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Hi
>>5635969
lmao sounds like a plan
>>5635941
don't be mean ;-;
I hate my life
someone flirt with me
>>5635976
just trying to help :/
>>5635976
Shouldn't you be in bed?
...so lonely
I can't belive I would be the only one that didn't end up good looking from hrt
i just want a man to love me
How do I stop looking like a man?
>>5635967
no it's not, I feel like I'm gonna die ugggh why is getting better from bulimia so shitty and uncomfortable, this isn't helping me feel better
it's making me feel sicker than I normally do with the added benefit of getting fatter every day
>>5635978
sheen :(
Who is the most universally well liked trip?
Elanna?
>take bus home
>bus is 10 minutes late
>bus driver is a green haired, hairy legged, turbowhale
>she gets angry that it takes me 2 seconds to get my change
>bus literally fucking smells like she's /stewing and brewing/
christ.
>>5635987
is that what u want kayla
>>5635943
oh
>>5635987
wew that image
>>5635994
Kit !!
I love her sooo much
>>5635994
yume
>>5636000
yes, I want a man to love me like I was a real girl
I was hoping most of you would be sane, but it looks like I was wrong.
>>5636007
I am sane!
>>5636007
>trannies
>sane
come on dude
>>5635994
everyone likes me and kit
>>5635994
i like every trip that isn't a chaser or kayla
>>5636007
post a timestamp
whats kit look like
>>5636005
>real girl
>>5636007
>sane
haha
>>5636020
kit is cute
>>5636014
>That pic
who's in your squad and which one are you?
>>5636005
you mean you want to make up stories about how a man had sex with you like a real girl :^)
>>5636007
>trans
>depression
>anxiety
>borderline pd
>bulimia
>history of being abused physically and verbally
I s-swear I'm sane m8
>>5636020
piece o' kit innit corrrr blimey
>>5636014
arrogant
SOMEONE HOLD ME NOW
>>5635994
Don't know, but I'm striving to be the most universally disliked...
>tfw u get called mommy
>>5636024
My weeks has been shit and I want to die because i'm so manly.
>>5636017
There's a stink of desperation about you that's really offputting. Go to /soc/ go to the rating thread and ask me and I'll get back to you. And someone called [i]me[/i] creepy.
I want a bf who calls me mommy
>>5635994
Kit
>>5636025
>I am :^)
you are delusional enough to actually believe that
>>5636033
ily mommy
>>5636033
>tfw mommy fetish
>>5636041
>:^)
>actually believe that
>:^)
:^)
>>5636046
>tfw emotional mommy shaped hole in my heart
>>5636007
most trans ppl aren't sane sorry : [
>>5636020
a cutie!!
>>5636033
>>5636038
HOT
>2 hours, 6 bucks and 1 chromosome later I am a ravenhead again
papa bless
>>5636039
>bluehairtrannywhostoleababystroller.jpg
cba to find it but you know what I mean
>>5636029
>you mean you want to make up stories about how a man had sex with you like a real girl
No, I want a man to take me out to a nice light meal under candlelight, walk a bit in the crisp night air, go to his place or a hotel and kiss and hug each other, then I want to undo his belt and suck on his cock like it was the cure to cancer.
>>5636042
tomoyo best waifu tbqh
>>5636049
say u love me back cunt
>>5636036
that doesn't prove anything though, because the only photo you post in /soc/ threads is the same exact one, which we've established has no timestamp. just post a timestamp man and you will embarrass me and make me eat my words.
>>5636046
>tfw u have multiple qt girls who call you mommy
oops im a degenerate
>>5636029
I knew someone with borderline personality disorder. I really liked her, but she was just too crazy for me. She pushed everyone away; loved people then hated them the next day; would dissociate while I was talking to her. I do miss her. I'm sorry about your past.
>>5636034
So you just lied to me.
>>5636056
Bragging
>>5636059
I use fuko pics cuz Yume said I remind her of fuko
>>5636058
>No, I want a myself to take me out to a nice light meal under candlelight, walk a bit in the crisp night air, go to my place or a hotel and kiss and hug each myself, then I want to undo my belt and suck on miss cock like it was the cure to cancer.
fify
>>5636056
please go rick
>>5636070
>>5636060
i love u too
>>5636068
no get ur own littles sicko
Who /masculinebody/ here?
>>5636071
I wasn't talking to you, you fucking piece of self righteous garbage.
>>5636071
the bantz
>>5636077
u kno it's tru tho
>>5636076
MORBID!
>>5636061
At this point, I really don't care what some schizoid thinks. I'll post a picture with purpose when I see a cute girl. In the meantime, feel free to think I am a fake, really. Just stop acting like a dog pulling on my sleeve.
>>5636075
:3
*farts*
>>5636077
it's ok
want some classics ?
>>5636082
Go away miss cock
>tfw too manly to go get a haircut
>tfw no matter what I do I look like a 25 years old man
>>5635965
>mommies edition
I like this edition :3
>>5636033
mama
can I call you mommy in spanish pls
>>5635787
well I meant another friend (an actual cis guy with large comforting man arms) bc mado didnt come with us since it was kind of last minute
I love mado to death though
and cheer up anon, if you put yourself out there and got lucky enough to land some friends you could grow old with then you could be living the dream too
I kinda lucked out with yume I will admit, but a year ago I was alone shitposting on 4chan with only one friend (that I heard from like once every other week) and I was cutting myself because of sheer self hatred
>>5635826
Im at work
talking to customers and making conversation like I'm not a total aspie for once
it's nice but I still kinda would rather just be home cuddling with bae. I actually dont mind working for once in a long time, which makes it less stressful which is really nice
>>5636083
sorry all the cute ones are gay
or mine
>>5636083
lol ok man, whatever you say
>>5636083
do u think im cute anon
>>5636072
It's alright. I haven't spoken to her in 2 years, but we were pretty close at one point. I guess she was special to me, because we shared a pretty peculiar hobby. It ended up bad, I tried to be chill about it but I had enough and basically told her to fuck off. Believe me, she deserved it at that time, it was after months of pent up bullshit, seems to go downhill after a certain point. For people with borderline personality disorder, is a ruined friendship forever ruined? I'd like to patch things up with her if I can.
>>5636058
>tfw kayla will never romantically suck your dick while Sixpence None the Richer plays in the background
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YcNzHOBmk8
>>5636031
OH HOLD MY HEART
>>5636093
>a year ago I was alone shitposting on 4chan with only one friend (that I heard from like once every other week) and I was cutting myself because of sheer self hatred
i'm still at that stage except i lost my only friend
i can't get on my feet for long enough to put myself out :/
>(an actual cis guy with large comforting man arms)
aaaa
>I love mado to death though
me too
>>5636095
nooooo stopp
>>5636093
woa sounds nice! what type of place do you work at?
You seem like a diff person desu rofl baka desu senpai
>>5636106
DONT RUIN THAT SONG FOR ME I LOVE THAT SONG.
>>5636102
u cute senpai
>>5636095
cute picc
>>5636106
iktf ;~;
>>5636106
Nice music taste. You live out west?
>>5636032
1980s called they want their clothes back
hi~ how's things today
Hey Faggots,
My name is Kayla, and I hate every single one of you.
All of you are cute, passing, women who spend every second of their day looking at their passing pictures.
You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any cock?
I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own achievments, but you all take to a whole new level.
This is even worse than me posting my cock on /b/.
Don’t be a stranger.Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much unpassing.
I am quaterback of the football team, and starter on my basketball team.What sports do you play, other than “interacting nicely with people”?
I also get straight F's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (Just saw her in the mirror; Shit was SO cash).
You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>5636101
>I saw you posting in a nullification tribe so shut up
what even is this lmao ?
>>5636101
what's wrong kayla?
Did your mom catch you in one of her dresses again?
>>5636093
succ mami
im glad you feel better
im having the normie's comedown to MDMA though and im kinda depressed though
>>5636115
thnx it's me and my girl ;]
>>5636111
ok ......
I will .....
>>5636121
>cute
I'm not but my gf is and lives right near u ;]
cuck me bro
>>5636125
rofl lawl
>>5636106
Ohhh that's my song!!!
You bring those shoes and I will bring thar dress
Oh! Kiss me!
>>5636123
hi
i'm okay how are you
>>5636118
At times, I feel like the 80s want me back too. As if I'd been lingering like a smell of decay ever since...
>>5636125
>have a banging hot girlfriend (Just saw her in the mirror; Shit was SO cash)
kek
>>5636076
iktf, fat no curves etc pls kill me
>>5636105
not necessarily, but any relationship is pretty much doomed after a certain amount of time idk. The only person who I've had a stable long lasting relationship with is my best friend, and I'm like 95% sure he has narcissistic pd which oddly makes for a really solid relationship
>>5636133
i wish i was cute but im not so its not cute just creepy
>>5636117
Texas desu. Just know you have at least one admirer, kayla, don't let the asshole trannies here bully you.
