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>>5483624
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UNFATHOMABLE DICKS
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cool
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>>5484787
oh, really?
do you go to a physical one?
I was home schooled and now I'm in online school

ur senior year I'm guessing?
I came out fresh year idk
wish u the best Kuppy <3
can u self med at all ?

>>5484795
>that picture
op pls ur making me feel things
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4th for no bullying allowed.
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>>5484807
*bullies Jamie*
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>tfw probably not gonna make it
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>not chin and jaw edition

Who /non-op/ here? Realising earlier in the evening that I don't HAVE to have SRS to transition and can just be a girl with a dick is one of the best feelings I've had in a while. Feeling all warm and fuzzy.
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>>5484812
iktf
started 2late
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>>5484807
*bullys (you)*
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>>5484812
>>5484816
same desu
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>>5484803
Yeah I go to a high-school
and a catholic one too :/
Some people seem pretty tolerant (including a few teachers)
but there are some people who look like they'd bully me if they found out.
I don't really wanna come out at school (pretty much the reason I put off doing anything in my younger years but I don't want to wait any longer now.
I could self-med, but I need a credit card to buy online.
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>>5484815
I'm not a fan of my junk but I'm hopefully awaiting the glorious transhumanist future
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nth for dicks are gr8
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>>5484816
>tfw started too late
god it's a feel that hits me hard, just 5 years earlier and I could have passed perfectly well instead of being an obvious uggo tranny getting stared down in public every day ;-;
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>>5484816
you're younger than me and i had low T

i like to think we're on the same page
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>>5484811
>>5484818
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>tfw a victim of the 5'11 height meme
when does this end
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>>5484823
prepaid works
kinda wish i did sometimes
>>5484833
me too but am gud
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>>5484833
when u become a grandma and shrink

>>5484823
idk how catholic school works but no one in my school knew that I was on my mones except for my gf and the counselor

why would they have to know o-o

and prepaid cards work for online yeh
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>>5484827
yea yume's is pretty fun
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>>5484831
Jk I think you're sweet and kind and would never bully you <3
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500 cal a day until I'm thin or dead starts tomorrow
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>>5484822
it's ok, as long as bullyanon isn't here we can fail to make it in peace
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>>5484846
>500 cal a day
make it 800-1000 cal a day and you're good
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>>5484838
Yeah I think I'll get one, I'm just don't exactly sure how to go about it.

>>5484839
I want to hide it from everyone but people have a tendency to find out. I mean, wouldn't it be suspicious to see that kid in the class grow boobs?
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>>5484823
I was exactly in this same situation actually. I came out to my parents because I knew they wouldn't disown me, and asked to transfer schools and start hrt. I got to change schools, but after 2 years of therapy still no hrt and I decided to self med. I would say fuck it and self med and try to change schools in the mean time, I wish I would have done the same instead of waiting 2 years.
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>>5484833
>tfw 5'4"
the height meme is mean desu
>>5484823
>catholic one
fug, i was in a parochial school from K-8th grade, they fucking blow
>>5484850
bobs aren't that fast and baggy clothes are gr9 senpai
>>5484847
but bullyanon will be back ;~;
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>>5484850
go to walgreens or cvs or smth buy a visa card
order off inhouse
say ull fax prescription
that or qhi or smth
enjoy
also maybe alldaychemist? idk
just what u could do in theory
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>>5484850
>wouldn't it be suspicious to see that kid in the class grow boobs?
they don't grow v fast and ppl don't pay attention lol
trust !!
esp if ur in ur last year they're not going to notice before it's over

baggy clothes help too

>>5484846
>500 cal a day
pls you're less likely to stick to a diet if it's a huge deficit like that
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>>5484841
yes
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>>5484858
bullyanon will always be back, what's important is this moment in time

>>5484846
good for you sheen, it can be hard to resist cravings but just do literally anything except cave and you're good, burn it all
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>>5484858
>>5484847
I can bully you GUYS if you want :^)
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Why do so many MtFs fuck other MtFs?
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>>5484850
You'll regret it more if you don't
You have to tell at least one group of peers, why not the ones who matter least?
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>>5484869
They aren't attracted to men even though they pretend to be and have such low self esteem they toss away every guy that is into them.
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>>5484869
We're all desperate sluts
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>>5484869
demisexuality
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>>5484864
although i think i liked switch/mainly sub yume more than dom yume
choking her was pretty cool
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>>5484853
I don't really wanna transfer schools, it's the best school in the area. At worst I'd get teased, but in another school I'd very likely get beaten up. Besides I have friends at that school at the very least.

