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Previous thread >>5471554
1st for no bullying allowed in this thread.
>>5473653
honestly she made so much progress, has a passable face now, isn't huge and has boobs for gods sake. I don't think she is hon-tier anymore
>>5473664
I agree. Let us all drink and cuddle. Dibs on cuddling Bexe.
>>5473648
broad shoulders are only passable if you have a female hip/waist ratio
who masturbates to footage of themselves here?
>>5473664
8th for 2nding no bullying
>>5473680
I'm here for you now Bexe.
>>5473675
I'm sure you analyzed her hip-waist ratio that deeply to figure it out and didn't merely photoshop a Hank Hill body to convince yourself you're right. She's at a very middle point in the original pic.
>>5473677
edie, technically
>>5473672
that actually looks like bexe desu
>>5473680
You deserve to be bullied
>>5473683
i'm just pointing out that most of us have brick/Y-shaped bodies, and thats why broad shoulders are bad
>>5473688
>not a neet
>on hrt
>IS
Clearly she's much worse off than anons...
>tfw multiple personality disorder
I don't mind waking up in Rachels underwear, but I wish she didn't shave everything
Dishwasher & Posting Anime On Your Favorite Loser Hangout edition
>>5473690
>most of us
considering it's far from a universal body type among males, most likely not.
>>5473688
i agree, bexe acts like a moron and throws a hissy fit whenever there's a conflict of opinions
Who /new years party/ here?
>>5473673
>>5473682
jeez anon
>>5473691
>IS
this is a really nice meme
>>5473700
dying
>>5473708
/nope/
>>5473727
it's ok, you don't need to do this anymore, i know i'm a hon, it's cool
>>5473727
Jormy is a lot prettier and she's actually funny and cute. I still can't believe bexe thinks that.
>>5473727
>bexe thinks he looks like jormy
kek
the hon delusion is strong with this one
>>5473737
Do you genuinely think you look like jörmy?
>>5473708
I'm at a terrible one right now. My idea of partying doesn't involve having everyone's kids running around and listening to crap I already hated when it came out in the 90s.
Still, happy new year from /LGBT/'s worst political transbian.
>>5473708
Who /gettingdrunkalone/ here?
>>5473719
That gif tho Bexey.
>>5473704
ok hon
>>5473727
is this how u wanna spend the newyear? do u have a crush on them or something that ur so obsessed?
>>5473708
Does board games with family count as a party?
>>5473680
Bexe which trip do you want to cuddle the most with?
>>5473742
>>5473743
Its normal for people to compare themselves to others when they dont feel like posting a pic of themselves. I was in that thread and everyone else was doing it to. There were several saying they looked like Kit etc. and I dont see you posting those sceencaps and images you screencapped form their streams.
>>5473754
such existential questions being asked on 4chan by a retard
>>5473766
You are an actual autist are you?
People in that thread were joking when they were saying that.
>>5473708
Just a small thing in a few hours at some friends of the partner's house before adjourning to her's, should be pretty lowkey.
Happy early >2016 /mtfg/, try to make the new year a better one than your last!
>>5473766
Bexe got exposed when they capped her stream. Before it happened she kept saying she looks like jormy and adri.
>>5473746
again with the lewd hands
>Who /gettingdrunkalone/ here?
ding
>>5473743
only sort of, i'm discount jormy
and that screencap is like the worst possible angle of an unkempt drunken boymode... it's basically the absolute worst i have to offer, all the bullying has done is made me resilient, so thanks to whoever it was that capped it
>>5473764
yellinganon because she's full of questions
Good morning /mtfg/
>>5473747
>hon because I'm not Y shaped
Enjoy your wallowing
>>5473787
>Bexe doesnt want to cuddle me the most
;~;
>>5473774
such a booty-bothered anon on 4chan, oh wait that's not rlly unusual
>>5473787
you posted a picture on your own to "redeem" yourself after the stream cap, which looks nothing like jörmy at all. it's pretty hilarious though if you think that.
>>5473791
the >hon is for hugboxing most of mtfg's body types
>>5473775
You dont speak for others. I guarantee you some of those people were being serious. You're lying if you say you've never seen a pic of someone who passes here and thought "Hey I kinda look like that."
>>5473789
Morning kuppy. How are you this new years day?
>>5473795
i don't have an anon name for you yet, can i call you yurianon?
>>5473807
thanks senpai u 2, happy new year <3
>>5473815
>Angie revealing that she is still one of the people who always talks shit and tries to start bs
And here I thought you had changed.
>>5473802
What's wrong with my body type?
inb4 everything...
Oh, and sorry, I don't have any eye bleach.
>>5473814
Terrible
He'll, I'm not even sure why I'm here right now.
>>5473766
What does Kit look like?
>>5473815
spot on
>>5473741
tfw look a lot like jormy
I've become addicted to /pol/. Someone help me.
>>5473806
None of those people know what kit looks like you fucking retard
>>5473837
tfw look a lot like fake bexe
>>5473825
discussion was about broad shoulders and passability
Happy new year from the uk! much love xo
Happy new year mtfg!!
hugbox and keep me away from the new year thread.
>>5473858
>Implying it's not 2015
>Implying timezones are real
>>5473863
Sophie 2: The potentialing
>>5473853
Happy New Year! :3
>>5473854
Bexe looks more like filthy frank if anything desu
>>5473821
You can call me whatever you want Bexu.
>>5473863
you probably pass but you look a bit weird to my tranny radar, face too long i guess, better squeeze it
>>5473869
>not being GMT master race
It sounds like a war zone outside my house with all the fireworks
>Hangover 2 is on TV
>Turn it on just in time to see the ladyboy scene
>tfw dont know if I should feel disgusted, insulted, or jealous that I wasnt lucky enough to be born with easy mode asian genetics
Also the girl in that scene kinda reminds me of Dollface.
