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last tupperware >>5426195
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http://strawpoll.me/6334242
http://strawpoll.me/6334242
http://strawpoll.me/6334242
http://strawpoll.me/6334242
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let's make mtfg great again.
vote for me, mtfg warlord during this next election in 2016.
because we can make a change.
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I kinda hope I die from malnutrition thanks to starvation after like a month
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I just had the comfiest bath ever ;3
How arenyou today /mtfg/?
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1st for happy thoughts
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>>5427644
tired and lonely I guess :c
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>>5427645
2nd for nerf waifuranger
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>>5427499
bich u gotta suk muh dix
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>>5427642
You have my vote.
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So the other day I got intimate with my wife Marcy, I inserted my girlpenis into her vagina and now she's pregnant. I told her to get an abortion but she doesn't want to.
What should I do?
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>>5427645
>>5427652
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>5427621
I have little doubt that you probably would tbhon

>>5427630
>implying I don't look meth skinny when I'm lighter than my current weight
>implying all the animeposting in the world is more annoying than bitter anonposting
I can be your bf baby. You don't have to stay mad ;~;

>>5427615
Thanks, but I know it's not even close to the best voice here, there's plenty of people that have nicer voices than I do. Seeing a voice therapist and just practicing does wonders though.
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>>5427653
Jocelyn you really have to let go of that. Its been months.
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>>5427665
>>5427621
screwed up quote
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>>5427640
none of the above.
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>>5427642
If you elect me, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of you, and burn this thread to ciders!
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>>5427652
23 degrees wasn't enough of a nerf?
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>>5427667
>he thinks i am honcelyn
come on brah, you gotta dig deeper than just pick out the most obvious suspect
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>>5427642
I stand with Edie.
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>>5427675
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY VOTES
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>>5427665
I haven't practiced but I've been told my voice isn't too bad.
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*poops on thread*

this thread stinks
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>>5427602
Hey fgt I got dubs. >>5427611
Wheres my Kira lewds?
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>>5427703
there are no kira lewds

you got bamboozled hard my man
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>>5427699
I heard it earlier, it's actually a very good starting point ^^
If you practice I think you'll have an amazing voice.
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>>5427628
>3. to laugh in your faces as my ascent to the throne is whimsically executed, and rarely challenged before i throw this place into the next dark ages using my mafia of beautiful, and highly trained transsexuals.
hope you're having a nice night!
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>>5427642
What's your policy on controlling internet information to defeat ISIS?
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>>5427707
I'm not your man, bro.
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>>5427642
Sorry Edie I've already promised my vote to someone else.
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>>5427703
mfw it was kira samefagging
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>>5427718
i'm not your bro, dude
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>>5427680
oh gosh ok

>>5427700
omigosh it's not true!! ur both like way lewder desu~

also I was pretty sure u must look good, at least way cuter than me there is no reason not to ;~;

>xmas/boxing day
w-wow... ur both spending so much time together w/ eachothers families and stuff >///>;;

>>5427707
b-but if there aren't... then who is it anon has been puking and fapping to all this time?! >__>;;;
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>>5427715
>crossdressing gay man elected queen of mtfg
what's the worst thing that can happen
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>>5427708
Kinda hard to practice though, with people around :/
Was it my girl voice or normal voice you heard?
If it was girl voice, it's kinda high pitched. How do I bring it to a more normal level.
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>>5427715
are you same anon shooping the bex, elanna anime edits?
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>>5427727
plot twist: it was YOU
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>>5427725
It wouldnt surprise me in the least.
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tfw writing your suicide note to place as much blame on your family as possible so that they'll feel extra guilty over your death
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>>5427741
i know that feel my man
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>>5427733
no but i can try it if you want one
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>>5427736
>>5427725
>>5427737
nah it isn't me I'm sure it's the same anon that keeps spreading rumors and telling me I'm a terrible person for being dumped and being friendly to my friends
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that feelio when u bury ur girlstick far far deep in the pussy
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>tfw still alive
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>>5427746
why should we believe you brah? anything you ever said here was a lie
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>>5427741
Why? What have they done to you?
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>>5427753
literally what even lol
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My wife Marcy is mad.
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>>5427746
Its ok to admit you flirt with everyone because you want a transgirl partner. A majority here are transbians anyway. I'm sure you'll find another one.
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>>5427755
every thing "lol"
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>>5427732
It was your girl voice.
Definitely was high, being able to lower it comes with practice. It's hard not to go to high earlier on because pushing it higher makes it easier to get a head voice rather than a chest voice.
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kira is autistic as fuck
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>ywn tickle anon's girlballs and tell her she's been a very bad hon
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>>5427764
Any tips for being able to get it a little lower? Things I can do on my own in particular
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>>5427777
>ywn get quads
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>>5427759
lol if only u knew half of what goes on here baka
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>>5427783
JÖRMIES GET OUT!!!
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>>5427783
Quints are better anyways, jörmy.
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fuck I feel like such worthless garbage for being sick
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>>5427783
You'll get it someday jormy