>>5484858
This school isn't too bad desu, people don't seem very devout or anything.
Also, I live in Australia, we have uniforms.

>>5484862
Australia doesn't have any of these stores, though I heard you can get one from a gas station or something.

>>5484873
Why do I need to tell someone?
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>>5484846
I did that for a while and got tellogen effluvium. So you might want to reconsider.
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>>5484869
they're attracted to MtFs
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>>5484869
well more mtfs are into girls than girls
idk is easier to relate and easier to feel equal i guess
maybe its social circles too
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who /slut/ here.
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>>5484886
You're gonna be a girl one day right?
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>>5484893
xd
only for one person tho
does that count
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>>5484869
idk i'm disgusted by the thought of it

probably because they're too ugly to get a real woman
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>>5484893
I would be if I had access to dicks rn ;_;
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>>5484886
yea look around
idk what site to order from for AUS ask reddit
>>5484890
wow u keep it real
>>5484893
u
>>5484897
we'll make it count someday rofl
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>>5484895
yeah
Idk I'm not sure if I'll see these people much after leaving school anyway, I want to go stealth but it losing my friends does feel bad too.
I'm not sure what I'm going to do actually.
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>>5484893
sry only /puremaiden/ here
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>>5484893
Do I get to be a slut if I'm just into really kinky stuff but don't have indiscriminate sex?
'cause I've only had one partner
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>>5484903
am not even out to my friends and pookie knows how much ive changed since high school

u should be fine and ur attitude might change
ima keep my friends and be stealth otherwise
>>5484905
saved...
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>>5484886
>At worst I'd get teased
I don't see what's holding you back then, fuck other people. Do what's best for yourself. If you need someone to talk to that's been in a similar situation let me know.
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>>5484867
but right now is just me staring at screens listening to xiu xiu, and that isn't the happiest time to be in.
>>5484886
oh, fuck i forgot about the uniforms, can you wear the bigger shirts at all, or are they strict about that?
>>5484893
maybe if i wasn't so terrible looking. who /arcanefuture/ here?
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>>5484903
I'd you're not gonna see them, just start hrt and if anyone asks just say something along the lines of "yeah so?" and discard their opinion
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>>5484886
also people say a lot less than u think and most of it is hair/eyebrows desu
unless you get huge boobs lol but trust me
id say starting now is 10x better if ur gonna stick to it
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oh my god i've been thinking about my friend that i slept with a few weeks ago and i think i might try to get him to fuck me again even though i have literally no idea how to do that but the thought of running my hands over his hairy chest and his dick inside me...unnnnnnnf
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>>5484893
nope, i'm kinky but i only get involved with people i care deeply about

it sucks

>>5484915
>xiu xiu
time to look this up
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>>5484923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s2_sTA-Gyk
here senpaitachi
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>>5484921
maddie
that gif pls
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hi
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>>5484805
>yeah cataclysmic battles as in the entire set of battles taken as a whole, i can understand how it gets misinterpreted but intentionally denying my intent is dumb

1. You first say "cataclysmic battles".
2. You accuse me of saying it was singular, when I never did.
3. You then say it's a collective whole of "cataclysmic battles", which doesn't address anything.

It's not about misinterpretation. It's about you trying to use a word that's not fully understood. Then proceeding to manipulate your own words around. I'm pretty sure I'm not the dumb one here.
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>>5484929
hi
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>>5484921
"Hey, I just wanted you to know that I keep thinking about you and wanting to run my hands over your hairy chest and feel your dick inside me; lets fuck again sometime." Try that.
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>>5484938
hi
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>>5484911
>tfw people only love you for your frog pic's.......
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>>5484869
1. Trans people are dead sexy. MtFs are trans.

