mtfg general lewd nude and crude edition
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Previous thread: >>5694475
yaaaaaaaay im a real girl
feet.
>>5695401
I'm at a cross. Those feet are pure but can i can get hiv from feet related lewds...this is painful.
>>5695414
>5thth for never pass never bother
>>5695419
Me too, let's get brunch
*paaaarp*
hi
I went back
im a chaser and im back
wheres the lewd i need to cum
wait is cyba actually poz?
oh fug n-nevermind i dont want to fug ur bp anymore s-sorry
seriously who was that
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. There are so many other, valid reasons to hate me...
>>5695424
you're insane.
you seemed to have transitioned into a Jewish boy's older and wiser sister.
bring your own, baby!
I don't have anything this thread because I got so horny last time that I don't think I'll be able to masturbate again for a week.
So instead I just want to say that I just found out my belly button is full of dried cum from when I squirted hard all over my belly. Somehow it made it through the shower.
Good day.
the face when i will never be grimes
>>5695432
no im not i have even been tested tho i have fucked one girl
>>5695445
Show me your results then marry me
>>5695441
>I squirted hard all over my belly.
elaborate
>>5695446
yes warning old phto when my tits were smaller
>>5695442
>strong brow Riggs
>thick nose
>thick eyebrows
I am grimes
>>5695442
>tfw Grimes has a stronger face than you
>>5695455
i hope i don't wake up tomorrow.
>reads last thread
>mfw
>>5695461
I hope I don't wake up in 1999... If I were to, what a long, weird nightmare I'd have been through.
>>5695431
apparently the rulez are gay so i cant post lewder
>>5695449
You can find a play by play a couple threads back. The skinny of it is that I got mind break levels of horny from lack of sleep, got so desperate to have something deep inside me that I tried shoving ice cubes up my ass, pussied out, then fingered myself until I came everywhere and passed out.
Woke up a few hours later covered in dry cum with cold wet spots all over my bed from the ice cubes. And yes, thank you, I do love my life.
>tfw parents walk in on their son's room and find me splayed on the bed naked, covered in semen and ice cubes, with a pair of little tiddies
#stealthlife
>>5695468
just kill your parents
tfw u wear rainbow thigh highs and use ur gfs butte to edge for 30 minutes then cum hard inside her and feel cum gushing out
I thought I couldn't ejaculate dude wtf, is edging the life hack?
>>5695470
That's Step 5 of getting away with transitioning. Step 4 is killing myself and it absolutely must be done before Step 5.
>>5695471
O//////O
>>5695466
fuck the rulez
>>5695474
You could be in that position in the future desu
>>5695468
>splayed on the bed naked, covered in semen and ice cubes
what's the problem here?
>>5695450
Unf bro
>>5695471
IDGI, like, I'm 99% dry except if I get fucked, suddenly it comes back to life.
>>5695477
O-oh my goodness y-yume
>>5695464
i went crazy last thread sorry
>>5695489
na dude it wasnt that, it was the multiple unsee's of yumes shenis
>>5695419
Is it me or does half of all mtf's consist of nerdy looking women?
Maddie your Skype avatar is giving me da look... O.o
>>5695493
Khan cock x)
>>5695493
And the picture of Gem giving SUCC not even in an unsee
>>5695480
post butt
>>5695496
correctomundo
>>5695499
Bruh no
Soles tho
>>5695504
>i dismissed that as a troll image and i still stand by my opinion
Unsees confirm matching pubes.
>>5695506
its dark im scared
>>5695514
>It was pretty clear that wasn't my body or gems.
It's pretty clearly your hairy cock, nice try.
>>5695515
Post dicc so I have something to fall asleep dreaming about.
>>5695516
Uhhhhhhhhh o.o my body is hairless besides my pits head and junk d00d
that dude has a happy trail!!!
>>5695514
P-pls... <3
>fall in love
>get heart horribly broken
>fall in lesser love
>get heart slightly confused when she randomly friendzones you and then somehow makes her steam account disappear??? and doesn't respond to any of your messages
like what even idgi
>>5695522
So you sayin' you was hairy an shiiiied?
>>5695523
Mmm I'd love to, but you're so far away ;;
Who is cyba?
>tfw in one week yume turns this gen into a wretched hive of degeneracy
aesthetic feel?
What does it take to get a cyba gf?
