friendly reminder that gay death consumes all twinks and is inescapable
old: >>589770
>>5901775
>me waiting for a bf.png
Good thing twinks are already disposable people, you can just replace them with a younger model when they kill themselves.
>>5901800
once automation supplies us with robotwinks, we'll be all set
>>5901775
>>5901800
>MFW femgen crossposter
>>5901806
>tfw you're dead for 1000s of years and still have great facial aesthetics
>>5901816
>the tollund man knows both gay feels and that feel
I consider myself a 6 on the Kinsey scale, but I have this strange habit of making out with straight girls when I'm drunk. Is that normal? Am I not as 6 as I think I am?
Getting my first possibly warranted test done tomorrow. First time i've ever been actually worried.
>>5901853
I mean, probably, yeah.
I do it, too, it's ok, tho.
>>5901867
But girls are gross! I don't wanna like them! A-and you're gross! I don't wanna be like you!
>>5901875
Drunk actions are sober urges.
No need to lie to yourself, anon, it won't suddenly turn you into a rabid breeder.
I vastly prefer masculinity but i still kiss and fool around with ladies if the mood strikes.
>>5901867
here's hoping you get aids and die so we can all finally be rid of the cancer that you are
>>5901891
You. I like you.
#twinksfortrump
Every now and then I want to hook up with a girl, but women gross me out. Am I weird?
I don't know if anyone remembers but I was the dumb beta who fucked the tranny a month ago. Just finished pep and getting the hiv test done in a week. I don't know if anyone cares but this is fucking me up. Considering killing myself if I am positive
>>5901901
#trumpfortwinks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEa9tCS2F8Q
>>5901903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOR3_vJvZVs
>>5901842
lmao thom yorke
>>5901908
#trinksfortwump
>>5901901
#twinks4twinks4trump
Not if I consume it first!
>tfw born too soon
>tfw will never be genetically modified super twink
>>5902079
>gurl
>tfw gay death soon as a virgin
>>5902087
wtf
>>5902087
that's either photoshop, or the ugliest dong i've ever seen
>>5901904
Psh don't worry about it buddy. Look up transmission rates for intercourse it'll make you feel a lot better. Plus we got a bunch of treatments for HIV nowadays. Hell we finally even found the enzyme needed to cut out HIV from a human genome.
>STILL NO TRUMP BF
>>5902174
*drumpf
>>5902174
I can't met a single person wearing one of those non-ironically
went magnet fishing and found this chair
who needs drugs when you can get a high off treasure seeking?
ty for subscribing
>>5902208
>magnet fishing
dude wtf how have I never heard of this before now
>>5902179
Stfu you john oliver ad hominem faggot cunt
kill yourself little leftist media bitch
#TRUMP2016
>>5902230
why will drumpf win the presidency when he has failed at literally everything else in life
>>5902228
it's pretty fun
i'm preparing for my 50s by developing an interest in metal detectors and treasure hunting in my 20s
there's an infinite amount of interesting things you can find on all corners of the globe.
it's great
>>5902244
this
everyone will go for le first womyn president :-)
So does young professional mean anything other than uptight douche dick?
>tfw only finally accepted being gay last year at 18
>probably only 4 years of prime youthful twinkiness left
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNprUC1ncko
when was your twink incept. date?
Gaygen, how do I get game?
I have no idea how to close the deal with a guy.
They're interested, I'm interested, and suddenly everything is spaghetti and I'm defaulting to polite chitchat because I have no idea when it's safe to say "so, can I suck your dick?"
>>5902351
fuck you man. I'm 23 and I've probably wasted all my good years a as a total self hating closet case.
[spoiler]Time to waste the rest of them[/spoiler]
>>5902353
Don't ask if you can. Just pick up on clues.
my boyfriend is making me (asked me rather to) go to his friends bday party and hes a druggy and I kinda don't want to but I said yes
what do
>>5902353
>talk some
>say 'hey you're nice, how about we meet up sometime'
>they say 'sure thing :)'
>ask him when he can meet up
>set an actual date not some vague shit like "oh maybe next week :)"
not that hard, if he doesn't agree or he makes up excuses to not set a date then he obviously doesn't want to in the first place
>>5901891
THIS coming from YOU!
