for a bit. I kinda just assumed i was probably bi, mostly leaning towards girls. Only reason I really liked girls was the validation and the idea that it was kinda just the done thing, like I couldn't be gay, maybe it was a phase or i was bi blah blah blah

Then after spending some time around here I kinda felt more comfortable and started to feel more like I leaned heavily towards guys, and ultimately I stopped really continuing what i was doing with girls, because it was unfair and mean when i knew it wouldn't work out and i'd regret the sex, and i was essentially using them.
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>>6087551

I noticed
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does doggo anon want some butt fug from doggos or something?
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>>6087532
That feel no femboy to take shooting a Karabiner 98 kurz. The feel no dick to suck with a Nazi decorated cup cake on it.
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>>6087556
Do it
What's the worst to happen ?
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>>6087525
You too?

Yeah bro these homosexes are a laughingstock, I literally cant stop laughing out loud when one of them has my dick up their ass, what sort of a faggot would take a dick in ass? laughing right now as I think about it 2bh
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>>6087583
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>>6086984
Maybe I should've known the economy was going to collapse literally right after I graduated.

I had friends with STEM degrees in the same boat. I was working for an agency right after graduation that fit my major, with a reasonable shot at a permanent position. Then the agency's funding got slashed and I was out of a job for a fucking year and a half.

I clawed my way out of that, and am proud of how far I've come, but I could've done without the kneecapping right after graduation.
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>>6087595
I used to be a solo top too
That changed
>>6087602
Haha
Idgi
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>>6086549
lol teacup anon is totally smitten and it's adorable
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>>6087610
end up alone with nothing but more plushes
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>>6087550
Yeah that would be awesome, my hay fever will fuck me up but I'll load myself up on antihistamines!

There's some lovely places around here, I used to go metal detecting with my friends around here a lot. We found loads of cool stuff, mainly coins, we've got coins from 1903 that was cool as hell.

>>6087551
Epsi is probably the best bf material on here, he's the most genuine guy on here, he lives so far though ;_;
>>6087558
Ah I see, yeah that's pretty much my youth too I guess. Never did much with girls but I was always getting asked out and stuff. I never realised why I didn't say yes or feel any attraction to them until I was older, I just one day noticed the only crushes I've had were all on guys since I was like 6 or so.

You gay now bro, get some boipucci
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>>6087483
It's a bit out there...

Sergio.
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>>6087117
I may have caught pneumonia but you can catch these hands, my dude.

>>6087614
Fight me. I'm probably past the smitten stage now anyway.
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>>6087617
>You gay now bro, get some boipucci

I just dont feel like it is all. I've had offers but ehhh. My sex drive is reeeaaally minimal anyway. I just want to be alone atm i guess.
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>>6087617
Back off, epsi is mine. I'll make him love me no matter how many horse tranquilizers I have to slip in his food
;-;
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>>6087628
>I may have caught pneumonia but you can catch these hands, my dude.

I see.
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>>6087631
work out more and eat better desu
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>>6087617
Sounds awesome
Don't worry I get light hay fever too
Sounds really cool
I'm excited
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>>6087620
meh
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>>6087620
better than konrad
also all konrads are drugged out retards
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>>6087640

I don't even know who you are
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>>6087631
Are you depressed or just down most of the time right now?

No buddies you hang out with?

Sucks to be alone man, I can't stand it, I just fill the void by hanging out with mates and racing bikes and cars around.

>>6087640
Okay okay, just promise me you'll give me his dildo collection!!
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>>6087646
What difference would that make?

I don't have an overly sedentary life or shit diet, mostly i eat lean meat, beans, rice/pasta, and vegetables. I work in a job that's pretty physical and over the course of long hours, and i walk everywhere.
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>>6087664
I've probably not been more popular for years, i work in a nightclub, I go out with friends 3-5 times a week, i work 2-3 days and 3-4 nights a week, i study 3 days a week. Socialization isn't an issue, I'm just not really attracted to anyone in that way.
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>>6087665
Because intense exercise does tend to increase sex drive through chemicals.

Actually most of our problems are simply chemical interactions, but anyways. Should actually go see a doc about a low sex drive desu, even if you don't actually want sex, low sex drive usually is the symptom of other issues, and so seeing a doc can help sort some things out so you actually know what the problem is and can help remedy it.
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>>6087615
Well I'm sure you won't
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>>6087703
i dont really mind not needing sex though. It's not a major issue for me, I was p depressed last year which is when this started, I felt better but sex drive never really came back, except a little (Went from not fapping in almost 2 months to like once or twice a week maybe)

Honestly I guess it's just downtime, leveling out and stuff. I figure after this 'phase' is over i'll probably know what i want and start fucking mad b01pucc1
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