Everybody loves kleppe lets support him!
>>5738892
Taking me TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
HAY
HAY
HAY
HAYYYYYYAYYYYYYYY
>>5740576
Well i guess we got our twink general. lol
Totally legit....
Welp it looks like it's shitposting hour.
Im out I got a large pizza and a large sprite calling my name.
TOODALOO~~~~
>>5740523
right 'property' lmao why arent you already investing now why are you waiting to bc trump 2.0
probably bc you dont even know what you are talking about just regurgitating information to try and sound intelligent like always
>>5740622
even if it was real, I wouldn't even talk to scum like that. Beats? Apple? should kill himself right there for wasting money on nonsense
So I'm 5'10", 135lbs. Some people call me a twink, but I dunno. I have hair, but not enough to be an otter, y'know? Am I what you fags want to cuddle still?
>>5740667
Still pretty ok.
Would cuddle, recommend to friends if good experience.
>>5740644
>5652 post
I try to listen to what you say but I can't ever pick your message.
You can remove one group from the /lgbt/ community forever and everyone will agree to it
Who is that group?
>>5740667
I would. You seem nice. Maybe with some facial scruff
>>5740667
i dig it
you can cuddle me
>>5740622
>over thirty
>under six
>black
>>5740683
trannies, obviously
>>5740667
You fall under cute regular skinny dude levels. you will have no trouble getting many gay anons to cuddle you.
>>5740683
Bi/poly Scum
>>5740601
femgen = twinkgen
>>5740699
No... femgen is mtfgen-lite. Hitler said so..
>>5740680
>I try to listen to what you say but I can't ever pick your message.
not even sure what you are trying to say..is ur reading comprehension that bad
>>5740683
you have to ask?
>>5740683
Gays
>>5740711
Its like reading a goddamn nigger talk.
Like get to the point and at least attempt to use grammar.
>>5740721
that's for me to know anyone pretends to like me to find B)
>>5740720
Well he does like the rap music. Damn that heavy D!
>>5740721
Do we have to fuck? Can I just slowly suck on your cock and balls while you talk about whatever...
>tfw no philly bf
>>5740667
S H A V E
H
A
V
E
>tfw no 5652 gf
>>5740732
ur fat
>>5740752
If you could get rid of one poster who would it be?
>>5740720
the 'point' was if rugby is going to make money in the property market why isnt he making it now either you are investing or you are not
+ tbf there are like 3 or 4 grammatic mistakes in ur post. im just writing colloquially ur genuinely retarded.
>>5740765
the next person that posts something like what you just did
>>5740767
How did you even know that was him? I mean he didn't have a name on.
>>5740767
My mum is in the process of buying me a flat and I'm inheriting a shitload of property over the next few years as it is...
Everything is on autopilot, I just have to learn the basics and it's smooth sailing from there.
Why are tranny chasers always winners?
Why are they always shining examples of humanity?
>tfw you're the ugliest person that's ever posted on gaygen.
>>5740683
the sexually satisfied
>>5740893
>tfw good-looking, happy people all around you
>5652 still mad as fuck rugby is going to fuck swede
>>5740925
Trip on rugby
This place is so fucking boring.
Nothibg interesting happens and nobody new and fun comes around ever.
And these new pussy tripfags can't even handle getting made fun of.
>>5740790
Also trip on rugby
>>5740951
I haven't snapped in like a month on here , my skin is getting thicker hue hue hue
>>5740925
4 weeks #hype
>>5740951
yeah people are boring.
>>5740959
your fat layers are getting thicker
>>5740951
>these new pussy tripfags can't even handle getting made fun of
This desu. You self-obsessed faggots need thicker skin.
>Chat with bifag online
>Every single time he responds it's just him talking about himself
>He never asks me to elaborate on anything I say
Red flag?
>>5740951
You should go outside.
Do you really feel like you've spent your time well after posting and lurking here so much?
I hate myself a little more for it.