I believe in you
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>>5427790
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>>5427795
that's what u get for having shitty inferior genetics
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>>5427777
iktf
>tfw u will never have angry sex with anon while she screams that you're a loser hon

>>5427780
Basically you need to explore and find your vocal range. Practicing singing is a good way to do that.
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>>5427784
omgosh ok lol you just do you Kira lol >////<;; cant wait til you trick another one into getting involved with you so you stop posting here again lol omgosh
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>>5427795
>being sick during xmas week
you weren't meant for a good time
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>>5427727
well I've never said I was pure, she's only pure until the the alcohol kicks in :p
our relationship is still 'things' heh
nah I'm not qt, one day maymay
walking home in the rain talk later :p
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I have like 10 guys hitting on me on this dumb dating app and im too spaghetti to reply
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>>5427804
>celebrating a commercialized pagan holiday
*tips mitre*
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>>5427802
leave her alone sheen just because she called you useless like the sack of shit you are
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>>5427754

Nothing I couldnt have worked around if I really wanted to. I just want to be able to blame someone other than myself for fucking my life up
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I was at work today and I was serving some guy who was kinda weird and to top it off he said "You have a really deep voice. Do you sing?"
kill me /mtfg/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zxRSTcL1PR
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*accidentally fucks u right in the bp*
oops
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>>5427811
look at dis guy
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>>5427812
>Blaming it on sheen of all people.
Kira calling someone useless is laughable.
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>>5427814
That's terrible
Please don't

>>5427801
I'll try that then
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>>5427821
>white people and their shitty soulless holidays
lol
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>>5427656
>>5427687

ty

>>5427675

no elect me

>>5427717

let's defeat ISIS

>>5427723

plant no
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>>5427800
I don't actually know of any relatives with my sort of issues

>>5427804
it's pretty easy when ur always sick, today was just especially bad
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>>5427642
>>5427723
don't kid yourselves there is only one true candidate that can lead /mtfg/ to greatness
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>>5427829
>not being white
the joke's on you then
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>>5427802
what are u even on, trick who??

I haven't tricked anyone or done anything bad to anyone, haven't chased anyone either, and only got kinda close to 2 girls in like 3 years I'm here lol

which is like nothing compared to anyone else >.>;;

but fine u think what u like~

>>5427807
>>5427807
oh gosh, luckily she drinks every day thon h-huh?? =p

pls I have never seen u but I'm sure u look qt if she likes u, also ttyl!! ^^;;
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>>5427830
post butt!!
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>>5427829
>he's not white
laughing sluts . jpeg
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>>5427835
too soon
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>>5427830
If you elect me, I'm going to build a wall. And who's going to build it? /tlg/
When /tlg/ sends it's people, their not sending their best. They're bringing lewdness, they're bringing lesbians and some I assume are good people.
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whoever is posting against kira you might as well stop. you'd have more success in trying to find a cure for autism. just look at >>5427838 if you need proof.
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i need your honesty again

