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Gay General - Marriage Edition


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>/gaygen/

Got any plans to tie the knot, gaygen? Do you think you'll ever get kids?
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still closeted
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>>5466875

me 2
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>>5466877
rest in peace
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>>5466868
Can't even get a hook up and you're asking if I want to get married
Forty keks
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>>5466875
>>5466877
Me 3
>>5466868
If this chloroform kicks it, I just might
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>>5466868
I don't want to marry my brother/clone desu
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>>5466910
You've done it, you've summoned him.
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>>5466910

are you even gay?
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>>5466916
straight when i look at them
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>>5466916
incest isn't my thing
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>>5466926
Inb4 purple mohawks
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>>5466933
>>5466915

I actually can't be bothered to post it. Not again.
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I'm a submissive guy naturally, i love the whole power play dynamic. My boyfriend is decidedly not into any of that stuff. How do I handle my submissive urges /lgbt/? You're my only hope.
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>>5466939
You know you want to feelgood.
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>>5466940

Just have a discussion about mixing things up in the bedroom. Ask him if he has any fantasies or fetishes, then if you fufull those for him I'm sure he won't mind playing up to yoru submissive side in return.

Maybe invest in some toys or something?
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>>5466951
I tried both those things.
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>>5466953

how did it go?
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>>5466868
Um no, marriage is heteronormative I will not wear the badge of my oppressor I am a special unique proud gay snowflake who will spend his days as a natural homo which means not cowing to the monogamous institution of marriage that only seeks to heteronormalize faggots
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>>5466953
>3▶
>>>5466951
He doesn't mind doing them but I can kinda tell they make him uncomfortable/ he doesn't really know how to do em.
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I'm a little worried. I posted a topic the other day for advice but the situation seems to have deteriorated.

Guy I was talking to for about a month now, really hit it off, had a lot of fun, sexually compatible and personalities mixed really well, his friends really liked me.

Now he has stopped talking to me, deleted his dating profile, and I'm at a loss. He had to cancel the last few times we could hang out, blaming his dad (he's 21, I'm 24) then just poof. Gone.

Is this normal? I really liked him and we didn't do anything more than foreplay and when he did talk to me, he sounded super eager to escalate this to relationship.

No Facebook to stalk, sadly.
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>>5466971
Even gay people can be stupid and ignorant! Sexuality really doesn't make you who you are, does it?
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>>5466981
Uh, kinda common. Very strange though. I'd send one last message saying you had fun and really liked him and you are sad to see it come to an end. If you want to leave the option to contact you again when his life is more under control again you can. Or if you are feeling bitter tell him to fuck off.
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>>5466981
Gay men are at the top of compartmentalizing love and sex, he got some form of sex and in the heat of the moment of impulsivity talked too large. Now or soon he'll be on to his next encounter. It's the gay circle of lyfe.
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>>5466981
It could easily have nothing to do with you. And if he's not connecting with you, well, then it doesn't. Such is life.
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>>5466986

I did that yesterday thinking that Xmas was busy time for people who have family.

My birthday is tomorrow and he promised me he would do something really nice to make up for being a flake last week, but I've already started going back onto dating sites to prepare a back up.
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>>5466990
>he got some form of sex and in the heat of the moment of impulsivity talked too large.
Oh god this is me all the fucking time.
KILL ME. I hate this shit.
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>>5466910
This guy nailed it tbQh.
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Only 17 hours and 20 minutes until MY year.

>>5466868
>Got any plans to tie the knot, gaygen
Illegal.
>Do you think you'll ever get kids
Disgusting, no.
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>>5466990

Is a blowjob and a little rimming worth being a cunt though? If he ditched after a fuck, sure that would make sense to me.

>>5466996
It just irritates me because I don't really get a lot (any) bites on dating sites. Which I always find odd because I think I'm attractive and at least fun to talk to. And I let people know up front I want some sort of relationship. No fuck and gun it.
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>>5466868
Dunno if I find someone I like I might do it.
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>>5467009
>Only 17 hours and 20 minutes until MY year.
no, it's mine.
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>>5467010
I understand and it sucks. I'm just letting you know that wondering about these things is rarely helpful. Maybe he's a spy; maybe a tremendous asshole. Practically speaking it's not making your day better to ponder it. I'm confident there are good guys out there for you.
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>>5467009
Staaahhhhhhp

>>5466990
It's sad because it's true
But it's nice because at least there's usually a pretty clear rationalization of "it was never going to work anyway" which is a nice way to tie things up
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>>5467010
He wasn't being a cunt though, the moment of lust subsided and he started thinking with his head again. What incentive is there to form a relationship if there's a new flavor to be had with nsa ever so often? If you want a relationship you have to work on creating love, not lust. Sadly this is harder to do with men, especially gay men. You'd have to become a siren or a star to pull it of.
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I'm a little scared to use Grindr since.. Well I'm only into white guys, lol and heard tons of horror stories from there.