>>5740966
They are, I'm almost circling 12 stone thanks for noticing but at this weight there isn't a lot of things I don't circle, am I right
>>5740985
well adjusted?
I just got here and I have no idea who you guys are referencing. I guess that's a good thing.
>>5740976
I do other things also.
There's nothing else to do.
>>5740601
I fucking love Jesse Starr
>tfw circe has a friend over ;_;
Who am I supposed to talk about slutty things with now?
needing the approval of anonymous internet people = well-adjusted?
>>5741004
OK cool. I won't feel too left out.
>>5740985
>gaygen
>well adjusted
>>5740975
isnt this just how normies talk
>>5740601
You know, when Jesse looks good he looks good.
>>5741026
>>5740989
Real talk allof you are pretty fucking normal compared to most of the other places I've shitposted in.
You guys are all pretty cool even the most autistic ones that you consider the worst like rugby or Kaiser or whoever are pretty tame compared to some of the other communities.
You guys are pretty cool tbqh.
>>5741036
I
uh
I don't think so
But I've noticed a almost direct correlation between bisexuality and self-fascination
>>5741038
positivity. i love it.
>>5741071
!!!!!!!
why not?
>>5741044
idk i never talk about myself
pretty much everyone just talks about themselves
>>5741011
If you're lonely you can talk to me.
>>5741112
Yeah, but when you talk first with someone online isen't point point to know eachother?
>>5740961
Hope you two have fun!
Are rugby and swede cute?
I'd be mad (jealous) too
>>5741146
We're cute enough for each other thats all that matters uguu
>>5741146
I've heard Swede's cute.
Rugby's kinda gross.
>>5741160
>We're cute enough for each other thats all that matters
That's really sweet
>>5741169
Swede is, he's just dating down
>>5741178
trip on sadcuck xDD
>>5741180
so did you move to sweden? or drop out of university?
>>5741187
Why is there no third option of "going there on holiday"?
>>5741178
Relationships aren't all about appearances, are they?
tiddies
y? or n?
>>5741169
Thank you man thats very nice of you to say
>>5741197
yyyyyesssssss
i need someone to lick n flick my nip
>>5741194
So youre in a long-distance relationship?
>>5741212
is he dead
>>5741197
Yes.
How come when I threaten to rape and kill people I never get banned but when I call someone a nigger I get banned?
>>5741223
What you should do is threaten to rape a nigger.
>>5741234
Naw man I got standards and honor.
I may be gay but im not trying to get aids now.
>>5741223
Tranny Jannies are slaves to bbc.
>>5741245
>>5741253
You're the one im usually threatening.
Tranny poster.
>>5741267
Aww shit nigga. Maybe the tranny jannies aren't ok with being compared to an autogynephilic feminine man like me maybe? You probably trigger them when you call someone like me a tranny.
>>5741285
Tranny poster.
>>5741238
you would know right
uhm btw @swede nug are you single??? jw
>>5741267
whos face is this and when did this meme start
>>5741331
>whos face is this
bitch I thought you knew drag
That's Raven
>>5741333
no I swear that was biblememe3:53
now every girls face looks like a cheap raven impersonator
>>5741314
;~; you're only turning me on tbqh...
>>5741341
Nobody can't imitate her iconic paint
they can try, but it's obvious
I didn't know we actually knew drag here.
>>5741352
there was a whole fight about drag two days ago people do but "muhmasc" won't allow it
>tfw u will never be a unassumingly pretty jewess with a goofy manchild husband
>>5741361
Even the trannyposters were against it. I don't mind it but I know absolutely nothing about it and wouldn't be able to participate. Tbh though I'd rather we talk about than sports or video games.
>you will never kiss Pearl
>you will never be insulted by Bianca or Alaska
when's s8 starting
>>5741369
like I said no one ever goes deep into talk about drag here only really pictures
people really need to chill the fuck out
>>5741256
This guy slaps your add in the gym lockeroom, what do you do?
Tbqh whatever anybody talks about anons are going to talk shit.
