What's the best gift ideas that'll get their stockings stuffed, /gaygen/?
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tinychat com/gaygenrehab
old: >>5423999
I wish I had a cute bf with a small penis but knows how to talk like a man inside of me.
>>5424968
Criticism duly noted
>>5424963
>tfw no stocking to stuff
Flew over to my LDR BF's place twice, but this Jan hes coming over here for a week. Parents think hes just a friend, I've spent time at other friends houses for a few days so this never made them suspicious that hes more than that.
Would it be generally better to tell them before he gets here, while he is here, or after he leaves?
>>5424949
I don't the reason to post it though. If jelly anons who can't handle someone not being a literal 10/10 just crap all over it while looking like smeagol themselves are all that respond to it, I call not worth.
Also, still no beard material, britboy. It's just not in your genes, I fear.
>>5424963
>What's the best gift ideas that'll get their stockings stuffed
BIG FAT THROBBING HARD COCKS
>>5424974
>tfw no bf
>tfw not even a crusty sock
>;__;
is there even anyone in that chat
>>5424984
you have your hand and that's all that matters
>>5424984
>>tfw not even a crusty sock
I'll sell you a crusty sock
hmu
>>5424980
nah i'm like 90% sure it's people that know of me and don't like me, it has very little to do with my appearance.
>Also, still no beard material, britboy. It's just not in your genes, I fear.
I know. That's why I usually shave
>>5424977
Depends on your parents. If they'd be mad or disgusted i'd say after or w/e
if they'd just be a little weird or wouldnt care or positive or w/e no harm in telling them first so you dont shock them and you can relax
>>5424988
No I want a small penis.
>>5424988
show us your butthole
>>5424965
Tbh I could go for any kind of head right about now
>>5424991
how small
>>5424995
3 to 6 inches.
>>5424995
6 inches
>>5424989
cam girls sell their dirty panties... I guess there's a market for crusty socks?
>>5424992
Nyet.
>>5424997
>Being serious here btw. It feels like reality just isn't real anymore.
Lol gj
>>5424997
Oh dear. Please go outside, Marble King. Maybe play with a puppy. (Don't steal or sacrifice puppy.)
>>5424966
oooo cheekybingo.com
>>5425007
>6 inches is the world average
lolno, america's average is 5
>>5425007
I don't watch porn. The only penises i know are mine, my brother's, and my father's. The average is definitely higher than 6 inches desu
>>5424997
>it really feels to me that it is actually legit. I've tried over and over to try to prove to myself that it's just bollocks but I can't.
That's usually the idea behind a cult.
>>5425025
><5 is the best imho
this tbhon familia
>>5425020
er
why do you know your brother's and father's dicks
>>5425033
Lot of sweatpants-wearing in my family desu
>>5425020
Hi maki :3c
>>5425033
you never saw your dad's willy ever?
>>5424997
welp there's a bigass MEGA file archive on /x/ with a shitton of .pdfs about all that stuff that you can probably find by looking up the /omg/ threads in the archive of that board
>>5425020
senpai that is a very minuscule sample size
Who /Frozen spaghetti/ here? It's soooo good
>>5425048
>refrigerated
yes
>frozen
what in the fuck
>>5425047
I have 5 brothers and 2 dads tho.
>>5424997
did you ever get tested
>>5425033
>>5425050
Rugz you're charismatic lets start a cult. Dead serious.
>>5425052
It Iast longer. Tbh
Refrigerated only last like a day
>>5425047
>senpai that is a very minuscule sample size
It's not the only thing that's minuscule!
Get it? I'm implying that 6 inch penises are small!
>>5425050
Have you joined OTO?
>>5425048
When you're about to lose your spaghetti everywhere. but freeze up?
>>5425067
>>5425067
Says the man that started his measure from the one inch mark.
