Make sure to tape your packages ladies
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like totally stale bread >>5553658
good OP
>>5555452
Thanks, we need more trans puns.
She mail hahahaha OMG nice, I work for fedex legit shemail lol.
/aco/ is an interesting board.
>>5555385
I am a neet princess playing vidya all day
>>5555387
But what's the point if i'm going outside for no reason?
I mean I don't even wear very manly stuff, just need better sizes in some things I think and I don't think I would even wear that different clothes?
Too bad my face sucks so I have to go full kayla to have a chance at passing.
>>5555394
I feel like I should win this since I stay inside every summer and i'm as pale as possible without having some condition.
We don't even have starbucks tho
>peoplewatch
w-what
>>5555419
Feels good tho.
>>5555456
How much an hour? UPS is hiring near me but I am afraid to lift things anymore.
>>5555457
Its pretty much futa central ie. /d/ two.
>>5555463
13.00 per hour I work as a premeir customer service representative I work about 45 hour per week it's exhausting but I rarely get calls so I spend most of my day calling the stations and have them do shit. If you like I can post a link for you to apply.shit there's a vendor location in socal.
>>5555478
Damn that's decent money. Also no thanks, I really don't want to work in that industry, just interested is all.
>>5555440
Go away, fake Kayla.
You should join construction. Make mad money. Meet lots of boys.
>>5555492
im not fake
>>5555420
>>5555435
y'all just need a surrogate
I know its not the same but at least you will be able to have babies with your husbands
http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2015/02/23/babies-with-two-biological-same-sex-parents-could-become-a-reality-in-just-two-years/
Poster who gets >>5555555 will wake up as a cis girl tomorrow.
>>5555499
And that is supposed to convince me how?
>>5555519
I hope its me
It just wasn't meant to be.
>>5555523
who else would use this much ketchup? also I am like the only one here into floral stuff.
>>5555506
no, If I can't give birth I don't want a baby
>>5555519
But they'll still look and sound the same as they do now.
>>5555531
Post a picture with your face in it, then.
>>5555519
rolling for the love of god
>>5555556
I keked
>>5555561
;~;
>>5555556
So close.
>>5555531
lrn2pntnls
>>5555597
thats not a spill, its where I accidentally cut my skin when filing my nail
hi there
Disgusting edition, fucking kill yourself Kyle
I want to watch Kyle get beaten to death by thugs.
>>5556676
hello. sorry i have dialup.
>>5555499
cute toe ring Kayla
>>5556681
im sorry that you have dialup too. yikes.
I will never pass.
I'm so triggered right now I'm going to go punch a hole in my wall. Fuck you kaylor you fucking scumbag.
>>5555506
How do you keep going on? Not trying to be mean but I need to know what keeps you going
I found Elannas favorite video ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDLhFBt8VBs
Greatest train video ever offered.
>>5556690
>>5556687
its ok. what did you wanna watch together anyways?
>>5555478
I'm in socal please post the link :)
>>5556695
star wars
>new digimon game on the vita next month
Yessssss I haven't played a digimon game since digimon world 3! So excited! ^-^
>>5556699
aw. damn it. well i hope you enjoy it.
>>5556699
The new one?
>>5556701
Not you again.
Fuck off already! >.<´
>>5556702
>creepy
>reposting other people's pictures
>>5556702
Elanna a cute
>>5556702
Can you stop posting this gross picture?
We get it, elanna is ugly.
>>5556707
And miss all these free (You)s? (I'm about to go play video games actually)
>>5556708
Fuck off elanna, you're the creepiest tranny here.
u got som pretty eyes doe
>>5556709
I don't think she appreciates comments like that from a lecherous black rapist.
>Is temp still second?
Temp?
>>5556715
>chaser opinions
>>5556715
>not me
come on now.
