https://youtu.be/rYNBQT_SbFE
It's time to get serious. We don't have much time.
>tfw nobody to do this to me
>>5880468
Why do my balls not sag?
I'm 22 and have definitely gone through puberty
>>5880499
You live in a cold country/have good airconditioning
>>5880499
Post them so we can judge
>>5880499
you got tiny balls senpai.
Just be glad you're not one of those weirdos who have balls that go up on the sides of their dick.
>>5880499
Shaving must be easy peezy lemon squeezy for you.
>>5880524
both my balls do that
>>5880541
I weigh 130 pounds right now.
>>5880541
im super skeletal
https://youtu.be/__CB2962hWM
Send it to everyone you know.
>tfw joshie will never be mf bf
>>5880556
my*
https://youtu.be/5TgRDXZjqSA
Hear him. Know him. Abound in him.
>>5880544
still fat in gay world
>>5880624
thank god I'm not in the gay world
>keep messaging people who like games, Sci fi, and other things I like
>always ignored
I'm not obese and I'm not ugly, so not sure what the deal is...
>>5880636
who's this?
>>5880638
Have you thought about being dull and uninteresting? Trust me sweetheart, looks will only take something so far.
>>5880644
Ur mum, faget
>>5880556
Until you learn to proofread, no one will be your bday.
>>5880510
>balls that go up on the sides of their dick
that always freaks me out.
>>5880661
Hence why I am also forever alone ;-;
>>5880644
>who's this?
The queen of the world and vocals
>tfw they ask for photos
>they stop replying after you send them
good thing I only send selfies but still sad
>>5880649
I'm funny and goofy and can be interesting if the conversation could go back "hey, what's up" lol
>tfw I might make varsity for rugby
>there is a god
who /footfag/ here
2 sets of handcuffs, ankle restraints, ballgag, collar, leash, silicone Gun Oil, vibrating egg, bullet vibe, and a metal cockring (for me).
Anything else I should get? Tempted to get a dilator for when he's all restrained so I can fuck his dickpuccii raw but not sure.
>>5880624
this t b h
anyone over 100lbs is auto fat
just how it works
>>5880704
detatched car seat head support
http://i.imgur.com/40GGtmU.gif
>>5880704
A bible and a long look in the mirror
>>5880468
>>5880555
Everytime he says i'm gonna burn in hell and my flesh will be consumed by blue flames i get little aroused.
Sometimes i wonder what the fuck is wrong with me.
>>5880704
Sounding Rod Kit
>>5880757
I prefer to stretch my butthole, not my dickhole.
>>5880757
>youpain dot net
That's not even painful, it's quite pleasant actually.
>>5880704
blindfold, hot wax, feather, jockstraps, riding crop, nipple clamps. The list goes on and on Rugbane.
>>5880789
looks like a fit/less douchey/american version of rugby
>>5880825
>american pornstar
You forgot "a circumcised version of rugby"
>>5880834
Porn ACTOR.
Don't delude yourself
>>5880834
speaking of circumcision, had my first irl encounter with foreskin not too long ago
did an actual double take when I first saw it
>>5880862
>im 200lbs do you love me now
100 lb to heavy boo
>>5880878
Beyonce is terrible, have some real music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpUkbqNvbqE
>>5880878
Try 150
>Dating people with all four limbs intact
Fucking normie
>>5880894
girl I can't stand you bye
>>5880895
>tfw no fucknugget bf
;-;
>>5880910
then stop replying to me, faggot
one thing tho, aren't you a nigger?
>>5880916
I'm blacker than you u lil cunt
>>5880859
they all start somewhere stop being an asshole
>>5880952
Considering I'm 100% European, I'm not surprised.
>>5880964
Nice try henty but Europeans descended from Ethiopians.
>>5880968
>he still believes the out-of-Africa meme
>>5880964
someone turn this photo into Trump vs. Mexico and the note is a bill for the wall.
>>5880972
I'm from Bosnia which has the highest concentration of the I-M170 haplogroup if you wanna talk about whiteness.