>>5425017
>tfw listen to hip hop, funk, jazz, fusion, rock, and progressive metal
>only the best of each music 'umbrella' genre
>>5425056
rugz best gg meme
>>5425069
No like. When you put leftover spaghetti in the freezer and eat it like 2 weeks later
average dick is 5.1 inches with no noticeable variation between races or nationalities
people dont get just how warped their average expectation is - porn has a real negative effect on this kinda thing
>>5425071
autism =/= insanity
you're really stupid
>>5425071
Naw fuck off m8
Im already in a "cult"
>>5425074
you're supposed to start it from the average mark, which is 5.5
>tfw 6 inches
>tfw above average penis
>>5425079
>you're really stupid
...or austistic
>>5425085
>Gross. I don't like spaghetti to begin with.
That's OK we can have different opinions
>>5425093
spaghetti is the dane cook of italian pasta
>>5425099
>Are you sure? I'm thought liking spaghetti is a moral failing. lol
I've never really thought desu. A ton of my favorite people love spaghetti
![[worried laughter].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qqACaUw.jpg "[worried laughter].jpg")
>get invited to spend christmas with stupid as fuck redneck family
>bf doesn't know just how stupid they actually are and insists on going and coming over too
>pretty sure that at least one of us is going to have to fight one of my brothers or cousins just for being gay, but bf insists that it's somehow going to be ok
what can I do? I don't want my bf to lose teeth over this
>>5425108
If you're bf is a qt. Im sure they won't mind
>>5425108
pepper spray
Who are the biggest memes here?
>>5425128
maki by far
>>5425108
>what can I do? I don't want my bf to lose teeth over this
Stay with him at all times.
Taser anyone who dares to fight him.
Or just make sure he kicks their asses.
>>5425128
TR-8R
![86aa3849616741ddd294b2af20aa62f1ceb254a7_full[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dvyil0s.jpg "86aa3849616741ddd294b2af20aa62f1ceb254a7_full[1].jpg")
>>5425128
This 'Anonymous' guy
>>5425131
Rugbys bigger
>>5425140
nah
maki outlifts him anyway
>>5425137
Is that a paper plate? Lol
>>5425140
rugby is the way he is because we keep egging him on desu
>>5425143
rugby has wasted three + years of his life here, about thirty + embarrassing pictures of him floating around, he is an unashamed cuck and enjoys being humiliated sexually. maki is just a shitposter with a small penis.
>>5425137
i wonder why guy fawkes masks became so big as the symbol of anonymous "fighting against the power" when guy fawkes himself was trying to put together a monarchy
>>5425166
Probably v for vendetta
Bitches love it
I guess
>>5425143
Are you the guy that has the huge crush on him and always white knights him?
>>5425166
the film V for Vendetta
its a good film actually - you should watch it on putlocker or something tonight
>>5425171
>v for vendetta
This it's more V the Guy Fawkes.
>>5425176
lol no
maki has mental problems
>>5425177
>I will probably just have to stay with him and see it through
Yeah mostly these fights are some means to "prove themselves" for some strange reason so just either get inbetween or let them go for it and only interfere when shit hits the fan.
>>5425177
>bottom
Sorry m8. If your faM is as bad as you say, he's going to get wrecked. At least he wont do it again next x-mas.
>>5425178
What are your lifts at?
>>5425166
Mainly V for Vendetta, I think.
But the background I'd take on that is that Fawkes was opposed to the state as it was, and the way it imposed religion (even if he wasn't an advocate of religious freedom) and Guy Fawkes day essentially represents a lingering patriotic hate for someone who attempted to resist the reigning powers centuries ago and got quartered for it. In that context, even as he himself was a reactionary, donning his image seems particularly defiant.
>>5425178
>Literally everything you said about me is wrong and you know it.
how/why
i think everyone would agree that it is pretty accurate. right, everyone else?
>>5425205
>The book is good too
I haven't read it yet. A friend was giving it mixed reviews. He said it sort of suffered from the fact that it was serialized.
>>5425205
>book
>implying
picture books arent real books
>>5425226
Nice. I don't know how the press machine is set up, but you could try doing one legged presses to get more resistance.
>>5425226
can you post a form video of you OHPing 80kg?
>>5425237
>well, the bf needs to learn his lesson, not everyone is cool and some people are just asinine
Best situation would be the bf kicking their asses.