>>5695531
a nasty hiv poz tranny bitch with a necrophiliac streak
>>5695502
>tfw can't even get so much as someone to cuddle
>>5695534
Heh. Are you new, or is this just a new name?
>>5695532
Shoving an ice cube up my ass was pretty aesthetic, remy. You should have been there to see it.
>>5695542
>cash
For realsies though, I take it you're into girls? Help me help you make me your gf.
>>5695541
i c e t h e t i c
god i hate the closet
>>5695544
i don't really know yet. I think I am but I also crave dick so maybe i am just into transgirls?? idk
>>5695535
>Tfw I met a qt that wants to cuddle me and I am going to give her headpats and kisses
thanks /mtfg/
>>5695542
U saw the unsee's nigga. I'm laying in bed now, I stayed up for an hour waiting for someone to ask me to take more pics cus canwhore won that poll but nobody said nothing.
Imma pass out in a few minutes so you missed ur opp
>>5695541
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
i just wanna seduce an american qt with my terrible falsetto girl voice
>>5695549
ni ni yume
>>5695547
>I think I am but I also crave dick
Whale cum to the party.
>>5695534
Have you ever actually fucked a dead person
>>5695551
ill never move to london bcuz no guns. move to murica
>>5695551
You already asked when I needed your cock, now I'm satisfied and I'm still in Canada.
>>5695557
no its lust the edgiest thing i could think of
>>5695557
Cautiously interested in the answer to this.
>>5695551
Would you seduce qt Australian girls?
>>5695562
take that interest to the morgue with a bottle of scotch, 500 usd, and a whole bunch of regret
>>5695566
I don't even know what you're trying to say or reference, so why don't you just let me fuck you?
>>5695569
to be fair the slavs have solid banter game too but it usually involves vodka, car theft and setting fire to each others' shell suits.
>>5695563
there's no such thing, imbecile.
>>5694784
>I'd kiss kayla just to call her a faggot afterward
faye x kayla confirmed
>>5695576
fayla
>>5695570
maybe you don't want to know
okay
>>5695574
true dat, i forgot about our eastern european brethren, i knew a polish kid in school; he brought some serious bants with him.
>>5695560
Hey mate
Can I get some edgy posts pls?
>>5695585
>Necro is cool
Ehh...
>>5695585
Only for the pepe need more pics of trannys holding up printed pepe memes
>>5695586
sure thing pal, edgiest image in my collection :^)
>>5695588
well it is pretty hot
>>5695548
>tfw no headpats and kisses
>>5695591
Image all the wrists you could cut with that
woah le edgy maymay
>>5695592
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh....................
>>5695593
tfw no dead trannies to masterbait to
>>5695593
Meet up with a mtfg poster close to you and you could get them too.
>>5695600
if you do me a favor ill kill myself and let you use my body
>>5695599
>>5695607
Deal
>>5695600
Where do you live bby?
>>5695609
a y y
>>5695575
look up courtney act then. she's an aussie drag queen and she passes better than you do.
>>5695600
>tfw no dead trannies to masterbait to
Just wait, none of us live past 40 anyways.
>>5695610
im gonna need you to wire me five thousand US dollars
>>5695609
i havent killed anyone yet
>>5695613
>that jaw and nose
LMFAO that's not 'qt'.
no shit she 'passes' better than i do, i don't pass at all. i don't see how that's relevant though?????????????
what is development like after starting hrt back up after a year absence? comparable to development before or stunted?
>>5695623
dont make me absolve our contract faggot
>>5695626
Stunted
>>5695629
Remy r u jihadi john can i join isis
>masturbating me fan with a vibe
>pull it out
>spots of bloody lube
Fuck you granulation, I want to do things now.
>>5695634
Can we start a tranny ISIS?
>>5695629
go absolve your existence, insect. you clearly don't understand how a contract works.
>>5695609
I didn't kill anyone?
I've always said i like fetishes purely from a 2d aspect. I'm vanilla as fuck in 3d.
>>5695638
Yes-maybe-i certainly hope so
You're all a bunch of degenerates
Signed,
Lesgen
>>5695647
Yeah, pretty much.
>>5695647
Go back to touching kids faggot
>>5695647
I'm a pure virgin who just wants to cuddle
>>5695645
let's just make this clear, make sure you pay close attention.
you are beneath me.
this is how it will always be.
>tfw finally growing uggo misshapen tits
f-feels good guys.
>>5695638
I wanna tranny Peshmerga desu senpai.
