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>>5863777
first for get tested for all STDs you dirty skanks
>>5865386
Now I'm actually kind of curious as to how much of a clone you actually are, this is blowing my mind just a little.
i want a gemhug
First for stressed depressed and never well dressed
>>5865427
gem has hug transmitted disease tho
>>5865429
>>5865419
I'm a virgin
How should i have an std ?
>>5865433
K E R O
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>>5865413
>>5865321
Good to hear! Yeah it took me like a year before I stopped feeling that way, some days it's still there, finally going away though.
>>5865344
I've seriously played like most of the time I've been awake the past 2 days.
>>5865437
Kero kero kero!
I'm livetweeting my journey, follow me @xx_bbw_shemale69420 for more updates
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>>5865439
But i'm almost a year on e
>>5865422
well the only differences between us so far are that youre american and I am european and that I am straight. I think youre bi?
other than that, Idk
>>5865434
because your mum gave you oral herpes and you shared needles with fellow inmates to shoot up heroin to cope with the pain of getting a prison tat. also the vaccinations you had as a child were contaminated, and there was HIV in the blood tranfusion you got when you were involved in that car crash in Liberia.
>>5865426
Where in Canada, roughly, is that? We're pretty big desu.
>>5865439
That frog girl is such a cute!
>>5865446
??
>>5865435
Oh god I enabled this
>>5865452
So that's why my genitals itch sometimes ?
>>5865444
oh dang you were the one who got that username? i was so sure i was being original
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS AUSTRALIAN
>tfw tired
>tfw don't wanna sleep
i got school tomorrow ;__;
>>5865430
worth it desu
>>5865464
I think i'll have FFS in august anyway
>filtered
Go suck several bags of dicks
pfft
tfw mommy injects you with lady juice
>>5865476
For what purpose
>>5865464
Ayyy
>>5865478
salty anons are salty. But wassup Uiii
>>5865479
i wish i had someone who could inject me every week. it's really hard injecting estrogen. degarelix is so much easier to self-inject.
>>5865478
Filtered
>>5865481
Passing
>>5865467
How are you sorry I haven't talked yesterday or today much I fucked up my sleep schedule.
>>5865476
I hope that goes well for you, I've been considering having a few small changes touched up but for me trachea is a bigger concern. You look good though desu but if it makes ya happy go for it!
>>5865482
Hows you today?
>>5865482
Not much.
Cleaning without the help of Maya so her friends can be comfortable in our house.
Are you coming over?
>>5865486
Keep telling yourself that.
You are probably so new to 4chan you don't even know how to filter someone.
>>5865488
You pass and you look pretty.
Hey gem and yume I'm gonna show up drunk af lmao
>>5865490
Filtered
>People on reddit measuring their transition in weeks and posting "after" pic after 3-6 weeks
This triggers the anon.
>>5865413
kero kero
>>5865427
<3
>>5865394
Im a very hug friendly person
like when I get high on pretty much anything I just hold onto either of my gfs constantly
>>5865401
ye
and adri came home before I left so shes in full little mode so gl with that
>>5865380
If you dont cause drama I promise to hug you twice as hard
>>5865382
>pic related
>>5865489
don't worry about it, i've been down with the sickness since wednesday after that chinese take-away somehow gave me a cold
>>5865490
Filtered. Fucking trash.
i'll fuck you up m8
>>5865494
n i c e
>>5865489
I is alright. Just chillin coloring and stuff. Hows you?
>>5865490
lul rip. I'd help but i'm ways over here. I'd come buttt I still need to talk with my mum and pat about stuffs and by the time I can leave the train won't be running.
>>5865494
kek
>>5865502
Kero!
>>5865493
ayy lmaooo
Any Perth Australia people who can give me a rundown of where to start? Thanks
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>>5865493
<3 you too anon :3
>>5865502
>either of my gfs
Are you a polygamist D:<
>>5865492
Still have problems seen from the side
Like a very long jaw angle and a jew nose
Also i'd love to have fuller upper lip, cheeks and higher eyebrows lower hairline
Oh, and my chin's more square than it looks in that photo
But at least i don't have an adams apple
>>5865496
>>calling a Canadian American
america is a continent bbygirl.
and I am pretty sure thats were canada is as well.
I do know that most americans dont distinguish between america and USA tho, but thats not my fault, thats american education :^)
how old are you?
>tfw everyone filters your awesome roommate
rude desu :(
>>5865502
what is little mode?
I don't understand this term.
what do I have to do to get her to help?
yell?
I don't want to
Fuckin hate getting hit on by straight girls. It's fucking horrible. I wish I wasn't such a manly mash of awfulness and testosterone.
>>5865518
Kit and a few other people are from Perth but most don't post here anymore iirc.
>>5865521
we're in a 3 person fidelous relationship
>>5865527
I don
t even care.
The ones actually filtering are legit cancer anyway.
>>5865519
I love you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
>>5865530
Get on Skype and chat me and send me lewds while I'm drinking this really strong vodka cranberry in an airport bar
>>5865530
>tfw noone ever hit me on ...
Ok, i kinda made out with around 50 people and i don't know how i did this
>>5865537
Filtered
>>5865535
thats blasphemous/heresy senpaii
>>5865531
Ayyyyyy Kari you're lovely
>>5865549
You're coming to my house so you can't exactly filter me :^)
>>5865549
I am so old
I started at 23 (well hormones at least, I was fulltime at late 22)
I am 26 now
>>5865426
could do :3
>>5865561
>I am so old
>26
thanks .-.
>>5865561
>about to turn 26
>haven't started yet
>>5865531
That's a shame Perth really does have nothing, haha.
>>5865528
just knock on the door and tell her, otherwise theyll just continue to cuddle for hours or fall asleep
also little mode is when you feel like your just a shy little kid that needs to be cuddled and held and need comfort, theres much more to it than that but thats the only way I can think to describe it
its an mdlg/ddlg thing
>>5865537
thats bc youre coolllll
>>5865576
You're pretty much fucked Senpai
>>5865594
>not going fulltime pre hrt
damn we missed the pre mone fulltime and srs done trifecter
>>5865588
I'm still debating between killing myself at 30 and transitioning
At least the longer I delay the easier the decision gets
>>5865594
lel
that was a requirement to get on mones. partly why I am such a wreck now.
>>5865559
Aosora really inspired me to draw but this is just colorin, it's pretty fun What's a Stardew Valley addict? kek it sounds great though. And fukkkk i'd love a dab. I haven't even been smoking much cause i'm just to find a job it's awful.
>>5865559
>Stardew Valley addict
same desu
Why does all of Oregon look like a town out of a Stephen King novel
>>5865584
I already did. they ignored my advances.
she is just now messaging me back
Every lone woman at the bar has been chatted up except for me
>confirmed for ugly
>>5865593
You should get Skype v.v
>mfw my friend says I can pass just give it time
>>5865619
confirmed for strong independent woman who don't need no man to tell her she's beautiful. Except me. Because I'm a big man. You're beautiful.
>>5865607
You're colouring in? That's adorable.
>>5865502
Wait gem hugs are a thing? I'm so tired rn can I just get tucked in ._. It's like 250 more miles
>>5865591
Dr. Bart van de ven
>>5865603
Try to transition now
You can still kill yourself at 30 if you fail
>>5865605
Yeah, the whole thing is so shitty
All the waiting times and stuff
Like i had 2 therapy sessions since last december and my next is in april
And my therapist is telling me to not get fulltime yet because i don't have my trans diagnosis yet
If i wouldn't self med i would have commited suicide long ago
>>5865613
probably all the trees
>>5865593
You really should get skype I'd talk some too~ I'm just distracting myself lots cause I don't wanna think about things right now. Idk.
