tfw no Spanish bf
>>5607876
Spanish or Hispanic?
>>5607889
Spanish or white Hispanic with Spanish heritage(which is pretty the same)
>>5607876
Why that looks shopped as fuck?
>wanting a manlet bf
Untermensch, Slavs and Germans are the only way to go..
>>5609454
>Slavs and Germans are the only way to go
I'm a Slav
t. OP
>>5609514
that wud involve standing up + moving
t b h did consider cropping my face out but like someone probably would have got in a pissy about that too
>>5609544
>my face when I see those beasts
>>5609554
im spanish i can be your bf
>>5609582
Well, you can teach Spanish here
>>5609598
sure, what do you want to know?
>>5609612
Are you handsome?
who wants some papafranku's dick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL7Ok-jzGjE
>>5609617
a bajillion euros
So am I supposed to be psychic to find /gg/ next time post it in the title fag
>>5609566
trip on swede
>>5609648
we finna try to keep you out tbqh
>>5609619
I'd take it, but let's be v clear here, he's a giant tease and not worth the chase. Kind of like majority of vapid sluts on /gg/. Not worth it.
>>5609659
But I don't want to be a bottom.
t. 175
>>5609668
>not wanting to bottom for Ann's superior heterosexual dick
Are you fucking gay or something?
>>5609676
>Ann's superior heterosexual dick
This meme is more forced than the Straight Poo meme.
>>5609659
ur pretty much retarded full stop
>>5609676
>heterosexual dick
You mean the bent dick of a literal cuckold?
I'm very curious, but why do some tripfags nonstop thirst over other tripfags but don't ever actually hook the up and shut the fuck up????
tfw they ruined my thread
>>5609707
175 is actually 5'9
>>5609707
Forgot pic
>>5609708
you're thread was confiscated by the order of the gay fascist futurists. please grab a manifesto by the door.
>>5609714
You're quite right, it's like 5.7something feet which is ~5'9". Even less to worry about.
>>5609726
Why would anyone ever sleep with Ann? Literally a twink roleplaying as a top on some taiwanese traitor board LOL
I'm half Spanish (Galician) from my dad's side, Is that good enough?
>>5609707
>allot
. lol
>>5609726
>he'll just wander off and find some woman
That worked out so well for him in the past.
>>5609737
Yeah, hook me up with your father.
>>5609741
I hope you don't mind his diabetes and snoring
>>5609750
tbqh it's fine as long as he doesn't visit 4chan
>>5609737
And Indian from your mother's side?
>>5609763
>. lol
AURGH, IT BURNS.
>>5609763
Twunks are pretty massive in comparison to you Ann. Maybe it's the angles you take photos in, but you're easily twink category. Which is fine, I'm sure many are into twinks.
fuck you whoever said i looked like kayla btw
just found pics in the archive ewh
I'm, uh, like 1/16ths spaniard of, uh, some part of spain
Mostly northern south american, though.
>>5609805
why are you still here
i gotta try this
https://imgur.com/gallery/1AcGbkf
>>5609817
>Calling me a kiwi on Australia Day
Not today, cunt. You can't ruin my spirits.
>>5609781
You wish
Spanish men are hot.
>>5609845
>Australia Day
A whole day? Moving up in the world.
>>5609849
Are you qt?
>>5609871
No, I got the crap genes, imagine a balding Josh Gad
I have had sex with most of the fem trips ama
>>5609869
We are a strong and proud country!
I don't plan on going outside until nightfall, but I've already had my first beer. You can join in the festivities too, Australia Day is for everyone!
Except those filthy Lebbo cunts.
Who made this shitty gay gen?
>>5607876
>tfw spanish instagram husbando closed his account
I knew I should have downloaded every single pic of him but he had like 900 and I'm lazy
;-;
>talking to new guy
>brings up weed and asks if I do it
> fuck, not again
Weed is the worst drug
>>5609907
He's too tall, I'm into qt manlet Spaniards
>>5609903
Just without the money, although I do work for a law firm
>>5609895
I'll make sure to make my friends drink a round to Australia, the best Nation in the Southern Hemisphere.