>>5636125
>have a banging hot girlfriend (Just saw her in the mirror; Shit was SO cash).
lol
>>5636142
Oh
>>5636141
hello sword anon
>>5636148
S-stop pls
>>5636135
Pretty good, was chopping firewood earlier and just finished workout so pretty worn out now.
>>5636141
hot stomach and scar
let me lick
>>5636152
>finished work out
POST GIRL ABS
>>5636154
wait how do you see my scar in that pic
>>5636142
iktf
could someone enlighten me what a "nullification tribe" is tho ?
like google brought up some weird indian surgery to completely remove male sex organs without anything else but I wanna know what this has to do with me
Kayla, explain please you little entertaining court jester
>>5636159
scar fetish
i'm constantly looking
and the scar is visible in that pic
>>5636151
pookie how come u never say hi to me anymore ;_;
>>5636162
you are cute you just arent letting it show
>>5636165
c-cool, gimme a sec and I'll try and get a better shot of it, it's embarrassing so I normally don't draw attention to it
>>5636172
medieval drawings are the best
>>5636130
No.
>>5636133
Will be you hiding behind the house plant quietly fapping away?
>>5636141
Yeah I'm hoping to figure out an avenue to reach out to her sometime. I thought about sending her a gift for x-mas, but figured she'd just be unresponsive. I know people with bdp tend to be very black and white about people, not sure how to best to go about it. I still care, she was a great friend, just with some major issues.
>>5636177
pretty sure we've talked before
i still think your tummys hot, cute piercing too
yes please do get a better shot it's hot as fuck
how did you get it? i can't tell if it's a cut or puncture but i wanna lick that shit.
>>5636182
not really true
sometimes i come here
>>5636158
I don't have much abs yet. idk if I want to go that far. Just want to tone up a bit, and build bum. Mostly just doing home stuff atm. Joining gym is one of the things I want to do when I move into city soon.
>>5636185
uhh..do i know u
>>5636188
nothing wrong with getting lean, visible abs are always hot on male or female
>>5636192
dude wtf your not even a tranny go back to femgen
>tfw no mado
>>5635987
>...so lonely
try to stop alienating everyone around you.
especially people that try to help you.
>>5636183
this one has it clearer iirc
I was born premature, they had to cut me open, move my stomach and surgically attach it to my esophagus while also disconnecting my trachea from my esophagus on it's way to my lungs
>>5636179
if I got a git from someone out of the blue I would be ecstatic up until the point I realised they were just doing it out of pity because I'm such a little shit, what kind of fucking asshole sends someone a pity gift during a holiday
>>5636056
gorgeous
>>5636196
fuk u i go where i want
mado is here too, yeah?
>>5636151
i never will! grr
>>5636193
rly....
i almost had em..............i think.......
>>5636196
my bad
Enough waiting for today, I suppose. Time to take my meds and be off to yet another night with my familiar spectres...
>>5636217
xd its a cute pic
>>5636193
hm. maybe your right. girl abs can be hot. Guess can't hurt to see if they work for me.
>>5636203
ffffuUUUCK that's hot, let me in your bed dude
also i don't see any fat, you've got an attractive stomach and that scar makes you a solid 8/10 in my book, at least bod wise lol
and that's pretty brutal, i've got a lot of scars but none from operations. but hey, it made you hotter so it's okay
but no, seriously
>swords, hot scar, cute tummy with piercing
fucking date me
Back. looked into the mirror
eyes dead from lack of sleep
I want off mr goldberg's wild ride.
i looked cute yesterday too...crazy 180
>>5636222
i mean if you dont like it you can always just put a layer of fat on top of them. just try decreasing your bodyfat % and see how you feel, don't need to put muscle or any of that
>>5636168
HI maddie I'm sorry aaa
I was making food ok......
ima SNAP u later dw bbg
<3
>>5636179
>Will be you hiding behind the house plant quietly fapping away?
No but I will be touching my prepubescent boobs while watching ;]
((pic is me btw))
>>5636200
stfu
>>5636207
o-ok
>>5636225
yea 8/10 bod but you haven't seen my flat butt or butt face or broad shoulders
plus you're prolly not near me anyway, and you seem really nice but so far I've only ended up dating abusive assholes :^)
>>5636237
why you bully
mado my bf
>tfw you're having such a good day that you're running out of all your happy pics
>>5636113
I just work as a clerk at a small convenience store, but it's nice because I see a lot of nice people and its helped learn how to socialize somewhat and make small talk like normal people
>>5636111
you can do it anon!!
I believe in you
>>5636128
noooooooo- actually maybe thats bc you're well adjusted now, like a normie
because our brains dont need it now
>>5636182
>>5636180
she's a qt tho
http://strawpoll.me/6685045/r
well bath and shlick won
what should I do first ?
>>5636206
lets be real though mika
mado is probably trans
>>5636240
>flat butt, broad shoulders
butt is a discussion for another time but i couldnt give a fuck about someones shoulders dude lol. plus strictly speaking in terms of subjective attractiveness youre phot imo
yeah probably not, i live in the middle of a fucking wasteland
cud be friends though if you felt like it. and yeah my ex fucked with my head a lot, never ever date benzo addicts. fuckin hell.
i got a good portion of my scars from her too, so lol
someone call me mommy pls
>>5636229
WAKE ME UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZuzw2TCNSU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>5636262
I wish you were my mommy, anon.
>tfw no mommy-gf
>>5636262
h-haha sorry no
>>5636262
Okay
mommy
How do I tripcode? I read it in the faq and it makes no sense to me.
>>5636258
yes
>>5636263
nah I take my baths steaming hot
not in the mood in there
>>5636258
what guilt ?
>>5636260
shush
>>5636269
nameyouwant##password
>>5636252
yeah i mean he's certainly more trans than i am
not quite sure hes all the way there, idk
youve prolly talked to him more about than i have
>>5636263
how do I know
>>5636250
>i believe in you
noo don't ;-; i cant bear to disappoint anyone else
>>5636269
like this
>>5636271
i do too
i still like to get off in the sauna
that you btw? nice hair
>>5636257
>getting addicted
>to benzos
>
the only addictive drug I've tried is heroin, and I dropped it immediately cause it felt way too good for it to be good for me lol, but benzos aren't even that fun. Like I have a script if I ever start panicking, but aside from that meh
sorry about those scars tho, unless they were consensual in which case good for y'all. I have a few minor ropeburn scars from past relationships, and a scar on my thigh where I had to dig out a piece of gravel growing up cause we couldn't afford the ED
w-which wasteland anon?
>>5636269
don't trips are toxic
>>5636283
did it werk
>>5636273
did that work?
>>5636283
i feel horrible if I don't take klonopin every day
>>5636252
mado is self proclaimed genderfluid as of the last time i spoke to them
which was yesterday
if anything they're neutral but are outwardly feminine
>>5636285
yeah
not like, 100% passing girly looking
but cute af
>>5636142
>tfw you are bad at talking to people IRL
>tfw you avoid all conversation from any classmates
>tfw everyone thinks you are really creepy because of this
>tfw more people think in creepy with every class I take
wow I figured out tripcodes. Hi I am Olivia. I am only slightly insane, but a nice person.
>>5636304
Will you be my qt 3.14 gf?
pls respond.
>>5636283
>heroin
AHAHA she was into fucking heroin too. all sorts of other things too, she was insane. hated me one day, loved me the next, attacked me ect. i like drugs but there's a limit yknow?
and it's alright, she was into painplay and also would just use me as a punching bag lol. ropeburn though ouch fuck.
ooh, care to post the thigh scar if you're comfortable? sounds hot as fuck if you had to dig something out. i've got a huge long gash down my thigh from getting mugged once
>which wasteland?
the barren mountainous wastes of eastern murrica ;_;
>Tfw srs I'm 6 months
I can't wait I have kids.
>>5636309
You don't know I am qt though.
>>5636270
I don't think so
>>5636271
guilt from being a DEGENERATE
idk tho I feel guilty when I do it l-lol....