>>5473878
ded
>>5473863
you don't have pizza to deliver tonight? i would assume it's a busy night
>>5473871
I feel disgusting and hopeless right now
A terrible start to 2016
>>5473887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oku-pyicxGs
>>5473899
lmao that's literal edie
>>5473853
Don't wanna shit all over the positive spirit that's been happening so I'll just say happy NYE and I hope all goes well with themissus, I may not know you that well, but you seem pretty cool and seriously deserving of a happy ending
>>5473885
I'm in the mids and iktf, just cried big time in front of and to my neighbour
>>5473896
Boo hoo, cry more.
>>5473863
Sophie 2: Electric Honaloo
do something about that hair so it covers your entire forehead
>>5473899
lol it really does look like dullface
happy new year mtfg !!!!!!
i hope all you girls have a great year !
>>5473899
>transvestite prostitute
>transvestite
uhm rude and triggering?
Roll for what you're going to look like in 2016.
>>5473823
>photoshopped image of anime
I wouldn't post such trash though anon but thanks for keeping me in your thoughts.
>>5473899
reminder this is how non-chasers react to mtfs
>>5473944
Are you all dressed up yet? Post outfit
>>5473945
yeah pretty much
they also forgot to include a scene where the tranny is beaten to death for more realism
>>5473945
>t. chaser
>>5473954
more like transbian desu
http://strawpoll.me/6416308/
http://strawpoll.me/6416308/
http://strawpoll.me/6416308/
desu
>>5473926
How much in tips did you make?
>>5473958
what's the diff lol
>>5473863
You have very masculine features. You look like a cross between a very thin PotC and Bexe. You're going to need FFS to pass. Your clothes look like they're donated from a hon thrift shop.
>>5473971
sooo much ! i almost broke my record :3
>>5473979
Hi, hongie
>>5473980
wow.lewd.
>>5473670
>ywn be andreja
trying to enjoy life is futile in light of this fact, a literal child genocide refugee has a better life than I do simply because she has god-tier genetics and found out about self-medding 7 years younger than I did
why even try
happy new year
>>5473990
Yes its at my house tbdesu
>>5473983
>commenting on people's apperance
Like can you just get me away from your drama?
Like why would I even care about what people look like?
Are you that bored that you want to start drama?
>>5473991
>why even try
Because one day time might fix your fucked up self-perception?
>>5473863
Wow it actually cute. Don't let the negative nancies getcha down you keep doin you
>>5473863
you look cute and ilu desu
>>5473979
The fuck are you on about anon?
>>5473990
Thanks milly
>>5474001
>it
Fuck you negroid
>>5473146
XXY
why tho ?
>>5474001
You don't let anything get to you, that's why you pretend you aren't a 6 foot black man that is more masculine than half the male population
>>5474017
You sound angry rawr
>>5474019
I wish, I'd put that 50k to good use. Whatever happened to her anyway?
>>5474019
Why does every hon instantly assume it's rawr calling them out on their shit
>>5473989
It's not lewd ._.;
>>5474024
well...if it's only just the tip
>>5473995
Can I move in?
>>5474028
dure thinkg m8
>>5474024
that would depend on how lewd you were before, during, and after receiving the tips
>>5474032
hon autist speaks about lewdness and thinks he's a seductive anime girl
Why didn't anyone warm me L.A. was so shit?!?!?
My feet hurt! And
I got called a fag even though I'm full boy mode!
>>5474040
does rawr shitpost against bexe so much because they look a lot alike?
>>5474027
>>5474032
i meant the money...
>>5474048
oh boy here we go
Are you going to make it in 2016? I'm not.
>>5474048
lmao not rawr but she looks nothing like bexe. if you think so you're dumb.
>>5474048
I don't see it
>>5473979
#burn'd
Tfw your gf lifts your shirt up, throws you against the kitchen counter and starts sucking on your breasts so hard that it's almost too much and you start losing the ability to think straight, and then she starts rocking her knee into you to finish you off
I... Just asked if my cooking was good
>>5473863
you look like marc almond
>>5474060
>that balding
fucking hell talk about rough
>>5474065
were you cooking curry? i hear it's a pretty hot dish
>>5474064
i literally don't care anymore and i'm only responding because regardless of being rawr or not you're shitting up the threads far more than my own anime
My New Years plans went to shit on me. Thought dad was gonna order me hormones. Decides he and my mother need to have a long talk about it. Whatever im an adult ill just order them myself have them delivered and hide them in my room no biggie. Nope. Mom kicks me out of the house doesnt want me back. Im now stuck at my dads and im not sure if hes gonna put up with my shit.
Fuck sorry i needed to rant.
>>5474074
The difference is that they're actually hilarious and you're just shit
>>5474064
>anime makes me a real girl ugu~
>>5474049
How much did you make?
>>5474077
If you've been living there, and your in the states, she legally has to give you some time to get your shit together. My parents illegally evicted me a few times back then, if it ever gets bad, I'd keep this in mind
>>5474078
>being this obsessed with bexe
Awwww someone has a crush
>>5473929
I already posted in the annual "If you post in this thread, you become the little girl in 201x" thread on /a/, so why not do this!
>>5474073
oh right i forgot, i posted this in response to a rawr post to kick it all off, i guess it really is rawr
>>5474064
>>5474078
>>5474082
hi rawr possibly +1
>>5474077
get a job and move out, it sucks but it's way better than living with people who don't accept you
>>5474084
legally-mandated sub-18 child care is nice in theory but when your parents hate you there's a lot they can do to make your time living with them a pure hell, sometimes it's just better to leave
>>5474078
>calling your own posts hilarious
>>5474091
Sometimes
>>5474077
its 1am do i brave the 30 min waljk home
Anyone want to come drink with me and have fun lightsaber fights and then cuddle a bit later maybe?
>>5474091
No thats my pic I own all rights to is. Maybe.
>>5474078
I agree bexe is a joke without a punchline, just a punching bag it seems
Well I made tostinis and spinach dip in a bread bowl for the party, hope next year I make it
>>5474090
>he thinks he can talk shit about rwar when he looks like a gross man
I love how trips get turned into memes
>>5474064
When you imagine all the 15 year olds in here acting like anime girls with this thing
I was going to post a Happy New Years cheers gif but everyone's really grumpy right now and I don't feel like being called ugly, which reminds me why I'm a lot happier not spending all my free time here.