But we're both African American now
>>5881023
>Bosnia
Turkish rapebaby detected.
https://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY
Drive's soundtrack is honestly so fucking good
Anyone else have any recommendations for good movies with a 10/10 soundtrack?
>>5881055
Whiter than u
Pic related me irl
>He's Bi.
>He says "I'm not like all Bi guys! I actually like gay guys too!"
>one year later
>"I could never get into a gay relationship."
Never date a bi gay. Not even once.
>>5881179
Gurl what are you even.
Like French or smth
>>5881106
I like a lot of soundtracks that Clint Mansell does, Requiem for a Dream, Pi, The Fountain. I still haven't watched Pi, but I enjoyed Requiem and Fountain, though the Fountain is kind of hard to understand.
>>5881165
This meme physically hurts because I'm more inclined towards guys.
I'm even out to friends and family that I like both.
I'm drunk and stupid. I almost ruined the best thing I've ever had two weeks ago and tonight I was reminded of it. I hate myself.
>>5881271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CykxYBTmUzs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtDx5oHF_UQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swAicg0GjNg
>>5881282
>Americans in charge of handling their alcohol
4 realz tho, gomen that happened gatchu-chan ;-;
>>5881280
Just say you're gay then you fucking faggot.
Every time you say you're bi you literally make every gay guy go to the bathroom and never come back.
>>5881292
Not my fault, I'm on a starvation diet. The only things I've eaten today are shots.
>>5880524
im in tears laughing,
>>5881282
What happened?
>>5881297
Pfft. Nigga, I don't eat for like 5 days straight and I don't do dumb shit like that.
>>5881296
I don't have a problem saying that.
I just don't want it to be a big surprise to a dude later in life if I am with him past a few months and a friend of mine brings up something from my past involving a girl.
I'd rather be direct and say X happened, and whatever.
>>5881315
Then just say you came out of the closet.
>>5881320
Oh god that sounds horrifying, sorry to hear that happened.
>>5881325
Someone came up to me tonight at the bar and told me how cute I was that night and I felt like throwing up.
Who /cut/ here?
>>5881349
People tell me I'm cute because I look like a guy but and I look weak whenever I try to be masculine.
>>5881349
What kind of fetish bar is it? Don't know if I would be comfortable at a place like that, at least alone.
>>5881385
They do fetish (leather) night and beef (jockstrap) night and jock (sports gear) night all once each a month. I'm newly 21 with my fake and went alone because my bf was working. Happened to be sports night when I went and I wasn't prepared.
>>5881398
>I'm newly 21 with my fake
how old are you?
>>5881365
I feel this so hard desu.
>>5881481
Of? Might do it since I'm feeling kind of gross at the moment.
>>5881488
just face lol
I recognize the name, but can't remember your face
>>5881488
das get
>needing a fake ID at 19 to buy alcohol
This is the only part of moving to America in a few months that pisses me off. You faggots have legal weed in some states, can own guns and die for your country at 18, yet can't buy a pack of beer.
>>5881512
I can get and mail you a fake if you want. Selling fakes is what I do on the side at the moment.
>>5881515
I feel better about myself.
Thank you for your bravery.
>>5881526
Your welcome. Just remember, Confidence is everything.
>>5881519
I'm just going to rely on me looking like 25 and hopefully my charming British accent will distract the cashier and make them forget to ask for ID.
>>5881515
oh okay, I remember you now
>>5881512
Can't buy cigs 'til 18, but I think it's legal to smoke them before that, too. Worse than weed and alcohol both, really.
Aye, though. Naw, it's not just buying booze, but you probably know. It depends on the place, but it gets downright draconian the way the law impacts bar policies. A stingy place will turn you down for a real ID if it's out of date, and casinos are like the TSA.
>>5881552
The city I'll be at has a population of like 70,000. Fair bit smaller than my hometown.
British clubs are absolute cancer so I doubt I'll bother with American ones.
>>5881549
If anything I support having cigarettes be 21+ and alcohol (not spirits) lowered to 16. Reckon a fake British drivers license will work?
>>5881575
British fake will work at trashy places since you're legit British And can follow it up. Not sure if it'll pass anywhere other than a grocery store though.