I'm using tinder now and while I like the idea, it's been like 2 days and 0 matches.

I kind wanna use scruff but i don't know anyone who's used it
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>>5467022
Califag? Which califag are you?
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>>5467047

I don't know, I like people being up front. If you don't like me or just got what you wanted, just let me know rather than pussyfoot around it. Or why waste a month talking when you got what you wanted after a week? I know it's not very useful or healthy to care, but I'm bored at work and have nothing better to do lol
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>>5467037
You can't take this from me, but I hope you have an excellent year and New Year's!
I'm going to cut down on my drinking, and maybe seduce a qt bf when I go back to university.

>>5467046
You stop, only I am allowed to find him irresistibly qt.
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>>5467047
>You'd have to become a siren or a star to pull it of.
So femboy fabulous? Bust out the body glitter
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>>5467090
That would work if you wanted to seduce a straight guy, we're in difficult territory here.
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>>5467056
Isnt everyone from Cali besides you?

>>5467068
I can't deal
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>>5467056
One from the ass end of nowhere
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>>5467099
Yeah and you still can't get a gg bf
Shameful
>>5467104
Ahh right, I thought you were tech theatre cali fag
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>>5467117
Hahaha no I live way away from alot of civilization and I have been posting quite a bit recently lol.
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>>5467134
707fag
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>>5467098
Well, straight is a relative term around here. But what is your plan then? Bara tiddies? Pup mask?
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>>5467145
No 760
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Last night my ass was wrecked by a 9x6.5

>rip me
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>>5467117
I have no shortage of options, tyvm

>>5467165
Did you scream?
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>>5467165
are those dick measurements
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post guys you met/know:

this is the 7' tall guy from >>5466867

http://40.media.tumblr.com/1682b52b96f356fa5a9db9e43b77748d/tumblr_ntijr4W9t61r8tabko1_1280.jpg

>terribly photoshopped
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>>5467067

Even if he does eventually contact you again, would you really want to become involved with someone so redflaggy cyclothymic?

Forget about him, it doesn't really sound like anything good can come out of this. I know it sucks that he seemed cool, but you should probably do yourself a favor and cut your losses *now*.
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>>5467172
He was feeding me the tip while he was on the phone so i wasn't allowed to make any noise.

>>5467177
Yes
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>>5467152
I'm running out of ideas, from all the literature I've read on the subject I don't yet see how you could seduce gay men without being their type, having a big dick or being a celebrity. It's why I'm giving up altogether and will start nochan and become a hermit, just working out, painting and reading alchemical texts. 24 hours to go.
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>>5467189
>implying i know any gay guys irl let alone met with any of them
>implying i am ever leaving the closet
>implying
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>tfw you're closet, on vacation, and on a gay beach on your own in vicinity of a road, talking to some qt and suddenly a car appears behind you driving on the road which is exactly the same model as the one your family is renting
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>>5467202
you might want to see a shrink about that issue of yours
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>>5467199
wtf is nochan
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>>5467199
> I don't yet see how you could seduce gay men without being their type, having a big dick or being a celebrity
it's easy, just use the DENNIS system
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>>5467198

hot

when/how did you lose your virginity, reddread?
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>>5467202
The only way you'll ever really find a fellow fag is if his cock is twitching on your lips coating your tongue in his precum.

And really, if you never leave the closet, how will you ever find him?
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>>5467208
Same as nofap, but with imageboards instead of jerking off.
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>>5467207
>>5467217
i'm not white so there's literally 0 benefit for me to be out
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>>5467172
Yeah no from 50 guys is a lot of options
Take your time
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Am I the only one here who thinks that he is really ugly and was shit in the movie?
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>>5467225
Oh, /gg/ bf

Guess ill settle for irl bf. There's gonna be an orgy at the festival this weekend. Maybe they'll have bf signups after
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>>5467233
Agreed. When he took of the helmet I was like "really?"

>mfw
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>>5467165
Ugh, you again.

