TFW no jewish bf edition
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>>>>6021525
>>6021517 #
www.vocaroo.com/i/s1nct4tXWeXd
>>6021525
Do people really want Jewish guys? Or is this a running gag?
>>6021538
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02oL48CvpUh
>>6021538
Have you been reading my diary?
>>6021549
It's a meme
>>6021538
and people have the audacity to say that the american accent sounds gay
>>6021549
That depends are you a qt jew
>>6021554
www.vocaroo.com/i/s0TG5PE9UdZf
>>6021567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JzUFKzb3E4
>>6021581
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GTkVPEU0yW
>>6021590
www.vocaroo.com/i/s0WY9CYNGTHM
>>6021598
Wew lad
>>6021598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17FxugnG98r
If Batman did role-play
>be me, 15
>socially awkward anxiety-laden teen at week long camp thing
>still think I'm straight
>befriend jewish kid
>start thinking about him a lot
>the way he smiles, what shit we have in common etc.
>might have actually been into me, not sure; mixed signals and faded memories don't help
>he's into musicals and theater big time
>doesn't have a gay accent though
>didn't do anything because retarded/str8
>didn't realize this was a crush until last year
I'm now 18, he's 17. I'm seeing him again this summer. Should I do something? I'm not sure if I should, if he's straight I feel like I might weird him out
>>6021501
Yep.
I need a vocaroo like that or I can't sleep usually.
Childhood trauma, you know.
:(
>>6021576
Nope. All the Jewish guys I know are gingers and that's no bueno by my standards.
>>6021622
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LQvJfUBcUC
Will that do you for another few months, or do you want a different one this time?
>>6021622
Hah I remember you, you got loads of guys to say the good boy thing to you.
I got go to bed now anyway so I'll record you a good night message.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bkascW7tYp
>>6021610
I tried to do the joker but its 3am and I'm already being loud as fuck, mummy will be mad soon, so I'm off to bed.
If I get free time tomorrow I'll actually be able to talk normally!
>no man will ever look this good
btw this is a 43yo woman
>>6021642
night kingrice@
>>6021632
Oh shit, here comes my petplay fetish. Do another!!
>>6021649
I still kind of have a thing for petplay, but I don't think I could ever find a guy in my area interested in that
>>6021632
this is good
thank you :)
>>6021632
Fuck. Hnnnngh. My heart has a boner.
>>6021656
Yeah it sucks, I'd never know where to begin looking for someone into it.
>no master to jam a tailplug inside you
>no leash to wear as he tugs you onto his cock
>no big muscular legs to nuzzle up against
Oh god, I'm getting the heat again, I haven't had this for ages D:
>>6021662
Oh god just fuck me.
>>6021672
You haven't lived until you've done the dirty deed with a collar/leash.
why does this straight guy keep doing cute things to make me happy??? idgi
Reminder that cut cock is superior.
The goyim have sensitive little dicks so a Chosen can get one aroused with as little effort as possible. The goy in heat is a desperate and submissive animal, eager to spend hours pleasing his master
>>6021686
I'm being triggered in the best possible ways!
>>6021693
Post bp!
>>6021700
Sorry, only qt future bf can see my British Petroleum.
Only two more days until the weekend, I can do this
>>6021679
I've only ever had someone take my belt off and put it around my neck, I think that's what gave it to me, it was so damn hot.
>>6021686
I'll have a look tomorrow and see if there's any decent forums or something, I really want to get into it, I've spent too long not doing the things I want to do.
After all this lewdness though I'm going to go to bed and touch myself. Goodnight for realises!
>>6021716
Oh man, you need the real thing!
> committed
>open relationship
>committed
>married
>open relationship
>married
Is this hell? Did I die? Is this punishment for my sins?
>>6021736
As much as I love being called "good boy", I'm rather sure you aren't that qt for me. You can be for someone else though.
>>6021743
why do you care what two other consenting men do in their private lives?
You bitter?
>>6021748
*angrily retracts ruffles*
>Come on Anon, put your collar on like a good goy
How do you respond
How do you determine if you have high standards or not?
>>6021758
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>mfw getting head ruffles pretty regularly anyway but not enough
would you date/consider a relationship with a man with kids?