>>5881552
my sister walked by and saw your pic when I was looking at it and the only thing she said was, "Ugh, I fucking hate gingers, and that sweater is ugly". 10/10 we both laughed
>>5881575
>Reckon a fake British drivers license will work?
Depends on the place, I guess. I can't say from experience how that would go over - it might not work some places (but then you look old enough, so it's probably sufficient), but other places won't even card you. I'm thinking bars, though. It seems like a liquor store or something might be harder.
>>5881588
Things that didn't happen/10.
Going to go purge now since I'm a personified piece of shit.
>>5881599
did happen thx
but I'll add that I did hold it up to her and ask what she thought of it
Hmmm Amazon just dispatched my ballgag at like 4:16am. I wonder if they only ship out sex products at night time. Amazon after dark.
>>5881585
>>5881589
I'm going to rely on the average American cashier not being paid enough to care about determining whether or not a British guy's British drivers license is fake or not.
>>5881622
He's hi-larious.
>>5881622
touché
I was mean unnecessarily
I sometimes get cunty with alcohol in the mix
I really want to fight a guy and make him bleed and have him make me bleed and then kiss him at the end
>>5881763
I want someone to beat the shit out of me and the nurse me until I feel completely better. You have a 10/10 desire.
>>5880638
> i'm not ugly
So you say...
Are you sure, tho
Like really sure?
Your grindr experience tells otherwise
>>5880672
Beibg ugly sucks. Not the nice kind of suck.
>>5880860
lol you finally lost your virginity?
>>5880860
>Americans are surprised to see non-mutilated genitals
I want to be a masc guy's slut ;-;
>tfw gaydayz can't handle banter
>>5881962
Man, gaydayz, man.
It was. It is. I guess.
>>5881988
>yfw some cuckold named Frost couldn't handle the banter and got so mad he resorted to scripted spamming over butthurt
GG master race
>>5882000
What, they're tryna fight us now?
>>5882000
go to bed, soalone. You're literally as salty as he is and it's embarrassing.
>tfw hungry at 2am
I'm trying to lose weight
stop it, stomach
>>5881949
who doesn't
>>5882010
>that is even Soalone
I can taste your tears
>>5882021
Drink some water. Go to bed.
>>5882044
I can't sleep
>>5882056
rub one out
Would you date someone who does drag?
>>5882056
Drop a roofie
>>5882067
Well it depends on what level of drag is it. Is it like a fetishist in the house? Or is he going out to clubs with it and performing?
Either way it's not my thing, but if the guy loved me I'd be willing to compromise or settle for indulging him from time to time with his thing.
I just want a qt to share life with
>>5882067
i'd date max for sure. drag queens seem like they're a ton of fun.
>>5882067
At this point I'll date a rock if it reciprocates my feelings.
>tfw the only casual way i can think of to ask my crush on a date is to invite him to Pride
>tfw that means i have to wait 4 months
>tfw he might get a bf by then
would you let isley fuck your dad if he let you watch?
>change grindr profile pic
>get like 20 new messages instantly
ffs why cant i be just be consistently attractive
>Attention whoring + waaaahhh I have sex regularly and have a bf: the general
why do I keep coming here
I only ask for a bf that's gay, republican, and christian. Will I be alone forever?
https://youtu.be/WA6XuV5apZo
Why do you want to be tormented in hell forever?
>>5882252
who is this semen demon?
>>5882341
>republican, and christian
americans thinking their """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""politics""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" matter to anyone else but politicians.
>>5880468
If God's real, then he's a prick. You've seen nothing until you see a 20-year-old boy who goes to church, loves his family and friends, and is an all-around good person get diagnosed with late-stage testicular cancer that developed in his heart due to some weird shit I don't even understand and be given 4 weeks shortly after you even find out anything is wrong. God's a prick, and if I ever meet him, I'm got a few hard fucking questions. For know, fuck him. He's not one to be trusted or depended on.
>>5882384
Christian matters to me because I'm christian and will only marry other christians, republican matters to me because I don't want to be in a relationship with a female with a dick.
>>5882391
>Christian matters to me because I'm christian and will only marry other christians
Man, the cognitive dissonance is strong with you.
