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Previous thread >>5984094
penis
>>5984700
benis :ddddd
>tfw fucked up on a fundamental level as a human being
>tfw you're one of nature's rejects like those late-to-hatch chicks that get crushed to death the day they're born in the battery farms
>>5984684
>I don't think I could commit to a relationship
I wasn't asking but okay...
>But, joking aside, I just can't find myself staying with someone because I get so dumb with certain situations.
I think I get you.
>>5984696
lilac and gooseb e r r i e s
>>5984704
im not trans im a fat fatty chaser
>>5984702
fuck
>>5984698
We can chat more if you want I guess?
Though it could be considered im kind of a strange and weird person.
>>5984693
But who is this and do i love you?
>>5984704
i just said penis my dude.
>>5984703
refer to
>>5984671
>>5984708
Then boy do i know the trip for you
>>5984701
That sounds boss, but you have to let me be a princess of the mushroom kingdom OK?
Posted in wrong thread:
https://unsee.cc
/zasorube/
I'm successfully loosing weight but now I have those lines a-are those abs? How I can ged rid of them it looks disgusting.
??????
>>5984713
I only need one princess for my mushroom.
>>5984710
>implying girls can't have penises
Don't be a shitloard
>>5984712
hit me with the meme, family
is butt anon still here
>>5984706
you said i needed a gf
i cant commit to anyone though for the most part
and i wasnt asking either :v
>>5984719
when did I imply this ???
>>5984703
to make you ask questions ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ
>>5984710
it's me
>tfw you look up from the laptop screen for a moment and all the furniture slides into place as if it wasn't in its usual configuration beforehand
I really need to get stoned, 4 weeks without weed is too damn long, my brain's speeding like a fucking lightning bolt
>>5984714
Just know if you lose too much then those boobs will go smaller.
>>5984723
:v fght me
>>5984710
strange and weird is normal
>>5984713
Yo thats fine. Do i get an appointment, princess
I hate having low blood pressure
i stood up
and everything was black for over a minute earlier.
I was only sitting down for 45 minutes too.
>>5984724
You post the best images cool bird person
>>5984727
I will fight you
with my
uhh
idk i was gonna make a joke
my face?
gently?
>>5984714
Cut your protein and reduce muscle mass. Put some weight back on.
>>5984720
chase oddish if you're fat and also want to chase someone whos fat.
>>5984733
im not a chaser or fat or attracted to fat people
but thats a pretty sick meme you got there
>>5984733
420goteem
>>5984731
That sounds lewd.
>>5984718
L E W D
...do you give 1 ups?
>>5984730
You have an appointment. In fact, I've sent you an invitation to come to my castle so that you can have some of my cake. I'm hopeful that nothing unfortunate happens before you arrive, kidnappings suck ;_;
>>5984732
I can cut proteins. But I wont put weight on I'm overweight 75 kg is too much for me. I'm 5 kg heavier than my bf damn it!
>>5984731
>I will fight you
>with my
>uhh
Penis?
>>5984731
if that's your idea of a fight can you fight me instead
>>5984733
now I wanna know if Im fat! :/
5'6 145 reporting in
>>5984726
My boobs are small anyway. I'll get BA.
>>5984742
Then you'r bf should put on more muscle mass, so everthing's ok again
>>5984740
Hey elanna
You're adorable thanks
>>5984746
yes
My blood pressure is 72/50 on average :/
At least the health risks aren't very huge compared to high blood pressure.
>>5984729
Well of course there is no objective strange and weird, only subjective.
Other than my views of course since the views of a princess are objective.
obviously
>>5984738
Only if you try to like tongue fuck my throat.
>>5984743
NotLikeThis
I don't want this
i dont want to
use
my penis for anything other than peeing
GRUGH
>>5984744
are you cute?
i mean you post amazing images so thats like
an upvote there
>>5984746
Idk but I'm that weight and 5'10"
Gaining more though since im putting on a bit of muscle.