>>6021762
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!
>>6021786
I think the real question is how the fuck haven't you paid rent in the last three months, goy?
Come on, it'd be a shame to see you out on the street...
>>6021785
Can I drink with the kids?
>>6021785
only if the kids are older than me ;)
>>6021814
http://youtu.be/ZWNsTkogfLU
If you're making a tinder profile what sorts of pictures should you put on it? Just selfies?
>tfw have ridiculous standards and dont know how to lower them
i will never have a bf
>>6021833
Your main pic should never be a selfie. Have your main pic be you in the park or on holiday or whatever. Then for the secondary pictures you want MAYBE one selfie, one picture of you doing a hobby, one of something that isn't you (cat, dog, etc) and depending on your intentions you might want to throw in a shirtless pic.
>>6021755
No, there are just not a lot of single guys in my area now adays
>>6021826
We're talking about an actual father, not some gross 60 year old who calls his fuckboys his sons.
I mean like a 28 year old who had 2 kids when he was forced by his parents to spill his seed in some broad
>>6021845
B-but I just got a new phone and my pictures didn't carry over, damn
And I'm not looking for hookups
>>6021864
I don't do well with kids too much, they annoy the piss out of me and I tend to want them to leave. However, I love my nephew and my roommate's daughter, while a pain in the ass can be cute at times... if the kids were old enough to entertain themselves, and they were well behaved... maybe.
But I enjoy not being bogged down because of kids.
>>6021874
Tinder lets you upload stuff from your Facebook
>>6021864
Depends on the guy really, doesn't it? If he's worth the baggage then I don't see a problem with it.
How often do you see a 10/10 in public? Like, someone you can barely take your eyes off of hes so hot.
pls respond
>>6021885
I can honestly say that I have never seen a 10/10.
>>6021906
Don't you ever go outside? I see one about every 2 months I think.
>ywn lick your jew master's feet clean every time he comes inside the house
>>6021911
I work a lot and I see tons of people all day while there, but I don't see anyone THAT attractive. I see 8/10 at best, and that's incredibly rare.
I also don't try and stare at people very long.
>>6021917
:(
>>6021906
Who's the hottest guy you've ever seen? Not imagined or downloaded on a chinese animation imageboard, actually seen. He was a 10/10, the best you've ever seen.
>>6021925
Is that the famous musician "AIDS skrillex"
>>6021968
not him, but I fell HARD for the pianist at my little brother's high school
I went to all of my brother's concerts and all of his plays, just to moon after this guy. I never even talked to him though - after a coupla visits I noticed he had a ring on his finger.
RIP me.
>>6021971
mhm
>>6021968
This is an odd question. Why do you care if I've seen an attractive guy?
>>6021994
because to say you've never seen a 10/10 guy is at the same time absolutely ridiculous and completely typical faggotry. i cant let this kind of delusion stand.
>>6021994
Hey, sorry man, but it's true. Even my most recent ex wasn't a 10 and he was damn cute. I honestly don't see people like that. Even the "best" looking celebrities are never perfect 10's. Is it so weird to think that a guy can't see someone as perfect?
Or... or is that just me?
>>6021885
Maybe once every few months.
But they have to talk and prove they are 10/10. Looks alone gives you an 7-8, max
>>6021925
that's not a good look
i can be your jewish bf but i am also fat
>>6022031
>>6022040
Consider a set of all the men you find attractive
They all have quantifiable levels of attraction
Some are more attractive than others
If you order every single one of them in order of attraction, one guy will be at the very bottom and one at the very top
(Suppose you compare two guys at a time, determining this one is more attractive than that one, but this one is less attractive than that, and so on until all of them have been ordered)
The one guy who ends up on top is peak attraction, there is no one who can beat him in attraction
He has everything no one else has
He is a 10/10
To say you've never met a 10/10 implies that you've considered the above, and then imagined someone even more attractive--emphasis on the word IMAGINED. That person does not actually exist and therefore is not a contender for best looking guy, at least in the real world.
>>6022079
How fat are we talking here
>tfw can't wait to marry a guy and have a child and make him the most fabulous kid ever
>>6022081
I'm truly amazed you care this much.