Happy New Year, ladies. Here's to the good ones. I love you all and I hope 2016 is your year because you deserve it.
>>5474002
And happy six months to you, beautiful. I always told you you'd make it.
>>5474104
>going to parties
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>5474104
be my girlfriend already!
>>5474103
the joke is that he's transitioning
>>5474083
just over $400 n_n
>>5474091
POOKSSS!!
happy new year !! aaaaa ilu i hope this year is AMAZING for you !
>>5474110
Tell me where you spend your free time so I too can leave this prison
>>5474111
Just get friends
>>5474113
I'll be your bf
>>5474104
>tfw I look like Faye
I just need your glorious perfect hair you bitch and Im set.
>>5474100
they're good
desu
>>5474102
U stole it from froggy...
it's a cute one I don't blame u
>have fun lightsaber fights
is this a metaphor for smthin
>>5474104
gimme ur hair
>>5474110
aaaa happy new years Caddy hope it's fun
>>5474116
thank uu !! ilu2 and am really excited for u
A-are you going to try to get mones this year ??
>>5474090
Getting a job is fine if it's a McJob you can dittch whenever you want. Anything that involves a serious commitment is a bad idea. The wages were good, I was young and the contract was just too tempting. I wouldn't make the same mistake again if I could change my past.
And yes, those are mine.
>>5474120
okay
>>5474110
I miss you Caddy! Im happy you're happy being away from this place. Tell our tales to the world!
so who will rawr dox first in 2016
>>5474109
*when you imagine all the 30 year old men in here acting like anime girls
>>5474117
keep trying, mtfg knows my literal worst point and i'm fine with it, plus i'm not even balding
>>5474134
me
>>5474134
an anime poster
((ie me ...))
>>5474090
Aren't you a 27 year old dishwasher living at your parents home? Why are you giving out an advice you can barely follow?
>>5474126
No its my pic I posted it first I claim it forever!
>lightsaber metaphor
I mean it could be... But I do have a couple here that I'm currently running around with drunk and alone and making sound effects.
> drop my phone a million times
> never cracks
> drop my phone this time
> screen shatters
>>5474110
Happy tranniversary sis <3 and happy new year. I miss you!!
>>5474137
Trying what? You objectively look like George Costanza.
>>5474137
It going to be really embarrassing when you realise rawr hasn't been bullying you at all. Quit trying to pretend it's not several people who hate you.
>>5474084
All i really have is clothes and a computer i can pick that up whenever i guess.
>>5474090
Yeah just not sure where to look. I dont have a car or anything so it has to be relitively closs. Guess ill walk around town tomorrow and see if abything is open.
>>5474091
I hope but weve never had a good relationship. Admittedly i never showed him much respect so i wonder if he will.
>>5474101
Huh?
Im just in shock. My mom drives me to my fathers place and then we text back and forth about how she doesnt want me on hormones says im too young. Wants me to be 25. I get upset and tell her i dont get why she still feels she needs to control me as an adult. She starts yelling and i hang up. A few minutes later i get a text telling me to just stay at my dads because shes not putting up with my shit. Guess it is ny fault for hanging up on her
>>5474134
>implying we haven't already dox'd him
http://pastebin.com/GH7u4cvu
prepare to die though, he is one scary motherfucker
I can't wait to start the worst year of my life :D
>>5474118
Would you please learn to say please?
>>5474147
can you blame anyone when bexe is literally retarded and very ugly?
>>5474146
she doesn't desu
>>5474142
iktf
dropped it on tiled floor just right and now it's soooo bad
>>5474150
You can always try to work on that relationship now
let him know you appreciate him and everything
>>5474151
scary
>>5474141
that sounds fun desu let's do it
u can have it she's ur waifu anyways <3
>>5474117
i see it
>>5474153
faye>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you honestly
>>5474151
#whoa
>>5474161
you're next pookie dookie
>>5474165
trip on faye
>>5474167
xddd no pls
>>5474165
but faye looks like shit while anon looks like a natural woman
>>5474153
That straight up how my hair is right now. Faye tell me your secrets! How did you get it to grow so perfectly!
>>5474139
sure, i could move out, but paying rent at home saves me money vs paying a room in a non-shit location or paying a bachelor apartment almost anywhere, plus my cats deserve some running room
"move out forever when you're 18 or you're a failure" is a western-hemisphere meme
>>5474146
this is just getting ridiculous
>>5474147
might be several but it doesn't really matter, there's no point to it, and the anti-me posting comes in clear waves suggesting a single point of injection
>>5474150
find an employment resource center (welfare office etc) that will help you write a resume, then print off some copies (these offices give you ~10 free copies per day typically, in ontario at least) then hand them out nearby and start looking online on monster.ca and/or applying to big-name chains that do online applications (loblaws, best buy, etc)
you could probably sign up for regular welfare too, and they may or may not provide funds/tokens for public transit, regardless you should ask because the worst they can do is say sorry but no
Well that was fun. I need to play league more often.
>tfw already a demon
>>5474170
your're next poopie
>>5474172
I knew you were joking when you said; "anon looks like a natural woman". lol almost had me senpai
>>5474174
>still making excuses to live at home when you're 27
Your life is a failure meme.
>>5474174
Oh here we fucking go, here comes the autistic outburst.
>>5474150
sorrt desu i didnt mean to click on ur post, alcohol is a funny thingg
>>5474174
You're missing the point, your face is ridiculous.
Somebody else with nothing to do this new years eve thought "I may as well troll them trains"
Not a bad way to spend NYE, making all of the people you hate the most miserable.
>>5474174
Bexey ignore rawr and come here and cuddle with me. Maybe even whisper in my ear the intricacies of the Dota 2 meta game if you're feeling especially lewd.
And then we can use my 26 key rollover for more fun.