>>5865612
I only got it 2 days ago ;-;
>>5865607
Aww cute desu. It's just a fun little farming game. I would totally give you a hit if I could. It's always nice to share~ But yeah job takes priority, I'm lucky to have a med card.
>>5865641
kek, we might be there at the same time :^)
>If i wouldn't self med i would have commited suicide long ago
I regret not doing this ;-;
>>5865605
It wasn't a requirement here but the wait list was so long that I ended up self medding and going ft before I even saw a shrink. In retrospect I probably shouldn't have listened to that burst of confidence at 2 months given I definitely wasn't ready for ft.
>>5865602
You fulltimed before hrt as well?
>dilator won't go in
>push it in carefully
>stir
>biggest fart imaginable
>goes in without problems now
lmao wat
what i hear from body positivity feminist friends when i get major dysphoria over my body
'but women have lots of different body types' = 'your wide shoulders, relatively narrow hips and towering height don't make you any less of a woman, because you couldn't be any less of a woman'
'don't be upset about the size of your boobs, they match your build' = 'no boobs because your build is male, you are a man'
it seems to me that the people i know are cool with the whole transgender 'you can identify as anything you want, fuck gender roles yeah its evil society forcing you to be something you're not' thing but when it comes to actual transsexuality where i hate my body and am physically disgusted and depressed and i care about passing, not from what society wants me to look like but for myself, so i can feel ok with myself, they're like '????' what gives
>>5865654
Kill yourself
>>5865624
>come out to step mama last night
>figure I spill the beans before I show up
>"if there's anyone I can tell, it's her"
>no reply
WELP
Hi Mirin :3
>>5865647
Still feel like i started too late
I started blockers at 20 and e at 21
But after i accidentally outed myself to my mom she asked me why i haven't told her before
So i could have told her back when i was 13 when i found out about trans stuff
I invaded a women's space guys
>>5865654
how bad is the pain with srs the first few weeks? Also Is recovery in general hell?
>>5865663
There was no need to share that disgusting anecdote.
Any just Australians then? Oh and sorry for the spam.
>>5865635
I'm probably going to still be at work when you get here so unless you visit me there you're going to have to wait for hugs
>>5865667
Absolutely disgusting. You should be arrested. Those shoes are just awful senpai.
>>5865669
I disagree, moar
>>5865667
why would you take a picture of this wtf
>>5865645
oh, i yarrrrrr'd it desu what season/ year are you in?
>>5865672
It just isn't Aussie hour tbdesu. There are a handful of Aussies but most start posting in like 5-6 hours or so. No worries though. Also I think a few people posted contacts in the zeemaps.
>>5865689
Some people have their phone out anyway. The thought probably just popped up.
>>5865659
Maaaaaaaaaaaccccccc you make me very happy when I talk to you because first I liked you because of Mac but after knowing you a Lil I'd like you even if you hated Mac <3
>>5865669
depends on the amount of morphine you get
apparently my body breaks this stuff down pretty quickly, my week in hospital was really bad (I cant remember shit, my family said it was awful tho)
it was pretty chill after tho. dilating is WAY easier than people say.
>>5865664
if you havent transitioned in the womb, you were too late is what I am thinking ;-;
>>5865686
I bought them when I was hiding trans. most feminine mens shoes they had
>>5865659
No reply. Fuckin hell are you OK? If you need to talk mail me.
>>5865701
>tfw they didn't give me morphine or painkillers after day 3 cause I was hones about pain
I feel cheated out of fun
>>5865691
Talking to you is like talking to a fucking retarded kid with down syndrome.
>>5865701
So ... When will you be at Dr Barts clinic ?
Also yep, everything would be so easy if i'd just be a cis girl
Also not being able to get pregnant makes me really sad
>>5865706
you know what that means :)
you should get some new and cute shoes!!
>>5865693
I just got into second year summer. I've been doing a lot of farming but sometimes just power cycle days cause I get bored of the mining and such. Also not a huuuuge fan of the fishing but w/e. It seemed fun enough to be worth buying though and I def think it was worth it. Can't tell if I'm doing shitty or not though, but its fun. I'm also kinda ignoring the socialization aspect like I have the habit of doing...
h u r r y b o y s h e ' s w a i t i n g t h e r e f o r y o u
>>5865699
Hiya Mirin! How you doin?? You're cool too bb <3
>implying hating mac is even possible
>>5865711
lol I'll be okay it's not like she didn't know
>>5865706
let's go shopping!
>>5865663
Madness. Grats though
>>5865715
so you found something disgusting and instead of ignoring it or telling me "hey it was disgusting please don't post those stuff again" you told me to kill myself
and I am autistic ?
I can't believe I'm gonna see mtfg trips irl in like hours lol
>>5865634
kek ~ I like it, it's a coloring storybook, it's pretty neato.
>>5865645
Oh neat, those kinds of games can get addicting. senpai I wish. I'll have a med card one day damn it. After I get a job!
>>5865730
Should come pick me up senpai!
>>5865659
>go tell mother
>sternly says "don't joke about stuff like that" she's already starting to cry a bit
>me "yeah, alright fine I won't."
>awkward atmosphere for a few minutes before I just bail.
>>5865727
Hey, that's what i planned
So maybe we'll be there at the same time
I'll book it tommorow after i know when i can take my vacation days
And i'll start school in september so i have to do it before
>>5865726
don't feed it <3 it'll just keep following you
>>5865730
luuuucky
>ywn go shopping with a trip
have fun!
>>5865737
>"Mom I am the trans"
>"no pls"
>>5865730
>paying for plane wifi
WTF
>>5865736
o no
I forgot I said I was going to try picking you up before work :(
>>5865751
where wwere you when child was trans
i was in room
she say "i trans"
"no"
>>5865413
dxm is best thing
>>5865747
Ive terrible anxiety, I cant promise I wont avoid people as much as possible.
depends on how I feel then ;~;
>>5865752
I'm in a bar @_@ flight to Portland boards in like 20
>>5865751
Yeah my approach was shit tier, although my father didn't give a shit and just kept playing his games.
>>5865757
It's okays! You can pick me up tonight or tomorrow! or I can just take the train or if you're not feelin up to it. Prolly best I didn't leave this morning, had things to do and I still gotta talk to my rents
>>5865770
I wanna fly too ;-;
been in planes like once per month on average for the past 2 years
>>5865766
You can't be worse than me
I haven't even left the house, except for work and one party where i was drugged like shit, since about 12 weeks
>>5865764
It's the lowest branch on the psys tree tho desu senpai
There's a tiny cis girl standing next to me and my arm is literally twice the size of hers lmao
>>5865762
>"yes son. it's true. I'm woman."
>"dad no"
>>5865763
no troll feeding allowed, missy
>>5865770
looking good!
>>5865778
at least he was calm?
>tell mom like 7 years ago
>she flips
>only seen her a handful of times since
Dad was a bro tho so w/e
>>5865783
will you be going there alone?
>>5865792
does she even lift?
>>5865763
.~.