Delusional or not, I've not seen a 10/10 yet. Don't care either.
>>6022124
>implying I have anything better to care about than the argument du jour on /gaygen/
cmon who are we trying to kid here
>>6022093
6'2, 280 lbs...
>>6022130
Huh. True. It is about that time of night where it's dead anyway.
>>6022139
Yeah kind of dead right now
>>6022147
It's the special time of night when the Names and the Anons all get comfy in their beds, with dreams of "no bfs" dancing in their heads.
A time when we all rest up... because we all know we'll be back here again the next day~
As for me, it's time for a nice nighttime walk to my favorite store.
I love shopping at night.
>>6022154
im staying up at 5:28am because i had a disappointing experience tonight and i figure if i stay awake long enough tomorrow might never come
so.....introvert gay guy here
I cant enjoy meetup sex because im terrified of catching STDs, even when just doing tame stuff like blowjobs
the idea of sex turns me on but when I'm finally in bed with someone its really, really lukewarm and I just subconsciously reject the kink and find ways to jerk him off asap
is it normal? does anyone here have the same problem?
>>6021785
I had a older guy with kids aged 9 and 7 trying to date me
I couldnt do it. He has repeatedly tried to reassure me he's a responsible father but...idk. I dont think its the right thing to do, morally.
>>6022293
also hes still married to a woman, whos unaware
>>6022276
you may enjoy sex more if you're doing it with someone you have an emotional/romantic connection with
meetup sex isnt for everyone
>come home from walk
>expect thread to have grown quite a bit
>5 new posts
Gay death comes for Gaygen too I guess.
>>6021885
One was a pastor's son. White, blond, Kentucky, partly Armenian, athletic, soccer wizard. Perfect twunk.
Another was his cousin, plays the banjo. Perfect twink.
>go grindr for the first time in months
>an even sadder looking bunch of guys
Wow
>>6021525
>disgusting reform
makes me violent angry. it is like identity thief
>>6022376
yeah thats probably it...
>own a small cafe
>this one kid is a regular
>i'm 32, but look older, feels kinda bad
>kid that constantly comes in is 20
>pretty sure he's only coming in to see me and talk to me
Feels creepy as fuck. I mean, if he asks me out, which I'm pretty sure he will since he's been hinting at it for a while now, I'm probably gonna say yes because he's QT, but fuck.
Since he looks so young, I could pass for his father, and he could pass for a 15 year old kid if he wanted.
>tfw live in a constant state of depression
>tfw no loving white nationalist bf that has a fetish for dominating crossdressers
why even live
>>6022520
That's literally Rugby except the whole
>white
part
>>6022525
I'd settle down for a civic nationalist(provided that he was at least white himself) if he was open to some of my other fetishes tbqh
>>6022529
Is archery fetish? Because hunting makes my dick hard
>>6022536
anything can be a fetish
>>6022508
Do it, anon. You'll regret if you don't.
>>6022514
>tfw depressed becomes your normal
Speaking of hunting;
>most of my hobbies are things like, camping, hiking, hunting
>be cliche masc guy, but I prefer smaller, more effeminate guys
>smaller more effeminate guys hate outdoor activities
>some of them are liberal retards that get upset when you say you enjoy hunting
Maybe I should just give it up and go masc4masc
>>6022621
>masc4masc
absolutely disgusting
god created masc4fem
masc4fem is masterrace
normal4normal master race
>>6022621
Don't give up, anon. There's plenty of shy, small guys who are into masc hobbies.
>>6022642
>normal
>gay
kek nice meme
>>6022631
tfw fem4fem
>when guys have beards or facial hair
>but no chest or body hair
rreeeeeeee
however the opposite; smooth faced guys who are super hairy is hot to me
Can you guys provide me one good reason I shouldn't string a guy along considering that 99% of gay and bisexual men are all a bunch of hoes/thots?
Like seriously, if you're on an app then you ain't worth my time much less a fuck. I got work to do, exams to take and a life to live. If all you want is 'fun', then you'll get fun from me on my schedule and not the way you want.