>>5556708
>>5556720
come to irc and youll know ;)
>>5556715
Kyle and Korra are the creepiest trannies here actually
>>5556724
Much cuter
>>5556721
>says the biggest chaser
>>5556718
lol
>>5556724
I'm going to go to sleep with this picture open on my pillow tonight
>my body will never jiggle like this when I move
>>5556725
>joining irc when boring and unpleasant
n o
>>5556711
>bitterhon.jpg
>>5556730
I like the "elanna is a chaser" meme, it paints me as a lot more forward and outgoing than I actually am
>>5556720
6 hours ago said they'd be back in 12 hours.
>>5556742
Its the hottest new meme of 2016
>>5556747
but i'm the saddest samefag on here.
>>5556739
>damagecontrol.gif
>>5556757
i can honestly say those are horrible pics of her
>>5556757
youre a hon
>>5556768
They are desu
>>5556774
correction WILL BE a hon
2nd pics not bad
>>5556777
nice get m7
>>5556778
youre a crossdresser then, not passable, ugly
>>5556778
>not being a hon from birth
>>5556780
They're not flattering pictures desu
>>5556781
cheers ^^
>>5556786
>tfw the biggest hon to ever be in these generals
>>5556785
but vendetta anon, I'm not a crossdresser either
>>5556789
>looks just as bad
You're doing it wrong
>>5556790
that's me though.
>>5556789
>>5556795
Just 2 really shit and non shit
>>5556797
Nah you can't even compete tbhon.
Even Edgar had a better face than me.
hi i'm home from work
>>5556795
Those are called bones anon
>>5556804
How was work?
>>5556804
Welcome home love~
>>5556806
"The muscles which bend the finger joints are located in the palm and up in the mid forearm, and are connected to the finger bones by tendons, which pull on and move the fingers like the strings of a marionette. "
>>5556804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wmEVk_ldWs
>tfw no bf/gf with their life together to give you the motivation to do more than just transition and break out of your neet ways and do something with your life
>>5556810
I know about tendons. When you cut a bush chicken's legs off you can pull the tendons that stick out and it makes the claws move.
Anyone with psn and have dragons crown? Its really dang fun
>>5556813
I thought you were too manly to do that anyway?
>>5556813
>>5556802
i dunno i think i might out hon you anon. i just look like an underage b& boy desu
>>5556802
Oldkiwiface cleaned up ok
>>5556804
>not posting while you're at work
hi tho
>>5556824
I look like a 30 years old man with boobs.
>>5556826
Does that character suffer any neck damage from that head?
>>5556828
Hot
Pix?
>>5556817
im not >>5556818
>>5556820
if thats what they wanted to do as a way to motivate me itd probably work, i just want someone who genuinely cares enough to encourage me as i put my life back together
>>5556832
>>5556807
tiring
any shift until 11pm is exhausting desu, specially since i've been up since 7:30am
>>5556808
hey sugar <3
>>5556826
i just talk on steam to grace mostly at work, i don't like switching between apps n stuff
>>5556838
Hey weebs
>>5556844
Heya Abby! ^_^
>>5556840
Didn't you say you're a musician? Let's hear some.
>>5556843
It's a self-portrait.
>>5556800
that's my personal bully you leave him alone Korra, I love him
How dysphoria inducing is going back to very short hair? My hair is 30cm long, but I feel that it might be easier to go back to short hair and just style it femininely due to family reasons.
>go to nerd fraternity a little while ago
>peoples are playing sm4sh
>join in
>literally the only one other girl there
>she didn't even play vidya games
>tfw
>>5556845
hullo
>>5556860
You were raised male so you have male hobbies, get used to it.
>>5556857
>him
>bully
are you confused?
>>5556847
Don't talk to me
If you're ugly
>solid chaser opinions
>tfw no drive to have sex or masturbate but still fantasizing about sex every 15 minutes
>>5556857
Oh alright. Weird fetish tho
>>5556860
If it makes you feel better most girls are trash at games soneven ifnshe did play most likely would have been awful. Also besides that what's been up? Haven't seen you around much!
>>5556860
I never played the games with the guys.