>>5902381
wot kind of drugs?
>>5902353
it's 90% confidence
>>5902401
well he's a pothead, but he also does a lot of party drugs (lsd, ecstasy, etc). I don't mind, I just don't wanna go to his bday party cause it'll probably be some huge ass drug fest. Its my bfs best friend tho so I feel weird
>>5902376
No see, I know the clues are there, I- I just.
I literally have no clue how to respond.
I panic and hit default, which is vague politeness.
>cutie mentions his place is just up the road
>ERROR 404 RESPONSE NOT FOUND
I am so full of regret, anon. So incredibly full of regret.
>>5902385
I was more thinking in the context of bar flirting, but yeah, a legit date might be a safer bet for me. I guess I don't have the balls yet to try for hook ups.
>>5902418
>bar flirting
w-whoops. ok, I have zero experience with that. was thinking grindr etc
Am I welcome here?
t. biscum
>>5902431
I dno
t. biscum
do you ever rape people you meet for hookups? maybe they just want to give head, or get head, or maybe they just want to top, or jack off, but instead you fuck them and cum inside them even though they don't want that?
>>5902230
Trump is literally ad hominem: the candidate.
>>5902426
Not a thing I have tried, but something I possibly should. Thanks, still.
>>5902455
That still makes him better than shillary and comrade sanders
>>5902463
>hey, at least this piece of dogshit is slightly smaller than those other ones!
>>5902451
Not really
>>5902414
Just say it makes you uncomfortable or set boundaries.
>>5902451
I don't want to end up in prison, no. For example before fucking them, I even tell them to let me know if anything feels wrong. This is because I don't know their preferences.
>tfw no bf to go rough with because I know he can take it and will like it
>>5902418
Practice then. Keep putting yourself in situations and realize it has 0 stakes and people can over look dumb foot in mouth shit
>>5902476
Nah I wanna go to see him, I'll just try to stay distanced. Thank anon for listening
>>5902478
come over, tho
>>5902492
I wish. I wish..
>>5902451
is it bad that if a guy started fucking me bare I'm pretty much so sub I wouldn't even contest it even when he cums inside me?
>>5902486
I've been in the same situation, and while i was fine with weed (it's disgusting though). I was not fine with anything stronger especially party drugs since it can lead to worse situations.
Just be open and careful.
>>5902501
Oh.
Oh gosh. <3
>>5902478
Seriously in that feel but reverse. I did wrestling and a fencing till I can take a fuck ton of punishment and beg for more. But alas I've never even been so much as blindfolded.
>>5902503
He's already fucking you bare, who cares if he cums at that point.
>>5902529
this
enjoy your hiv
>>5902529
I worded it poorly
what I meant was if I told a guy I only want safe sex(which I always do) and he stuck it in raw I'm so much of a submissive doormat I honestly don't think I'd fight against it or tell him to stop
really when I get horny enough through being humiliated I'll basically do literally anything for a dom no matter the consequences
it really worries me
>>5902608
That happened to me once... twice.
The struggle is real.
>>5902621
is that why you're getting tested
>>5902764
Yeah, actually.
That and someone found some possible skin tags and/or ingrown hairs in my hole while eating me out and they didn't seem worried but i kind of had a breakdown and they had to comfort me and then i talked to a bunch of my other friends who all say it doesn't look like anything except maybe really a very tiny spot of advanced herpes, or probably ingrown hairs, or maybe even some scarring/tags from fissures/rough fucking but that was enough to scare the fuck out of me.