2. Shared experience makes it easier to relate with one-another.

3. Many trans people wind up coming out and joining the LGBT community (IRL), where we're still sort of outsiders, which puts us in very close contact for some sense of community.

4. I've never even seen statistics on this. Like, ever. I know no trans women in a relationship with other trans women, and I now know many trans women. Have you seen a recent study about romantic/sexual partner selection among trans persons?
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>>5484893
m-me

>>5484897
It depends, do they ever call you a slut

if so, yes

>>5484921
Do you have his number?

ask him out or something

>>5484903
if you're really uncomfortable at the thought of losing friends and stuff just start blockers instead for now

that way you wont have enough changes that people get suspicious, but you wont get more masculine
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>tfw 6' 5" when back is straightened
>tfw Fucking hips pop out
>tfw choose to be girl
>tfw passing giant woman and all gay friends want me in pumps
Fucking gays always wanting pumps.
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>>5484941
hey
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>>5484941
hi
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>>5484889
I'm already bald
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>>5484925
I should have expected /mtfg to be goth tier
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>>5484938
hello
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>>5484944
Kinda want them to

>>5484946
What's up

>>5484948
hi

>>5484950
I'm goth as SHIT
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>>5484938
This is nice anime posting.
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>>5484945
not trutrans. you can't just choose to be the girl

(also damn, being able to pass at 6'5", you must have some really feminine facial features or shit)
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>>5484846
good to see you've changed your direction Sheen and I wish you all the best, I made my new years resolution today, I need to stop stepping around it
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>>5484952
>>5484953
>>5484954
hi
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>>5484932
bexe triggers me too. she always desperately tries to sound smart. she has a delusional ego and doesn't like to admit when she's wrong. best to let it go and feel sorry for her.
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>>5484942
i love ur aesthetic and realness slug...
u are a great person with great style
am a fan...
if u werent a celeb maybe i could have deeper friendship 4 u
>>5484953
if ur so goth then why dont u wear ur 0th date outfit+distressed jeans...
also i read ur post xd
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>>5484950
i'm not actually that goth desu senpai
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>>5484869
Question for y'all, would you the black haired one or pink haired one?
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>>5484949
Well you've had a ton of regrowth though. Dont want to go through TE trust me.
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Straight cis male here
Just passing by to say you're all


[spoiler]okay[/spoiler]
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>>5484953
Like rozz Williams with a belt goth or..?
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>>5484963
easily the black hair one

pink one looks kinda uggo
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>>5484846
Good luck sheen. Please don't do 500, though. You will almost certainly suffer illness.
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losing weight is kinda fun, though think i got a small problem in the future.. maybe
>bmi 20.7
still fat, 19 is the only way isnt it?
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>>5484929
>>5484938
>>5484941
>>5484946
>>5484948
>>5484952
>>5484958
hi
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>>5484925
thanks senpai after my song, next up is Party with Gina by Tera Melos which is a great song but it can wait

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aodaTq0tP_U

>>5484932
>a word that's not fully understood
come on, it's an old word with multiple contexts, a cataclysm doesn't mean a flood just because centuries-old greeks understood it to be one

i feel weird saying this but calm your autism

>>5484961
>swans
nice meme :^)
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>>5484958
by anime standards that girl in the pic doesn't pass
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>>5484955
Best part was being fat and then suddenly not.
>"How are you so fat for being 250lbs!"
>"Dude, its my back"
>Back straightened
>"Okay, that's hell of a transformation."
And yeah, I've got a pretty girly face. Passed before I even started HRT. Mostly got HRT for the natural boobs. Had hips before I was out of high school, sooo... Probably have whatever XXY thing is; haven't done DNA test so whatever.
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>>5484915
Well
Summer uniform is baggy af, but winter has a jumper (not required but I like to wear it) and it's kinda tight.