>>6022674
because he might be connected and your legs will end up broken if you break his heart
>>6022674
are there not more productive things u cud be doing
>>6022674
I don't get it. String a guy along? Aren't those stupid apps or whatever pretty much just setting up dates to fuck anyway?
>>6022621
I'm the exact opposite but with the same problem.
>smaller effeminate guy
>have outdoor hobbies
>like masc guys
>all the masc guys are ultra gay pride retards or typical city gym idiots
>try take masc guy out camping with me
>spider on our tent
>he cries for fucking real
I couldn't help wonder where I went so wrong.
It's pretty much like this;
>live in a big city
>don't expect anyone to have /out/door hobbies no matter who they are
Feels bad
>>6022696
>all the masc guys are ultra gay pride retards
That is why we call them mathc, because they overcompensate. Just look at SP and Jupp, both of them have lisps and binge watch Golden Girls.
>>6021826
post zordons pics again. nudes for nudes makes the whole world aroused.
>>6021785
Single dad's are the cutest. I fall in love at sight with cute single dad's.
>>6022726
>nudes for nudes
That implies I get something from you
so, what do I get?
>>6022740
name fell off
http://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Real-man-of-azerbaijan-8-22933292
idk how i ended up here but
>this will never be my bf
:(
>>6022752
IIRC azerbaijan is fighting a war with armenia right now so you could go there and bond with a qt azeri guy on the battlefield and behead filthy armenians together
I still want to get a septum piercing.
>>6022726
Is zordon even legal? I feel like he isn't.
My fetish is a bi-guy cucking me with a woman.
>>6022766
Hitler is guilty of several war crimes, that doesn't stop him. And why would underage people languish themselves by going here?
>>6022773
>a second time? where
i dont know, but nudes are nudes, and people want nudes, yaah
>>6022698
>mathc
heh. I'm surprised I hadn't heard that before.
>>6022787
>feel bad for the guy
why? with a good enough reason, I'll join you in those feels.
>>6022787
Thanks, don't know why I didn't think of Amazon.
>>6022807
I mean I don't really like him all that much for reasons
But I had come across him whoring somewhere else and bookmarked it, because I'm a creep
Anyways a week-ish later I was on the tc drunk and he was on there being annoying so I just posted his pics in there assuming he would leave
and he did
but he probably didn't deserve that, I'm just a lot meaner when I'm drunk
>>6022822
if it's there on the internet, it's for anyone to see, is it not? was it cam4 or chaturbate, If so, I don't quite see how what you did was "mean" since you just exposed what he had uploaded.
>>6022834
> trying this hard to seem like a cold and rugged person
post nudes tho Fuhrer
>>6022696
Yeah finding people with interests like that are quite few and far between but I've seen then come and go so they are there.
I think honestly your best bet is to find someone from here, seems like people from here tend to have a pretty varied set of interests.
I'd say give /soc/ a go, there's a lot of meet up threads and contact threads, you can find someone who's both gay and shares the outdoor interests.
Pretty hilarious the guy burst out crying though hahaha.
>meet qt jap guy
>we start dating
>going really well
>months go by and he's stays at my place almost all the time now
>makes me dinner almost every night
>traditional japanese meals
>makes me bentos for lunch
I think I'm in love
When did you first realize you were a faggot? I currently have a live-in gf and it physically revolts me whenever she wants to be intimate. I'm almost 26 and its about time I figure out if I want to be normal or a faggot for the rest of my life.
>>6022927
The dream.
>>6022965
For me I knew at about 12 that I was more into guys overall but never mind that.
There's been a lot of people realising they are gay at around your age now. Just give it a go with some guys, see if you like it.
Do you find the male body attractive?
>>6022965
ffs lol i cant believe people are still trying to figure shit like that out at the age of 26
ur life is already basically over developmentally wtf have you been doing for the last 10 years
>>6022965
I figured it out a year before your age.
>>6023062
I'm older. Nothing happened, really.
>>6023062
Hmm, I don't think your problem could be whether you like boys or girls, you find her revolting when she want s to get intimate and you don't particularly find any body type attractive...?
Maybe you're asexual? I'm not too sure on the actual definitions of any of it, but it could just be that you don't want to be intimate with anyone.
>>6022965
How old?