>>5467207
Do you think you're some kind of WebMD now?
You have no power here, stop telling people to seek help.
Fatty fatty peanut head.
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>>5467234
Have fun
Wrap before you tap
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>>5467233
i haven't even seen it yet but yeah he looks like a rat halfway through mutating into a human
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>>5467216
It was fairly uneventful at the age of 21 to a girl because I was in the closet and in double denial. Sex was vanilla and at the time I thought I mightve been bi
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>>5467236
i felt the same
has he at least low pitched voice in english?
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>>5467239
Shut the fuck up I dont have time for you anymore.
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>>5467244

>tfw there is hope

thanks man!
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>>5467239
>you again
I've been here long before you and your skeleton. You sent allowed to use phrases like that.
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>>5467246
I take it you watched a dubbed version in your language? Yes he has a low voice when he has the helmet on, but when he takes it off it's normal and not low pitched.
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Lost it at 16 to some chick I dated at prom. First time I ever fugged havent done anything since
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>>5467233

> ugly

Yes

> Shit in the movie

idk, he was serviceable enough I think. SW characters tend to be simplistic so they're not real challenges anyway. He did the wimpy/inferiority complex thing well enough.
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>>5467240
It might just be ugly hippies and ill go listen to music while they spread some love
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>>5467256
>Yes he has a low voice when he has the helmet on
Same in my dubbed version
and when he took the helmet off he had a too high pitched voice to be taken seriously
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>>5466868
>plans to tie the knot
I kinda had them but they ended when my ex fell a from a flight of stairs while naked and hia bp landed in someone esle's dick

>kids
I don't think I will ever want them. I know I don't want them right now. I mean I already have a hard time keeping myself alive, taking care of another human being would be irresponsible of me.
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>>5467249
No problem anon, don't rush into anything, just let it happen.
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>>5467262
It was very anti-climatic to say the least. Disappointment ensues for the rest of the movie.
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>>5467260
They'll spread something alright
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>>5467273
Spread the man-naise
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is it too late to get a decent date for new years eve now?
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>>5467247
Spare me the theatrics, Juppy.

>>5467252
I have been here much longer than you think, Moor. The Kleppe has just been lying dormant, it took a lot of fatposting to summon him.

>>5467233
I actually laughed when he took the helmet off.
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>>5467045
ty for making 4chan less shitty and cynical anon. Really. love u
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>>5467280
me on the left
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>>5467272

Well... The whole point was that he made up for his wimpyness by trying to be intimidating using the mask and stuff.
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>>5467280
does haavard know you're estalking him
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>>5467276
Hue hue hue
>>5467278
It's never too late
>>5467287
Your a cuter Benedict cucumber then
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>>5467286
>using whatsapp smiley on 4chan
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>>5467199
Solid plan although I question your research library if those are the only three win scenarios they offer. I look forward to seeing your paintings in 2017.

>Kidding I'll be married to a Filipino boy named Kiki and gone forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDGzBmNzGeY
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>>5467286
Love ya back, pal.
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>>5467291
>It's never too late
all the cute guys will be busy
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>>5467278
you know what i did last year for new year's eve?

i went to order a burger from this local restaurant and while picking it up some random guy in the street saw me and started cheering: "YEAH MAN, NEW YEAR'S EVE! YOU GONNA GET TURNT UP, MAN?"

and i'm like, "yeah man, you fucking know it!"

then I went home and ate my burger and got drunk alone as the clock hit midnight.

you know what i'm doing this year for new year's eve? the same thing.

don't be like me. just go out and do it. find a date. ask a random guy off grindr if you really have to.
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>>5467287
>The least attractive one
I'm so sorry.

>>5467289
Doubt it. He's probably got much creepier teenage girls on Tumblr to worry about.
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>>5467272

How much more basic can you be. Maybe you should stick with Transformers. It's not even like SW has the deepest characters around, they're pretty mediocre scripts.
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>>5467301
Well you're not busy
So there has to be a cute guy who isn't as well
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>>5467302
im going to do nothing this year really. and it's my own choice.
i have to do a lot of things for university and i cant lose 2 days being hungover.
im just going to watch some fireworks with my family at 8pm and have 1-2 cups of mulled wine.
then im going to cuddle in my bed and watch 1-2 movies, turn my phone to offline mode.
>>5467306
>>The least attractive one
>I'm so sorry.
>implying they aren't all atleast an 8
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Bout to watch a cinéma desu.

Who /patrician/ here?

>tfw no pratician bf to cuddle with
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>>5467312
subtle compliment, i like it, thanks ! :3
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>>5467310
I'm not getting into a Star Wars fight on the internet so don't try me.
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>>5467315
what film
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>>5467293
>not promoting positivity with emojis
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>>5467297
There's not much litterature about gay seduction, Sappho would be the closest I've found, and although interesting if I wanted to seduce women it doesn't work on men. Oscar Wilde I guess, but being a dandy in today's society doesn't seem like the best idea. Contemporary times are weird.
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>>5467315

did you ever watch Ice Cold In Alex? masterpiece.
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>>5467329
[Spoiler]Mr.Smith goes to Washington[/Spoiler]
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>>5467329
Trans-formers 3: dark side of the patriarchy
>>5467318
Your welcome :3c
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>>5467340
Tfw fucking up the spoiler