>Step your game up New Zealand/South Africa/Brazil.
>tfw no deaf bf to talk dirty to me
>>5609920
>tfw no overly chatty deaf bf to handcuff to the bed, when he talks to much.
>>5609914
>be Spanish
>look like Jew with a balding head
>>5609915
That's the spirit, drink up with your buddies!
>>5609911
>too tall
he's like 5'8"
>>5609920
>tfw no blind bf to trick into thinking I'm cute
>>5609935
Lol then he must have a very long corpus and short legs
>>5609909
ffs why is everyone so judgmental
it helps me sleep and i like the way it feels + tastes leave me aloen
>>5609952
idk he looks pretty well proportioned
>>5609969
ive been in that beach
>>5609987
lucky you
I wanna go there and pretend I'm drowning
(he's a lifeguard)
Holy shit, how is this supposed to be the gaygen
>people in 2016 are still underestimating the brazilian gods
>>5610005
It's pretty fucking gay, now that you're here.
>>5610023
brazilian white top kek
R8 my introit
>>5610040
t. "White" argentinian
I came out. Anyone want the story? I'm actually kind of shaking still.
>>5610047
Shake your way off a steep cliff.
Would you?
>>5610047
omg!!
spill the deets!
>>5610002
Is he a fag?
>>5610051
nah maybe when he's done with the drugs familia
>>5610066
>noone even knows
>wearing weed pyjamas
pick one
>>5610025
I guess I'm okay with this.
tbqh twunks are the now and the future
>>5610072
i have weed undies and they were part of a multi-pack
just stahp kk
>>5610053
>Dad wants to take me to dinner so I figure I should actually come out.
> Call him up and ask if it's alright I bring my friend Debbie cause I need to tell him something
>He says its fine
>I go and pick her up and meet my dad at this really nice local place
>I'm already really nervous and stuttering some when I talk
>We sit down and order the food having general chit chat about our days and stuff
>The food gets here and we're eating in silence
>"Dad I really need to tell you something, and I brought Debbie for support since this has been bugging me for a while that we haven't told you."
>When I said we I guess he thought that I asked her to marry me since she's been my best friend since 5th grade.
>"No dad... I'm gay."
>He puts his fork down and sits there thinking for like 3 minutes. It honestly felt like an eternity.
>Finally speaks up and asks if I'm sure it's not a phase
>"I've been out publicly since I was 15 I'm sure it's not a phase." (By that I mean I was a slut since I was 15.)
>"Well I don't think you know what you're talking about, maybe you shouldn't tell anyone since you can't be sure at 19."
>"Oh."
>We finish eating and I awkwardly pay and leave with out saying bye to him.
What do I do guys I don't think he likes the thought of me being gay.
>>5610091
RIP slut
good riddance
>>5610091
>ive been a slut since i was 15
details on that?
>>5610091
Doesn't sound like he's a fan, no. He may come around with time. Good for you doing it.
My parents were nicer but they gave me the phase line too. Whatever happens now it's on him, not you....
Other than the hiv and subsequent financial ruin it will bring upon him should he choose to support your treatment. Whore
>>5610091
slap his mum up for being such a self-absorbed bellend
>He puts his fork down and sits there thinking for like 3 minutes.
likeee really tho..do some fucking parenting and stop thinking about what this says about you omfg
>>5610088
>weed undies
vaguely curious
>>5610103
Umm well I was always coming on to guys and stuff and partying and getting felt up and stuff and then I eventually lost my virginity to an older guy at a summer camp by the lake.
Jogging had my butt really hurting.
I think maybe has to do with upping my lifts.
Still feeling wobbly and hurt but its kind of nice, actually
>>5610122
j e l l y
>tfw 18 and never been to a party that lasted past midnight
i just have too much work...