>>5484918
>>5484919
Got it, gonna try and get hormones soon

>>5484944
I'd say it's not really that they'd abandon me (some minor ones might) but I might abandon them to go stealth or something.
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>>5484961
Why merzbow but no afx >>5484961
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>>5484971
>>5484973
hi (you)
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>>5484945
>>5484955
People are actually able to pass at such heights? How? I'm 6'4" and don't think I'll ever be able to pass because of that (and other things, sure, but the height is a big part of it); what is the secret?
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>>5484973
You want her because she's fat and she loves shotas. But she doesn't take much care of herself.
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>>5484975
gl !!
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>>5484981
i know cis women at that height. having a passable face and voice should really be enough to keep people from suspecting you.
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>>5484981
My secret is probably being a receiver of a double X chromosome. See: >>5484974
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>>5484960
how do i stop bein a celeb

>>5484965
thank you you're okay too except for being a stupid idiot that doesn't know spoilers don't wokr here

>>5484981
>what is the secret?
[spoiler]looking like a girl[/spoile]r
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>>5484972
#r00d
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>>5484958
>>5484971
hey

>>5484960
what post xd
uhmm I wanna wear that desu

>>5484967
no like a mall goth
duh

>>5484963
if I HAD to choose then prob black haired
or pink haired since she's taller l-lol
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>>5484943
Makes sense, I wouldn't mind having a relationship with a cute transwoman, you've convinced me.
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>>5484990
Hairline feels ;_;
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>>5484972
>come on, it's an old word with multiple contexts, a cataclysm doesn't mean a flood just because centuries-old greeks understood it to be one

You already said that. I then told you it's incorrect to say "cataclysmic battles" followed by a "a global flood" since cataclysmic is more accurately describes a flood. Did you forget that already? I don't understand why you never address anything directly, but try to dupe the conversation by bringing in an irrelevant point.

>i feel weird saying this but calm your autism
How original. :^)
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>>5484998
bookie
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>>5484994
u cant..it a reality now
but if u help me be celeb we can be friend
>>5484998
no wear my clothes gur
>>5484999
wh0a convinceded...
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>>5484959
I'm going to guess she acts like this often.
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>>5484975
fug, you could say fug it? i mean they wont be really noticeable at first
>>5484977
i never got into idm desu. i like WLFGRL, blt that's the farthest i got into idm
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>>5485001
>,since cataclysmic more accurately describes a flood.
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>>5484990
I just came across this image as i was lukering. I had this and i fixed it by getting transplants and after that I using rogain with biotin.Its been fine for two years now.
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tfw fulfilling your new year's resolution tonight
tfw your new year's resolution was to stop being such a little bitch and kill you'reself
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>>5484972
>gets proven wrong
>accuses them of autism

you're bretty stupid t b h
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>>5485007
ok here's my guide
1. create memes
2. be cool
3. succes
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Can FFS fix a long face or should I just kill myself now?
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hi everyone im new
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>>5485026
does that make my parents celebs
slug ive held onto my banana slug club card for yrs can u change my name on it?
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>>5484970
Do you exercise or are you having bulimic episodes after eating?

I only gained weight during Christmas even when tried to avoid eating over my normal calorie intake of the day.
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>>5485006
iwik

>>5485007
ok dress me up then ^ _____ ^

>>5485026
is it rlly that easy??
the 3 guides 2 success??

>>5485030
hi my name is boxxy xdddddddd
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>>5485027

it can't. just kill yourself now.
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>>5485008
it happens a lot and makes people cringe.
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>>5484795
come play with me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

agar.io/#A6ZVR
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>>5485027
no, you can try squeezing it really hard though
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>>5485030
hi new im uguu
>>5485037
poopie
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>>5484973
> non-passing but still cute anime girls
That is my fetish; it's always a nice change from the usual "draw a girl, say it's a boy" approach to trans and trap characters.
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>>5485011
Is
Is this madoka witch house
What is this
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>>5485019
Don't do it anon, please seek help instead =(

>>5485027
Might not fix long face but you can still pass with some.