>tfw twink and will kill self at 35 or so
>>5902790
HPV fag here
if its anal HPV, enjoy the ride
and not bottoming for the next 2-3 years or so, if you're lucky
regards
>>5902799
>tfw not twink and will do that anyway
>>5902799
darwin's law
>>5902851
Omg noo anon, pls not to scare
>>5902905
i guess
i mean whats the point of living if you look in the mirror and dont think 'id hit that' uh
>>5902799
Why's that anon?
>>5903025
So you're concerned about aging, nobody is immune to time. If you're that worried try to take up lifting or something, turn into a daddy.
>>5903039
Im not trans but i have some degree of dysphoria, id be utterly disgusted with myself if i did that
I dont mind dying young, everything goes downhill from aroung that age. Metabolism gets fucked, mild health issues start, friends go their own way, loss of contact with social and technological reality, increase in work responsibilites, your parents start having big health issues and you gotta take care of them... Really, life past 40 has to be utter crap
I need some sex advice here.
My bf and I were fucking. Every time I would clench my (pc muscle?) It would make my cock slightly bigger and I could see the difference in his face and moans from it. So I kept doing it and he would always moan louder our bite his lip and eventually told me to keep it up like that. I don't even know if I was fully hard at the time, but we had a sex a few more times and every time it's the same thing. Again, I don't know how hard I am at all. I've measured though, I'm 7x5 with 6" around the head. Sooo I asked him about why sex felt so good and he basically showed me that the head of my cock was the best part applying pressure and then when I clenched, it was even better and that it would be nice if I was that slightly bigger size all the time.
So, obviously, at this point I'm not sure what to do. I never had issues with my cock, but now I do. It's way too skinny, and I need to increase the girth. How do I go about doing that? Do cock rings help? IS there a way to ensure I'm fully 100% hard all the time? Anddd if he thinks that me getting slightly bigger now feels good who's to say that if I was even bigger than that it wouldn't feel even better?
I'm thinking about just switching to full time 100% bottom since I'll never be able to please without a thicker cock. I don't know what to do actually to be honest, I just feel bad not being able to make him feel as good as he should be feeling.
>>5903090
It sounds like he's already enjoying it, no dick is gonna be perfect. Size isn't everything, technique is important too.
>>5902208
oh my god that's kickass
do you skim along the bottom with a canoe in a lake or what
>>5903090
>I need to increase the girth. How do I go about doing that?
There is no way, and you don't need to. Any and all preoccupations about size are a spook. Just be yourself~
>Grindr is pulling guys 150 miles away
What is wrong with this thing
A guy told me he gets tested regularly and is clean. We were hooking up and I think he slipped my dick inside him while we were dry humping and it only lasted a few seconds, if he was lying to me what are the chances of transmission?
>>5903115
Actually there is a new device that thickens and lengthens your dick with a 85% success rate for $14k, I can't recall the name though, it started with a P and the guy who does the procedures was named Dr. Elitis or something
>>5903127
Very low I would think, at the very least I don't think HIV would transmit that easily like that.
>>5903141
Sure it may have felt a little better, but I'm fairly certain your current size is working just fine as well. People always find imperfections with their dick, but there's really not any one perfect dick. Just be happy for what you have and that you have a bf.
>>5903145
What is someone so collected and nice doing on 4chan...
>>5903145
I have given him hands free orgasms before, but I'm afraid that maybe he might have ordered a toy or something that's bigger than me. Which would also explain why it was so easy to get it in these last few days.
>tfw can't stop worrying about college acceptance letters
>>5903166
If you can give a guy hands free orgasm that's pretty impressive, you're overthinking this anon I'm sure your dick is just fine. You're beating yourself up over nothing.
>>5903193
I haven't been able to do it in months time and the way he reacted I feel like if it was bigger I could do it every single time. I just want to say fuck it, find a 5'2" woman and call it quits.
>>5903180
same here.
which places are you waiting on?
>>5903217
Vassar and Columbia, Columbia is most definitely a no-go but I'm holding out hope for vassar. What about you anon?