>>5882387
Perhaps it was a reward for devotion.
>this will never be u
https://youtu.be/l4HpWQmEXrM
Do vibrators feel good in your butt or is it only good for vaginas?
>>5882393
What
>>5882383
its isley, from /fit/
>>5882000
Frost is still around. I thought he'd be a gay club slut by now and leave 4chan behind him. I guess you never really can quit this place.
tfw you lose ur earring
>>5882431
>>5882000
He's always been a cry baby. That's what happens when you're the only son of an italian father and south american mother. You get pampered and spoiled so much that you end up being a stupid fucking brat your whole life.
>>5882433
...faggot
OMG I FOUND IT
>>5882387
Just because someone appears to be a good believing Christian doesn't mean they really are. You don't know this boys heart, his thoughts, and perhaps the demons he allowed in him.
Truth is only understood when it is perceived through spiritual eyes. (I Cor. 2:14-16) Unless a person has a personal relationship with Jesus Christ they will consider the talk about the kingdom of God as foolishness.
>outed a very masc "straight" guy I've been sleeping with by accident
>ended a long term relationship between two men because I said I wanted a three way and they fought over one of them leaving the other for me
>All in the span of three days
The guy I outed said he would beat me if I ever talked about him again but he hit me up last night and apologized for being so angry, I feel so powerful gaygen
was going to have a beauty day today
but nuh
>>5882786
What does a beauty day involve for you?
i don't like being homosexual because, even after surviving the difficulties of a small dating pool and gay-unfriendly laws, forming a functional family with my genetical children would be too hard.
To be heterosexual and have a family of 3 children i would have to get a wife and any stable job and then i am done.
To be homosexual and have a family of 3 children i would have to emigrate from my country, find a valid partner in this said country, get a job that pays several way more than what my dad makes yearly to raise a surplus of around 300k € for surrogate childs ( i am not so ok with adopting,which might be just as difficult).
it sounds hopelessy and unfairly harder to chase the dream of my life as homosexual.
is there any serious study/book/way/method to make me be sexually attracted to women? i would be fine with becoming a filthy bisexual, i don't need to stop liking men.
Non-mainstream-religious resources only, please.
>>5882926
Yeah my school, Regent university hates fags and their founder Pat Based Robertson says a lot about queers in shit on his 700 club
Just look around for Pat Robertson and fags
>>5882831
lots of gay shit
primarily was going to bleach my hair today but i need to properly condition it nd generally be more organised than i am right now and i cba
>>5882926
Tfw you realize the high school bullying is the single most important society shaping ritual of our time and should never be abandoned or prevented. We now feel the consequences of high school bullying getting weaker than it used to be. All caused by so called feminism and other movements *destroying* the natural order. People fell out of their nature-given role in society and became something else. Nerds became 'attractive' and 'cool', jocks became 'out' and treated like brutes whose primary functions are sileneced and treated as crime instead of allowing us, the natural masculine human beings to be free. Its because of high school bullying prevention and the lack of filtration of losers that today good looking young boys end up with the older fat daddies. And not me. I wonder what do they see in them? I could give all the boys so much more. I am elegant, mature, good looking, hard working, sophisticated, a real gentleman. And not those weak cartoon watching morons they end up with. I weep for humanity. Any society that gives any confidence and significance to naturally inferior men is doomed. Neither Rome nor America were built by the likes of them. They were built by the likes of me. Why can't they see that? I deserve all the boys.
>>5882980
This pasta is delicious
>>5882980
Slav why can't you live in U.S.?
I would suk n fum bby
>>5882980
You sound like the gay version of elliot rogers
>>5882252
This is the best example of a man who bows to nobody, who is in control of his life, body and mind and doesn't care what will his FB friends, classmates or family say about so called LGBT 'issues', women 'issues' and countless other mind and society poisoning trivialities. He is not invovled in the world of petty arguments perpetuated by the people who just discovered 'wisdom' on Tumblr and think they unlocked the truth of the universe. We must all regret the day when the Western civilization stopped forcing the first grade pupils to read and understand philosophy under the threat of their teacher's whip. He rejects people whose reach of wisdom is through analysis of newest flick's involvement in feministic representation through the characters. This man will bend you over and fuck your ass without asking if he can cum inside and if you object, he will do it anyway. This is all you all should strive to be and be into.