>>5636285
yeh
>>5636309
sure ;]
>>5636296
>tfw you are bad at talking to people IRL
>tfw you avoid all conversation from any classmates
>tfw everyone thinks you are really creepy because of this
>tfw more people think in creepy with every class I take
>literally know every one of these feels
sorry btw i was talking to you on skype earlier but the program has died on me since then, gonna reinstall in a bit nad try again
>tfw will never be a real mommy
>tfw projecting angst into weird mdlb/g fetishes
>>5636296
this and the part where you hide effects of hrt w huge gross clothes and go always rly sleepy to school and people think you are some creep boy with gyno
>>5636313
why do i care about what you think when you know jack shit? we've been going easy for a bit now
>>5636271
me too. hey lily have you ever had a too-hot bath, passed out in there and almost drowned? i've done that twice, shits jokes desu
>>5636258
howwww did you know i made that post earlier, fucken freaked me out
/mtfg/ im getting annoyed, i'm sick of being constantly objectified while im at work, by my cis women colleagues. i started working there a year and a half ago before i started transitioning. so even now when i pass, these plebs still see me as a man, even if half my tables don't clock me and the ones that do don't care. people are saying shit like my boobs should stop growing because its not fair, and desu i'm thinking 'yeah you think its not fair because you think im a man.' and my boss knows about my stuff better and knows about my intersex stuff but he still says 'dang boy you got some childbirthin hips.' and argh if i'm gonna be objectified, don't objectify me as an enviable freak. why can't these people just die desu
another trans person I have been texting just because I thought I needed a irl trans friend to help me come out of my shell more left me a voice mail saying they just had srs, she didn't even bring it up before. I just texted her to go to hell and lose my number. I am so envious screamed so loud I lost my voice and I broke a small blood vessel in my eye.
Whadup me amigas
>>5636312
Good point, post pics.
>>5636329
>handholding
holy fuck please hold my hand
>>5636328
First your sisters now your confident. You're on a roll for cutting people out for absolutely stupid reasons
>>5636329
I heard you were banned.
>>5636326
yeah that's rough but you're living what most trans people seek to live.
count your blessings. i'm just starting out and even getting a job stresses me out and keeps me from sleeping
>>5636310
>he lets a girl hit him
what a cuck lel
anyway, the scar isn't too big but it still wasn't fun digging gravel out of my leg and then limping back home so I could get some gauze and neosporin on it
fuck eastern mountains, my sibling lives a few hours west of me, over in Asheville and it's pretty boring out there for the most part. shit sucks
>>5636337
>absolutely stupid reasons
I hate everyone for having the lives I will never have. It gets worse and worse every day people are getting better in their lives and I am getting worse.
>>5636347
fuck off?
>>5636345
hit me lol bitch ive let her stab me
yeah i'd suck the fuck out of that scar lol
>few hours west of me
where you at bb? and yeah its REALLY fucking boring here
always gotta fucking travel just to do anything but eh at least its easy paced
i plan to move though, this is where people go to die
literally
>>5636339
W-What? When was that?
>>5636333
With trips like that??? It would be an honor!!
>tfw I'll never be a mom
>tfw I'll never be loved
>tfw I'll probably die alone
Why didn't I buy alcohol today I knew I was gonna need it
>>5636328
Seek mental help
>>5636331
I am afraid. This is me an hour ago with my Thai speech therapist friend. She says my voice is nearly there.
>>5636321
dude I know EVERYTHING
>>5636326
dude I know EVERYTHING
>>5636329
cute
>>5636125
Godamn it Lilly I haven't laughed so hard in a longtime sorry for nercoing thread but Jesus that was classic.
>>5636351
Why don't you fuck off. I deserve to be happy as much as anyone else here. Not my fault all of you get everything handed to you for noting.
>>5636347
in a weird way a lot of people are probably very envious of your ability to give up entirely, blame everyone else for your problems, and live in a fantasy world
>>5636354
Something about shitposting on /fit/?
>>5636362
L O L
O
L
>>5636366
>>5636362
>>5636314
It's okay senpaitachi. Skype is really fucky post-M$ takeover
>>5636320
>mfw I'm wearing an oversized shirt right now
>mfw my flecktarn parka is a size bigger than I need
GET OUT OF MY MIND! AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>5636360
Pls respond. ;-;
>>5636362
hardly any of us have had surgery but you choose to have a shit fit over those who do.
you choose to be miserable so of course you don't deserve to be happy.
since when were you first in queue to get srs, hon?
>>5636262
I'm sorry anon but I already have a mommy that I love very very very much
>>5636275
the last time I talked to her she's mentioned kinda wanting to get hormones
and mado always acts like a teenage stoner girl and makes the cutest sounds and knows how to rock a skirt and tights
she could just want to be a femboy or something but idk
we've talked to her about it a few times and mado doesnt even know if she's trans or not
>>5636277
I just thought I should let you know that right when I read that dont stop believing started playing on the radio
and you can't stop me :)
si se puede anon
>>5636285
yes
she even has nice dicksucking lips tgat I'm p jelly of to be honest
>>5636290
oh okay
when I first met mado I assumed she was trans on skype and she said that she doesnt care what pronouns we use, which makes a lot of sense in retrospect
I havent heard from mado in like a week, so I feel kinda bad
>>5636363
>blame everyone else for your problems
It is everyone else's fault. Every one who posts here gets free room and board and surgeries while I get jack shit accept made fun of for being ugly when everyone knows I can't help it my bones are manly.
gunna lie down.
leave your (you)s on the counter
i'll pick them up in a few hours
>>5636353
>tfw one guy I dated held a kukri to my femoral artery while I was tied and told me to stop moving other wise the knife might "slip" and he might accidentally cut it open
ye knives are pretty fun, I can't really talk with normal people about the sex though because it sounds like I'm going over court case involving a psycopathic rapist's methods or something lol
>tfw in raleigh durham area
>tfw it's still all shit
you think it would be interesting but there are just more black people, so more of a reason to just stay inside and neet all day long
>>5636372
>hardly any of us have had surgery
Oh everyone here has had an orchi or srs and rubs my fucking face in it. They rub in in everyone's face who isn't fortunate as them, they are the problem not me and not you, hate the people who pass and have the correct genitals.
>>5636365
>shitposting
I do that a lot but I usually just switch over to my phone for the really spicy stuff so no long-term damage is done. I think the last time I was banned was a few weeks ago and that was only because I posted lewds somewhere that has a puritan policy over that stuff.
How have you been?
pls nobody call me cute again
>>5636362
>literally gets stuff handed to her
>everyone else (except larry) had to work hard to get what they have
>>5636347
You can make changes to your life and improve it.
I don't think its as bad as you imagine but you really need to try to change your outlook in life.
I have faith in you Kayla :D
>>5636381
Eyyy lmao
>>5636375
Kayla
>everyone knows I can't help it my bones are manly.
Fat person
>everyone knows I can't help it my bones are big.
calories in calories out, Kralzor
>tfw you just woke up after sleeping til 6:30
Oh look another Saturday gone. I sure did miss out on sitting in front of computer in a depressed slump and not having any friends tio do anything with.
>>5636388
There are quite a few who have had it pretty fucking nice. I mean like 5 people here in total have it rough financially.
>>5636390
hiya cute stuff :3
wanna hold hands?
>>5636328
Or you could be happy for someone else being able to achieve everything they've wanted and not have a meltdown.
Like when lily got srs I always showed my support and if Angie gets it this year you better believe I'm going to call and congratulate her.
Its called being a good friend you should try it some time.
Jealousy gets you no where; see a therapist and work towards getting srs yourself rather than throwing a tantrum when someone gets something and you do not.
>>5636387
ur a fat sack of ugly man shaped shit
>>5636370
HI sorry was playing tos
frogs leaving to a friends house so let's play in a lil bit.....
>>5636374
aaa poor mado
>>5636387
hi cute
>>5636400
thank you!
alrighty now time for bath :3
>>5636281
was me like 3 months on mones so ages ago ty tho
>>5636286
lmao
>>5636299
yw :)
>>5636308
mum's good, they keep her body temperature low so it'll take a while till she's awake again
>>5636313
idk
no penis no guilt is my mantra
>>5636326
nah that's too risky for me
>>5636328
hey kalya
just for you :^)
https://unsee
.cc/binemuro/
>>5636361
hahaha glad you enjoyed it ^^
>>5636391
Calories wont make my nose or bones fucking smaller, my skull is fucked. Plus my boobs are too small and my shoulders too wide and my feet too big and my hands too big and my skin not smooth and facial hair and wide chest and no ass or hips and not to mention mutant tumors hanging between my legs
>>5636389
>You can make changes to your life and improve it.
Only with money, guess what, I don't have a bachelors degree so I can't make any money.
>>5636379
im far from normal lmao.
>NC
oh shit, i'm just 2 states above you.
tons of rednecks here, i live right in the middle of pill land
>>5636399
>still thinking you can talk any sense into spoiled brat elliot after 8 years
this place is so retarded. this person seriously posts their dick on /b/ near daily then comes here to cry because his rich life is so hard
Do they work on phone too?