>>5556863
married in 2 years to be honest
>>5556874
??? i don't understand. im not "vendetta anon", im just a third party curious how many types of anons you even categorize.
jesus christ the martian fucking sucked
yawn
fuck i hate myself, should i end it?
being trans is so shit
>>5556868
Iktf, it's rough
>>5556881
Oh gawd that sounds awful are you OK??? Did they fix em?
>>5556881
Like it isn't uncommon for people to not be interested in vidya.
You either get it or you don't.
>>5556846
https://clyp.it/cqupjchh
>>5556878
Read the book. Its actually great.
>>5556892
>Read the book
>reading books
yawn, last book I read was an aerodynamics test book, I never want to pick a book up again in my life
>>5556887
>https://clyp.it/cqupjchh
You made this? That's impressive. What's your income from being a musician?
>>5556894
>test
meant text, a text book. Its stupid but before all this transition shit I wanted to work for nasa but I felt like is was a super outrageous and ultimately silly goal for someone with my limited economic and messed up social background.
>>5556894
Some books are amazing, bad books are the worst if you're the type of person who finishes what they started.
>>5556894
>willingly choosing to be an illiterate shitter
I didn't hate you, but I do now.
>>5556878
We already knew you had shit tastes.
Dunno why you felt the need to further confirm that.
>>5556899
Oh gosh for what it's worth i will pray for u. I'll be praying that everything turns out OK!
>>5556906
I'm not illiterate by any means. I am just depressed to the point of extreme apathy, I want to do things that require minimal effort because I learned that effort is meaningless if you are as ugly as me.
>>5556911
not to be an ass, but..
>praying
>>5556895
i've made around $500 from my current artist alias which i started in 2013, over 15 songs so not much money, but they keep selling like months/years after i put them out so it's not terrible
i used to produce pop and hip hop instrumentals when i wasn't even that good which i'd get like $200 a track but it was essentially ghost producing and i didn't get any credit or royalties for it
>>5556913
Well I'll reword that as hoping for the best
>>5556913
Just take the compliment...
>>5556913
this is my 371st Friday alone
>>5556887
wow this is actually pretty good, do you have a soundcloud or something where you post music you've made?
>>5556921
Sometimes Im reminded why being nice isn't worth it most of the time here.
my love for you is like a truck
>>5556920
>>5556921
>>5556926
*tips fedora*
>>5556932
Learn now that this place is a vacuous shit hole that drains the life from people. Don't look for any human decency here. Trust me, these people destroyed my life.
>>5556937
do you want a hug Kayla, lets hug it out
>>5556942
Hugs can't fix what I am now.
>>5556937
Well that's kinda your own fault honestly, you can p easily improve ur life. But yeah it is really rude here 24/7.
I remember when I first came here I would be polite all the time and still got shat on for being fake lol. Now I'm like ehh why even bother they're gonna be rude catty bitches no matter what do might as well not waste my kindness on them.
>>5556937
>these people destroyed my life
Hun you did that to yourself. Why would you ever trip on an anonymous imageboard and be a cunt to everybody. You built your reputation yourself. Now deal with it.
Do you ever get off of HRT, or do you have to take it forever
so here's a question /mtfg/
how long into hrt should i wait until i start presenting? like a year, two years?
how long in did you start presenting?
how long in did you wait to start wearing makeup/get your eyebrows done/wear girl clothes in public?
>>5556932
Just be genuine. I hang out on the discord chat and well... I just do the crotchety thing but generally give all of you the respect you deserve.
>>5556945
>Well that's kinda your own fault honestly
how?
Before mtfg I had a job, I went to college, I attended social gatherings. Now I am a literal hermit in every sense of the word.
You don't think that every time someone calls me ugly, stupid, or tells me to kill myself that I don't take it to heart? That I don't let it hurt me? I take everything that goes on in these threads seriously when its directed to me in a negative fashion. This place shit on my soul and TOLD me I wasn't good enough. I will never live up to the mtfg standard and my life is thus meaningless.