Kill me
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>>5467343
His welcome?
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I just noticed that I do a subtly faggy pose with my hand in pictures.
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just met someone off recon for sex and it was so awk. His dick was so small it wouldn't stay in my ass. He came on my face and now I have red eye from cum in my eye. Fucks sake haha. This is why I never meet people for sex. It's shit.
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>>5467351
Lmao you deserve it for being a faggot
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>>5467351
Whore!
You deserve that.
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>>5467348
Idgi
He thanked me so I said your welcome
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>>5467349
>subtly
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>>5467351
Topkek
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>>5467358
....
....
....
*you're
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>>5467351
Nice try maki, we all know you ask for dick pics first so things like this don't happen.
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>>5467362
:(
ive never noticed before that i do that
my posture got really gay just from posting in this thread the last couple weeks
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>>5467334
I kinda like dandies. He was a bit of a trainwreck, but I have a problem with rescuing. It's tough to draw the line between codependent and symbiotic rship. Anyway good talk. All the best.

>>5467340
Patrician cinema? That's a simply a classic. I thought you were going to watch something about French communists.
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>>5467325

> nrrgh he wasn't big-baddy[1] enough, so not awesomest tier *drools*
[1]: i.e. one dimensional
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>>5467364
Ugh it's fucking 9pm, don't start this.
Great grammatical joke btw
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why do people find butts attractive? i personally dont feel anything when i see them
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>>5466868
>Got any plans to tie the knot,
I've got plans to TAKE the knot
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>>5467393
Shape I guess lol. Its a sign of vitality if its nice and big
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>>5467401
im only turned on by cocks.
does this mean im a filthy bottom?
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>>5467406
Lol. Cocks arent personally very attractive, I prefer ass personally. As for you being a bottom do you imagine being fucked or fucking someone?
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>>5467398
that's illegal
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>>5467412
>As for you being a bottom do you imagine being fucked or fucking someone?
I don't have a preference but I would prefer someone the same size as me, so a really short and cute guy :3
Where in California are you from?
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I like cocks and butts desu
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>>5467417
>Tfw tall and cute

I'll never have gg bf. Irish is right
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>>5467417
When will they learn?
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>>5467393
I used to be totally disinterested in butts, but I've slowly grown to appreciate a nice hairy back and ass.
Dicks still turn me on way more though, and I'm a top. My favorite positions are ones that let me play with a guy's dick while I fuck him.
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>>5467422
nice
>>5467429
it's only okay for gays to be short but then they have to be cute too :(
>>5467426
post pics
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>>5467441
My face is never going to be associated with this trip. Soz
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>>5467426
go for Rugby he seems to get around a time or two sluting it up in here.
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>>5467446
not even for me? :((((
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http://strawpoll.me/6406503

What is your posting style, gaygen?

Let us know what kind of pokemon you are!
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>>5467417
Lol we arent the same body type at all. Im 6'2" and weigh 195. I live in the 760 area code though :)
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>>5467355
>>5467356
i mean, I take these comments with a pinch of salt because I know you're probably virgins but you're right. NO MORE WHORING FOR ME.
I'm legit only a whore like once every 4 months.. I hate hookup apps. they're boring.
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I keep not eating and then when I finally do eat it makes me feel sick to have to choke it down, so I just go back to not eating

am I going to die
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>>5467453
>making this poll

Autism
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>>5467461
Damn.... I'm 5'6" and 143, leel
But yeah, we aren't really in the same area. Too bad :(
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>>5467464
>eating disorder 101
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>>5467452
Not even for you, sweetest purest darling anon

>>5467461
Come to 805. We have fire
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>>5467463
Im sorry anon. I didn't mean it. Please don't make fun of me. ;_;
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>>5467470
:( I know the feel bro.
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>>5467468
>that's my style though
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>>5467475
I don't think I have an eating disorder....though it's nice that I've been losing weight because of this

I'm just too lazy to make food for myself I guess, and like I said, now when I eat I feel sick so I just don't want to. I still choke down dinner every night though because I'll get nagged by my family if I don't but it's my only meal.
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>getting emails from scruff
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>>5467487
>not eating
>I don't have an eating disorder
Denial much?
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>>5467488
>get notification from scruff
>there are 4509 new scruff news for you to read!
:|
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>>5467479
it's ok bb. You were right. My whoring days are over untill I get a boyfriend. This guy has follow up messaged me saying how hot I am. lel.