>>5474200
hey dude
I love trolling trains
>>5474186
bexe is a certified loser. this life-long certification was signed by anons a while back.
>>5474186
> tfw still living at home at 29
>>5474203
>no reaction pics involving trains found
I have failed.
hey faye /v/ thinks you're cute
>>>/v/322165525
>>5474203
How does one troll inanimate objects?
>>5474210
Kayla whats your obsession on posting stuff from here over to /v/?
>>5474202
>26 key
i thought it was 36 key?
>>5474211
by throwing boulders at a train while being a troll
>>5474214
>I thought it was 36 key
>tfw still not good enough for Bexe
I-I'll just go now ;~;
>>5474174
>western-hemisphere meme
are you retarded? if you think the value of independence is only being taught in the western hemisphere you're dumber than you look.
This is now a train thread
>>5474209
Yeh I found a cute one tho
>>5474211
Hey don't ask me
I didn't make the rules I just follow em
>>5474222
; _ ;
>>5474228
I heard that kiwi almost jumped in front of a train. What happened?
>>5474126
yeah i start on the 22nd of this month !
please give frog a hug from me :3
>>5474229
was she that one that raped another trip or was she doing the raping?
>>5474231
GRATS KIT
posting anime just for u
give me vampire related media please, thread...
>>5474223
From what I've seen bexe likes to be verbose and throw in words & terms in there thinking it'll sound good, but they doesn't even make any sense.
>>5474222
it's ok anon... anything above 5-key rollover is the same as far as gaming goes
come back...
>>5474223
it's not about independence, it's about financial viability, if i could afford to move out in a city as expensive as toronto i'd be out the door the instant i had a lease to sign
>>5474235
Like this?
I need this article
>>5474229
Uhmm I'd rather not bring it up and I don't know the whole story anyways o-o
can ask her but I doubt she likes talking about it
>>5474231
aaaaa so happy for u !!
I will !! a rlly big bear hug desu
>>5474237
I hate it when they doesn't even make sense
>>5474240
2d media thnx
does anyone else miss mohammed
>>5474242
That irony was exactly my point.
>>5474237
I mean, it's not like it isn't a fact that it's seen as less of an imperative in many European countries compared to the U.S.
>>5474240
I should've added that I don't want anything too gay
>>5474245
? who that
am not active enuf
>>5474242
u need jesus
and a hug
>>5474239
hi bexe i hope u enjoy your new years
I'm down from being all alone and pathetic on NYE, can we spam petting images?
>>5474260
>>5474264
>>5474264
>>5474239
>it's not about independence, it's about financial viability
financial viability in 18 year olds is a western hemisphere meme? what the literal fuck are you talking about? you're trying to justify your own lack of independence and financial feasibility under a cloak of a supposed hopeless meme.
>>5474119
>Just get friends
>>5474229
Cheska left her for another trip after shading her for months, Kiwi posted suicidally before transitioning
>>5474239
I'll come back for you. Imma go drink some more and play video games with friends for a while though so I'll crawl into bed with you later Bexu. Hope you have a good New Years if I pass out before I make it back.
Hope all you other girls have a good NYE too. Yes, even you.
>>5474264
>>5474268
>>5474275
>her
>this thread
>>5474264
ive been doing shots all night, I feel like shit
>>5474279
>>5474268
>>5474284
>tfw you're short enough for head pats but will never receive them
>tfw vampires don't real
>>5474282
post trips that don't deserve female pronouns
>>5474287
how short u gotta be for head pats......
>>5474292
maki
swg
tahm
cartman
booger
>>5474245
every day
>>5474269
rent in big cities is pretty expensive regardless of district, that's pretty much all there is to it
it would be retarded to move out on a min wage job with 2 cats to some shit apartment that will probably have roaches or bedbugs or some shit, unless it's so expensive that i'm paying more to feed my cats than i'm paying to feed myself just to make ends meet
if i were in bumfuck manitoba i'd already be renting an apartment off of 1 month's paycheck
>>5474286
drink more water, it should be at least ~500ml per 2 shots, also eat plenty of greasy drunk food during or after
also why did you delete me from skype ;_;
>>5474269
What's sad is bexe is almost 28 saying this shit
>tfw you got a boyfriend
>>5474286
what's your poison?
>>5474302
>also why did you delete me from skype ;_;
I deleted my skype because there is someone going around posting my pics everywhere and pretending to be me to cause trouble. Also I ain't that worried about the shots because of what I am doing them with.
>>5474292
maki
swg
tahm
cartman
booger
kiwi
bexe
>>5474295
i mean i'm like 5'4"-ish?, but you could be taller and get them desu.it's just that everyone is taller than me, but they will never come.
jdimsa
>>5474309
>what's your poison?
ketchup, ive been doing shots of ketchup since 5 pm
All women are whores, therefor, all(most) of you are whores. Discuss, why do you all want to be whores?
>>5474292
noelle
maki
swg
tahm
cartman
booger
faye
kiwi
korra
jocelyn
potc
>>5474302
>that's pretty much all there is to it
there's a lot more to it than that. you're blaming your geographical circumstance instead of taking responsibility for your (lack of) actions. if you are in fact almost 28, what a joke. i'm 21 living within a large urban context and being independent (including financial capabilities). you're twisting around your own plot while conveniently borrowing cultural norms to justify being a loser.
circe and booger, stop infiltrating gaygen you stupid fucks
>tfw will be another hour before I have any weed
>tfw haven't smoked all day
>>5474325
'Cause dick is pretty great.
>>5474308
OMGG is it the boy you were hanging out with and doing mushrooms with?? congrats Moap !!
is he cute??
>>5474319
You deserve all the bad things that happen to you.
>>5474329
we don't want them either
>>5474319
So virgin bloody marys
>>5474303
dysphoria fucked my life up, it's cool
>>5474312
alright that's fine i guess, skype has nothing to do with people posting your pics tho since that's all mtfg so it'll happen regardless but i understand why it happened
>>5474325
is it whoring if you only have sex with people you care about?