>>5556957
but why would you want to live up to the standard of an anime inspired image board?
>>5556963
Why not? I mean for some reason the pricks that post here are so hyper critical of everything I do that the must be some sort of authority on whats feminine and what isn't, on what is good trans behavior and what is cringey. I mean I felt the blade of these peoples tongues many times to know I will never be seen by anyone as who I am inside. I am a worthless nothing and its only because I am manly looking.
>>5556957
If you dont like it just leave. Like honestly if this place is so toxic to you, find something else to do.
It'll be hard, but just take it one day at a time. Go outside and do things. There are people that will be your friend. I'm sure theres some chaser that would put a brown burlap sack over your head and fuck you too.
If you hate the way things are. Fucking change it because it will never magically solve itself.
>tfw Frenchfry will never talk to you again.
She was local, too. ;-;
>>5556949
I think if you get srs you don't have to take AAs anymore but that's about it. Otherwise it's for life.
>>5556950
I'm personally gonna wait till the 12 month mark. But depending on genetics and how well you pass youncan present female as soon as it comfortable
>>5556954
I'm pretty nice and polite by default but that's called hugboxxing and being fake here. Crazy I know. They're so used to constant negativity that any positive reinforcement is viewed as unwelcome and told to go back to Reddit/susans lol
>>5556957
Your first mistake was taking this place seriously at all. And all that stuff you stopped doing was it own fault. Its not like someone held a gun to your head and made you stop.
I'm ugly as sin and I don't pass at all, but I have a job, lots of friends, I attend college, and frequently go to social gatherings so you can use the I'm a hon thing as an excuse.
i decided not to kill myself today but its nice to see that nobody gives a shit whatsoever
>>5556979
I care, anon.
>>5556977
Ur own fault* You can't use* Fucking auto correct
>>5556972
>If you hate the way things are. Fucking change it because it will never magically solve itself.
It magically changes for all of you. All I have to do is sit in front of my screen long enough and someone will come in here gloating about their latest accolade. Well when will my life begin? I want someone to be sitting at their screen watching my life unfold. I am sick of never getting my day in the spotlight.
You people are freaks
>>5556979
Ideally I'd like for no one here to kill themselves, even the girls I don't like. Everyone deserves to live and be happy.
I'm gettin kinda tired of the whole trans thing, I really hope I can just pass soon and not have to deal with the trans community anymore and just be a normal girl
>>5556977
How can you have any friends if people here call you ugly? I mean doesn't that make you want to crawl up and die? Isn't that the goal of every anon here? To shit on us every day until we give up? I honestly don't see why you go on, you make me physically sick sometimes and I don't know who can tolerate you to be honest. Not trying to offend but mtfg has me believing that mtfs act one way and if its hon behavior then its intolerable and one should isolate themselves from normal people for the public good.
>>5556984
<3
>>5556983
You literally only see snapshots of other peoples lives. Do you think everybody else is just automatons going about business as usual and this is all easy for us?
Come on. Fucking do something about it. Save up money for your egghead surgery. Get plastic surgery. Fucking stop complaining about everyone else and how easy it is for us all. You're so narcissistic to think that you're the only person in the world that has a hard time.
>>5556983
Honestly this post sums up everything that's wrong with you. Ur honestly never going to succeed in life and its because of your attitude. Enjoy being a depressed failure i guess. Your attitude needs to be put in the trash and get an entirely new one cuz I don't see u going anywhere thinking like that .
>>5556983
> Well when will my life begin?
Your life began 26 years ago, and you're letting it pass you by. I did the same, don't feel too ashamed, but do try to live your life already.
>>5556990
iktf
>>5556983
if you want someone to talk to I'm happy to do that but you do need to take what is said to you on this board far less seriously and try and trust your own judgement
>>5556984
They are my freaks.
I love them all.