>>5984740
The further you slide along my pole the higher the score. Make sure to spin around the base so you can go to the next castle. We can 1 up each other.
ive been alive for 24 years and i still cant figure out if im really smart or really really stupid
i think im just smart enough to know how really stupid i am
also my ribcage is on a whole other level of fucked up. like literal birth-defect bad and just stab me to death please
>>5984731
>tfw you stand up after being on your laptop for like 12 hours and get such headrush you can't even feel your body anymore
>watch as the peripheral vision pulses out of existence
>what little remains in the centre turns greyer and greyer
>enveloped by a beautiful feeling of not caring about anything, bathing in a warm fuzziness with no separation between me and the void
>cling onto it for as long as I can but it's never long enough
anybody else know this feel? they need to turn it into a pill. or is there a recreational drug that mimicks it?
How does mtfg go about teaching people that they should be giving headpats. I'm asking because reasons.
>>5984755
don't receive headpats; take them by force.
>>5984754
Lsd probably
>>5984755
As much as i like headpats, i prefer stroking. With the little tug on the hair at the end too? Yes please.
>>5984753
iktf senpai ;-;
>>5984740
Knowing that its Oddish on the other side of this weird ass ERP you're doing makes me feel like throwing up. Thats what I get for lurking mtfg at 4 am I guess.
>>5984751
yeah ur a fuckin weirdo lmaoooo
>>5984748
But I don't want to be a fat tranny with double chin and boobs on my back. Legs that are thicker than most girls' waist.
>>5984751
>My blood pressure is 72/50 on average :/
are you on spiro? that will make your blood pressure that low
>>5984763
Wrong on 1 ups
>>5984763
Yes, it is really weird the two people having a conversation with eachother and not that you are posting one of them naked, you sociopath.
anon who wanted me to post my butt
my butt
>>5984754
It feels so fucking horrible when i do that though
>>5984755
put head on lap
literally ask
LITERALLY JUST ASK
gem gave me
like
at least 5 headpats and 10 hugs because i dumbly asked for them out of nowhere
she can confirm
>>5984762
>sucking stomach in
>in a position where ribcage looks longer
>lifting arms up also makes it look larger
its not as bad as you think
i can do it if i wanna too
>>5984769
Before spiro my blood pressure was the exact same as that.
It hasn't changed since starting spiro.
>>5984764
Yeah I kinda am
At least I'm a pretty weirdo.
who wants me to be part of their harem
;3333
>>5984753
lol are you me?
Im always thinking this; my teachers cant decide whether to give me a's or f's and all the people Ive known have thought Im either a genius or an idiot. Ribcage killing me also :-:
>>5984774
best kind of weirdo i guess
>>5984751
>only if you try to like tongue fuck my throat
what
>>5984774
>sucking stomach in
>implying
nah it's just tensed, when I suck it in I look like something out of The Machinist, kek
also I like the headrush personally, but then again I like anything that lets me not be me, or at least not realise I'm me, for any period of time
my life is pretty overwhelming t b h
>>5984775
Can I join I look like an old twink
>>5984775
Of course I do. Just to watch you do the mode degraded things I can think of.
>>5984773
Just start tripping again Oddish since you still post here 24/7 anyway.
>>5984775
you can be part of my friends-who-sometimes-cuddle-fuck harem if you like senpai, we can get fucked up on drugs and then mess around under the covers in some stranger's bedroom during a pot party
>>5984785
You too, so much lewd so little time
>>5984785
At least you look like a twink
I look like the roughest of the rough manly mem
Wish I didn't have this low key background panic eating me from the inside.
Real hormones and blood tests in 7 hours, they're going to ask me my pronouns, I'm going to have to explain years on illegal hrt and that I still am a man despite of it, they're going to think I'm going there for t, they already thought I wanted t when making my appointment
>im going to talk in a deep male voice dressed as a dude while I get called ma'am
Pls let me sleep and forget this hell >.>
>>5984790
Can I be part of your harem too?
>>5984772
>scritches
>>5984794
Cant wake up.
>>5984751
I think I'm an alright looking dude, I'm not ugly if that's what you're asking, but I ain't very photogenic and only one person here has seen my face.