>>5474328
moving comes with its own costs senpai, and why would i move when i just got this sweet fulltime job?
>>5474340
basically
I am addicted to ketchup
>>5474329
Nobody likes them there either.
They are annoying as fuck and shitposters.
Prefer them there than here though. So annoying threadkillers because they can't control their emotions and psychoticness.
>>5474336
Mmmmhmmmm, thats the one. Ive tripped with him before too, we're both big stoners too.
He's pretty good looking, he looks like a white adult version of Shinji kinda.
Im gonna take a shower, Ill be back in a bit.
>>5474286
yeah you deserve it for everything you did you ugly man
>>5474319
i love you kayla
>>5474325
Cuz dick is pretty gr8.
I'd rather a qt bf tho.
>>5474295
changes based on ur current height..
>>5474314
frog
>>5474326
frog
>>5474343
idgi...i never eat ketchup on my fries
its ok but idgi
>>5474346
I still dont understand Circe. She? has an obviously gay guy boyfriend and seems to want to be a guy still to please him and then claim intersex and the next day she'll be full on "I'm a girl" again.
>>5474341
>why would i move when i just got this sweet fulltime job?
you're absolutely pathetic and not surprising why people bully you.
>>5474349
is that the potsy copypasta?
fun fact: miss cock has aids so do not accidentally sit on it
bug on ann summers website
40 quid of goods for free, just pay postage
>>5474357
rawr you of all people cant call people pathetic. Its pointless to tell you to stop samefagging but its obvious to anyone just glancing at the thread.
>>5474361
it's written by kayla not potsy, retard
happy awoo year mtfg
>>5474292
me
>>5474357
quitting a job 1 month into it isn't going to look good on the resume i'm handing to people in Alberta or BC or QC or any other province i might decide to spend hundreds of dollars moving to
maybe by summer i'm out of here at the earliest
>>5474348
Wow that is so cute, I'm really happy for you !
What a cool way to start the new year as well :3
what does kit look like?
why is everyone love her?
>>5474318
wow what a shortie
>>5474314
booger is trans in denial desu
>>5474308
grats bb !!
>>5474325
>I got cucked by a black man so now all women are whores
>>5474355
Think she loves him and tries to tell herself she's not trans bcus of it
Also gender queer I think idk
>>5474349
that's my favorite post
>>5474368
awoo !!
>>5474376
because she's super sweet and my fav
soon you pretties will be all mine mwahahaha
A few days ago, I told you guys that I would be posting dank memes. I keep my word, /mtfg/.
Time to go to a party. Happy New Year!
Bye everyone and don't be a slut tonight.
Bye bexe I hope you get to be a slut.
>>5474370
Come to America. We have punch and pie.
>>5474381
FUCKING SHIT, MUH MEME DIDN'T POST!
>>5474370
>le smug anime faes
>>5474384
we have punch and pie here... but american currency is preferential for purchasing them...
>>5474276
come back for me anon...
>>5474368
you are so fucking late
happy new year
>>5474376
she looks like me but way cuter
everyone loves her because she's the purest trip and is a great person
>>5474387
you have it backwards, the attention comes before the sex, if it's not there i'm not into it
>>5474368
happy new year beautiful : 3
>>5474389
why does that guy look like ray blanchard only younger?
>>5474367
do you know what either a copypasta or a joke is?
>>5474388
>Hating on Phasma
We'll get more of her in VIII just you wait.
>>5474388
TR-8R
>>5474388
phasma is the new boba fett
>>5474394
Sorry I was busy sucking di- I mean sleeping
>>5474352
Don't 99% of all qt bfs come with gratis dick?
>>5474412
hows 2016
>>5474412
>literally sucking dick every day in 2016
>>5474412
it's okay, i was too busy pooping on ches- I mean pooping
>>5474415
I do agree though that TR8-T0R should have been Phasma instead
>>5474427
trip on noelle
>>5474368
happy new year jormy !
>>5474391
hi! happy new year !
ok i'm going to sleep now girls everyone please be safe
>>5474436
gn Kit !
Happy 2016~!
>>5474403
>TR-8R
i haven't even watched the movie yet and this name just.... fucking kills me
THANK YOU JOSS WHEDON OR FUCKING WHOEVER GOD DAMN WHAT A GREAT MEME
>>5474412
slut but i'm ok with it, happy new year's
>>5474416
they're both about equal cost, i could move out of toronto to some shit tier city like london with no fucking jobs but why, or i could move out of province to [anywhere] and pay shipping or fuel fees to companies/mymom plus foraying in a totally-unknown area which is also a why
plus my cats need space to run around; they might have been a bad purchase 2 years ago thinking way into the future but i love them and i love seeing them run around and they're my babies so living at home is the best option for them rn and i wish it wasn't
>>5474430
>>5474415
I want a spin off movie set between Episode VI and VII that features TR-8R and JB-007 going around and fucking shit up stormtrooper style.
>you will never punch jormy in the balls as hard as you can
it hurts to live
>>5474376
She's not well liked. Everyone just wants to fuck her.
>>5474454
but why
>>5474442
this is like watching your tongue falling down the stairs. i'm sure someone like you will convince yourself it's a norm to live with your parents for the rest of your life.
I'm
>>5473863
>>5473881
my face is a little long and its probably going to stop me from passing
>>5473894
i dont work tonight
>>5473920
maybe. sometimes a bad style is worse than outting yourself though.
>>5473979
thanks hon. post yourself next time.
>>5474001
im going to assume that wasn't on purpose so thanks!
>>5474002
love you maddie
>>5474068
theres no denying it. i really do.
everyone on /b/ loves my miss cock
you just wish you were as popular as me!
That's enough league for today i forgot how fun it could be
>>5474459
cuteposting with anime reaction images, its a trannies wet dream tbqhwy
>>5474442
You could rent a room in a cat-friendly home, but with an autist that's out of the question it seems.