>>5556998
>but do try to live your life already
So I can be made fun of by everyone? What kind of life is it to be ridiculed? I get that enough online, when I go to face the public's hate in reality I will implode.
>>5556994
>Do you think everybody else is just automatons going about business as usual and this is all easy for us?
Sure, no one here is me, so no one knows how hard it is. My life is hard, others are hard for their own damn reasons. Am I being unsympathetic? You damn fucking right I am because I haven't had a good thing happen to me since I started posting on this shit hole board.
>>5557003
idk if you're quoting ahs or not but if so that was the best season imo
>talking to qt3.14 for a bit
>mentions she's trans, tell her shems cute
>she goes in for a kiss
>I go in as well
>she turns her head away and shyly leaves
>hasn't talked to me since
Did I do something wrong?
>>5557001
>and try and trust your own judgement
How can I trust my judgement when everyone here mocks my clothing choices? Huh? How? Everyone makes me feel like shit because once in a while I want to feel good about myself, I want to feel pretty because I was never allowed to express that side of myself when I was young. Why is everyone here so god damn against me?
>>5557009
cry more trash
>>5556991
>How can you have any friends if people here call you ugly? I mean doesn't that make you want to crawl up and die?
No. Some random bitch on the internet telling me I'm ugly literally does nothing. Her opinion is worth less than trash so why would I get sad? I'm literally never going to see if meet her in my entire life.
>Isn't that the goal of every anon here? To shit on us every day until we give up?
Some anons are nice. But even if that's some of their goals so what. Why be such a weak pussy you let words on a Chinese cartoon forum dictate your life?
>I honestly don't see why you go on, you make me physically sick sometimes and I don't know who can tolerate you to be honest. Not trying to offend but mtfg has me believing that mtfs act one way and if its hon behavior then its intolerable and one should isolate themselves from normal people for the public good.
Lmao. Fuck you to you ugly bitch. I cant stanf you 200% of the time yet here we are. Im comometely different irk thrn i am here. Its a waste of energy to be nice here like i am irl. Stop listening to mtfg memes. There is no tranny committee that can decide what's ok and what isn't. Its *your* life just live it how u wanna.
>>5557009
Nobody can fix your problems for you. Sorry, I wish we could. It's up to you to either try, or not. It's your choice.
>>5557018
You are the trash, and someday you big mouth will get you killed.
>>5557000
You don't know that feel, you already pass based on that story yesterday and that imgur picture earlier. Get out and enjoy your life as a girl.
Top kek, found some anons account from here on imgur and it's full of publicly published photos of THEIR hon face.
Way to make it public.
>>5557009
You seriously are overblowing how much hate trans people get IRL. Just fucking go out in boymode if its such a problem.
>>5557014
As I said why is this place so important to you if its ruined your life. Fucking leave. I only come here a couple times a month at most and its nice to talk to some people, but this is like your universe now.
Just rip the bandaid off and stop relying on this community.
>>5557012
AHS?
>>5557028
>why is this place so important to you if its ruined your life. Fucking leave
Because I hoped I could turn my life around and pass and rub it in the faces of all the fucks who doubted me.
>>5557029
American Horror Story
A WONDERFUL THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY
>>5557023
i don't pass at all
the guy who called me ma'am was probably blind and i was pushing my lips out like a duckface in the picture earlier, that's not how i normally look
plus i still have like 6 or 7 laser sessions to get rid of all my facial hair/shadow
you can't pass with a 5'oclock shadow
>>5557033
Nope. Sorry.
>>5557035
Do tell
>>5557035
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY
Is there any good anime playing this season now that OPM is over? ;A;
>>5557035
You got a promotion,?
>>5557032
Did you ever think that they might still put you down? That no matter what they would find something to mock? The best revenge is living well. You should really just step away if it causes you pain.
>>5557032
Jesus christ. You have to work for it. It doesn't automatically happen. Transitioning is not just taking hormones and waiting until you're a girl. Its way more than that.