>>5865802
Clearly not. The guy who was fucking me all weekend kept teasing me and saying he had been waiting for a strong muscular top ;_;
>>5865801
I think so
Don't know who i'd take with me
Maye i'll have a bf till then which is highly unlikely
>>5865784
I know I'm the first person to say dont do DXM but honestly I did 2g of DXM-Poli and it was the most intense psychedelic trip of my life. I had real ego death like I forgot who I was and just kept saying "I AM GOD" while laying in bed flying around galaxies and creating ABC destroying worlds and shit. I could create any reality that I wanted and experience it as if it were real. It was awesome dude
>>5865811
mine will probably bring me and fetch me when I go home, but Ill be alone in the meantime I think.
I mma get a trachea shave tho, so no talking after surgery I think
>>5865779
I can pick you up tomorrow
I could probably do it tonight if you really want me to though
Tfw soon in 7 hours at the dawn of the 14th the trannies will merge at Zion and the seeds will have been sown
>>5865831
Afaik you can talk after trachea shave
I'm still happy i don't have an adams apple though
>>5865816
That sounds pretty fucking awesome desu senpai. The other problem I have with dxm is it gives you dementia and possibly more. Plus it's not to kind on your kindies. Also the three times I did it every time I'd just feel awful, I don't know if it was just in my head or what but I didn't like it. I've never come close to tripping that hard on it. There's just better psys out there imo.
>>5865832
If you feel up to it I'd love to come over tonight but if you don't feel up to it please don't! I'm cool with waiting
>>5865838
Reaching zenith
>>5865723
I'm aiiight bb just played a gig and am super drunk and depressed about being a Giant man but such is life for the last of the neanderthals. I'm sure she'll come around. It's a pretty shocking thing even if people expect it. I like you more than real Mac <3
>>5865822
no dates left tho .-.
>>5865848
Well you probably didn't get to 4th plataeu. Even Hailey never had been there. Also again it's dangerous so, don't do it. But holy shit I really felt like God
>>5865855
Listen up you little bitch if you don't start loving yourself I'm gonna be very upset -_-
>>5865847
you cant if you get it in düsseldorf at least, dunno if its different for Bart.
I dunno, lets see, maybe we will be there at the same time. if you like Id be open to meeting if you promise to not be mean and most importantly dont take pictures of me, lol >_<
>>5865723
yes! its not possible
>>5865689
You could ask the same about me live streaming myself takin a shit yesterday I don't think about it I do it.
>>5865794
I'm sorry they aren't accepting you mac. hope they come around. do you know any other trans people in your town that they could meet?
>>5865718
I like you gem
>>5865867
U wot m8?
>>5865869
>wow, you still look like a guy even after ffs
>*takes a picture*
>>5865870
>live streaming myself takin a shit
why??????!?!?
Cyba you now you can crash at my place when you visit Zion right?
>>5865859
no surgery date needed for a simple revision tho
>>5865862
Yeah kek no need to tell me. I never made it to the second. The closest I ever came to that was the first time I tripped and it was on 25I, I was riding the bus with my peeps and I felt like the whole universe and how small I really was compared to it, I could feel the stars and the whole earth. That was an intense feeling.
>>5865882
´well my looks arent exactly a secret, but I am still maximum self concious about it. I swear, everyone ever stares at me
>>5865901
Because ur a hottie
>>5865880
What do you mean give up? I'm not a quitter I even started smoking again because I'm not a quitter. But yeah you're actually a lovely person.
I play guitar and sing I this band but imma bout pack it in because having people look at me is getting to be too much. I can't enjoy it I just get in my head about it. It's shit because in another band we tour around the country.
>tfw you're gonna listen to one song off 2 on the way home and the next one comes on and you can't stop
>>5865896
oh :3
>>5865901
I always wondered what you look like
I mean you kinda have to pass to survive a year rle and have a bf and everything
Maybe they stare at you because you're such a pretty girl :)
I mean women just get stared at more than guys
>>5865912
phienchen is hot and cis tier
>>5865667
>wearing boxers in a lady's bathroom
Why?
>>5865884
I felt like it. don't worry I I showed the shit to therapedungeon before I flushed it.
>>5865889
I will probably be staying at my sister's place (she can ski to and from her apartment) but I will keep that in mind thanks.
>>5865920
why not ?
I wear boxers sometimes
they are comfy and sexy as fug desu
>>5865921
Post that pretty hair bitch x
>tfw someone comments that you're surprisingly tall
>look over they are like an inch shorter than 5'9 you
Interesting feels. I guess this means they didn't clock me just noticed I'm higher end of height range?
>just got back from dermatologists'
>have cancer
>deaf, have cancer, trans, ginger
Fuck. My. Life.
>>5865944
Sounds like it. Rock that sweet 5'9 girl
>>5865921
>I showed the shit to therapedungeon before I flushed it.
i wanted to thank you again for doing that that was great, great job
>>5865945
Well if it's any consolation, I'm rooting for you, I already care about you and if you never post here again I'll wonder about you in 50 years.
>>5865945
...Time to start drugs
>>5865945
:/
i'm sorry to hear.
that's such a shitty hand to be deal with in life.
>>5865904
Well you should q u i t making yourself out to be a monster. Being pretty takes hard work! And luck. But mostly hard work? Edie's better at the whole "be the best you you can be" thing sorry
And ohhh I'd love to hear you play some time!
>>5865945
Ooooogosh
>>5865954
Ooohhhhh I never knew you had a trip I'd never seen it before. You're fucking stunning and pass flawlessly from that
>>5865954
Fuck ...
Now i really feel like everyone passes better than me
So what exactly do you want ffs for ?
>>5865969
eyebrows, hairline, trachea, forehead, orbital rim, nose and maybe upper lip
Well I guess I'm going to Portland see u all in 6 hours
>>5865962
I was talking to edie earlier I told her I want to hire her as my cheerleader. And I'm not gonna give up fuck that. If faggy neanderthal is as far as I can make then I'll be the foggiest neanderthal this faggy planets ever seen. Sure I'll record something for you sometime
>>5865978
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so haaaappppyyyy for yuuuuuuuuuu take a million pictures for me so I can live vicariously through you xxxxx
>>5865963
thanks :3
sadly thats limited to pictures.
Ive been tripping here since 2013 tho
>>5865973
Oh ... Ok
But holy shit you're already cis tier and super pretty
No wonder everyone stares at you
>>5865920
those are girls boyshort undies
>>5865941
>>5865951
see someone gets my art
>>5865978
please be safe
>I hear yume devours trips whole
>>5865979
that's the attitude! good girl <3
>I want to hire
hire me pls I'm b r o k e
>>5865993
is your gorgeous hair natural?
I WANT CURLS DAMMIT
>>5865991
they probably stare at me cause I am an awkward faggot that hides behind his hair :^)
seriously tho, that is just a good picture.
>>5865988
Well judging by your bone structure I'm guessing it's not just pictures but whatever. I'm new here, from about a month ago. My deal is I'm an alcoholic and I get drunk and make people uncomfortable by telling them how pretty they are. And you're sooooooo pretty you're gorgeous. Like just stop. I can't handle all this gorgeous.
>>5865993
Awwwwwwww yisssss oddish is a bitch and tries to make me work for that sweet curly hair but you got my back right cyba?
>>5865999
yep. If it wasn't natural it wouldn't be curly cuz i am lazy. curly hair is a pain in the ass tho. be glad you have straight hair because then you can curl it when you want it curled.
>>5866012
>>5865444
Love your username
>>5866014
>curly hair is a pain in the ass tho.
iktf
>>5865476
Your cute
>>5866005
I can't even take good pictures 2bh
Like in half of my pictures i look like i'd start to cry any minute
And you're also really small if i remember right ?