>>5741369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eivRJ5BMJ2o
ball culture has kwl music tho
>>5741385
the ballroom scene is my shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ8_RS1LQeo
>>5741380
>tfw small twink
>tfw no tall otter bf like Silent
>>5741380
bend over for him
>>5741380
I say that I'm taken but i need help with a bench spot.
>>5741380
Give then take.
>tfw no gf
>tfw you realize a majority of people on gaygen are just <4/10 virgins who think 8/10 are the standard they should go by
>>5741427
What good is being gay if you don't have crippling body image issues
>>5741427
me, honestly
>>5741417
So you basically masturbate
>>5740576
He's ugly and definitely not my type
>>5741389
t b h find the whole yassss kween shit really annoying but music is kk ghetto trannies know their house music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m32Z-htDAok
>>5741427
Well, yeah. Gays are superficial. Better to be foreveralone than to date an ugly person, even if you're ugly yourself.
That's why everyone on /lgbt/ whines about how their problem is "having too-high standards." Yeah, I think your problem goes a little beyond that.
>>5741451
He's odd-looking, which is appealing.
Bored of the standard 'hotties'
>>5741380
Laugh and tell him to try again when he's 70's big mode
why havent you achieved ultimate aesthetic yet gaygen
>>5741451
No way bro...He's the king of gaygen.
He's a SOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIDD
EIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHTTT
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINT
FIIVVVVVVVVVVE.
>>5741465
its a work in progress breh
>>5741380
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
>>5741462
lol.
>>5741471
well he is from canada.
>>5741469
ur not trying hard enough
>>5741467
Bullykun barely even posts anymore, why are you trying?
>>5741471
>he doesn't like the leaf
Leaf me alone, anon.
>>5741467
But that's not Samurbi though..
>>5741465
Michaelangelo and Holbein and Vermeer and Caravaggio already did that, and I have no talent.
>>5741427
>tfw I date people below my league because they tend to be insecure and worship me on some level
>I've had one guy willing to pay $150 in transport just to enter the bone zone
Am I a terrible person?
You know I just want a bf that wants to watch anime with me and touch my chest and penis.
Why haven't I found that on 4chan yet?
Guys I got an e-mail from the Gay Agenda and they said it's my turn to pick who they turn gay this week and I was really wondering who I should pick?
hold up lads this looks serious
>>5741525
Gaygen is too far spread out.
>>5741526
Alex Turner
>>5741527
>mfw some old guy thinks he can beat me
This guy is chatting me up
>Feels good
Ignore the guy on the left I think that's his ex or he could just be a cheater
>>5741527
s-sorry big Richard ;-;
>>5741527
>ugly daddies
I look up from my iPhone and say, "I'm sorry, who are you?"
>>5741515
Hi, Sam. Is that the only reason you're interested in me?
>go on Grindr
>see this
holy fugg he looks adorable ;-;
>tfw training myself to be funny by watching h3h3productions every day
>>5741535
That's a lesbian.
>>5741532
>>5741537
>thinking an alpha male bodybuilder who beat cancer 3 times is going to let you off easily for that kind of disrespect
i pity you
>>5741540
My name is Alex, sorry.
>>5741547
SHUTUPANONI'MHAPPY
>>5741542
A tad too jewish looking for me. pass.
>>5741542
Cute Jew. Get it before he gets rich, then profit.
>>5741544
dont lad
memehood... changes people
>>5741486
So when are you going to pound that samurbussy?
>>5741542
o m g
i want
>>5741550
I guess it's just pretty common, then.
I'm like the guys you date.
>>5741568
Your jewdar sux
>>5741568
Dude he couldn't look more jewish unless he was wearing a yamaca
>>5741568
>not being able to spot a jew
>2019-3
I'd really rather work than fuck.
>>5741572
are you like autistic?
The ONLY way to be funny nowadays is macabre self-effacing cynicism
>>5741585
>nowadays
Maybe 20 years ago.
#NewSincerity
>>5741585
everyone hates me tho
I want to crack a brick over a kikes skull tbqh.