>>5695655
nah bro you explicitly stated that i was to give you death, i hold all the cards here.
Remy 1 - You 0 (thats zero in case you didnt know) x)
>>5695651
I want to cuddle too.
(after getting tied up and spanked)
>>5695647
i post in lesgen and mtfgen because im cis but my gf is trans. who's the degenerates now, rhonda
>>5695660
a contract does not grant you any stature. it could be you or any other lowlife i choose. nature is doing it at a faster pace than you could even reach me regardless, so consider yourself lucky.
>tfw saw a pretty tranny yesterday who is everything I want to be
>>5695658
Nice start
>>5695668
fite me irl faget mon then square go like i'll fuckin burst ye
>>5695668
nah dude the kurds are pretty cool, fuck the turks imo
Good night mtfg. Hopefully I will defile your corpses in my dreams ^_^
>>5695686
hopefully you'll become a corpse in your sleep.
>>5695686
i bet you will you dirty mohammedan
>>5695658
how many months faget
>>5695686
Post butt
>>5695679
LETS GO RIGHT NOW BRING IT ON YA LITTLE WANK
This thread sucks.
Git gud
>>5695695
instead of shitposting you could try to make it better!
>>5695691
Tomorrow
>>5695693
listen here u little gobshite, you go near her and my cousin dave is gonna batter you i swear on me nans grave
>>5695679
>>5695683
K*rdish independence never desu
That said, T*rks are pretty gross too
Not as gross as India
>>5695680
What if I go on a suicide mission tho?
>>5695695
thank you for your valuable input.
>>5695698
Liar,
implying your even coming back tmrw...
what's up ya boons ?
I can't stop playing pokemon, wat do ?
>>5695706
Witness us!
>>5695709
Have you and your gf swallow a .44 bulletproof
>>5695709
play pokemon?
What a day, what a lovely day
>>5695709
>pokemon
Are you 6?
>>5695716
D :
>>5695710
WITNESS!!
Mediocre!
>>5695719
>tfw mediocre
like everything else in life desu
>>5695709
Catch a shiny ralts
>>5695673
this one
>>5695723
Cobrajuicccy on reddit?
>>5695726
yea
>>5695720
Best soundtrack
probably inappropriate to ask but please take this seriously im not joking at all
would anyone actually like my body? i have been thinking about how i want to go out, and i don't really like the idea of dying alone in my apartment to be discovered a month later.i've thought about going somewhere remote to do it, so nobody will find me. but that is more sad. i've thought about public places but that seems too mean.
would somebody here maybe want my body? i can fly over, i have enough money for a flight anywhere assuming i'm never coming back. i can fly over, we'll hang out for a couple days and then finally fix myself.
you can do whatever you want to the body so long as it's worth it to you. it should be fine since im suiciding and it's not murder or w/e. i kind of like the idea of somebody having sex with my body, i'll die a virgin but i wonder be a dead virgin.
tell me if interested, i don't know how the legalisty works just if yu're interested it's iup yoy you.
>>5695730
What
>>5695730
Umumumumumumumemem
>>5695729
Great movie desu
>>5695733
Best of 2015 imo
>>5695730
you could suicide of old age
>>5695742
no.
Who's Cyba and why does she look like a much improved version of my ex, both prettier and cooler?
>>5695747
>necrophilia
nice
>tfw sticking things in your butte thinking about a trip sticking things in your butte
>>5695737
I hope reincarnation is real
so when I die, I can re-experience all the great movies again
>>5695751
Which trip?
>>5695750
it was as a meme.
>>5695745
Wanna fugg?
>>5695753
But what if you get reincarnated in the past and there are no tv's!?!?
>>5695752
Go back to redit you fuck
>>5695756
Hell yeah let's do it
What the fucks going on rn
>>5695754
not tellin' :3
>>5695762
pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaase
>>5695759
Never
>>5695761
It's confusing
>>5695758
reincarnate me in the 80's
A E S T H E T I C S
>>5695761
Mtfg
>>5695730
You know thats still illegal as fuck for whoever gets found humping your corpse right?
>>5695775
That depends. A lot of places have no laws on necrophilia
>>5695762
I'm going to put things in your butte
>>5695767
It's making my brain hurt senpai ;~;
>>5695770
Milfs trying to fuck goats?
>>5695773
Approximately everywhere
>>5695784
excuse me, shouldnt you be in bed missy?!