>>5636375
i've seen at least 3 people here who have worse bone structure than you but i'd rather them for company because they're actually decent people, and you're a fucking whinge.
>>5636366
>>5636368
>>5636407
>I don't have a bachelors degree so I can't make any money.
don't you have like 35 degrees tho ?
>>5636374
aww jeez, thats no coincidence then lol. maybe ill see you some day then :) thank you friend
>>5636415
>>5636383
I've been alright, just hanging out with the special friend while she does some stuff for her job at home.
Other than that just working, and thinking I may see about going back to school.
>>5636374
>nice dicksucking lips
tell me about it ;) i bet youre not bad yourself tho lol but no i shouldnt be adulterous
>>5636404
No problem your legit one of my fave trips and a huge inspiration you've always tried to cheer me up and stuff. Even tho my appearance is terrible and I'm too old for hormones to help you've even inspired me towards transition again by always encouraging me your awesome.
>>5636374
i was talking to him before
hes fine
>>5636425
cool it smooth j
thats my bae ur talking to
>>5636398
Omgosh holding hands!?! But that's so lewd! I'd love to~
I am out right now but when I get home we should player a game or something and catch up!
>>5636422
Ah yeah? What'cha thinking about goin to school for?
>>5636381
Miss Kayla, iktf.
I've never had any surgeries yet.
Do you think we can be friends?
>>5636428
glad to hear that I can make someonein here happy :)
>>5636431
if one of us won the lottery and bought you a cunt, would you go away forever and never bother us again?
>>5636423
i'm not in penn i'm in VA atm but i could wind up in florida or NYC by spring depending on some shit.
we should grab a drink or smoke a bowl when i get my ass a car though or something
wutcho name anon? i like talking to you.
>>5636437
Ack this is me posting from phone I guess it doesn't save trip
>all excited to be a mom
>be thinking of baby names
>take a shower
>look down
>FUUUUUUCK
I guess surrogate, adoption, or wait till biologically-born-males can get pregnant
>>5636444
nah kayla would rub it in everyones face and just complain how terrible it looks and how hard dilation is and how much she misses miss cock
>>5636451
someone needs to fund a hasty orchi so she can't lay eggs
>>5636449
Please?
I won't be getting any surgeries for a very long time and I will never brag about it if I did.
Let's try to help each other
>>5636458
top kek
>>5636460
>I won't be getting any surgeries for a very long time
Ive known some of the fuckers here for 5 years, they are all finished while I haven't even had one major trans surgery
>>5636451
This is 100% what would happen and everyone knows it. Without a doubt kayla would kill herself a few months after srs.
>>5636467
I'm not even fulltime yet and have only been on hrt for a little over a year
>>5636458
I tell you this, I have an appointment on the 17 of February to see about an orchi and if I get told no I am telling my doctor I am doing it myself. I don't even give a fuck if he has me committed.
>>5636468
>paige
hnnnnnggggh, go with paige. i was born in FL too actually, by a shitty paper mill
>>5636473
well look at fucking maddie, on hrt for only 5 months and rubbing it in that she gets to be full time while people like you and me are the ones that deserve it more. We are getting screwed here and no one takes any accountability for it.
>>5636440
Medieval History, it's always been my passion and I've already got a good amount of the credits covered from when I was working on my philosophy BA.
Probably won't be too super useful but whatever.
>>5636407
So save up money srs is only 20 grand find a good job instead of posting on 4chan all day. Thats what I did I left here not cause I was btfo like some anons may think but because I got tired of sitting around wasting my life lamenting over other peoples successes.
I legit used to be in the same boat but now I have a good job and I'm saving money it may take me 4years but it's possible what's the difference between getting srs now or srs 4 years from now tho I'm saving up for ffs cause I can't pass yet.
Hell forget all that Obama care as far as I know will help with gender reassignment surgery so it may just take applying and get a letter of recommendation.
I heard that Eddie Redmayne's next role will be as a gay jewish tranny with motor neurones disease, having AIDS and living in nazi germany, its meant to be the most sad tear-jerkingest most oppression-schlickfest that shits all over anything made before.
they're gonna rename the Oscars as Redmaynes in honor of this. some may call his work crass or derivative but hes met a lot of jews and gays in his time in hollywood and otherwise hes just gonna cobble together the shit from his previous garbage piles.
gonna go see it, /poltfg/?
>>5636481
Why don't you take accountability for it? After all, you're the one not trying to go full time.
>>5636482
>Medieval History
fucking marry me. oh my god.
>>5636482
>Medieval History
I never knew you had taste for good stuff
:o
>>5636485
>I legit used to be in the same boat but now I have a good job and I'm saving money it may take me 4years but it's possible
not THAT's inspirational imo
When should I avoid having bangs?
>>5636490
>kayla
>taking accountability for anything
tip top kek, you must be new
>>5636497
>tfw studying falchion bladetypes from tapestries
facial expressions (or lack of) in medieval art fucking floors me though, i can't help it even though it's my passion
>>5636449
I'll be your frien--oh nvm my SRS is schedualed for March 18th
>>5636499
PLS HELP
Do I get rid of my bangs since my lower face is SHIT?
>>5636504
you wont take a job at pizza hut because its min wage and its "beneath" you.
>>5636479
aww why paige? astrid is a family name, but my best friend thinks paige is good so I'm kinda torn. idk what I look like either, like if I look more like an Astrid or more like a Paige
>tfw born near a lighthouse
ayy based Jupiter
>>5636487
is ths for real cause I might have to borrow my Opa's old war uniform to wear to theatre just for keks
completely unrelated what does mtfg thing of ponytails? idk if it's like a stereotypical tranny hair thing to do
>>5636505
k
>>5636499
when its windy and everyone can see your hairline
>>5636509
my fucjing lungs
oh my god
>>5636509
it's perfect
>>5636509
>someone took time to draw this
im officially creeped the fuck out
>>5636507
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5636509
SAVED
>>5636515
My hairline isn't that bad.
>>5636519
don't flatter yourself. you're a meme, not a person
>>5636481
I'm 3 months and nearly full time.
>>5636513
bias, i've always wanted paige from shitty WWE to suffocate me with her legs
plus its a boss bitch name, senpai
you definitely have the fuckin skin of a paige to me though. got anymore sexy scars? would share mine but not on my machine atm.
>tfw there's a shitty decorative light house down the road from me
>on land
>literally functionless, just an eyesore because my neighbors are shitty rich people
>>5636381
I haven't had surgery. At least you aren't old with only a decrepit nursing home to care for you.
>>5636529
yeah but you're a goddess. and living a happy life with a gf grhjwthjhwet if i ever meet you ill slit your throat in a back alley
>>5636519
You need to at least try going out as a girl every now and then. Regardless of if you feel you pass or not, just fucking do it.
>>5636509
i'm laughing so hard i'm shrieaking and crying, my breath coming out in gasps. nextdoor's two year old has woken up and is crying. my mom came into my room because she thought someone had died.
holy fucking hell.
>>5636506
>studying falchion bladetypes from tapestries
oh god yes
>facial expressions (or lack of) in medieval art fucking floors me though
yeah it's weird but some paintings are hilarious tbqh
>>5636505
>she ejects fluids
more like a dick
>grumbles
vaginas grumble ? O_0
>smells a bit
vaginas don't smell tho
sounds more like a ballsack on a hot summer day to me
>shes an empty hole that needs to be filled
nah she's more poking into everyone's business imo
I see your points tho
>>5636540
nah was all just you
I'm sure you'd have done it by yourself anyway <3
>>5636513
Jupiter inlet no way I used to surf over there, I mostly stayed close to Daytona tho how many Floridians are there in this thread right now I miss that state so much.
>tfw you order two slices of pizza but are barely able to finish one before your stomach starts to hurt
>>5636481
you're supposed to be held accountable, it's your own damn responsibility what you do, nobody else is to blame but yourself
>>5636491
Haha, really?
>>5636497
Yeah I don't think I've mentioned it much here but I've always been into it, especially the stories of the powerful and influental women who'd occasionally pop up. People like Matilda of Tuscany, Eleanor of Aquitaine and Tamar of Georgia always fascinated me.
The Crusade era in general is really cool.
>>5634951
shippet? i just wish i had something to do with my time hah
wow
https://www.reddit.com/r/transtimelines/comments/42hftu/38_mtf_preeverthing_early_1990s_to_2016/
>>5636509
Your a really good artist can you do me next?