>>5741592
No it's all about being ironically brutally upfront with your fears and insecurities
>>5741560
Probably never. Sadness.
>>5741505
Eh now.
>>5741601
dumb frogposter
>>5741599
because you're hot?
Are power bottoms the best bottoms or are sub bottoms best bottoms?
>inb4 HURR DURR VERSE IS BEST
>>5741607
>yfw no samurbi drawn in that art style
>yfw no jupp and sp drawn in that art style
>>5741610
uhm what
>>5741585
>The ONLY way to be funny nowadays is macabre self-effacing cynicism
That's self-serving criteria. You are cynical and bleak-minded, so that's what you find funny.
Most people are not so insular and pessimistic.
>>5741617
sub bottoms
power disparity in sex is key to its excellence
>>5741617
Verse is best.
>>5741607
Never say never.
>>5741626
lol gd 1 family
>>5741620
>mfw you're already in cartoon form
Skinner but still
Why does seeing self harm threads on /b/ make me want to cut again?
>>5741662
Because it's the right thing to do.
>>5741662
>attention whoring the post
Also
>going on b for anything besides porn
S H A M E F U L
>>5741617
I'm mostly sub, but I love riding someones dick.
Am I sub or power then?
>>5741670
When is there gay porn on /b/?
>>5741670
>Going on /b/ for porn
Is it 2008 again?
>>5741662
Because cutting is sexy desu.
You shouldn't do it, though. I mean, it's only aesthetically pleasing on skinny teens.
>>5741657
Me also.
>>5741671
That is spookeedoo. The artist for mine has his name in the picture.
>>5741662
because it reminds you that you hate yourself (and for good reason)
also, go attention whore somewhere else
>>5741662
does like lard or summin seep out of the wounds when you cut urself
genuinely curious
>tfw work in four hours
J U S T J U S T J U S T
>>5741671
Glorious Spookeedoo. Wish I was good at drawing like him.
>>5741643
Tis very very unlikely.
>>5741662
Next level attention whoring
>>5741688
>tfw work in four hours
Hey, I'll trade.
Hey shitlords, if you use steam get some free games
http://www.polygon.com/2016/2/16/11022130/sega-bundle-jet-set-radio-golden-axe-free-steam
>>5741689
Does he have like a deviantart or tumblr or something?
I haven't even clicked on /b/ in about a decade.
>>5741698
ewh dont talk to me
>>5741702
>Polygon
No thanks.
>>5741709
yeah i know, i feel bad for even clicking that link but just log on to your steam if you got one and git gayme.
>>5741708
You could always try going elsewhere and running from your problems, you little octopussy.
>>5741706
Your googlefu is weak, young padawan.
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/spookeedoo/
>>5741732
yeah i didn't want to go there if i didn't have to
>>5741542
Is he short?
For some reason I attract short jewish guys quite a bit
I lean toward /pol/ sensibilities as well
>>5741743
>liking bara
>not being a furry
How queer.
>>5741662
Honey, if you're going to attention whore on here you're going to have to step up the whine factor.
>>5741752
Jesus how is it NEITHER of you is jolly?
>tfw no Jew bf
>>5741751
I tolerate the furry to get to the bara and macro stuff. Why do furries have to be fucking everywhere goddamn
>>5741662
https://www.youtube.com/user/greenday
>>5741761
Oh, Jews are the best. It's insane how many times I've been randomly picked up by Jews who literally only were nice and gave me free stuff.
>>5741760
I'm jolly bro.
r8 butt
>>5741776
No I sort of have to be okay with furshit because most macro artists are furry it's just like why does so much talent have to be wasted on so shit a fetish. Like no tiger will ever be more attractive than a human equivalent
>>5741783
Is the block on the side you censored out the place on the floor where you shit, you filthy dog?
>>5741783
it's the perfect platonic ideal of an ass
would be non-platonic with in an instant
>>5741792
My backpack has a nametag on it, I don't want to take any chances :P
>>5741783
That's a nice butt
>>5741783
10/10.