>>5882897
Whore T B H
>>5883014
i would suck that qt dick of yours
>>5883014
who are you again?
>>5883014
>>5883091
Ladies, please.
>get too drunk, tell childhood friend I'm gay and like crossdressing
>he says that's fine but he's not interested in talking about that with me
>ok cool, I understand that
>messages me a funny pic about cross dressers
>I respond gayly
>messages me another funny pic about gayness
>I respond gayly again
>says not to "bring this shit up around him anymore" or he will tell my family and that he's "not going to support me about it"
That's totally cool bro. But don't send me your god damn gay shit then. I just said okay. He's kind of a dick and I haven't really liked him for a few years now
I hate how jealous I am of other guys.
I try to accept myself but than all these much more attractive guys I discover and it pisses me off.
http://www.pikore.com/petershultz
>You will never be in his league
>You will never be that put together
>You will never have those eyes
>You will never have that smile
>You will never have that body
>He will never be your bf
>That will never be you
Some guys are so effin' lucky.
It sucks being genetically inferior.
>>5883091
I'm sugar baby, the real sugar baby
>>5883178
Just work harder and be the best at what you do so you can think "yeah but at least he isnt ______ like I am" and be satisfied.
if you want something, do it. stop being so lazy - blaming genetics is the indolent's excuse.
>>5882946
post fempussy
>>5883091
YAaaaaaasss I needed this legendary gif
Happy St Paddy's Day, everynyan ^_^
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLLZwzbCBqo
Think I'm gonna create a youtube channel and be really gay on it and retire before I'm 30 with money I made from youtube viewers.
>>5883340
Remember to pander to faggots with no straight friends by making "KISSING ""STRAIGHT"" GUYS?!?!??!?!?!?!" videos.
>>5883348
>pranks in the hood gone SEXUAL gone wrong 2016 best pranks
>>5883360
You forgot ***FUNNY MUST WATCH***
How else am I supposed to know it's funny, and that I must watch it?
>>5883400
***BEST EVER VIDEO FUNNIEST EVER CAUGHT ON TAPE YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE***
>>5880555
moron. the bible doesn't even support the idea of hell. Jesus died so that you may have... everlasting life? or so that you can not go to hell? what did it say?
there is no hell waiting for you, only death. this is what is said over and over in the bible. why are most christians so stupid?
jah rastafari
hey long time no see, /gg/.
skype is down for me and i don't have friends until it's back up.
pls be my friend, /gg/.
![[FFFpeeps] Shinryaku! Ika Musume S2 - 03 [720p][10112F9A].mkv_snapshot_06.30_[2011.10.13_19.33.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DWnQzBI.jpg "[FFFpeeps] Shinryaku! Ika Musume S2 - 03 [720p][10112F9A].mkv snapshot 06.30 [2011.10.13 19.33.30]")
>>5883447
Remove penis.
>>5883461
just the balls tbqh.
eunuchs are in this season.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrzsDvdBzIk
Would you date a sexy guy with thinning hair or prefer he wear a toupee/hat?
>>5883550
i'd rather he shave it all and get /fit/. toupee's are for fags.
>>5883506
damn, now everyone's gonna accuse me of being trendy
>>5883550
How someone manage to go to work/see friends or family after doing that? I would need to change my name and country to use a hair replacement.
If i start balding i will try finasteride/propecia and if it doesn't work, i will try a hair transplant, bonus point if i can use my back hair or pubes for it.
>>5882406
that's too gay even for me
> be bi
> can get laid with women but not men
wtf am I doing wrong gaybros. is it because I'm not looking for hookups? why is it so much harder to date men?
>>5883810
SHOO SHOO BISCUM GOBLIN.
>>5883838
lol imagine if someone really responded that way irl
I found out that the uni I'll be going to has one of the lowest amount of legbutts in the country
woo
>>5883810
could be that gay men usually have higher standards than women have
>>5883902
What uni is that?