I'm not entirely sure. I experimented with my best friend when we were kids. That went on for a few years, but I just chocked it up to stupid shit we did when we were horny. I think we started around 14. But he didn't let me fuck him til we were 20.
That was about the time I realized, okay, maybe I'm bi.
Then when I was 23 I finally realized, "nah, I'm full homo."
I'm 24 now.
>>6022927
Does he put the rice into a heart shape? If so, you found a life partner.
I'm jewish, I'll be ur bf
>>6023121
are you ashkenazim, sephardi or beta?
>>6022965
I had "crushes" on boys as far back as I can remember
nothing sexual though, and at the time I didn't really think anything of it
then when I was probably 13 I guess I fully understood what gay was and I realized that the feelings I occasionally felt towards boys was gay and that wasn't the norm
>>6023127
Ashkenazi. But I mostly just look irish.
>>6022965
>I currently have a live-in gf and it physically revolts me whenever she wants to be intimate.
Then break up with her. You don't get to have an identity crisis while deluding someone into thinking you care about them. She deserves to be with someone who actually cares about her and finds her attractive.
How's your day going gaygen?
Still on the prowl for that elusive bf?
>>6023121
>I'm jewish
I wish people that are 1/16 jewish will stop saying this. Or people that think reform are actual jewish.
>>6023266
Mmmmnnnfffff
Boringgggg, I've gotta go to work after I've been to work somewhere else oh boy. I need that dolla though £££
>>6023275
If you aren't raised by a Jew.
You aren't a Jew.
>>6021785
Why not? Be his fuckbuddy and score sweet gifts, dinners and money.
>>6023275
don't you have a kid with a woman you tricked into marrying you? i'm sure she'd wish that faggots would stop saying they're straight because they want to be obedient orthodox jews and raise families with some random woman they trapped into a marriage
>>6023289
I think the implication is that he's separated/widowed but has children, rather than the idea that you're the side ho to a married man.
>>6023284
Yes this is true. By law mother must be jewish. But also if you want to discus deeper both parents souls must be jewish also to give birth jewish soul (baby).
But This same people that is "jewish" think theodor Herzl was jew. He was not. Theodor Herzl was secular atheist and did not even have his sons circumcised.
Zionism is founded by atheist that hated religious Jews.
It makes me angry this hollywood "Jews" claim to be jewish but their religion is secularism Marxism and depravity.
>>6023297
>don't you have a kid with a woman you tricked into marrying you?
Never tricked anyone.
>i'm sure she'd wish that faggots would stop saying they're straight
Not faggot. Stop projecting
>>6023309
>did not even have his sons circumcised
Good man
>>6023309
wait but i'm fairly sure there used to be loads of drama about how you'd skype sex random men and post on craigslist because you're a fag but then you pretended like you weren't so you could marry some woman and have a nice big jewish family, even though you have as much sexual interest in her as you do in a ham sandwich
or did you tell her you like to jerk off to big teutonic men plowing your tuchus before you got married
>>6023333
>Teutonic
Disgusting
>big
Nope
>receptive
Lol no
You Projecting really hard. I do not like any of this things. Only attracted to femininity. I am already hairy it does not make sense to want someone like me. Soft and smooth and feminine is sexy because it is different.
>>6023333
there has been many rabbis
>>6023343
yeah but you used to post about it all the time and then everyone was all just like rabbi you're a faggot and you freaked out and kept trying to convert us to being straight
this was like a couple of years ago
>>6023343
also i don't think you understand what projecting means
if i was secretly gay, but tried to repress it, so i got mad at people who were gay because they reminded me of the part of myself i was trying to repress, that would be projecting. which i guess is what you're doing if you spend your time trolling a gay thread.
I want my bf to slap my face during sex.
How can I make this happen? Asking him to do it would take away the charm
>>6023375
ask him to do it beforehand. Like a day or two prior to you having sex should do it - then it will be a surprise-ish.
unfortunately clear communication is unavoidably essential when dealing with kinks.
>>6023375
get him really coked up and then start taking the piss out of him during sex
>>6023375
Ask in the heat of the moment?
