What's the best way to romance a butthole, gaygen?
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IF YOU POST IN THIS THREAD YOU WILL DIE THIS YEAR
first for tops really have no idea how great it feels for them to literally just rub their head against the bp
>>5605294
tranny here
thank christ, bring it on
>>5605270
Would you fugg me as the #1 Star Prize For Outstanding Achievement then Senpai?
Please?
>>5605303
Idk post more butt
Someone in a thread a while back was describing the feeling of having a beard rubbed against their bp. I need to get myself a bf and experience this feel.
>>5605294
noice
will I get laid this year or nah
I've never been that crazy about being rimmed, but I have to admit that it apparently works very well when done right. Like, I think I'm relatively tight because it's often hard to get a finger in, but when a guy's rimmed me for a while he can suddenly get it right in and it surprises me how good it feels and how little it hurts and then I even actively start wanting it and will end up riding him without him having to insist on it. Crazy, man, crazy.
I fell asleep from 5-9 and now I can't sleep.
Gotta be up at 8.30.
urgggggggggg
why the fuck can't I find feminine guys who are into masculine guys anymore
why do fems want to date other fems
this is bullshit
>>5605316
because fems are great
>>5605316
Because masc4fem = str8
Breeders raus
>>5605316
literally what LMAO
>>5605321
women dont have cute penises I can suck though
>>5605288
lik dis:
http://49.media.tumblr.com/fa4c9058794cb2cc4383cc6789572b45/tumblr_mvapmj2oOl1s8jy83o1_400.gif
why the fuck can't i find masc guys who are into autistic guys anymore
why do mascs want to date other mascs
this is bullshit
>>5605316
I'm not super masc, but I've kind of hopped on the bandwagon here, too.Maybe didn't think I was good enough for twinks, but now I maybe don't care.
>>5605335
Biscum raus
>>5605342
lots of masc guys are autistic
>>5605316
i am fem4masc tbqh
I don't really understand the stigma against hook ups. Safely practicing sex is a good, natural thing in my opinion. Straight guys don't get shit for trying to pick up girls, and anonymous, drunken one night stands seem far more risky than a hashed out, consensual fuck, especially when you can pick and choose the guy and get to know him through the app before committing to anything. I reckon getting experience is going to be good for your sex life with your partners/bfs in the future. You don't want to just be lying there like a flannel, or fumbling about trying to figure out where it all goes on your wedding night, do you?
>>5605351
tbqh I was meming but no there really is no autistic mascs, socially slightly shy but otherwise no
and the ones that are tend to be into trannies with dicks that look like those RAT 6 mouses.
>>5605306
Good enough for you Senpai? Pleeaaaase?
>>5605357
lmao /r/creepypasta material F A M
>>5605356
your kind is slowly disappearing and I am worried
>tfw no fem bf to refer to as my gf
>>5605361
It means "Get out!" in German.
>>5605361
>>5605363
Incorrect tbqh just look at fit
>>5605368
body of a child
>>5605376
tbqh fit is just a bunch of fatties stealing others photos, posting about how their squats did wonders while they're slurping on Doritos Ramen
>>5605366
>tribal armband
kind ruined
>>5605368
Blue board young man
bit twinky desu you should squat
does fem = twink?
or does "twink" only describe physical attributes and "fem" describe mental?
>>5605388
>>5605366
how the fuck does one get straight pubic hair? Is he some kind of asian freak?
>>5605396
the latter
fem does not always equal twink
some bears are really fucking fem for example
>>5605388
If I made you a coffee cake would you dick me? Just a little?
>>5605399
keep it short. Mine is about 1cm atm and it looks straight like that guys. Maybe a little shorter than his.
>>5605408
>>5605408
>Twinks can be boyish or fem
they can be boyish but not masc
>>5605399
Looks like he shaved it before and it's growing back. Mine looks similar when mine starts growing back til it starts to curl again.
>>5605399
mines straight?
I'm of mediterranean heritage.
>>5605403
Okay so I could describe myself a masc twink, then? Is there a market for that?
>>5605414
sp your tum is growing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjPqsDU0j2I
>>5605412
I hope my tiddies won't be that hairless
>>5605420
idk if I would go THAT route
are you actually masc acting or are you just not as flamboyant as fems?
>>5605357
w-what if you never did "it" and you want to save yourself for that special one so that right after it all fails with him you can do hook ups shamelessly unreservedly?
