Do you manscape at all?
What do you do?
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tinychat/gaygenrehab
>tfw no bf
Every so often I buzz my pubes down to about a centimetre
>tfw you of Spanish anncestory
>lots of body hair
>tfw going bald too
>tfw virgin too
I have a manscaping question.
I'm a hairy guy, hairy legs and ass. I trim them occasionally with a guard on electric clippers.
But I don't like my lower back hair, it's like pubes climbing up my back, so I hair remover cream it.
This leaves me with a really abrupt line of where hair ends and starts. What do?
Just trim my back pubes from now on or go full smooth ass (if I do that I'll have an abrupt line below my ass where my leg hair begins. Dilemmas)
>>5516893
post cock
>>5516911
No.
:3
>>5516922
Plz
>I like reading comics but I'm still going to be a fucking bitch about it
I think irish boy needs a spanking, probably with a rolled up copy of Invisibles #7
What would you do to get a passing grade /gaygen/?
>>5516922
DO IT WHORE
>>5516953
>tfw theres still a chance for the rugpai power couple
:)
>>5516941
Post cock whore!
>>5516948
Not too bad, but I hate math teachers.
>>5516948
One of my lecturers has a huge cock and he always wears the tightest jeans. My course has a physical aspect too so once he was squatting and like it was all up in the classes faces, bunched together. So awk
>>5516953
>he's not very good looking
I find it funny when 4/10's like you always have an opinion about what's good looking or not.
>>5516964
STICK COCK INSIDE ME WHORE!
>>5516965
you're the awkward fuck for staring. why are you looking at your professors cock? what sort of disgusting, degenerate piece of shit are you?
>>5516948
Study, do my homework, pay attention in class, take notes, ask questions, make sure I get enough play/sleep later.
>>5516964
I have a body groomer which I use for my balls and body hair usually and one for my face which allows me to have stubble etc
I don't think it'll just be fuzz, it's either like stubble or pubes haha
>>5516975
King twinks.... i swear.... Give em a couple extra inches and they think they're running things
>>5516976
I hadn't noticed it desu till it spread round the class like hot news. Once you see it, you can't stop seeing it
humm. I'm gonna get some nice compression leggings from eBay.
Anyone got any recommendations on brands?
>>5516988
What did I tell you about pronouns
>>5517014
*twinkletoed satyr queens of the amazon prime pubeforest... i swear... Give em a couple extra inches and they think they're running things
>>5517025
Much better
Now post boypuss
>>5517030
I'd love to, but it's a ghastly manpoos down there
>>5516984
>I'd personally just want to experiment with the format or other ones
just like all the other hacks
>You can still spank me :3c
if only I was near you I would my love
I'd rub my cock between your asscheeks
I would talk dirty until you blush
ultimately, I would put my X in your Y and also in your Z if you felt comfortable with that sort of thing
>>5516878
No, never manscaped.
>>5517045
I want to be inside dildonics.
>>5517045
thats p rood senpai
>>5517065
t-thanks
>>5517045
I think Alice is a pretty cool guy. I want him inside of me and she doesn’t afraid of anything.
http://i.imgur.com/5EnEL1T
IM HARD AS ROCK RIGHT NOW
NEED BIG FAT COCK IN ME
>>5517108
Do not want
>>5517089
Your welcome baby.
Now let me see your booty.
>>5517112
>>5517113
FUCK OFF
NEED TO CUM
>>5517124
IT'S BECAUSE I'M WHITE RIGHT?
YOU GUYS ONLY LIKE HUGE 12 INCH BLACK COCKS RIGHT?
I have a small penis...but a big heart you will never take that away from me.
>>5517108
It's a boy (probably), congratulations
>>5517126
It's because your fat, your room looks ghetto, and your penis is ugly desu.
>>5517139
>It's because your fat,
How do you know I'm fat?
>>5517116
I don't have a butt, man.
No butts, whatsoever.
>>5517140
Your the one attacking muh cock bitch. Fuck off!
This is gay gen. NO GRILS ALLOWED
>>5517150
Let's see your seven inch senpai
>>5517150
Let's see your cock Irish
>>5517145
>goes to great length just to show his penis and not tumtum
That's hot.
>>5517140
>Grill
>of course being rude as fuck to people's cocks
Im not even gay but YOU NEED TO LEAVE...NOW!
I just want an average looking guy. Why is that so hard to find?
>>5517139
This tbqh desu
>>5517173
Literally everyone on Grindr, for the most part. A lot of gym bunnies but lots of average dudes.