>>5883902
I highly doubt that.
I'm willing to venture mine is worse.
>lost 6 lbs in like a week
I might actually make it this time
>>5883917
G-ganbatte-ne, s-senpai
I'm 8kg away from making it too.
Only peasants go to hell.
>>5884010
I'm too pure for hell, no boi ever touched me.
>>5883968
>>5883917
>>5884040
Heaven is reserved for the Reptilian master race.
Is anyone else sick of the interracial propaganda everywhere? I search "Hairy white men" and get "hairy white guy getting ass fucked by BBC"
Why? I'm attracted to white men, not fucking sissies or niggers.
>>5884185
>tfw nigger loving sissy boy
im sorry anonymous
>>5884185
>Is anyone else sick of the interracial propaganda everywhere?
Yes.
>>5884185
I don't give a shit about that.
I do give a shit about the insane belief that people are racist for sexually preferring some races over the other.
>>5884185
I guess it's okay if the nig isn't the focus. Like hentai where a cute girl gets fucked by old, faceless men.
It's degrading and slutty, which makes it kind of hot, but still pretty gross.
>>5884210
I know that feel.
Or when they stretch the term "twink" to include balding men way into their 40s.
Like seriously why use labels when you're not actually using them?
>tfw u will never cum on niqs pale white ass
>>5884210
stating white will always give you interracial because most gay porn is already white on white
just look up hairy men
>>5884259
would you prefer it if i finished myself inside of you
>>5884271
No.
If your sex with niq does not involve violence, bullying and him bruised and crying then I do not approve.
>>5884284
If it helps i'm already crying.
>>5884329
I still hate you and your guts.
And your little dog too.
>>5884332
Hey chill dw i hate myself and my dog too
>>5884346
So can I hatefuck you then?
>>5884357
only if you kill me after
>>5884371
That can be arranged.
just spent $20 on XCOM cosmetic DLC so i can make all my soldier's shirtless, fire all the women, and create the ultime homosexual combat squad
ama
>>5884435
You're next.
Or first.
I hate you both.
>>5883014
>Underage texans
pls go
>>5884437
>spending money on DLC
This guy makes me so unbearably angry. I keep sensing a tension - not necessarily sexual - between us, but then he fucking goes and starts telling me, in an incredibly descriptive way, about all the girls he's had sex with. Then he invites me to lunch and tries making plans with me and my gay brain starts thinking there's more to it, but probably he just wants to be friends.
This is why I hate being friends with cute guys.
Fvvvvck being gay.
>>5884439
Yeah. I am pretty great.
>>5884486
Kill him
isn't he cute?
>>5884437
Probably coulda just pirated the DLC or something.
>a lot of cute guys pop up on Grindr for once
>all of them "friends only"
What in the world.
>>5884505
>great
>>5884511
The firebear is the only good looking pokemon.
>>5884511
porn when
>>5884511
But they already have a water crocodile and a grass goat.
I really hope they expand on some already existing Pokemon lines, rather than only introducing new ones and making a few shitty megas.
deadgen
>>5884511
Only one unique pokemon starter. Game Freak really is running out of ideas they have to reuse old ideas.
>>5884547
>no Water type Cthulhu starter pokemon
>>5884538
you beat me to it, I'm gonna have to ask you to stop reading my mind
>>5884547
>>5884550
octopus water starter sounds really cool and a tree starter sounds even cooler. Have seasons in the new game and the grass tree starter pokemon changes per season like Dearling and Sawsbuck.
>>5884553
who is that guy
>>5883702
>finasteride/propedia = $50-$100/mo
>hair transplant = $25000-50000
not all of us are made of money honey
>>5884558
>drawing
>thinks it's a real person
>>5884567
Might as well just get hair tattoos
http://www.cheatsheet.com/gear-style/hair-loss-why-some-men-are-choosing-head-tattoos.html/?a=viewall
>>5884547
They really need to move away from Pokemon based on animals, especially ones they've already done before.
Too many cats, dogs, monkeys and generic birds.