Your motivations are awful. I'm going to stop replying because I now know you're a lost cause and trying to talk any sense into you is just me making a mistake. Have a nice life
>>5557049
you know, i didn't even think it was possible for me to hate someone this much to say something like this. but kayla does this to me so much that i'm gonna step away before i have a literal aneurysm. pce
>>5557024
please tell me it's lain
>>5557045
>Did you ever think that they might still put you down?
If say I magically turned into a cis girl I don't think a soul here could put me down, how could they? The entire attitude of mtfg and the fuckers that go here is centered around the idea of passing as an attractive woman, if I could ever achieve that then I would have won and beat them all. So far the top scores here are ufufu and dollface and there is no way I can beat theirs unless I had a million dollars in surgery and bought a male model for a husband.
So I created a family tree
How'd I do?
>>5557057
. . . . .you are a complete lost cause and no amount of talking will pull you out of your insanity. Have a nice life.
>>5556692
I get up
each day is the same
I go to bed
so I have no idea
>>5557063
same, jesus I became you
>>5557019
The consensus is you're an ugly hon.
I want to hug Kayla.
>>5557065
Actually Sheen passes and is a better person in general sonid rate her two tiers higher than you.
>>5557066
Sweet. I'd agree with that.
>>5557057
You could consider dressing normally and not like your aunts, maybe people would think of you as some kinda role model to look up to.
Ufufu was cute but not that pretty.
Dollface knows how to live her life without a care but that's really it.
>>5557069
i want to see her squirt ketchup on miss cock
>>5557057
[email protected] if you have skype send it at that throwaway email
>>5557072
Lewd.
I'd love to be the bf that turns her life around.
>>5557059
How do you even know what nationality anyone past your grandparents is?
>>5557074
you're not worth that much, maybe $10, and thats just doing it out of pity
Kayla your birth sex is not your problem. You're just a spoiled kid with nothing else to do. I wish a mod had the empathy to permaban you so you'd finally leave this place and fix your life. Staying here where you get all this negative attention is not good for your mental health even if it's all just a joke to you.
>>5557072
>>5557074
you sound resentful i'm squirting ketchup on miss cock and you are not
>>5557074
you birk
>>5557082
Not worth doing it for that low. I can get 10 bucks scrapping metal
>>5557063
Did you start losing weight like you said?
Like you seemed really determined, think you have still something left to do for your looks.
>>5557071
>Ufufu was cute but not that pretty.
People in here think Abby or Elanna is cute, so I dunno. Although they're all ugly themselves I'm sure. Ufufu was far better looking than anyone else in here except maybe Elfginger.
>>5557083
Yeh but if she was a cis girl nobody would mind her being bitchy, its normal for them right? :^)
>>5557090
no jormy don't even think about kyle it's the path to insanity
>>5557092
maybe misgendering her here of all places is whats made this situation in the first place
>>5557089
>ufufu
What does she even look like??
>>5557081
My late grandmother used to create family trees listing nation of birth on most of them.
Does Kayla have lewds?
>>5557094
she does it all the time so who cares
>>5557087
yea but the excitement of doing it would bring a temporary reprieve to the monotony you're feeling right now wouldn't it?
the feeling of being a condiment slut~
>>5557089
I always thought she was pretty and cute, she reminds me of Sam from Orange is the new black.
am I popular yet
>>5557095
She has a gothy Zooey Deschanel thing going on.
>>5557099
nothing but winning the lotto or death would change how I am feeling and I lost the lotto so guess what my options are.
>>5557101
Filter by name and tripcode
>>5557095
It sucks when the IRC explodes on you.
>>5557101
It's best to just ignore Kayla. She got all ragequity the other night when she got put in her place, then said she was leaving forever last night. It's kind of a normal thing for her.
>>5557102
looks like hitler in drag desu
>>5557108
why would a lesbian deepthroat cock?
>>5557100
I don't know who that is, but you look like a frog.
>>5557116
reeeee
>>5557112
because she is bi and wants dick