>>5636533
checked
idk what the skin of a paige means lol, sounds kinda weird. I meant like facial aesthetics, like you know how some guys just look like a Brian, or a Stewart, or a Shecklestein?
the lighthouse could be for aeroplanes or something, like to warn them that there's a pointless tower possibly in their flight path
>>5636557
ayyy loxahatcheemao
>>5636558
throw up the first one to make room for the second, jesus do they even teach basic math in schools these days
>>5636563
That makes me feel a tiny bit better
Too bad I'm not better looking t b h
>>5636552
have you checked scholagladiatoria out any?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwX2kkeMEOk
i need someone to fag out to about this kind of shit. whys it so hard to find fellow swordfags
i really want to get into hema but i have leg injuries atm that kind of throw the whole footwork thing out the fucking window
>>5636560
yes i'm serious
>>5636519
kayla why don't you just sell racecars at the race car store? then on the weekends you can work as either a professional lego maker or maybe an astronaut
>>5636560
I'm pretty damn impressed
(studying history atm)
>>5636552
>vaginas grumble ? O_0
try having a period, the week before mine its gets super fucking grouchy
>>5636562
Damn phone lol naw shippers I had this one guy who would not get off my ass 22 minutes of me explaining our policies it was like talking to Donald trump.
>>5636573
lmao
>>5636568
idk what i meant either im kind of fucked up rn lol
yeah ik w you mean. you got the face of a paige imo but im biased, i like that name
>sheckelstien
lmao
as for the light house nah its like
literally a fucking ornament in their yard
i might light it on fire or something, they're shitty neighbors lol
there did used to be an airport across the street from me though. now it's just a bunch of fucking trees
>>5636568
B-but, Im trying not to let myself vomit anon, I used to have a bit of a problem with it.
>>5636569
You can, you're just too anxious to do so.
Just try to drive around in girl mode, you dont' have to leave your car.
Go buy a soda at a gas station, minimal contact, still going out.
Everyone gets nervous about going into public in girlmode, don't let the anxiety ruin your ability to socialize and further your transition.
>>5636559
>it's your own damn responsibility what you do
Really? I wasn't able to control how my bones grew or how wealthy of a family to be born into. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Too many people want to forget that it takes money to transition. Its the dirty little truth every full time passer wants to keep buried or their reputation would be gravely soiled.
>>5636568
Uh what?
>>5636562
You could do me..
>>5636592
it does cost money. it doesn't always cost crazy money to pass, but it does cost crazy money to be beautiful, unless you super lucked out on genetics
>>5636589
I drive a truck, you want to know what I look like driving my truck around in tranny mode? its not pretty
>>5636511
>>5636499
if they stop just short of a big browbone, and dont get bangs that emphasize your face if you have a bad jawline/chin
also look at hairstyle/face shape guidelines and maybe talk w your stylist
>>5636433
thats good
also I know someone tossed the idea somewhat jokingly I kind of want to put make up on mado and dress her up all cute and stuff now
>>5636592
If money is as important as you say then stop making up fake interview stories and get a job already.
>>5636587
i like skall but i'm strictly looking for established info or speculation from a professional, so i tend to stick to KnyghtErrant, schola and Protherium
his weapon vids are very good, but most are a bit old by now and a chunk of his stuff is based on debunking katana/longsword bs. good info though, i've just moved past that whole topic being interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-NVA2WofKo
fucking skall though. i injured my knees around the same time he messed his leg up
then he gets hit by a fucking car the same day my best friend gets hit by one
then /I/ get hit by one a week later
>>5636602
My browbone isn't too bad but my chin and jaw is.
I think I should stop having bangs.
>>5636587
you fuck your gf with your dick?
>>5636603
but that would require actual effort?
>>5636597
oh cut that shit out nignog, id smooch you to get you to quit self loathing
>>5636592
It doesn't take a ton of money. I don't have any. And I am old.
I would love for you to be less sad and negative.
how do I stop being a neet loser
never graduated high school and get panic attacks from minor stress btw
>>5636621
eh not really lol i dont have insurance so im just kinda hoping my shit won't heal deformed
>>5636626
>
never graduated high school and get panic attacks from minor stress btw
dude iktf
i only very recently got my good enough diploma
still don't leave house cus massive anxiety from tiny bullshit though
>>5636600
Honestly, since you like driving trucks and shit so much you should just get a job as a trucker. It's not like cross-dressing truckers are even that uncommon.
>>5636592
why don't you draw a bridge in MS paint again and sell the design to a rich engineer
>>5636615
>this boat race
>anything other than painfully manly/unattractive
if only a kiss could turn this nignog into a princess but that shit's only for fairytales m80, in the real world if you're born a boy you can pretend you're a girl all you want but it's obvious to the rest of the world that you're just deluding yourself
Sup girls.
I just got done transfering my data from one hard drive to another. Now I am going to install arch on the new hard drive then transfer the files over to that hard drive. After I will be done with my task for today. Tomorrow I have to prep arch for compiling everything need for linux from scratch. If I get everything done I should start working on the book on monday.
How are you girls doing?
>>5636634
I loathe driving because its stressful as fuck.
>>5636640
>boat race
marry me
>>5636634
>It's not like cross-dressing truckers are even that uncommon.
they're actually the majority. 80% of truckers on the road at any time are wearing thongs over their miss cocks
>>5636592
>Too many people want to forget that it takes money to transition.
lucky for you that you're wealthy then and have your own pool while other people are struggling to buy food and hormones at the same time
>roomate listening to really loud "niggidy wiggidy" music
>"this couldn't get any worse"
>it's now death metal
>>5636648
nah meng I'm not a lezzer
>>5636645
you should get a job at the DMV you'd be perfect
>>5636651
I haven't been able to go in the pool since fucking summer because its too cold and the water heater is too much money to run.
>>5636654
neither am i, it was just a figure of speech mang
>>5636640
>this is lainanon, the person complaining about being a mannish ape while looking like a dyke-ish girl
>>5636632
yes, i am
and in my own time, not in a university or anything but i might pursue it if the opportunity ever opens itself up to me
>>5636655
I hate people so why would i subject myself to the fucking dmv?
>>5636645
Driving in the city sucks unless it is mid night and you can go fast, but driving out in the open is always fun. IDK, I always kind of enjoyed driving desu, I like cutting in and out of lanes and going close to the curves while going fast. I never gotten a ticket that stuck or damage, but I have been really lucky or if you want to split hairs, I am very good at playing calculated risks. The one good thing about hitting 25 soon is that being feamle and over 24 means the lowest insurance rates. I am going to get a sport car once I get a decent job. The insurance rates should be really low compared to guys :3c
>>5636659
it's not lainanon
>>5636659
thats not lainanon
>>5636663
because everyone who works at the DMV hates people
you can just treat people like shit all day. you do it anyway so you might as well get paid for it.
>>5636659
no shit? wow, she has no fucking right to bitch about anything like whatsoever at all
>your gt will always be 6.5 inches long and 5.5 inches around
>you will never have a huge fat gt that you can use to plow qt grills and cute boys that will stay big no matter how long you're on hrt
>tfw average forever
>>5636663
Because you'd be on the abusing side rather than the abused side.
>>5636640
lol are you fucking kidding me, i was talking to you yesterday
dude cut that dumb bullshit out you're cute
and i still love that ruskie hat
but seriously lol i think you're cute and pretty girly looking from w ive seen, dont just spew self hate take the compliment dummy
>>5636676
But that's really far above average anon
>>5636664
you couldn't brag any harder if you tried, don't respond to me anymore
>>5636673
>but dykish grills look like boys, if I'm a boy that looks like a dykish girl then I'm just a boy that looks like a boy
oh god the mental gymnastics you are pulling
give yourself a pat on the back from me
>>5636661
it expired very recently, cus murica :X
>>5636684
nah it looks small in my man hands ._.
>>5636676
>having a horsecock
>>5636685
im a racecar saleswoman
>>5636693
>obvious reasons
not so obvious lol since youre cute
have more
i get the whole 'self validation is important' thing and u should love urslef blah blah but
im another human thats not you and i think youre attractive
so that should give you self esteem unless youre mentally blocking it out subconsciously lol
>>5636641
i'm okay
flirting with a cutie from here on steam :3
>>5636685
No, I would brag about doing 130 up a winding road that has a 2,000 foot drop, but you know I am not trying to brag.
I swear nothing gets me as high as going fast on a dangerous road in my mom's car. I love the feeling of near death because I never feel so alive.
>>5636676
/mtfg/ will get mad at me if I post mine so I will say it is really really small. Think of it as a meat bean.
Since I will not post this video how about this link.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=611634153
i found it on /pol/ believe it or not.
>>5636702
is it me
>>5636698
preesch, I'll try to remember that the next time I look in a mirror or step on a scale
>>5636676
If that's your size after HRT, that's on the large side as far as transgirls go. (Actually 6.5' is larger than average in general.)