>>6023378
>>6023383
Duhhhh obviously if you want your boyfriend to slap you in the face, you pretty much need to specifically tell him because he's not going to randomly do it.
But anon asked how to make it happen WITHOUT asking. So you need to do something like >>6023381 where he's aggressive, disinhibted and likely to lash out. I'd also suggest getting him to slam some crystal
>>6023394
>get him to slam some crystal
LOL, just do this, it will end well I'm sure of it!
>>6023398
Well I'm not the nutter trying to get my boyfriend to hit me in the face without telling him that I want to be hit in the face. To get a normal person to randomly start slapping you about without any hint that you want them to is probably going to require some drugs
I had a Jewish boyfriend. He was literally a greedy fucking jew. I had no idea why people hated jews before dating him, I thought it was dumb Christians who were mad at jews for killing Jesus or something, it literally made no sense to me until I had a Jewish boyfriend. He was so ridiculously greedy and selfish that it suddenly clicked. That, and his dead, beady, soulless eyes. 0/10 do not recommend jewish boyfriend
>>6023346
I am only one here since over one year. I have never seen any others. My skype is still same since first day I post here
>>6023352
That makes sense ok. But it does not describe me because I am not gay. I do not think beards or hair or muscles is attractive. I post here to vent
>>6023404
Yeah he just has to tell the guy, its not that weird of a fetish, most people will slap your ass just because it feels right.
I think our anon has a very kinky side that his bf really needs to start exploring!
Drama greentext:
>Have group of friends that I've known for years. We regularly got together in my mom's basement 3 times a week (same days everytime) to hang out and do nerdy stuff.
>Meet new friend. He integrates into group okay enough.
>New friend reveals that he had a crush on me. We end up being lewd. We end up dating.
>My (now) bf still hangs out with my group of friends.
>Things get drama. Me and bf start fighting and being weird in front of friends. My and bf eventually breakup.
>Back to old fashioned group hang out.
>BF asks me to give things a second chance. I do
>Group of friends decide they don't want to be around my bf anymore, too weird. I start to schedule my group of friends and my bf on separate week nights. I only see group twice a week now.
>I'm currently in the process of moving out of Mom's house to an apartment. Group says "Now that you will be living in an apartment with your bf, we don't want to do the twice a week chill anymore. This is the last time we will chill. It has been fun times".
I can't believe I am going to lose my friends in favour of my bf. Things between my bf aren't 100% perfect either, so I really fear I am going to lose contact with everybody, and I will be lonely in my new apartment. I guess I made my bed, and now I have to lie in it.
>>6023407
I had a Jewish boyfriend too. He was really great, and it was the only time I ever moved in with someone I was going out with. I used to pretend to burn him with my rosary (I'm not Catholic any more, but I was raised it so I still have some of the crap).
I miss him.
>>6023410
Nobody cares. Just vent about whatever you were going to vent about.
>>6023414
I feel like you're not reading his posts. He doesn't want to ask his boyfriend to do it, that's a very specific part of what he said. Also he doesn't want to be spanked (who tf even classes spanking as "kink"), he wants to be hit in the face which is a bit different and something quite a few people would baulk at.
>>6023415
If they don't want to come over and chill in you and your bf's house, that's fair - just go over to one of theirs. If they don't want to ever hang out with you again because you're moving in with your bf, then they weren't really your friends.
>I like to hang out
>we should hang out
>profile says looking for '1 on 1 sex, 3some/group sex, fun/NSA'
>not listed are 'Friendship and Relationship'
I'm right to assume this person wants sex and not like, to play video games, right?
>>6023428
Maybe the video games will lead to sex
>>6023428
well it's quite possible they'd be open to the idea
i think they might just assume that it would lead to sex
do you want to get to know someone before you have sex, or are you just not looking for sex at all?
>>6023415
friends always trump bfs
Bros before boypussy
>>6023426
I know he doesn't want to ask but its the only really way to get him to do it. He only wanted to be slapped across the face not actually hit.