>>5605371
>I am worried
don't be anon. i am sure there are many fems 4 mascs outside the internet. you just have to look for them harder
>>5605425
I go full gay for this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFljpJdYRKM
>>5605424
Stress eating, another sign of Juppy's abuse.
>>5605424
>>5605294
I live fuckin' dangerously
>>5605431
That is EXACTLY me
I just want to have one "normal" fuck and then I can do what I want
>>5605426
>>5605414
uumph
>>5605428
Maybe I'm not super macho, but I play sports and go to the pub and lift weights at the gym. I just happen to be 5'8, slim, and oh so smooth.
>>5605445
why you teasin me w tiddies
>>5605435
HA!
>>5605314
>tfw orgasm from rimming
If your man can't do that, just leave him.
>>5605451
You can call yourself a twink if you desire, just stay away from masc/fem labels for the time being. If people ask, just explain your preferences in behavior.
>>5605437
there's nothing wrong with being a chub, it just means jupp has more to love :)
>>5605452
>>5605460
Oh, don't worry. Outside of the internet I never use gay labels. I think they're gross and derogatory. Why do we take pride in placing ourselves in categories based on porn?
Thanks.
>>5605432
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11A8JZ-RDDo
>>5605452
Senpaaaaiiii
dick meeee
I will make you a post-coital cake if you do
>>5605472
>Why do we take pride in placing ourselves in categories based on porn?
Well, it does make finding what you like a bit easier.
>>5605487
Can't you just use your eyes? When do you ever filter humans?
>>5605456
I'm relatively orgasm shy. Always has to be hand, and until like a year ago (after being with probably around 80-something people before that, Idgaf) it had to be MY hand. I wouldn't blame anyone for not being able to make me orgasm from that. One guy made me "cum" from touching prostate manually once, but it was like weird flaccid ejaculate and it didn't feel like much.
>>5605475
Ok but you gotta make it in a lil baker hat and an apron and nothing else
>>5605469
He is way to muscular to be anal taking bottom.
>>5605506
>>5605445
good god
Forgot to put my trip back on.
>>5605497
I feel you on that. Other guys can get me to cum, but I'm generally so anxious during sex that it can be hard to relax enough for it, besides that they usually end up bruising my poor little plantain. Prostate orgasms are very nice, though.
>>5605495
Sure, you can use your eyes or you can just take a glance at the labels and immediately see if you like/dislike it. Both work just as quick.
>>5605444
yeah i am just this old fashioned
i also believe in soul mates lmao
>>5605506
The muscular manly man is the top while the girly looking effeminate man gets pounded in the ass as a bottom.
This is basic gay sex 101.
What do you not understand?
>Tfw just came and now feel icky about rping with Senpai
Feels weird to have been lewd with a flabby internet creep.
>>5605539
>The muscular manly man is the top while the girly looking effeminate man gets pounded in the ass as a bottom.
I'll never be the effeminate man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OLUSELxFok
>>5605506
>>5605549
Is that a guy?
>>5605549
you should try 'mones and sexy dress. they do wonders
>>5605561
Yeah basically.
I hate Sufjan Stevens
>>5605567
I really want that guy to fuck me. That's exactly the type of person I'm attracted to.
Provided a flat chest and a functioning penis.
>>5605567
I thought she fully transitioned already.
>>5605587
>functioning penis.
would a realdoe count?
sometimes i think i will NEVER be as goodlooking as i want to be no matter how hard i lift
ive never even been asked out before
>>5605590
She fully transitioned only when she started fucking that country boy.
>>5605568
Good point. Boggah likes him, but he's boring as to me. I hung out with fans, and they generally seem reasonable, so I had this facade of respect for a while, but nah. His lyrics are the boringest bore and his music is exactly what I'd expect.
>>5605600
That's not a functioning penis then, right?
>>5605587
I'm really not sure how retarded you are to not know who that person is?
tfw when you're squatting, trying to maintain new PR and maybe keep bumping it if you think you can and the bar slips right onto where he bit into you
Hurts good but holy fucking shit ow it hurts tho
>>5605619
well there's plenty of fags around here who think sucking on dick is perfectly heterosexual behavior if it's attached to a guy with implants and a wig, so I guess it depends on how delusional you are.