>>5636705
probably
>>5636708
i'm 4 months into hrt and i haven't re-measured bc im scared
i just want a huge strapless that i can terrorise girl's pussies with ;_;
>>5636706
oh cut the bullshit id date you if i knew you irl lmao
if you don't like your weight tho just change diet and shed fat
tone that sexy stomach up some more.
>>5636690
@__@ that sucks
still not small tho rip
>>5636569
I didn't say I passed. I'm just saying I gave up caring and Im choosing to live my life the way I want to.
>>5636664
Wait wait wait, insurance companies will give transgirls the same low rates that cisgirls get? Do you just need your sex changed on your ID or how does that work?
>>5636708
i know a post hrt trans girl with an 8 inch cock :X
>>5636713
stop
>>5636713
fucking gross
so hairy
>>5636713
cdgfhjZAXcgfnhasdfasdefnksdahjkfBUGHHGHAHHGH
so fucking gross i hate this please delete reported gfuckfufuck
>>5636569
Also fuck you for saying it took no effort. At least I have a paying job and I'm actively working on my transition.
>>5636722
What are you taking about? its one of the best srs vag's I have ever seen but the fucker wont reveal which surgeon fucking did it and i asked her 3 times
>>5636714
y-you too
and I can't do anything about my weight, I have a doctor and a nutritionist who monitor my weight and health to make sure I don't lose weight and ensure that I eventually gain wait so I'm within a healthy weight range
based binge/purge type anorexica/ bulimia
>>5636704
Green bean or garbanzo bean?
>>5636731
kek if that's the best SRS there is then I'd consider holding off on getting the surgery dude
>>5636729
>I'm actively working on my transition
Only because someone gave you a job for free, you can't gloat about being handed a free job. its impossible in this economy to get work so fuck you for being so lucky.
>>5636741
get a grip on reality please
>>5636741
Kayla. Listen to me. Cancel your internet subscription, use the money you save for transition.
>>5636746
It's the truth though. I applied everywhere so where is my job?
>>5636569
You complain too much. Just do it or don't. Your endless droning is old.
>>5636741
>its impossible in this economy to get work
this coming from the girl who has gotten job offers left and right for the past two weeks.
first you could have worked at lego, then you could have sold fucking race cars. you have it so fucking easy. i can't even apply for jobs because i have no work experience. i wish my life was as easy as yours.
>>5636732
oh
i thought you were bitching about being 'fat' or something though the last time i told you you had hot abs
that sucks though, sorry familia
seriously though drinks are on me if i ever get a fuckin car any time soon
>>5636753
No job here either. I read this book that really helped me once. I repeat. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.
Works for me.
>>5636764
I was, that's the whole point of eating disorders, they're unrealistic. and yeah sure, I haven't had a drink in a bit.
>>5636749
>tfw when deleted
>>5636770
>have a place to live
>have food
>guys want your miss cock
>getting job offer after job offer
i have none of these things, i am legitimately poor and quasi-homeless. you have no right to come here and brag about your success. it's unfair to those of us who don't get everything handed to us.
>>5636741
No i strapped on my job helmet and squeezed into my job canon and fired off into job land where jobs grow on jobbies.
>>5636777
https://unsee.
cc/dapomezu/
be quicker now
Would I pass /mtfg/ ?
>>5636774
eh well i mean i cant keep anything down or have an appetite at all unless i got the munchies
that shit is just confusing though
i never go anywhere without my trusty flask and a pack of joints B)
>>5636753
Kayla I applied everywhere too and I can't get a job lol. You aren't the only one in this same position. Hell, I think I have desirable skills too, but not even target wants to hire me lol. I mean I have somewhat of a job under the table, but nothing much. Most places think I am a neet ;_:
>>5636783
damn that really healed up.
Yeah I need to get a second letter but I am getting mine in the summer or fall. I am scared of the pain though ;_:
>>5636618
Yeah it was pretty shitty don't feel.that way I can hate the people I talk to but my co-workers are awesome all of them know I'm trans and still treat me great.
>if you willing
Yes please I'm a complete sub and haven't had any fun sex in like ever it's been a whole year I'm probably tighter than a virgin on prom night ;3
You know guise i have a confession to make... I am feeling so ace right now
>>5636783
WOA a vag
thnx lillers...
looks more attractive than my exes ROFL
>>5636788
yeah prolly
already a cute boy tho don't ..........
but if u wanna I guess.....
>>5636771
Self help books are mental masturbation. Life is pointless and nothing gets better so why would I spend my time reading about bullshit?
>>5636779
I only have a place to crash at because I was forced to give my parents my youth working for them forcefully in construction and they actually feel bad for doing that to me. Once the money runs out and its almost gone, then I will be fucked.
>>5636794
tf is that
>>5636788
Hotpot/10
>>5636788
Would not touch with anything, you'd rot everything you touch
Kayla, please read:
http://www.wikihow.com/Tell-if-You-Are-Self-Absorbed
https://youtu.be/q46Osg9C4pA
https://youtu.be/Jo7z60aJqNA
Send help I can't stop listening and I can't stop crying
>>5636796
>huurr I'm kayla why would I read books and take other people's advice mine ideas has plenty fucking smarts
>>5636807
>Life is pointless and nothing gets better so why would I spend my time reading about bullshit?
>>5636796
>parents feel bad for you
>having work experience
>on hormones
stop. fucking. bragging.
>>5636788
would fill boypussy with hot girlcream
>>5636802
It's when you wink really hard as walmo,
>>5636805
he's ace fuck off
>>5636792
well its good you have some people to confide into at the workplace, that can be a rarity
> I'm a complete sub and haven't had any fun sex in like ever it's been a whole year I'm probably tighter than a virgin on prom night ;3
okay well you might have made me hard
>>5636788
I don't know if i would fugg you, but you looks so happy in the picture. It would be fun to break you tho
>>5636805
hands off mate, he'd make a fine leyland lass
>>5636788
will you be my boyfriend
i look kind of like you
>>5636783
Pretty suporn is a legend, so so far has your sexual life been better I hate my defect so bad I can barely enjoy it anymore. Though aesthetics it looks like my exs Kitty. 10/10
eminem rap about ur vagina pls
>>5636817
oh
wow
>>5636830
Why not be your own boyfriend then?
>>5636788
you make my asshole wink and my pee pee feel ace
>>5636841
because i am a girl you insensitive... person :(
>>5636807
I'm not the one who is self absorbed, tell everyone in a BMW they are self absorbed, or people wealthy enough to own their home, tell them they are self absorbed. If anything I need to be more into my self.
I am enjoying these nice comments lads!
Hit me up for some vidya
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198005880516
>>5636788
I hope your butt is as tight as that wink ;)
>>5636849
>kayla
>I'm not self absorbed
>>5636849
i wish i had half the life you have
>>5636835
sex life has improved a lot went from complete stone to borderline pillow princess
only "problem" if you can even call it that would be that the clit is too sensitive but that should go down a bit over time
so far either tongue or indirect stimulation of it is only rly possible since just mildly brushing it with a finger or something feels just too direct
>>5636839
pretty sure eminem isn't FtM
>>5636852
>video games
why on earth would I want to do that when I can compile my own kernel from source?
I need to go install now so I can have a system to compile my new kernel on.
what would you do if you found your boyfriend talking to a cute girl?
>>5636788
kik?
>>5636849
>If anything I need to be more into my self.
must....resist.....urge...to post.....copy.....pasta
>>5636783
Pretty good
Is that how Suporn's surgeries tend to look like? What are the chances it will look like a monstrosity?
>>5636825
Hmm oh well I know some things we could do but I'd have to email you or Skype or something cause they certainly aren't Christ approved.
How bout I get down on my knees pull down your panties and gently kiss up your thighs. ;3
>>5636869
>Is that how Suporn's surgeries tend to look like?
most of the ones I saw there in my age group looked like mine
so I'd say yes if you have genitals within the normal range and your body has good healing capabilities
>What are the chances it will look like a monstrosity?
well he isn't that good with big penises and circumcision can cause some problems when it comes to the look of the vulva and clit
but you have free revisions so in the worst case you fly back and have it fixed (ofc some stuff would take a toll on other things (e.g. reworking clit decreases sensitivity cause new scar tissue and so on)
>>5636872
soonTM
>>5636864
put my tinkler in his pooper to remind him whos boss :^)
>>5636602
i want you to put make up on me!
hello is there a list of infamous mtf trips somewhere?
i need it for a joke
>>5636788
You can totes be the girl, I know it.
>>5636883
hmm
what about small penises then?