>>5485030
Leave before it is too late and you're stuck here. (jk)
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>>5485037
hi boxxy

>>5485046
hey ugu

new isn't my name. my name is clarissa. i chose this name because i thought it was special and uber femme
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>>5484996
>tfw don't own physical copies of any of my top 4

>>5485001
>You already said that. I then told you it's incorrect to say "cataclysmic battles" followed by a "a global flood" since cataclysmic is more accurately describes a flood. Did you forget that already?
you're cherrypicking A definition of a word to be THE definition, plus ignoring the context of any-definition-of-cataclysmic followed by the-literal-greek-definition-of-cataclysmic

>2. You accuse me of saying it was singular, when I never did.
i accused YOU of saying it was singular because the way i used it only worked when referring to a set

link me to something that proves me wrong because at this point i don't care anymore because you sound autistic even to me
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>>5485049
>please seek help instead =(

there is no help for broad, bald, long faced non-passing trannies. i sought the help of transition and it failed me, so now i'm giving myself the only freedom we're allowed
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>>5485027
It can help aspects of it yes, ie. jaw and chin shaping for lower face, maybe liplift for long philtrum, rhinoplasty to improve appearance of nose, etc.
it kinda depends

>>5485032
I don't know them so they can't be that good at memes
and whats a banana slug club card?????

>>5485037
that's what i did and look where i am today hooo boy
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>>5485048
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukgJ6vmC6NY
this is the best track off the album desu, but it's breakcore i guess?
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>>5485030
hi and welcome to /mtfg/!
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>>5485046
s-stop the mean anon calls me that UGH

>>5485052
hi clarissa

>>5485068
the keys 2 success
being slug has never been this easy
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>>5484869
>tfw you know the girl with pink hair personally
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>>5485052
consider tripping
just watch ur step
iykwim
>>5485081
sorry pookie i didnt kno ;~;
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>>5485068
its the banana slug club membership card...
dang i thought u would kno
>>5485037
okkk
but ur gonna be a bug in a rug with my clothes rofl
<3 _ <3 soft to hug
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>>5485082
what really
who
explain PLS
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>>5485081
shut up poopie
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>>5485082
who the h*ck is she?
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>>5485089
gonna cry ok

>>5485087
can u be my blanket xddd

>>5485083
it's ok ur a qt
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>>5485096
gonna be like a big hunting net desu
or a couch...
or a blanket.................
or a cape xd
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>>5485096
good
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> Am drunk
>Told one of my roommates I have ptsd and I'm trans
Sober me is going to have regrets
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>>5485088
>>5485094
Not going to give her real name but she goes by ts mayumi.

She used to the partner of one of my friends who lives in FL.
She used to work in CS befor breaking up with my friend and leaving for porn.
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>>5485087
it rings a bell but................ fuck banana slugs
yellow lookin ass mothefuckers thinking there cool
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>>5485104
Own it
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>>5485115
whats good slug...
sea slugs are p dope desu
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>>5485102
just lay on top of me desu

>>5485107
hm interesting

>>5485103
y u do this
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>>5485107
"she" looks like a muscular dude with a wig tbhon

what kind of friends do you have, weirdo
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>>5485120
what do nets do beb...
too late ur already caught and covered
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>>5485057
>you're cherrypicking A definition of a word to be THE definition, plus ignoring the context of any-definition-of-cataclysmic followed by the-literal-greek-definition-of-cataclysmic

It's not cherrypicking; it's the lack of clarity on your behalf. Since you seem forgetful: you shouldn't use an ambiguous adjective followed by a direct verb of the former description.

>i accused YOU of saying it was singular because the way i used it only worked when referring to a set
It sounds like you were trying to convince yourself you were somehow right, while I never insinuated it was singular one way or another.

>link me to something that proves me wrong because at this point i don't care anymore because you sound autistic even to me
You don't need links from me. Look at our exchanges in the last thread. You get called out, then always try to dupe me by bringing in an irrelevant point while not even addressing anything I said.

You can cry autism all you want. All that's happened is you got called out for missuing a word then got overly defensive instead of admitting you were wrong. It's obviously your attempt at rebuttal.
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>>5485057
i was really fucking drunk when i got that lol.
also. it's a reissue, so i got it new.
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>>5485120
because you deserve it
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>>5485083
Oh, I love that
It sounds like jolly ranchers in my brain
https://youtu.be/GdybkREUiEU
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>tfw shopping for gril clothes and the mannequin triggers me
wow
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>>5485120
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>>5485126
r00danon pls.
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Hey legbutts,
What is your experience on weight and fitness while starting tittyskittles? I'm not over weight but have a flabby belly. Plan on starting HRT soon so I'm wondering if I should lose weight (or at least work on my core) before or after starting HRT. And also, since I'll be going back to the gym, when can I start working out without ugly guy muscles?
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>>5485121
she doesn't look bad imo

>>5485126
w-what did I do

>>5485122
<3 ~ <3
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>>5485121
Well she was never my friend, just her partner was.
The problem with this girl was that despite being an adult wanted to live out the fantasies of being the little girl by having an major obsession with pink stuff and having a sweet 16 birthday.