>>5903231
Nothing that big I guess, just Temple and Syracuse. A friend of mine got into Columbia though so I guess always keep that window of hope open
>>5903211
Seriously anon you're waaaayyy overthinking this, there's more to a relationship than sex. If you're this concerned talk to him about it.
>>5903239
Good luck anon, I'm sure you'll get in.
>>5903246
I guess I'll have to bring it up to him again. I just hope he doesn't get depressed and drinks a shit ton to cope with it. I'm afraid to bring it up with him because I know that it will make him feel like shit as well. I mean 5" girth really isn't anything at all. It's so thin, so unbelievably thin. I love him a lot, so not being perfect really hurts. I'd be fine just buying him a big toy and have him enjoy that instead of sex with me so he can get off better.
>>5902372
I'm 22....heading there.
>>5903268
This comes from a guy who shoves huge dildos in his ass, size isn't everything, yeah it can make a difference, but if you don't use it properly it doesn't mean shit. There's more to sex then just penetration, you have foreplay, you have the psychological aspect, you have feelings, etc. Dick size is not the end all be all to sex, there's many other factors that make sex "good".
>>5903307
So the bigger guy who uses it good always comes out on top of the smaller guy who uses it good. I can't possibly compete. Sure, maybe the size is okay now, but later down the road he'll probably want to experience that huge cock, anddd I won't be able to deal with knowing that. If I could increase my girth even a 1/4" things should be better, but if I can't maybe I should just become a bottom and break up or something. I feel ya man, and I thank you for the advice, but I don't think I can get these shitty feelings to go away. I don't go into sex looking for maximum pleasure, because it never happens, so I understand, but I can't say the same for him.
Man, i feel weird. This past week, I've felt actually lonely for the first time since like ever. I suddenly just want the company of someone.
Maybe it was getting bit hard by [spoiler]the zootopia shipping bug[/spoiler], or maybe it was seeing all my cousins my age or older either married or going steady with someone at the family reunion I just went to this weekend, but I just realized I want to be with someone.
But I barely have the self confidence to make normal friends, i don't think i could make someone happy in a relationship.
I'm not sure what to do.
>>5903353
And I have no idea why that spoiler broke, I ctrl+s'd it.
>>5903340
I'm telling you anon, you're really beating yourself up over nothing. It sounds like you really care about giving your bf pleasure and that's a hell of a lot better than a lot of other people who top. So what if it might be a tiny bit more stimulating if you had more girth, it still feels great regardless doesn't it?
>>5903357
spoilers don't work on this board
>>5903357
No spoilers on lgbt for some reason.
>tfw no jewish bf to use my goypucci as he wishes
>he will never tug on your foreskin afterward for being such a good goy
>>5903340
you're making excuses to feel inadequate anon. like maybe, MAYBE size is a legitimate issue here, but it's fucking clear it's not the biggest issue in the room. you have some serious lack in self confidence going on. That should be your real concern.
>>5903367
that's most boards, man
pretty much any board where spoilers aren't relevant doesn't have them
>>5903382
But it's still an issue. If it was 8x6 I'd have no problems. I can't change my dick size apparently. I can't work toward making him feel better, so there's no point. Nothing I do will make him feel better without me being bigger. And yes, it did crush my self confidence.
>>5903390
Ok it was a mistake to even cede that point. The mental gymnastics you're going through here... It's honestly really hard to watch. Please believe me that you're a normal size AND THAT'S OKAY. If it's a problem for your bf, then THAT'S HIS PROBLEM not yours.
I don't want to play internet therapist here, but honestly this looks like some kind of deeper rooted problem at work here
>>5903373
>>5903406
Yeah, I mean most people don't care that much about dick size. There's more to a relationship than sex, if a relationship ended because the top "could have been a little girthier" than that person is incredibly petty.
>>5903418
>that person is incredibly petty
this is the main point I'm trying to get across
Gay death doesnt exist. One day you will find somebody that loves you for who you are as a person and you will snuggle together until you die!!