>>5517173
Your definition of average is fucked
>>5517147
You can have my butt~
>>5517180
He cute
>>5517106
>A hack implies I'm stealing from those who came before and copying them, that can't happen if I'm trying something new/original
no. "hack" implies you're shit at writing
also, original writing hasn't existed since written word was conceived of, so it's just dumb to try to push the envelope as if it hadn't been done a million times already
I also wouldn't worry about stealing shit. The best writers in history have always stolen the majority of their work from less-known writers, the difference being that the less-known writers are forgotten and the successful thieves are listed among the greats.
http://m.imgur.com/TPxr98F
Come on y'all. White boys need love in too.
>>5517195
not really
>>5517211
Mines small anyway you don't want it.
>>5517191
okay :)
>>5517211
Cock is cock. You better start sucking on it before I get out my gun.
>>5516878
Lol.
I wasn't expecting that.
>>5517209
Fatty confirmed.
>>5517221
Small cocks yes.
>>5517249
I'M NOT THAT FAT!
>>5517252
I'M JUST BULKING FOR HE WINTER
>tfw spent the last three years being a man
>really just wish I could be a girl that I know I am on the inside
>>5517265
You've lived for three years?
>>5517271
No I was a girl mentally until I turned 21.
>>5517271
>You've lived for three years?
He's an otherkin.
>>5517275
Why'd you "stop" being a girl, then?
>>5517283
idk I manned up and became ultramasculine which is what I am also but I wish I could just be a girl again.
Now im muscular and manly looking and old. I dabbled with transgenderism when I was 17 and 20 I tried to get more into it but trans communities always weirded me out.
>>5517299
Woman trapped inside of a man's body.
>>5517303
>then just go ahead and shoot me dead because there is no way i am going down on that
Why you so rude? What did my cut little white cock ever do to you? ;_;
Show your cock than.
>>5517260
just yanking your chain, sheesh. don't take it so personally
also, I'm pretty sure you can't write anything like Joyce
http://m.imgur.com/cW1giit
Tiny as fuck. Imagine a 18 inch black guy fucking me in the ass.
>>5517332
Nigga. This thread is about manscaping. Do some.
>>5517332
Emm I think people don't live to be 18 inches tall desu
Either that or its paedophilia
>>5517342
I'm a cam whore
>tfw you will never be a tranny
I just want to be a vindicitive sociopath and actually get away with it because IM A GRRRL XDD like how I used to when I was a teen.
>>5517360
They don't exist, sorry to break your bubble
>>5516962
>tfw have to teach math to high schoolers for 4 weeks this semester to pass a class
They'll probably hate me. ;_;
>>5517376
They'll probably give you a funny nickname
like
"Hey look here comes mr. faq LOL"
>mfw finding a picture of Senpai's cum on my computer
R A R E
mmm look at how clear it is, must be from the HRT
>>5517373
They exist in my mind
>be in prison
>muscle bound black guy with 18 inch cock in my cell
>he slaps my white ass
>he bends me over
>I grab onto the bars as my underwear is pull down
>with no lub, he sits it in.
>my screams fill the area, but nobody comes to my aid
>in and out, balls deep
>my pink ass is abused and turned into a measuring stick
>I beg to go for him to climax in me already
>white hot cum shoots on my back and around my butthole and he finishes
>he leaves me there naked and covered in cum, saying he'll be back for that sweet white boy ass.
>>5517385
I can confirm, my cum is also completely clear because lack of test
senpai confirmed for tranny
>>5517397
I can confirm, dated tranny for nearly a year, cum is clear from lack of test
senpai definitely confirmed for tranny
>>5517397
>>5517385
Not to be completely autistic but it's probably attributed to lack of zinc in diet.
>>5517333
I can't give you 15 years. I could give you a hug instead
I can't actually give you a hug though, not over TCP/IP
have I failed as a man?
>>5517390
If he's in your cell, where the fuck is he leaving for? 0/10, plot holes, wouldn't read again.
>>5517409
My cummies are white when I jerk off in 10 minutes and clear when I edge for hours
>>5517410
You don't have to give me years, I have them inside me, beside your hugs
And yes you've failed as a man, fucc boi
>>5517407
>>5517416
>>5517409
Grey translucent master race 2bh familia
>>5517422
I need to get a statue of my waifu. Ill even get a cheap Chinese one just to show it to you guys me cumming all over her.
>>5517420
>says the absolute twink
Don't fool yourself.
>>5517413
Gonna go rape more white boys.
>>5517422
>grey
That means you're dying desu
http://m.imgur.com/g4xaWTj
Hi
>>5517444
Trips make it true
I guess I am baka :3c
>>5517420
would you shake my hand vigorously if I asked you to?
>>5517450
U G L Y tip
0/10 would not suck if I could
Also, try to trim. Those pubes need some scaping.
>>5517408
You look tiny as fuck. And effeminate. I bet your French.
>>5517456
You're trying to be cute. I'll have you bent over quicker than you realize.
>>5517463
>U G L Y tip
How the fuck is my tip ugly? Is it because I'm white and have an inferior cock?
>Also, try to trim. Those pubes need some scaping.