If i really met you at the clinic you'd make me super self concious just from existing
>>5866014
I'm too scared to curl it. I plug in the curler and it's all hot and then I get scared! Automatic curls must be nice siiggghhhhhh
>>5865978
Ah, I'm jealous, I want to visit Portland too; I bet the cherry blossoms are blooming and everything...
>tfw you'll never visit Portland in the springtime and wait for your sempai under the sakura trees ;_;
Is it weird for me to think it's silly for trans parents to be upset their offspring call them by their biological role? It seems transwomen are bothered being called 'dad' by their children. It's a damn family term. You're not their mom.
>>5866014
Curly hair is annoying af ain't it, Cyba?
>>5866031
Yeah you're normal girl height
I'm a 178 tall freak of nature
>>5866043
181cm here
>>5866038
>It seems transwomen are bothered being called 'dad' by their children.
Wow, what a shock. If we're talking about late transitioners then I kinda get where you're coming from, though.
Goodnight beautiful ladies xoxoxoxoxoxo
>>5866027
you'll be fine as long as you keep the iron moving. if you hold still you'll burn your hair off.
>>5866018
>>5866042
it somehow defies will and gravity. at least its pretty.
>>5866038
So? people raised by gays manage to say dad and dad or mom and mom.
>>5866052
ni ni
>>5866038
>tfw you'll never be a mom ;_;
>tfw you'll never be a dad either, yay HRT-induced infertility :)
>>5866052
Night!
>>5866055
>tfw ywn have a huge belly and feel kicks and fall asleep with your baby on your torso
>>5866038
That's why i didn't freeze sperm ...
Well, also because it's expensive and i'm into guys
But i'd never want to use my sperm, i just wish i could get pregnant :(
>>5866043
well I guess it could be worse
german average for girls our age is 170.
thats pretty close
but dont worry, I got my fair share of shit as well.
the back of my throat doesnt work the way it should so I will always sound weird. its not fixable.
>>5866055
a-at least there's adoption ;_;
>>5866051
It's one thing if they were adopted but when they knew you as 'dad' for years it kind of seems unfair.
And yeah, I'm talking about late transitioners. There were three in my "support group" today. One was a... Well, her kids had kids.
>>5866054
The way my hair falls down makes my head look gross :/
>>5866031
You ignorant beautiful slut
>>5865972
wear them post op
10/10 would recommend
just not over night cause they can ride up that muff quite easily
>>5866074
You need a haircut, a proper girly one.
>>5866054
>at least its pretty.
but it isn't, it looks like a mess most of the time.
>>5866036
that's tru tho i did that once
>>5866086
;-;
>>5866101
tru
>tfw not even a year post op
;_;
>>5866101
I'm feeling unsire myself
But in the end i need it
I also need SRS
I feel like that would actually relase a lot of dysphoria but because of this shit burreaucracy i feel like i'll never get it
>>5866113
3 year pussyversary this June :3
>>5866031
You pass
>>5866074
what do you mean? have you had a haircut?
>>5865945
ginger is good though! gingers are cute
>>5866092
trader joes tea tree tingle shampoo and conditioner. just use a LOT of conditioner.
>>5866122
do u think its funny posting donald trump pictures
>>5866120
It'll be my one year in may. :D this mutilation was one of the best decisions of my life
So did I miss something? I'm hanging out in tinychat and oddish is all pissy with me cause she thinks I said some shit to her on anon or something equally retarded.
>>5866122
Nah, freckles all over - skin can never look good. Ginger is suffering
>come out to my brother tonight
>"yea i knew, i had a feeling for a long time, as soon as i learned more about being transgender was it seemed like you"
>proceeds to be really nice and accepting
my family is the best
>>5865939
i always found boxers really uncomfortable like even with a penis they're like wearing shorts under your trousers and it just feels wrong
>>5866135
Yay! Congrats on coming out!
>>5866119
I'm kinda rich but i'd still prefer to not have to pay that much just to live a normal life
And i also think about getting srs in thailand somewhere in the future
But then my saving would be gone and i won't get any money for the next 6 years
>>5866136
>when it bunches up in bed and the crotch splits ur testicles in two and you wake up in horrible pain
the first sign that boyhood wasnt working out
I fucking hate being an ugly transwoman. This life is a nightmare.
you're all assholes for encouraging everyone to come out tho jeez, not every family is supportive.
>>5866144
innawoods
>>5866140
yeah, I already payed like 15k or something for thailand, which is why I am down to 7k now.
I am suing my hc provider but Idk if theyll give me back the money.
>>5866135
Awesome!!
>>5866119
>tfw stopped painkillers after 3 days
>tfw missed out on all the pain killer fun
;_;
thanks btw you convinced me to go to suporn mein führer <3
>>5866120
>tfw one year in early july
wait
do we really have 3 post op trips in here each roughly one year apart ?
what if we are all the same person from a different reality ? :o
>>5866132
Ask your stylist, they work with hair all the time and will know better than anyone here.
>>5866128
Not by much though <3
Also >>5866031 you're really really cute, idk why you want ffs ;_;
Is passing but feeling bad enough about ourselves to want ffs another thing we have in common?
>>5866129
>mutilation
Reeee!
Actually, after a single year I would have called it that too, but not really anymore. Congrats anon ^^
>>5866150
it gets even better; I am may, ele is june and youre july :3
>thanks btw you convinced me to go to suporn mein führer <3
yw
I wish I had your confidence tho, or your mental stability
I am the jello
>>5866151
>Actually, after a single year I would have called it that too, but not really anymore.
I don't actually think of it as mutilation I just call it that in jest.
>>5866138
>>5866149
thanks anons, im really glad i did
>>5866146
thats true, i knew my brother would support me 100% cause hes bi and supported other trans girls in his life and it still took me a long time to come out to him, so i wouldn't do it unless you're absolutely sure
>>5866151
>Is passing but feeling bad enough about ourselves to want ffs another thing we have in common?
yep
when I went to change my name in late 2014 the lady wished me the best cause of marriage. I was so confused cause I was so sure I looked like a super obvious tranny. and I didnt marry, just changed my first and middle name. but I guess she just didnt realize I wasnt cis.
>>5866148
Yeah, they pay for nothing
I even pay for laser myself since i don't want to do 1 year rle with a beard shadow
Also pay my own hormones because selfmedding
Like they paid for nothing
Ironically i work at my own insurance
>>5866152
>I am may, ele is june and youre july :3
mind = blown :0
>I wish I had your confidence tho
I don't have confidence tho
just too much of an "who gives a fuck" attitude
>or your mental stability
I hope you get there soon
mein führer deserves better <3
>there will never be an mtfg cuddle party
>>5866164
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>>5866161
I got a bunch of voice therapy sessions, Lupron, estrogen, progesterone and could get fake tits as well. I did the RLE tho, even if it was only like 5 months before hormones or something.
but kinda dont wanna.
>>5866152
>tfw not a suporn meme vagina girl
;~;
>>5866158
Oh OK, because I literally had mixed feelings for the entire duration of the healing process, hard to feel good about a big gaping wound ;~;
I agree though, 2nd only to getting on HRT in my list of good life decisions.
>>5866150
Yup, spoopy as hell.
>>5866160
Yeah, I couldn't clock you at all, I doubt a cis person could. Idk, dysphoria is a bitch, I still see a guy in the mirror too.
anyone is TUCSON?