>>5884568
he should be real
>>5884579
They should do stuff like elephants, carnivore plants, and ancient shellfish. Oh wait that's been done already. There literally isn't anything new in pokemon. I mean X/Y has fucking KEYS A FUCKING SET OF KEYS is a pokemon!
>>5884586
but you gotta admit a fire bear sounds pretty hot does it not?
>>5884592
gen 1 had literal cum and a fucking magnet
>>5884600
an orb monster with magnets
not a literal magnet with eyes
>>5884592
>mean X/Y has fucking KEYS A FUCKING SET OF KEYS is a pokemon
I know, and it was actually a pretty sweet design.
Too bad retards keep complaining about objects being used to inspire designs.
>AN ICE CREAM?
>A CHANDELIER?
>A WASHING MACHINE?
>MITOSIS?
>PREPOSTEROUS, THAT'S SILLY, WE NEED MORE DOGS!
what did you guys eat today? I had chicken, falafel, and rice
>>5884613
a bunch of forkfuls of tofu
some bread crust
two tootsie pops
two eggs
and like a sleeve of saltines
>>5884600
Magnemite is a collection of parts though not just an object brought to life. Magnemite and evolutions look like an experiment gone wrong. Klink and Klefki is like someone in charge of designing new pokemon was looking of their car keys or fixing the interior of a clock and gave up on trying.
>>5884618
I really like klink, too
They're like gear plushies
>>5884437
>paying for games
>>5884567
Men baldness will reach their peak at 30-35, if you don't a have a stable 40-100k job by them, killing yourself is a good option because you suck at life.
When you're in your early 20's, 50-100 bucks a month seems a lot but for something that can clearly affect someone negatively, it's cheap as fuck.
If i saw my hair thinning out i would start to hoard money and/or invest in some low risk stuff to pay for a future hair transplant , start saving early so i can fix my problem asap.
>>5884623
If you actually read my comment you would know I don't like klink. I'm making fun of it.
Jesus christ your annoying as fuck and don't even read.
>tfw my butt cheeks are noticeably different in size
What the hell is wrong with me?
>>5884618
"A collection of parts" and "an experiment gone wrong" could be pretty much anything.
Genwunners are the worst, those Pokemon are way more interesting than whatever obligatory bird or rodent they decide to throw into the mix.
>>5884613
Mushroom and Swiss burger at this diner place and chicken tacos for dinner. Both were very good.
>>5884628
Oh, I meant tho, not too
>>5884616
Are you skinnyfat?
>>5884613
cup of coffee and a handful of cashews
might eat a boiled egg later
>>5884613
i made curry fried rice for breakfast and then ate a box of fruit snacks
i tried to eat this fake beef stirfry thing bc a friend gave me one bc they hated it, but it was gross so i gave up
>>5884646
it's a freak you don't want to see a picture of it
>>5884646
I think i would be if i didn't have female fat distribution.
I lift and i've got legs and core, and my obliques keep my belly from looking flabby and give my core a nice shape
>>5884652
omg, ugh
I had a friend try to give me stuff like that once because i'm a vegetarian
Fake meat is always so blergh. Super salty.
>>5884648
Are you anorexic?
>>5884613
Butternut Squash Risotto - 2 servings
Grilled Veggie Pizza - 2 slices
2 cups of icecream - Salted Carmel & Chocolate
>>5884663
>omg, ugh
>Fake meat is always so blergh
You even type like an annoying Tumblr bitch.
>>5884661
How many muslims live in Kalos?
>>5884667
long hair ruins him
>>5884613
3 BigMac's
3 Chick Fil A sandwiches
3 Whoppers
>>5884663
i like some fake meats but this one was just really vile, it was like the texture of soggy bread and the sauce it came with was disgusting
usually fake chicken is gross but edible, and i like seitan more than chicken in cheesteaks (i dont eat beef) but it gives me stomach aches
>>5884684
You sure it's the long hair and not the streak of blond which is usually reserved for 14 year old emo kids?
Guys. I keep running away from myself but I continue to see my face in the mirror. How do I become a different identity?