>>5474466
@____@ play w/ me next time
1v1 tbqh
2 1/2 bottles of champagne down, a few more to go
>>5474475
never had it tbdesu
tfw no yaoi bf
hmu ok
>>5474477
Well fuggg o well. Tbdesu inrarely get on and when i doni usually jump right into matches
>tfw no one at all ever
One day I'll be cute enough for a partner
>>5474459
because kit is cool and nice
>>5474460
sorry senpai but my cats are my babies so they come first
>>5474468
i could but rent is pretty high these days... i'd just as likely be fine as be back in the basement within 2 months
honestly i'd really rather be on my own, but financially i just can't really manage it unless i'm willing to live a 2-hour ride to/from work which is a stupid way to satisfy the live-on-your-own-or-you're-a-loser meme
What's your new year's resolution?
>>5474492
Get a fucking life.
>>5474490
You are indeed a loser.
>>5474496
Yeah I can only play at friends' houses. Meh I'm starting to think that's not gunna happen all memes aside but if it does it'll be one of those pleasant surprises
>>5474451
w-why would you do dis tho
>>5474491
shitpost more
>>5474497
don't waste your breath on that sperg. if they don't see how they're a loser still living at home at nearly 28 years of age, there's nothing you can do but laugh and leave them to the misery.
>>5474491
>finish electrolysis
>get orchi
>go full time
>>5474490
You're cool and nice too ya know : 3
>>5474511
The only thing :^) here is your life.
>>5474491
suppress feelings and emotions for another year
try not to kill myself whilst doing that
>>5474491
>Manage a busier store
>sponsor another transgirl with my savings instead
>New glasses
>>5474491
Happiness
>>5474503
I mean it might not happen right away but ull find someone eventually
the chances of being alone 5ever are v slim lol
>>5474491
>die
>>5474511
who u gonna meet
>>5474518
:^) he knows
>>5474527
>who u gonna meet
someone who fills the void, maybe
>>5474065
>knee pressed in against the perineum
oh sweet lord yes
>around when mtfg first started
>could have started transition
>manned up instead
now look at me
>>5474065
thought ur gf didn't know u had boobs @______@
>>5474539
yeh after transition tho ull be a lot happier which attracts ppl
>>5474537
that'd be nice
Edmonton when .. ??
>>5474549
door bro ??
>>5474292
anyone that posts here. Everyone here tries to act and dress like a 15 year old Japanese girl. It's cringe
>>5474549
Doorbrah pls
>>5474550
>edmonton
>not toronto
ded...
>>5474556
According to everyone here I dress like a middle aged mom.
>>5474556
i act like a tranny and i dress like a small boy who shops at old navy
jokes on u
>>5474549
stop working out
eat 90% less meat
cardio cardio cardio
from where you're at right now you can probably alleviate a shit ton of dysphoria just by burning that shit off and getting skinny
silver linings motherfucker
>>5474558
You should sleep with umaru or kit. You girls can relate.
>>5474556
i'm literally just me and waiting for boymode to fail and it might never fail
>>5474566
th-thanks senpai...
Who is the cutest poster? I vote Pookie.
>>5474577
>i'm literally just me and waiting for boymode to fail and it might never fail
mine did today, I was called a tomboy at the gas station in full guy mode
>>5474582
Men's clothes aren't androgynous if you have a masculine frame
>>5474349
>tfw when no one hates you
>>5474371
It's pretty awesome, we tripped hard for a couple hours, showered together, and then he held me for the rest of the night.
Third Impact here it comes!
>>5474549
It must hurt, deep in your soul
>>5474556
I totally do dress like a teenager.
>>5474581
who is this secret admirer
idu
I used to cute post a lot more than I do now ; ~ ;
>>5474583
How do you dress when in boy mode Kayla?
>>5474577
I'm kōhai ok....
>>5474582
aa just let them come to u desu
how's school btw I don't see u post ur metal working anymore......
>>5474583
kayla i want you to re-add me on skype and never delete me
>>5474592
>tfw when no one loves you
I'm getting pretty drunk right now :)
>>5474598
>How do you dress when in boy mode Kayla?
like this
>>5474378
>wow what a shortie
pls no bully
2015 was a hell of a lot better than '13 or '14. I was finally able to find steady employment instead of soul-numbing datamining that paid illegally low wages under the table cause it was a fucking mom and pop gig.
On a side note, just got went to the salon yesterday and got a quarter of my hair shaved down in hipsterdyke fashion. Having super short hair anywhere on my scalp again is really weird. Last time it happened, it was 2009, I was doing the whole head, and I regretted it instantly. Glad I'm able to enjoy it again. Running my fingers through it is super fun when I'm blazed.
>>5474606
RARE
oops, didn't realise that was actually you man
Bestfriend started feeling unwell so I gave him a kiss on the cheek and went home
I don't really want to go hang out with my parents but I have no other plan currently as the guy who texted me like 3 hours ago hasn't responded to my sudden acquisition of free time
>>5474607
it true tho ....
>>5474603
at a party?
>>5474600
>kayla i want you to re-add me on skype and never delete me
this desu
>>5474606
oo I can definitely see why'd you fail boymode like that lol
ur boobs are so visible !!
>>5474616
>Bestfriend started feeling unwell so I gave him a kiss on the cheek and went home
aww that's really sweet
>>5474600
>Tfw you have a bf who's extremely into you
>>5474606
>boymode
The horror.
I guess we can't all be truetrans
>>5474620
I'm pretty awesome btw
>>5474588
I actually wear girls clothes most of the time . . .
>>5474598
I'm out of school for winter break till jan 11 and im loving sllnrhe free time. Once it starts again I'm gunna be a ghost around here. Although im nervous its an all guys class and they don't know I'm trans and are homophobic :v
>>5474600
Does liking u alot count?
>>5474606
U look like a dyke
>>5474606
you look unbelievably cute like that
Spending new years drunk and sad with my happy friends in their relationships
Who else
>tfw your gf is mad you took 30 minutes to get dressed
I look cute though white puffy aysemetical cut vest that ends at my butt, black leggings, black side zip boots, a long black tight shirt, and god tier tuck
>>5474632
¿¿¿¿¿This is a statistical likelihood?????