>>5605604
There's always the possibility that people are just shy and want you to ask them out, seeing as you 'lift'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg8i6VQAtq4
>tfw just watched some weird 1960s dutch movie where a qt effeminate dutch boy gets seduced by and falls in love with a male older man
what have i become
>>5605667
you have to be really out of the loop to not recognize gwen stefani though
>>5605667
She was in a huge band..
>>5605667
I mean, I did link her video too. But she is looking a little in the middle of transition these days.
>>5605666
omg how's it called?
>>5605659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OOwoU6acJA
>>5605717
>>If you're not interested in mainstream pop
gwen stefani is the queen of experimental rock
>>5605709
I always prefered Buffalax when it comes to my Indian productions and interpretations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSTUbe0kQsI
>>5605721
looks like an ex of mine
right down to the douchey expression, too
I was in San Diego this weekend
Grindr was blowing up, but I wasn't able to meet up with anyone. =\
>>5605717
>Transition? Is she an ftm now?
Nope, she just looks rough.
>>5605717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR3Vdo5etCQ
I think my mister might've given me an internal wound of some kind on my left nipple piercing when he bit down earlier
It was kind of itchy and sore but now it's like throbbing and on fire
Anybody with skewered nips got experience on this, kind of scared ngl
>>5605728
>Buffalax
Finally someone else who knows what that is. I don't care what everyone else says about you, Jupp. You're not that bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi-nWnJaD-Y
Holy fuck this Cardinals game.
>>5605729
Truly the only goal in life is to get spitroasted by an entire college rugby or football team, preferably both tbqh
>>5605768
Buffalax is some funny ass shit. I love the Benny Lava stuff. Good stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyC1BrQd6g
>>5605763
Sounds like an infection r.i.p
>>5605780
I have those briefs. Now I just need that butt.
>>5605763
you should've iced it down to reduce swelling then do sea salt soaks. don't know if icing it now will help or not but if it's currently throbbing probably. "On fire" as in inflamed, reddened, feverish may be signs of infection.
>>5605777
>Cardinals game
hun this is a gay thread
get outta here with this bullshit! hahaha xD
>>5605708
its actually from 1992 whut
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_a_Lost_Soldier
>>5605806
This is why everyone hates gay people.
>>5605780
Oh, doesn't quite look as much from that angle
Dat ass is pretty nostalgic tho
>>5605797
omg no, dread, don't scare me
Giving it a salt soak right now after the discomfort started ramping..
>>5605805
It's not really too swollen rn although i can tell it's going up and it's giving off heat
Although i was told never to ice a nipple piercing injury
I went to visit the guy who brought me soup from grindr and he bailed. Idk why but I feel sad about that kind of.
>>5605792
More indian funnies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA
>>5605809
... How did you think "For A Lost Soldier" was made in the '60s?
>>5605813
oh shit, you may be correct on the ice nipple thing. just throw it in some salt water with out iodine.
I'm now a tripfag
>>5605833
dude fuck off no-one likes you
>>5605846
I'm not on 4Chan to talk to friends.
>>5605813
Might have to amputate
>>5605843
gay
>>5605843
cute
>>5605817
you sound like you need to find a bf and ditch swinging single scene. it's better left to ppl who have no souls and are rotting from the inside... like senpai.
>>5605843
Hot.
>>5605853
will you be my friend?
>>5605842
Just gonna hope it's scary and it'll be ok tomorrow
It was just scary 'cuz the discomfort ramped up really quick from a low itchy soreness and i started feeling kind of tight from the swelling
>>5605864
I had a fucked up fantasy like that once, it messed me up inside
Also you're the worst, hush
>>5605870
tfw stuck in dat swinging single lifestyle but u just want a qt bee eff
>>5605877
No. Get away I vant to be alone!
>>5605886
go eat a dick then
>>5605870
Nah I like swinging right now
>>5605870
What if you want to swing with the same person and fall in love with each other but not actually date?
>>5605892
I wouldn't be alone if I did that.
I mean, unless I removed a rib or two.
>>5605879
I keed bb
>>5605898
then wtf is your concept of "dating" ?
>>5605823
You might enjoy this. His stuff used to be on youtube but I think Yngwie Malmsteen got his stuff taken down a while back.
http://www.wired.com/2008/02/watch-the-parod/
>>5605898
Sounds like a fwb
>>5605904
Getting to know each other tbqh
>>5605909
Boys with long hair, yes or no?
>>5605909
Fuck Yngwie.
StSanders is incredibly talented.
His Beatles one is just pure incredible music.