>>5903437
>TFW listening to bf snore while falling asleep with him in my arms.
fuck every straight guy next time I see a straight guy I'm going to disfigure his fucking face and piss on his injured body I will hurt every single person he cares abotu I will destroy his life I fucking hate every single straight man and I hope they all die the most painful and miserable and lonely and horrifying death imaginable
>>5903571
nothin personnel kid
>>5903593
somebody hug me
Maybe some of you guys remember me bitching earlier about how the guy I'm interested in rejected me because he likes another guy
Well that guy rejected him and I don't know how I feel, honestly I'd expect myself to be happy in some way but it just feels all around shit and I don't know what to say to him tomorrow without seeming like I'm trying to take advantage.
Don't even know why I'm posting this fucking blog here but there it is.
>>5903612
Eh, if he doesn't not like you, why wouldn't you go for it?
It's a mutual taking-advantage of one another:
>you're taking advantage of his misfortune in getting rejected
>he's taking advantage of you who he labeled as not good enough
Just fuck each other and be happy already. Imagine how silly he will feel when you make his balls drain harder than anyone before.
>>5903627
I don't know how he sees me. It seemed like me asking him out came right out of left field for him. Like he was really fucking surprised (said he'd never gotten asked out before which maybe factored into that), which I didn't anticipate. I have no reason to think he'd even consider it, but he made no indication to the contrary either.
More than anything I want to keep hanging out with him because he's chill as fuck, though, and I'd rather not fuck that up by being pushy but at the same time I don't know how I can attempt to comfort him in anyway without him reading it as me making advances.
>it's mutual
I kind of do agree with this but at the same time it feels shallow. I think I'm too pathetically romantic
>make his balls drain
Dude you have no idea how happy I would be to help him with that
>tfw want to experiment without people knowing
>tfw housemate is on every gay app under the sun
haha wow
I met a guy from gaygen. Turns out he's completely different from what I thought he would be. He's a well-achieving dude working towards his master's degree, incredibly likable, funny, smart, good-looking, has tons of friends and is one of the most confident people I've ever met. He is way way too good for me.
Lucas, if you read this, I'm sorry for blocking you. I really am, because you're amazing. But you and I both know I did the right thing. I wish you the best in life.
>>5903676
Haha you're dumb.
>>5903761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEk5odW6KGY
Anybody here read any comics?
I feel like there are so few people who actually read comics which is confusing to me because comic movies are so big right now.
Really loving some of Marvels new issue #1 runs
especially Doctor Strange (pic related)
Don't get me wrong though, I'm definitely not the biggest fan of most capeshit movies
>>5903849
I have an old collection of '80s-'90s Ghostrider, but I never really read it. Sometimes I look at the art.
>>5903861
You bring up another good point
there are so many people who fucking love these comic book movies and can't wait to get more, but they refuse to read the comics that the movie scripts are taken from
Comics are an easy read, and they even have fucking pictures
usually very well done art at that
ok i'm drunk
last episode crazy ex-girlfriend filled me with all kinds of feelings and now i want to cry all night
>>5903849
I love a lot of comic series' and I really enjoy a lot of characters, but I never know where the hell to start.
That's the one reason I haven't started, just not sure where to begin...
>>5903927
Now is honestly THE perfect time to start
Every now and then Marvel does this big event where 90% of their current runs sort of stop and take place in whatever event is going on, and they just finished an event called Secret Wars and they rolled out "All-New, All-Different"
which pretty much gave all of their titles a refresh and started at issue #1 in a new "universe" and a lot of them are very beginner friendly. Some more than others though
Here's some helpful resources
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/All-New,_All-Different_Marvel
http://marvel.com/cards/186/complete_guide_to_all-new_all-different_marvel/all
>>5903977
I know all about Secret Wars and it was an interesting idea, like DC's New 52 I guess.
I didn't know it was over with, so I guess you're right. If any time is good it'd be now.