I don't trim. I don' even shave my armpits.
>>5517471
No, you just don't know how to take dick pics. You take em from the top and show the whole thing. Tips on their own are usually ugly, especially when accompanied by a humongous jungle.
I don't like, 0/10
>>5517475
>Can you stop with this inferior race shit ,
We are the inferior race. Every race has bigger cocks than us, expect maybe Koreans. Just look how small mine is.
> it makes me want to post my dick to prove you wrong
DO IT
>>5517475
Are you challenging me? Fuck, I'd lick you to unconsciousness.
>>5517479
Teach me the ways of dick posting master Yoda.
>>5517486
Im White and easily 8 inches. Then there's Aberoder. Your cuck theory doesn't hold. It's just in your head you gangrenous filth. I hope you never experience sexual pleasure.
>>5517489
Rule #1: Don't post dick pics on the web. They are bound to get destroyed. If you want one of my dick pics for educational purposes, they are 31.99€ for the pic including a free lesson.
>>5517518
That's like the opposite of the actual rule though
If your dick pics aren't out there on the internet somewhere you must be living in a cave
>>5517498
>Im White and easily 8 inches.
Probably got some black or Latino DNA in you.
> It's just in your head you gangrenous filth.
Blacks are way more likely to rape whites in prisons. Whites sure as hell aren't going to rape blacks in prisons. It's because whites are inferior sexually. That's why I have such a tiny white cock.
>I hope you never experience sexual pleasure.
Why are you so rude? ;_;
Im white with a SOLID PAIIIIIIIIINNNNFULLLLY AVERAGE 5.5. dong. Feels good knowing that real black men love me. They call me thomas in bed.
>>5517503
>familia
???
>there were always many strong french men in the history like napoleon :^)
He was a manlet who lost.
>>5517528
>Feels good knowing that real black men love me.
Are you a top or bottom?
Have you ever fucked a black man?
>>5517556
>Have you ever fucked a black man?
I'm a virgin, however I have an internet online boyfriend who is black.
>>5517475
>tfw haven't danced at all in like 2 years
maybe, but just for you
>>5517576
>wanting to be pure
>literally ever
>not wanting to be a huge degenerate
>>5517579
Bad memes you duck. I only screw innocent people.
>>5517583
Im a lot smaller, so no worries m8, I'll be gentle.
>>5517569
>Because you're a stupid cuck with some inferiority complex.
Whites are inferior and we deserve to be raped and have big fat black cocks in us.
>>5517593
Well if you're too small, ill top >:3c
Don't worry, ill be gentle, big guy
>>5517607
>getting topped by a high schooler
Embarrassing.
>>5517620
Well I've topped people in their 20's/30's so its not uncommon for me
I'm just that kinda guy desu
can't sleep. Can't stop thinking bout this one boy. Gaaaaah
>tfw just bought a 30 dollar candle and am going to play animal crossing and just relax tonight
>>5517660
Right there with ya m8
except the boy is pancakes ill be eating for breakfast
>>5517690
>Absolutely wrong. Pls go to a gulag ASAP.
How is anything I said not true? White boys are 80% likely to get raped by black men in prison.
>>5517715
Im far from a high schooler desu. And I thought you were verse and just playin dawg.
>>5517746
>sexual inferiority means smaller Penis
Get your IQ checked fuckwad
>>5517760
High schoolers are my target group.
>>5517768
Same tbqh.
They don't judge dick size they just need a daddy to brag to their friends tbqh.
>>5517765
Then ready your bp. Because I don't play around.
>>5517756
>sexual inferiority means smaller Penis
Tiny dicklet white boy detected. :)
>>5517332
Daw It's cute.
I'd def make fun of your qt penis while fucking you.
>>5517802
>thinks I'll post pics just to justify. I'm not a manlet in body or in mind. I'm 7 inches. Deal with it, dicklet fuck Boi.
>>5517808
Brits, Scots and Irish are island dwellers to me. You fucks are the cutest tbqh.
>tfw dicklet
>tfw manlet
>tfw autistic
Why does god do this?
Feeling horny. Will be posting my 7 inch uncut.
>>5517830
Bad Satire and bad you. I hope you choke on your own cum.
>>5517808
I'm American Irish. Can I into Ireland?
>>5517847
http://m.imgur.com/rSDDyJA
>>5517847
Post bp, manlet fuck hole.
>>5517855
got me thirsty af desu
>>5517852
>American anything
Vomit.jpeg
>>5517858
My ancestors are from Northern Ireland and my grandfather was an orangeman. Is that ok? 0_o
>>5517864
>says this on an American weeboo imagine board.
>>5517867
As long as you're willing to change
>>5517865
What do you want now. Also in on the sexual inferior meme? It's getting old. Be a cuck, but be it somewhere else.
>>5517880
>As long as you're willing to change
I'm an atheist. I swear.