>>5636876
hnng, youll have something poking you in the face real soon if you do that ;3
y-yeah email me your skype
[email protected]
>>5636893
I actually have several but they're out of date
>>5636796
>Don't read self help books
It isn't a long read. Best self help book ever.
>>5636893
not another tier list I hope.
>>5636889
sure :)
are you coming over today or no because I've heard conflicting things from discord
bc if you are then I could help you tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWaoAh0BGU
lmao
>>5636895
unless we're talking ridiculous levels of small there shouldn't be much of an issue and it should only affect your depth but you can always ask suporn himself via mail
apparently chef boyardee is poisonous to us trannies, this shit has 870 mg potassium per fucking serving
I guess this is how I die.
>>5636917
dont think im coming over today
Hey Faggots,
My name is Larry, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-life trannies who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass anime pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jilling off to pictures of dogs.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect and cis. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just ate me out; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>5636920
at least you have access to food
i go hungry every day
>>5636904
thats good, im not exactly up to date so it doesnt matter
Anyone here having trouble with voicetraining?
I trained my chords for a while but it didn't go very well so I'm probably giving up. And seriously fuck that shit it's such a chore and it makes my throat hurt so much with no result other than some meagre tranny phonetics. Waste of time and effort too.
I'm considering going full tumblr and keeping my boyvoice while still identifying as a transgirl since pretty much always lmao. It's okay I'll pretend to be a dyke with long hair that has a real bass to her voice.
>>5636918
Is depth usually the same as the penis length?
>reading about white privilege
>literally no concrete examples
>examples are shit like white people can find bandaids that match their skin colour
>black people are more violent it's whiteys fault
what the fuck is wrong with people where they think it's ok to censor speech based on fact to defend ignorance based on feelings?
>>5636862
Wow. Sounds amazing I can be pretty frigid at times reason wow the extra sensitivity does sound like an issue but your surgery was fairly recent so I'm sure it will even out. God I can't wait I may forget about ffs and just get srs through obamma care.
>>5636864
Am I the cute girl?
>>5636923
close to no connection to me or things I do
still got mild chuckles
3/10 much to learn you have
>>5636928
no penis length depends on scrotum
but if your penis is small he might uses some of the scrotum for the vulva instead of the vagina thus decreasing the depth
>>5636931
hope you can get it soon :)
>>5636931
email me you gotta take care of what you started!
>>5636920
all this free time being unemployed but too lazy to learn to cook.
>>5636920
>eating chef boyardee
>ever
its overrated desu
if I had to choose I'd rather starve then have to eat that stuff
it almost ruined ravioli for me
Rate me out of ten.
>>5636922
>>5636917
i mean
i can bring you over tonight we can go pick you up downtown if u want senpai
if u wanna hang out w alison and do make up cutsie stuff thats fine, i just think ui and i are kinda fryed right now so you might be bored till alison gets home and i kinda just wanna sit on the computer
>>5636938
you do talk about being eaten out a lot and that you are a cis lesbian
other than that you talk about lifting and being a history major thats about all I could work with
>>5636938
ah
I see, thanks for answering the questions
>>5636923
i fucking love eminem. holy shit
wtf.
woke up to "just dont give a fuck"
i have so much energy right now WHOOOO!!! FUCK EVERYONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXiQUoZ1tYk
>>5636946
I'd put my bratwurst in your firm crusty pitta if you know what I mean ;)
>>5636920
>eating canned food
>not cooking your own food
>not making large batches of food for the week
step it up
>>5636951
teach me to mascara ty
>>5636946
I'd put my bratwurst in your warm crusty pitta if you know what I mean ;)
>>5636938
I want to maybe go suporn in a year or so, maybe. idk about the cost, plus flights and stay and general stuff all in one though, guess i better get saving
>>5636920
Don't worry about that potassium, you've got enough salt in you to balance it all out.
>>5636960
IT STARTS WITH ONEEEEEEEE THING. I DONT KNOW WHY. IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YA TRY. KEEP THAT IN MIND I DESIGNED THIS RHYME TO EXPLAIN IN DUE TIME...ALL I KNOW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP-bAlOJzWc
>>5636959
That would be too much like work.
I want a gf to love just like this.
>>5636973
>linkong park
pls
>>5636973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuv4KScAYlk
>>5636943
How in the flying fuck do you expect me to make pocket ravioli otherwise?
>>5636962
pls do lick :3
Girls, will Nair still work if I have male hair patterns on my arms and legs?
>>5636981
LOL ok on a serious note
omg. masacara is super easy. you just literally scoop your eyelashes.
where do you struggle at?
>>5635987
>kayla wants to be forced into sex to feed a drug addiction?
hot trap manga/10 will read right now again
>tfw out bra shopping
>tfw got the hardest erection I've ever had in my life while shopping
I thought o wasn't agp ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cu2Uys_cBUU
>>5636948
true but the whole "muh anime rage" and sports part doesn't rly fit
>>5636949
np :)
>>5636968
>idk about the cost, plus flights and stay and general stuff all in one though
surgery : 550k THB
hotel : 1,2-1,4k THB pre night (depending on how long you stay in total)
internet at hotel : 5k THB perma iirc
internet at hospital : 500 THB
food : 100-1k THB / day (breakfast is included with the hotel and cheap restaurant around the corner like 60 THB for a big bowl or rice)
flight : paid like 600€ for two-way direct but can probably get cheaper than that
>>5637001
>"muh anime rage"
you used to hate anime
>>5636995
nah its like i cant stop like my instinctive nature to close my eyes whenever something is near them, its the same when i try to do eyeliner.
so i just sit there with my eyelids spazzing out then i poke myself in the eye and give up
>>5637003
i dislike it but I don't mind if other people watch it
just hate it when people try to push it onto me
>>5636982
>>5636982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj_d8DlZ-Jo
>>5636986
By buying a large bag of frozen ravioli, a jar of whatever sauce you want and its about as cost effective, if not cheaper, and eating it doesnt make you want to die
>>5636993
yes, just not perfectly so leave it on for a little bit longer than they recommend
It might not get it all at once, so you might have to do it again later
>>5637006
LMAO you're too cute remy.
>>5637012
>Not making the sauce from scratch
tf is up with u ......
>>5637006
Ok you sound like me first starting out almost a year ago now.
it just comes with time. Number one take it very very slowly. there is literally no reason to do it quickly. if you have to be somewhere just wake up earlier. i wake up everyday at aroujnd 7-740am even though my classes don't start until 9:35.
Start in the corner closest to your nose. When doing it the other way i notice that the other half gets clumped as i try and get the inner part of my eye.
Are you using your dominant hand? once you realize you are in control you will feel much better. get closer to your mirror maybe as well. Also make sure your eyes aren't too dry. this fucked me up in the past when i hate excess light shining in them.
>>5637010
its like I am 13 again
>>5636125
oh my god lily
>mfw
>tfw talking to this weeaboo 6'4 black guy with huge forearms and an afro
I'm kinda intrigued by this guy. I actually feel like I could be comfortable with him because he seems so big and masculine but nonthreatening enough with his weeabooness.
I always get afraid that guys will hide me from everybody in their life cause I'm a transgirl, but this guy just seems like socially deviant enough to not give a fuck about other people and be with me.
Ugh I want a tall buff black bf so bad now.
>>5635965
>mommies edition
What a coincidence
>check messages on escorting website
>older dominant woman says she wants to be my sugar mommy
I-I am nervous
>>5637017
>not making the ravioli and sauce from scratch
>>5636986
Raviolli is not hard to make
>>5637026
>not making your kitchen utensils, stove and heat from scratch
do you even cook?
>>5637026
>not growing the wheat and tomato
>not mining the salt
make him cosplay for you.
>>5637035
np ^_^
just now learning the other stuff too. there's so much shit lmao.
>>5637039
thanks for the (You) i guess
>>5637001
how long were you there? in hospital, then hotel?
>>5637045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE
>>5637025
I want that.....
>>5637026
Ravioli is harder to make senpai and not as big as a difference as sauce imo
>>5637044
is that gif u.....
>>5637049
thanks doc.
>>5636125
lmfao perfect portrayal of kayla
>>5637047
hospital : one week
hotel : longer than needed 24 days post op and 3 days pre op
>>5637055
thanks
>>5637050
>i want that
you got that...................sorta....
not-too-rich sugar mommy who loves you very much
>>5637050
i wish....i'd rather look like my sister. which i kinda do in the face. but with higher cheek bones and guy hair.
if based hrt comes through i think i'd look like her.
>>5637068
>tfw your penis is normal
but how did I become trans?
>>5637055
so how much did you spend total roughly?
>>5637065
POST CIS
POST YOU
>>5637063
O-oh....
That's a cute game btw we should play it ....