I'll pop that boipucci cherry for u
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>>5467480
not that i would complain about living near San Francisco
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>>5467477
Holy shit my mixtape is in the 805

The 760 is fire too, as in the place is hot as fuck clears 110 where I'm at in the summer almost consistently. We also have a huge desert filled with well... Nothing

And plus I'm out here till next year when I can go to college.
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>>5467494
It'll be fine when I get back into my routine after I return from my parents' place.
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who is the cutest fem... nah, just kidding, im not that autist.
lurk more.
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Do you think camming on omegle will improve my social skills? Someone on r9k suggested it
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being fat is probably the worst thing to be when you are a gay guy, anyone disagrees?
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>>5467524
no, it will make it worse
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>>5467525
I agree with you bro. Shit sucks. I worked my ass off and got thinner but I'd like to get better.
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>>5467525
Why else do you think I'm in denial about my eating disorder?

thin2win
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>>5467525
no being black is worse
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>>5467499
It's the first I've gotten

>>5467531
What city are you in? Or county
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>>5467524
maybe if people would keen to have actual conversations
but you're probably just gonna get a lot of old men looking for underage girls
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>>5467531
But if you have an ugly face you can't do anything about it apart from expensive surgery.
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>>5467512
Fuck that. We had a 3 month heat wave where it averaged 90 and it was unbearable

Come hang out in the sub-50s. You're the right height for the job. All the other tall people in my family are already dating tall people. It's awesome
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>>5467540
i've never gotten an email
i just meant on my phone b/c they're constantly updating their "news" with plugs for their events n shit

it's neat there's so many california people now
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>>5467539
that is also correct, imagine being black, ugly and fat. lol
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>>5467525
nah, being a bottom is the worst

most bottoms never get any action (which is why they spend their time shitposting here), where as a top only has to have a dick and he will get guys to suck it, even if he is fat and/or ugly
>>
>>5467555
Learn to cook and find a nice /pol/ack into cuddling & race play.
>>
Is having a bad voice a deal breaker?

It's what I'm most self conscious about. Pls respond
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>>5467550
Oh ok and yeah I get a lot of news notifications.

There have always been alway few of his cali people but it's not like people will ever meet up.

>>5467559
>bottoms get no action

Tell that to my asshole.
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>>5467545
As I said I'm not traveling until I get into college. Sorry lol but you sound bro tier as fuck. And yeah its bad

>>5467540
City, ahahaha you're funny. I'd say I'm a bit south of the inyo-San Bernardino county border I'm near death valley if that helps. Just want to tell you this there are literally no gays out here, like lets say if I wanted to go to grindr to find a twink or Tindr for a chick, im still bi sorry, I would have to go to APPLE VALLEY OR LAS VEGAS!!!

>>5467542

You're right there
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>>5467571
Just post the amusing vocaroo pls
Make it sexy.
>>
>>5467559
it's hard to get anyone as top, really.
>>5467563
im a good cook and into cuddling and race play :3
>>
>>5467579
What should I say?
>>
>>5467577
>like lets say if I wanted to go to grindr to find a twink
anon from before here, if it helps: i consider myself twinkish :3
>>
>>5466868
>Got any plans to tie the knot, gaygen? Do you think you'll ever get kids?
HWHAHHAHHAHAH! I'll stab you in the face. ;_;
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>>5467588
"plant it in my ass like a fuzzy cactus, daddy"

>>5467585
This convo is really making me value verse ex-fwb
>>
>>5467598
>This convo is really making me value verse ex-fwb
what why, do i remind you of him
>>
>>5467594
Aww how cute. :) I'm still not interested in dating though quite yet because I want to look my best. I'I'm sorry anon
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>>5467598
>"plant it in my ass like a fuzzy cactus, daddy"
I'm embarrassed but ok
>>
>>5467573
>mfw i've met two in the last 6 months
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>>5467588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6UbYHCkoZs

Or something about how you were horny all day thinking about me while I was at work and you were quilting an armory for our children and your ass is mine... or whatever.
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>>5467559
>most bottoms never get any action
>had a threesome last night
Are you slutty enough?
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>>5467603
No, i just didnt realise it was hard to finds tops (apparently). I'll remember him more fondly that being the case

Afaik most gays i've met have been tops or verse
>>
>>5467577
So you live in one of those abandoned trap houses that I see on my way to Vegas all the time?

>>5467612
>tfw no one will meet me
I'm devastated
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>>5467612
whore
>>
>>5467635
i wish i was a whore
being a frigid bitch doesn't make making friends easy
>>
>>5467620
>>5467598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Ll3plDTCy
>>
>>5467607
:(
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>>5467640
Sitting in an office with 6 other people and no walls. You're killing me, smalls
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>>5467631
>abandoned trap house

I'd like to think it looks ok, well its better than most in my relative area. But no we are like those towns at the end of those route 66 offshoots. But in all honesty you couldnt be more right.
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>>5467648
Was it too loud?
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>>5467640
you sound really gay
are you a fag version of elliot rodger?
>>
>>5467641
Hey dont worry about it anon, We may see each other in the future, I'm not really going anywhere so there is a big possibility. :)

I'd still like to await in my cocoon that resembles the Libyan desert and become as good a I can become. You sound awesome though, where do you live :)
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>>5467666
awww thanks
415 btw
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>>5467640
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Ll3plDTCy

Are you kidding me, young man? You could easily pass as soft spoken straight bro. It's a non-issue. If this is holding you back in life I release you right now cuz this shit is inconsequential.
>>
>>5467665
Yeah that's a good comparison. I've never really thought about killing innocent people tho desu
>>
>>5467675
Awww :)

We live on two separate planets pretty much. You live in a rich place with qt's everywhere and well you know my story.
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>>5467640
what's the deal with your pronunciation of S?