Ugh I hate those guys who want to pretend to "hang out" before we have sex. Like really, can we just skip to the sex? It's just awkward. If you really want to just hang out platonically that's fine but if we're going to have sex let's have sex
>>6023438
Why do his bros want to ditch him as a friend and never speak to him ever again because he's moving in with a bf? Even if they really dislike the bf he can still hang out with him away from the apartment at one of their houses or something. If they're willing to ditch him over that, they don't sound like bros, they sound like freeloaders who liked being able to use his Mom's basement to hang out in.
>>6023444
Well, just specify that when you're messaging them. You'll face more rejections, but Grindr -> hanging out/dating for a while -> sex definitely does happen
>>6023447
Sometimes people are too nervous/shy to have sex with a complete stranger and need to get to know someone first.
>>6023458
I'm nervous/shy as fuck, that's why the whole fake hanging out thing is incredibly awkward and uncomfortable. I'd rather just take our dicks out, that makes the shyness melt away
>>6023458
The friends are also not in a good position in this situation, because throwing a whole friendship away with a group over one thing seems fucked up.
I've been in that situation before with our group and we just found a way to exclude the party member we dislike so we can enjoy ourselves
>>6023461
Have you never been on a date before sex, anon? Like to a restaurant or something? It's not really "fake" hanging out. I'm do the Grindr hookup thing, but there's also been times where I've been on three or four dates before having sex with a man and it's nice because you get to know the guy
>>6023462
They also didn't have an issue with him being with the bf while he was at his Mom's house. It's only now he's moving in with the bf that's it an issue, which is why I think they're freeloaders. The only thing that's really changed is they can't hang out in anon's Mom's basement and instead would have to host at one of their houses and that seems to be the big dealbreaker here.
>>6023415
How shit is your bf that your friends do not want to see you anymore? Your friends seem not loyal they would ditch you so quick
>>6023468
If I'm going to go on a date, it's a date. There will be no sex. It needs to be declared a date beforehand, so I know they're interested in a relationship and not just sex. If you just want sex that's fine but don't beat around the bush. If you pretend to want to date or hang out just to fuck, it's annoying and a waste of my time
>>6023465
Show him how MLG pro 420 blaze it you are at CoD.
Loser sucks dick?
>>6023468
It does seem sketchy. Just to simply abandon once a change of venue happens, and are probably using the drama BF as an excuse.
Main reason I hate the fake date for fucking thing is because I'm dumb and start liking the guy and developing feelings for him, start thinking "could this be the one?" then we have sex, and then I never hear from him again, which of course makes me feel like I'm undateable and no one will ever want me. Whereas when it's just a hookup, I don't expect to hear from them again so I don't feel like some ugly unloveable piece of shit that was used and thrown away, when they never message me again. Basically I don't like having my emotions toyed with for the sake of sex
>>6023418
>I miss him
D E T A I L S
>tfw dont find anyone IRL attractive
how 2 fix this
>>6023560
Lower your standards you prissy whore
rip thread
>>6023565
how?
>>6023415
>I can't believe I am going to lose my friends in favour of my bf.
SPOILER ALERT:
it's because you're gay.
What's a home remedy for large pepperoni sized nipples?
>>6023590
nothing u can do but get swole pecs and just own them sorry
>>6023590
Big nipples are hawt
>>6023568
Learn to like guys. Just try actually being around people you don't find a physical 10/10 and then you'll realise there's more to people than looks alone.
Or do what I do, just get so desperate that you soon don't have any standards left.
>I'm a 21 year old bear
Umm... I don't think that's how that works
>>6023566
*vomit*
>>6023646
fucking stfu
you are genuinely a 3/10 and your personality is wholly unremarkable
stop acting like you are somehow deserving in any of being this stuck up about other people its a joke
>>6023675
Am I supposed to know who Army is?
>>6023686
some fat sperg
Help me shitpost on >>>/tv/68258503.
>>6023786
Okeh bb.
>>6023471
Dates can lead to sex. There's not a clear cut line between "boyfriend" and "fuckbuddy", especially if you're generally non-monogamous like me. But I hear you, >>6023483 , it can make you feel vulnerable.
>>6023490
He had a brain aneurysm at work one day. He was only 25. I worried for a while that because it ended so suddenly and with no resolution or meaning that I'd get hung up and not be able to move on, and I couldn't be emotionally intimate with anyone for a couple of years but that thawed.