It was pretty weird desu
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and people would actually pay for this in the era of free internet porn? LOL
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>>5485128
>tfw phobia of mannequins and need to go clothes shopping
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>>5485123
we already went over my lack of clarity like 30 mins ago

you refuse to interpret

>>5485124
do you regret it?

>>5485132
it's slightly harder to lose weight and slight harder to build muscle on HRT, that's about it
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>>5485035
not any of those
and aww dw you will lose it all in few days

>mfw had pizza for a week in a row and so much xmas food and and everything

its funny how much work it takes to gain weight and how easy its to lose it, inb4 diabetes tho
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>>5485132
uh after like 14 mo hrt
consistently like 8-15 lb more than i used to be
id lose before but id also just start honestly
idk i lost belly fat
>>5485137
thanks...needed smth for family movie night
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>>5485137
>anime school girls that get a little bored
holy shit
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>>5485119
this kinda of slug is cool it curls up in a ball when it gets spooked, just like me
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>>5485140
not the purchase, just being a drunken retard when talking to gira desu
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>>5485123
Ignore that retard its not worth your time
Its her routine
She tries to sound smart then gets called out by someone who can smell the bs
Goes full autistic she really has autism to defend herself
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>>5485130
don't bully

>>5485134
you did everything and we don't want your happy go lucky attitude around here bud
this is a no fun allowed zone
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hi
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>>5485154
Hello how are you?
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>>5485145
thats actually dope
ill ttyl ill b on http://seaslugforum.net/

do u think raccoondogs r cool tho
best of both worlds..ppl stare at em
just like me
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>>5485137
lol
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>>5485140
>we already went over my lack of clarity like 30 mins ago

>>5485123
>Since you seem forgetful

I'm interpreting your bullshit just fine..
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>>5485154
hi

>>5485151
B-but fun is nice and it makes ppl happy ; _ ;
waahh

>>5485158
that's rlly cute desu
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>>5485158
hes chubby
i love him
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>>5485148
dead on
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>>5485151
no bully, i just don't want you to bully
>>5485154
hi
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>>5485135
so he's basically the "stefonknee" of our generation, got it

if stefonknee was growing up today and got on hormones as soon as he started puberty, everyone here would be all over dat bp boyah including all the resident transbians like bexe. that's some food for thought
>>
>>5485158
I like to feed them when they come onto my patio
But that hasn't happened in a long time
I was once called a raccoon
But no longer -.-
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>>5485166
ur rly cute desu....
>>5485169
can u not realize that is female raccoondog...
it looks like i have found my niche....
see u in success world, slug..
>>5485154
hi
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>>5485157
i'm ok, how are you anon? ^^
>>5485166
hi pookie!!
>>5485176
hiiii i dont think i know you but hello!
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>>5485178
do ur makeup rite and u will be called raccoon
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>>5485027
It will help, at the least.

>>5485030
Hi, I'm the princess.

>>5485058
drugs anon, life is always worth living because its another day to get fucked up.

>>5485083
If you trip, people will hate you for it.

>>5485128
Fucking plastic bitches.