>>5610051
>He's wearing a cross necklace
My dick.
>>5610128
Take some time off drop some E and have a good time. But don't do what I did and get to into it.
trannies and kids leave /gg/ and go back to neopets or some shit goddamn
all sorts of cuties on campus today, im getting antsy. i wish i could pounce on one.
I just had some water.
It was okay I guess.
It's water.
>>5607889
Hispanic is not PR. They prefer to be called Latinos
>>5610230
so long as its not water from flint Michigan you should be fine
also your post reminded me of David Foster Wallace's This is Water
>>5610237
who cares how are they prefered to be called?
>>5610245
Southern California's tap water is also notoriously bad
>>5610247
>>>/pol/
or
>>>/trash/
you choose how to exit this no racism zone
>>5610230
Is everything in your life just "okay"?
>>5610253
>>5610229
calling the police on you honestly.
>>5610250
Exactly that's why I said hispanic used for every single person in central and south america is politically incorrect because they are Latinos. The only hispanics are people who were born on hispanola, What is now known as Haiti and Dominican Republic.
Why don't you read before you get so defensive you cock guzzling freak
>>5610263
for why
>>5610270
literally wanting to pounce on freshman when you're at least 35 now
c h i l d
s e r v i c e s
>>5610262
is this a california thing?
i only started doing this once i moved here, not i only drink bottled water
>>5610269
>implying that people live on Hispaniola
Nice try, anon. Everyone knows it's an uninhabited wasteland, just like Venezuela.
>>5610230
>tfw sp is slowly becoming a musclebear
>>5610281
Hey.. </3
>>5610281
http://www.diffen.com/difference/Hispanic_vs_Latino
>>5610285
Very slowly, but yes.
>>5610280
I drink filtered tap water
but in SoCal I would only drink bottled
your guy's water is undrinkable imo
>>5610303
we have a filter on our tap and i still won't touch it idk why, i think deep down i'm paranoid that it was contributing to me getting hellacious tonsilitis last year (but that's probably unreasonable)
>>5610295
>tfw jupp and sp will never inject testosterone into each others butts
;_;
>>5610303
>I drink filtered tap water
Oh my god, I can't with this fucking queen. I can't. I literally cannot even right now.
>>5610303
>filtered tap water
those zero water and brita bullshits only disguise the taste. The tap water you're drinking is going to keep you a man.
>>5610307
The future will be only 3 classes in college called "Google 101" and "Google 400" and for graduates it will be "Google 800".
I'm on well water with a significant iron content, actual city tap water tastes odd to me but it's fine. It's just water. Anyone who only drinks bottled when the tap isn't actually polluted is a prissy bitch.
>>5610323
I wish Google 101 was a required course now. So many people don't think to find information on their own and it's sad.
>>5610323
I got put in Bing 101. Does this mean I'm retarded?
>>5610303
We have a great filter. Get off your high horse. Just because we share a border with mehico doesnt mean we share water with them
The straight tap is worthless though i'll give you that
>>5610344
where in california are you?
going to lake ontario to drink some water boyz
wish me luck
>>5610342
yes it's a prereq to Google which is far superior grade level, but you can only take Bing classes at community colleges.
>>5610342
Bing?
>>5610351
An hour up the coast from LA
>>5610366
at least he didn't say Yahoo
>>5610377
No that's also on my curriculum. Also something called AOL. I really wish I knew what any of this meant!
>>5610381
Good lord, next thing you'll tell me is you're also enrolled in "Myspace 201"
so, I've had a bit of a situation which has lead me to re-evaluate what I want from a relationship and after being so sure that I was going to spend the rest of my life with a Man, something about that just seems off to me...
Like I haven't had feelings for a girl in about 5 years. But right now I'm so uncertain about what I want from my future.
I feel like I'm some sexually confused teen again.