>>5866175
I dunno, an rl friend told me that he thinks our prof knows what I am since "he probably isnt completely retarded"
I am pretty sure I dont pass irl to people that arent old
>>5866165
but anon there is one going on in portland right now
>>5866173
Oh
Do you know if the boob thing is only silicone boobs or if fat transfer would be ok too
Since that'd be something i'd do but not silicone
Oh, i just wish everything wouldn't take that long
>>5866180
i mean with everyone not just like 5 trips
>>5866178
Few times a year. :P
>>5866135
thats cool too bad youll never pass
>>5866178
Lol'd
>>5866193
Yeah..well..ok that sounds pretty awesome
Brassard vaginas just scream at you in french if you miss a dilation, not super exciting ;~;
>>5866179
Idk, fwiw if you were to be clocked, it would have to be due to something else, given I could not clock you based on your appearance.
I'm very very familiar with these feelings though, I can't ignore the paranoia even if people that I know have gone so far as to call me a moron when I suggest that I got clocked.
>>5866131
freckles are cute. I wish I was ginger. also its better to be deaf than blind:-) at least you can use computers
>>5866127
Nope I am voting for Trump and running a psyop on mtfg.
>>5866135
yaaaaay!
>>5866148
also when you sue it sets a precedent for poor transwomen who cannot afford to sue.
>>5866151
how often do you have to dilate?
>>5866171
I love the anon that keeps making these
>>5866184
look up saline implants
>>5866192
don't bully emma plz
>>5866207
sounds neat tbqh
french talking vag would up my dyke garme by 50
jelly/10
>>5866207
I was pretty fucking close and didn't hear any french from yours ;_;
>>5866192
yay my very own bully anon
did a certain trip that starts with a g tell you that~
>>5866186
that would be pretty fun
>>5866210
yea no bullies
>>5866210
I don't really want to put anything foreign to my body permanently into it
>inb4 you have tattoos
>>5866184
I havent looked into that.
Ive 75B, thats pretty okay. If I could get to normal weight it would be better but well
>>5866207
as I said, my voice is weird (not deep, just sound like I am sick, thats genetic, my sister has that as well, she has an average pitch of 300-350 or something, mine is around 250)
my shoulders are stupidly broad
and I am underweight. tho atm its okayish at 172/53 kg.
at least Ive small feet
>>5865468
delete this
>>5866238
That's pretty big for someone who's underweight
My boobs are just cone tits without substance even though i'm almost overweight
At least i don't have super broad shoulders
But my feet are too big
Tfw preparing the ceremony
>>5866216
It's pretty dope, really breaks the ice at parties to just put a mic down there and have it be all like
"Bonjour! Je m'appelle puss haw haw"
>>5866218
I didn't miss any dilations, she wasn't about to start whining then and there thankfully.
>>5866210
Dilation schedule changes as the healing process proceeds, it's something like this:
Up til 1 month post op - 4x daily
1-3 months post op - 3x daily
3-6 months post op - 2x daily
6-12 months post op - once daily
1 - 2 years post op - rolling back to once a week over the course of the year
>2 years post op - weekly, you don't have to dilate if you're having sex often enough
>>5866238
>around 250
How in the fuck is that clockable? o.o
I don't get clocked and my day to day voice is around 160-170Hz, and definitely sounds kind of weird.
POST BUTTS, SCORE 420CHASEIT POINTS
>>5866253
can chaseit points be traded in for surgery?
what's the going conversion rate for chaseitpoints?
i'd prefer it in bongistani squidallions but if you only know it in dollars or eurocuck currency i'm fine with that too.
>>5866251
Jesus, dilation sounds annoying
how do you handle that?
>>5866251
>"Bonjour! Je m'appelle puss haw haw"
I'm jelly now
brb getting a 2nd vag
bellybutton to vag works too right ?
>>5866253
420chan GET THE FUCK OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
>>5866251
maybe I am just too retarded to use the program correctly.
remind me to post a vocaroo at some point. I need to go to sleep now tho.
>>5866247
I am directly between 75 and 80 in bandsize, maybe I am closer to an 80A, Idk. I can wear and fill both bras though
still looks awkward on broad shoulders
>>5866259
it isn't rly annoying once you are used to it tbqh
I mainly play some gameboy and watch youtube while doing it
>>5866264
>need to go to sleep now tho.
fucking hell
completely missed track of time
good night mein führer
I hope you feel better soon <3
>>5866180
>tfw
>>5866262
slow claps
steps out of the shadows
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards friend...
>>5866210
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>>5866257
>can chaseit points be traded in for surgery?
Yes, if you score enough you receive privileges.
>what's the going conversion rate for chaseitpoints?
100 chaseit points=1 dorrah.
>i'd prefer it in bongistani squidallions but if you only know it in dollars or eurocuck currency i'm fine with that too.
Only Idi Amin issued Ugandan shillings.
>>5866245
No. Come to the chat. We made an official one. /therapedungeon.
>>5866259
I watched a lot of shows and youtube. I had the summer off school so a lot of my day was spent dilating and watching stuff, and by the time school started it wasn't so bad to just do it twice a day.
>>5866260
>not taking advantage of fringe genital surgery to be a futa instead
smdh lily
>>5866264
I'll try to remember to, given yeah I'm confused lol. I wish my voice was that high.
Goodnight phienchen!
>>5866262
I don't 420chan :(
>>5866264
I normally wer 80A or 80B depending on the brand
Oh, and good night :)
>>5866281
but I don't like dicks and feeldoe is enough for me
;_;
time for bed tho
gn8 <3
>>5866280
i'm nearly out of data for the month.
FAYE WW@? WHEN YOU GONNA BE HERE? WE OUTIE RN SO WE GOTTA KNOW DESU WHEN WE GOTTA GET HOME
>>5866227
i don't have tattoos and don't want them.
>>5866253
>>5866276
piiiic. I better get estrogen out of this
>>5866251
wtf 4x a day? I am so fucked. I can't even reliably take my hormones.
>>5866274
<3
>>5866276
oh...
you're offering me less than threefold bongistani squidallions for the a digital photographic likeness of one's posterior?
my dear fellow, you are both a miser and a scrounge
>>5866299
Das a qt butt, looks firm but jiggly. You score 300 chaseit points.
>>5866299
don't worry
after the first time forgetting to dilating
you WILL remember it
pain is a good motivator to not let it slip again
>>5866292
It's just the fat pushed upwards, when i don't wear a bra it's actually nothing
Ok, it's just enough for people to ask why i have tits
Shit, i'm so glad when i can finally end boymode
It's just getting so strange
>>5866290
Oh are you out?
>>5866326
no, my home connection has a data cap. ironically my phone has more data left right now.
a while ago I mentioned brasizecalculator.tk. Someone mentioned a better alternative but I can't remember it. link plz?
what os should I put on my old laptop
debian doesn't work for some reason
>>5866299
I have tattoos
But my depressed past self in denial got a tattoo that i don't think is me anymore, so i'll maybe get it covered with some flowers or something
>>5866335
arch linux
>>5866306
m'armcandy!
>>5866335
ARCH
>>5866335
Debian runs on almost everything, if it doesn't work you may have hardware problems.
Run memtest and try a few boot options before trying something else.
>>5866333
Are you poor blind
>>5865497
it's hard to believe a lot of the posts on reddit. There was a post I read, can't find it, about someone taking 100mg spiro a day (sublingually) and talking about crazy changes after just a couple days, like softer skin on day 2 or something like that. Idk.
I'm just excited for my estrogen to show up in the mail tomorrow or Tuesday! :D
>>5866342
get tae fuck i'm british i can talk like that if i want
>>5866353
no i just live in a thirdworld country where it's completely "acceptable" to pay $110/month for 25GB because i live on a fucking farm and there's literally zero alternatives.