>>5984789
I get much more out of posting anonymously now. Seriously tho stop posting that shit you fuckin creep
>>5984793
We both now that is not true. You look so much better than I do.
>>5984794
it'll be worth it
>>5984785
you look cis
in fact, I was about to say you look like Hannah Silva, who is cis, but she looks trans compared to you desu
>>5984790
Im willing to trade Red off for your harem on certain days, have something to trade in return?
>>5984802
Dont post your fat body naked publicly if you don't want it spread around autismo. And you only "get more out of being anonymous" because it means most people can't filter you anymore.
>>5984803
Not better than you do at all
I mean, ok i'm not super manly 2bh
But you're still a lot cuter
>>5984794
There is no such thing as illegal HRT to them, they aren't going to be report you or anything. You had to get on it however you could. Just dress a little more femininely if you're worried and you'll be fine.
tranny meme angle free™ selfie :^)
i wonder if its just california that my guymode doesnt pass as guy.
Could also be that im apparently a lot cuter in person
>>5984780
I am?
>>5984781
Someone tried to shove their tongue as far into my mouth as they could and I didn't like it very much
>>5984783
It looks very sucked in.
That headrush is just
painful for me i guess
feel like i need to down half a bottle of ibuprofen sometimes
>>5984800
I am asking how attractive you are.
>>5984807
yes~!!!! do it with red~
>>5984808
robin i want to cuddlefuck you so bad~!
>>5984809
trade me and treat me like a object <3
>>5984808
Weird I thought all trans people are good at recognizing faces. Look at her hairline, nose, and chin especially.
I will get my second ffs to fix those.
But thanks for complement!
>>5984794
I just stuck with male pronouns to avoid that lol, but pretending it aint be like it is but it do goes out the window pretty fast when they try to [spoiler] touch your boobs [/spoiler] though :p
>>5984810
I'm a healthy weight
>>5984823
Thats what a fat person always says. Thats not even me being mean thats just literally what they always say. Fat.
>>5984819
>treat me like an object
You've been one for awhile. Now you're just currency.
>>5984817
I mean I'm not ugly and I take pretty good care of myself
>>5984817
You're really cute, and you look way too young to be posting here but idk.
>Someone tried to shove their tongue as far into my mouth as they could and I didn't like it very much
I don't blame you, I wouldn't like that either.
>>5984819
i take it you dont know what robin looks like or the shit theyre into
>>5984805
IS IT WORTH IT?
https://my.mixtape.moe/usztoy.webm
>>5984795
if I like you as a friend
then yeah sure!
honestly I'm pretty sure I'm 10x better company when I'm stoned, apparently I'm less talkative for a start, weed is really good for some kinds of aspergers imo
>>5984798
tell me if you're ever in east anglia yo :3
>tfw sent mp3 of me cumming loudly whilst masturbating to the friend I had sex with before HRT a week ago
>he replied back this morning
>didn't believe it was me making those sounds
>apparently my sex moans pass as a cis girl's even though I have the speaking voice of a mentally handicapped harry potter character
it's a start desu
>>5984817
Angle free you say? The funny thing. I think I look ok from front or profile. But if I use any other angle I starting to seeing a man.
Freaking Bart. He didn't removed enough!
>>5984839
>tfw FFS will never make you look this good
>>5984824
yeah word senpai, weight is irrelevant when the muffin top on blast
and tranny angle utilizing selfie :^)
>>5984839
you cheater!
Im reporting you for haxing
>>5984842
ffs will never make you good ENOUGH
>>5984845
My bmi is 22 but how dare i have a belly.