>tfw pedobait
>tfw no qt 20-somethings hit on me because i look like a stupid little kid
ffs
>>5610397
come to socal and youll get it
>>5610400
t. Obese man in Montana with a deformed baby face
I NEED MORE CATS
>>5610408
Why would anyone willingly go to socal tbqh
>>5610416
here
http://i.imgur.com/5FGklgI.jpg
ITC: Ho is a bag
>>5610423
I already had that happen to me yesterday and it didn't bring any more cats to my garden. It just made my man happy
Have you fags upgraded your man yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nr8hPnZfMU
>>5610434
cum is all you need cats are a waste of resources
Like a week late to this but, hey, I found my test results
>>5610444
what is the website?
>>5610441
Tell that to princess.
She's such a bitch, she's visited me 5 times but she's too exclusive to show me her face
>>5610444
oh hey i remember when gaygen took this test back in the day yo
>>5610442
>socal is amazing
pinocchio
>>5610451
Maybe that is her face.
>>5610463
i wish i was lying. maybe all the dumbasses would go back to their fucking hickvilles
Aw man Kyler Moss blocked me what a schmo.
>>5610469
What's great about it?
>>5610444
I can't remember what I got, but it was something like 90% dominant/sadist/degrader.
>>5610449
p straight forwards
it's called bdsmtest.org
>>5610459
Yeah people were sharing their results a while ago and i really didn't wanna re-do it
but then i just thought about it again and realized how to easily find the results again
That test puts exhibitionism a lot lower than i feel like i like it, tho
>>5610468
She's so coy
>>5610476
Probably why we get along so well.
>>5610480
Just put the ritzy bits out. Tubs hasn't turned up yet. Weeeeeee
>>5610486
Found it, it's not as extreme as I thought.
92% Dominant
88% Rigger
81% Degrader
70% Vanilla
64% Brat Tamer
58% Master/Mistress
58% Voyeur
48% Primal (Hunter)
48% Switch
47% Sadist
40% Owner
29% Daddy/Mommy
26% Ageplayer
24% Submissive
17% Degradee
14% Experimentalist
8% Rope Bunny
7% Exhibitionist
6% Girl/Boy
5% Masochist
5% Slave
5% Brat
4% Primal (Prey)
2% Non-monogamist
1% Pet
It was a pretty stupid test though.
>>5610496
>70% vanilla
fuck outta here with that, you and your schlepp GO
RRRREEEEEE
>>5610494
>hollywoof
Is this a reference to hollywood fuzzy qts or completely accidental
>>5610496
You know, pretty much figured vanilla would be a bit up higher for you but it's higher than I guesses.
I don't mind tho, seeing your shy humany bits is still pretty cute.
Straight up tho but that test is actually pretty lame, yeah
>>5610505
wasnt accidental at all bb
http://49.media.tumblr.com/f2606895ad6ca92db53a8c9e4aeea30a/tumblr_ncajpeAmIX1tljkx5o1_400.gif
>>5610496
Mine was mostly vanilla and I think the most degenerate it got was bondage/rope shit
>>5610519
I've always wanted to try that
>>5610512
>>5610501
>>5610522
I don't really know how it calculates vanilla. Harmonist got something like 97%, and he's a depraved foot fetishist.
>>5610494
Skype is good. This reminds me that i never added irish or ann and now i feel bad ;_;
Somebody poast their personal info pls
>>5610531
weird
I know my vanilla score was high because I I have next to zero sex drive and I find cuddling more interesting
I only get interested in weird/degenerate shit when I'm high I think
why is gg so degenerate that they can't even properly make a thread familam?
>>5610531
Yeah, I don't get it.
It's not like i'm being hunted down and fucked predatorily -every time- I have sex.
And I like hand holding and keeses and cuddling and romantic showers just as much as the next person.
Half of the questions beg or are loaded, too
>>5610562
the other one isn't even at bump limit
like who messed up that badly
>>5610444
...I Really need to get on Fetlife.
>>5610562
Can.. I add you, Dread? </3
>>5610577
Yyeess, FriendGET
>>5610577
I should start charging for my GOAT taste in men and blessing everyone's eyes.