>tfw no jewish bf
>>5741783
p nice but I'm more into smaller asses on skinny boys because weird
overall looks pretty good though
>>5741783
Short guys have such great butts.
>>5741810
I think his ass is traditionally and generally recognized as being nicer than what I personally find attractive
has more to do with personal taste
How is everyone's life going? I know you all want to tell me you god damn attention whores
Anyway mine is going pretty nicely at the moment. I'm doing really well in my classes. The research project i'm working on with some friends looks like it's going to get interesting. One of my professors sent out a recommendation letter for me to a summer research experience that I'll hopefully get.
Just really nice overall.
Still no bf but i'm not really bothered by that
Either a guy will come forward or he wont
>>5741783
It's almost comically round.
>>5741783
hate to rain on your parade, kiddo.
https://np.reddit.com/r/broslikeus/comments/3l7jwl/perfect_aussie_ass/
it was a nice try though, and i hope the attention made you feel better about yourself. good luck!
>>5741823
visited Durham university, but it was miserable. Everyone there just gets drunk all the time and none of the lecturers give a shit. and I missed a workout where I was supposed to PR on bench.
eh.
at least the food was good i guess.
>>5741823
Mine's alright at the moment.
Been thinking about my ex for some reason. But I'm getting paid.
>>5741818
>Short guys
>>5741823
My life's a meme but it's going to get better soon just one more month.
>>5741831
I've seen enough crossposting between reddit and 4chan to believe this might be for real. Choosing to believe it, anyway..
>>5741874
No, not really. It might be my plan B I guess, but after the last few days I'll probably go for McGill or Imperial as my backup instead. Durham is too wet and miserable for my taste.
I'm gonna do either Physics or NatSci, depending.
>>5741879
the nail in the coffin is the censor box m8. compare it to the original picture - it doesnt censor anything, it was most likely used to try and foil image search.
>>5741874
I was able to for like 2 months, but then I started getting cozy around someone (not that that's a problem) and it's kind of back.
>>5741783
pls be in Virginia
would love to do squats and deadlifts with you
who /would like to have a bf but not too worried about it/ here?
>>5741891
All memes aside why don't you attempt to lose weight?
If you're going to be an attention whore you have to have some kind of niche.
None of us are that attractive but we're average and at least attempt.
>>5741906
>kind of niche
I can't even remember if i had one.
>>5741906
How does this have anything to do with me thinking of my ex?
>>5741915
He is saying that if you lose weight you will get a new one.
>>5741887
Do physics
You won't be disappointed
Trust me
The only downside is if your uni is anything like mine and mixes the engineering and physics students for the first 2 general physics courses
That shit was a joke. How those people function without being able grasp basic concepts kind of baffles me. Like Jesus Christ you're expected to know calculus by it yet they can not take a basic integral or do basic manipulations. It's really sad.
Now that I'm in the second half of my second shit is a lot better. I think it's contributed significantly to my happiness.
>>5741891
Don't get cozy with other guys
Problem solved
>>5741918
Well because I'm not that fat. The camera makes me look really fucking fat and I hate it. I mean loosing weight would be nice, and now that I'm working more I'm eating less so I am actually starting to lose it going through my day.
>>5741915
I just kind of feel bad for you tbqh since you're actually trying to be liked.
>>5741929
Ugh, that shit annoys me too.
You know americans don't do any calculus at all until university? its unbelievable
>>5741931
Yeah... cameras make me look fat too.
>>5741929
Why would I want cut myself off from crushing on people? It helps me through my depression, even though I'm having to take all the confusing feels with it.
>>5741912
wait wiz are you actually commissioning this artwork to be of you or is it just another guy obsessed with ginger bears
>>5741940
No this guy was drawing this stuff on his own. It's wild tbqh. Saves me money on commissioning stuff. lol
I mean it's me just skinner and with more muscle.
T
R
U
M
P
only qt mexican boys are allowed to cross
W
A
L
L
>>5741931
>tfw really low appetite
>tfw eat like shit when I do
>tfw perpetually at 155
It's nice not having to worry about being fat I guess
>>5741949
>qt mexican boys
Do not exist.