>>5425226
e s t a t s : the post
>>5425258
I'll remind you then.
>>5425262
of course it's estats you honestly think rugby has any ability to actually lift. the guy's a fat ass.
>>5424997
There is a wisdom that is “earthly, unspiritual, of the devil” (James 3:15), and this is what sorcery offers. Our wisdom comes from God (James 3:17), not from deceiving spirits of Thelema. The power of God is much greater than the power of sorcery and rituals(1 John 4:4).
Save yourself Alex. In Jesus is REAL LIFE.
>>5425226
>The 'trap' pics when I was 16 are obviously a joke.
lol
>That's not really true. Rugby and I haven't had any type of camsex or phone sex since like June. I haven't sent him a nude in months either.
>RugzxSwede OTP best gaygen couple
master memer
>enjoys being sexually humiliated
pictures exist of you drinking your own piss
explain why would you do that and 'satire' is not a legitimate response
also unrelated
>uses roidz
>still a fat ass dyel faggot
pretty much everything i have heard about you, inside and outside this thread makes me think you are a truly pitiful individual and i think that, earns you the title of greatest gay general meme.
It takes me at least a half hour to recover between ejaculations.
After two times I need to wait about 15 minutes more...
Am I kinda lacking? Should I be recovering sooner?
>Important exam in a few hours
>Have done absolutely no study
It's over for me now, gg.
>>5425286
everyone can outlift you. you're a fat weakling
>>5425296
only way you would fail is if you never showed up for lecture. cram studying is stupid. If you don't know the material by now you never will
>>5425296
That's a few hours to practise your fellatio skills.
>>5425292
I think everyone is different
I can usually go on until I pass out
>>5425296
there's more to life than school
>>5425296
Don't listen to anons. Try to pass lowkey. It's what I usually do. And I succeed.
So yesterday I was happy/scared because the guy I had a date with today hadn't cancelled it yet, which is what usually happens to me.
Today he pulled the 'my mom is sick' excuse on me.
That's it, I'm never looking forward to anything related to guys ever again.
Where did all the good men go?
>>5425286
direct quotations, and physical evidence exists of you drinking piss, being a fat ass dyel faggot and a cucked little bitch.
of course you would try and say it is fake or 'misinformation' because you are a crybaby little bitch, no-one believes you though.
also
>pedo
>studies politics but is a libertarian
>failed tranny
>>5425321
Where's that physical evidence? You piqued my curiosity now.
>>5425319
>dating a underage highschooler who can't go outside when his mom is sick
That's a serious problem.
>>5425321
5652 put your trip back on you islamic bacha bazi
>>5425319
Are you sure you're not ugly? This happens to me fairly often and I'm pretty ugly....
>>5425001
6 is above average desu
>>5425319
Aw that sucks, lisanon. You weren't being weird and texting him a bunch about the upcoming date now did you? There was a guy I was gonna date years ago and I backed out after days of him being weird texting me a lot of emotes and flirting/cringey stuff.
>>5425020
Well judging by the fact that there are more than 3 men on earth, its safe to say you're an incestuous twat.
>>5425333
I never said it was piss, you drunk piss from a beer bottle.
I'm a faggot, but not a liar.
>>5425319
all the good men are eating gouda, drinking sherry, and fapping to Arnold Schwarzenegger
>>5425321
>drinking piss
"Just a couple of months into their development, little humans begin peeing freely into the amniotic fluid that surrounds them in the womb. Then,, they’ll consume that urine as they swallow the amniotic fluid. Every last one of us has spent several months drinking our own pee."
You act like that's a horrible thing! It's more horrible to drink soda or drink alcohol. Piss is at least natural, sterile, and is good for you!
Rugby confirmed for piss drinking Golden Dawn member.
This christmas will just be me and my tulpa, I'm making turkey since it's his favorite.
>>5425324
That's the thing. His mother is not sick. It's just a lame excuse people use for some reason.