>>5485134
I agree, she looks alright. Faggot anons gonna troll
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>>5485166
no you don't understand. this is a grumpy cat safe space and you are not welcome here, poopie! your attitude is triggering

>>5485176
this is a free country so don't make me slap you for stepping on my right to bully people, nerd
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>>5485179
ok so hes a girl but.....that doesnt mean i cant love him......... gay rights and all that
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>>5485184
hey moap how are you tonight
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>>5485184
fuck off you nazi faggot
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>>5485027
Traditional FFS can only remove 5mm off of the chin and do a lip lift.
You have to do the whole Korean double jaw surgery for more and there's a lot of risks with gum recession and tooth loss.
>>
hi
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>>5485192
Oh god you're a trip now.
Fuck off
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>>5485188
that may or may not boost ur fame..being gay..
>>5485191
whoa
>>5485192
ur eyebrows look like mine
idk if u pass tho
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>>5485191
where do I sign up
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>>5485194
kiwi told me to trip
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>>5485196
>idk if u pass tho
i want to pass so i have to fix my buttchin
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>>5485183
I hate doing my full waterline though, it makes my eyes disappear when I smile all the way
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>>5485199
ur eyes look hooded, it might look a little nicer if you had less eyeliner on but idk
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>>5485179
n-no u pls

>>5485180
hi maddie!!

>>5485183
a raccoon came into my room once in the last place we lived
since we left door open and it wanted cat food

was right next to my FACE I screamed and hit it w/ a broom
-end of blog

>>5485184
A lot better than some ppl
idk I looked through her tumblr and she's pretty l-lol

>>5485192
oh no
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>>5485177
that's m00t.
>>5485184
>drugs anon, life is always worth living because its another day to get fucked up.
those are wise words senpai.
>>5485186
i can speak out against bullying because of free speach.
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>>5485199
>taking the advice of the most hated trip
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>>5485189
Im alright, my allergies are nuts since I vacuumed for the first time in ages yesterday.

>>5485190
Fuck off you faggot faggot

>>5485194
>>5485199
I warned you, people will hate you for tripping.
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>>5485184
>drugs anon, life is always worth living because its another day to get fucked up

you're one of those "people gender me female and shit but it's all a conspiracy to hugbox me" cunts so you can fuck right off thinking you can talk to me about this shit. get the fuck out of here
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>>5485203
what are you posting yourself right after i did to show everyone you are prettier than me?
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>>5485208
but ily ; ~ ;

>>5485212
lol
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>>5485184
lol look at you defending random angle-abusing agp hons you don't even know in person. Also for some reason you sound bitter and prejudiced against anons. Did anons touch you on your no no places, hon?
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>>5485202
its a joke, u pass
>>5485203
hmm you could line it in white to make eyes look bigger
dont gotta line it
>>5485206
omg scary
we had raccoons for a while i love ur blog
my mom poked a POSSUM with a broom off the fence and it fell into the creek
kinda like bragging abt my mom but she sold her soul to be able to do that kind of thing so yknow
i brag about your soul to vic desu...
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>>5485208
Are you sure that's not Kayla?
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>>5485215
ily2 pooks
>>5485210
i know what that's like
i sneezed in the shower today like 4 or 5 times in a row cause of dust, my chest hurt after that
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>>5485218
>hmm you could line it in white to make eyes look bigger
this is a good tip and i use it when im hungover to make my eyes look less shitty and tired ^^
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>>5485208
>he thinks he's the most hated trip here
delusional david pls
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>>5485180
I'm doing well, watching X-Files and playing some games.

>>5485191
Surgery is crazy, daaang

Should i join the trip party that is this thread?
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DOES my butt pass?
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>>5485205
hrt fucked with my eyelids. my makeup skills are getting better but my chin is the worst

>>5485208
i dont hate you at all why would anyone hate you?

>>5485210
>I warned you, people will hate you for tripping.
they already do i think so it makes no difference

>>5485206
>oh no
you were fucking rude to me one time and i was willing to look past it. if you want to make it into a problem then you got one, i will say mean things to you as anon whenever i see a chance to fucking bitch
>>
>>5485212
Oh, no, nothing like that! I was trying to point out how small my eyes look when I do my entire waterline because of >>5485183
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>>5485197
Korea, I'd imagine
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>>5485203
kek, why the long face?
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>>5485226
id slap it
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>>5485223
oh wow!! what episode are you watching? xfiles and buffy are my favorite shows :3
>>5485227
please don't be mean to my friend pookie
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>>5485226
It's like completely flat with the smaller top part of your hips and lower back.
Imma say no
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>>5485210
I love you moap. You're not a person, you're a beautiful goddess of despair. Please rain down your cynicism upon me.
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Let's try this again
What's the correct way of measure hips? Is it to go around the fullest part of my butt?
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>>5485218
vics a meme ok
I always thought possums were rlly cute l-lol
I followed one under a car once .-.