http://strawpoll.me/6334459
http://strawpoll.me/6334459
http://strawpoll.me/6334459
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>>5427843
w-what happened to raifu :(
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>>5427849
Noelle PLEASE
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>>5427848
Just trying to remind her that shes garbage and one of the worst trips here is all senpai.
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>>5427852
i am not noelle!
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>>5427829
>having a soul
>not selling it for stealth passing
you aren't trutrans
>>5427835
I was going to vote for Trump but OK
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>>5427853
y do u care so much?
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>>5427843
What happened to Raifu? TELL US JORMY.
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>>5427862
Because she hurt Elfginger and is trying to act like she didnt and pretend to be all nice. Theres a reason Elf left her. The truth will never come out except omgosh no i didnt lol
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RIP in piece Riafu ;_;7
too soon
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>>5427850
>>5427864
she got caught living as a transwoman by her mean mother with a witch mole who saw her on the street and dragged her back to the coven by the ear. nobody really knows what happened to her.
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>>5427884
her mom died when she was like 12
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>>5427884
Ok what really happened? Is she okay?
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>>5427890
actually she was hospitalized because of a drug overdose
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>>5427642
>edie being life time dicktator queen of mtfg
>mfw we can finally purge trolls from our threads and annex other generals on the board
>our grand goal will be the utter invasion and destruction of pol, the final solution to stormfags
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>>5427890
i am not in a position to say and i realise i should have no joked around like that. i am trying to provide comic relief in spite of a horrible tragedy. ask jormy maybe she will tell you..
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>>5427898
Oh god
She didn't die did she?
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>>5427900
>the utter invasion and destruction of pol, the final solution to stormfags
turning them into cute girls?
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>>5427878
there's generally hurt on both sides of a breakup or whateves and I doubt elfginger wants u to do this so Idk y u think it's ur business to act like ur some valiant crusader on her behalf unless ur just looking for an excuse to shitpost and attack someone u see as vulnerable
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>>5427904
we will have dedicated camps for that
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>>5427903
I don't know but from what I heard her dad found her in her room
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>>5427898
Shit.
Is she alright?
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>tfw birthday tomorrow and all alone
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>>5427850
>>5427864
s-she [spoiler]dropped her trip[/spoiler]
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>>5427898
Fuck I really hope that isn't true, I thought I saw her online on Steam a day ago or so.
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>>5427828
>That's terrible
>Please don't

i mean technically they share at least some of the blame by creating the environment that lead to me fucking up my life the way i did so i figure they deserve to suffer at least somewhat
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>>5427898
>>5427914
>tfw feel bad for raifu then feel bad for getting trolled
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IS IT REALLY THAT STRANGE?!?!?!
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>>5427912
>>5427915
she was admitted into the icu
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>>5427919
post pits!!!
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>>5427918
Me too ;_;

>>5427919
No it's not, I like it too edie ;~;
People have called me weird for it though.
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>>5427920
Trip on raifu
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>>5427924
you guys are soo easy
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>>5427919
Tfw crush left their hoodie behind at my place and it smells super strongly of them
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>>5427919
I think armpit hair is disgusting on both genders.
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>>5427920
>>5427925
sick humor tbqh

you got me
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>>5427929
>not layin on ur bae's chest and playing with their armpit hair
>not leaning in and taking a deep whiff of their musk
あああああああああああああああああああああ!!

>>5427925
>taking advantage of people's concern
ur mean ;_;
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>>5427934
>>taking advantage of people's concern
what are you, new?!
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>>5427921

n-no

>>5427922

;~~;
idk at least he is ok wit it i guess

>>5427928

iktf

>>5427929

but boy smellllll
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>>5427936
No, just drunk
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My tits ache constantly every day and if a light breeze touches them its 100x worse.
This is pure hell
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>>5427907
dw elf didn't get hurt and has no reason to be upset, she moved on quite quickly, forgotten about me, and is very happy w/ her life rn

clearly being the less fortunate party I deserve all the criticism, and personal attacks & harassment
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>>5427934
>>5427938
Deep inside your memories, seek you shall!

Remember how the school gymnastics showers smelled you should ~
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>>5427942
are you okie? you seem to be p often drunk these days
though totally get it since its holidays and actually can drink without stressing waking up to school or just so bored that all you have is dysphoria in your mind D:

>>5427946
saaaaame ! was meeting my closest boy relatives like the peeps i used to hang out with as a kid, last weekend and they were aching so much, and when they ache you feel like fixing it by like touching them like without thinking of it . they must have thought im some kind agp fetishist that knows no limits.

but its still the best pain in the world <:
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>>5427946
Want fun? I had a hyper painful growth spurt three years ago when I started prog, I'd been on e for six or seven years already.