I just woke up from a nightmare where hormones didn't work
>>5984809
do you like cute steampunk goth boys who look like that kid from the Trump video? then maybe
>>5984817
only pain I get from it is when it makes me fall over and land on my ass / hit the wall or whatever
>>5984819
aww the feeling is mutual tbqh, you're probably one of the hottest people here
my favourite fwb is also a furry and he's so cute ugh, he's a catboy <3
first roped him in by playing kinky jenga (challenges written on each block)... one I wrote was "play chicken but with sex stuff" and we ended up all over each other omfg
and we fell asleep and woke up spooning and holding hands it was one of my favourite moments ever
>>5984821
yeah I do have face blindness problems, whoops, always forget about that one
>>5984696
what's going on she devils? who else /valiumfordinner/ here
>>5984854
I woke up and it's reality
>>5984845
bmi 18 and i still have belly fat. whyyyy
>>5984762
feels bad :(
this pic is not me but this is what my ribs look like. they flare out at the bottom on accounta being born with pectus issues
>>5984777
idk i feel like i have high intelligence but then if i look at my life objectively from an outside standpoint i feel like the biggest idiot in the world. theres clearly something wrong when im literally known at my local mcdonalds drivethrough as the guy with a car full of bamboo. its been in there for like a year now and its like WHY THE FUCK DONT I TAKE THAT BAMBOO OUT
>>5984845
Eh you're really not worth the time. Just another person thats never truly suffered in life while looking down on everyone else when you don't deserve to. The only reason I ask you to trip back up is so I can filter and ignore you but you're too autistic to realize that. But hey if its not me it will just be someone else trying to bring you down to earth like I've witnessed these past few days. But hey you deserve all the hate you get.
Now I return to forgetting about mtfg for another month or two.
>>5984854
That's not possible right mtfg?
No male body in existence can stop Estrogen? Right?
Fugg that dream scared me
>>5984851
rip
>>5984856
not surpsing
well then i hope you like robin shitting down your throat and or throwing up on you
>>5984851
this statement is true
>>5984846
you're really cute desu and I like your memes
>>5984852
everyone who doesn't starve themselves will have a qt belly anon, don't worry about it
>>5984859
Yeah. But it was like scary because it did nothing and I remained muscular
>>5984861
what's the bamboo for?
>>5984813
I just hate myself for not passing, I hate the sound they made when I told them I was mtf at the end of their questions
>tfw you're a crab, but you want to be seen as a turtle
>>5984817
I see no reason to assume you're a boy so
>>5984819
>.>;
>>5984805
Hopefully it is, hopefully it works better, hopefully it ends up cheaper then inhouse, hopefully it part of the process of accepting I'm trans 2+ years on hrt
>>5984861
ah I see, fucking sucks senpai
me and my sister both sort of have all our lowest five or so ribs on the right-hand-side weirdly collapsed downwards, idk, hard to describe, but I don't think it's severe enough to have a name
there's this weird big hole left behind though so it looks like we're both missing 1 rib one one side
and I get stabbing pains there when I run
probably not good desu
>>5984848
wow you are realy one beautiful young lady
are you perhaps looking for a boyfriend? ;)
>>5984851
But I want look cis ;_;
>>5984854
Can't wake up
>>5984865
Do you want the truth? About 25% in one study had too high testosterone after 1 year on 6mg and spiro
>>5984857
Answer with a question, do you like this motorcycles style?
>>5984879
I don't really understand why spiro is still used
>>5984877
In your mind you'll never look cis though
Be careful not to end like this crazy italian hon
>>5984879
Holy shit. Two weeks in I had lower female range t. Spiro is useless
>>5984876
>There's on recorded case of complete estrogen insensivity
>>5984856
Renting out one Red, its.. well its very well used. The corners are bent and the backside is sticky. Inquire within.
>>5984858
More like who /wishlizbellwouldkillhimself/ here
>>5984887
yes hello are birds allowed
>>5984891
Yes birds, itll do whatever you want. Draw a line on its head and presto, newspaper for your cage.
>tfw old people have total special snowflake hon names
I got two cases, one was calles ernestine and one wilhelmine, both women
>>5984880
yeah sure, also always thought trials bikes were cool, unfortunately dyspraxia meant I couldn't pursue that interest
probably just as well, may have avoided a Kayla-style repression
>tfw no Guy Martin husbando
>>5984883
thats too bad :(((
you really deserve a man wholl treat you right
>>5984868
I think you may have a slight mental problem senpai
>>5984872
it was for a music video that i worked on over a year ago. theres also a greek statue head in there. my apartment and my car are just overloaded with stupid old props from old jobs
>>5984874
yeah it sucks, as if there wasnt enough stuff to worry about for passing. that sounds odd whatever if up with yours
>>5984893
I'll take it desu
>>5984856
come with me pls
>>5984895
Thats a 73, was turning into a mini bratbob before i had to sell and move.