His take on Immortal's another nice one: http://stsanders.com/www/pages/videos/band-shreds/sts-immortal.php
>>5605922
lol
>>5605925
Hell fucking yes.
Mid-length to long is godmode.
>>5605925
if masc, yes
>>5605925
Hell no. Makes you look like a total bitchboy. Especially if its in dreads.
>>5605935
.. i forgot that word filters to "senpai"
>>5605935
Yeah but what if I don't want to even go through that phase at all, isn't it a requirement to dating?
Wtf is with every guy on grindr wanting to go bareback? It's like they want me to catch something
>>5605936
>total bitchboy
Say that to muh face, little man!!!
>>5605944
>not wanting to get pozzed
>>5605925
yes provided they dont listen to heavy metal or are dumb hippies
ruined long hair for everyone t b h
>>5605936
Got a problem twinkboy?
>tfw not a cute, smart indie girl who cute, smart indie boys fall in love with
>>5605952
idk
Some guys can really rock it, like that kit harrington dude or viking-looking dudes, otherwise yeah I'm right with you on it looking corny.
>>5605925
Give's you a convenient hand hold which is nice.
>>5605952
>implying you don't want to rub fake butter on my sexy chest
gurl pls
>>5605954
Yeah, and that problem is you.
>>5605964
>there's still time anon
to kill myself?
tru
there always is
>>5605951
Fuck you metal and hippies are both great.
>>5605936
>>5605954
My depression is back.
I'm not sure why my brain can't process being alone the way I want it to. I would rather be reading a nice book, drafting my resume, doing my bodyweight routine, finishing physics assignments, and tidying my room, but instead my brain is bitching that nobody likes to spend time with me and I'm never gonna have real friends, ever, even though everyone likes to spend time with me and I have plenty of real friends.
Like, look at the things I want to do. These are easy and there are only 5 of them. There's no commitment involved in any of them and they have already been broken down into their simplest, easiest forms. It would take maybe an hour to do everything and it would be so easy just to start doing them. I know these things, but I just...can't get myself to do it. Do I have to break them down further into truly insulting levels, like "pick up the book" and "put the new bag in the trash can"? I'm gonna try it when I'm done with this post, but that's even worse - it makes me feel literally worthless, like a baby who can't even do simple tasks.
Less than a week ago I was doing great, and over the weekend my room and car turned into pigsties, my motivation and discipline fell to 0, and I started calling myself names in my head while watching a highlight reel of my most embarrassing memories. I cry for no reason. I'm supposed to schedule another session with my therapist but I keep not doing it and might not even pick up the phone until I'm suicidal again.
Anyway this is a really transparent way to fish for a little attention, so thanks for at least reading through it. I just want to feel a little better and maybe a little less ignored. Maybe it'll catapult me from "huddled beneath a couple of blankets while sobbing inconsolably about my own worthlessness" to something a little more constructive.
Have some butt, feel free to r8 ;D
>>5605992
250mg of citalopram helps with depression m8
>>5605986
I actually haven't seen the second one.
Only the first and the one with that chick from Heroes.
>>5605992
TL;DR, but I can't tell what's going in in that picture.
Are you pregnant?
>>5605992
>Anyway this is a really transparent way to fish for a little attention
pull your underwear down then
>>5606004
i've seen those two, the second, and the one with that guy who i think was a power ranger and those that one z-list blonde who looks like a cheap knockoff barbie of a porn parody version of dolly parton that got left out in the sun and melted a little bit
>>5605992
>wearing underwear under your shorts
probably the source of your depression
just being honest
>>5606016
it's still blue as long as you don't show hole
but there's imgur for that anyway
>>5606016
They're an ssri. It makes your brain stop sending chemicals that give you bad feels or something along those lines.
>>5606013
>>5606020
I guess this does feel a little better...
>>5605972
Say it to my face faggot
>>5606033
slut
>>5606016
I'm reluctant to take antidepressants too, but you should really look into supplements. Pop some D and feel better.
>>5606026
I'm fine with bad feels. It's the lack of energy that's the real killer here.
>>5606036
Kinda hard when you're so far beneath me
oooohh BURN
>>5606040
>Pop some D and feel better.
bantz too easy tbqhfamo
>>5606042
You're 5652.
>>5606040
I'm on anti-depressants and I want to say that they do absolute wonders when you find what works for you.
>>5606043
I haven't noticed any lack of energy with me. My short term memory has gone and shot it's self though.