I seriously thought I had cancer, my GP (who saw me since I stopped DIY) almost started laughing when I said that.

>>5427934
If it's trimmed and cleaned, sure.

>tfw the deepest man smell
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>>5427942
One day I shall get drunk with Elanna.
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>>5427958
mean the breasts were aching, not the friends.

way to write thingies in the morning
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>>5427957
But that's because of the sport sweat in unwashed PE gear.

Also because HS boys have horrible fucking hygiene.
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>tfw your E script runs out and you dont bother getting a new one because it hasnt done shit for you in two years
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>>5427957

>tfw i got a boner one time while at p.e.

h-heh
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>>5427958
Sort of ok. Seasonal depression mixed with dysphoria. I should probably drink less but idk what else to do.

>>5427960
We shall! All I ask is that you don't be irresponsible like me. ;_;

>>5427959
Why trimmed? The long stuff is fun to twiddle ;_;
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Why is he such a qt3.14 /mtfg/? :3
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>>5427957
>tfw never had group showers in PE class.
Feels pretty good desu

>>5427976
eh, irresponsible?
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>mfw match with a guy that bullied me in elementary school for being so girly
>later on we were on the same class in secondary school
>used to hate him so much but oh my god he looks like a man version of justin bieber and is my height
what doooooooo, inb4 he realizes its me and beats me up ( still live in the same city )
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>>5427985
Beat him up
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>>5427977
sheen?
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>>5427976
>twiddling armpit hair
Okay, true, it's fun when cuddling so long as he's clean.

Especially after sex when he's playing with your hair :3
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>>5427985
"fuck you're hot can I suck your dick?"
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>>5427988
Nooooooooo I just think Rich Evans is a qt pa tootie :3
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>>5427985
Suck his dick then beat him up and tell him who you are
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>>5427987
He just finished serving a year in the army as far as i know, mmmmaybe not.
>>5427992
Totally shud and then die out of embarrassement when i run into him, the "city" has like 100k peeps.
unless it would actually happen.
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>>5427997
Nah, I can't do that, it hurts me :(
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>>5427997
me
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>>5427974
did it make you dysphoric?
also did you have any boyfriends in highschool?
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>>5427980
I mean doing dumb stuff. There's pictures of my butt permanently in the archive thanks to alcohol ;_;

>>5427990
Just..aaaaaaaaaa
>tfw noone to play with my hair while I play with their armpit hair
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>>5428012
Well
at least it's just butt pics.
You can help make sure I don't do anything stupid.
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>>5428012
iktf tbdesu
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>>5428017
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K9x3PXaUIn
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>>5428017
>at least it's just butt pics
>just butt pics
Kuppy I..

Also, I can barely keep myself from doing that, but I'll try my best

>>5428025
;__;
These are not fun feels to have around Christmas

Either way I'm off to bed, goodnight everyone
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>>5428030
I meant like
at least you didn't post gt or something
sorry I'm an idiot
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>>5428030
gn
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>>5428033
No but I mean that I have posted more than that ;_;
Goodnight though Kuppy
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>>5428037
oh
Good night Elanna
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>>5428033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uqg7128Skb
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This place has become so fucking boring.
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>>5428008
>did it make you dysphoric?
no
>did you have any boyfriends in high school?
i had three!
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>>5428045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R8sTtezsgK
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>>5427997

oh my god thanks for making my day ily
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>>5427997
>im doing that right now :3
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>>5427977

Just a terrible husbando.
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>>5428057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18dGPCZMaFj
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kek this morning is getting just weirder,
>first match with an old bully
>then a guy friend hits you up with a message with a pic of him in the shower

e-err am i a bro to him or what is this

oh and he knows i have a bf so ehhmm??