I stopped going on this disgusting board in the past year and have gotten the most amazing 10/10 bf
just a heads up for you faggots, it works
>tfw not being dragged in to the alley by a big muscular guy and forced to your knees and having his dick shoved in your mouth before he punches you and turns you around to finish in your bp
>tfw not being arrested by a hot muscular police officer for a minor misdemeanor and being blackmailed to give him sexual favors in exchange for being released
>inb4 muzzie wankers in Brussels get my flight delayed
ree 2bh lads
How many unread messages have you inadvertently built up?
I've had this profile for about two weeks.
>>5904166
none, because I've never used grindr, because I have a bf, and I'm not a cheater
#gays4trump
>>5904153
>tfw live in Belgium
>started traveling in East coast of Australia three months ago
>absolutely love it, amazing nature, no shitskins everywhere, every guy is 10/10 whether they're twinks or daddies
>have to return soon
>now this
Just kill me or let me stay forever
>>5904237
>Australia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GExCA7OUudg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bg586-wl38
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWJHK0JT_Xc
I dated this older guy when I was 20 and he was all over me. Then I turned 22 and he like had no attraction and was chasing after a 16 year old looking 19 and that's when I got a taste of gay death.
Tasted bitter, made me take hormones long enough to get FFS and then detransition.
Share your deepest darkest secret!
I'll start, I'm poz, and I trick people during sex and take the condom off before I cum. Take 2-3 guys out a week from bars / clubs, always cum inside of them. Truth be told I think getting blown feels better, but pozzing a guy is more satisfying.
>>5904334
idk thats just sleezy imo.
20yo+ twinks dont look like 16yo twinks. same thing basically as straight guys exclusively fetishising teen girls its creepy.
>>5904348
>20yo+ twinks dont look like 16yo twinks.
Yeah, but they look like 16-year-olds who aren't 16-year-old twinks. Although, then again, I guess how young a 16-year-old twink looks can vary, too.
>>5904354
idk i read that wrong
still
i had a date this past weekend and while the guy gave great head, I just felt no spark or connection but he apparently fell for me.
Ugggh
>>5904354
I looked like a 25 year old Romani Gypsy when i was 16
>>5904434
how old were you in the other photo?
>>5904443
Left is probably shortly before my 17th birthday, right is like... December 2015, so I was 19 still.
>>5904448
You look Euro. What country are you from?
>>5904450
Romania
>>5904434
niq why/how did your face change so much
you look really different in the earlier pics of you
>>5904468
Lost weight and caught gay
>>5904468
Looks like hair plucking and shaving with severe weight-loss and grooming.
Pre vs post coming out basically
>>5904473
I caught it too.
Strange how when I was fatter I had a girlfriend.
When I lost weight I was getting and giving dick.
>>5904468
idk it looks like the same face structure but the emo hair just makes his face seem slimmer and more feminine
>>5904484
dude that isnt him you retard the pic on the right is him i was asking about other pics that i had seen of niq
>>5904492
wait nvm
>>5904492
They're both me you retard
>>5904497
did you have kpop surgery
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8FurEcY.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>5904505
I've been rumbled
Why does he smell so good? I can't stop sniffing my pillow.
>>5904506
see kpop guys can avoid gay death
just need good plastic surgery
>>5904512
Asians dont age until like 55
>>5904509
That's the scent of AIDS
>>5904535
He is virgin. We were cuddling and kissing for hours and just talking.
>>5904561
Sounds pretty gay
>>5904561
He could still have AIDS if he was molested as a kid. And let's face it, most gay people were molested, that's why they are gay.
ooger booger where da white bfs at?
>>5904566
>>5904565
No... He's my dream guy, nationalist country boy
I'm in love and if he rejects me I can't take it
>>5904572
celibacy
>>5904580
sieg heil
>>5904577
He'll leave you if you give him poopdick
>>5904565
gay people are not gay because they are molested. they choose to be gay because media brainwashing. if media did not promote it and force children to be homosexual. nobody would be homosexual.
My physician called out sick.