>>5474639
Excuse me?
>>5474625
oh yah?
u sure seem like it
>>5474628
ooo well I hope it goes okay, you'll still be boy mode then right?
that sounds kinda scary with all the guys there
>>5474635
>Spending new years sad
this part yah
>>5474637
S H O W F I T
>>5474646
There's a disproportionately large number of dykes among tgirls, so it's hardly unlikely.
>>5474648
Oh gosh ty
I'm only good at initial bants because Bestfriend doesn't usually have a comeback
>>5474651
God, that phase sucked. I didn't wanna bother coming out at the tail end of college to everyone, so I just wore a bulky hoodie for a year. Summer sucked balls, and my face was feminizing enough that I still couldn't mask myself entirely.
>>5474651
You've tried sports bras I'm guessing?
Mine are getting hard to conceal too
A tight undershirt then a really baggy shirt / sweater helps and is what I usually do
Might add a sports bra under that eventually
>>5474656
ur best friend sounds like a dweeb
>>5474620
i know.
>ywn be average height
>>5474667
He's adorable you just don't understand
>>5474660
yeah, it gets hot here in summer too fml
>>5474663
>cowtits
literally just made me blush
>>5474648
This the top,
>>5474648
Me too. I'm actually terrified when I go back cuz colouring ur hair here in the deep south is considered flayboyantally gay and having a haircut like this is super girly.
The welding instructor is only 24 y/o so idk if he'd be alotta help if something happened
>>5474427
trip on elanna
>>5474674
Well they are to me
>>5474677
That's... An interesting outfit you have on there
>>5474669
sounds like a good thing desu
am (below?) average and feel lucky for it I guess
5'6" or 7" haven't measured in a bit
>>5474671
he does actually seem adorable and it sounds like u two are v close
>>5474676
woa looks rlly cute actually I usually hate vests
>>5474677
hmm can u wear a beanie most of the time?
Just beat em up if they say anything desu
Also did u bleach ur brows they look bright ; o
>>5474606
but kayla, boys don't have boobs
who else ringing in the new year with pizza and bubbly booze?
>>5474693
We've been friends since first grade which I just realized was last millennium
>>5474676
literally /anime boy/ mode, you look like you should be holding a pack of trading cards fanned out in one hand
>>5474635
Ill be alone on new years, I just spent the night at my boyfriends house tripping together and we're both tired.
>>5474677
I hope you carry a firearm or some form of self protection.
>>5474695
Ill be starting the new year with my good friend Mary Jane, she always makes me feel amazing.
>>5474692
Its just a tee shirt and jeans w/ a pikachu hat
>>5474693
Well we usually wear bandannas or welding hats around our heads at all times + tinted protective glasses so maybe I'll do that and always wear them even on break time lol.
Yeah I bleached my eyebrows too. <,<; week after next hair and brows are gunna be platinum blonde
>tfw its 3:30 am
im gonna sleep, happy new year to you faggots still stuck in 2015 xo
>>5474698
At five months I'm still a boymode pro you know
>>5474710
I don't even own one of those. I use prayer as my means of defense lol
>>5474712
Lots of lively colors in it though
>>5474676
>that awkward moment when Faye steals your new years outfit
>>5474717
wait till the boobs come in and your cheeks get all full and you start smelling like a girl, its fun dealing with death stares from confused cis people
>>5474628
>Does liking u alot count?
it counts for something since i'm apparently a demisexual
>>5474676
>not wearing a ball gown to a new years party
>>5474727
I'm told by Bestfriend that I smell like a girl and my face is visibly fuller
I just still have tiny tits for now and I honestly hope it lasts
>>5474726
This is whole thing
>tfw appropriating women's spaces
>>5474742
TACKY
>>5474727
>cheeks get full
so there's hope for me yet? mine are just round down my face
>>5474734
who the f does that? this isn't a 60's reunion, everyone just wants to get wasted
>>5474757
Kayla is a retard especially when it comes to fashion just ignore her
>>5474757
>who the f does that?
I dunno, last new years I went to was at the Yacht club in Dana Point and every female was wearing a dress.
>>5474765
Was the state governor or their spouse's bosses there or something?
My mom just told me nye is for amateurs and the real parties happen on new years day
heard it here first
>>5474698
>it would just make my boobs even more noticeable
idk I've heard from people it really helps but I can see where your doubt comes from
I kinda doubt it too desu
>>5474712
ur brows are gna be plat ?? omg I usually see plat hair w/ brown brows woa
won't they see ur brows then @____@
>>5474742
omg toki doki bag ily faye
>>5474764
Uhmm
>>5474722
Be careful out there, sounds like you're in a dangerous place.
>>5474732
Im a bong woman myself, I love me smoking them bongs
>>5474765
A dress is not a ball gown
>>5474764
Maybe but you're a retard too Korra
>>5474772
Well I'm hoping the saftey glasses covers them tbdesu if not then uhh idk I'll have to pray nothing bad happens when the instructor is away @_@;;;
I might have to tell my school administration I'm trans if I'm suspect any foul play afoit. But thankfully there's a security guard that patrols the campus regularly, so she might be enough of a deterrent
>>5474775
I try to keep myself outta harms way but tnx
>>5474780
Ya I jsut styled my hair while its still growing cuz it was an unkempt mess b4 tbdesu. I'm gunna get my eyebrows done next time it gets dyed. . .
>>5474782
Yeah I can be dense AF at times, but Kayla is like, "is this real life?" tier. Plus being a bitch 24/7 doesn't help her case any.
>>5474788
ooh take pics
are you going to keep it platinum as it grows, u think?