>>5485220
<3 __ <3

>>5485226
blue board PLS

>>5485227
@___@ so hostile idu

>>5485237
t-thank u maddie ily too

>>5485239
beautiful post desu
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>>5485228
stop lying. i know what you were doing you were being catty and territorial
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>>5485219
yea mebbe youre right about that
how are you today kuppy?
>>5485222
my name is dakota
>>5485227
cause i dont pass
>>5485241
@~@
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>>5485240
http://www.wikihow.com/Measure-Hips
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>>5485247
Bad and good desu
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>>5485237
Watching the one about some wierd virus bacteria, and there is a doctor with a bunch of monkeys.

>>5485240
Isn't hips around the waist? Or am i dumb?
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>>5485234
Yehyeh my horseface shows without straight bangs, I know
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>>5485241
i think it was prego..
really weird to see here
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>>5485226
I give that booty a pASSing grade.
>>
I have a feeling this Clarissa person is going to be the void us dramacrats here have been missing since the old insane trips left.

Let's just let it all unfold before we step in anons.
>>
>>5485247
Do people really hate trips just because they don't pass?
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>>5485248
Well in that case I have 41 inch hips apparently.
Sounds off but I got that from measuring a few times.

>>5485251
No, the waist is around the waist, hips is lower
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>tfw huge quantities of tension followed by a qt falling asleep on you
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>>5485246
pls
not everyone is out to get u
stop accusing others and ull be alot happier desu l-lol

>>5485251
>>5485240
>Isn't hips around the waist
like around the top of ur groin I think
where ur hips are widest obv

>>5485253
awww poor possum

>>5485260
sounds gr8 desu
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Everybody post which terminal illness you want to give to Clarissa right NOW.
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>... and so kiwi successfully integrated into the circlejerk thanks to the right combination of anime roleplaying and tedious stories from his bland life to pass himself as more interesting than he is and everyone lived happily ever after
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>>5485249
iktf kuppy, same here today
>>5485258
anons and chasers do
>>5485267
wait what did clarissa do wrong i must have missed something?
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>>5485258
Well I don't pass (to be fair, not on HRT) and I'm not hated

>>5485265
Perhaps, my first measurements was around my pelvic bones at their widest.

>>5485267
None desu, horrible way to go.
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>>5485267
depression so she overcomes it and rises above her expectations
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>>5485237
>please don't be mean to my friend pookie
i am nice as fuck but idk she def bullied me before. im just trying to be ready for another cat fight if she wants to start another one

>>5485241
>@___@ so hostile idu
like i said i will be nice as long as you are not uber condescending to me again. if you want to be civil then you have to do your part

>>5485247
>cause i dont pass
i haven't seen you but not like i pass. no wonder they hate me, shit

>>5485265
>pls not everyone is out to get u stop accusing others and ull be alot happier desu l-lol
see what i wrote above about you being condescending? fuck you african haired albino negro looking bitch
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>>5485267
Life.
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>>5485267
>"talk about your noxious load bug chasers"
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>>5485287
don't be mean to pookie
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>>5485280
Ainsley posting makes everything better
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>>5485248
No hips.

Also people in my town of 2000 have found out that I'm trans. I can't go outside without having ferals I'm utes yell insults at me and when it gets darker they actually slow down their cars and threaten to bash me. How do I move with minimal money and like knowing no one?
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>>5485247
>dakota
you are a pasty white dude and you literally want people to call you by a native american name? HAHAHAHAHAhahahaha

ma, get a loaf of this fag
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>>5485267
who?
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>>5485247
>>cause i dont pass
that would make me the most hated then. :^)
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>>5485258
yeh
I don't pass and ppl h8 me

>>5485267
uhmm none those are v bad !!

>>5485280
yeh I think that's the correct way to do it
honestly prolly a page on wikihow abt it lol

>>5485287
>fuck you african haired albino negro looking bitch
uhmm
ok ; ~ ;

>>5485292
that pic omg
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