>>5866360
>oh my god im holding the bottle in my hand and i can already feeeeel the estrogen flowing into me this stuff is like magic
>>5866360
soft skin happened in my first week
>>5866360
They just want you to take spiro sublingually which is probably the worst thing imaginable
>>5866362
I'm a bit of an anglophile, I guess we can be friends.
>>5866352
its a proprietary wireless driver they happen to not have in the base install and i don't feel like doing weird tinkering until I at least have an Internet connection so I can download packages
>>5866378
If it's because you don't have a firmware blob you're unlikely to have a lot of luck with other distros without some sort of tinkering. What firmware blob are you lacking?
>>5866373
soft skin with just 100mg of spiro a day and no e?
my skin's already soft to begin with, I've been on spiro for about 2 months (100mg for half of my time on it and 200mg right now) and the only real change I noticed is less erections unfortunately >_<
>>5866324
Pain is scary, how do people with SRS deal with that?
>>5866391
painkillers, becoming masochists
>>5866387
no it works with other distros
debian is just weird
i have freebsd running right now and you'd think any bsd wouldn't be as compatible
>>5866375
no it's a shithole here don't bother.
>>5866373
Would you be mad if i sneaked in your room at night and straightened your hair while your sleeping?
>>5866402
dno, always loved it when i've been to england. been to manchester, brighton, torbay etc. i hate london though
>>5866400
>other distros
BSD is not linux, and does not handle its drivers the same way. If you want, give it a try with ubuntu or arch, but be warned that if you're making the switch to avoid tinkering, that arch is the opposite of the distro you should go for.
>>5866365
Thats awful. We pay like 50 for unlimited here in the states.
>>5866410
>i hate london though
okay let's be friends then :)
>>5866390
to be fair I was on 200mg spironolactone 8mg estradiol both under the tongue.
I don't recommend spironolactone under the tongue or oding estradiol
>>5866407
I would kill you.
>>5866416
oh well.
>>5866412
i wasn't implying it was
i meant its at the extreme end of incompatibility with consumer hardware
debian doesn't have a particular blob, is that so hard to believe?
im fine with tinkering once i have a basic setup, which includes a network connection
>>5866412
Antergos is Arch with minimal tinkering desu.
>>5866417
ok cool, now what do we do?
>>5866424
most inaccurate trip of this gen desu.
>>5866440
>being hugboxxing trash.
k.
>>5866428
It's not hard to believe that debian doesn't include a blob, but it's harder to believe that other distros would. Blobs are proprietary software, they're not generally bundled in any distro.
I'm not sure why BSD would work over linux, but BSD is generally more lax about non-free software being included in the base install.
That said, >>5866434 is right, and antergos is a good alternative to arch if you want to use pacman. Evolution linux also streamlines the process of installing a base version of arch.
>>5866418
>I would kill you.
Nooooo!! not snoo snoo!!!
>>5866434
it's not arch then, as it avoids the arch way.
>>5866446
>has called me passing scum before
>not a boxxer
anyone here ever gate up a lb of cheddar, stick it in a freezer bag and just sit there and put handfuls of it into your mouth like chips when you're feeling dysphoric and crying
>>5866445
Sounds like a plan, pretty much what I did in Manchester lel. Was stoned for 3 weeks straight, bought weed from a really gangsta paki, his job was to clip taxed/stolen weed, sold it hella cheap. Bought a couple of ounces, sold it, came home with moar money than I left with. I think he's in jail now though. :(
>>5866448
stop talking to me like I'm stupid, it just doesn't have one blob because its a laptop from 2004 and it doesn't support 1 particular chipset
i haven't tested every distro on it either so maybe its just what ive used (fedora) that does
i know how how *nix systems work and I don't need you to recommend me an easier one
>>5866418
oh i didn't mean to post that pic
im nit sure desu
>>5866450
anyone coming into my room while I am sleeping would wake me up. My family always knocks and asks to come in so I'd just shoot anyone who barged in. Not about to be bludgeoned to death.
is anyone on tinychat rn
>>5866457
but neither of those comments are dumb.......
>>5866456
Heyy tahmm what's up =P
Also mtfg, what's the single article of clothing that makes you the biggest hon?
>>5866473
HERRO PAN, not a whole lot, just shitposting while playing some poker. How about you?
>>5866471
>I'd just shoot anyone
Post gun
>>5866418
>i will never bury my face in coffee's thighs
why live tbqh
>>5866483
He's an future asian hons.
>>5866457
>stop talking to me like I'm stupid
I'm not trying to, I made the assumption that you're newer to linux given you don't have a strong preference for distro and are asking 4chan trannies to tell you what to install.
>i know how how *nix systems work and I don't need you to recommend me
But that's exactly what you asked >>5866335 and I didn't recommend something easier, I recommended not giving up on debian before you tried grabbing a blob.
If my opinions or recommendations are unwanted, then I guess I'll stop replying.
>>5866477
Omw to school right now on metro, deciding what gook food to have for lunch. Also contemplating whether it's optometrist pass if you're over like 5'8"
>>5866497
Lmao optometrist pass, if it's possible to pass
Get elementaryOS :]
>>5866494
4chan trannies are tbe foremost expeets on computer science and it really doesn't matter what distro you put on a 12 year old laptop that just going to run chromium so i can shitpost in bed
>>5866497
Awwwww yeee, study hard nigguh. Buy paki food, gook food is soooooo 2004. I guess height depends where you live, I think 5'7" is average for wimmenz here. Everyone's tall and master racey!
Evening girls. Anyone else nap like it's her job?
>>5866510
Pakistani? I'm dating a Pakistani guy right now, actually tastes amazing (paki food does too) , but I'm in South Korea so only gook food on the menu TT
>>5866509
>chromium
use pale moon or midori on a system like that. you should go for like puppy, or a really minimal arch install.
>>5866501
i've used it, it's not terrible, but the devs are. it ran well on an acer c7.
>>5866520
Kebab best food. Thank god for the war on terror, so much good fewd being brought through immigration.
>>5866526
i already use it on my other computers and i don't really care about google tracking me or whatever
>really minimal arch install
/g/ not even once
>>5866526
>not using Lynx and a tiling wm
pleb, you're living up to the pleb name :^^^)
>>5866536
install windows, then a virtualbox of debian, then android sdk, then run chrome through that
>told a gaming buddy in person today
>totally awesome and understanding about it
Life please stop raising my hopes enough to make me think telling my parents will work out.
http://strawpoll.me/7077507
>>5866564
Pls, the only way to browse the internet is to have a tiling wm running a session of GNU screen and using multiple instances of emacs and perl scripts to tell lynx what to do.
Yay, I'm nuts :3
>tfw unix made you trans
hi?
so i told my mom i'm ftm today.......
went bretty gud
>>5866559
>3 votes for meme
I wonder who could be behind these
>>5866570
>emacs
:%s/emacs/vim/g
Tfw not a tranny programmer
I'll never fit in
>>5866585
wrong thread nigger
Everyone's a nerd...
Am I the strange one? Should I take up coding?
>>5866570
>perl scripts
>not solely using the most powerful language
what's it like to not know the power of lisp?
>>5866577
yeah, you think you can compete with me for masculinity
[spoilerfukken saved[/spoiler
>>5866581
>unix
at&t pls go. this is posix territory
>>5866590
>vim
>ever
>>5866590
df i can't code for shit. i'm really fucking bad with commuters desu.