>>5474775
I vape for the health stuff tho it's probablyu counteracted by my alcoholism
I should rlly just make soem more tincture too
>>5474795
Yeah I like that colur alot and it fits my skin tone so I'll touch it up as it grows out. Thankfully my hair grows super fast so by the time next year ends my hair will be shoulder length easily
>>5474806
is ur hair straight o:
gl its a lot of maint but is cool
>>5474752
>your Marc New York vest and toki doki bag are terrible
>my 1950s house dress is style
>>5474764
you are the wrong person to be talking about fashion
>>5474812
@____@ how much was it? Doubt it's going to be less maint than a boys haircut honestly
unless ur boys haircut was pic
>>5474817
woa hips
>>5474817
You dress like a drag queen from the 50s and do terrible makeup yet have the nerve to try and talk about someone else lmao.
I dont even try. I just wear t shirt + skinny jeans doofus.
>>5474823
My little sister is a prof hairstylist so she only charged me $20 for the style cut + bleaching. Compare that to the $40 I'd spend monthlynto keep my boy haircut short and its literally half and I only go to get it styled like once every few months instead of weekly like before x.x
This is how my hair was before
>>5474824
>boot jeans, t shirt, earth colored jacket
Are you even not trying
hi girls! hope you're having a wonderful NYE ^__^
>>5474832
I didn't want to get a longer one because it would have been too femmy and I am still in guy mode for now
>>5474824
>terrible makeup
Kayla has pretty solid makeup skills now
>I dont even try
>I dont even
>I dont
yeah you really shouldn't
>>5474832
You haven't been here long enough to know that Kayla's idea of being female is being a stereotypical 50's housewife
>>5474823
omg that pic
>>5474829
that costs $40?
couldnt u just get a razor or w/e and set it to like some number and BZZ
>>5474837
you too edie ! are u doing anything
>>5474837
No my Bestfriend started feeling unwell and the party my parents went to ended so I'm just at home waiting for them to come home
>not wearing the /fa/pproved flecktarn parka
also,
>tfw image limit
>>5474840
great. you're turning into faye
>>5474834
Jeggings + the first not dirtybtee shirt I had and my only jacket haha.
>>5474839
Ya she's really good to me. It took her like 4 hours to do my hair when she did it x.x
>>5474841
Not compared to other girls I see irl and here. Its sub par at best. And yeah I'm only 1 month hrt there's no point in trying rn tbdesu
>>5474844
Yeah it nhad to get it done weekly cuz my hair grows so fast 10$ x 4 aonth adds up
>>5474859
>my only jacket
How terrible
I'm a slut for jackets and coats, they're practically the only things in my closet
>>5474858
naw, its just that I need to stay guy mode while I do electrolysis and its going to take at least 5 months to get my beard thinned enough to hide daily
>>5474859
>Not compared to other girls I see irl and here.
she is only like a year on hrt and has been practicing the whole time
most girls here and cis girls have been practicing makeup their whole lives
don't be critical of others just to try and be part of the clique, especially when you're not exactly trying at all
most of the bad pictures of kayla were from this time last year when she started trying to learn how to makeup
>>5474867
Jesus put your trip on
>>5474871
Apologies my son
>>5474867
Can I still be trans if I want to be one of those tomboys who eschews makeup?
>>5474844
<33
i worked! made a few hundred. i also tipped some guy on CB and won his jock strap. which is weird and i cackled. i'm not doing anything this year cause i really just wanna be alone and start of the year making money and being responsible yknow? i'm going to be alone for a long while and i need to get used to that etc... no use waiting till the new year to better my life like everyone else.
are you doin anythin?
>>5474846
i am like 90% better ty bby!!! <3333
>>5474853
o-oh my apologies
>>5474872
>son
>>5474867
don't be critical of others just to try and be part of the clique
Except I'm not and I'm never critical of anyone except Kayla because 99% of the time she's a raving bitch to literally everyone that says pants on head retarded shit and blames everyone else for her self inflicted problems.
I'd go easy on her if she would chill out and not be a stuck up cunt all the time. But I learned the hard way that kindness is wasted on her. She craves the negative attention.
>>5474874
yes, makeup doesn't have anything to do with your brain.
>>5474871
Kayla doesn't type like that tho
>>5474863
; __ ; brush me anyways
>>5474874
The real goal is to be able to pass w/o makeup
for me anyways
>>5474859
>there's no point in trying rn tbdesu
u should practice lol u sooner u start the more ull learn and be ready for fulltime
>>5474877
yayy ur years gna be great I know it
>i also tipped some guy on CB and won his jock strap
what are u gonna do w/ it omg
>>5474881
It was a joke but thank you
>>5474890
Wouldn't that be nice...
>>5474878
what troubles you?
>>5474880
...
>>5474898
Jesus is it true you're a jew?
>>5474890
I have a gud idea what kinda clothes I wear once I'm further along into hrt but rn I'm sticking to andro clothes almost exclusively till boymode fails. I so practice makeup tho. I wear foundation and concealer to give my face that clear complexion look
>>5474890
Yes, she does.
>>5474901
it is true my son I am of the Jewish faith
>>5474912
Oh I believe it but I anticipate that's years away
Don't know how I feel about cosmetic surgery yet
>>5474913
Did the holocaust happen?
>>5474912
She types like that all the time to herself as anon and she's been doing it longer than most people here have been around.
>>5474912
That's subject to change the moment a happy passing girl posts a pic and she goes crazy with jealousy and lashes out at everyone as usual. Same old song and dance. And yeah I sometimes do eyeliner too, even tho I still look like a boy. Ppl just assume I'm a massive gayboi instead trans lol
>>5474919
>mfw it's illegal to deny the holocaust in Israel and Germany
>mfw image limit
>>5474919
of course it happened my child, I took the form of their deliverer in 1942
>>5474877
the jock strap is a trophy
if i were u it'd end up being a good luck charm honestly
that sounds like something you can commit to that'll better you edie.
you always keep it real edie
i think it's going to serve you well and you're gonna find happiness along with bank
i've been playing a lot of maplestory, lol
next quarter starts next week for me, though
did you play any more undertale?
np if u didnt
lol i spoiled it for pooks, ruined a LIFE ALTERING EXPERIENCE
<3
>>5474890
is petting a good substitute, bebs