Was missing the seatpan in pic
>>5984896
i would rather have a cute girl like gem tbqh family.
>>5984882
But characteristic that I'm missing are right here! I need to fix those.
>>5984894
>tfw most likely in the prime of physical femininity and attractiveness and will only deteriorate
>>5984899
We did discuss price bird, im not falling for the whole "three eggs by friday" bullshit like last time
>>5984902
too much makeup and eyebags?
>>5984904
I dunno, whatever you want to do I guess.
>>5984906
I mean she seems like she wants to come with me anyway, I got you next time I see you.
>>5984903
They're both dead
>>5984909
Youre paying to give it back once youre done. Dont get it twisted.
>>5984909
can I help you lay eggs lmao?
or just pet your feathers!
>>5984901
wow omg what a whore!1!11
fuck off dumb slut!!!11
anybody want to talk on kik?
>>5984915
>can I help you lay eggs
w-wait you own an ovipositor?
>>5984918
Sure, "tamalewolf"
>>5984917
thx
>>5984914
Now why would I want to bring it back :^)
>>5984915
>eggs
I ain't no lady qtpie
>>5984885
Yeah Spiro beats the shit out of me. I had female levels of T in like a month of a half dose.
>>5984665
are you actually autistic diagnosed? personally i assumed your autistic traits were just cute things you picked up and not actual autism, huh. guess you have autismoe?
>>5984664
did u do ur thing? i dont really know you
>>5984695
mm yeah thats true about ADD though. yeah i know what being aspie is like only because ive dated 3 people long term seriously with aspergers
im autisMOE
>>5984928
no you're not
>>5984928
should put it in a trip
>>5984924
im actually diagnosed!
I really am! but I try to be social around people! people seem to like me!
>>5984907
Wat?
>>5984926
Sorry wings are clipped, you can climb on my back and pretend though
>>5984939
They both have very puffy eyebags. Poor things.
>made 5 grilled cheeses for everyone dont burn a single one and everyone is gooey and perfect
>do like 4 days worth of dishes cus ive been bedridden
>clean the entire kitchen cus its a mess
>make house sluts organise clothes
>do a bunch of loads of laundry
>pick up room and organise everything
pretty productive night. im still not even really tired at all, i woke up like 12 hours ago
>>5984924
Which thing ?
>tfw bird anon will never swoop down from the heavens and carry you off into the love nest
i guess theres no reason to be alive
>>5984942
Yume.. you do dishes?!
Last time i had a house bitch that was the first chore to go.
>>5984942
best mommy tbhokachan
>>5984942
desu grilled cheese with mozzarella
>>5984944
thanks, I feel really loved these past few days
>>5984940
weeeee~
lets do something fun with me!
>>5984924
hakase the cutest
have a gif
>>5984942
i fucking love grilled cheese
>>5984947
>>5984948
All im seeing in my head right now
>>5984948
what do you suggest (´･∀･`)
>>5984942
yume kiss me and I'll cook for you and be a good housewife~!
>>5984935
you def do not have autism
>>5984933
huh. when i think about it, that actually makes quite a fair bit of sense. i honestly thought it was just you acting moe and wasn't genuine cutesyness just cus 4chan and stuff.
interesting
>>5984945
i do every house chore, so yes dishes included. i'm not a house bitch, I am the head of this household. if anyone did it besides me it would simply be an unperfect job, and I don't accept anything but the best
>>5984951
ye hakase is the best
>>5984952
ye
>>5984956
what can you make?
>>5984947
i was using sharp cheddar
Ffffff my right boob hurts so bad rn....
I feel like I just got stabbed
>>5984958
>make goobs great again
>>5984957
yeah but im moe af
also
can you make me a grilled cheese oneday?