>>5425328
I mean, I know I'm no supermodel but he isn't one either. And, in any case, he asked me out, so you'd think he doesn't consider me to be bad looking.
>>5425341
No. I've made that mistake in the past, too, so I know I have to avoid that now. I think I've gotten decently good at the 'I'm interested but in a cool way' texting thing.
>>5425326
1. the correct spelling of pedo is paedo
2. i have always been very open about my hate for rugby
3. الله أكبر
>>5425362
Why not stand up for yourself and ask him why he's lying and to stop bullshit with you.
>>5425360
>my tulpa
I like going crazy too
>>5425360
what's he like
>>5425362
>His mother is not sick.
You know his mother?
You should visit her.
>>5425362
>he asked me out
I guess something came up and he used his mom as an excuse to get out. Cold feet. I would suggest trying to be the one to initiate the date to the next guy you may fancy.
You'll make it, lisanon.
>>5425350
gross that's fucking disgusting couldnt even drink piss out of a beer bottle like a normal degenerate
post rugby pics pls
Jupp has pissed on SP before in the shower.
What's the problem?
>>5425385
>>5425385
Oh snippity snap.
>>5425333
if what you say is true, that there is this plethora of 'misinformation' about you and a 'anti-rugby' bridgade...really just proves my original point that you are the biggest meme in this general which is contemptible just by itself. just hurry up and kill yourself desu.
>>5425366
Because that's like the perfect way to out yourself as an insecure creep, and people tend to dislike insecure creeps.
>>5425375
>>5425389
As a matter of fact I do, but not enough to go see her without it being weird.
>>5425377
>I would suggest trying to be the one to initiate the date to the next guy you may fancy.
Yeah, that might be a good idea.
What's the gayest tea, /gaygen/?
>>5425384
I want to piss on SP's bald head. It would be fun to watch it splash everywhere and see his troubled expression.
>W-wah~
>There is piss..on my head!
>This is unusual!
>>5425385
I imagine piss tastes better.
What do you think Rugby?
>>5425419
>This is unusual!
well we don't know if it is do we
>>5425409
>As a matter of fact I do, but not enough to go see her without it being weird.
Then later just speak to her and ask her about it.
>"oh hey I heard you were sick lately. Are you alright?"
>"sick? No I've been fine all month, why?"
>"well I had a date planned with your son, but he called off because he said you were sick."
>awkward silence
Later that night
>"I didn't know you were dating anon"
>awkward silence
>>5425414
Homosexuali-tea
>>5425414
And just like that I have a new wallpaper.
>>5425414
the one that's had with a special guy of course
>open gaygen
>discussion is about watersports
y-yeah, is it a bad time?
I've drank my pee before when everyone in my pad was coming down with the flu that lasted 2 weeks for them. They say drinking the first morning piss of the morning is the most potent. I pinched my nose and drank it and I was the only one who didn't get the flu in my household of roommates.
There's definitely something to it... and it's not that bad if your piss is clear and you're hydrated.
watersports is disgusting
>>5425435
been here since the beginning. lurking. no-one likes you rugby, you have internet 'friends' but they are all as pathetic as you are. even they would probably have nothing to do with you in real life.
>>5425427
I do.
>>5425442
Yeah I had some relatives that used to drink their first piss in the morning for some reason I don't remember. But they had heard it was pretty good to your health.
It doesn't make much sense to me how someting that your body decided to send to waste can be useful for anything, but well.
If you love his cum, you should also love his pee.
I won't eat shit though. Question has anyone here ate their own poop or someone elses? I could never do that.
>>5425448
stop feeding it omg
>>5425440
all good bruh
I prefer bloodsport though
>>5425459
>I won't eat shit though
then it is not true love.
>>5425453
Senpai, never seen you this mad before.
What did Rugby do? Why are you so angry?
>It's ok to be gay they said
>They're perfectly normal they said
>>5425467
we can only hope
>>5425466
what did you do, why is senpai so mad?
>>5425469
they were right
>>5425466
wiz is just a fat loser. tons of those on this website. really does not compare to the sheer levels of degeneracy you fall to. literally worse than hitler as far as i am concerned.