>>5606012
I might watch them tonight. I love the first one so much.
Apparently they guy who played her cheating boyfriend died of AIDS.
>>5606016
A B O R T I O N
>>5606018
You're a booty.
>>5606047
I'd break you in half bb
>>5606061
Sweet of you to say
>>5606040
I'll try it! The blizzard has trapped me inside for several days so I could be seriously lacking in the Vitamin D department.
Not the kind you get from the sun.
I'm specifically talking about my cock.
>>5606042
for attention ya faggot
>>5606065
Can't get laid. I live in the nebulously defined DC area and there is too much snow to go anywhere. My hyper christian landlord is snowed in with me.
>>5606077
Come on me bro
>>5606092
>>5606077
>>5606099
<3
>>5606080
i didnt ask why
>>5606061
yikes
les the gay cheerleader is like a billionaire now and like aged really well
i love bring it on i've seen it like
40 times
>>5605288
How do you a gang bang to have 10+ dudes splurge all your naked body while they all call you a slut?
>>5606126
is this question in english
>>5606126
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>5606126
wanting very good fuck yes
>>5605992
I don't think I like you very much
you come across as a douchebag in this post
fuck you tb h but don't kill yourself because suicide is not the answer
>>5606150
Eheheh
>>5606153
You know what they say
the bigger they are, the harder they bottom
>>5606078
You're welcome, cunt.
>>5606117
Me too.
>les the gay cheerleader is like a billionaire now and like aged really well
Gayluminati at work.
Come through, reptilian homosexual overlords.
>>5606159
>I want the men
Hey, bb. Sorry, not into fempussy. Call me when you don't look like such a little bitch.
>>5606165
>Hey, bb. Sorry, not into fempussy. Call me when you don't look like such a little bitch.
g o d d a m n
>>5606150
Indians man. There's like a little community of them where I live and some get on grindr and they all type like that
>>5606165
has anyone tried contacting kleppe to warn him know about his obsessed aussie stalker on the notorious 4chan board? im worried about him
>>5606155
Ye I agree it's a really selfish post. "waaaah my life is haaaaaard pay attention to meeeeee"
im not much of a douchebag but acting like an asshole is a great way to feel like a cocky stud ;o
>>5606153
;D
>>5606148
If I do will you post butt in return :')
people vaping has made me realize that smoke is a huge turn on for me
my shithead friends are constantly posting vape vines and it drives me wild
>>5606176
I like Arabs and Persians. They both always make me feel like a little girl even if they're like half my size.
>>5606185
Smokers are great
but vapers I'll pass.
>>5606190
Most guys just make me feel like a horse, and I don't wanna go to the glue factory.
I need help gaygen.
I met I nice guy. He's really sweet and caring and wants to move to bf status... But I don't feel anything. No passion, no romance. Just really numb.
I know I need to break it off before it gets too serious, because I know this will be an issue eventually...
Am I terrible? Just 2 weeks ago I www betting for someone to love me now I won't let them
my plastic surgery is next week
i'll finally be good-looking
>>5606199
You're fine.
Saying no is a good trait.
Just don't be a dick about it.
>>5606190
They weird me out. Like they all speak in broken english and the way the word things is just weird.
>>5606209
And they'll use a fuckton of lines to get laid, and a lot of them seem to be latent hebephiles. Pros and cons.
>>5606217
Or you can just fuck me sir
>>5606182
There's nothing creepy about love!
Plus, there are those dangerous Tumblr grills he has to worry about.
>>5606198
It's just a prank, gurl.
Hope you're having a swell day!
>>5606208
I will, just don't know how to say it without being mean or dumb " it's not you its me" shit
I've never broken it off with someone before.
>>5606201
Good luck anon!
>>5606229
>sir
Fuuuck. You're not playing fair.
>>5606245
>red is gonna convert ann to the masc4mascterrace
yass queen
>>5606232
Midway between a pedophile and an ephebophile. If you're 18, they'll ask you what you were like at 13 or something like that.
>>5606256
An ageplayer?
>>5606255
No, don't encourage that. This is literally sabotage.
>>5606256
>they'll ask you what you were like at 13
oh god this is the worst
I once had this hot dad asking me about my first blowjob and when i first started jacking off and trying to get me to talk about him sucking my dick when i was that young and he was so hot but god damn it was fucking gross and ruined everything
why can't only uggos be into gross things