>>5428063
im sorry bby, will you be ever able to forgive me
ik i crossed the line there
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>>5428070
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NIQbweYr6s
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>>5428061
ew
neckbeard jay worst jay
he needs a normal beard or to be clean shaved
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>>5428074
sure it will be your last response to me

and HEY whats the point of eating liters of ice cream if you cant get fat :(

the worst part is that i dont wear make up so im just what you are looking for if you need a bff that doesnt make you feel super uncomfy by being a slim hottie.

lets be bffs <3 ?
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>>5428079
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CKZ9K3MMFH
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>>5428083
fine! i like talking to my pillows better anyways, besides pillows dont judge my hentai octopus thing fetish or when i give myself self-hugs and keep repeating out loud how hot i am.

your loss !
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umm i think i just went on a date by accident with my uni tutor .___.
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>>5428075

Wrong, there is no "worst Jay", for all Jay's are perfect.
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>>5428101
Do tell
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wut's going
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>>5428105
I got a text from her a bout a week ago saying we should meet up at a bar place at the end of semester when all the classes are done (it sounded like a mass message thing) so I said yeah sure

Then when I got there it was just her and I asked if anyone else was coming and she said no .______.
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>tfw womens pants are mildly uncomfortable
>bulge shows in anything but totally black pants
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>>5428112
post bulge
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>>5428111
And then what happened?
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>>5428112
agplease
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>>5428115
N-no
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>>5428121
Literally no
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>>5428124
"look at my bulge.....ohhhh you make me feel like a dirty little grill"
-anon to mirror
don't deny it, Jesus would cry
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>>5428132
Literally
No

I want my male parts to just go away, the only reason I'm not getting surgery is because the options suck and my bf likes the /d/girl.
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>>5428112
try looser fit?

>>5428132
only person acting agp is you
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>>5428137
fair enough
don't see how the options suck tho
and you should never sacrifice your own happiness for someone else
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>>5428141
I don't have any looser fit, just boys clothes. I get all my stuff from thrift so its luck when I find something good.
>>5428143
My happiness depends upon his, and making him happy.
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>>5428150
that's fucked up imo
but as long as you are happy I'm happy for you
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>>5426218
Is this really elanna pre-hrt?
Wow life isn't fair.
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I drank
Way too much
I left all my cousins asleep on the couches after watching furious 7
I don't think I'll see the light of day before noon tomorrow
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>>5428167
It's not
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>>5428171
Then who is it and is this her then? >>5426178
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>>5427818
voice is fine
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Morning niggerfaggots.
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>>5428181
Idk who it is
and that ain't her.
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>>5428190
Kuppy stop xuckhold whiteknighting elanna yeesh
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>>5428195
Just answering anon's questions
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I'm not currently aware of how much I drank but my stomach feels awful and I can't sleep
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>>5428112
Honestly, if you're more than a week into transition and don't know how to tuck your shit, you should probably just quit now. It doesn't get easier.

>>5427985
Message him. Getting beaten to death is the warrior's version of assisted suicide.

>>5428198
We get it, you've been drinking, nobody cared when you posted it like 15 minutes ago, nothing has changed.
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>>5428206
Oh I'm sorry
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>>5428167
thats me like 3 weeks ago on a lunch break o_o
#hon4ever

weird though, remember posting it on unsee back then.

>>5428189
good morning how are you <:

and no wont message him, should delete the app. was just to see if there were any chances for me at all, that obviously didnt exist after all.
in the other hand dying like a warrior sounds great tbhon

>>5428198
aww have milk or something
also thanks for reminding not to drink tonight, ew
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>>5428219
Message him you fucking faggot.
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>>5428223
today is too busy with playing vidya for dying like a warrior
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Good morning boys and... other.
How are you on this fine morning?
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>>5428227
OUCH
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>>5428227
Gr8 you big asshole and... other.

How's your day going?
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>>5428227
okay. how are you anon?
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>>5428228
Remember boys don't cry.