I'm surprised you didn't get voice therapy as a kid, you must live in some 3rd world shithole
>>
>>5467681
Thanks.
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>>5467691
I did take speech therapy classes as a kid. I'm American
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>>5467658
Had to go outside in case it was and i didnt want coworkers hearing any of those lines.

You barely sound gay
>>
>>5467689
still, it would be nice to have a friend from 4chan with similar interests
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>>5467707
Speaking of interests what are your interests?
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new progress pic for 2016

yeee
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>>5467715
vidya, movies, series, reading, working out, going to the cinema and restaurants... so pretty faggy stuff
you?
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>>5467719
Only a fag could make a goal body section like that <3

Really good work. Gotta say you look young as hell
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>>5466868
>marriage
>kids
[LAUGHS ETERNALLY]
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>>5467719
how tall are you
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>>5467730
Working out, nude tanning when it isnt feeling like a nuke just went off outside, shitposting, studying, reading, taking care of neighbors chickens occasionally, looking at the beautiful sunset, and recovering from wisdom tooth surgery, btw your hobbies arent faggy at all.
>>
>>5467719
you should feel bad for killing that qt tum
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>>5467747

5 foot 10. My goal body dude (solomon aspen) is 5 foot 7

>tfw will never be a qt manlet bottom

>>5467735

im trying to grow a beard but it isnt going so well
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>>5467750
>nude tanning
Lel, I'll do that next summer.
>>
>>5467757

When will they learn
>>
>>5467760
Trust me it feels awesome. Just throw your towel out on the sand rub yourself down in olive oil and just bask for an hour. It works out for me.
>>
>>5467757
Getting in shape will make you look older at least.
Dont grow a beard if you cant grow it right. I deeply regret most of my early attempts. Some pics are downright unpleasant
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>>5467700
well then

I never had problems with my native tongue but my English pronunciation was fucked. I fixed it by reading books in English aloud until I got it right, maybe try that? Speaking is just like any other skill, experience makes you better at it.
>>
>>5467757
>Not being 5'6
when will you learn
>>
>>5467719
ur legs look better than the ones in ur goal pic
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>>5467739
Why is that so hard to fathom that gays have the same traditional values as their parents to get married and adopt/ have surrogate kids?
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>>5467792
fatty
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>>5467795
well this is just me but my parents hate each other deeply but they won't get a divorce because they think god will punish them

so yeah no thanks I dont want their values
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>>5467783
Thanks anon. I actually may start doing that
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>>5467778
>Just throw your towel out on the sand rub yourself down in olive oil and just bask for an hour.
dont want my parents to see my like that desu
>>
>>5467795
gays having kids is not the same thing as straight people having kids. gays having kids is like straight people having a pet.

>let me adopt a nigger baby because it looks great with the color scheme our living room
>>
>>5467795
NO, i want to disappoint hundreds of generations leading up to me
all because i am a mentally ill, retarded faggot
>>
>>5467820
>let me adopt a nigger baby because it looks great with the color scheme our living room

I laughed, but pls
Even men want to raise kids of their own, especially effeminate men who take it in the rumpus
>>
>>5467792

Yeah, aspen skips leg day i think
>>
>>5467814
Well yeah you dont. My experiences are different than yours by far. I can literally walk in a direction and do what I want, within reason.

So do you live in a rural or populated area?
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>>5467795
>>5467808
>Not making your own cultural values
Maybe an eternal household covenant with vows written in elvish and one of those Jewish flowery arch things behind the couple. (chuppah.)

Granted That is more a mashup than a novel cultural creation but I'm spit-balling. Work with me, gays!
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>>5467795
Because they should know better.
Marriage is literally a relation gone wrong and having kids is a one way ticket to disaster.
>>
>>5467831
I'd pay money to see you take it in the rumpus tbqh
>>
>>5467461
>>5467477

>not 310
Faggots
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>>5467846
Get my ex to move back and you can watch all the rumpus bumpus you want
>>
>>5467810
Practice in front of a mirror, and you'll know how to look good while you're talking too
>>
>>5467833
a bit rural
no doxxing pls
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>>5467856
I don't need to practice looking good anon. ;^)

But seriously thanks for the advice
>>
>>5467858
I gave out more info than you did anon. Dont worry about it. But you sound pretty cool. What do you do?