They rescheduled to next tuesday.
UUGGHH
>>5904718
Go back to making webms on mtfg you disgusting hon
>>5904725
stephen king pls
Why is it that people who are Bi immediately become unlikable, irrational, and gain major ego's when they realize they're straight?
I mean holy shit, my bi friend was the broest of bro's until he realized he was straight and now he basically pretends to be unable to relate to anything I talk about because he's not gay.
Like wtf
>>5904835
He's probably repressing.
> tfw everyone on Grindr either comes on too direct (dude let me sug ur dig :DD) or they get too clingy and all i want is someone to chill out with
> the last guy you could genuinely chill with moved to another city
getting real tired of these degenerates
>>5904835
Psychological distancing
>>5904849
>talking to sodomites
>expect them to have morals
This is your problem
>>5904858
sodomy and lewdness is reserved for loving caring couples in the privacy of their own home, i am not a whore
>>5904865
and what goes on in the privacy of the home is best shared with as many ap
>>5904907
I kinda want a threesome with some lads but i'm also kind of hesitant about it because i have never been too good at sucking dick
It grosses me out a little
>>5904849
Yeah my grindr is pretty trash too
an alarming amount of people have offered me money in exchange for sex
I'm not entirely sure if they're just trying to see if it will work or if they are genuinely mistaking me for a prostitute
>>5904913
have you every just tried looking at that "webms that make you wanna suck dick" thread on /gif/
>>5904923
It's moreso the process of putting the thing in my mouth
Just the idea of where it has been and what it has done weirds me out
>>5904913
Then don't be the one sucking dick?
How does it gross you out. It's very therapeutic for me.
>>5904930
How many have you before?
Where has YOUR dick been?
>>5904940
> where has my dick been
No where sexual because everyone wants to make me bottom
>>5904943
The bed sheet while he's on top of you is pretty sexual.
>>5904931
could be
is being offered money for sex a common occurrence on grindr as a whole?
or do I just give off some vibe visually that makes people think I'm a prostitute?
>>5904972
Never happened to me, but I guess its more common for people with good aesthetics in either feminine, masculine or classical beauty.
some men can't get any without paying and have no boundaries offering because obviously it has worked, some do it as a form of domination.
twinks probably get it more often I'd imagine.
>>5904972
It happens a lot to me, too.
I've taken one up, and then decided I didn't want to anymore.
But I don't hear of it much.
>>5904984
So you are confessing that you are literally a prostitute?
>>5904972
happens to me a lot too
>>5904988
I used to be an actual prostitute when i was, like, 19-20. It was how i first moved out into my own place.
I used to have a lot of hang ups about talking about it but i've made my peace.
>>5904997
there will never be peace as long as you are a degenerate
I'm banned from all popular gay steam groups because I disrespect moderators.
How badly have I fucked up, /gg/?
>>5905010
in the age of the kali yuga there are only one thing to do, and that is to be a degenerate. it is what the iron age is all about.
>>5905020
>I used to guzzle cum and lick toilet seats for a living
>lool you nerds r such lozers XDDD
>>5905021
hindu is a bullshit faith
it doesn't even teach you to poo in loo
>>5905020
Actually, I just treat moderators with the same respect as everyone else because I don't believe that someone that insignificant should have authority over me. It's morally wrong and isn't beneficial to any community.
I get banned because baby mods don't like it when people aren't circlejerking them.
>>5905039
I don't know, it's been a long ass time, I just scroll through and it's like "You can not enter chat because you are banned."
Regardless, I shouldn't be banned for hurting someones feelings.
>>5905039
how much for a half and half?
>>5905031
it has nothing to do with hinduism, they are just still the practitioners. We can call it the iron age or the kali yuga, all indo-european mythologies tells us this because it was taught to us by the hyperboreans that came from venus.
the same hyperborean bloodline tried to fight the kali yuga during ww2 and lost, because you can not fight the universe.
so yield to the age, because there is no need for sages when wisdom is graffiti on a subway.