>>5428229
Oh my day just started. Brewing some tea, making lemonade, the usual.
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>>5428143
It's up to (You) to change your life and my life's up to me
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I want to sleep with a transgirl
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>>5428111
Kit confirmed transbian
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>>5428231
I will dad, one day im going to make you proud i promise
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>>5428237
oh no jormy stop trying to corrupt kit too >.>;;
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>>5428248
but jormy is straight now with several muscley bogan boyfriends who hang out at the pool with her
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>>5428242
I don't think you'll ever make him proud. You are a failure by definition.
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>>5428260
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>5428259
p-pls ur so gullible ...

jormy would never paint her nails lol >////>;;
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Whats up friends?
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>>5428268
I'm not that gullible the nailpolish is obviously shooped in
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I'm addicted to Rocket League :( someone help me.
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>>5428237
It was only a matter of time.
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Why is this threads deal with trans lesbians
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Does anybody want to erp?
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>>5428313
Would you like to do Auschwitz ERP?
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Who is the nicest new trip?
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>>5428326
Not Kiwi thats for sure!
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>tfw arms and legs sting in the shower
>tfw hide razors from mom when she comes in my room to hide from drunk dad
>maybe ill finally pull the trigger on dad's gun when hes passed out this time
>just want one friend
>everyone says I'm pretty but wanna die when i look at the mirror
>just want to feel normal and not be alone
>life is like a movie that im watching through my own eyes like im just a spectator
sleep well /mtfg/
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>>5428326
What do you consider new?

The nicest trips are probably Umaru, Sheen or Kit. Elanna is kinda nice but sometimes a bitch as well.

Kit is kinda new still. I think Elanna is new as well. It's really hard to say.

Kuppy is very new but also kinda nice.
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>>5428340
Why thank you anon.
I'm glad you consider me nice, I try to be.
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>>5427900
Stormfags?
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>>5428340
>Umaru
>Nice
I wish this meme would stop.
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Why does everyone hate kira?

I have my reasons for disliking her but they are good reasons.
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>>5428334
try to talk to someone about it, also if your dad is really bad for your mom you should move out and then make sure that the cops will pay visit.

it will be better some day, sleep well
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>>5428355
Stormfront users
It's a white supremacist website.

>>5428361
I have nothing against her, I'm unaware of what she has done.
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>>5428334

[spoiler]We'll[/spoiler] get friends some day, Anon.
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>>5428340
I'm really not that nice desu, I am just a person ...

I cry and get fed up too and don't feel like I'm super nice or anything when I feel horrible

>>5428361
I hate her cos she;s ugly, and dumb, and type's with homonyms and abbreviations desu
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>>5428367
i read /mtfg/ every day and see how people are being nice and happy to each other and cry about wishing that someone would be like that to me because im a lower
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>>5428371
I'll be nice to you anon
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>>5428340
>sheen
>nice
newfag
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>>5428371

The same happens to me, Anon. I try not to cry but I'm having a pretty terrible day.
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>>5428371
Most people here are shallow and well it is 4chan after all so what could you expect, even i can say about myself that i'm pretty shallow when posting here.

Even Elanna is at times, the moment no one pays attention to her or someone says something about her like that her voice sucks, she turns into a ball of hate.
If you want real caring you shouldn't seek it from here.
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>>5428384
What's wrong?
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>>5427748
but you're a qt maddie, all you need is a hug
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>>5428385
This
Everyone is backstabbing evil and manipulative and sociopathic. Every single one of them.
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>>5427858
>selling your soul for stealth
>not selling your soul to be sent back to your birth year as a cis girl
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http://strawpoll.me/6335236

http://strawpoll.me/6335236

http://strawpoll.me/6335236
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Finally got prescribed hormones and I got oestradiol hemihydrate instead of oestradiol valerate, anyone know what the difference is?
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>>5428386

I'm just mentally ill. I wake up a in positive mood quite often, then after an hour or two the energy just goes away and I hardly feel like moving.
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>>5428397
It's a relatively similar bioidentical, you shouldn't really have to worry with that as your e.
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>>5428399
I do the same, then I see my face in the mirror after my shower and remember nothing can fix that, then the rest of the day is downhill
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>>5428385
i just wanna be normal and have people like me. i can never think of what to say or how to keep relationships and everything fizzles out. i went shopping with someone once and it made me feel so happy but now im just all alone
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>>5428401

neato, yeah everything I see seems to say the same, some sources say its probably better for oral
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