>>5637023
Ooooo Ernesto
>all these people who want lewd things
>tfw you're immortal and there's no point in dating anymore because every man will die before you
what do?
> Have 8" dick pre-HRT.
> Now 6".
> Don't want to use it, but at the same time I know that if it shrinks any more I'll lose depth.
GAH!
>>5637001
i worked things out and it would be cheaper for me to go to Thailand and get a Suporn vag than if i went private in the uk. its £12k pretty much for everything, including flights. i mean in a choice between having some pretty minimal brow work done and some hair transplanting done on my temples where its already growing back with mones with facialteam in Spain or getting a vag.... I'm getting a vag
>>5637068
uh
I thought erect size mattered more though
>>5637087
sounds like a reasonable decision
good luck and if you have more questions just ask :)
>>5637084
>tfw you just want someone, but you don't deserve them
Anon, I sincerely hope you get a bf or gf
>>5637108
i'm literally going to die, so i hope you get one on my behalf.
>14 months on hormones
>look emo guy boy at the best
welp, i guess they weren't magic after all.
at-least i can't ever have ugly biological kids that want to be girls even if they aren't.
>tfw your parents encourage your little brother and sister to make fun of you
>>5637115
>emo guy boy
oh that's hot, can we go out? ill treat and love you like a girl obviously, the emo thing is just a bonus for me
>>5637105
a couple of ppl i know have your skype i think so i might ask them to pass me it so i can say hi and ask more stuff in future
>>5637078
>>5637072
here's my sister. i want her fucking hair. she doesn't even take care of it that great....
so I downed all the poison
now I wait
>>5637122
i have boobs and im too tall to be an emo boy
>>5637132
shudnt post your sisters IG here its p easy to find if someone wants to be a creeplet i think
also ikr, things you take granted for.
my sister doesnt even know how to take good pictures or pluck her brows.
>>5637136
ketchup isnt poison
>>5637136
wait what
>>5637136
it's good you have dreams kayla
>>5637140
none of those things are cons
i like tits
https://youtu.be/ZZWZRM7n-jI?t=600
>browsing youtube
>random gay shit in the front page because I'm a faggot
>notice thumbnail of a cute chick vlogging
>play video and get stunned
>she looks a lot like my gf and shares the same thoughts about her gender expression
>roll spoopy ufo music
What the fuck pham.
>>5637140
meh it is what it is.
i don't really have much to hide.
pre everything so i just look like a cute boy.
what can they do lmao
>>5637078
i want to lie down next to my best friend and rest my head on his chest
i want him to put his arm around my shoulder and pull me close to him
i want to tell him i love him and him to say he loves me too
i want to kiss him goodnight and fall asleep like this without a care in the world
>>5637150
your gf is hot
and so are you
and you pass
fuck off
>>5637113
Oh. I don't know if I'll ever get one, but thanks anon. I hope your last days are good.
>>5637147
all this cute shit breaks my heart, liz. why you gotta do this to me
>ywnb irl souls-tan
>ywn lick your bfs sword or slather pine resin on it
Okay folks, I did one of those online FFS thingies where you fork over a couple hundred bucks and they do a mockup and tell you all your weak points.
Apparently the only thing I *need* is type 3 forehead reconstruction (though a lip, brow lift, and minor rhinoplasty makes me look 3cute instead of just 100% passable).
Who's the best in the business for forehead fuckery / who should I be looking into? I'm willing to pay out the ass for it.
>>5637167
because only one guy ever did this to me
>>5637113
that's brutal, i'm sorry anon. love goes out to you
>>5637176
> 200$
> for ADVICE
>>5637149
ew. tall emo boy with boobs, gross desu
got huge nose too.
>>5637153
>what can they do lmao
idk some people go really far for no reason at all
>>5637162
But dude muh dysphoria
>>5637174
>pine resin
muh nigga
dat darkmoon blade buff tho
>>5637189
i'm sure i'd date you anyways
>tfw my parents said they're not going to buy groceries for me anymore
I dont even eat a lot. Its not like I like still living here...
>>5637195
it can happen again anon, you just have to keep looking
>>5637188
Some people have too much money
>>5637200
the black one! lol.
i post like black waifu's 95% of the time. cmon now
>>5637188
Not just advice, also graphical mockups of what a bunch of a procedures would look like on my face, what's *needed* and what is optional, etc. etc.
Given that it costs thousands and thousands for these procedures, not getting something done that you don't really need to is a massive waste when that money could go toward SRS instead.
>>5637203
the only guy i want is my ex but he said he'd never marry me.
>>5637190
>I will never be Rickys gf who she secretly wishes she was with someone else
;~;
>>5637215
yeah me neither
life's pretty shit lets kill ourselves
>tfw ywn lick mados boiclit
jdimsa
>>5637136
goodnight sweet princess
>>5637208
how dare you brag about getting fed, do you have any idea how fucking easy you have it in comparison to me? my life is terrible, i wish having too much potassium could be considered a problem for me. you have no idea how hard it is being me. every time you come on here and brag about your easy life it feels like you are punching me in the fucking gut!
>>5637228
don't tease babe it just stings
>>5637229
You are trolling so bad, you have the internet so that means you have enough money for food.
>>5637236
>hasn't seen homeless people that use wifis to post on their phone
lol.
>>5637236
im at the public library you bitch
>>5637236
not if it's parents internet dipshit
>>5637232
Keep your chin up cutieboo, plenty of fish in the sea better than ricky.
i wanna suck a dude's dick
>>5637236
annoyedpepe.jpg
>>5637245
calm down
>>5637245
sameee
>>5637242
if i can't get ricky i can't probably get anyone better
>>5637249
faggot.
>>5637245
wanna suck mine
i just got done jerking off though but i can cum twice
why must kayla come in these threads and brag about her perfect life? doesn't she realize how hard I have it in comparison? doesn't she realize how hurtful it is to brag about having food? why must i suffer while she succeeds?
>>5637247
Why? He's so cute, i just wanna get high and hold his hand ughhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>5637250
That's a pretty low standard :p
She's not that huge a catch, you can score better than that pham.
>>5637253
time to kill myself, this is like an unobtainable goal of passing
>>5637252
say that to my face
kayla please eat more potassium
>>5637253
did you really get so mad at people saying you pass that you had to delete the unsee? fucking trannys these days
>>5637253
S O C A L
O
C
A
L
>>5637253
dude i know who the fuck you are
i have a crush on you for fucks sake
you're cheery cute and easy to talk to and i think you're gorgeous
>>5637253
>https://unsee.
>cc/bunadomi/
lol ur fine. in a computer lab. this guy next to me said "does she go her"
b more confident :3
>>5637132
>tfw look almost identical to my chad brother
>>5637195
I hope so, senpai. Here's to hoping the next week will be full of good vibes for everyone though!
>>5637203
>ywn have this
>>5637236
It's actually easy to be on the internet when homeless desu. There's libraries and public use computers, and if you keep your phone (something that you should really do if you wind up like that), if you had one prior to becoming homeless, then there's a lot of public WiFi spots. I know that's how I talked to my mom a lot when she was homeless a few years back. It's much easier to get internet for an hour than it is to get food.
>>5637263
>time to kill myself
you've been teasing me with this day for so long you little minx just do it already
>>5637263
oh please you pass 10,000x better than me how dare you even complain, i should be the one killing myself seeing as how i have it worse
>>5637264
sit on my face.
>>5637262
i wish i could.
>>5637275
If that pic was you, then you have skin better than any model on earth, in fact I think that was just some cis girl who never seen sunlight
>>5637273
>>tfw look almost identical to my chad brother
i kinda know that feel....okay so i'm actually one of the only boys in my entire family.
on my dad's side he has two sisters. they have like 6 children between them all girls.
then you count my sister. and you go down the tree a bit and even more girls.
it's retarded. like how the fuck did i miss the cut? just fuck my shit up.
the worst part is we all look somewhat similar. so i'm just like..."that should be me...."
feelsfknbadman
>>5637275
you're full of shit mii. it's hard to be your friend when you make me so depressed with your 'ohhh im so ugly and not passable! xD' when i'd kill to be like you.
hey thread, whats going on? hows everyone doing tonight? just starting school work and listening to flaming lips.
>>5637282
that pic was not me i would never post my pic on here because i am so ugly and manly, unlike you who passes almost fucking flawlessly and having boys salivating at the mouth over your miss cock. fuck you for having a better life than me, how fucking dare you.
>>5637273
There is no public wifi here, people think california is updated but most of it is rural as fuck
>>5637285
you think thats bad? i grew up with my mum and 2 sisters
>>5637287
who is mii
>>5637294
JUST
We just going till the world ends but with no new thread yo?