>>5905056
>>5905053
>Expressing my viewpoints like every other human being, expecting counters instead of alienation.
>Treating everyone equally so that they don't have to sink to tyranny.
>Just trying to find a fucking bf that likes videogames.
Literally dindu nuffin.
>>5904997
>I used to be an actual prostitute when i was, like, 19-20
how does one get into being a rentboy/escort? I'm a slut, I have no self respect and I would like extra money desu
but the only upfront cash offer I've gotten was from a """""""""""straight""""""""""" guy on craigslist who wanted to pay me to let him suck my qt twink benis
>>5905185
I got offered by a super scummy dude at a shitty druggy party i was at.
But you probably shouldn't get into it if you have no self respect/have self loathing issues or if you have issues resisting the negativity of others. It really, really does get to you and can make it pretty hard to resist being miserable.
>>5904913
>tfw never had a threesome
>in a committed relationship now
At least I know what to do if it ever breaks down...
Why do spam bots say "good looks must run in your family"
It's just very creepy
>>5905249
just invite a third guy to spice things up
>>5905267
Fucking tell me about it.
>>5905198
interesting
how did you find johns? what made you quit?
>>5905281
While I would totally <spoiler> love my older brother tenderly before I destroy his bp, </spoiker> it's just a weird creepy saying and I have no idea what the spam bots intent is lol
can you be a twink if you have beard shadow?
>>5905284
I had a dispatcher, he just told me he knew where to advertise. Shady jerk who never gave a straight answer even in normal conversation. I gave up trying to be his friend.
And I quit because i was at a point in my life where I'd finally been getting a bunch of physical attention that i'd desired all my life. Like, people literally paying just to be with me, and plus I thought it was a good way to get lots of experience, too. But after awhile, the disconnect between being physically desired and actually being valued got harder and harder to ignore. People calling me pretty and then trying to not pay. Or treating me coldly immediately after sex. Or people not paying attention to my do-not's. And lots of cases of borderline rape ,
The cut was when someone told me to shut up and and that they were tired trying to pretend to care about what i said and then were complimenting my body and touching me and such in, like, the same breath. Later that night, they slapped me in the face because i called them a jerk and were just a total macho asshole.
I told my dispatcher and he just glossed over it.
On my next client, he was, like, openly talking about hurting me and I called up my dispatcher and he didn't give a shit and i just fucked off after that i stopped communicating.
I fell into a really confused and conflicted depression and started to develop my horrible social anxiety after that and became a shut in.
>>5905302
if you use makeup to cover it up, if not you're a twunk
So I just dildo'd myself with a fat sharpie and some lube I stole from my room mate. I've dildo'd myself before, but with much smaller things using spit as lube. I had it set up where I would bounce up and down in my computer chair and i was going at it while jerking off for a good 15 minutes. Eventually it got to uncomfortable and I got up to jerk off, then when I sat back down on the sharpie I felt a slow 5 minute long cum. I could feel the cum in my dick like I was pissing but little droplets were slowly coming out. Is this normal? It almost feels like the sharpie 'pushed' the cum out of me? Did I fuck something up or is this supposed to happen?
>>5905338
aren't twunks supposed to be muscular?
>tfw get bf
>tfw think he's a dominant-leaning switch
>tfw he's actually a sissy bottom who occasionally tops
>tfw he cross dresses and is extremely emotionally imbalanced like a woman
>tfw i'm dating a fucking girl
>tfw just wanted a man for a bf
>tfw hate him more every day
>>5905360
Just break up with him then
>>5905360
Why'd you start dating him at all.
You'd think you'd discover these quirks within the first 3 dates
>>5905341
yes, you tore your cum bag. it's gonna take 5 to 7 years to heal, you can't cum till then
>>5905360
who are you + how do you know me
i'm about to start a fast tomorrow
>>5905541
why
>>5905544
idk
>lol it's not me in the pic
>>5905562
why even