>>5866587
I voted for 1 elanna ;3
>>5866589
Dw, I don't actually use emacs, I use vim too :3
>>5866604
I know, but there's 2 other people that have had ffs and feel the same about bdd. Plus the question even said "you THREE are crazy", so it's unintentionally funny.
>>5866602
It sucks actually, I'd like to learn functional programming but it makes my brain hurt. The language I use the most is C#.
>>5866599
Do eeet, programming is fun
>>5866615
It's just coincidence R-right?
>>5866581
If I code in a Linux DE will it make me trans-er?
> tfw no QT bf/gf to do pic related to you when your disphoria is really bad
C U C K E D B Y L I F E
>>5866617
An amusing one. When do you think you're finally going to let it settle in that BDD is real?
>>5866599
> tfw you only have normie hobbies
Everyone here talking about computers, vidya and animeme, and I just want to talk about hockey
>>5866641
but why?
>>5866634
;_;
>>5866641
I watched a hockey like twice
It's a better game than basketball
It's like lacrosse on ice but I can't sports and I'm not too good at skating
>>5866643
desu, with the way the Sens are playing, I kind of don't want to talk about hockey
>>5866634
i want to be a happy lil sushi roll
>>5866634
>tfw not a happy lil sushi roll
>>5866641
>canadian but have no interest in hockey for some reason
still a best sport though
>>5866654
iktf
at least there's no closer canadian team to the playoffs than your sens ;_;
All the shit posters are hanging out and it's just us now..
>>5866672
Me 2, I don't really care for maple syrup either. ;~;
>>5866681
what a time to be alive
>>5866693
join therapedungeon on tinychat yume
>>5866691
maple syrup is god-tier though I put it on everything
fuck poutine desu
>>5866634
I can't do this, the sad person I want to be happy is a thousand miles away. ;_; Advice on caring for sad people remotely?
>>5866639
When the meme kills me
>>5866709
buy them plane tickets
>>5866712
I'm tempted... :\
>mfw i made 350$ tonight
i haven't been talkin about monies lately, but my average per show now is like 250$, upwards of 400$ at times, and it's pretttty greatttt. i'm not gonna be on cam at all while i'm in portland too so it's good that i got this extra money in. how was your night mtfg?
ALERT: faye is in my house!!!!
>>5866705
FUC Koff
>>5866708
>fuck poutine desu
FUCK YOU
>>5866717
do it with all the qt femboys who are coming over
>>5866681
Now's my chance to become a famous shitposter!
>>5866717
yeah I hate my taste in food too, but I can't seem to change it ever
>>5866716
>Not camming with the whole Portland crew.
Such a wasted opportunity...
>>5866681
the wait is literally killing me
>>5866716
Got new glasses and soaking in the BDD meme
>>5866726
10/10 Would watch
>>5866708
Trade you all my maple syrup for all your poutine.
oddish just died on cam
>tfw at yume's shitposting
>>5866726
i-i'm not a transbian s-sorry
plus the thing is when girls are making like 10k tokens in a couple show, it's like 500$. which is split two ways. they're making less than i do on my own. imagine how few shekels i would make evenly distributing all of it!!
>>5866732
bdd meme?
>>5866741
It's a mistake! You can use maple syrup as part of many delicious sauces, sweets, and pastries.
>>5866741
Would take you up on that but I don't have any poutine anymore
You're in BC too, right?
>>5866754
mfw jealous
>>5866754
you mean clark duke
Does the mazzoni center know how to use email??? I swear. Three times now I've gotten an email notifying they've replied to me but there's nothing on the site when I log in. Weird and frustrating as heck.
>>5866760
omg a bc trip
we haven't had one of those in a while
http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1457926535009.webm
>tfw will never eat a strong black bull's booty like groceries
I'm bored so I feel like answering random polls. I'll start, help me pick my favourite album
http://strawpoll.me/7077749
>>5866758
People say Me, ffs anon and Brad have bdd
>>5866766
I'm not worth it yet tho
>tfw like 3 hours bus out of Van
>>5866751
Wait for real?
>>5866754
raep her boipussi
>>5866776
yeah there's a body and the roommates just walked in
>>5866775
Worth what? I'm not looking to chase, I already do that to >>5866780 anyways.
>>5866783
What happened? Did she an hero or something?
>>5866751
Is this a troll? Not really cool to joke about this if you are
>>5866774
ooo
>>5866777
it went away 4evr and now i'm back to loving men and dick
>>5866717
nice!!
>>5866754
yay
>>5866794
Bi Edie is now ded?
>>5866754
same
>>5866725
poutine is god tier u fucking pos
>>5866721
femboy slumber party :3
>>5866794
Will you tell us who it was??? The world needs to know.
>>5866800
Teach them your arab cooking recipes.
>>5866799
> they threw a lit sock into the room
WTF is going on
im confused
>>5866794
post panties
>>5866807
i was like 13, parents moved to BC for religious reasons idk
>>5866815
What religious value does BC have?
>>5866810
the fire's rising
>>5866813
That's a great description of the first 18 years of life
>>5866796
yes
she was struck down just as quickly as she had ascended to the stairway to lesbianism tbhonest
>>5866808
no, i never told her either lmao!!
>>5866814
no
>>5866819
What's happening? Is she an heroing or something?
>>5866823
>no, i never told her either lmao!!
so what's it like making out and sexing anna up?
>>5866809
allahu ackbar
>>5866823
Well at least you aren't feeling confused anymore
>>5866818
idk this might be too specific but here goes
>parents are russian orthodox pre-communist splinter
>lot of people like that in AB
>whatever bishop council was running things from the US went to shit
>dad went to greek splinter because more 'apostolic tradition' or something
>moved to only group of greek splinter people in canada which happened to be BC
>>5866823
post butt
>>5866822
i hate life though
>>5866823
is anna's bed comfy?
>thread is actually believing chat shitposters
>>5866823
tfw edie will never be into your girldick
>>5866844
but we are all men and she is straight
>>5866844
>your penis will never be inside dollfag
>>5866451
I've been using arch for years. The arch way is fun sometimes, but it's not a cross to bear.
>>5866823
Aww. Well, your girl crush was one of the cutest things I've seen here. I hope she's doing fine, even if she did miss out on that.
I heard this is around about when Aussies are on, if so could an Aussie give me a rundown of what I should do or where I should get started. Thank you
>>5866845
are you describing me or edie though
>>5866865
you of course
>>5866780
Poutine is delicious, sure, but you can't exactly make anything else tasty with it.
gonna try again to come out to some friends tomorrow.
nervous as fuck but i gotta do it.
>>5866829
>>5866840
it was never anna lol
>>5866835
n-no
>>5866832
>>5866844
s-sorry fampai, but ye i'm not rly confused now. if i like anyone i'll just let it be what it is, but i love men and i just want men all the time and i'm over girls. my once in a blue moon crush has passed.
>>5866858
t-thank. idk that's how i am whenever i rly like anyone. i wish i could meet a guy i liked as much as her in that short period i had those feels lol
>>5866881
>it was never anna lol
so it IS anna?
Tfw oddish keeps banning you from tc cause she is easily upset for being called out for being a cunt to her friends
>>5866881
are anna's lips soft and luscious?
>>5866883
START SHIT GET HIT
>>5866868
WE
>>5866868
N I G G E R
I
G
G
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R
>>5866883
looks like oddish is the next bitch to get bullied
>>5866873
Maybe not, but you can certainly get creative with it.