>>5984958
*boobs
>>5984960
What is a goob
>>5984947
at first i was like what the fuck is up with all these birds
but you seem like a nice person and the birds eventually grew on me. they have a comforting familiarity to them now.
i enjoy your presence here :)
>>5984964
you you goofy goob!
>>5984963
Lol nvrmd
>>5984957
>tfw yume takes what you said out of intended context.
Thats when the dishes get pulled out and redone, you and i just do things differently.
alison attention pls ;;
>>5984961
you're not moe, alison is the only moe person i have ever met.
yes i'll make you a grilled cheese and lots of other things baby
>>5984969
i didnt fully understand what you meant before and now i have even less of an idea desu
>>5984957
use mozzarella or swiss next time
>>5984965
th-thanks ( ´ ▽ ` )
>>5984966
these images never stop being cute desu
>>5984970
You have to fght me first desu
>>5984970
hi isla
>>5984973
birds are cute too
>>5984974
>something lewd
I-I-I've never
>>5984972
Ah, i didnt call you a house bitch. When i have room mates i dictate responsibilities. Different system.
>>5984981
I'm just meming. Ur qt.
>>5984877
i want to look cis too...
i'll maybe get ffs! i want to be like any other cis girl!
>>5984978
how can i make the big mighty bird feel pleasure?
>>5984985
How's that girl so much taller than you
Even if you're not standing straight
>>5984988
heels
>>5984984
ay thanks
but you know who is more qt?
peridot poster.
>>5984973
i dont like mozz grilled cheese, swiss is alright though. i prefer sharp cheddar the most. ive tried basically every single type of cheese for grilled cheeses.
>>5984974
all i heard were foreign words and that makes me really unhappy
>>5984981
mm anything you want desu dummy. i can make anything. if i don't know how to make it and you want it thats just more reason to teach myself to learn.
>>5984985
I don't know, that's up to you considering I'm a kissless virgin
>>5984994
I dunno I just really like mozzarella in general
>>5984994
sachertorte is a austrian cake! it's sooo good! i want to feed you yume~
>>5984926
yes please
sorry I was afk, trimming to prep for laser
I'm gonna look so much better once my facial hair's totally gone
still got this bizarre face shape type + dead fish eyes tho
>>5984957
>tfw also diagnosed autistic but not cute so people don't stop being mean ;-;
the 4chan 'autism' meme really does make people misunderstand the actual condition or not recognise it because it's not the same as the meme version, it's weird
how do I find someone to hug me
>>5984985
>dem thighs
hnnng~
>>5985004
You stand in line apparently. Bed time for fuck all.
>>5985009
im really glad you didnt
>>5985012
did you know
you are cute
>>5985014
yes c:
tbhfamsenpaitachi
>>5985018
Ok, glad you do !
Because you super are.
>>5985019
ye
I'm a cutie that deserves to be held d e s u
>>5985024
Hey Gem watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpSTrry_5Fo
>tfw no cute tripfags to keep you cumpany
is there a voice thread that pops up, sorry im new here and looking for voice help
>>5985029
Was I talkin to you slaas you cute mother fucker?
>>5985033
voice threads do pop up sometimes, and sometimes people post voices here as well. theres no harm in asking here anon, though voice is a really hard thing to help with.
>come to class late
>teach is cool with me no problems ever, one of the best students and a role model
>teach steps me aside for a few mins
>says guy who stole my phone is here so I shouldn't do anything
>say okay, and asks me to help others with printing out other stuff for the tests we did
>walk back to class room with teach and see guy who stole my phone
>was told to ignore him and not say or do anything
>in that heat of the moment instinctively flip the bird and pick my nose with my middle finger with it
>go and sit down smugly on the computer and do what I was asked
>guy starts swearing and freaking out like hes a triggered tumblrina and storms off slamming doors
>rub my eyes the entire time whilelooking at him making a silly face
>teach is upsetbut it is my fault
>still felt good
>opther teach says to brush it off, hes indian so hes always talking about philosahphy and yoga, pretty cool guy
>still felt excited from what just happened an hour ago
=]
>>5985037
no
no you weren't.