It was awful. Really fucking awful. I was such a mess at his funeral. I think the last thing I ever said to him was basically like asking him to pick up some wine when he got out of work for dinner, but I did give him a peck before he left so that made me feel a bit better.
>>6023675
Lol :^)
>>6021885
Once every two weeks or so. I once saw a guy that seemed like a vision, I didn't even care that I obviously stared and smiled like an idiot.
Just cycled around my local park for an hour or so
I saw 6 definitely gay couples (kissing, handholding, etc) and like 2 dozen couples who might have been gay or just bros.
HOW COME EVERYONE IS HAPPY EXCEPT ME?
>>6023923
Because you suck, anon
>>6023819
If the guy expects to fuck me on the first date it's not a date in my mind. It's a long time wasting hookup. 3 real dates minimum before I put out
>>6022698
So they overcompensate by watching golden girls and having a lisp??
This is some serious sour grapes. I prefer masculine looking guys, I don't give a shit if they enjoy camping or w.e other """masc""" activity. I think the whole twink meme takes away from the fact that masculine beauty is separate from (and way better than desu) feminine beauty. Feminine beauty is also lazy and looks strange in men.
>>6023958
I'm like you in ways, that I have a more """""""masc""""""" presentation through environmental, hobbies, upbringing etc.
But I prefer someone more feminine than man. I like the romantic notion of being a protector and provider to my qt
>>6023923
6 gay couples? In one day? I've never even seen one before
>>6023979
where do you live? where I live (London) is one of the most gay-friendly places on the planet
>>6023819
Oh shit I'm so sorry
>>6023984
A smallish town in New England
>>6023958
>Feminine beauty is also lazy
lol pls trust me bbe i wud absolutely love to gain 100lbs stop shaving let my mum choose 99% of my clothes and mayyybe lift weights up and down a few times a week if that made me look femmy but it doesnt
>tfw no redpilled qt bf
>>6023997
Funny how you think this is hard. No wonder you look like shit. More proof that feminine beauty is lazy as fuck and ez mode.
>>6024031
my whole point is that it isnt hard to attain typical standards of masculine attractiveness whatsoever
i.e be relatively fit and not horribly deformed in any way
>>6024028
Hey bb, lemme tell you about the globalist conspiracy
>>6024043
>How to be fem:
Controlled diet
Light cardio
Skincare + grooming regimen
Careful fashion choices
>How to be masc:
Very tough diet
Consistent exercise regimen over the course of several years
IMO being fem is more complex but much easier than being masc.
>>6024043
It takes at least a year of eating well and lifting to get somewhat fit. And two years to reach a level that's properly defined. It takes not being a pig to stay thin. One is objectively more work. Feminine beauty is just less work. Only person that has never tried to get fit could say otherwise.
>>6024052
>Careful fashion choices
Wearing something faggy is careful fashion choice? Most fems don't do any kind of exercise or dieting, because it's not needed to stay thin. Just eat calories at maintenance, which is not dieting.
Also, grooming and skincare is something that everyone does. It's not restricted to one gender.
>>6024052
>How to be fem:
Be born with slight frame
Controlled diet, keep yourself underweight
Daily cardio
Skincare + grooming regimen
Careful fashion choices
>How to be masc:
Eat whatever
Exercise with weights when you feel like it
No grooming needed but hairy is a plus
Wear what you feel like
>>6024070
*eat whatever crap they feel like
>>6024070
Not really. You just have low standards. Don't blame you for it though. And that still doesn't take away from one being more work than the other.
>>6024077
You don't need to be fit to be masc, just not that skelly. Most bears are fat bastards. Fit can be a plus but is by no means a requirement.
>>6024083
bears arent just fat, theyre incredibly muscular
>>6024074
>being born with slight frame
lmao anyone can be thin you retard, barring some strange disease. btw how is "being born" work for you? So fucking lazy and defensive about it too.
>>6024083
Bears fall in the normal category, unless they are muscle bears. No one goes "look how masculine that fat guy is!"
>>6024089
behold, someone with a thick frame
>>6024096
That guy obviously works out so it's not even a good example, but I bet you if he didn't he would look very fem, because of his huge ass hips.