>>5866888
It's funny how upset she gets :3
>>5866890
were
>>5866895
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLASE PLEASE PLEAS EPASELAS EPASEL ASPE ASLE ASPEALSEP ASLE PASLE ASP
that feel WHEN NO FUCKING POUTINE
>>5866900
KANGZ
>>5866895
To answer your question, I probably do have BDD. I still see a guy in the mirror at times though
>>5866881
That's p good I guess. I don't really crush on people anymore t b h. I just admire people that are pretty and want to cuddle with them and buy them things. My coworkers kinda cute but I noticed he's starting to bald and it scares me to think he's gonna turn into a disgusting old dude one day. He also comes off pretty transphobic but I can tell he's at least closet gay by the way he would talk to me before he knew I was transitioning.
>>5866883
Sounds like ur harassing her from over here t b h.
>>5866895
Well, yeah. There's a place her that does a killer shawarma poutine, and they'll mix a dollop of spicy garlic sauce in with the gravy if you ask and it's so good...
But a maple chipotle chicken and maple teriyaki sauces and ginger maple biscuits are too precious to do without, also.
>>5866910
bc maddies not there yet
>>5866912
Far from harassing
>>5866919
Pls take pics ur all like my family now and it's super cute
>>5866907
/pol/ loves this faggot for some reason.
>>5866902
iktf too yume, I'm torturing myself too
>>5866903
This is honestly a big step, but I'm glad that it's starting to settle in. Idk, I'm pretty fully convinced that BDD is definitely a thing, because I definitely act like I have some form of it.
>>5866918
I wish I could get a shawarma on this end of the country, so good ;~;
>>5866929
maybe when I'm home and work isnt cucking me from this meetup ;~;
>>5866893
I wouldn't bully her.
Just try to get her to apologize to get friends for being a cunt
>>5866902
N SHEEIT
>>5866936
It's like when people gender me correctly, I always think they are hugboxing me
D E A D
E
A
D
>>5866969
thred is ded
>>5866972
gem can i be your third gf
>>5866989
if she says no can we be eachothers gfs
>>5866965
Exactly, because what they're telling you is completely removed from the mental picture you have of yourself, and how you interpret what you see in the mirror. I know, it's hard as fuck to ignore what you see and how you feel, because it's what reality appears to be to you, but feedback from others that is consistently one thing tends to be true.
I'm so tired but I have crazy anxiety for some reason and my hearts going nuts.
>>5866977
>>5866989
no sorry
>>5866995
now KISS
Is there anybody from seattle here? I'm looking for a good informed consent clinic I know there's a bunch but has anybody gone to them also looking for a good person for ffs
alison can i be ur 5th gf
>>5867006
Ur in luck buddy
>>5867000
iktf it's so annoying
>>5867004
Gem I've been converted to the one true God, what do you want for dinner :3
>>5867014
hi deadanon
how're things
>>5867016
If you dont stop posting trump pics ill switch your hat with this thing.
>>5867014
:')
>>5867025
FRIG OFF
>>5867022
Welcome
>>5867023
terrible
>>5867025
>i want you to call me by new female name
>hahahaha drumpf!
Guess I'll wait another few hours when it's 5 over east. More general question in the meantime, what are signs you will look good facially as a female?
>>5867034
>tfw beep beep will never silvery you pizza and conservative values
>>5867025
hahaha drumpf!!! i love john oliver haha!! he makes it so easy to debate with conservatards, amirite???
>>5867031
i love you
>>5867022
Getting a redneck-girl-from-small-town vibe, where you from?
>>5867022
>>5867034
best
has trump said anything about trannies
>>5867064
No but don't be suprised when he throws them under the bus eventually.
i want to be cuddled and loved
>>5867064
nothing so far
>>5867052
Klein tx
>>5867064
Free ffs, srs, bbq. Trump loves us.
>>5867071
Okayla
>>5867047
woah thats a bit fast, you haven't even bought me dinner yet
>>5867078
when can I move in desu
>>5867074
i've decided to embrace my male side
>>5867072
Same senpai
Going to the gym is so nerve-wracking. Why can't everyone just be blind.
>>5867101
They could if you blinded them; what're they going to do, you're the only person with eyes left!
>>5867098
its never going to happen to me ;_;
>>5867089
are you guys married yet
tfw shopping adventure with femboy squad
>>5867071
Honestly, this. I don't get where this "trump is pro-LGBT" meme has come from, he's flip flopped on it depending on who he's trying to pander to.
>>5867114
i hope so i love her so much <3
>>5867119
I don't think he gives a shit either way in the end.
>>5867025
>>5867022
uhhhhhhh idk, we dont have lot of stuff to make food with
otherwise I'd ask for a bacon omelette or bacon and eggs or something
>>5867016
no sorry :^)
>>5867124
Probably not, but that's not necessarily a good thing. Sometimes leaders have to make unpopular decisions about shit that people don't care about for the greater good, I'm concerned that very little progress for LGBT stuff would be made under trump.
>>5867126
gem i love you 100000000x more than yume does let me be your gf
Ugh it's gonna fucking suck to wake up for school tomorrow but god damn am I going to enjoy sleeping in my own bed
Also, how did I gain weight after a whole weekend of walking everywhere?
>>5867135
But why would he turn on his base; if 4chan is at all a representative sampling then aren't most of his supporters young femboys and transgirls that like baseball caps?
>tfw not in portland or seattle
>gem will never love you
>>5867142
The religious right and young conservatives are his strongest support base right now, trannies are such a small minority of his support that he'd be crazy to pander to us over them if he doesn't care about the issues.
>>5867126
post butt
>>5867138
no, fuck off
>>5867167
nah
>>5867171
im sorry i upset you i was just kidding im sorry
i should have thought of how you would feel i didn't consider the consequences of my actions gem im sorry pls forgive me
that was a really stupid post i shouldn't have made and i under that youre upset
>>5867159
I know, I was joking. :)
post your most /mtfg/ songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pR_heGRfwe0
>>5867191
Imogen a qt
>>5867191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX3ENRaEPFU
>>5867126
gem looks like a crackhead
>>5867205
yeah she does
http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2016/03/bomb-sniffing_dog_discovers_2.html
edie....
K E R O
E
R
O
>>5867183
it didnt actually bother me much anon
calm down, you're fine
>>5867211
I hope that dog gets told it's a good dog; it's earned it.
>>5867213
I actually enjoyed watching this, as weird as it was. Thanks for introducing me to it.
>>5867223
Ayyy I'm glad. I really like pigmhall
i need help i don't feel well im like im losing my mental. state every so often idsualky at night and it hets wotrse every time im scared
>>5867240
Explain? You are writing a bit oddly but I don't know if that's related.
>>5867126
Lol, we got quesadillas with guac and your fav salsa, and I got eggs and sausage for tommorrow morning
Also Adri got super special celebration wine ^_^
>>5867245
i dont know i was just writing fast im. pm my phone?
lile o feel like i get into this every couple of days wefe i fee like im just slipping off or something and i don't know how to explain ot but im scared and it slike idont know but its tgat um the um its . i gurssx sort of if you say like i just feel like im deterioraying mentally and i feel like tbays happening at ditinct episodes and i don't really know if it is or isn't but i get Really scared snd confused wsnd worried i do know
>>5867267
You should see a doctor about it. Seriously.
Still no Aussies on?
>>5867262
wow awesome!!
>>5867315
>Aussie
thats so 2014
Kiwi is the new hawtness