>>5610528
http://41.media.tumblr.com/e9b672d8fb59314d69a4fee3b0a54fdc/tumblr_nck8nfuEWV1sj9aa7o1_1280.jpg
I took the dumb test and got unsurprising results.
>>5610562
Can I add you RedDaddyRevolver?
>>5610562
>tfw thinking of close-mouth kissing and holding hands with The Kleppe
S-stop, you're making me feel butterflies.
>>5610573
I don't think I could get anything in the high 90s, because I'm always hesitant to answer at the extremities of those scales. Especially for those dumb political compass things.
>>5610606
https://41.media.tumblr.com/8a2fcd529d3f37d37bd31ccb6dfcd0a3/tumblr_o0by3mbdkS1u4icebo1_1280.jpg
tbqh this chest is goals
he shouldn't have shaved so much though
Kind of surprising.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIts2uzVqB8
>>5610624
i dig the skin tone with the dark hair. I've fucked a guy with that combo but he didnt have that mascularity. I have bigger chest goals in mind.
>>5610642
The contrast is rare because people tend to just tan, which is unfortunate because the contrast is godly.
>>5610625
Added u. Let the strining along commence
tfw i'm the least degenerate gay in this thread
>>5610656
nah
that's me
I bet you like feet or armpits tbqh
>>5610656
>tfw I'm going to fill your rectum with soft serve vanilla ice cream
>>5610665
>tfw no bf to eat ice cream out of your ass
>>5610688
you don't need a bf for that
>>5610676
>>5610688
;]
>>5610692
SLUT.
>>5610688
is it normal for you to add someone on skype then not be online to say hello. im trying to see that bussy
>tfw internet is down
I cant take this someone help me
>>5610662
>I bet you like feet or armpits tbqh
I like these, but I'm also a firm believer in monogamy and not being a total slut so I feel it cancels my gross fetishes out.
>>5610721
literally a delusional degenerate t B q H
>>5610692
>>5610697
That's not something you do with some rando from Grindr. Shoveling ice cream into your bussy and then having it eaten out while you cry about how cold it is, that requires deep love.
>>5610714
[Can't wake up]
>>5610656
Hun, that would be me:
>never ever drink
>never ever smoke or do any drugs
>never ever go to degenerate parties or any parties really
>excellent student
>kissless virgin who has never put anything up his ass or used any toys
>the only fetish I have is for men in suits
>>5610734
I'll be your man in a suit but you have to slap me, and potentially choke me unconsciously while fucking me tbqh
>>5610736
Lol I couldn't hurt anyone
>>5610734
literally me apart from the suit thing.
>>5610730
>>5610736
>pic related
>>5610744
pic related, me forcing you to watch the endeavor
>>5610745
I don't even know what that is. nor do I want to know desu
>>5610749
it's an asian finally opening her eyes tbqh exactly what it looks like
>>5610740
Even better, I'm kind of into persuading
>>5610752
makes sense.
>tfw sp's babybelly is growing
>tfw I keep sperging out in front of the guy I like
there's no hope for me.
>>5610781
>mfw the baby's first words are "g'day, mate"
>>5610800
same, but we'll find bfs in sovngarde, young nord.
I just got my first thirst blog message on my porn tumblr
>>5610040
No one said anything about white
>>5610833
your parents would be so proud, you're really going places.
>>5610839
lol, my mom possibly maybe
But as if i'm making porn for my parents, geeze
Pretty gross, anon.
>>5610853
>M-maybe daddy will finally notice me!
>>5610859
>you can call me james franco
If you can't do this you've failed as a bottom
This is your Senpai fact of the day (tm)
>>5610968
Is that supposed to be hard to do?
Are people really this inflexible
>>5610971
Yes lots of people can't even touch their toes
Congrats on being a good bottom
>>5610978
I can't touch my toes. Is this life trying to tell me that I need to be a top?