>>5884686
post belly
>>5884667
no, Im fat as fuck
I dont eat much but I drink every day
>>5884679
idk but there's a transgender gym leader.
>>5884695
Hard option: work out and improve yourself
Medium option: face transplantation surgery
Easy option: whine about it on tumblr and delude yourself
Kek option: cut out your eyes.
>>5884686
>implying
I saw Wizzy say on infinitychan he got IP banned or something from 4chan.
>>5884632
Post pic
>>5884689
I stay away from most manufactured fake meats
Seitan is alright, but, yeah, it seems to fuck a lot of people up in the belly.
I just stick with tofu and mushrooms.
>>5884706
Why did they turn Ash into a fuckboi?
>>5884695
Explain, and don't be vague again.
>>5884613
half a small portion of chips from a turkroach fish and chip shop and a small tub of custard
I don't eat much and I'm going to start doing tons of cardio so I can flatten my slightly chubby tum
hopefully by summer I'll be able to wear a crop top again like the giant flaming twink hyper-fag I truely am
>>5884613
Cereal, an orange, a granola bar thing, and pasta and pasta sauce
I'm alone guys
How do I stop alone?
>>5884727
>crop top
>>5884716
Ah, Seitan is great.
>>5884747
Find the end of a rainbow and get a leprachaun bf, then you get to plunder his pot of gold.
>>5884716
mushrooms are gross and tofu is nothing like meat
>tfw realizing my fetishes are becoming more and more retarded and niche
welp.
>>5884755
That's a stupid joke
>>5884761
Yeah it wasn't very creative.
>>5884760
Got a for instance?
>>5884767
Yeah it was
Youre my bf now
>>5884760
don't become a gay cuckold
>>5884753
Seitan wrecks my belly, like bad
It is really nice, tho
I love the chewiness
>>5884756
I mean, we all have our tastes, i guess
I really like mushrooms, i eat criminis raw and they're fun to cook
And, I mean, well cooked extra firm is nice and chewy, but i don't really like it for it's semblance to meat.
>>5884777
too late. :(
>>5884776
Okay, when do you wanna meet up?
>>5884767
>>5884776
You may now kiss the husband
>>5884782
>tfw it is also my secret fetish
Hey bb.
>>5884782
>777
It's Party Time!
>>5884794
And here I thought you couldn't sink any lower.
Congratulations.
>>5884802
lol'd
>>5884805
You deserve it.
>>5884794
disgusting
>>5884613
tea
chicken for lunch
coffee
ground beef and rice for dinner
probably another cup of coffee because i have to pull an all-nighter for work
lost 2 pounds already which is nice
>>5884784
When are you free?
How can gays be cucks? That's just an open relationship
gays still love bikers, right?
how much boypussy will i reel in with a motorbike?
>>5884841
Uhh well I'm heading back to uni saturday, then it's mostly school until summer, not sure if I'll be taking classes over the summer.
>>5884750
they can look v. cute though
although you can't really look any gayer without wearing a latex fetish singlet or Village People inspired gay biker outfit
>>5884844
half open relationships
Is it fornication if the guy rubs his cock and coats his finger in precum, only for you to suck on his finger?
this is important btw
>>5884779
your opinions are still wrong
>>5884847
asking a bunch of shut-in gays on a jakartan basketweaving message board isn't the best cross section of the lgbt community
>>5884844
I've met gay men like that.
Some getting in a relationship with a biscum married to wife. The guy keeps promising that he'll leave her.
Gays getting in a relationship with biscums who already set the expiration date of their relationship, so the biscum can be in a hetero relationship and have a wife and kids.
Don't be those faggot.
>>5884849
Where do you go to school? where do you live?
>>5884886
I live in Mississippi.
>>5884884
That sounds hot. I want to be a bi guy's secret fucktoy
>>5884884
I'm bi and I honestly stopped giving a fuck what faggots think about my sexuality.
>>5884901
You sounded like you've never been in a relationship; A loving one, to be specific.
>>5884913
You cared enough to reply, senpai :3c
>>5884934
Yeah I haven't. I'm a virgin.
>>5884868
Depends, did the precum come from your cock or his?
What happened to Irishanon?
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