>>5425453
>holding a grudge against someone
>>5425467
>acting as if they did something so horrible and you will never post here again
You are acting like a child who can't reason properly. Grow up? Learn to forgive. Aren't you like in your late 20s or something? Act like it.
>>5425466
I was gonna say that but it was 2easy
>>5425467
ta ta love
>>5425469
neither. no1curr tho
>>5425469
The longer you hang around here, the more degenerate you'll get.
Get out while it's time.
>>5425453
why did you cam for him?
>>5425486
I've only gotten less degenerate since i've been here
>>5425460
says you. you are always trying to get his attention. you crave attention from rugby.
>>5425486
I'm already too far down the rabbit hole.
Then again I hail from /b/ so there's no saving me.
>>5425497
trip on rugby ehhehehehehe
>>5425469
this is hardly the most accurate cross section of homosexuality on the internet
Just found out rugby is so many other people on here under different proxies in Canada and the US.
>>5425486
I came here a pure Catholic boy and left even purer in the light of the Lord
>>5425493
Why u lyin tho?
>>5425506
I'm glad I saved one soul from hell.
>>5425504
no shit
>>5425504
je suis rugby
>>5425506
>Potatonigger
>Pure
>>5425453
>>5425463
>>5425466
Oh god they broke up ;-;
>>5425511
I was always safe
I was just testing my mettle
I miss cold. He was the coolest trip ever.
>>5425518
Purity is attainable
I strived for it and it's golden glow rains upon me
>>5425530
R.I.P.
>>5425469
>mfw the longer I stay the more I am okay with it
>>5425530
looooool @ that haircut
>>5425519
So rugby is craig and senpai is tweek?
>>5425511
Does that mean you'll finally leave this place?
>>5425360
Did somebody say
>>5425557
fake
>tfw want to gain weight
>tfw havent eaten all day because no incentive
Why does food turn me off so muuuuch.
>>5425578
post flabby tummy for proof
Who is you're favorite gaygen chub?
mine is rugby, wiz is a close second for qtness.
>>5425574
fuck off skelly.
you're triggering my inner ex-fatty.
>>5425596
rugby too :3
>>5425596
nozzy by process of elimination
>>5425596
The guy with the scarf and shoes.
>>5425599
I think you find your favourite chub soon enough
>>5425596
No one is ever in gaygen anymore....
>Tfw no people on tinychat worth talking too...
>>5425606
I was lucky enough not to have problems vomiting from over-eating, So long as I didn't do anything physical afterwards.
The pain def gets to you though.
>>5425609
i've slowly but autistically driven a few people away personally
>>5425612
i love chubbies!!!!
rugby, there is nothing wrong with having a little extra. that is just left-wing shilling from faggots who hate real manly guys.
>>5425609
Why are all natsocs chubby?
>>5425612
>>5425616
Yeah, a lot of people are in the new gaydayz chat though...
How the fuck do I talk to guys on apps? In person I can talk to anyone, but so much of the experience of face to face conversation is gone via text.
>>5425620
>gaydayz
>>5425619
I'm...not? Don't have many pics of myself, but I'm just about the average weight for my height. I'm...not very photogenic.
>>5425626
I know. Just a fun-ish chat. *shrug*
>>5425625
hey dude, pss
listen
hey
kaiser
hey
pss
you are ugly
>>5425632
btfo
>>5425632
pls no bully
>>5425632
Hue hue hue, danke.
Anyways, are there any better hosting sites rather than TC? It's not really a well made place...
>>5425632
Savage af
>>5425596
GWPD
>>5425630
where did you find my picture?
>>5425629
I was bored once and was thinking about carving a swastika on my chest just to offend people and troll on cam but this outedges anything I was going to do.
>>5425634
Haha, The Last Fuhrer.
>>5425625
ayy, dude, you're shit at taking pictures.
You have a good jaw, you need another angle.
That one makes you look downie.
>>5425642
I used a kitchen knife and the stove. Still pretty visable today, and always will be. It was deep as fuck. Damn kitchen knife was glowing.