>>5985038
i like
your attention
a lot
and i like your personality and i am interested in learning more about you and being like your bestie
can i be your bestie?
[being held is amazing]
>>5985042
bully me desu
Who /freaky/ here? At this point it's the only word I can think of that truly describes my quasi-human appearance. Neither of my parents look like this. What the fuck happened?
>>5985042
lollll
>>5985043
pls be my bestie
i wanna cute bff to do cutesy things with
>>5985049
yesss
we
will be best friendssss
what cutesy stuff is thereee?
>>5985049
first we need sleepovers (very important)
then we need to play truth or dare and stuff
then we need to watch shows and gossip together and cuddle everynight
>>5985054
okay
so sleepovers
they will happen
for sure, but truth and dare
i always go with truths because dares can be scary
what if they dare me to go make food or eat a bug????
I wanna watch steven universe but i wanna watch it with you kinda :v
>cuddling
still sad i didnt get more time to snug with you at the hotel
>>5985060
pretend bully
>>5985054
>>5985061
you guys are 2qt
>>5985065
uhh
then is alison 4qt?
gn
>prepping for laser, want to try EMLA cream this time so I can withstand higher intensity without as much pain
>pharmacy doesn't have any occlusive dressings so decide to use clingfilm instead 'cause it does the exact same thing
>decide to put some blobs of the cream on my face, tear off a portion of clingfilm to wrap around my lower face over the cream, then tear off another portion of clingfilm and wrap it round with the seam starting on the opposite side so that the whole thing's strengthened and doesn't droop off my face, then punching holes between the lips with a pen so I can breath easier
>in reality, dyspraxia means I end up tearing off a dozen progressively smaller, irregularly shaped chunks of clingfilm that get all knotted and folded up sticking to my arms and my dressing gown
>plaster them all over my face, trying to make them overlap and stick together
>whole thing starts sagging down at the moustache area, smearing the cream over my lips so they go numb
>stick a hairband on perpendicular to my face to keep it held up whilst I frantically search for plasters
>eventually find plasters and spend ages trying to get the backing paper off of my fingers, some kind of dumb static charge
>stick it all together with waterproof plasters
>take off hairband
>realise I can't breath easily 'cause nasal polyps and need moutholes asap
>search for pen
>can't find it
>try plastic knife, just smears cream more and nearly pulls some of the clingfilm away from my face
>try flat key
>realise if it does break through I'm gonna chip a tooth on it
>eventually find pen
![prayer_request_for_my_friend_roger_by_crystals1986-d5zxf8q[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/RSyvAJS.png "prayer_request_for_my_friend_roger_by_crystals1986-d5zxf8q[1].png")
>tfw no gem bestfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVDgdWKlJ_Y
>>5985068
nini sheen friend
>>5985069
>start jamming it between my lips, part my teeth
>foul-tasting anaesthetic cream 'for external use only' floods my mouth
>reflexively start spitting and gagging
>there's no holes yet
>saliva pools inside the clingfilm and starts mixing with the cream, running down my chin
>start panicking, jam the pen in harder
>taste ink, gross
>make more holes and stick my fingers in to make it one big hole
>spit out cream and biro ink
>suck on corner of towel for a few seconds
>fix the worst of the damage
>come back to laptop
thanks again, dyspraxia
I'm never going to succeed in life at anything
Do I have any potential? ;_; Pre-HRT (going to get mine in few months, just turned 20)
Chest 35''
Waist 30''
Hips 36.5''
5'11'' tall
and seam to seam shoulder 18.5''
>>5985020
you're cute Red
CUTE
>>5985079
>Shoulders 18.5"
I'm so sorry anon ;_;
>ywn cuddle with qt furry 6 foot redhead fellow autist transgirl
why live
>>5985075
eeeeeep
i think you did do that at one pointtt though
do it again
and the cutest thing about you hmm
well physically or just anything?
but it implies you are super cute and thats true
>>5985043
You prefer your bfs to be 6'0 ft tall right?
Guess who found their phone :]
>>5985093
I was never good at guessing