If you find non-whites attractive, you're part of the problem.
>>5741936
>You know americans don't do any calculus at all until university?
This is not true.
>>5741953
Please be trolling.
>>5741955
Really? I had a friend tell me he only started differentiation in his first year at uni.
Hes from Florida, if that makes any difference.
>>5741952
Here is the only good thing about being fat. carrying around all the weight gives you a shit ton of power in your legs.
My chest bench is flat out garbitch but i can leg press over 450lbs.
>>5741957
No.
>>5741955
>>5741958
aha, i found this
looks like it depends on the school
>>5741936
Nah we do Calculus
I took up Calculus 3 in high school
It's just not a requirement so only like 10 kids in my class of 300 took it >>5741958 Also from Florida
What confuses me is how people just do not understand how this shit applies to the real world. Like it's really not that difficult of a concept to understand how position, velocity, and acceleration are just time derivatives of position.
I could understand it
in the second course because that dealt with electricity and magnetism but seriously if you're coming out of physics 1 with anything less than a B as an engineering student you should just end it now.
>>5740576
Fucking Christ as if the tranny trips weren't bad enough, fucking WIZ is back!
>>5741953
>2016
>he wants pitiful pale pancakes
>not big brown bunda
>>5741958
I'm from Florida. I only had to talk Algebra 1 to graduate HS.
>>5741975
I'm here to make gay gen great again. Deal with it cock sucker.
>>5741972
>"you're doing maths?"
>"whats the point of all of that stuff?"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5741932
Liked by who? The people here? I mean it's 4chan and the chances of me meeting someone else on here are very slim, so like I like to think I'm pretty neutral ground with people here.
>>5741964
Yeah I wonder if it's a solid strategy to just get fat then lose weight and keep the incredible legs
>>5741967
Maybe.
All I know is at my school some people (usually AP and honors students) took Calc in the 11th and/or 12th grades, but it wasn't a requirement for graduation—that's the distinction, I suppose. But graduation requirements are so watered-down, they don't really give a clue to who actually takes what, when.
>>5741964
Last time I wen to the gym I was leg pressing around 400.
>>5741996
from what i hear that gives you CRAZY good calves
>tfw was fat and yet still have small calves
>fml
>>5741984
wiz gaygen isn't healthy for you
I thought once you found your bf you would be gone from this evil place
HOLY FUCK MY INTERNET IS FUCKING GARBAGE BURN THIS ENTIRE BUILDING TO THE GROUND
>>5741984
>tfw no beefy wiz yet
2017?
>>5741993
Never got asked that luckily
Though I do remember a kid commenting when I was taking physics in high school "so wait you're like actually smart"
I didn't realize I came off as well not smart
>>5742017
gay gen is in need of a hero.
>>5742019
>tfw you have bigger and nicer calves than norsefat
If i get my shit together i will be pumping out before and after pictures with feelgood lol
Why is American Horror Story so gay?
It's a good show but it's so gay.
>>5742036
gaygen cannot be saved. people can only be saved from gaygen
>>5742041
it's by the same guy who did glee
>>5742036
Calves are shit tier. They're so enormous to support your frame.
Hell mine are amazing too because I'm always on my tiptoes because I'm 5'9
>>5742062
>5'9"
>>5741802
>mutilated penis
>lactose intollerant
>doesn't eat pork/bacon
No thanks.
>>5742077
Over six in heels hunty
Shit posts to bring this baby to post limit.
>>5741380
I wouldn't be able to react because then I'd get sued by the Fine Jews.
>>5741527
Dear Richard,
Hey mate. Wanna fuck with me? Come around to my place and meet my S&W 45XD. I've got Hydrashocks loaded so good luck.
Sincerely,
Anon
P.S. I fucked your mother
>>5741197
Mmmm
Twink here, would love to feel up daddies nips with my mouth
He looks like Blixa Bargeld.