Ps I dont feel like traveling 12 hours while recovering from surgery.
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>>5467852
How big does a dick have to be for you to bottom
>>
>>5467871
I'm a student :3
I can't be visited right now anyways, so don't worry
>>
>>5467879
Lol. You in college?
>>
>>5467888
Yeah, what is so funny about that?
>>
>>5467873
Average is fine. Tiny is laughable. Huge isnt happening but ill play with it all day :3
>>
Hi Gaygen
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>>5467894
Nothing but I havent met very many people who have been to college. Im trying to go but I'm still in hs. I really need to meet more educated people :(
>>
>>5467904
Fuck you

~Anon <33
>>
>>5467900
Whats average in your opinion
>>
>>5467904
Hi
>>
Jeb!
>>
>>5467912
dont take pics with such an angle
>>
>>5467915
I have to capture the shirt and my face tho
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>>5467908
The bulge of any standardized distribution, i would say. Itvs been a while since my stats class tho
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>>5467906
maybe
and cute, you're still a babby
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>>5467907

Nah, fuck you leatherhead
>>
>tfw no straight bf
>>
>>5467917
hold your arm out like Hitler
>>
>>5467926
I can pretend to be straight
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Do you like my hair?
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>>5467922
>Babby

Ha! Thats rich. Coming from a little boy like you. :^)
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>>5467926
I'm straight on a good day
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>drinking day in day out since 18.12.
>can't stop now or I'll go into delirium
>no painkillers to help out with the withdrawal
>>
>>5467918

its 5.1 inches tho

that sounds too small for my taste...
>>
>>5467850
I'm in the 310 anon, wanna poz my bp?
>>
>>5467935
Yes. Very qtp2t
>>
>>5467935
Looks good, but depends on your face.

Natural hair colour?
>>
>>5467935
I liked it in 1997
>>
>>5467927
what
>>
>>5467927
Actually genius.
>>
>>5467941
>tfw 6.5
>>
>>5467947
He means Adolf Hitler
>>
I'm getting married soon.
We've been together for three years.

Also hi /gaygen/
>>
>>5467944
thanks!
>>5467945
it's normally not that messy at the sides
>but depends on your face
ohhh, well im not going to post my face
>>5467946
yeah i know, it's so spikey because i was messing it up by trying on shirts
>>
>>5467957
Ha GAAAAAAAAAY
>>
is everyone here in high school? or born after 1995?
>>
>>5467957

>>5467673
>>
>>5467952
np
>>5467947
you're a dumbo >>5467955
>>
>>5467941
Lol
You took the cheap math joke a little too seriously

>>5467954
>7
Above averagers holla

>>5467966
No, thank god
>>
>>5467966
Im in college. Im 18
>>
>>5467972
7.5" reporting in
>>
>>5467945
and yes, it's my natural hair colour!
>>
>>5467963

Usually.
We're getting married in a forest, on a mountain.
>>
>>5467966
>tfw born in 1995

90's kids bitchesssssss.
>>
>>5467966
In hs and 18
>>
>>5467966
I'm old

>>5467969
Oh, duh...
>>
>>5467975
Goldilocks zone reppin

When did you say you're coming to the coast?
>>
>>5467986
you are not a 90's kid tho
>>
>>5467966

>tfw 25
>>
>>5467987
Embarrassing
>>
>>5467966
No, son. Gaygen is meant for a mature audience.
>>
>>5467966
1997
>>
>>5467989
Next year :)

I cant wait! I'm hopefully going to go to college that is.
>>
>>5467966
I'm 28
>tfw still in 4chan
>>
>>5467977
Just tame the sides a bit and you're good to go.
>>
>>5468012
i will, thank you
>>
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>>5468010
How does gay death feel?
>>
>>5468010
i'm 21 and i've been on 4chan since 2008. i've never understood the "I'm X age and still on 4chan" unless you're on here every single day for several hours i don't see the problem.

i just come here for the bantz.
>>
>>5468007
Will you be my bf?
>>
>>5467966
1995 here
>>5468031
pedophile
>>
>>5468020
Not bad, really. I used to be quite the slut, so I can say I've had my fun already.
>>5468027
>unless you're on here every single day for several hours i don't see the problem.

Yeah, I mean, I don't that. I totally don't do that. Can you imagine? ha ha ha
ha...
>>
>>5468031
Being 18 is all you need in a boyfriend?
>>
>>5468035
Im 18 too

Punk ass nigga
>>
>>5468027
>>5468010

24 and I kind of felt the same way at 21, too.
The more social places on 4chan turn real unhealthy and I don't know why I still crave to come back to these places but I super can't deny that I do

So I mean, whatever, right
>>
>>5468040
All the guys who like me are older than me ;_;
>>
>>5468027

>been on 4chan for 8 years
>only 21

It's no wonder why you turned out to be a faggot fetishist.