>>5517871
It's jap now you cunt. Also, this board was never truly American, and is mostly dominate by Europoor values.
>>5517887
>mostly dominate by Europoor values
Since when?
>>5517885
Good boy, good boy
I pronounce you an honorary republican
>>5517896
Since this board is leftist. So since ever.
>>5517899
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ::)))))))!!!1!1!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Target neutralized.
http://m.imgur.com/gIAWbQW
>>5517919
gross
>>5517905
Now the last thing is to be a true Irish man, you need Catholic seed in you and I'm Catholic so ... drop down or bend over
>>5517919
Needs to be in my asshole.
Is anyone else just really happy with how life is going right now?
>>5517934
What area you in?
>>5517941
>been seeing therapist
>not salty af like usual
>been accepting my dead father
>dealing with being gay issues
>in school
yeah. life's been pretty good on my end.
>>5517941
i haven't been happy about my life in about 10 years
>>5517941
i think a lot of people are glad 2015 is over
>>5517942
Philly
>>5517955
I live right outside philly and it's garbage
>>5517955
not him but which part
>>5517941
I will be once I join the military officially and not be in this limbo period. If I make it out alive im going to seriously be a well off man. Free college free trips around the world. I kind of want a special boy to support me the whole way tho tbqh...;~;
>>5517955
Shit. In Michigan over here.
Been thinking transfer to a college in Philly, though!
>>5517973
Will Stamper. Been looking up to him as an artist for a long time.
Also I'd love to fuck that guys ass.
>>5517933
I was baptized Catholic.
Sure thing
*bends over.
>>5517973
the crazy ass jesus dude who hands around Love park all the time could get it desu
I'm so comfy right now holy fuck
>>5518025
If I had a bf it would be even better
>>5518009
Fill me with the holy spirit. :)
>>5518009
I get hard just looking at Stamper, dude. It's weird.
I want to push Hitler down some stairs.
>>5518035
>If I had a bf it would be even better
>tfw
:^(
>>5518045
Me too. Wanna use Trump instead?
>>5518047
who /dyingalone/ here
>>5518053
I meant that skinny little alien motherfucker. Im going to beat his fucking ass i swear to god.
>>5518057
Oh come, I know you can sympathize. I know you know some 6/10's that get you going.
>>5518059
aww
>>5518059
I want to break his legs and wrap his hands in sticky tape, then make him do my laundry.
>>5518065
True but they're potential dates so ofc They do
>>5518057
>2altar4boi
I was an altar boy. I was also raped by another boy while I was in church as a kid.
>>5518059
i'd take him to a concert of some band and then drive home without him after telling him i'd take him home
>>5518084
I grew up in a Lutheran church though. Do Lutherans have more homos in their churches than other churches?
>>5518102
We were sleeping in church, as a sleep over, and his kid raped by in my sleeping bag. I never said anything though.
This kid who raped me, his parents were lesbians, so maybe he was exploring his sexuality on me.
>>5518111
>his parents were lesbians
I knew a kid who was also raised by lesbians.
He was a giant fuck up.
http://41.media.tumblr.com/aad3e42f81e963d9e6a43b3d6533bdea/tumblr_nh5cllvYk71u0we5fo3_500.png
Can you take that whole thing /lgbt/?
>>5518121
Not like the well adjusted rapist in anon's story?
>>5518084
:(
Holy fuck.
Dude, you need therapy.
>>5518121
>He was a giant fuck up.
I don't think them being lesbians had anything to do with it.
>>5518111
Emm idk man
Sorry for accidentally bringing it up
I wish I could you but at least you don't seem too bad now from it happening
>>5518127
>Dude, you need therapy.
I'm way ahead of you.
>tfw no Survivor bf
>>5518128
No, probably not.
I don't think I know a single person who was raised in an adopted household who turned out okay, my mother included.
>>5518129
>Sorry for accidentally bringing it up
No, it's ok anon. :)
>>5518143
I WANT to be raped now.
>>5518135
Such weirdly thin legs
>>5518154
no u
>>5518154
One day you'll have thin legs like him
Who's the biggest gaygen bully besides hitler.
>>5518227
You.
>>5518227
I've never seen hitler bully anybody.
That one kiwi-anon that keeps posting the derp faced model is the only one I've seen actually try and bully people.
>>5518199
I did once. My legs looked /very/ weird
>>5518247
Fill my tummies with cummies you nerf herder
>tfw no bf
>>5518274
>Are we dating now?
Maybe. Can you cook?
Are "full" tops a thing?
I'd only ever want to bottom
Str8 here.
I'll post dick but you guys seem really mean desu :(
>>5518289
Yes.
Now post butt.
>>5518289
aw he only wants to be the girl in the relationship
so cute ^_^
>>5518298
Stick around bb. You'll adapt to the snark. It's really not so bad