>>5695784
Meh
I've somehow gone from tranny ISIS to Mad Max
I say just go with it
This lgbt community is broken
>>5695776
Idk, probably.
its lewd nude and crude
>>5695788
but we need the Q on the end because an expression needs a fucking letter
Real girls don't have dicks desu
>>5695788
Well? What do you expect us to do about it? I just wanna be a girl, fuck the community.
>tfw kind of look like elanna
imokaywiththis.jpg
>>5695792
But Real Girls + do. Never gonna regret the penis upgrade.
>>5695799
rip the lie in dream, gl on your exam though senpai
>>5695788
>humanity is broken
ftfy
>>5695799
Shiny and chrome?
>>5695801
>No one gives better head than trangirls
Damn right, I know just where to go to make a dick feel good.
>>5695801
pls... one more selfie... i wanna see your pretty face
>>5695799
No you're delusional
>>5695783
I am in bed but I will post butt + selfie tomorrow
>>5695808
Exactly
>>5695810
Theres a bunch in the previous thread too
>>5695808
Teach me how
I've never blown anyone and I'm terrified
>>5695783
I've never tried butt stuff mtfg, how do I do it?
>>5695815
>I am in bed
Are you an asstralian? its 8:30 in the US and 1:00 pm in yurop.
>>5695820
buy douche
use douche
buy lube
lube on fingers
finger ass to loosen
take dick/object
>>5695819
Have you actually used your dick before? If so you've surely noticed which spots feel better than others and what's really good and what isn't.
If you've got too much dysphoria over it or it doesn't work that's fine, give lots of love to the boy's cock head and he'll appreciate it.
>>5695823
Its 739am here in Minnesota but i haven't been to sleep yet
>>5695824
Is it worth while to practice on bananas?
>>5695824
>tfw you like using teeth
>>5695803
;~; thanks remy
How's it going on your end?
>>5695805
Y E S
Shiny and chrome!
*sprays paint on kuppy*
>>5695811
Hey I'm just working within the confines of your definition here.
>>5695820
1. Clean butte
2. Stick things in butte
3. Enjoy
>>5695802
:S
Confusing abstract feels, but I mean, I'd probably take it as a compliment if someone thought I looked like someone objectively as attractive as danny pretransition.
>>5695819
stroke the base and focus on the tip
use tongue when applicable
almost everyone likes deepthroating
tongue under foreskin
fondle balls
>>5695830
that only trains your gag reflex.
>>5695831
>masturbate
thats butt stuff not masturbation. go pull your dick if u wanna masturbate bruh
>>5695833
>tfw you gently pull on the foreskin with your teeth
>>5695839
Also tongue in urethra but only quickly and only once
>>5695833
My ex said the same thing, she always said it was fun to nibble.
IS IT FUN TO NIBBLE??
>>5695834
I kinda hope i dont ever have to give a bj.
>>5695836
I was having a bad day when he said it so i was a little sour about it. I was tired yesterday, got poked with needles, i got sir'd at chipotle, and then i got super fucking depressed about how I'll never pass or feel good about being female and I'll always be some sort of lesser citizen and shit and ughhhhh it was a bad day.
Hopefully today I'll feel better.
>>5695836
It's time for me to die now
WITNESS ME!!!!!!!!!
>>5695848
Go to sleep you slut, you need to rest your butt for tomorrow.
>>5695841
'butt stuff'.
anal play.
it'd be prostate stimulation if you were to go more specific with your fingering.
>>5695842
i like you.
>>5695843
it's fun to do it, only fun to recieve if you're kinky. like, i would enjoy it but nobody ever does it to me.
>>5695850
ticklish, no. extremely sensitive and delicate, yes. very very fucking careful gropes are a nice addition to have and it's not like your hands are busy often. sucking on them is a whole other thing, it feels amazing for me but not everyone is me.
>>5695848
>Its normal if you don't use it. Keep using it and you'll be fine
With my sex drive back and no experience (or douches so I can start) with butt stuff I'm probably gonna keep using it for a while ;_;
>>5695850
>Probably not?
You miiiiiiight wanna see a doctor then I'm not sure it's good to feel pain like that anywhere desu
>>5695855
So it's just another thing to do but I still need to use my gt to get off?
>>5695860
You can get off on it alone.
>>5695860
you can have orgasms without touching your dick at all if you have a prostate orgasm. it feels a lot more intense than any other orgasm ever will, honestly. it's the male g-spot after all.
Gay males remove yourself from this general