>>5425643
>>5425651
>>5425634
Niq pls, don't.
I can't handle this.
>>5425650
lol r u 4 real?
srsly lmaoing @ ur life rn
>>5425643
Are you even german?
>>5425653
>>5425650
What is your planned career path? where do you see yourself in 15 years? What do your family think about your... oddites?
im always curious about the humans behind the autism
>>5425648
I have some original stuff, but, I don't wear it. And that SS uniform is authentic, not costume (wtf, do they even make costume SS uniforms?). Anyways, the company that made it also does stuff for film and all that. Check them out, HessenAntique.
>>5425644
Eh, never really did like to "pose" or whatever for photos. Pic related.
>>5425649
Why would you ant it gone?
>>5425659
>im always curious about the humans behind the autism
rekt
>>5425656
Yup.
>>5425654
Is this English?
>>5425659
>Autism
Come on no, you can do better than that. I was doing work in the PMC field until recently. An interesting bracket but I'd rather stick to art.
>>5425665
>art
laughing_girls.jpg
>>5425663
Wo wohnst?
Und als was arbeitest du? Und vorallem WARUM. Warum tut sich ein Mensch so eine Scheiße an?
>>5425662
>Calls someone autistic
>OMG REKT BRO LOloLOLOo!!!11!
fuck off m8
>>5425665
Specifics. What did you study, how long did you study it for, where did you apply, what jobs have you held, what jobs are you considerin applying for.
Dont just give vague and edgy answers like "the PMC field" - that means nothing.
You say art. Did you study at an academy? enter any competitions? can you show us one of your pictures? how much do you make?
i would like to know how the life of a person like yourself actually functions. Who pays for the swastikas?
>>5425671
>is autistic
lmao rekt bro lolololol stay autism
Why do you guys name fag? Like do you want to be noticed for how well you shit post?
>>5425670
I live in the US, and right now I'm working on some resale prices for some painting I have. I am who I am man, that's all the answer I have for you.
>>5425661
why are there gay nazis explain
even if you are a holocaust denier homosexuality was not legal or even tolerated in nazi germany. just owning literature that mentioned homosexuality was enough for you to get in trouble with the authorities. if you want to be a gay nazi then try and supress ur degeneracy at least and stop browsing a thread for gay people you mentally deficient weakling.
>>5425682
That's the gist of it, yeah. Probably entertaining to them to see faggots like care.
>>5425682
Because it's fun!!!!!!!!
>>5425677
I worked for Academi for a while, do you want my life story as well? And I didn't say I as an artist. And what do you mean who pays for swastikas?
Oh, and I'm not in the habit of replying to people go out of their way to be insulting.
>But this is 4chan hurr durr!!11
I don't care. Act like an adult.
>>5425685
>homosexuality was not legal or even tolerated
Same can be said for, example, Britain.
shit argument.
>>5425683
> I am who I am man, that's all the answer I have for you.
So you are saying that you are fucked up in the brain and in the need to joina community to feel safe and loved, you parents did a shitty job didnt they? Couldnt they give you enough love ? Is that why you tried to get their attention with your actions? Silent screams of "I need attention". Is that why you camwhore right now? To get attention? You are pathetic tbqh.
I bet your parents are proud of you. Well no, I bet they dont even care about you.
End you life.
>>5425685
Odd, I don't recall saying I as gay. And lets not forget, that hen gays were oppressed in Germany, they ere oppressed in the rest of the world as well. And for much longer. And I'm no holocaust denier, but I am a revisionist.
Now, we've gone a bit off track itt....
>>5425689
Oh come on now. I called you an autist in passing.
thats barely even an insult, its just banter. Rest assured i didnt mean it personally.
Now, can you tell me where you see yourself in 15 years? Do you think your views will have become milder over the years?
Do you have an interest in getting a partner, and do you think he will be a neo-nazi (if thats not too pejorative a term) as well?
How do your interpersonal relationships work?How many people know about your... hobby?
>>5425694
>not gay
Can you faggots like fuck off gaygen?