Your parents obviously weren't doing their job of parenting you correctly, considering they were allowing you to spend time on 4chan when you were 12-17 years old.

Seriously..why do all of your parent suck this hardcore?
>>
>>5468046
You want an older man anon.
>>
>>5468046
It's ok bb I'll be your bf
>>
Been on 4chan for two years. I cant leave the place that inspired me to achieve more in life. Then again I really never went to /b/.
>>
>>5468046
desu if they're like 2-4 years older it's not that big of a difference
>>
>>5468053
No i just need companionship.
>>
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>>5467954

>tfw 5.6 powerbottom

its hard to make people take me a
seriously with such a small benis, even if it is technically in the 75th percentile - it certainly doesnt feel like its bigger than average.

:((
>>
>>5468061
So get a dog
>>
>>5468060
It was when you're in college
>>
>>5468062
I doesn't feel bigger than average because the world average is dragged down by 4 billion people in Asia.
>>
I've been on 4chan for 20 years now
I still remember battletoads
>>
>>5468062
Some guys find small dicks kinda cute desu, esp. if you're a powerbottom.
>>
>>5468062
practice your ass death grip

when a top doesn't take seriously chop his dick in two while he's fucking you

reverse swallow the upper half of his dick

then throw a pair of panties at him as you walk out
>>
>>5468063
Sex with dogs is frowned upon tho

>>5468065
*is
>>
>>5468069
what's a powerbottom?
>>
>>5468066

Actually it turns out there is no significant difference in dicksize between races - the BBC is a myth, and so are asian babydicks.

its a lie peddled by hack social scientists in the 50s and perpetrated by the unkind + propagandists.
>>
>>5468072
kinda like a power ranger but less gay
>>
>>5468062
>bottom complaining about dick size
What does it matter anon? If you're a powerbottom all you need is a good body with firm thighs and ass
>>
>>5468056
Thanks. Texas?
>>
I was on 4chan before m00t even owned the domain or this chan board existed. It was a different social site in the years 1999-2002, than the owner died and the domain dropped, and m00t picked it up. None of you would remember though.
>>
>>5468073
Have you ever seen asians in porn? They have tiny dicks. And have you ever seen blacks in porn? Huge dicks. White guys in person have regular dicks.
>>
>>5468072

a dominant bottom

>>5468076

but stuff like missionary would be so much better if i had a huge schlong to slap their belly with :(
>>
>>5468073
I thought it was due to blacks living in hotter climates so their dicks hang further from body a-la testicles.

Source: my rockcock is always bigger during a heatwave
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>>5468072
>Gay Male Term. Dominant Bottom.
>While a bottom is usually submissive to his partner, a power bottom enjoys maintaining control over the top and/or the penetration, the normally dominant role in gay male sex. Power bottoms supposedly have skilled tongues.
>>
>>5468071
So do it behind closed doors
>>
>>5468081
England :(
>>
>>5468085

>using porn to inform their worldview
>ever
the biggest-dicked pornstars are mostly white, just because whites are a majority in developed countries so it makes sense statistically.
>>
>>5468072
the bottom who generates all the power

the mr. fucks dicks with his ass

the mr. make dicks cum
>>
>>5468087
yeah that is fun to do specially when the occasional string of precum flies out
>>
>>5468092

london?
>>
>>5468092
Kik?
>>
>>5468102
shitty midlands
>>
>>5468104
whats that
>>
>>5468101

My fiancé loves that nonsense.
>>
>>5468107

sucks, sorry to hear that
>>
>>5468110
Lol it's an app for chatting with people. I'm always looking for new people to talk to
>>
>>5468120
is it anonymous
>>
>>5468120
>talk to
You mean beg for nudes?
>>
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>>5468101

>tfw you dont wank for a few days so when you do cum it sprays all over the tops face and messes up his bedsheets

Not even sorry
>>
>>5468120
isn't that the top app used by sexual predators?
>>
>>5468128
I always cum loads for some reason

it's fun to surprise people with that

>cum in my mouth, anon

ok :3
>>
new thread:
>>5468133
>>5468133
>>5468133
>>
>>5468110
a chat app for pedophiles
>>
>>5468128
You deviant :^)
>>
>>5468124
Yeah. Just don't. Use a profile picture

>>5468126
Not interested in nudes lol

>>5468130
Wouldn't know anything about that
>>
>>5467942
I only have herps, red. Sowwy
>>
>>5468068
Want to commit suicide together?
.. 14 years in...
>>
http://strawpoll.me/6408136
>>
>>5468070
A daddy once referred to my bp as a snapper butt. I like making them cum fast and out of their control
>>
>>5468084
Yeah, well... you're a towel!
>>
>>5467640
You sound so cute
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